Five word story

[Locke Cole]

was also a plan to

[eViL bAz]

...Conquer the world!, Sadly some...

[Blade Tanaka]

... headless hoarsemen decided it was...

[Locke Cole]

...a bad idea, so they...

[jetblue]

took the cookie jar out

[Cronid]

the smoldering remains of the

[Locke Cole]

mighty volcano. Inside they found

[Sir Bartholomew]

A giant Shiny Charizard lurking...

[fighter5345]

In the vast space of

[Ruined]

the cookie jar. It then

[Locke Cole]

transformed into a giant, purple...

[Conquistador0]

bomb, exploding into death. Fin.

- Seeing as this thread is old.

[Marona]

Originally Posted by Conquistador0

bomb, exploding into death. Fin.

- Seeing as this thread is old.

I cri everytiem i read dis. needs sequel.

[The_Q?]

So I put on my robe and got myself some coffeh from my neighbour's kitchen. They were wearing pants! While we were without pants! Then suddenly the phone rang. It was Batman. He wanted to know about your suit and why… I told him it was better then his suit.

Suddenly, a meteor crashed nearby! Everybody gazed out the window with hipster like gazes, so maintstream yet so, so commonplace. Then Godzilla broke free from inside of a giant egg! It was painted red, just like my new spaceship. It was foaming at the mouth like Cujo.

All of the sudden everything went quiet, that's when a double rainbow appeared! Everyone looked up with awe. Then they realized it wasn't special, not so intense after all. While Kilu scratched his head, Nall drank some grape juice.

Locke decided to steal the royal cake with supplemental supplies that looked oh so tasty. He tried to escape the haunted library, also known as the most boring place known. Alas, RGMystro had late fees. He wanted to pay them, but when the time came he got robbed. The robbers then spent the money on cheese!

Which they shared with Doreagarde. The cheese however was stinky, mouldy, and just plain horrendous -but they ate it anyways and got really sick. They then proceeded to poop and they couldn't make it. So they made a mess which only continued to vex Cuthulu and the almighty Locke.

Meanwhile in Jamaica man, de people don't always talk like that.

Meanwhile, the volcano in town had a secret crime organization with plans to smuggle all cats! One had the name of a local legendary hero who had urinary problems, that randomly spat out potatoes, *bang* another potato bites the dust!

Aside from the cats, there was also a plan to Conquer the world! Sadly some headless hoarsemen decided it was a bad idea, so they took the cookie jar out the smoldering remains of the mighty volcano. Inside they found A giant Shiny Charizard lurking in the vast space of the cookie jar. It then transformed into a giant, purple bomb, exploding into death.

Fin.