Star Wars: Backstroke of the West

[Cyrano de Hero]

http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html

A guy bought himself a DVD of Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith while he was living in Shanghai. This version was translated into Chinese and then put into English subtitles. The subtitles, however, were a direct translation of the Chinese, so they make absolutely no damn sense. Check the site out. I haven't laughed this hard from something I found online in a long time. Some of my choicer selections:

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j78/thekoolfool/Backstorke%20of%20the%20Wset/sw09wh.jpg

How can you mistranslate this when the words are right there?

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j78/thekoolfool/Backstorke%20of%20the%20Wset/swb73kq.jpg

Better watch out, Jedi Knights. Count Dooku is a BIG.

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j78/thekoolfool/Backstorke%20of%20the%20Wset/sw16.jpg

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO COUNT DOOKU!

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j78/thekoolfool/Backstorke%20of%20the%20Wset/sw10.jpg

The really want to know everything about Palpatine, don't they? They even want to know his sex life...

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j78/thekoolfool/Backstorke%20of%20the%20Wset/swc075xo.jpg

The secret to becoming powerful? Become strong and big. Simple, huh?

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j78/thekoolfool/Backstorke%20of%20the%20Wset/sw12.jpg

"Presbyterian Church" was the name for the Jedi Council. Those crazy Jedi!

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j78/thekoolfool/Backstorke%20of%20the%20Wset/sw221sn.jpg

This just doesn't have the same uplifting feeling as "May the Force be with you."

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j78/thekoolfool/Backstorke%20of%20the%20Wset/swc161ds.jpg

I thought his name was Darth Vader...?

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j78/thekoolfool/Backstorke%20of%20the%20Wset/swb215ot.jpg

It must have been a shock for Padme to realize that she was married to a strong and big.

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j78/thekoolfool/Backstorke%20of%20the%20Wset/swc269bc.jpg

High school students have a new catchphrase!

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j78/thekoolfool/Backstorke%20of%20the%20Wset/swb251lt.jpg

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Is anyone fluent in Chinese or has knowledge of the language? It puzzles me as to how some of these lines are so badly done...

[SeymourGuado]

That was funny:) weldone

[pikatsu]

Hey, that's much better than Lucas' original dialogue.

"Do not waaaaant!!!!!!" I can so hear James Earl Jones utter those words...

[SeymourGuado]

I prefer his take as That Alien Preparer in The Simpsons. "I slaved in the kitchen for days for you people!" NOOOoooooooooooooooooooo

[MojoPin]

Ohmigosh, that was frickin' hilarious!

Hey, that's much better than Lucas' original dialogue. LOL ain't that the truth.

[SeymourGuado]

Btw what is a ratio tile?

[Cyrano de Hero]

Ratio tile was the name for Obi-Wan, I think. Makes no friggin' sense, I know. :biglaugh:

[jetblue]

oh my,thats so funny i got some tears in my eyehttp://rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biglaugh.gif