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Cyrano de Hero
08-08-2004, 12:59 AM
Yuffie inspected her underwear yesterday...
Yuffie
08-08-2004, 02:42 AM
...and cut off the bows. :p
(what sort of opening was that? :rofl: but I hate underwear with bows on it!)
Pezito
08-08-2004, 08:51 AM
Once upon a time, Godzilla...
Thwyter
08-08-2004, 09:40 AM
let out a big, smelly fart
skactopus
08-08-2004, 10:05 PM
...destroying everything in its path.
Thwyter
08-08-2004, 10:26 PM
Yuffie was pist at Godzillla
Locke Cole
08-08-2004, 11:39 PM
...so she retaliated by making...
skactopus
08-09-2004, 12:26 AM
...a Locke Cole robot which...
Zedie9
08-09-2004, 03:47 AM
...put bows on Yuffie's panties. :evilgrin:
FlashFirer
08-09-2004, 08:18 AM
Yuffie then realized that everybody...
Locke Cole
08-09-2004, 09:04 AM
...had bows on their underwear.
Cyrano de Hero
08-09-2004, 09:18 AM
She ordered the Locke robot...
Vicki
08-09-2004, 10:30 AM
...to destroy everyone's underwear bows.
This was the reason for...
[no sigs as usual, or?]
the creation of the five....
Locke Cole
08-09-2004, 01:20 PM
...additional locke robots, that all...
...were, crossdressers!! anyways.. in China....
...there was an evil scientist...
[hye Locke, would it be possible with you admin power to make this thread not to display avatars and signatures for all users. In case someone forgets to turn the sig of, and avatar takes too much space in a thread that generally doesn't take space at all.]
named Bob the accountant. He...
Pezito
08-09-2004, 03:34 PM
used to eat jelly, because...
(I second Kilu's request, if anything can be done about it ^^)
Locke Cole
08-09-2004, 03:49 PM
[hye Locke, would it be possible with you admin power to make this thread not to display avatars and signatures for all users. In case someone forgets to turn the sig of, and avatar takes too much space in a thread that generally doesn't take space at all.]
This would require hacking of the forum code to make work, as its not made to be done to a single thread. We'll just have to rely on people to remember the rules of the thread.
--------
...it gave him secret powers.
...he liked it... A LOT!
[oh well. Everyone, remember to turn your sigs of for this threads!!:p]
Thwyter
08-09-2004, 11:29 PM
there was no peanut butter which
Zedie9
08-10-2004, 04:56 AM
...angered the Peanut Butter Witch...
[And also, remember to use five words. ;)]
Locke Cole
08-10-2004, 07:35 AM
...who decided to teleport to...
..Fairy World!.. to consult the...
...master of the skies, mighty...
...Fred Flintstone of the Waterbuffalos.
skactopus
08-10-2004, 03:57 PM
"Who dares consult me," mentioned ...
Thwyter
08-10-2004, 04:14 PM
Yuffie replies, "It is I...."
the Queen of Potatoville. I....
Thwyter
08-10-2004, 04:44 PM
come bearing news of ugent..
Potatoville has been deepfried, and...
Lord Draud
08-10-2004, 04:47 PM
peanutbutter shortages! we're all gonna!
. . . . explode, sending out large amounts . . .
Thwyter
08-10-2004, 09:02 PM
of fancy underwear", yuffie exclaims.
Zedie9
08-11-2004, 04:21 AM
Meanwhile, Bob the Accountant ordered...
...all undies to be destroyed!
[sigs dammit, sigs!]
"Order a Tactical Nuclear Strike,"
[yeah, turn off your sigs :p]
Yuffie
08-11-2004, 10:42 AM
Yuffie gave Zedie a wedgie.
(Slight intermission there ;) and what is it with you people and attacking my underwear?! :p )
Thwyter
08-11-2004, 11:31 AM
which erupted into a sea....
I don't know why, it seems to fit the story at the time. :crazy:
of Lucozade. Yuffie screamed and....
Thwyter
08-11-2004, 12:55 PM
she nearly drowned from it.
Zedie9
08-12-2004, 02:28 AM
:D Meanwhile, sigs were hard to...
Thwyter
08-12-2004, 10:11 AM
were easy to come by so
Locke decided to slaughter some....
Thwyter
08-12-2004, 03:37 PM
Grims who were getting in...
Yuffie
08-12-2004, 05:13 PM
...to Canada, "AGH!" they cried...
when Tess stole their pants.
Then the Grims realized they....
NEVER Wore Pants!! But... Wal*Mart..
Thwyter
08-12-2004, 08:04 PM
sees that's in indead CALDOR...
sees that is indeed CALDOR...
Cyrano de Hero
08-20-2004, 11:41 AM
they decided wearing pants SUX.
Zedie9
08-20-2004, 01:09 PM
So they stripped nekkid and...
...went for a swim in...
...NEVER Wore Pants!! But... Wal*Mart sees that is indeed CALDOR they decided wearing pants SUX." It's like... some words are missing from there.]
Yuffie
08-20-2004, 05:52 PM
...the local mud pit, along...
Maybe we have a hidden moderator deleting random posts so we can't publish our wonderful story because it's so unfinished!!! :amazed:
Or maybe we just suck at this. :)
Pezito
08-21-2004, 07:15 AM
... with Willy the whale. However...
[I think it was getting good with Potatoville, but now it's all weird again.]
[And Thwyter, please take off your sig in this thread or I kill you right away !]
[Aren't you scared ? è_é]
..., this proved to be a...
Yuffie
08-21-2004, 11:10 AM
...bad move due to Willy's...
...enormous head. Mud pit couldn't...
decide if it should scream...
...or just ignore the head...
Yuffie
08-21-2004, 06:11 PM
...so it then decided to...
We're going back to random nonsense again. :p
...eat all the babies that...
have been born. Meanwhile Zedie...
Pezito
08-22-2004, 10:49 AM
... went to a vacation with...
Yuffie
08-22-2004, 11:27 AM
...Natalie, much to the anger...
Zedie9
08-22-2004, 12:01 PM
...of Pezito. Natalie kissed Zedie...
Pezito
08-22-2004, 02:45 PM
... his head, which was large.
FlashFirer
08-22-2004, 05:55 PM
There and then, a mark...
:banana:
Yuffie
08-22-2004, 06:06 PM
...remained from her lipstick! Alas!
Thwyter
08-23-2004, 12:10 PM
Zedie enjoyed the kiss so.....
Zedie9
08-23-2004, 12:22 PM
...much that he fainted. When...
...Natalie took of the mask...
Pezito
08-23-2004, 05:12 PM
... Zedie wasn't Zedie but PEZITO !!! (°o°)
:D
Yuffie
08-23-2004, 05:35 PM
She took off ANOTHER mask...
:p
...from herself, revealing a face...
[I originally intented that Natalie would have taken the mask of herself, but nevermind that, because not I got the chance to do it :p ]
Lord Draud
08-23-2004, 06:48 PM
...OF PURE HORROR, ugly as...
Yuffie
08-23-2004, 07:49 PM
...Lord Draud's derriere! Such stench...
(did I spell that right, Pez? :rofl: I just prefer the word derriere to arse. :p)
Zedie9
08-24-2004, 11:46 AM
...as to cause Pezito to...
Yuffie
08-24-2004, 05:39 PM
...vomit down Zedie's shirt. Zedie...
...then revealed his chest hair...
Yuffie
08-25-2004, 09:47 AM
...which was half grey, half...
:p
Zedie9
08-25-2004, 11:10 AM
...Yuffie's, because she was in...
Yuffie
08-25-2004, 01:22 PM
...pain and trapped in his...
If ANYONE turns this into something rude, you will be punished (and not in a good way). :realmad:
Uh oh, hi Zedie! :emlaugh:
Lord Draud
08-25-2004, 02:36 PM
...shirt due to black hole....
Pezito
08-25-2004, 02:38 PM
... shirt. When Pez felt better...
(You spelt it right Yuffie, except the accent on the last "e" : "derrière". ^^)
(But since your keyboard has no "è" character and you're but an English person... I forgive you. :D )
[edit] Damn, Lord Draud ! You were faster... Well, it's still fine that way. A black-hole shirt ! Great invention ! :p
...he cut Zedies chest hair...
[I don't have è on my keyboard either, but it takes less than one second to find the ` mark :)]
Zedie9
08-27-2004, 02:39 AM
...and made himself a wig...
...which fitted perfectly! Whatever was...
Yuffie
08-27-2004, 05:15 PM
...the attraction with the wig?!
(Well now that I have Pez's forgiveness that makes it so much better :p)
Zedie9
08-30-2004, 11:20 AM
Yuffie, in fact, was drawn...
Lance Alvein
02-05-2005, 06:14 PM
... to the wig along with ...
[just thought it would be fun to continue the 5-word story]
Marona
02-05-2005, 06:24 PM
another man's pickled chest hair :p
Astrolounge
02-05-2005, 06:51 PM
...In Romania this last week...
Mithrandir
02-05-2005, 07:59 PM
in order to make her potion...
...of love. Alas, Mith came...
Yuffie
02-06-2005, 05:53 AM
...to steal the potion because...
(good to have it back! :D)
...he wanted it. For what...
Marona
02-07-2005, 11:55 AM
...girl he liked.and then...
Yojimbo
02-07-2005, 01:05 PM
...dropped the potion, due to...
Marona
02-07-2005, 01:18 PM
...slippery palms from porn magazine...
...,Marona as the centerfold girl.
Ephraim
02-08-2005, 02:32 PM
The potion bursts, spilling its ...
Yojimbo
02-09-2005, 09:31 AM
...poisonous liquid all over a...
Lance Alvein
02-10-2005, 02:36 PM
... hapless bystander who was attempting ...
Yuffie
02-11-2005, 12:42 PM
...to tie his shoelace beside...
(don't forget to disable signatures ;))
eViL bAz
02-16-2005, 02:59 PM
...A ugly Drunk man who was...
(I like this :dance:)
Thwyter
02-16-2005, 11:19 PM
burping his beer so he....
Lord Draud
02-16-2005, 11:40 PM
fell over and landed in.......
eViL bAz
02-17-2005, 01:15 AM
...Yuffie and realized that she...
( sorry Yuffie I cant resist I read all the post an see that you are a good part of this story so :) :dance: )
Yuffie
02-17-2005, 04:38 AM
...was covered in needles that...
(we did something similar to this at my audition where we each made up a word quickly to a story and acted it out as we went. Needless to say, I'd had a lot of practice :rofl:)
eViL bAz
02-17-2005, 04:46 PM
...hardly pinch in his shameful...
Thwyter
02-17-2005, 06:59 PM
clothes. So Yuffie decided to...
http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/ponder.gif
Lord Draud
02-17-2005, 11:58 PM
Kill him with a Cleaver......
Yuffie
02-18-2005, 06:46 AM
instead. Then a rocket launcher.
Yojimbo
02-18-2005, 09:41 AM
The decapitated mans body was...
eViL bAz
02-18-2005, 10:51 AM
...so dead and bloody that...
...it bloody died again! So...
eViL bAz
02-18-2005, 02:48 PM
...Yuffie goes on and see...
Giea! And gives him chocolate..
Yojimbo
02-19-2005, 07:01 AM
...which is too hard, because...
...it is frozen solid. What...
Yuffie
02-20-2005, 09:21 AM
...did Giea try? He thwacked...
(sigs people, sigs!!! :p)
Barlon
02-20-2005, 07:56 PM
...at it repeatedly until he...
Blade Tanaka
02-20-2005, 09:04 PM
...Broke it, and it went....
Lord Draud
02-20-2005, 11:23 PM
flying across the room hitting.....
Yuffie
02-21-2005, 08:29 AM
...a group of men playing...
...with themselves. Oh no, what...
eViL bAz
02-21-2005, 03:04 PM
...strange, can they do that...
Barlon
02-22-2005, 01:20 AM
...to themselves without going blind?...
Lord Draud
02-22-2005, 01:29 AM
and without god killing kittens.....
Blade Tanaka
02-24-2005, 05:29 PM
...could it be? an animosity...?
eViL bAz
02-28-2005, 01:57 PM
...or Just that this Story...
Blade Tanaka
02-28-2005, 06:28 PM
... is to old for me...?
bjp4444
02-28-2005, 10:08 PM
...and I will have to...
eViL bAz
03-01-2005, 10:50 AM
...dance in a Ballet Dress?...
Blade Tanaka
03-01-2005, 01:28 PM
...or kiss a rabid mankey...?
FlashFirer
03-01-2005, 02:47 PM
...or post and tell us...?
Blade Tanaka
03-01-2005, 03:19 PM
...what you think did happen..?
Ephraim
03-01-2005, 03:31 PM
... and when this thread went...
Yojimbo
03-01-2005, 06:14 PM
...boring, people would start getting...
Unmei
03-01-2005, 07:55 PM
....high, like the rabbit on....
bjp4444
03-02-2005, 07:47 AM
...on which i'm going to...
eViL bAz
03-02-2005, 10:27 AM
...chase a girl with beard...
FlashFirer
03-02-2005, 12:22 PM
...and buy a fake nose...
Blade Tanaka
03-02-2005, 03:20 PM
...to show to my new...
eViL bAz
03-02-2005, 03:22 PM
...rubber girl, who unfortunely don't...
bjp4444
03-02-2005, 06:58 PM
...talk very well when we're....
Yojimbo
03-03-2005, 09:01 AM
...lying down on a dirty...
eViL bAz
03-03-2005, 10:42 AM
...chocolate lake and with something...
...that will make everything end...
bjp4444
03-03-2005, 05:51 PM
...the incredible, outstanding, extraordinary, wonderful...
eViL bAz
03-03-2005, 06:00 PM
...Amazing, EVIL TAN OF DRAUD!!!!....
(hehehehehehehe)
FlashFirer
03-04-2005, 02:38 PM
Everybody is on the table.
(bwahahaha! ^^ Ya heard that song? ...no one? ...lame.)
eViL bAz
03-04-2005, 02:41 PM
...watching that Marona is still...
jetblue
03-04-2005, 03:27 PM
Noticed has never posted here....
FlashFirer
03-04-2005, 03:43 PM
...and nobody knows exactly why...
bjp4444
03-04-2005, 03:50 PM
....but, alas, they still keep...
eViL bAz
03-04-2005, 04:24 PM
...cooking a cheese pie...
(hehehehehehe what are we doing with this poor story lol XD)
bjp4444
03-04-2005, 06:33 PM
...that, oddly enough, smells like....
eViL bAz
03-04-2005, 07:13 PM
...a stinky shoe of me...
(LOL XD)
Unmei
03-04-2005, 08:20 PM
...under the violet stained sky.....
VanillaMew
03-05-2005, 03:58 AM
...but we love it anyway...
Yojimbo
03-05-2005, 09:53 AM
...because the smell is like...
...flowers on the grass field...
VanillaMew
03-05-2005, 01:12 PM
...and cookies in the oven...
bjp4444
03-05-2005, 05:57 PM
...which i love sharing with....
FlashFirer
03-05-2005, 07:55 PM
...my wife who mistakens five with seven...
Yojimbo
03-06-2005, 09:03 AM
...words. Then his wife did...
FlashFirer
03-06-2005, 11:16 AM
...some crap and the cookies...
bjp4444
03-06-2005, 11:54 AM
...ended up being uneatable, so...
...they were fed to pigs.
Yojimbo
03-06-2005, 05:36 PM
The pigs went crazy, and...
bjp4444
03-06-2005, 05:59 PM
...started to dance wildly, while...
Blade Tanaka
03-06-2005, 06:02 PM
... Blade made his post, and...
(btw flash you used 6 words in your last post =P)
Lord Draud
03-06-2005, 11:37 PM
...the pigs trampeld Blade then.....
Blade Tanaka
03-07-2005, 08:40 AM
.. Blade used curaga and sent....
eViL bAz
03-07-2005, 10:52 AM
...him to the ballet shop...
Antoniusrex
03-07-2005, 10:57 AM
and decided she had to...
bjp4444
03-07-2005, 01:53 PM
...get a life and go...
eViL bAz
03-07-2005, 02:22 PM
..out from his home and...
Lance Alvein
03-07-2005, 04:19 PM
... get this story back to ...
bjp4444
03-07-2005, 05:21 PM
...its home before curfew, or...
Blade Tanaka
03-07-2005, 06:03 PM
... face the consequences of being...
bjp4444
03-07-2005, 10:56 PM
...branded a traitor by the...
...cult of Silent Hill. Alas...
Blade Tanaka
03-08-2005, 07:31 AM
...His wife was consumed, as...
eViL bAz
03-08-2005, 11:03 AM
...A Fried Chicken eaten in...
FlashFirer
03-08-2005, 02:45 PM
...no time at all by Blade...
(no I dind't, Blade...count again @_@)
Blade Tanaka
03-09-2005, 08:50 AM
...then returned the story to...(1.no 2.time 3.at 4.all 5.by 6.Blade... okay last time you used seven on purpose but this time it's six =P)
eViL bAz
03-09-2005, 10:51 AM
...this weird forum of crazy...
Unmei
03-09-2005, 11:03 AM
...rabbits, summoned by the green...
Yojimbo
03-09-2005, 11:06 AM
...goblins of andromeda. The goblins...
eViL bAz
03-09-2005, 01:13 PM
...were dress like girls and...
tanisthalon
03-09-2005, 01:46 PM
....entered the global beauty pageant....
Lance Alvein
03-09-2005, 02:19 PM
... and won in the category ...
Galthol
03-09-2005, 02:28 PM
...of the most tanned goblins.
tanisthalon
03-09-2005, 03:20 PM
....They're parents were full of....
eViL bAz
03-09-2005, 03:34 PM
...shame cuz they (the goblins) were guys...
(OMFG!!!! Im on the 666 post!!!!) :evilgrin:
tanisthalon
03-09-2005, 04:22 PM
......with identity crisis each one........
bjp4444
03-09-2005, 04:27 PM
...chicken noodle soup from dinner....
eViL bAz
03-09-2005, 05:05 PM
...(what!!!!!)....
Yojimbo
03-09-2005, 07:17 PM
...bjp realised that, he had...
bjp4444
03-09-2005, 08:00 PM
...posted thinking post #200 was last.....
(I hope the number doesn't count as a word!)
Blade Tanaka
03-10-2005, 08:07 AM
but there was no end...
eViL bAz
03-10-2005, 10:38 AM
...It was more like OMFG!!!....
Blade Tanaka
03-10-2005, 11:14 AM
...what is going on? Well...
Yojimbo
03-10-2005, 11:17 AM
...nobody realised that everything was...
tanisthalon
03-10-2005, 11:31 AM
...part of a parallel universe...
eViL bAz
03-10-2005, 11:58 AM
...where you can see flying...
tanisthalon
03-10-2005, 01:44 PM
...mongoose with fluffy pink fur...
eViL bAz
03-10-2005, 01:47 PM
...and green eyes, its so...
tanisthalon
03-10-2005, 01:49 PM
...frustrating to know they're majestic...
bjp4444
03-10-2005, 05:51 PM
...eating their chicken noodle soup....
Yojimbo
03-10-2005, 07:33 PM
...with a blunt knife, which...
Blade Tanaka
03-11-2005, 07:39 AM
... actually was for eating cereal...
Galthol
03-11-2005, 11:09 AM
...and a fork used for...
Yojimbo
03-11-2005, 11:10 AM
...picking out dirt from underneath...
eViL bAz
03-11-2005, 12:14 PM
...his nose cuz always itches...
(hehehehe)
Blade Tanaka
03-11-2005, 12:19 PM
... and his mouth always opens...
Galthol
03-11-2005, 01:38 PM
...and his leg cramps up...
Blade Tanaka
03-13-2005, 07:20 PM
... making him have to eat...
Yojimbo
03-13-2005, 08:23 PM
...the fungus from his rotting...
Lance Alvein
03-13-2005, 09:12 PM
... cheese pizzas. There was a ...
Blade Tanaka
03-14-2005, 07:52 AM
.. oddly nice taste to them...
Galthol
03-14-2005, 11:33 AM
...but, he thought, they could...
eViL bAz
03-14-2005, 11:49 AM
..be more tasteful with some...
Yojimbo
03-15-2005, 09:02 AM
...freshly picked scabs off a...
Grey Fox
03-15-2005, 11:35 AM
.......oap, who on that very same day.......
Lance Alvein
03-15-2005, 03:35 PM
... had died. Jim the bear ...
eViL bAz
03-15-2005, 04:04 PM
...was so tasty when we...
Thwyter
03-15-2005, 09:40 PM
cooked him up and gave
Blade Tanaka
03-16-2005, 08:56 AM
... it to Blade who gobbled it...
(that's reight Gathol.. I ATE JIM)
Yojimbo
03-16-2005, 10:03 AM
...before vomiting Jim over an...
( blade that was 6 wordshttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biggrin.gif, and Grey Fox used 7)
Blade Tanaka
03-16-2005, 10:38 AM
... old rusty log. Blade then...
(ahh sorry yojimbo and others)
Galthol
03-16-2005, 10:42 AM
...vomited up Jim, who then...
eViL bAz
03-16-2005, 11:13 AM
...Begin to sing Barney songs...
(HEHEHE YEAH BLADE BARNEY SONGS)
Lord Draud
03-16-2005, 06:55 PM
...and was shot by a.....
Yojimbo
03-16-2005, 07:42 PM
...toxic mushroom with a huge...
Blade Tanaka
03-17-2005, 08:54 AM
... top, Blade's skin then rejected...
(Why is this story suddenly about me and why Am I singing barney songs?)
eViL bAz
03-17-2005, 11:50 AM
...The Ballet Dress he was...
(CUZ IS FUNNY :::: hehehehehehe)
Blade Tanaka
03-17-2005, 05:36 PM
... burning becuase his girlfriend dumped...
(ohh okay..... ^o^)
Lance Alvein
03-17-2005, 06:23 PM
... liquid on it while Blade ...
Blade Tanaka
03-17-2005, 07:49 PM
... Sang around in pain, because...
Yojimbo
03-17-2005, 08:07 PM
...the dress began to attack...
Blade Tanaka
03-17-2005, 08:30 PM
.. but Blade quickly pulled out...
(Hmm.. I don't like where this is going.... heh heh)
eViL bAz
03-18-2005, 01:20 PM
...his fairy magic wand and...
tanisthalon
03-18-2005, 02:23 PM
...piff, paff, poof, flickering light...
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