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Locke
10-26-2005, 02:50 PM
... the massive amount of goat ...
oneforthelord
10-26-2005, 08:31 PM
...cheese and curds. Having died...
. . . it's energy returned to the .. .
Lance Alvein
10-26-2005, 09:21 PM
... earth and once again became ...
Locke
10-27-2005, 07:14 AM
... part of the lifestream of ...
Lance Alvein
10-27-2005, 03:53 PM
... the entire universe that would ...
jetblue
10-27-2005, 04:30 PM
return as a goatboy in.....
. .. the sequel to Bambi. Clearly . . .
Locke
10-28-2005, 07:28 AM
... a disney movie of some ...
Tonedeaf
10-28-2005, 07:43 AM
...sort. But with a small....
Geosgaeno
10-28-2005, 07:57 AM
...fragment of cheese remaining the...
Locke
10-28-2005, 08:24 AM
... movie was of course a ....
Tonedeaf
10-28-2005, 09:47 AM
...horror film which stared the...
Locke
10-28-2005, 10:30 AM
... notorious and deadly group of ...
oneforthelord
10-28-2005, 11:30 AM
...zombie sniffers who sniffed zombies...
Locke
10-28-2005, 11:38 AM
.... so that they could get ...
. . . pink eye, the most wonderful . . .
Lance Alvein
10-28-2005, 06:34 PM
... disease possible to get from ...
. . . sniffing zombies, you can also . . .
M.H.A.Q.S.
10-28-2005, 10:58 PM
...just lick them and feel...
oneforthelord
10-29-2005, 03:58 AM
...completely disgusted at the taste...
Locke
10-31-2005, 09:26 AM
... as it tastes vaguely like ...
Tonedeaf
10-31-2005, 11:58 AM
...MEADOWS. but they were the...
Locke
10-31-2005, 12:47 PM
.... largest of all meadow-loving beings, ....
Tonedeaf
10-31-2005, 02:23 PM
...which made them hard to....
. . . turn into meadows. So they . . .
Tonedeaf
10-31-2005, 02:40 PM
...hid in the meadows and...
. . . ate the grasses in the . . .
(good ol' Kings eh locke and tonedeaf)
Locke
10-31-2005, 03:10 PM
... fjords. This caused the meadows ....
Lance Alvein
10-31-2005, 03:59 PM
... to slowly become lakes and ...
Locke
10-31-2005, 04:00 PM
... thus end the slew of ....
. . . meadows, infecting the country. Angry . . .
Tonedeaf
10-31-2005, 05:17 PM
...meadow men who liked to...
Locke
10-31-2005, 05:38 PM
... strut through meadow's, causing much ...
Lance Alvein
10-31-2005, 05:40 PM
... meadowy damage to the meadows ...
Locke
10-31-2005, 05:53 PM
... and angst amoung meadow-men.
(there, enough about the damned meadows)
. . . There once was a valley . . .
Lance Alvein
10-31-2005, 06:16 PM
... that produced lots of cheese ...
. . . that smelled of the valley, . . .
oneforthelord
11-01-2005, 01:07 AM
...that the valleymen journeyed to...
Locke
11-01-2005, 09:40 AM
... their doom in. This made ....
. . . the meadow insignificant, allowing the . . .
Tonedeaf
11-01-2005, 06:10 PM
...meadow men to live in...
oneforthelord
11-01-2005, 10:49 PM
...various states of divine meadowry...
Locke
11-02-2005, 08:43 AM
... before they were shot for ....
Lance Alvein
11-02-2005, 02:27 PM
... destroying the world, so no ...
Galthol
11-02-2005, 02:29 PM
... meadow women were able to ...
oneforthelord
11-02-2005, 03:03 PM
...make meadow babies in meadows...
Faded Dreams
11-02-2005, 04:59 PM
...and have other meadow babies...
Locke
11-03-2005, 08:29 AM
... in a messed up world.
(Faded Dreams, no sig in the future please.)
Galthol
11-03-2005, 03:53 PM
So because the world no ...
Locke
11-03-2005, 06:01 PM
... longer made sense, meadow-men shot ...
oneforthelord
11-03-2005, 06:17 PM
...each other to destroy Meadowland...
__________________
Locke
11-04-2005, 09:04 AM
... and end this cursed rein ...
Tonedeaf
11-04-2005, 02:40 PM
...of the meadowmeniacle ruler named....
Locke
11-04-2005, 04:11 PM
... meadowmarr. Meadowmarr was a very ....
Galthol
11-04-2005, 06:16 PM
... large orge made out of...
. . . everything except meadow grasses and . . .
Lance Alvein
11-04-2005, 09:12 PM
... meadow cheese. This caused him ...
oneforthelord
11-05-2005, 07:37 AM
...to spell "meadow" very badly...
Lance Alvein
11-06-2005, 02:13 PM
... and he died. This then ...
oneforthelord
11-06-2005, 02:33 PM
...caused a state of meadowmergency...
Lance Alvein
11-06-2005, 02:37 PM
... in all the meadows, and eventually ...
Skikkles
11-06-2005, 02:52 PM
.... the world imploded with extreme ......
Lance Alvein
11-06-2005, 03:04 PM
... prejudice, on the meadowfolk of ...
Skikkles
11-06-2005, 04:04 PM
....purple pigmentation, and against the .....
oneforthelord
11-06-2005, 09:30 PM
...yellow-tinted meadowfolk. Blue coloured meadowfolk...
Tonedeaf
11-07-2005, 10:10 AM
... and the albino meadowfolk who...
Galthol
11-08-2005, 04:34 PM
...were teased by the other...
Lance Alvein
11-09-2005, 03:20 PM
... meadowfolk because they were different, ...
Tonedeaf
11-10-2005, 06:58 AM
....and then they ate their...
. . . pet goat Cindy, who had . ..
oneforthelord
11-10-2005, 01:59 PM
...become tired of people meadowing...
Galthol
11-10-2005, 03:48 PM
...where she ate. The Meadowfolk...
jetblue
11-10-2005, 10:18 PM
fled for their lives to....
Cyrano de Hero
11-11-2005, 07:21 PM
head for the nearest latrine.
oneforthelord
11-12-2005, 03:06 AM
They stopped to rest at...
Lance Alvein
11-12-2005, 02:06 PM
... the nearest pizza place, but ...
Locke
11-14-2005, 03:34 PM
... this just didn't cut it.
So they headed to Guam . . .
Locke
11-15-2005, 03:34 PM
... which is located due north ....
oneforthelord
11-17-2005, 02:05 AM
...of Jack's Pizza Parlour, a...
Locke
11-17-2005, 07:40 AM
... pizza place run by the ....
Tonedeaf
11-17-2005, 12:46 PM
...MEADOWMEN who made a mysteriously...
Locke
11-17-2005, 02:42 PM
.. obscure referance to the large ...
oneforthelord
11-18-2005, 12:27 AM
...crowd of people protesting Meadow-mocracy...
Locke
11-18-2005, 08:39 AM
... over the large number of ...
oneforthelord
11-18-2005, 01:36 PM
...soldiers sent to Meadow-raq to...
. . . cut the grass of the . . .
Lance Alvein
11-18-2005, 06:26 PM
... Meadow-rists, thereby removing their food ...
Cyrano de Hero
11-20-2005, 11:34 AM
and starving them to death.
Locke
11-21-2005, 08:19 AM
This stopped all the meadow talk, ....
oneforthelord
11-21-2005, 06:23 PM
...which was very long overdue...
Cyrano de Hero
11-21-2005, 06:57 PM
then people started jumping towards
Locke
11-22-2005, 10:30 AM
... bigger and better things, such ...
. . . as Russian meadows, greener grass . . .
Locke
11-22-2005, 12:02 PM
... and no more meadows. This ....
. . . saddened the meadow men, so . . .
Tonedeaf
11-22-2005, 01:01 PM
...they turned themselves into elves...
jetblue
11-22-2005, 03:20 PM
and danced the electric boogaloo.....
oneforthelord
11-22-2005, 07:42 PM
...whatever that is. They danced...
Locke
11-23-2005, 10:15 AM
.... around the clock tonight, their ...
(TD, your sig :shame: )
Blade Tanaka
11-23-2005, 04:50 PM
... buttoxes glistning in the moon...
Cyrano de Hero
11-23-2005, 07:19 PM
then they developed bad hemorrhoids...
oneforthelord
11-24-2005, 12:08 AM
...in their spelling abilities. This...
(buttoxes? Sounds alot like Troopseses from Backstroke of the West :rofl:)
Locke
11-25-2005, 11:56 AM
... made them very uncomfortable, so ....
Skikkles
11-27-2005, 02:43 PM
...the entire ultraverse exploded purpley....
(this ones for you lance)
Lance Alvein
11-27-2005, 02:46 PM
... colored monkey dishwashers, who then ...
Skikkles
11-27-2005, 02:48 PM
.... ate themselves and imploded double-qish....
(Power of the double Q)
Locke
11-30-2005, 03:44 PM
... much akin to an improbability ...
jetblue
12-06-2005, 03:29 AM
of bizzaro dimension opening,releasing.....
Locke
12-06-2005, 08:10 AM
... all that is yellow and ....
Tonedeaf
12-08-2005, 03:18 PM
...everything that tastes purple and...
Locke
12-09-2005, 07:56 AM
... for some reason a large ...
jetblue
12-13-2005, 05:28 AM
pomegranite thats tastes like watermelon...
tanisthalon
12-13-2005, 11:30 AM
...fried with shitake mushrooms from...
Locke
12-14-2005, 12:19 PM
... a small boutique that exclusively ...
tanisthalon
12-14-2005, 03:26 PM
...deals in moulds and funghi...
Geosgaeno
12-14-2005, 05:46 PM
...which originated from a lunatic's...
Locke
12-15-2005, 11:10 AM
... asylum that was populated by ...
... Moose Pickles. Then Captain Merf....
Locke
12-15-2005, 11:40 AM
... with his merf-tastic sense of ...
Galthol
12-16-2005, 01:46 PM
...taste, began to eat the...
...last of the muffalo, which....
. . . in a desperate act started . . .
Locke
12-17-2005, 09:46 AM
... to fornicate like a rabbit ...
Lance Alvein
12-17-2005, 05:45 PM
... forgetting that it was the ...
Locke
12-19-2005, 01:51 PM
... only thing forbidden to muffalo's ...
Lance Alvein
12-22-2005, 12:47 PM
... because it caused the spontanous combustion ...
...of humans, which are it's....
Locke
12-22-2005, 06:40 PM
... main and most dreaded foe.
Lance Alvein
12-23-2005, 09:06 AM
Once the humans started to ...
Locke
12-23-2005, 10:56 AM
...explode into a firey death...
Galthol
12-23-2005, 11:00 AM
... the muffalos relilzed that this...
...was boring and commited suicide. (DUN DUN DUN!)
Locke
12-24-2005, 11:57 AM
This caused mass confusion in ...
jetblue
12-24-2005, 05:39 PM
jetblues closet where all the....
Galthol
12-26-2005, 08:38 AM
...humans were buzy dieing thier...
Lance Alvein
12-26-2005, 12:42 PM
... muffalo-related merchandise & toys that they ...
***tis only 5 words... it just looks longer :p***
Locke
12-26-2005, 08:53 PM
... could no longer make use ...
Lance Alvein
12-27-2005, 12:08 PM
... of their appendages that were ...
Locke
12-27-2005, 03:24 PM
.. no longer of any use ...
jetblue
12-28-2005, 05:33 AM
to jetblue thats why they.....
Locke
12-28-2005, 04:03 PM
... were thrown out along with ...
Lance Alvein
12-29-2005, 12:33 PM
... millions of other things that ...
Galthol
12-29-2005, 01:41 PM
... were of no use. So ...
Geosgaeno
12-30-2005, 07:33 PM
...a mound of rubbish imerged...
Astrolounge
12-31-2005, 01:34 AM
...from the murky netherworld beyond...
Locke
12-31-2005, 11:25 AM
... that which is known as ....
(Astro, your sig)
Astrolounge
12-31-2005, 11:32 AM
...the allmighty Pooky, terror of...
(Oops, thanks.)
Locke
12-31-2005, 01:03 PM
... all that is good in ...
(no worries :D)
Lance Alvein
01-02-2006, 02:46 PM
... his arch rival, Snoogles the ...
Tonedeaf
01-03-2006, 02:34 PM
...rabid poodle of doom who....
. . . enjoyed the occasional game of . . .
Locke
01-05-2006, 10:07 AM
... strip poker with close friends.
Cyrano de Hero
01-05-2006, 03:47 PM
He took off his pants...
Locke
01-06-2006, 09:26 AM
... which led to him taking ...
Lance Alvein
01-07-2006, 10:48 AM
... part in the tragic accident ...
Locke
01-08-2006, 04:32 PM
... which claimed the lives of ...
Galthol
01-09-2006, 02:05 PM
...many many rainforest monkeys. So...
Lance Alvein
01-09-2006, 04:23 PM
... these people and monkeys found ...
Locke
01-09-2006, 04:53 PM
... that in death they were ...
Lance Alvein
01-09-2006, 05:26 PM
... able to do things that ...
Locke
01-09-2006, 05:35 PM
... would never have been possible ...
Cyrano de Hero
01-09-2006, 06:07 PM
like wearing underwear without wearing...
Locke
01-09-2006, 06:44 PM
... pants. This new ability was ...
(de Hero, your sig :p)
Lance Alvein
01-10-2006, 05:33 AM
... granted to the monkeys who ...
Locke
01-10-2006, 06:17 PM
... decided to use this great ...
Lance Alvein
01-14-2006, 11:14 AM
... power to scare all the ...
Locke
01-14-2006, 04:24 PM
... blue jays and cheesies that ...
Lance Alvein
01-15-2006, 10:57 AM
... wanted to be able to ...
Locke
01-16-2006, 09:38 AM
... run in fright from the ...
Blade Tanaka
01-26-2006, 10:09 AM
...fuzzy bunny rabit who spilt....
Locke
01-26-2006, 10:33 AM
... entire dimensions in half with ...
Blade Tanaka
01-27-2006, 10:57 AM
... A unbloody kitchen knife, causing...
Locke
01-27-2006, 11:31 AM
... it to then become a ...
Blade Tanaka
01-27-2006, 12:19 PM
... corrupt shin, eating blackberris all...
Lance Alvein
01-27-2006, 01:23 PM
... day long until it realized ...
Locke
01-27-2006, 01:34 PM
... that it wasn't actually alive.
Blade Tanaka
01-30-2006, 12:38 PM
It was really a figment...
Locke
01-30-2006, 04:14 PM
... of Blades over-active imagination, which ....
Lance Alvein
01-30-2006, 07:42 PM
... was able to become a ...
Locke
02-01-2006, 11:58 AM
... large orange chimpanzee, which then ...
Geosgaeno
02-01-2006, 04:11 PM
...shrank in size and became...
Locke
02-01-2006, 05:11 PM
... the rest of poor Blades ...
Lance Alvein
02-01-2006, 08:01 PM
... mentality. This caused many people ...
Locke
02-01-2006, 08:32 PM
... to wonder why he was ...
Lance Alvein
02-02-2006, 10:47 AM
... running around in circles while ...
Geosgaeno
02-02-2006, 11:15 AM
...locke was running in squares
Locke
02-02-2006, 01:14 PM
... which confused him immensly. This ...
Cyrano de Hero
02-02-2006, 02:10 PM
caused Blade to yell out...
Locke
02-02-2006, 02:40 PM
... random profanities, which made him ...
Lance Alvein
02-02-2006, 04:04 PM
... the target of random attacks ...
Locke
02-02-2006, 04:07 PM
... from Lance and Geo, which ...
Geosgaeno
02-02-2006, 05:45 PM
...resulted in limb disintegration, Geo...
Locke
02-02-2006, 06:08 PM
... began to laugh maniacally, this ...
Lance Alvein
02-02-2006, 06:57 PM
... caused Lance to kill indescriminately ...
Locke
02-02-2006, 07:24 PM
... amoung the little people of ...
Lance Alvein
02-02-2006, 07:34 PM
... the land formerly known as ...
Locke
02-02-2006, 07:57 PM
... lilliput, now known as the ...
Geosgaeno
02-03-2006, 06:14 AM
...lillipad, where the frogs launch...
Locke
02-03-2006, 11:59 AM
... themselves flying through the air ...
Geosgaeno
02-03-2006, 12:12 PM
...into the wild raging pits...
Locke
02-03-2006, 01:42 PM
.. of Alon-Dar, which are known ...
Blade Tanaka
02-03-2006, 11:06 PM
... as your mom or dad...
Locke
02-04-2006, 11:54 AM
... in some messed up societies.
Lance Alvein
02-04-2006, 02:22 PM
These societies have been known ...
Locke
02-04-2006, 02:51 PM
... by their freakishly large heads ....
Lance Alvein
02-04-2006, 04:38 PM
... that spontaniously sprout fiery piles ...
Locke
02-04-2006, 05:44 PM
... of Herpes all over Lance.
Lance Alvein
02-04-2006, 06:19 PM
HERPES was the codename for ...
Locke
02-04-2006, 06:54 PM
... a STI, which was bad.
Lance Alvein
02-05-2006, 10:57 AM
This caused many people to ...
Locke
02-06-2006, 06:16 AM
... run if fear from him ...
Lance Alvein
02-07-2006, 01:54 PM
... was not enough to make ...
Locke
02-08-2006, 07:49 AM
(what are you talking about Lance, that doesn't make much sense)
... their lives more miserable then ...
Galthol
02-09-2006, 02:00 PM
... they had been. So these...
jetblue
02-10-2006, 02:53 AM
beavers attacked gnawing on the.....
Locke
02-10-2006, 08:50 AM
... kneecaps of various canadian people ...
Galthol
02-10-2006, 12:01 PM
... who brought it upon themselves...
Lance Alvein
02-11-2006, 01:21 PM
... by not noticing that the ...
Locke
02-13-2006, 09:41 AM
... beavers were on a murderous ...
Lance Alvein
02-13-2006, 09:58 AM
... rampage against the many types ...
Locke
02-13-2006, 03:37 PM
... of two limbed creatures that ...
Lance Alvein
02-14-2006, 02:38 PM
... come from many different types ...
Locke
02-15-2006, 08:50 AM
.... of tomatoes. This confused many ...
jetblue
02-15-2006, 03:05 PM
of the tomatoes weaponry configurations....
Locke
02-15-2006, 03:59 PM
... which led to the complete ...
. . . genocide of the flying beavers.
jetblue
02-16-2006, 01:04 PM
The tomatoes were victorious but....
Locke
02-16-2006, 01:32 PM
... they had to ask themselves ...
Gimble
02-16-2006, 05:08 PM
... what is the meaning of ...
Locke
02-16-2006, 05:23 PM
...life, the universe, and everything.
Astrolounge
02-16-2006, 08:21 PM
...Thankfully, the taco's had arrived...
Locke
02-17-2006, 09:15 AM
... long before the answer needed ...
Astrolounge
02-17-2006, 11:17 AM
...had come by telegraph to...
Lance Alvein
02-18-2006, 11:03 AM
... the wrong address. This caused ...
Astrolounge
02-18-2006, 12:28 PM
...Chickens to rain down, but...
Lance Alvein
02-18-2006, 05:54 PM
... they were unable to get ...
Astrolounge
02-18-2006, 11:33 PM
...The cows to give up...
tanisthalon
02-19-2006, 02:29 AM
...their mild strawberry flavoured milk...
jetblue
02-19-2006, 02:55 AM
when turned to cheese becomes....
Astrolounge
02-19-2006, 10:07 AM
...a deadly neurotoxin, so then...
Lance Alvein
02-19-2006, 10:58 AM
... they forced the people of ...
tanisthalon
02-19-2006, 10:59 AM
...multiverse pixies trained in origami...
Locke
02-21-2006, 11:47 AM
.... to become carriers for their ...
Lance Alvein
02-21-2006, 02:48 PM
... poisonous diseases that could kill ...
Locke
02-21-2006, 04:18 PM
... any who wasn't an origami ...
Lance Alvein
02-21-2006, 05:01 PM
... ninja. This caused much concern ...
Locke
02-22-2006, 02:33 PM
... in the non-origama ninja tribes ...
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