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Tonedeaf
09-06-2005, 02:19 PM
jonny the homicidal maniac and
kai
09-06-2005, 02:32 PM
. . . Pete the potty-mouthed pirate.
Tonedeaf
09-06-2005, 02:39 PM
....who then both fall down...
Locke
09-06-2005, 02:41 PM
... to the ground in a ...
Tonedeaf
09-06-2005, 03:54 PM
...flying dog named peter bor...
Locke
09-06-2005, 04:00 PM
... that was made from chicken ...
kai
09-06-2005, 04:03 PM
. . . bones, from old McDonald employees . . .
Tonedeaf
09-06-2005, 04:20 PM
...who are more biodegradable than....
Locke
09-06-2005, 06:25 PM
... then a bag of fertilizer.


(td, you sig get's turned off with a button in the additional options. Please leave it off for any post's on this thread :thumbup:)
Leon
09-06-2005, 06:48 PM
They soon realized that they....
Locke
09-06-2005, 06:52 PM
... served no purpose on the ...
Tonedeaf
09-06-2005, 09:46 PM
moon because they were so
jetblue
09-06-2005, 10:48 PM
small,so they made flutes....
Leon
09-06-2005, 10:55 PM
...out of moonrocks and summoned...
Locke
09-07-2005, 12:52 AM
... a giant duck billed platypus!
oneforthelord
09-07-2005, 05:57 AM
The platypus, however, was irate...
kai
09-07-2005, 02:00 PM
. . . so shot jesus's kitten in . . .
Locke
09-07-2005, 03:29 PM
... a fit of homicidal rage ...
kai
09-07-2005, 03:59 PM
. . . this made god angry, so . . .
Locke
09-07-2005, 04:55 PM
... he smited the platypus with ...
Grim
09-07-2005, 05:10 PM
...a giant pickle. God felt....
Locke
09-07-2005, 05:47 PM
... that this wasn't punishment enough ...
Leon
09-07-2005, 05:59 PM
...so he shot thunderbolts at...
Locke
09-07-2005, 06:09 PM
... all the little children from ....
kai
09-07-2005, 06:13 PM
. . . america to remove future generations . . .
Tonedeaf
09-07-2005, 06:13 PM
...of small children from the...
Locke
09-07-2005, 06:58 PM
... country known as the united ...
Grim
09-07-2005, 08:44 PM
...Union of United Unions. Kai...
Locke
09-07-2005, 08:58 PM
... then anounced that he was ....
Grim
09-07-2005, 09:36 PM
...about to eliminate his enemy, ...
Locke
09-07-2005, 09:57 PM
... Lance Alvein, as Lance is ...
oneforthelord
09-08-2005, 05:41 AM
...the one who actually ate...
Vidus
09-08-2005, 08:11 AM
Weebl and Bob's pie when...
Locke
09-08-2005, 10:33 AM
... they said "pie smells like ...
tanisthalon
09-08-2005, 11:55 AM
...rank chocobo meat", giggling whilst...
Locke
09-08-2005, 12:17 PM
... saying "WARK". This made weebil ...
M.H.A.Q.S.
09-09-2005, 01:51 AM
...,the wobbling weebil to wobble...
tanisthalon
09-09-2005, 06:30 AM
...at great dizzying speed. Nausea...
Night Wolf
09-09-2005, 07:45 AM
....gave him great powers to
Locke
09-09-2005, 09:38 AM
... vomit in a random manner ....


(Nightwolf, you sig. there's a button below the post reply button in miscellanious options that lets you turn it off. Please click that for any replies to this thread.)
eViL bAz
09-09-2005, 11:34 AM
...That make him look like...
Locke
09-09-2005, 11:37 AM
... a large egg that can ...
tanisthalon
09-09-2005, 02:14 PM
...change colours like a chameleon...
oneforthelord
09-09-2005, 02:19 PM
...wobble on its axis rapidly...
jetblue
09-09-2005, 07:47 PM
causing rips in the fabric....
kai
09-09-2005, 09:08 PM
. . . of Tim Burton's pants. Later . . .


(i defy your none sig thread MWAH HA HA)
Leon
09-09-2005, 10:13 PM
...he got them tailored as...
tanisthalon
09-10-2005, 10:37 AM
...the body suit of a tenor...
oneforthelord
09-10-2005, 12:33 PM
...saxophone which was brightly polished...
tanisthalon
09-10-2005, 04:27 PM
...with rhino earwax and hot...
oneforthelord
09-11-2005, 07:46 AM
...chocolate sauce. It looked gruesome...
M.H.A.Q.S.
09-12-2005, 01:13 AM
...and I hate to admit...
oneforthelord
09-12-2005, 03:04 AM
...that this story is interesting...
Locke
09-12-2005, 07:20 AM
... because by times it's not.

(Kai, you know already :shame:)
eViL bAz
09-12-2005, 10:58 AM
...So lets continue with another.....
Locke
09-12-2005, 12:00 PM
... that's hopefully more entertaining than ...
tanisthalon
09-12-2005, 02:04 PM
...the next one to come...
jetblue
09-12-2005, 02:22 PM
and be remembered for years......
Vidus
09-12-2005, 02:36 PM
because of its remarkable way...
Locke
09-13-2005, 06:38 AM
... of throwing itself at buses.
oneforthelord
09-13-2005, 11:17 AM
...which was totally fictional, so...
Locke
09-13-2005, 12:17 PM
.... oneforthelord decided that he would ...
Vidus
09-13-2005, 12:20 PM
...try it in real life.
Locke
09-13-2005, 12:53 PM
This didn't go so well....
Tonedeaf
09-13-2005, 02:31 PM
because his name is locke
Locke
09-13-2005, 02:35 PM
, the great and woderful person.
bjp4444
09-14-2005, 06:26 AM
...Although his breath really was.....
Lance Alvein
09-14-2005, 12:16 PM
... putrid, he still tried to ...
oneforthelord
09-14-2005, 12:30 PM
...pick up girls with corny...
eViL bAz
09-14-2005, 04:08 PM
...corn pops, that fly and....
Yuffie
09-15-2005, 05:18 AM
...latch themselves onto girls using...
Locke
09-15-2005, 07:07 AM
... telekenesis. Blade attacked his friend ...
oneforthelord
09-15-2005, 09:15 AM
...with a 14 inch cucumber...
Locke
09-15-2005, 09:41 AM
... in the spine, causing much...
oneforthelord
09-16-2005, 11:56 AM
...tonnes of laughter among everyone...
Locke
09-16-2005, 12:30 PM
...as cucumber wacking isn't a...
oneforthelord
09-18-2005, 08:01 AM
...very profitable venture to partake...
Locke
09-18-2005, 03:26 PM
... as there's really no practical ....
Lance Alvein
09-19-2005, 09:54 AM
... way to whack someone with ...
Locke
09-19-2005, 10:16 AM
... a cucumber, so rocks make ...
eViL bAz
09-19-2005, 10:55 AM
...a strange sound that everyone....
Locke
09-19-2005, 11:07 AM
... can hear when they're thrown ...
oneforthelord
09-20-2005, 01:02 AM
...into puddles of green slime...
Locke
09-20-2005, 10:01 AM
... with floating pockets of gas ...
Lance Alvein
09-21-2005, 11:32 AM
... that explode when someone tries ...
Locke
09-21-2005, 11:51 AM
... to make a tea from ...
bjp4444
09-21-2005, 03:56 PM
...the hair of ancient Incan....
Locke
09-21-2005, 05:34 PM
... rhinocerous. This made a very ....
bjp4444
09-21-2005, 05:50 PM
...odd combo, when coupled with...
oneforthelord
09-21-2005, 09:31 PM
...a couple of Bahamut Beans...
Lance Alvein
09-22-2005, 07:23 AM
... as it has the power ...
Locke
09-22-2005, 09:11 AM
... of ten men, and can ...
Lance Alvein
09-22-2005, 12:21 PM
... kill yaks with lasers and stuff ...
Locke
09-22-2005, 12:23 PM
.... from one hundred yards away....
tanisthalon
09-22-2005, 12:57 PM
...blindfolded, wearing earmuffs and nose...
Locke
09-22-2005, 01:34 PM
... protecters, just like the ones....
oneforthelord
09-23-2005, 01:20 AM
...Mog sold at the corner store...
Vidus
09-23-2005, 03:19 AM
...when fiends were more powerful...
bjp4444
09-23-2005, 07:05 AM
...than the very Titans themselves!....
oneforthelord
09-24-2005, 01:06 AM
Eventually, the legendary heroes defeated...
Locke
09-24-2005, 09:09 AM
... the evil bunnies, and there ...
tanisthalon
09-24-2005, 12:53 PM
...colony of cyberhamster warriors that...
Locke
09-24-2005, 01:14 PM
... were known to be rather ...
Kilu
09-24-2005, 07:53 PM
...curious about their heritage, went...
oneforthelord
09-25-2005, 01:16 AM
...to consult the Moogle Oracle...
tanisthalon
09-25-2005, 01:38 AM
...with blessings of pure love...
Kilu
09-25-2005, 03:17 PM
...and hatred to give. Bananas...
Vidus
09-25-2005, 04:09 PM
...in pyjamas were also there...
Kilu
09-25-2005, 07:41 PM
...to wreak havoc and remembering...
oneforthelord
09-26-2005, 12:48 AM
...that they had a job...

(btw, it's "wreak" not "wreck". Cheers :))
Lance Alvein
09-26-2005, 10:53 AM
... to become supermodels only if ...
Kilu
09-26-2005, 11:50 AM
...they would ever dare to...
M.H.A.Q.S.
09-27-2005, 01:12 AM
...come to this thread and...
Lance Alvein
09-27-2005, 07:22 AM
... post pictures of themselves. However, ...
oneforthelord
09-27-2005, 08:00 AM
...due to perverted lurkers who...
Kilu
09-27-2005, 04:50 PM
...shall remain nameless until someone...
oneforthelord
09-28-2005, 12:00 AM
...consults a fortune teller who...
M.H.A.Q.S.
09-28-2005, 12:57 AM
...is actually a pirate from...
Geosgaeno
09-28-2005, 07:42 AM
...the North American diffuse Nebula...
oneforthelord
09-28-2005, 09:28 AM
...which isn't really that diffuse...
Yuffie
09-28-2005, 09:36 AM
...more sort of spread out.
Geosgaeno
09-28-2005, 09:42 AM
Anyway, These pirates declaired war...
M.H.A.Q.S.
09-29-2005, 01:07 AM
...and then it all started....
Yuffie
09-29-2005, 03:17 AM
...in a mass of gunshots...
oneforthelord
09-29-2005, 04:29 AM
...and amidst many battle cries...
M.H.A.Q.S.
09-29-2005, 05:55 AM
...the blood fest of a...
Geosgaeno
09-29-2005, 09:37 AM
...bloody blob sorta goo creature...
tanisthalon
09-29-2005, 01:01 PM
...took notes for a novel...
Locke
09-29-2005, 01:28 PM
... about this tragic time for ...
oneforthelord
09-29-2005, 01:38 PM
...use in his best-selling series...
Locke
09-29-2005, 01:55 PM
... "The life and times of ...
jetblue
09-30-2005, 04:25 AM
Devine:queen of the ages"..........
Yuffie
09-30-2005, 10:38 AM
The film rights of which...
oneforthelord
09-30-2005, 11:16 AM
...were purchased by Yuffie, who...
tanisthalon
09-30-2005, 12:19 PM
...loving the theatrical scene wanted...
oneforthelord
09-30-2005, 11:55 PM
...to direct it herself. Having...
Locke
10-01-2005, 02:29 PM
... no directing experience, however, Yuffie ...
tanisthalon
10-01-2005, 02:55 PM
...bluffed her way through production...
Locke
10-01-2005, 04:04 PM
... and somehow managed to get ...
oneforthelord
10-02-2005, 07:40 AM
...sponsors, actors, singers, equipment and...
tanisthalon
10-02-2005, 09:32 AM
...the occasional McBreakfast totally free...
oneforthelord
10-02-2005, 05:36 PM
...of ketchup from Dr. Zhivago...
Locke
10-03-2005, 07:30 AM
... this made things go well ...
jetblue
10-03-2005, 05:21 PM
but somehow the horses escaped.....
M.H.A.Q.S.
10-04-2005, 03:22 AM
...and jumped into the pool...
Locke
10-04-2005, 07:45 AM
... of boiling acid. This wasn't ...
Locke
10-06-2005, 08:10 AM
... the best option for the ...

(2 days of no activity on what is normally our most active thread http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/shame.gif)
Tonedeaf
10-06-2005, 09:12 AM
but i said what the
Locke
10-06-2005, 09:19 AM
... hell kinda continuety is this ...

(td, try to keep it making some sort of sense please)
Tonedeaf
10-06-2005, 09:30 AM
...hey locke that's more than five....
Locke
10-06-2005, 09:44 AM
*TD, you only count what's in between the .. .., also my post was 5 words, and your's to tell me mine was 6. :shame: New story, from the top. Let's try and do it better this time*



Once there was a large ....
oneforthelord
10-07-2005, 02:00 AM
...kitten who was named Large-Kitten...

(maybe we should compile the last story into a novel and publish it for all to see :rofl: )
Geosgaeno
10-07-2005, 04:31 AM
...one day this kitten decided...

(new story huh, maybe this one will make less sense than the other hehehehe)
Locke
10-07-2005, 07:31 AM
... to throw rocks at little ...
Tonedeaf
10-07-2005, 09:37 AM
..children because he wanted to...
Locke
10-07-2005, 09:42 AM
... hear their cries. This made ...
Tonedeaf
10-07-2005, 10:12 AM
...the babies revolt in a...
Locke
10-07-2005, 10:56 AM
... a bloody mess of spurting ...(TD, your sig :shame:)
oneforthelord
10-08-2005, 02:10 AM
...milk. They marched on the...
jetblue
10-10-2005, 07:09 PM
kittens but were smothered by......
Locke
10-11-2005, 10:38 AM
... the massive amount of milk ...
tanisthalon
10-11-2005, 01:17 PM
...and furballs coughed up from...
Locke
10-11-2005, 03:00 PM
... the throats of many different ...
Tonedeaf
10-11-2005, 03:01 PM
...sacs of potato's who then...
Locke
10-11-2005, 03:12 PM
... realized that the kittens were ....
Tonedeaf
10-11-2005, 06:50 PM
...radioactive demons from the planet...
Geosgaeno
10-12-2005, 07:16 AM
....dfagshgkhfdes, which is Klingon for...
Locke
10-12-2005, 08:34 AM
... "Your Ass", also known as ...
tanisthalon
10-12-2005, 11:49 AM
..."Your fanny" in the USofA...
Locke
10-12-2005, 12:01 PM
... causing the demon's to be ...
Geosgaeno
10-12-2005, 12:04 PM
...confused by what meanings their...
Locke
10-12-2005, 12:05 PM
... home planet really did have.
tanisthalon
10-12-2005, 12:12 PM
...Mystics of yonder age ponder...
Locke
10-12-2005, 12:20 PM
... just how a planet of ...
Raven
10-12-2005, 06:53 PM
...apes could wear underwear and...
tanisthalon
10-13-2005, 05:47 AM
...make tools from common objects...
Locke
10-13-2005, 08:04 AM
... such as pieces of feces ...
tanisthalon
10-13-2005, 01:28 PM
...for face art and vomitted...
Locke
10-13-2005, 01:45 PM
... onto the backs of the ...
tanisthalon
10-14-2005, 09:42 AM
...hands for carrot decorations that...
Locke
10-14-2005, 09:55 AM
... were raised in celebration of ...
tanisthalon
10-14-2005, 10:04 AM
...the timely demise of conquerer...
Locke
10-14-2005, 10:17 AM
... Ronald McDonald, a freakish clown-like ....
tanisthalon
10-14-2005, 10:23 AM
...creature with fields of cows...
Locke
10-14-2005, 11:00 AM
... ready to do his bidding.
oneforthelord
10-14-2005, 01:12 PM
Leaderless, these cows plotted mass...
tanisthalon
10-14-2005, 02:10 PM
...suicide packs, with intent to...
Locke
10-14-2005, 02:20 PM
.. make people say moo till ....
oneforthelord
10-15-2005, 12:10 PM
...they had their fill of...
Locke
10-17-2005, 03:48 PM
... life. This made all the ....
Skikkles
10-18-2005, 02:18 PM
... little people angry with them ...
Lance Alvein
10-18-2005, 02:20 PM
... and forced them to exterminate ...
Skikkles
10-18-2005, 02:21 PM
... the monkeys of the Siberian ...
Lance Alvein
10-18-2005, 02:22 PM
... recluses living in caves near ...
Locke
10-18-2005, 07:47 PM
... Skikkles multiple personalities, who are ...
Skikkles
10-18-2005, 07:57 PM
....Eugene and Igene, twin lepperchauns ....
Lance Alvein
10-18-2005, 07:58 PM
... who both like to burn ...
Locke
10-18-2005, 08:46 PM
... Siberian cave-dwelling monkeys. This caused ...
jetblue
10-18-2005, 09:11 PM
much mating among the monkeys......










*i know lame,its all i got*
Raven
10-18-2005, 09:11 PM
...which made an army that...
Skikkles
10-18-2005, 09:27 PM
... attacked Galthol in his sleep ...
Lance Alvein
10-18-2005, 09:28 PM
... and carried him away to ...
Skikkles
10-18-2005, 09:32 PM
... to the Midgar house of ...
Locke
10-18-2005, 09:35 PM
.... debauchery, aka Skikkles residence room ...
Lance Alvein
10-18-2005, 09:39 PM
... of residential horrors such as ...
Raven
10-18-2005, 09:39 PM
...where crazy monkey love ensued...
Locke
10-18-2005, 09:40 PM
... between skikkles and his girlfriend ...
Skikkles
10-18-2005, 09:44 PM
.... for three straight hours, then ....
Lance Alvein
10-18-2005, 09:44 PM
... all the horrors were unleashed ...
Locke
10-18-2005, 09:59 PM
... unto the world in three ...
Lance Alvein
10-19-2005, 02:33 PM
... seperate pieces that each were ...
Raven
10-19-2005, 03:31 PM
...weapons of massive monkey destruction...
Skikkles
10-19-2005, 04:35 PM
... one was Eee the Reaper ...
Locke
10-19-2005, 04:54 PM
... another was Kim the Piggy ...
Lance Alvein
10-19-2005, 04:57 PM
... and Jim the Bear also ...
Skikkles
10-19-2005, 05:01 PM
... Eee, Jim and Kim went ...
Locke
10-19-2005, 05:43 PM
... on a murderous rampage against ...
Skikkles
10-19-2005, 05:56 PM
.... the Jesus Christ Superstar production ...
Lance Alvein
10-19-2005, 05:57 PM
... and were recorded as having ...
Locke
10-19-2005, 06:20 PM
.... the greatest musical about Jesus ...
Skikkles
10-19-2005, 06:38 PM
.... Christ and his band of ...
Lance Alvein
10-19-2005, 06:39 PM
... merry men that ever did ...
Locke
10-19-2005, 06:58 PM
... get produced by hordes of ...
Lance Alvein
10-20-2005, 08:41 PM
... ravening ogres and pixies that ...
Skikkles
10-20-2005, 08:43 PM
.... routenily wake up with hangovers ....
Lance Alvein
10-20-2005, 08:44 PM
... and unknown sprites sleeping beside ...
Skikkles
10-20-2005, 09:26 PM
.... purple winged donkey bird monkeys....
Lance Alvein
10-20-2005, 09:26 PM
... that need to eat every ...
oneforthelord
10-21-2005, 12:20 AM
...other week or so, making...
Locke
10-21-2005, 12:57 AM
... the food bill rather cheap ...
M.H.A.Q.S.
10-21-2005, 02:10 AM
...and eating large amounts of...
Skikkles
10-21-2005, 02:09 PM
....cheesies is not very healthy .....
Lance Alvein
10-21-2005, 02:17 PM
... and can cause a problem ...
Skikkles
10-21-2005, 03:55 PM
..... with a persons bowel functions ....
Lance Alvein
10-21-2005, 03:57 PM
... and can make them believe ...
oneforthelord
10-22-2005, 04:26 AM
...they can dance upside down...
tanisthalon
10-23-2005, 11:27 AM
...on a hovercraft without air...
Locke
10-24-2005, 11:12 AM
.... that's going very very fast.
Galthol
10-24-2005, 11:31 AM
Then the purple winged donkey...
Locke
10-24-2005, 02:05 PM
... was very purple, and it ....
Lance Alvein
10-24-2005, 02:38 PM
... tried to get on the ...
Locke
10-25-2005, 07:11 AM
... money train of life, but ....
Lance Alvein
10-25-2005, 02:19 PM
... failed miserable due to the ...
kai
10-25-2005, 06:14 PM
. . . fact it's wings were made . . .
Lance Alvein
10-25-2005, 06:36 PM
... entirely out of goat cheese.
kai
10-25-2005, 07:55 PM
(what's kind of creepy is that is what I wanted to post if it was longer than only 5 words)

So down the donkey fell . . . .
oneforthelord
10-25-2005, 11:22 PM
...into the Pit of Curds...
Galthol
10-26-2005, 05:55 AM
...where it ate and ate...
Locke
10-26-2005, 07:32 AM
... it's goat cheese wings until ...
Lance Alvein
10-26-2005, 02:24 PM
... it choked and died from ...