PDA

View Full Version : 5 Word Story Add-On

Pages : 1 2 3 4 5 6 [7] 8 9 10 11 12
Locke
08-11-2005, 11:20 AM
... to play with Mothra, who ...
bjp4444
08-11-2005, 06:14 PM
....was having a bad day....
Locke
08-11-2005, 06:44 PM
... due to all the rock ...
Yuffie
08-11-2005, 07:24 PM
...he was eating. His stomach...
Locke
08-11-2005, 07:30 PM
... now weighed so much that ...
oneforthelord
08-11-2005, 09:01 PM
...it was touching the ground...
Yuffie
08-12-2005, 05:05 AM
...and had to roll across...
Lance Alvein
08-12-2005, 09:25 AM
... all the rest of the ...
kai
08-12-2005, 10:28 AM
. . . hobos from the woderful land . . .
Blade Tanaka
08-12-2005, 11:11 PM
... of Katamri. But suddlenly the...
Lance Alvein
08-13-2005, 12:00 PM
... world blew up. This made ...
Blade Tanaka
08-13-2005, 09:11 PM
... The king of the universe...
oneforthelord
08-14-2005, 09:14 AM
...go into a fit of...
Lance Alvein
08-14-2005, 11:55 AM
... rage and he decided to ...
Yuffie
08-14-2005, 05:36 PM
...declare war against all hobos!
Blade Tanaka
08-14-2005, 07:48 PM
... the hobos retaliated by having...
bjp4444
08-14-2005, 08:30 PM
...Blade lead them into battle!....
Lance Alvein
08-15-2005, 09:18 AM
When Blade attacked the hobos, ...
kai
08-15-2005, 09:45 AM
. . . the became confused, stumbling over . . .
Cyrano de Hero
08-15-2005, 05:39 PM
a pile of smoldering rump.
Yuffie
08-15-2005, 06:07 PM
Sadly, Blade was not the...

(Don't make me say it, Kai... :p)
bjp4444
08-15-2005, 08:08 PM
....casualty of hobo warfare. Kilu....
Yuffie
08-16-2005, 05:48 AM
...spent most time, hiding behind...
bjp4444
08-16-2005, 07:29 AM
...a balsa wood post, which....
kai
08-16-2005, 08:10 AM
. . . may or may not have . . .
Lance Alvein
08-16-2005, 11:55 AM
... been defaceted upon by hobos.
Locke
08-16-2005, 01:04 PM
These hobo's were full of ...
bjp4444
08-16-2005, 03:17 PM
....excrement, based on their defication.....
Lance Alvein
08-16-2005, 03:18 PM
... on the post. Blade became ...
bjp4444
08-16-2005, 03:28 PM
...sticky from all the POOP....
Yuffie
08-16-2005, 03:30 PM
...luckily, the stench had alerted...
bjp4444
08-16-2005, 03:45 PM
...the local contingent of warlocks....
Locke
08-16-2005, 04:00 PM
... who threw up on Blade.
Yuffie
08-16-2005, 04:45 PM
Thus increasing the odour and...
Locke
08-16-2005, 07:09 PM
... disgust levels that eminated from ...
Yuffie
08-17-2005, 05:54 AM
..Blade's steed, the pig called...
kai
08-17-2005, 08:04 AM
. . . upon the power of the . . .
oneforthelord
08-17-2005, 11:36 AM
...Greyskulls and turned into He-pig...
kai
08-17-2005, 11:37 AM
. . . the most feared swine in . . .
Locke
08-17-2005, 02:26 PM
... camelot. This reputation spawned from ...


:shame: tsk tsk Kai :shame:
Lord Draud
08-17-2005, 06:04 PM
..him eating his own mother's.....
Yuffie
08-17-2005, 06:07 PM
...cooking before she promptly killed...
Locke
08-17-2005, 06:09 PM
... their pet goat Winifred. Winifred ...
jetblue
08-17-2005, 06:26 PM
was then cloned to make.....
Locke
08-17-2005, 07:11 PM
... a goat version of dolly...
Lance Alvein
08-17-2005, 11:13 PM
... which was then killed. This ...
bjp4444
08-18-2005, 07:40 AM
...rash of goat killing reached....
oneforthelord
08-18-2005, 10:48 AM
...epidemic proportions with people killing...
Locke
08-18-2005, 12:44 PM
... more and more goats for ...
Yuffie
08-18-2005, 12:48 PM
...seemingly no reason. The trend...
Locke
08-18-2005, 01:31 PM
... suddenly stopped when Yuffie dropped ...
Lance Alvein
08-18-2005, 03:07 PM
... in with some goat cheese.
Locke
08-18-2005, 03:18 PM
This did nothing to stop ...
Yuffie
08-18-2005, 05:07 PM
...Locke dropping his excessively manly...
Locke
08-18-2005, 05:55 PM
... walking stick onto the ground ...
Blade Tanaka
08-18-2005, 07:12 PM
... the stick then started running...
kai
08-18-2005, 07:25 PM
. . . with the help 0f mini . . .
Locke
08-18-2005, 07:47 PM
... Locke, who was being bad ...
Blade Tanaka
08-18-2005, 07:52 PM
... with a dirty spork named...
kai
08-18-2005, 08:06 PM
. . . Phil. Phil was made of . . .

(ok give us a break with the whole sig thing, it is ONE line)
Locke
08-18-2005, 08:38 PM
... cheese whiz. This made phil ....


:shame: Kai and Blade :shame:
kai
08-18-2005, 10:06 PM
. . . soft and orange, this made . . .
jetblue
08-19-2005, 03:10 AM
phil taste like lemon juice....
Yuffie
08-19-2005, 08:59 AM
...with a hint of kiwi...

(JET!!! :shame:)
Lance Alvein
08-19-2005, 09:45 AM
... until he was eaten by ...
Locke
08-19-2005, 01:26 PM
... Lance in a berserker feeding ...
kai
08-19-2005, 03:37 PM
. . . frenzy. The moon then sang . . .
Locke
08-19-2005, 03:57 PM
... as the plate ran away ...


(:shame: Kai, twice in a row :shame:)
kai
08-19-2005, 04:16 PM
.. . . with its friend lester who . . .
Locke
08-19-2005, 04:29 PM
...was a lobster from PEI ...
Lance Alvein
08-19-2005, 04:46 PM
So they went to the ...
Locke
08-19-2005, 05:28 PM
... land of the traveling hippo's...
Yuffie
08-19-2005, 05:56 PM
...to watch the hippo ballet.
Locke
08-19-2005, 06:30 PM
This hippo ballet was kicked ...
Lance Alvein
08-19-2005, 07:21 PM
... out once it was discovered ...
Locke
08-19-2005, 07:52 PM
... that there really wasn't any ...
kai
08-19-2005, 08:31 PM
. . . real hippo dancers but rather . . .
Locke
08-19-2005, 08:37 PM
... many copies of Lance dressed ...
kai
08-19-2005, 09:33 PM
. . . in a two-two. This caused . . .
Lance Alvein
08-20-2005, 10:14 AM
... everyone to die a horrible ...
oneforthelord
08-20-2005, 12:30 PM
...a-la carte beef noodle steak...
Locke
08-20-2005, 05:24 PM
...a-la carte beef noodle steak...
What in the name of god kind of drugs are you on to think that made any kind of coherant sense.

Ignoring oneforthelords post that makes no sense....


... death from cheesy poof cereal.
Lance Alvein
08-20-2005, 05:32 PM
The cereal then turned people ...
Locke
08-20-2005, 05:54 PM
... into flying purple people eaters.
Lance Alvein
08-21-2005, 10:11 AM
The flying purple people eaters ...
oneforthelord
08-21-2005, 11:52 AM
So I suppose the rest of these posts make a lot of sense all the time. Chill dude, you seem pretty uptight today.

...made a lot of killer...
Astrolounge
08-21-2005, 11:56 AM
...brownies that caused THE Brownies...

(Brownies the food, then brownies the club)
bjp4444
08-21-2005, 02:10 PM
...to attack the Cub Scouts....
oneforthelord
08-22-2005, 12:51 AM
...and run away with their...
Yuffie
08-22-2005, 06:15 AM
...exploding cakes of doom! Causing...

(Well our post don't make much sense as far as reality is concerned, but we try to keep grammatical sense ;))
bjp4444
08-22-2005, 07:32 AM
....this troubled Zeus, as he....
Locke
08-22-2005, 08:13 AM
... smote down various pieces of ...


(Normally I wouldn't have been so harsh, but I was tired and wanted to go on lunch at work. Sorry for the harshness of it, but as Yuffie said, let's try to make some grammatical sense. You just gotta make sure everything flows :D)
Yuffie
08-22-2005, 08:41 AM
...evil and plague, the norm.
oneforthelord
08-22-2005, 10:30 AM
Evil and plague, however, didn't...
Lance Alvein
08-22-2005, 10:31 AM
Meanwhile, on the other side ...
kai
08-22-2005, 10:31 AM
. . . get along well, they were . . .
Astrolounge
08-22-2005, 11:11 AM
...to busy eating pie to...

(well Lance almost posted quick enough)
Locke
08-22-2005, 12:49 PM
... plot to take over the ...
kai
08-22-2005, 12:51 PM
. . . Pepsi plant run by singing . . .
Locke
08-22-2005, 01:13 PM
... Lima Beans. This caused the ...
Lance Alvein
08-22-2005, 01:19 PM
... lima beans to become very ...
kai
08-22-2005, 01:20 PM
. . . very irate, as they wanted . . .
Locke
08-22-2005, 02:02 PM
... to jump Lance's non-bones. This ...
kai
08-22-2005, 04:02 PM
. . . was a happy occasion for . . .
Locke
08-22-2005, 04:17 PM
... the lima beans, as this ...
kai
08-22-2005, 04:33 PM
. . . meant they would not be . . .

(and roar and grrr and snarl and other berzerker noises)
Lance Alvein
08-22-2005, 05:02 PM
... taken over by the ferocious ...0
Astrolounge
08-22-2005, 05:23 PM
...Broccolovak the magnificint! but then...
Yuffie
08-22-2005, 07:30 PM
The Peas cousins mediated the...

(...peas...peeeaaace...get it?! Man I'm good!! :D)
Invisibo
08-22-2005, 11:53 PM
Mystic Powers Of Green Jello....
bjp4444
08-23-2005, 07:33 AM
....hoping they could drive away.....
Locke
08-23-2005, 08:34 AM
... Kai and his berserker rage...
kai
08-23-2005, 09:10 AM
. . . which would eventually turn into . . .
Locke
08-23-2005, 09:11 AM
... A knight of flamboyant tastes...
Lance Alvein
08-23-2005, 09:52 AM
... only to lose to Gofotron ...
kai
08-23-2005, 10:04 AM
. . . in exchange for millions of . . .
Locke
08-23-2005, 10:10 AM
... lawn gnomes. This made kai ...
kai
08-23-2005, 10:24 AM
. . . happy for throwing the fight . . .
Locke
08-23-2005, 12:16 PM
... to the shmucks on the ...
oneforthelord
08-23-2005, 12:19 PM
...blue ribbon sea in Pansyland...
Locke
08-23-2005, 01:10 PM
... who really couldn't fight at ...
kai
08-23-2005, 01:12 PM
. . . this point in time. Squid . . .
Locke
08-23-2005, 01:36 PM
... jiggers is a world of ...
Lance Alvein
08-23-2005, 02:03 PM
... pain brought to you by ...
Locke
08-23-2005, 03:00 PM
... Kai in a berserker rage.
Yuffie
08-23-2005, 03:05 PM
It involves the use of...
Locke
08-23-2005, 03:07 PM
... various pain inducing halucinagins that ...
bjp4444
08-23-2005, 05:08 PM
...that cause misspelling of hallucinogens....


[Sorry, just couldn't resist. I hope you're not all mad a-boot it....]
Yuffie
08-23-2005, 05:14 PM
...and other such side effects...

(I'd say more mad about the repetition of "that" as a grammatical error!! You cad! :amazed:)
Locke
08-23-2005, 05:18 PM
... such as the swelling of ...

(wow, a grammatical error within pointing out a grammatical error :thumbup: and no worries bjp, I never get mad aboot anything ;) )
Invisibo
08-23-2005, 06:09 PM
.....The Eyeball Sockets, in which......
kai
08-24-2005, 08:28 AM
. . . the eyebal ruptures numerous times.
Yuffie
08-24-2005, 10:16 AM
...before spinning uncontrollably and popping.
kai
08-24-2005, 10:41 AM
People would pay to see . . .
Yuffie
08-24-2005, 10:49 AM
...the dancing monkey circus at...
kai
08-24-2005, 11:00 AM
. . . the bottom of the pool.
Lance Alvein
08-24-2005, 11:55 AM
... if they knew about it.
Locke
08-24-2005, 12:33 PM
Cheese is good for you, ...
jetblue
08-24-2005, 02:12 PM
only in fondu form with.....
bjp4444
08-24-2005, 03:36 PM
...lots of greens to accent....
kai
08-24-2005, 04:02 PM
. . . it's wonderous smell. It comes. . .
Locke
08-24-2005, 04:02 PM
... from many wonderous and purple ...
kai
08-24-2005, 04:15 PM
. . . people eaters, who enjoy long . . .
Lance Alvein
08-24-2005, 04:22 PM
... and cold showers. This is ...
Locke
08-24-2005, 04:29 PM
.. one of the leading causes ...
kai
08-24-2005, 04:34 PM
. . . of shrinkage in those who . . .
Locke
08-24-2005, 04:50 PM
... are purple people eaters. This ...
Invisibo
08-24-2005, 09:22 PM
.....Caused Brownie man to think......
bjp4444
08-25-2005, 07:32 AM
...about natural male enhancement. Meanwhile....
kai
08-25-2005, 08:01 AM
. . . in Guam the field mice . . .
Locke
08-25-2005, 08:18 AM
... gnawed on poor brownie man's ....
oneforthelord
08-25-2005, 08:35 AM
...cabbages in his cabbage field...
kai
08-25-2005, 08:57 AM
. . . of terror, where gouls roamed . . .
Locke
08-25-2005, 08:57 AM
...to give the people of ...
Lance Alvein
08-25-2005, 09:33 AM
... Guam much terror. This caused ...
Locke
08-25-2005, 11:47 AM
... people all over the world ...
kai
08-25-2005, 11:53 AM
. . . to send nukes to destroy . . .
Locke
08-25-2005, 12:30 PM
... Guam, but Guam was too ...
kai
08-25-2005, 02:48 PM
. . . small to target so they . . .
Locke
08-25-2005, 04:18 PM
... decided instead to nuke the ....
kai
08-25-2005, 04:33 PM
. . . numerous midgets floating on wooden . . .
Locke
08-25-2005, 04:38 PM
.... rafts from shipwrecks off the ...
kai
08-26-2005, 09:48 AM
. . . coast of japan. These midgets . . .
Locke
08-26-2005, 10:58 AM
... suddenly all fused together to ...
kai
08-26-2005, 11:00 AM
. . . create Dr. Midget, the massive hero . . .

(I only counted Dr. Midget as one word seeing as how Dr. is part of the name)
Locke
08-26-2005, 11:45 AM
.... who could throw his flaming ...
kai
08-26-2005, 11:46 AM
. . . belly button lint at various . . .
Locke
08-26-2005, 01:21 PM
... mushroom shaped things in the ...
oneforthelord
08-26-2005, 01:21 PM
...targets and miss them completely...
kai
08-26-2005, 02:21 PM
. . . they did however kill jesus.
jetblue
08-26-2005, 02:36 PM
my gardener so my lawn....
oneforthelord
08-27-2005, 01:09 PM
hooray for jetblue :)

...became very overgrown and messy...
tanisthalon
08-28-2005, 07:17 AM
...to the point of mutation...
Lance Alvein
08-28-2005, 10:58 AM
... and it ate up my ...
oneforthelord
08-28-2005, 12:44 PM
...collection of vintage wine bottles...
tanisthalon
08-28-2005, 03:11 PM
...(burping) it looked very pale...
M.H.A.Q.S.
08-29-2005, 12:49 AM
...and sick to look at.
Lance Alvein
08-29-2005, 10:28 AM
This later became the cause ...
Astrolounge
08-29-2005, 10:57 AM
...Of the Industrial Revolution, sadly...
tanisthalon
08-29-2005, 11:07 AM
...legislation returned children to schooling...
Locke
08-29-2005, 12:03 PM
... as opposed to the school ...
tanisthalon
08-29-2005, 12:13 PM
...of damnation, smog filled skies...
oneforthelord
08-30-2005, 06:57 AM
...turned many people sickly green...
M.H.A.Q.S.
08-30-2005, 08:12 AM
...and whilst the dogs barked...
Yuffie
08-30-2005, 08:53 AM
...and the chickens mooed, the..
Lance Alvein
08-30-2005, 10:43 AM
... cows all died a horrible ...
Locke
08-30-2005, 11:40 AM
... mewing death. This made the ...
eViL bAz
08-30-2005, 12:42 PM
...frog king be very stunned....
tanisthalon
08-30-2005, 01:43 PM
...to the point of amnesia...
Locke
08-30-2005, 02:49 PM
... until he remembered his brother ...
Yuffie
08-30-2005, 07:06 PM
...The Evil Frog King of...
oneforthelord
08-31-2005, 01:29 AM
...the West, who had thirteen...
M.H.A.Q.S.
08-31-2005, 02:21 AM
...pigs that farted all day...
Yuffie
08-31-2005, 05:18 AM
...and belched all the night.
M.H.A.Q.S.
08-31-2005, 10:15 AM
...Then I had a dream...
Locke
08-31-2005, 12:59 PM
... on turning off your sig ...

(figured I'd toss it in the story this time. People just don't seem to get it :shame:)
jetblue
08-31-2005, 02:35 PM
with my big toe but.....
Locke
08-31-2005, 03:26 PM
... that just didn't work. Instead ....
M.H.A.Q.S.
08-31-2005, 04:41 PM
...try a new sig. Why?...
Locke
08-31-2005, 04:48 PM
... we all asked, but M.H.A.Q.S. ....

(turn off the damned sig :realmad:)
Yuffie
08-31-2005, 08:29 PM
...failed to locate the button.
M.H.A.Q.S.
09-01-2005, 09:31 AM
...I love this sig and...
Locke
09-01-2005, 12:38 PM
... it still doesn't belong here ...

(seriously, we all love our sigs, just don't turn them on in the 5 word story. It's a button you click right below the first submit reply button)
oneforthelord
09-01-2005, 02:18 PM
...so please don't be irritating...
Lance Alvein
09-01-2005, 02:29 PM
... and please leave it off.
Locke
09-01-2005, 02:50 PM
That would be best, I ...
jetblue
09-01-2005, 03:26 PM
have accidently left mine on....
Locke
09-01-2005, 04:36 PM
... for which you are shamed ... :shame:
Yuffie
09-01-2005, 06:07 PM
...please also switch off mobile...
Leon
09-01-2005, 06:22 PM
...phones when you're in a...
Locke
09-01-2005, 07:17 PM
... crowd of people in a ....
Yuffie
09-01-2005, 08:15 PM
...Boeing 747, as this interferes...
Locke
09-01-2005, 08:39 PM
... with the radio waves assisting ...
bjp4444
09-01-2005, 10:41 PM
....the clean-up of Blade's chariot....
M.H.A.Q.S.
09-02-2005, 02:14 AM
...I knew about it but...
jetblue
09-02-2005, 02:37 AM
aliens have hijaked my fingers....
oneforthelord
09-02-2005, 04:27 AM
...and the story shall continue...
M.H.A.Q.S.
09-02-2005, 06:03 AM
...and the world will see...
tanisthalon
09-02-2005, 07:48 AM
...fluffy pink elephants on parade...
Leon
09-02-2005, 10:18 AM
...On the news channels, but...
Yuffie
09-02-2005, 10:29 AM
...meanwhile the story shall continue.
M.H.A.Q.S.
09-02-2005, 10:57 AM
...and I will try someday...
jetblue
09-02-2005, 01:50 PM
to eat peanuts with my.....
tanisthalon
09-02-2005, 03:11 PM
...fluffy pink elephants on parade...
kai
09-02-2005, 06:27 PM
. . . in the beautiful city of . . .
Leon
09-02-2005, 06:37 PM
...New York, New York. However...
oneforthelord
09-03-2005, 10:33 AM
...fluffy Pink Elephants launched rockets...
kai
09-03-2005, 11:06 AM
. . . at the seniors. The seniors . . .
Leon
09-03-2005, 11:41 AM
...blamed the Sophomores and ran...
Locke
09-03-2005, 11:54 AM
... straight into large brick walls.
jetblue
09-03-2005, 02:31 PM
were they met up with....
Locke
09-03-2005, 03:26 PM
... Rent-a-zilla, who was actually the ...
tanisthalon
09-03-2005, 04:46 PM
...godfather of porn and sleeze...
Locke
09-03-2005, 06:10 PM
... in Tanis' world. These video's ...
Yuffie
09-04-2005, 04:37 AM
...had been banished to the...
oneforthelord
09-04-2005, 05:20 AM
...other side of the universe...
tanisthalon
09-04-2005, 05:40 AM
...by use of worm hole...
Leon
09-04-2005, 12:56 PM
...they landed on a planet...
jetblue
09-04-2005, 01:52 PM
of teen christian samaritans and....
Vidus
09-04-2005, 02:57 PM
noticed that something was coming...
oneforthelord
09-04-2005, 09:26 PM
...painfully out of their ears...
Leon
09-04-2005, 09:35 PM
...It was an odd blue...
tanisthalon
09-05-2005, 12:42 PM
...hedgehog with spikey hair and...
Vidus
09-05-2005, 01:59 PM
red shoes. Could it be...
Leon
09-05-2005, 02:50 PM
...Sonic? It did not, however...
oneforthelord
09-06-2005, 04:47 AM
...move faster than a snail...
Vidus
09-06-2005, 07:26 AM
on ice. It vanished as...
kai
09-06-2005, 11:30 AM
. . . it was crushed by many . . .
Tonedeaf
09-06-2005, 02:42 PM
...falling pieces of burnt toast
kai
09-06-2005, 03:04 PM
. . . that had been cooked by . . .