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Locke
07-10-2005, 02:46 PM
... decided to try to fly ...
Astrolounge
07-10-2005, 08:55 PM
...but had no wings, so...
Lance Alvein
07-11-2005, 06:24 AM
... they fell over a cliff.
Locke
07-11-2005, 07:53 AM
... This caused these poor hedgehogs ...
Astrolounge
07-11-2005, 02:35 PM
...To fall onto the big...
Locke
07-11-2005, 04:14 PM
... ocean liner. This made the ...
Lance Alvein
07-11-2005, 05:03 PM
... crew get sick and die.
Yuffie
07-12-2005, 06:36 AM
The ship was stolen by...
Locke
07-12-2005, 08:14 AM
... a flock of kiwi birds ...
Yuffie
07-12-2005, 03:46 PM
wearing exploding wigs of death!
Locke
07-12-2005, 04:07 PM
This made Fred Penner get ...
Geosgaeno
07-12-2005, 04:09 PM
...a headache and a sudden...
Locke
07-12-2005, 04:17 PM
... major case of acid reflux...
Astrolounge
07-12-2005, 04:45 PM
...a common cause of deadly...
Yuffie
07-12-2005, 05:29 PM
Schnorkelitus...a rare condition involving...
Astrolounge
07-12-2005, 08:42 PM
...a large tube suddenly growing...
Lance Alvein
07-12-2005, 10:39 PM
... on the side of his ...
jetblue
07-13-2005, 01:07 AM
pet elephants nose. Ointment was....
eViL bAz
07-13-2005, 05:03 PM
...something I dont know how...
Yuffie
07-14-2005, 06:19 AM
...to apply so I ate...
jetblue
07-14-2005, 04:16 PM
it and cured my pimples.......
Lord Draud
07-14-2005, 05:03 PM
..by removing my beautiful face!...
Yuffie
07-14-2005, 05:15 PM
The paint stripper was somewhat...
Lance Alvein
07-14-2005, 08:59 PM
... stronger than I had expected,
Yuffie
07-15-2005, 07:22 AM
...and also removed a layer...
Locke
07-15-2005, 09:15 AM
... of my soul, causing me ...
Yuffie
07-15-2005, 01:59 PM
...to be constantly itchy and...
Locke
07-15-2005, 03:04 PM
... fragrant, smelling faintly of cheese...
Geosgaeno
07-15-2005, 04:48 PM
...with a hint of tobasco...
Yuffie
07-16-2005, 04:45 AM
...which attracted the evil killer...
Locke
07-16-2005, 08:10 AM
... platypus, who attacked with his ...
oneforthelord
07-16-2005, 11:34 AM
...bar of rabid red soap...
Yuffie
07-16-2005, 03:42 PM
and dental floss! The cyclops...
Locke
07-16-2005, 03:46 PM
... wasn't impressed by all this ...
jetblue
07-16-2005, 05:52 PM
but noticed his contact lens....
bjp4444
07-16-2005, 10:52 PM
...had become a conrete lens....
oneforthelord
07-17-2005, 04:50 AM
...which was really very itchy...
Yuffie
07-17-2005, 05:33 AM
...and caused skin flaking in...
Blade Tanaka
07-17-2005, 06:36 PM
... a bowl of napalm cauzing...
Yuffie
07-17-2005, 07:31 PM
...a sudden attraction to large...

(what is it with you and napalm? :p)
Lord Draud
07-18-2005, 01:45 AM
...round breasted warblers that attecked.....
Yuffie
07-18-2005, 03:39 AM
..the cyclops, and pecked his...
Locke
07-18-2005, 09:51 AM
... pancreas right out of his ...
Yuffie
07-18-2005, 02:56 PM
...thigh. Before launching itself back...
Locke
07-18-2005, 06:01 PM
... at the liver who launched ...
Geosgaeno
07-18-2005, 06:13 PM
...a hernia at the great...
Yuffie
07-18-2005, 07:46 PM
...creature's polka dotted loincloth. The...
jetblue
07-18-2005, 07:48 PM
cyclops gave his eyedrops to.....
Locke
07-18-2005, 07:49 PM
... his friend, Larry the Cucumber ...
Astrolounge
07-18-2005, 09:48 PM
...who was horribly ill with...
Lance Alvein
07-18-2005, 10:03 PM
... the dreaded cucumberitis, which causes ...
Yuffie
07-19-2005, 06:10 AM
...the skin to turn..green!
Astrolounge
07-19-2005, 11:36 AM
...And smell like lime jello...
Yuffie
07-19-2005, 02:47 PM
...but squishier. Meanwhile in Canada...
Locke
07-19-2005, 03:06 PM
... Bob the Tomato had cheese ...
Kilu
07-19-2005, 04:31 PM
...over his pancake breakfast, which...
bjp4444
07-19-2005, 06:14 PM
...caused tetonic plate shift in....
Locke
07-19-2005, 06:16 PM
... the bermuda triangle, which made ...
bjp4444
07-19-2005, 06:17 PM
..a lot of people very...
Locke
07-19-2005, 06:28 PM
... bamboozled. Gorilla's found in the ...
Yuffie
07-19-2005, 06:58 PM
...vacuum cleaner were also bamboozled.
Locke
07-19-2005, 07:19 PM
This caused many of the ...
Doreagarde
07-20-2005, 01:05 AM
...cats to come falling from...
oneforthelord
07-20-2005, 11:19 AM
...DarkFant's cat farm located in...
Astrolounge
07-20-2005, 02:01 PM
...Cleaveland Ohio! Meanwhile the big...
Yuffie
07-20-2005, 05:16 PM
Cheese of the cheddar corporation...
bjp4444
07-20-2005, 06:05 PM
...Mayor McCheese, was reading up....
Blade Tanaka
07-20-2005, 06:52 PM
... On his new book Jerry...
Astrolounge
07-20-2005, 08:23 PM
"...Springer, we hardly want to..."
Lance Alvein
07-20-2005, 09:20 PM
"... go on your show, however ..."
Doreagarde
07-21-2005, 01:05 AM
"...if we don't, our children..."
oneforthelord
07-21-2005, 08:20 AM
...will grow mustaches on cabbages...
Locke
07-21-2005, 12:43 PM
... nose hairs. This will make ....
Geosgaeno
07-21-2005, 07:18 PM
...the terrorists of the world...
Blade Tanaka
07-21-2005, 09:57 PM
... would get together for a ....
Lance Alvein
07-21-2005, 10:54 PM
... romp in the snow." Therefore, ...
Yuffie
07-22-2005, 05:17 AM
...the book was an unusual read.
bjp4444
07-22-2005, 07:50 AM
..Although it sold extremely well!....
Locke
07-22-2005, 11:28 AM
... to midgits and dwarfenkind of ...
oneforthelord
07-22-2005, 11:44 AM
...ABC pony farm. Many midgets...
Yuffie
07-22-2005, 02:29 PM
...had some notable difficulty in...
Lance Alvein
07-22-2005, 03:03 PM
... attaining jobs for very long.
~Twilightblade~
07-22-2005, 06:48 PM
They had most trouble when...
Doreagarde
07-23-2005, 12:43 AM
...they were slaughtered and eaten.
Lord Draud
07-23-2005, 03:45 AM
....but died they did not....
oneforthelord
07-23-2005, 05:40 AM
...because the Force was around...
Yuffie
07-23-2005, 07:52 AM
....but sadly the force was...
Lance Alvein
07-23-2005, 09:11 AM
... out of order. This caused ...
Geosgaeno
07-23-2005, 09:55 AM
...a weird electrical field around...
~Twilightblade~
07-23-2005, 09:18 PM
...the midgets' leader's sister who...
Lance Alvein
07-23-2005, 09:25 PM
...promptly killed all the other ...
jetblue
07-24-2005, 02:28 AM
chimps to make chimpwiches and......
oneforthelord
07-24-2005, 02:36 AM
...fed them to vacuum cleaners...
~Twilightblade~
07-24-2005, 03:35 AM
...that spoke chinese and could...
Yuffie
07-24-2005, 06:36 AM
...dance the polka on stilts.
oneforthelord
07-24-2005, 08:50 AM
讲话语? wow...

...while reciting Shakespeare's deadly poem...
Lance Alvein
07-24-2005, 09:15 AM
... of deadlyness. This caused the ...
Locke
07-24-2005, 05:32 PM
... art majors around the globe ...
Lance Alvein
07-24-2005, 06:57 PM
... to spontaniously combust. Their fires ...
Locke
07-24-2005, 08:06 PM
... lit the night sky for ...
bjp4444
07-24-2005, 09:07 PM
...for days upon days. Leonard...
Locke
07-25-2005, 01:22 AM
... Skynard played on in the ...
oneforthelord
07-25-2005, 01:56 AM
...annual Chocobowling competition in Cannotada...
~Twilightblade~
07-25-2005, 04:06 AM
...which was to advertise his...
eViL bAz
07-25-2005, 11:28 AM
...immortal crayziness that makes him....
jetblue
07-25-2005, 02:59 PM
turn into batman without robin....
bjp4444
07-25-2005, 05:02 PM
...which leads to incidents relating....
Kilu
07-25-2005, 07:18 PM
...strawberry pancakes from depth of...
bjp4444
07-25-2005, 07:26 PM
...Bismark, North Dakota, the centre....
Lance Alvein
07-25-2005, 09:33 PM
... of strawberry pancakes attacks. This ...
bjp4444
07-26-2005, 07:50 AM
....was not acceptable for Xskjdfhgknsfdjgbafdgkjadfk....

[nothing like reviving the great Xskjdfhgknsfdjgbafdgkjadfk from the depths!]
Lance Alvein
07-26-2005, 10:28 AM
... so he decided to do ...
bjp4444
07-26-2005, 03:27 PM
...what Xskjdfhgknsfdjgbafdgkjadfk always does when....
Lance Alvein
07-26-2005, 03:37 PM
... he gets mad. He threw ...
Locke
07-26-2005, 05:22 PM
... a regular Xskjdfhgknsfdjgbafdgkjadfk fit due ....
Locke
07-26-2005, 05:24 PM
Edit : Sorry, computer froze up on me. Very sorry for the triple post.
bjp4444
07-26-2005, 06:31 PM
....to Xskjdfhgknsfdjgbafdgkjadfk's horrible, horrible temper.....
Locke
07-26-2005, 07:49 PM
... that caused the entire world ...
bjp4444
07-26-2005, 10:19 PM
...to go through the process....
Locke
07-27-2005, 12:17 AM
... of complete and total reformating...
oneforthelord
07-27-2005, 01:49 AM
...and turn into Xskjdfhgknsfdjgbafdgkjadfk-topia, a...
~Twilightblade~
07-27-2005, 06:03 AM
...place in the north balamb...
Lance Alvein
07-27-2005, 12:38 PM
... theme park. This caused Xskjdfhgknsfdjgbafdgkjadfk...
Giea
07-27-2005, 03:23 PM
..to have his name changed..
Locke
07-27-2005, 04:33 PM
... to snuggles, which was a ...
oneforthelord
07-28-2005, 11:03 AM
...short form for Xskjdfhgknsfdjgbafdgkjadfk-slvirmdfmnbxcimkjaa//12fdg5njfnksnmxcbmtj, horribly...
Locke
07-28-2005, 04:34 PM
... longer and less nicer of ...
Yuffie
07-29-2005, 10:20 AM
...names than Bob. Snuggles pranced...
Lord Draud
07-29-2005, 12:59 PM
....and danced but it did.....
oneforthelord
07-29-2005, 02:34 PM
...a jiggle with a wiggle...
Lance Alvein
07-29-2005, 03:37 PM
... and fell on its rear.
Locke
07-29-2005, 04:41 PM
All the children pointed and ...
Astrolounge
07-29-2005, 10:12 PM
...laughed at the poor excuse...
Locke
07-29-2005, 10:29 PM
... of a thing that was ...
~Twilightblade~
07-30-2005, 12:08 AM
...sinking into a pool of...
Lance Alvein
07-30-2005, 11:29 AM
... its own refuse. This caused ...
oneforthelord
07-30-2005, 01:00 PM
...many people to dance feverishly...
Astrolounge
07-30-2005, 07:09 PM
...about, and then collapse from...
~Twilightblade~
07-31-2005, 09:03 AM
...consuming too much vodka and...
Lance Alvein
07-31-2005, 09:13 AM
... blood. Because of this, Snuggles ...
Locke
07-31-2005, 10:57 AM
... keeled over and suddenly died.
Astrolounge
07-31-2005, 05:18 PM
...There was no funeral because...
Geosgaeno
07-31-2005, 06:02 PM
...Geo wasnt around to umpire...
Astrolounge
08-01-2005, 02:00 AM
...Because he was needed at...
Locke
08-01-2005, 08:03 AM
... a little league game. He ...
Lance Alvein
08-01-2005, 09:22 AM
... foresaw that Snuggles would die, ...
Locke
08-01-2005, 10:24 AM
... and so took proactive action ...
kai
08-01-2005, 10:39 AM
. . . . walking through uncharted fields of .. . .
Lance Alvein
08-01-2005, 10:43 AM
... flowers. These flowers were deadly ...
Locke
08-01-2005, 10:54 AM
... and edible to cows. These ...
oneforthelord
08-01-2005, 01:25 PM
...cows however, weren't ordinary cows...
kai
08-01-2005, 01:34 PM
. . . but rather, oyster bull hybrids . . .
Lance Alvein
08-01-2005, 01:36 PM
... that wanted to take over ...
Locke
08-01-2005, 01:56 PM
... the meadows of the world ...
Locke
08-02-2005, 09:25 AM
... and turn them into their ...
kai
08-02-2005, 09:56 AM
. . . . pulsating running shoes, which can . . .
Lance Alvein
08-02-2005, 10:36 AM
... make flowers grow with one ...
Locke
08-02-2005, 12:03 PM
... click of the heels. Kai ...

(don't forget to turn off the sig's Kai :p)
kai
08-02-2005, 12:06 PM
. . . shot a giant wooden badger . . .
Lance Alvein
08-02-2005, 12:07 PM
... and got stabbed by it.
Locke
08-02-2005, 12:22 PM
... in his pancreas. This caused ...

(Kai, signature turn off is below the first submit reply button.)
kai
08-02-2005, 02:46 PM
. . . uncontrolled bleeding of the lower . . .
Lance Alvein
08-02-2005, 02:50 PM
... intestines. Because of this, he ...
Locke
08-02-2005, 02:52 PM
... gained superpowers such as the ...
kai
08-02-2005, 03:10 PM
... ability to kill a yak from . . .
Locke
08-02-2005, 03:13 PM
... 200 yards away, with mind ....
Lance Alvein
08-02-2005, 03:13 PM
... bullets. This caused them to ...

*Locke - you posted the same thing I did, at the same time, no less... I guess great minds really do think alike :p*
kai
08-02-2005, 03:23 PM
. . . dance and sing until they . ..
Locke
08-02-2005, 03:27 PM
...grew sick in the head...
bjp4444
08-02-2005, 04:50 PM
...and became extremely tired of....
Yuffie
08-03-2005, 06:39 AM
...the wombat's jokes about the...
kai
08-03-2005, 08:16 AM
.. . . unecessary deaths in movies. So . .
Locke
08-03-2005, 08:18 AM
... all the wombats went on ...
oneforthelord
08-03-2005, 12:15 PM
...a lemming expedition and died...
Locke
08-03-2005, 12:50 PM
.. like the lemmings who went ...
Lance Alvein
08-03-2005, 02:23 PM
... and made their own game.
Locke
08-03-2005, 02:42 PM
... full of death and explosions.
Yuffie
08-03-2005, 05:12 PM
Not to mention the "floaters"
kai
08-04-2005, 08:00 AM
One day the ravaged penguin . . .
Lance Alvein
08-04-2005, 09:21 AM
... army decided they had enough ...
Yuffie
08-04-2005, 09:54 AM
...and declared war in lemmingland!
oneforthelord
08-04-2005, 10:09 AM
This caused a mass penguin invasion...

(Imagine a horde of penguins in berets and army uniform waddling in formation towards a city with m16s :P)
kai
08-04-2005, 10:43 AM
. . . like no other. With iron . . .

(sorry about leaving my sig so many time, keep forgettting)
Lance Alvein
08-04-2005, 11:10 AM
... tipped whips, the lemmings decimated ...
Yuffie
08-04-2005, 06:15 PM
...hords of eskimos to aggravate...

(that's ok, Kai, we forgot to remind you :D)
~Twilightblade~
08-04-2005, 08:11 PM
...the monkey king who was...
Locke
08-05-2005, 08:12 AM
... made of donkey poo. Pancreotic ...
Lance Alvein
08-05-2005, 12:46 PM
... fluids seeped out of his ...
kai
08-05-2005, 01:22 PM
. . . liver and onto the bottom . . .
Yuffie
08-05-2005, 02:51 PM
...of Kai's new shoes, which...

I'm getting worried about Locke's pancreas obsession now :p
Lance Alvein
08-05-2005, 02:54 PM
... then said, "Oh, my pancreas" ...

(Sorry Yuffie... it needed to be said :p)
Locke
08-05-2005, 02:57 PM
... as it was hit with ...

(Sorry Yuffie, the Pancreas thing came from Excel Saga, where Lance's quote came from when a little fluffie thing got hit with a mace, it's head went evil and said "Ow, my Pancreas" in a really creepy deep voice. It stuck in my head.)
bjp4444
08-05-2005, 06:12 PM
..a stack of buckwheat flapjacks....
Geosgaeno
08-06-2005, 03:30 AM
...from the most distant shores...
Yuffie
08-06-2005, 06:56 AM
...of Zanzabar, with the Zanzabarbarians!
oneforthelord
08-06-2005, 05:36 PM
These Zanzabarians had mithril hair...
jetblue
08-06-2005, 09:46 PM
that was hard to trim....
Yuffie
08-07-2005, 05:34 AM
...especially with plastic safety scissors.
Locke
08-07-2005, 01:02 PM
This hair made their lives ...
oneforthelord
08-07-2005, 01:20 PM
...dance like chocobos on chives...
Yuffie
08-07-2005, 02:19 PM
...bumping into buzzing bee hives!
Locke
08-07-2005, 03:26 PM
This made all the children ...
Lord Draud
08-08-2005, 02:52 AM
Explode from to much chocolate..............
jetblue
08-08-2005, 05:15 AM
but reformed into liquidchocolateT1000!.....
bjp4444
08-08-2005, 07:45 AM
...This was NOT good, so.....
Locke
08-08-2005, 09:43 AM
... Cthulu rolled over in his ...
Lord Draud
08-08-2005, 10:31 AM
sleep and crushed Tokyo(sp) releasing......
Locke
08-08-2005, 10:33 AM
... Godzilla from his watery prison.
Grim
08-08-2005, 12:01 PM
Then, a big chocobo ate...
kai
08-08-2005, 12:04 PM
. . . some bad tofu, causing it . . .
Grim
08-08-2005, 12:06 PM
to eat godzilla to settle....
Locke
08-08-2005, 12:12 PM
... it's stomache. Godzilla, however, would ...

(Kai, stop posting your sig.)
kai
08-08-2005, 12:13 PM
. . . later realise, he had issues . . .
Locke
08-08-2005, 12:20 PM
... with his imprisonment, causing him ....
Yuffie
08-08-2005, 02:16 PM
...watch Jerry Springer while chewing...
Locke
08-08-2005, 02:17 PM
... his way out of the ...
bjp4444
08-08-2005, 04:09 PM
...stoumach, which left him right....
Locke
08-08-2005, 04:12 PM
... in the middle of Tokyo, ...
bjp4444
08-08-2005, 04:17 PM
...with only 50¥ left to...
Locke
08-08-2005, 04:19 PM
... spend on a rent-a-zilla to ...
bjp4444
08-08-2005, 06:24 PM
...get himself to Moscow, where....
Locke
08-08-2005, 06:49 PM
... he could take on Mothra.
bjp4444
08-08-2005, 08:21 PM
....Mothra recently had been debating....
Yuffie
08-09-2005, 08:25 AM
...how many moths does it...
Locke
08-09-2005, 09:58 AM
... take to screw in a ...
Lance Alvein
08-09-2005, 12:34 PM
... lightbulb, but came to the ...
Locke
08-09-2005, 12:58 PM
... conclusion that it only takes ...
Yuffie
08-09-2005, 03:19 PM
...one lightbulb to kill moths.

(wahay, you followed my train of thought without going off on a tangent! :D)
Locke
08-09-2005, 03:47 PM
... This one lightbulb was a ...

(Great minds think alike Yuffie, great minds think alike :p)
Yuffie
08-09-2005, 05:28 PM
...lightbulb of destiny! Glowing with...

(I think we must all finally be bonding as a community! I'm so happy! :bawl:)
Locke
08-09-2005, 05:35 PM
... great glow of hope for ....

(Hooray, go RPGN :dance: )
Lord Draud
08-09-2005, 06:26 PM
.....makeing people die by apples....
(i didn't read the ones befor so ha random line!)
Locke
08-09-2005, 06:30 PM
... flying along the ray of ...
kai
08-10-2005, 07:55 AM
. . . BUNNY RABBITS!!!! With this knowledge . . .
Locke
08-10-2005, 09:59 AM
... in hand Mothra was then ...
kai
08-10-2005, 10:52 AM
. . . obligated to help the orphans . . .
Yuffie
08-10-2005, 11:00 AM
...but then stole their medicine...

(Draud, you're not allowed in my club :p)
Locke
08-10-2005, 11:25 AM
... to sell on street corners...
kai
08-10-2005, 11:27 AM
. . . so better people could enjoy . . .
Locke
08-10-2005, 12:57 PM
... the fruit of the labours ...


(Kai, your sig :shame:)
kai
08-10-2005, 01:09 PM
. . . of pet rocks from various . . .

(it's only a one line sig, sorry none the less though . . . . now an edited shall take it's place)
oneforthelord
08-10-2005, 01:27 PM
...walks of life and livelihoods...
kai
08-10-2005, 01:31 PM
(umm . . . yeah I'm just going to put a period at the end of those words, assuming you don't mind oneforthelord)

There was a little gnome with . . .
Locke
08-10-2005, 01:33 PM
... a fetish for pet rocks.
kai
08-10-2005, 02:42 PM
He would go so far . . .
Locke
08-10-2005, 03:42 PM
... as to make the rocks ...
oneforthelord
08-10-2005, 09:39 PM
...dance under the blazing kumquats...
jetblue
08-11-2005, 04:23 AM
so they can bear seeds.....
kai
08-11-2005, 07:27 AM
. . . of future generations of rock . . .
Lance Alvein
08-11-2005, 11:09 AM
... children. These rock children liked ...