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Geosgaeno
06-12-2005, 06:44 AM
...even the most strongest of...
Cyrano de Hero
06-12-2005, 09:24 AM
urine and fecal matter stains.

(Alright! I don't know if you noticed, Geosgaeno, but that last post was #1,000!)
bjp4444
06-12-2005, 01:16 PM
Which, of course, are gross....
Lance Alvein
06-12-2005, 02:48 PM
... enough to make anyone want ...
tanisthalon
06-12-2005, 03:03 PM
...to grow poisonous tentacles with...
bjp4444
06-12-2005, 04:48 PM
...marshmallow endings, which allow magnification....
Yuffie
06-12-2005, 04:49 PM
...smelly, spiky things on them.
Blade Tanaka
06-13-2005, 10:27 AM
... The spikes shot forth hitting...
Lance Alvein
06-13-2005, 10:50 AM
... many people, killing only three ...
Yuffie
06-13-2005, 11:04 AM
...and no animals were harmed.
Locke
06-13-2005, 02:00 PM
... This made many people very ...
tanisthalon
06-13-2005, 02:38 PM
...upset, wanting there own deaths...
Locke
06-13-2005, 03:26 PM
... to be very slow and ...
tanisthalon
06-13-2005, 03:46 PM
...painfull. No regret, no remorse...
Locke
06-13-2005, 03:50 PM
... no life, no rest. This ...
Yuffie
06-14-2005, 03:58 AM
...was truly the end...but...
jetblue
06-14-2005, 04:21 AM
chocolate shaped fish were found......
Yuffie
06-14-2005, 04:57 AM
...which shot lasers from their...
Giea
06-14-2005, 09:30 AM
..eyeballs! but sadly they couldn't...
Doreagarde
06-14-2005, 11:17 AM
...blow up the moon, so...
Geosgaeno
06-14-2005, 12:47 PM
...the licorice rats did. These...
Yuffie
06-14-2005, 03:35 PM
...smelly, fleabags knawed their way...
Lance Alvein
06-14-2005, 06:45 PM
... right through the centre of ...
Geosgaeno
06-14-2005, 06:51 PM
...a lego house which was...
Yuffie
06-14-2005, 06:56 PM
...full of custard. But the...
CloudSK
06-14-2005, 06:59 PM
...door was nailed shut with...
Lance Alvein
06-14-2005, 07:24 PM
... remnents from the dead bodies ...
jetblue
06-14-2005, 09:06 PM
of the war against galbadia....
Geosgaeno
06-15-2005, 07:28 AM
...and the other war against...
Yuffie
06-15-2005, 10:01 AM
...the poker playing canines from...
tanisthalon
06-15-2005, 01:35 PM
...the alley cats club backroom...
Geosgaeno
06-15-2005, 03:14 PM
...in the crooked village of...
Yuffie
06-15-2005, 03:27 PM
...Woodchurch. The habitat of the...
tanisthalon
06-15-2005, 04:05 PM
...'oh my' paraphrasing people.They...
Locke
06-15-2005, 04:21 PM
... found that their pancreas' were ...
Kilu
06-15-2005, 04:48 PM
...stolen! With this revelation they...
Yuffie
06-15-2005, 04:49 PM
...prepared their laser cannons to...
Lance Alvein
06-15-2005, 05:50 PM
... gather their pancreas' back.
Doreagarde
06-16-2005, 12:09 PM
However, the lasers were too...
Geosgaeno
06-16-2005, 12:36 PM
...large and would have destroyed...
tanisthalon
06-16-2005, 12:58 PM
...even the deathstar with one...
Blade Tanaka
06-16-2005, 01:44 PM
...once of energy could become...
Doreagarde
06-16-2005, 02:27 PM
...a sentence that makes sense.
eViL bAz
06-16-2005, 02:37 PM
...."what sentence means?" ask someone...
Geosgaeno
06-16-2005, 03:35 PM
...such as Kilu for he...
tanisthalon
06-16-2005, 04:11 PM
...hath the knowledge of man...
Kilu
06-16-2005, 04:26 PM
...possessing all the knowledge! It's...
tanisthalon
06-16-2005, 04:28 PM
..a brain the size of Jupiter...
Kilu
06-16-2005, 04:35 PM
..., or so it would seem...
tanisthalon
06-16-2005, 04:36 PM
...for a black hole exists...
Kilu
06-16-2005, 04:45 PM
...right above the book of...
tanisthalon
06-16-2005, 04:55 PM
...'love, damnation and incarciration' that...
Yuffie
06-16-2005, 05:27 PM
...hath power to smiteth the...
bjp4444
06-16-2005, 05:45 PM
....mightest and the meekest. Golf...
Lance Alvein
06-16-2005, 06:20 PM
... is a game played by ...
Geosgaeno
06-16-2005, 07:20 PM
...some of the most beastily...
MizuiroHime
06-17-2005, 02:04 AM
...little tramps in the world...
Kilu
06-17-2005, 05:15 PM
..using only their handbags as...
bjp4444
06-17-2005, 06:10 PM
....thier line of defense against....
eViL bAz
06-17-2005, 06:18 PM
...the little killer ants that....
Geosgaeno
06-17-2005, 08:41 PM
...that thrived on looking into...
Doreagarde
06-18-2005, 11:25 PM
...golf bags for scraps of...
jetblue
06-19-2005, 12:17 AM
golfclub cover's to fashion a......
Cyrano de Hero
06-19-2005, 09:21 AM
giant sized crack pipe. Then...
Locke
06-19-2005, 11:38 AM
... a giant squirrel attacked from ...
Yuffie
06-19-2005, 06:10 PM
...an inconspicuous Boeing 747 disguised...
bjp4444
06-19-2005, 07:15 PM
...as a little girl named...
Geosgaeno
06-19-2005, 07:26 PM
...Rita who was a distant...
Lance Alvein
06-19-2005, 09:20 PM
...cousin to one who will...
Yuffie
06-20-2005, 01:02 PM
....go on to become queen.
Lance Alvein
06-20-2005, 03:18 PM
The queen-to-be decided to golf ...
bjp4444
06-20-2005, 05:16 PM
...so she grabbed her clubs....
Yuffie
06-20-2005, 06:42 PM
...and found some checked trousers...
Lord Draud
06-20-2005, 07:31 PM
...and went to the course....
bjp4444
06-20-2005, 11:20 PM
...decided not to play. Adolphous...
jetblue
06-21-2005, 01:32 AM
took out his accordian and......
Yuffie
06-21-2005, 07:25 AM
...pinged it towards the queen.
eViL bAz
06-21-2005, 12:10 PM
...unfrotunely the queen says that....
Geosgaeno
06-21-2005, 12:36 PM
..."we must behave in a"...
eViL bAz
06-21-2005, 01:38 PM
..."Icecream Car so dont throw"....
bjp4444
06-21-2005, 03:00 PM
..."your voice while singing, silly!"...
Yuffie
06-22-2005, 09:16 AM
"And NEVER pee into the...
jetblue
06-22-2005, 01:41 PM
seashell. I am not queen......
eViL bAz
06-22-2005, 02:36 PM
..."Im King but Im dress".....
bjp4444
06-22-2005, 03:01 PM
"...like a true gangsta who..."
Yuffie
06-22-2005, 04:11 PM
...eats babies and knaws on....
bjp4444
06-22-2005, 06:14 PM
...lots and lots of cornbread....
Lance Alvein
06-22-2005, 07:18 PM
... that tastes like the one ...
bjp4444
06-23-2005, 07:32 AM
...and only supreme leader of...
Locke
06-23-2005, 08:27 AM
... the smurfs ... Papa Smurf. He ... O_O
Lance Alvein
06-23-2005, 08:59 AM
... started singing the Smurfs Theme ...

(La la la la la la, sing a happy song :p)
Locke
06-23-2005, 09:10 AM
... and gargamel screamed in relentless ...

(whistles the smurf theme in head :P)
Lance Alvein
06-23-2005, 02:40 PM
... agony as the smurfs decided ...
jetblue
06-23-2005, 06:27 PM
to eat his cat with.....
Yuffie
06-23-2005, 07:55 PM
...curry powder and rice cakes!
bjp4444
06-24-2005, 12:51 AM
...As bjp moped around, he....
Geosgaeno
06-24-2005, 06:14 AM
...found some better ingredients for...
bjp4444
06-24-2005, 07:43 AM
...a special concoction he called....
Locke
06-24-2005, 07:56 AM
... smurf and parsley stew. This ...
Yuffie
06-24-2005, 09:27 AM
...volatile brew had the ability...
oneforthelord
06-24-2005, 09:40 AM
...to cause intense dizziness to...
Locke
06-24-2005, 09:42 AM
... any all who came within ...
Yuffie
06-24-2005, 05:04 PM
....3.75 metres and smelt of...
bjp4444
06-24-2005, 06:28 PM
...the freshest lilacs ever grown....
Geosgaeno
06-24-2005, 06:34 PM
...in the rotting ponds of...
bjp4444
06-24-2005, 07:39 PM
...San Antonio, where losers always....

[i just had to, sorry]
oneforthelord
06-25-2005, 12:45 AM
...find a brand new robot...
bjp4444
06-25-2005, 01:00 AM
..made of oleo and biscuits....

[remember to turn your sig off for this thread]
Yuffie
06-25-2005, 10:30 AM
...Anyway, the robot mixed the...
Lance Alvein
06-25-2005, 01:18 PM
... stew with his body parts ...
oneforthelord
06-25-2005, 01:36 PM
...and bought a purple kitten...
tanisthalon
06-25-2005, 01:56 PM
...just for added measure. Exfoliating...
bjp4444
06-25-2005, 04:39 PM
...the ranks of the undead...
tanisthalon
06-25-2005, 04:56 PM
...with patented pheonix summon, to...
Geosgaeno
06-25-2005, 05:25 PM
...squash bugs on my moniterhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/mad2.gif...
Yuffie
06-25-2005, 06:16 PM
...the scorch marks left were...

(I have the best fly swat ever...it uses electicity and zaps the gits! :evilgrin:)
oneforthelord
06-26-2005, 01:43 AM
...examined by a red mage...
Geosgaeno
06-26-2005, 06:02 AM
...from Gurugu where he lingered...
bjp4444
06-26-2005, 11:04 AM
..around the tavern too much....
tanisthalon
06-26-2005, 12:05 PM
...drinking pina colada's, looking lonesome...
oneforthelord
06-26-2005, 12:23 PM
...when a large moogle appeared...
Cyrano de Hero
06-26-2005, 04:50 PM
and slam kicked his junk.
bjp4444
06-26-2005, 09:36 PM
..Scrap metal flew everywhere, causing....

[I think I know what junk you were talking about, but decided not to go there....http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/wink.gif]
Lance Alvein
06-26-2005, 10:00 PM
... massive damage to the robot ...
Yuffie
06-27-2005, 06:31 AM
...he began spinning uncontrollably towards...
oneforthelord
06-27-2005, 08:32 AM
...Locke~e~poos :D who frantically ran away...
Yuffie
06-27-2005, 09:03 AM
...before slamming into a gooey....
jetblue
06-27-2005, 03:14 PM
marshmellow that was once used......
tanisthalon
06-27-2005, 04:33 PM
...in the film 'Ghostbusters'. Without...
Locke
06-27-2005, 04:36 PM
... further ado the marshmellow proceeded ...
bjp4444
06-27-2005, 04:59 PM
...to line dance and call...
Yuffie
06-27-2005, 05:37 PM
...forth the yodelling doom cows!!!
tanisthalon
06-27-2005, 06:04 PM
...Related to exploding pigs, canny...
Yuffie
06-28-2005, 05:54 AM
...resemblance to the headless chickens.
Locke
06-28-2005, 12:25 PM
... All this better served the ...
bjp4444
06-28-2005, 02:59 PM
...wearers of bowed underwear, whom....
tanisthalon
06-28-2005, 04:13 PM
...were addicted to space dust...
Geosgaeno
06-28-2005, 04:19 PM
...and those delicious space cakes...
tanisthalon
06-28-2005, 04:26 PM
...mmm delicious, they would chant...
Yuffie
06-28-2005, 06:25 PM
...on their squishy space hoppers
jetblue
06-28-2005, 10:58 PM
that were headed eastbound for......
tanisthalon
06-29-2005, 04:27 AM
...for the land of rising sun...
Yuffie
06-29-2005, 08:27 AM
...to the creepy mansion of...
tanisthalon
06-29-2005, 09:12 AM
...fu man chuu and geisha's...
Locke
06-29-2005, 10:21 AM
... galaxy renown spaceballs. This caused ...
tanisthalon
06-29-2005, 11:12 AM
...humourous farting of the explosive...
Locke
06-29-2005, 12:25 PM
... variety, causeing widespread chaos and ...
Geosgaeno
06-29-2005, 12:31 PM
...very dense methane to fall...
jetblue
06-29-2005, 02:25 PM
on bordertown were masterblaster would......
tanisthalon
06-29-2005, 03:38 PM
...attack the hero of children...

(Mel Gibson, Mad Max 3 Beyond Thunderdome?)
Yuffie
06-29-2005, 04:47 PM
...Buzz Lightyear! Who CAN fly! :amazed:

(Can anyone remember what's going on...?)
bjp4444
06-29-2005, 05:31 PM
...He also wore silky underwear....
tanisthalon
06-29-2005, 06:32 PM
...with 'Danger EXPLOSIVE' written across...
Yuffie
06-29-2005, 07:41 PM
...his buttcheeks, which propelled him...
tanisthalon
06-30-2005, 03:33 AM
...up, up and away beyond...
Yuffie
06-30-2005, 05:38 AM
...to Cloudland, where he met...
oneforthelord
06-30-2005, 08:40 AM
...a fish drinking some whiskey...
tanisthalon
06-30-2005, 09:59 AM
...miming the frog chorus and...
Kilu
06-30-2005, 12:57 PM
...all the cows. Information of...
tanisthalon
06-30-2005, 01:30 PM
...a 60's hippy disco inferno...
Geosgaeno
06-30-2005, 01:55 PM
...could be found at Glastonbury...
tanisthalon
06-30-2005, 01:58 PM
...during the glorius weather of...
Sakinah
06-30-2005, 04:24 PM
...the skittle rainbow that was...
Kilu
06-30-2005, 05:40 PM
...not going to end. NEVER!
Geosgaeno
06-30-2005, 06:09 PM
...because the purple skittles tasted...
bjp4444
06-30-2005, 08:44 PM
...like the colour orange, oddly....
Sakinah
06-30-2005, 10:20 PM
...there was a fork in...
Astrolounge
06-30-2005, 10:37 PM
...the road, it was of...
jetblue
07-01-2005, 12:08 AM
nightime when the devil appeared.......
MizuiroHime
07-01-2005, 02:26 AM
.....and asked for a soul...
tanisthalon
07-01-2005, 03:41 AM
...train to follow an odyssey...
bjp4444
07-01-2005, 08:53 AM
...of love around the world!....
Sakinah
07-01-2005, 05:32 PM
...meanwhile john travolta was going...
Geosgaeno
07-01-2005, 05:51 PM
...to fly his plane to...
oneforthelord
07-01-2005, 07:41 PM
...his grandmother's deadly cattle ranch...
bjp4444
07-01-2005, 11:20 PM
...where many people ate beef...
Geosgaeno
07-02-2005, 06:46 AM
...which wasnt cooked in the...
tanisthalon
07-02-2005, 08:16 AM
...the fat from many liposuctions...
Locke
07-02-2005, 10:51 AM
... , it was cooked in the ...
eViL bAz
07-02-2005, 11:41 AM
...kitchen of Tanis, but suddenly...
oneforthelord
07-02-2005, 03:31 PM
...his long lost turnip shredder...
Lance Alvein
07-02-2005, 11:25 PM
... appeared and shredded some turnips ....

*Too tempting :p *
oneforthelord
07-03-2005, 10:11 AM
...all the while singing "Kumbaya"...
Lance Alvein
07-03-2005, 11:19 AM
... and harassing random passerbys. This ...
bjp4444
07-03-2005, 12:03 PM
...led to many shredded turnips....
tanisthalon
07-03-2005, 03:43 PM
...been unwanted but eViL bAz...
Zeugma 440
07-03-2005, 04:08 PM
...took his chainsaw once again...
bjp4444
07-03-2005, 09:42 PM
..and we all know what....
Sakinah
07-03-2005, 10:08 PM
...he will do when he...
oneforthelord
07-04-2005, 12:09 AM
...gets a craving for turtles...
bjp4444
07-04-2005, 01:10 PM
..dipped in a strawberry glaze....
Geosgaeno
07-04-2005, 04:25 PM
...which lie beyond the caverns...
bjp4444
07-04-2005, 06:10 PM
...of the dangerous flying pigs....
Sakinah
07-04-2005, 06:18 PM
...that actualy could not fly...
Geosgaeno
07-04-2005, 06:19 PM
...due to the fact that...
Lance Alvein
07-04-2005, 07:21 PM
... they were too fat. He ...
jetblue
07-04-2005, 09:19 PM
put them on a diet.....
Lance Alvein
07-04-2005, 10:26 PM
... and turned them into minions ...
*What could be better than evil flying pigs? :p*
Locke
07-05-2005, 09:10 AM
... so he could send them ...
jetblue
07-05-2005, 01:15 PM
to terrorize the countryside kidnapping....
oneforthelord
07-06-2005, 01:38 AM
...everyone who ate spam, and...
Geosgaeno
07-06-2005, 01:10 PM
...they stole all the other...
bjp4444
07-06-2005, 06:22 PM
...strawberries from the little kids....
oneforthelord
07-07-2005, 12:28 AM
...and ate them with cream...
Locke
07-07-2005, 09:46 AM
... corn. This made some of ...
Yuffie
07-07-2005, 10:08 AM
...Locke's famous dish, "cornberry cream!"
Locke
07-07-2005, 04:42 PM
... This dish gives bonuses to ...
Yuffie
07-07-2005, 05:38 PM
...dancing chocobos turning their feathers...
Cyrano de Hero
07-07-2005, 06:05 PM
inside out. It's rather disgusting...
Yuffie
07-08-2005, 05:38 AM
...and makes a slimy mess.
oneforthelord
07-08-2005, 07:11 AM
...leaving a horrible clean-uo job...
Locke
07-08-2005, 09:06 AM
... for the chocobo trainers. This ...
Yuffie
07-08-2005, 11:05 AM
...job goes to work experience...
Locke
07-08-2005, 11:26 AM
... for all the clean up ...
Lance Alvein
07-08-2005, 03:42 PM
... promotions. The chocobo trainers want ...
jetblue
07-08-2005, 05:42 PM
chocobo egg omlets with lots.......
Yuffie
07-08-2005, 05:50 PM
...of cornberry cream, which only...
Astrolounge
07-08-2005, 06:49 PM
...grows in the mountians of...
Lance Alvein
07-08-2005, 08:21 PM
... spamotopia. The chocobo trainers tried ...
Geosgaeno
07-09-2005, 06:44 AM
...suuccesfully got there and found...
Sakinah
07-09-2005, 06:51 AM
...the Trix rabbit,silly rabbit...
tanisthalon
07-09-2005, 06:59 AM
...had little experience with chocobo's...
Locke
07-09-2005, 08:51 AM
... so they were bamboozled for ...
tanisthalon
07-09-2005, 11:50 AM
...quite a while, wondering what...
Locke
07-09-2005, 12:34 PM
... really happened to the smurfs...
Astrolounge
07-09-2005, 12:51 PM
...after the great smurf famine....
Locke
07-09-2005, 12:57 PM
... of 1969. This was a ...
Lance Alvein
07-09-2005, 01:18 PM
... bad time for all smurfkind ...
Yuffie
07-09-2005, 01:43 PM
...as the signature war began!(Sigs people! Sigs! :p)
Locke
07-09-2005, 01:44 PM
... This was a bad time ...

(Sorry, forgot to turn it off)
Lance Alvein
07-09-2005, 02:00 PM
... for all involved, as they ...
oneforthelord
07-09-2005, 02:04 PM
...were driven from their mushrooms...
Locke
07-09-2005, 03:15 PM
... and forced to evade gargamel ...
Lance Alvein
07-09-2005, 08:55 PM
... as they all mysteriously died ...
jetblue
07-09-2005, 11:07 PM
from eating there own mushhouses......
tanisthalon
07-10-2005, 03:57 AM
...deep within lush green forests...
Lance Alvein
07-10-2005, 05:13 AM
... which were then burnt. Meanwhile, ...
tanisthalon
07-10-2005, 05:50 AM
...across the globe in the...
Yuffie
07-10-2005, 07:50 AM
...warm, sunny state of...antarctica...
Locke
07-10-2005, 08:14 AM
... huge flocks of penguins learned ...
oneforthelord
07-10-2005, 08:30 AM
...that they shouldn't be living...
Locke
07-10-2005, 08:44 AM
... in the Galapagos Islands anymore.
Kilu
07-10-2005, 09:11 AM
So they moved out to...
bjp4444
07-10-2005, 10:17 AM
...california's pacific coast, where they....
Locke
07-10-2005, 10:47 AM
... learned how to surf on ...
Astrolounge
07-10-2005, 11:58 AM
...crystal beaches, with criminal prices...
Lance Alvein
07-10-2005, 12:12 PM
... on all their heads. Therefore, ...
Locke
07-10-2005, 01:16 PM
... all of the poor blue ...
Lance Alvein
07-10-2005, 01:27 PM
... hedgehogs started to feel sick ...
tanisthalon
07-10-2005, 02:13 PM
...of life and like lemmings...