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Lord Draud
03-18-2005, 04:26 PM
...and the dress turned into......
Blade Tanaka
03-18-2005, 08:27 PM
.. an even hotter girlfriend, who...
Vidus
03-18-2005, 08:43 PM
said " I would love to...
Kilu
03-19-2005, 05:06 AM
...kick your ass to moon...
Yojimbo
03-19-2005, 06:43 AM
...and beyond, to the outer...
Vidus
03-19-2005, 07:14 AM
..world" and so she did...
tanisthalon
03-19-2005, 07:16 AM
...with a sparkle in her...
Lord Draud
03-19-2005, 12:15 PM
...eye and a evil grin......
eViL bAz
03-19-2005, 12:37 PM
...but suddenly his girlfriend turn...
Blade Tanaka
03-19-2005, 05:54 PM
... to him and gave *ME*...

(I think every here is out to kill me... and I should strt talking like it is me wich it is)
Lance Alvein
03-20-2005, 06:02 PM
... the cold shoulder, and then ...
Yojimbo
03-20-2005, 06:09 PM
...gave him another kick in...
Grey Fox
03-20-2005, 07:26 PM
...the genitals, and screamed bastard...
Vidus
03-20-2005, 07:51 PM
... have you not heard that...
Lord Draud
03-20-2005, 11:01 PM
...i love you?¿, now dance....
jetblue
03-21-2005, 01:16 AM
the monkey till dawn or....
daniel
03-21-2005, 01:46 AM
daniel will chop off your
Yojimbo
03-21-2005, 07:05 AM
...knackers and throw them into...
Grey Fox
03-21-2005, 07:09 AM
....the bog of eternal stench....
Yojimbo
03-21-2005, 12:00 PM
...where they hit a turd...
Blade Tanaka
03-21-2005, 01:44 PM
... But as it did, I...

(Just for the record I'm currently single so there's no way this could happen.... or could it?)
Lance Alvein
03-21-2005, 02:27 PM
... spontaniously exploded. Meanwhile, Kilu was ...

(I just wanted to get it off the Blade bit... lets see what will happen to Kilu...)
Kilu
03-21-2005, 03:06 PM
...nowhere to be seen. Zeugma...
Blade Tanaka
03-21-2005, 06:07 PM
... Spotte Kilu because he had...

(whaoh the story is no longer about me....)
Lance Alvein
03-23-2005, 04:28 PM
... been staring at the sea ...
daniel
03-23-2005, 04:55 PM
with gun in his hand

(The Cure anyone?)
Grey Fox
03-23-2005, 05:18 PM
...staring at the sea, staring....
Yojimbo
03-23-2005, 05:32 PM
...at the sand. he shot...
Blade Tanaka
03-23-2005, 10:07 PM
... Kilu in the left arm...
Vidus
03-24-2005, 07:13 AM
...but what the heck, Kilu...
tanisthalon
03-24-2005, 08:21 AM
...has a mythril vest on...
Yojimbo
03-24-2005, 11:57 AM
...over his head. Yojimbo then...
Grey Fox
03-24-2005, 12:22 PM
used zamato, and killed kilu...
Lord Draud
03-25-2005, 11:17 AM
...but blade blocked the shot.....
Darkblack
03-25-2005, 11:24 AM
...and then he counterattacked quickly...
Yojimbo
03-25-2005, 11:36 AM
...but to no avail, due...
Lord Draud
03-25-2005, 02:31 PM
...to his shoe laces being.....
Blade Tanaka
03-25-2005, 08:08 PM
... on fire he quickly put...
Lord Draud
03-25-2005, 11:53 PM
...them out by jumping into.....
tanisthalon
03-26-2005, 03:51 AM
...a bucket of the warmest...
Yojimbo
03-26-2005, 05:19 AM
...magma, only to melt off...
Geosgaeno
03-27-2005, 05:33 PM
...his horrable toe nails which...
Vidus
03-27-2005, 05:38 PM
...leads to totally new situation...
bjp4444
03-27-2005, 10:13 PM
...of which cheddar cheese sauce...
Lord Draud
03-27-2005, 10:39 PM
..has been spilt on a.....
Geosgaeno
03-28-2005, 04:49 AM
...rucksack being carried by a...
eViL bAz
03-28-2005, 10:06 AM
....begin to think what has....
tanisthalon
03-28-2005, 10:44 AM
...happened to a once utopian...
Lord Draud
03-28-2005, 09:20 PM
planet far away in a galaxy ( i think one letter words like a we can slid on right?)
bjp4444
03-28-2005, 11:43 PM
...where, all the fish had....
jetblue
03-29-2005, 12:10 AM
Anti-grav fins capable of...
Geosgaeno
03-29-2005, 06:17 AM
...flying into peoples brains cutting...
bjp4444
03-29-2005, 06:34 AM
...them up, but really, they...
Vidus
03-29-2005, 09:06 AM
...just liked to swim in...
Geosgaeno
03-29-2005, 09:22 AM
...towards the cerebral nerves and...
Vidus
03-29-2005, 09:25 AM
...relax a while by eating some...
Geosgaeno
03-29-2005, 09:29 AM
...blood vessels which makes them...
eViL bAz
03-29-2005, 09:47 AM
...Sing Like Blade inthe Bath...

(HEHEHEHEHEHE SORRY BLADE)
Blade Tanaka
03-29-2005, 10:17 AM
... when he is asleep, and...

(no problem this story sucked without me)
Galthol
03-29-2005, 10:23 AM
...drown because Blade cant sing...
eViL bAz
03-29-2005, 12:18 PM
...THE BARNEY SONGS LIKE IT IS!!!!...

(HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE I couldnt resist)
jetblue
03-29-2005, 12:58 PM
swimming through the nebula seas......






(no need to add to this I seem to be drifting and cant stop tillit ends. Add to eVilbAz's linehttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/smile.gif)
Geosgaeno
03-29-2005, 01:35 PM
...and captured by a vortex...
bjp4444
03-29-2005, 05:58 PM
...I ran into my girlfriend,....
eViL bAz
03-29-2005, 06:15 PM
...but closer it was BLADE!!!!.....

(LOL kidding)
Lord Draud
03-29-2005, 10:49 PM
......that said in a deep voice....
bjp4444
03-29-2005, 11:10 PM
...take Me To Your Leader!....
Vidus
03-30-2005, 05:08 AM
He looked so scary that...
Marona
03-30-2005, 05:47 AM
...he made people's eyes bleed...
Kilu
03-30-2005, 06:30 AM
...honey. Bees came after the people...

[remember to remove your sigs, people :) Also, before anyone shouts that there is 6 words in that one, I don't count articles, as they are part of the word following it. English language sucks like that :dance: ]
bjp4444
03-30-2005, 06:56 AM
...not wanting the honey, since....
Geosgaeno
03-30-2005, 07:30 AM
...they just wanted the eyes...
Blade Tanaka
03-30-2005, 07:59 AM
.. so Blade offerd Ephriams, and...
Lord Draud
03-30-2005, 03:21 PM
...Draud money to kill the bee's....
Gimble
03-30-2005, 03:54 PM
...without inflicting pain upon the...
Geosgaeno
03-30-2005, 04:15 PM
...little bastards, but then someone...

(sorry for the language, but i hate bees)
bjp4444
03-30-2005, 10:34 PM
....made the bees dissapear, and....
Kilu
03-31-2005, 03:47 AM
...the cycle of life ended. (http://home.no/friendskull/arghthebees.mp3)

[that's a link to a song, the whole bee aspect reminded me of it :) download that song, NOW]
Vidus
03-31-2005, 06:19 AM
During this bee episode something....
bjp4444
03-31-2005, 06:20 AM
....really started to smell horribly....
Blade Tanaka
03-31-2005, 08:00 AM
... It was eViL bAz's ray...

(heh This one's for you bAz)
eViL bAz
03-31-2005, 10:13 AM
...of the Deads that was...

(I LIKE THIS HEHEHEHEHE)
Kilu
03-31-2005, 10:18 AM
...malfunctioning due to excessive usage.

[SIGS!]
Geosgaeno
03-31-2005, 10:38 AM
it blew up all over...
bjp4444
03-31-2005, 01:07 PM
...the local disco, which really...
Kilu
03-31-2005, 02:08 PM
...needed a renevation anyway. It...
bjp4444
03-31-2005, 02:08 PM
...was made of salami, which...
Vidus
03-31-2005, 02:14 PM
...was not anyones favourite, although...
tanisthalon
03-31-2005, 02:27 PM
...cleverly combined with soy sauce...
bjp4444
03-31-2005, 02:30 PM
...it created radioactive material, although...
tanisthalon
03-31-2005, 02:31 PM
...with the use of chop sticks...
bjp4444
03-31-2005, 02:32 PM
...it was just plain tasty!...
tanisthalon
03-31-2005, 02:35 PM
...As the lights dimmed out...
bjp4444
03-31-2005, 02:35 PM
...kilu stood alone on the...
tanisthalon
03-31-2005, 02:37 PM
...dancefloor, trumpet at hand he...
bjp4444
03-31-2005, 02:39 PM
..played the Finnish national anthem....
tanisthalon
03-31-2005, 02:41 PM
...barely dropping a musical note...
bjp4444
03-31-2005, 02:46 PM
...but his shoes kept making...
tanisthalon
03-31-2005, 02:47 PM
...tapping notions to the beat...
bjp4444
03-31-2005, 02:48 PM
...that drowned out the trumpet!....
tanisthalon
03-31-2005, 02:51 PM
...A marching band then entered...
bjp4444
03-31-2005, 02:52 PM
..which really drowned out kilu....
tanisthalon
03-31-2005, 02:54 PM
...so he grabbed a baton...
bjp4444
03-31-2005, 02:56 PM
..and danced up a storm!....
Vidus
03-31-2005, 03:30 PM
The storm got too big and...
Gimble
03-31-2005, 03:37 PM
... toppled over silver's box/house so...
jetblue
03-31-2005, 04:24 PM
all the toys spilled out....
Geosgaeno
03-31-2005, 05:01 PM
...and broke causing a typical...
Blade Tanaka
04-01-2005, 06:45 AM
... Riot that beat up Blade...

(Oh no waht's going to happen to me? Oh and Kilu is reminding you again to get rid of your sigs)
tanisthalon
04-01-2005, 08:32 AM
...with paper tissues covered in...
Geosgaeno
04-01-2005, 08:39 AM
...a brown substance, could it...
Locke
04-01-2005, 08:56 AM
... possibly be a pile of ...
eViL bAz
04-01-2005, 10:16 AM
...Trash thatwas come out from...

(LOL I Like this story)
tanisthalon
04-01-2005, 01:32 PM
...the babys changing room waste...
bjp4444
04-01-2005, 09:45 PM
...and, boy, was it really....
jetblue
04-02-2005, 01:09 AM
red like ocre and rust...
Geosgaeno
04-02-2005, 02:45 AM
...from a sunken ship, where...
Kilu
04-02-2005, 06:59 AM
...Silver lived. Red, shiny and...
Gimble
04-02-2005, 08:53 AM
...sunken was this space ship...
Ephraim
04-02-2005, 09:00 AM
... that also belonged to Silver...

(Someone should summarize this story into one post. I'd read it. http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/eyepopping.gif)
tanisthalon
04-02-2005, 09:15 AM
...whom seemed to own everything...
bjp4444
04-02-2005, 10:09 AM
...but still couldn't find that....
Ephraim
04-02-2005, 10:37 AM
...thing with no name that...
Vidus
04-02-2005, 11:13 AM
...had been buried somewhere in...
tanisthalon
04-02-2005, 11:39 AM
...the forgotten realm of stench...
Geosgaeno
04-02-2005, 11:50 AM
...which lies beneath the forgotten...
Ephraim
04-02-2005, 11:53 AM
...lump of someone's dirty undies. ...
eViL bAz
04-02-2005, 01:54 PM
...underware that unfortunly wasof BLADE!!!!...

(LOL)
bjp4444
04-02-2005, 03:46 PM
...and boy, was it stinky!!!....
Geosgaeno
04-02-2005, 06:40 PM
...the underwear got lost inside...

(this thread has been through everything, its amazing)
bjp4444
04-02-2005, 08:07 PM
...the imagination of a girl...
jetblue
04-02-2005, 11:13 PM
with manly features and clothes
Geosgaeno
04-03-2005, 08:46 AM
...such as socks and some...
tanisthalon
04-03-2005, 09:25 AM
...meat and two veg growing...
Geosgaeno
04-03-2005, 09:36 AM
...inside a pair of pants...
bjp4444
04-03-2005, 10:15 AM
...which attended all hollywood parties....
tanisthalon
04-03-2005, 11:04 AM
...a bit like Paris Hilton...
Lord Draud
04-04-2005, 12:13 AM
.......and was as skinny to......
bjp4444
04-04-2005, 06:52 AM
...but that didn't stop her...
Vidus
04-04-2005, 09:53 AM
...getting all boys act like...
Geosgaeno
04-04-2005, 11:25 AM
...puppets. The boys wanted her...
Galthol
04-04-2005, 11:27 AM
...to find the underwear which...
Geosgaeno
04-04-2005, 11:37 AM
...she was wearing underneath her...
Kilu
04-04-2005, 12:37 PM
...pillow. A rush to her...
bjp4444
04-04-2005, 03:15 PM
...kitchen revealed a large amount....
Ephraim
04-04-2005, 05:01 PM
... of peanut butter and jam...
Geosgaeno
04-04-2005, 07:17 PM
...pasted over someones cheese balls...

(hehe)
bjp4444
04-04-2005, 10:23 PM
...which go quite well with...
Vidus
04-05-2005, 04:29 AM
...chicken wings although noone really...
Blade Tanaka
04-05-2005, 06:37 AM
... cares that Blade ate them...
eViL bAz
04-05-2005, 10:10 AM
...Completely. Suddenly Blade after Eating...
Geosgaeno
04-05-2005, 11:42 AM
...was sick and he had...
tanisthalon
04-05-2005, 11:47 AM
...a strange rash appear around...
Kilu
04-05-2005, 01:04 PM
...his thumb. Why thumb, you...
bjp4444
04-05-2005, 05:40 PM
...ask? Because that's where he...
eViL bAz
04-05-2005, 06:10 PM
...like to be likea dancing monkey...
bjp4444
04-05-2005, 11:06 PM
...that travels the world by...
jetblue
04-06-2005, 12:27 AM
a helium powered chipmunk mobile.....
Kilu
04-06-2005, 03:17 AM
...that looks like a CAR!
Geosgaeno
04-06-2005, 06:21 AM
This "CAR" then generates two...
bjp4444
04-06-2005, 07:10 AM
...point forty two gigawatts of...
Blade Tanaka
04-06-2005, 08:04 AM
.. dancing monkeys that deicded to...
Kilu
04-06-2005, 08:10 AM
...jump down from the roof...
eViL bAz
04-06-2005, 09:47 AM
...after seeing that Tanis are...

(Sorry Tanis but I need someont to put and you were the first I remember :p)
tanisthalon
04-06-2005, 01:13 PM
...thrashing eViL bAz with bananas...

(That serves you right ;))
Vidus
04-06-2005, 01:16 PM
...which look like they would...
eViL bAz
04-06-2005, 02:10 PM
...return to Tanis to hit him...

(hehehehehehehehe its a joke my friend lol)
tanisthalon
04-06-2005, 02:13 PM
...like a boomerang, but they...
eViL bAz
04-06-2005, 02:16 PM
...suddenly hit Blade inda Face...
tanisthalon
04-06-2005, 02:24 PM
...with the sound of thunder...
Vidus
04-06-2005, 02:26 PM
...but Blade didn't even notice...
Geosgaeno
04-06-2005, 02:38 PM
...as he was unconcious above...
bjp4444
04-06-2005, 04:55 PM
...a giant plate of cheese....
Geosgaeno
04-06-2005, 07:22 PM
...which had bits of orange...
bjp4444
04-06-2005, 10:39 PM
....peel around the edges of...
Blade Tanaka
04-07-2005, 06:40 AM
...Blade woke up and ate...

(well bAz and Tanis.... it's back to me as usual ^o^)
Geosgaeno
04-07-2005, 07:54 AM
...it all before deciding to...
Blade Tanaka
04-07-2005, 08:00 AM
... take a shower and shave...
Geosgaeno
04-07-2005, 10:19 AM
...his throat and accidentally cutting...
tanisthalon
04-07-2005, 03:21 PM
...his nose to spite his...
Geosgaeno
04-07-2005, 04:41 PM
...feet?, the feet felt betrayed...

(hope the question mark doesnt count as a word)
jetblue
04-07-2005, 05:28 PM
because they needed cleaning since.....
bjp4444
04-07-2005, 06:23 PM
...the first world war, when....
Geosgaeno
04-07-2005, 07:09 PM
...everything was quarentined to protect...
bjp4444
04-07-2005, 08:17 PM
....wolverines from contracting muskrat influenza....
Blade Tanaka
04-08-2005, 08:02 AM
... Wich failed because if a...
Geosgaeno
04-08-2005, 08:25 AM
...virus malfunction between the genetic...
bjp4444
04-08-2005, 03:20 PM
...codes exisited, it would cause...
Geosgaeno
04-08-2005, 03:24 PM
...people to turn into waxdroids...
bjp4444
04-08-2005, 03:30 PM
...which would be bad for...
Geosgaeno
04-08-2005, 03:34 PM
...the claydroids because competition begins...
bjp4444
04-08-2005, 03:41 PM
...whenever the rain falls upon...
Geosgaeno
04-08-2005, 03:48 PM
...their fingers, and it melts...
bjp4444
04-08-2005, 03:52 PM
...it causes big problems on....
Geosgaeno
04-08-2005, 03:54 PM
...a distant planet near to...

(what a post booster, sort of like cheating, but hahahah i like it)
bjp4444
04-08-2005, 06:13 PM
...explode all over silver's head...
Lance Alvein
04-08-2005, 07:51 PM
... and then they will become ...
bjp4444
04-08-2005, 08:48 PM
....straight up gangsta physicists with....
Geosgaeno
04-09-2005, 06:02 AM
...a million eyes just like...
tanisthalon
04-09-2005, 06:08 AM
...a super deformed manga mecha...
bjp4444
04-09-2005, 10:01 AM
...thingamabobber that always runs backwards.....
Geosgaeno
04-09-2005, 12:04 PM
...to prevent it from getting...
tanisthalon
04-09-2005, 12:51 PM
...excessive mileage and rusted joints...
bjp4444
04-09-2005, 04:01 PM
...which causes stress upon the....
tanisthalon
04-09-2005, 05:59 PM
...technicians and maintenance teams that...
Lance Alvein
04-09-2005, 06:01 PM
... will explode if you push ...
tanisthalon
04-09-2005, 06:10 PM
...their team leader too far...
bjp4444
04-09-2005, 07:00 PM
...past the second hole on....
Ephraim
04-09-2005, 08:17 PM
... Mars's fabulous new golf course...
Vidus
04-10-2005, 04:24 AM
...which surely is one kind...
Geosgaeno
04-10-2005, 08:20 AM
...of way to pass the...
bjp4444
04-10-2005, 12:15 PM
...the amount of sadness one....
tanisthalon
04-10-2005, 12:43 PM
...feels at the imminent destruction...
bjp4444
04-10-2005, 01:10 PM
...of thier own psyche, which....
tanisthalon
04-10-2005, 01:15 PM
...will end in the culmination...
bjp4444
04-10-2005, 03:10 PM
....of a lot of frogs....
tanisthalon
04-10-2005, 03:23 PM
...specifically the rare and mysterious...
bjp4444
04-10-2005, 03:32 PM
....jumping waalingus domesticus, which can...
Locke
04-10-2005, 03:34 PM
... easily be confused with the ...
tanisthalon
04-10-2005, 03:36 PM
...more common and extremely tasty...
bjp4444
04-10-2005, 04:22 PM
...common bullfrog, which also has...
Lance Alvein
04-10-2005, 07:07 PM
... the chance to spontaniously explode.
bjp4444
04-10-2005, 07:12 PM
However, that only occurs when....
Blade Tanaka
04-11-2005, 06:41 AM
...Blade tries to take a...
Vidus
04-11-2005, 06:55 AM
...major amount of poison from...
bjp4444
04-11-2005, 07:18 AM
...a bottle full of poison...
Blade Tanaka
04-11-2005, 07:52 AM
.. but he snaps out of it...

(That was close! And I know it was six words but they're all so short...)
Vidus
04-11-2005, 11:55 AM
...and puts the bottle into his...
Geosgaeno
04-11-2005, 12:20 PM
...mouth and poisoning himself extremely...
tanisthalon
04-11-2005, 12:44 PM
...slowy due to the top...
bjp4444
04-11-2005, 02:55 PM
....being made out of lead...
tanisthalon
04-11-2005, 03:43 PM
...and concealing red kryptonite...
Geosgaeno
04-11-2005, 03:46 PM
...which was stolen from a merchant...

(tanisthalon only used 4words, so i used one for him)
Locke
04-11-2005, 04:34 PM
... that had no merchandise. This ...
Geosgaeno
04-11-2005, 05:02 PM
...caused a very violent uproar...
bjp4444
04-11-2005, 06:34 PM
...in the council of the....
Locke
04-11-2005, 09:21 PM
... Completely insane but still logical ...
bjp4444
04-11-2005, 11:07 PM
...elders of the the tribe...
Locke
04-12-2005, 09:05 AM
... know as wombats. This caused ...
Geosgaeno
04-12-2005, 10:15 AM
...some major success for geosgaeno's...
Galthol
04-12-2005, 10:45 AM
...misguided attempt to control the...
Geosgaeno
04-12-2005, 10:50 AM
...territory of a once ancient...
tanisthalon
04-12-2005, 03:35 PM
...tumbleweed that raced through deserts...
Vidus
04-12-2005, 03:41 PM
...and fields. Geosgaeno still thinks...
tanisthalon
04-12-2005, 03:43 PM
...the continents are one whole...
Geosgaeno
04-12-2005, 04:28 PM
...tumbleweed created from something called...
Lord Draud
04-12-2005, 05:13 PM
....belly button lint it's very smelly..................
Geosgaeno
04-12-2005, 05:24 PM
...when it gets wet from...
bjp4444
04-12-2005, 06:51 PM
...being dipped in diet coke....
Geosgaeno
04-12-2005, 06:55 PM
...which wasnt coke at all...