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Lance Alvein
08-23-2006, 08:00 AM
... thought that they were the ...

Locke
08-23-2006, 10:05 AM
... shiznit, when in fact they ...

Lance Alvein
08-23-2006, 03:02 PM
... were the exact opposite. This ...

PRIEST
08-24-2006, 10:12 AM
... began a war between the ...

Lance Alvein
08-26-2006, 10:58 AM
... lollipop children and the limbomen.

PRIEST
08-27-2006, 08:52 AM
It was a funny war...

FlashFirer
08-27-2006, 10:19 AM
..which went on for twenty...

Lance Alvein
08-27-2006, 10:47 AM
... minutes, until somebody decided that ...

Locke
08-28-2006, 08:43 AM
... lollipop children make really good ...

Lance Alvein
08-28-2006, 09:00 AM
... snacks. They then hunted the ...

Locke
08-28-2006, 01:19 PM
... poor lollipop children down for ...

Lance Alvein
08-29-2006, 09:44 AM
... the added pleasure of being ...

Locke
08-29-2006, 11:12 AM
... stupid and made purely of ...

Squallmuzza
08-29-2006, 01:23 PM
.....plasticine and other related by-products.........

Lance Alvein
08-29-2006, 01:38 PM
... of things that will not ...
(please turn off your sig in this thread)

Locke
08-29-2006, 04:23 PM
... explode on contact with a ...

Lance Alvein
08-29-2006, 04:53 PM
... human body. This caused much ...

Locke
08-29-2006, 05:19 PM
... confusion in the land of ...

Yuffie
08-30-2006, 04:29 AM
...Zork. The Zorkians, known for...

(I feel I've been neglecting the story lately :amazed:)

SeymourGuado
08-30-2006, 04:38 AM
...their attention to detail decided...

(I wouldn't worry Yuffie, this isn't a story it is a wacky neverending....thing)

Locke
08-30-2006, 08:43 AM
... that cheese whiz would no ....

Giea
08-30-2006, 09:49 AM
..longer be eaten in Zorkland..

Squallmuzza
08-30-2006, 12:47 PM
....as nudity laws seemingly required....

(soz bout sig, missed the switchy off doohicky)

eViL bAz
08-30-2006, 01:43 PM
...But this wasn't really the...

Yuffie
08-30-2006, 04:13 PM
...main concern at the time...

Locke
08-30-2006, 04:15 PM
... as the public nudity seemed ....

Lance Alvein
08-31-2006, 03:51 PM
... not to explode people, unlike ...

Locke
09-01-2006, 08:43 AM
... military grade C4 that seemed ...

Squallmuzza
09-01-2006, 12:35 PM
....slightly unworthy of my love....

Yuffie
09-01-2006, 04:14 PM
...despite its strangely erotic appearance.

(that stuff just reminds me of "silly putty" :D)

EDIT!

Not that I find silly putty OR C4 erotic. Just want to let you all know.

PRIEST
09-02-2006, 09:34 PM
None of the Zorkians realized...

Lance Alvein
09-03-2006, 02:01 PM
... that C4 was erotic, so ...

Locke
09-04-2006, 09:58 AM
... instead they used it as ...

Lance Alvein
09-04-2006, 11:22 AM
... a way to seal the ...

Squallmuzza
09-05-2006, 10:35 AM
.... slightly pregnant ewe's inner passages......

Lance Alvein
09-05-2006, 01:59 PM
... for science. This caused much ...

Locke
09-05-2006, 03:42 PM
... agony and pain for the ...

PRIEST
09-05-2006, 06:29 PM
... exotic bacteria growing inside it.

jetblue
09-06-2006, 02:25 AM
So penicillan was injected before....

Squallmuzza
09-06-2006, 10:46 AM
.... the splange mechanism exploded during.....

Locke
09-07-2006, 09:45 AM
... the prequal stages of a ...

Squallmuzza
09-07-2006, 10:55 AM
.... war of attrition involving fleshy....

SeymourGuado
09-07-2006, 12:19 PM
...seeking Zombies. The penicillin was...

Locke
09-07-2006, 03:37 PM
... much like crack to the ...

Lance Alvein
09-07-2006, 05:02 PM
... zombies, so it caused them ....

Squallmuzza
09-08-2006, 09:54 AM
... to delicately explode in special....

Locke
09-14-2006, 12:13 PM
... puff's of light that were ...

jetblue
09-14-2006, 12:20 PM
used like lighthouses for ships....

Locke
09-14-2006, 12:28 PM
... that were adrift in the ...

eViL bAz
09-14-2006, 12:41 PM
...inmense sea of orange drink...

Lance Alvein
09-14-2006, 02:14 PM
... that originated from a whale's ...

Locke
09-15-2006, 10:32 AM
... urethra. This was a very ...

Lance Alvein
09-17-2006, 02:17 PM
... strange thing to happen, as ...

Skikkles
09-17-2006, 08:08 PM
...urethral flow in a whale...

Lance Alvein
09-17-2006, 08:19 PM
... is not often orange drink.

Locke
09-18-2006, 10:09 AM
Pee Wee Herman then jumped ...

jetblue
09-19-2006, 12:33 PM
to his death after seeing......

Locke
09-19-2006, 12:49 PM
... the long term effects that ...

Squallmuzza
09-21-2006, 09:25 AM
... eggs cause to internal organs...

Locke
09-21-2006, 11:52 AM
... in migits and pygmy hippo's.

Lance Alvein
09-21-2006, 08:21 PM
This led to a series ...

Squallmuzza
09-23-2006, 11:09 AM
... of non-eventful x-ray experiments on...

Lance Alvein
09-24-2006, 02:05 PM
... the people formerly known as ...

Squallmuzza
09-25-2006, 10:28 AM
... the chipmunks: Alvin, Simon... Theodore ....

Locke
09-25-2006, 10:53 AM
... chip, dale, and porky pig.

kai
09-25-2006, 11:53 AM
. . . all went down to the . . .

Squallmuzza
09-26-2006, 08:53 AM
... bar for a good piss-up...

Lance Alvein
09-26-2006, 02:42 PM
... that turned into something that ...

Locke
09-27-2006, 10:17 AM
... could be called roadkill and ...

Lance Alvein
09-28-2006, 06:06 PM
... was sent to a place ...

Locke
09-29-2006, 03:23 PM
... where it would be considered...

Lance Alvein
10-01-2006, 02:20 PM
... legally dead. This caused controversy ...

Squallmuzza
10-02-2006, 08:03 AM
... in small increments throughout Jamaica...

Locke
10-02-2006, 08:58 AM
... as the chipmunk and pig ...

Lance Alvein
10-03-2006, 01:52 PM
... populations found out that they ...

PRIEST
10-03-2006, 06:17 PM
... were no longer able to ...

Locke
10-04-2006, 08:36 AM
... procreate. This made them very ...

Lance Alvein
10-05-2006, 01:52 PM
... sad and they killed themselves.

jetblue
10-10-2006, 09:20 PM
But the androids they made.....

Lance Alvein
10-12-2006, 04:45 PM
... did not. They later became ...

jetblue
10-26-2006, 08:48 PM
components for the wii and.....

Mangachaos
10-26-2006, 10:48 PM
...many others that may have...

jetblue
11-03-2006, 01:56 PM
been used for the ps3.....

Mangachaos
11-04-2006, 12:29 AM
...s crual games as well...

Lance Alvein
11-05-2006, 01:52 PM
... as the ultimate horror... The ...

jetblue
11-14-2006, 10:50 PM
components were inferior quality so......

Mangachaos
11-15-2006, 08:18 PM
...they simply broke and then...

M.H.A.Q.S.
11-17-2006, 08:45 AM
ummm, where was I teh...

Lance Alvein
11-19-2006, 03:32 PM
... people stole them all. This ...

SeymourGuado
11-19-2006, 04:05 PM
...caused a sales disaster for...

Lance Alvein
11-19-2006, 05:36 PM
... the many sellers of things ...

Blade Tanaka
11-21-2006, 11:28 AM
... things that could lick giant...

Mangachaos
11-22-2006, 01:17 AM
...cables connected to a big...

jetblue
11-24-2006, 11:20 PM
train that led to that......

Mangachaos
11-25-2006, 02:45 AM
...doomforsaken land of eternal damnation...

Locke
11-28-2006, 06:51 PM
... also known as Microsoft Land.

SeymourGuado
11-28-2006, 07:11 PM
Microsoft Land became notorious because...

Mangachaos
11-28-2006, 09:23 PM
...they made many mistakes and...

SeymourGuado
11-28-2006, 09:30 PM
...charged customers ridiculous prices for...

Mangachaos
11-29-2006, 05:15 AM
...useless services and this meant...

Locke
12-02-2006, 08:28 AM
... that they weren't very good ...

Mangachaos
12-03-2006, 04:17 AM
...at helping people out because...

Lance Alvein
12-04-2006, 12:18 AM
... they were really aliens! This ...

Mangachaos
12-06-2006, 05:06 AM
...proves how stupid they were...

Lance Alvein
12-06-2006, 10:33 AM
... as alien technology should be ...

Mangachaos
12-07-2006, 07:27 PM
...advanced.. but it also make...

Lance Alvein
12-07-2006, 07:38 PM
... plenty of entertaining problems when ...

Mangachaos
12-08-2006, 05:15 AM
...they also DO attack peoples...

MizuiroHime
12-10-2006, 04:52 AM
..therefore mermaids decided to kill...

Mangachaos
12-10-2006, 07:54 AM
...microsoftīs boss no one... however...

Locke
12-10-2006, 12:32 PM
... seemed to miss the boss...

Mangachaos
12-10-2006, 10:11 PM
...all the time due to...

Locke
12-12-2006, 10:27 PM
... his ability to reappear after ...

Mangachaos
12-15-2006, 07:23 PM
...he seemed to be killed...

jetblue
12-15-2006, 10:04 PM
cause he was a hologram....

Mangachaos
12-16-2006, 10:15 AM
...and the meirmaids didnīt understand...

jetblue
01-02-2007, 02:52 PM
so they swam away to.......

Mangachaos
01-09-2007, 01:29 PM
...learn about how holograms work.

Blade Tanaka
01-29-2007, 06:55 AM
It turns out that when...

Geosgaeno
02-02-2007, 11:55 AM
...when you look through the...

eViL bAz
02-02-2007, 12:57 PM
...black thingy that came out...

Lance Alvein
02-08-2007, 03:19 PM
... two days before all the ...

Mangachaos
02-10-2007, 01:58 PM
...chaos happened, It would be...

The Dragon Master
02-10-2007, 11:37 PM
...useless and that resistance was...

jetblue
02-12-2007, 02:09 AM
too late to help the....

Lance Alvein
02-13-2007, 02:18 PM
... poor people who were stuck ...

The Dragon Master
02-14-2007, 11:44 AM
... in the large and sticky ...

Mangachaos
02-15-2007, 09:19 PM
...goo of the most ugly...

Lance Alvein
02-16-2007, 10:00 PM
... and horrible substance known to ...

FlashFirer
02-18-2007, 06:02 PM
...humans and aliens alike, which...

Lance Alvein
02-19-2007, 09:41 AM
... has since been named the ...

The Dragon Master
02-20-2007, 01:20 PM
...Goo Monster from heck. This...

Lance Alvein
02-22-2007, 06:26 PM
... became a problem for the ...

jetblue
03-17-2007, 12:22 AM
anti goo supporters in the......

Lance Alvein
03-17-2007, 10:11 AM
... mermaid resistance force, so they ...

Blade Tanaka
03-18-2007, 11:18 PM
... went to Mexico for some ...

Lance Alvein
03-20-2007, 07:42 PM
...R&R. This caused many other ....

jetblue
03-29-2007, 01:56 AM
burrito places to close down....

Lance Alvein
03-31-2007, 08:43 AM
... as they could not keep ...

Giea
04-01-2007, 04:11 PM
...the burritoes warm and delicious....

jetblue
04-19-2007, 02:06 AM
so a competitor moved in......

Lance Alvein
04-28-2007, 12:44 PM
... and sold reheated burritoes at ...

SeymourGuado
04-28-2007, 01:04 PM
...knocked down prices. Of course...

jetblue
05-08-2007, 09:33 PM
it got the attention of....

tanisthalon
05-09-2007, 02:17 PM
...the spirits of Mayan Priests...

eViL bAz
05-09-2007, 09:41 PM
...they begin to make those...

tanisthalon
05-11-2007, 02:17 PM
...funny lemmings 'Oh NO!!!' sounds...

Mangachaos
05-21-2007, 06:46 PM
...which obviously didnīt work so...

Kilu
05-22-2007, 02:15 AM
...they ran a truck over him!

Blade Tanaka
05-26-2007, 02:38 PM
Then, they made bowel movements...

tanisthalon
05-28-2007, 12:45 AM
...whilst nervous eye twitching caused...

Blade Tanaka
05-30-2007, 10:14 AM
... an entire platoon of exploxive...

kai
05-30-2007, 02:58 PM
. . . chipmunks to emit deadly radiation . . .

Blade Tanaka
06-07-2007, 09:49 AM
... into the stratosphere, making the...

jetblue
06-10-2007, 01:07 PM
vegetation mutate to papaya sized.....

Blade Tanaka
06-13-2007, 07:10 AM
... excerment balls. These balls hurtled...

Geosgaeno
06-13-2007, 08:23 AM
...towards a binary star system...

jetblue
07-17-2007, 09:30 PM
inhabited by grumpy furries that.....

FlashFirer
08-04-2007, 10:14 PM
...were trapped in there because...

Mangachaos
11-02-2007, 08:22 AM
...of space/time problems. This was...

Blade Tanaka
02-20-2008, 09:15 AM
... what cause mitosis in tiny...

Lance Alvein
02-20-2008, 09:29 AM
... molecules that were once used ...

FlashFirer
02-20-2008, 11:31 AM
...in a secret evil experiment...

Blade Tanaka
02-21-2008, 12:36 AM
... This experiment involved taking large ...

Mangachaos
03-01-2008, 02:54 AM
...amounts of crap from the...

FlashFirer
03-01-2008, 08:56 AM
... Toilet Seat of (Guess what?)...

Blade Tanaka
03-01-2008, 10:03 PM
... Uranus! Which was changed to...

Kilu
03-02-2008, 07:31 AM
...handfull of beans, straight out...

Giea
03-02-2008, 10:13 AM
...of Kilu's mom's kitchen. However...

Mangachaos
03-04-2008, 12:52 AM
...what she didn´t know was...

Blade Tanaka
03-04-2008, 01:36 PM
... that the beans were re-fried...

Mangachaos
03-05-2008, 05:34 AM
... and put into a big...

FlashFirer
03-05-2008, 10:43 AM
...magenta-coloured and brilliantly designed...

Mangachaos
03-06-2008, 10:32 AM
...box that had this strange...

Blade Tanaka
03-06-2008, 11:34 AM
... cod-liver spots, with tiny magnetic...

tanisthalon
03-07-2008, 12:56 PM
...Doctor Who fridge magnets, pulsating...

Blade Tanaka
03-10-2008, 08:03 AM
... every five seconds, so that...

Mangachaos
03-11-2008, 02:20 AM
...it just might blow up...

Blade Tanaka
03-13-2008, 07:05 PM
... into a star shapped patern.

Mangachaos
03-17-2008, 05:31 AM
This pattern was however a...

Blade Tanaka
03-31-2008, 01:38 PM
... black gate that lead to...

tanisthalon
03-31-2008, 01:48 PM
...a place of infinite mesmerizing...

Mangachaos
03-31-2008, 10:34 PM
...nothingless that could be a...

Blade Tanaka
04-08-2008, 05:24 PM
... monkey, or a bannana. Depeding...

Mangachaos
04-10-2008, 11:53 PM
...on which flavour is set...

Giea
04-11-2008, 08:30 AM
...on the temperature of today.

tanisthalon
04-13-2008, 08:55 AM
...Bare in mind the inconsequential...

Locke
04-21-2008, 07:54 PM
... randomness that exists when the ...

Mangachaos
05-16-2008, 06:22 PM
...flavour is set to another...

tanisthalon
05-18-2008, 01:40 AM
...colour, depicting reality as truly...

Mangachaos
05-19-2008, 04:25 AM
...as can ever be! However...

tanisthalon
05-19-2008, 12:15 PM
...the fabric of time and...

Mangachaos
05-31-2008, 04:36 PM
...space might sometime EXPLODE due...

Locke Cole
06-01-2008, 08:04 AM
...to a large number of...

Marona
06-01-2008, 05:33 PM
super powerful sexy demented rabites!

tanisthalon
06-02-2008, 01:36 PM
...Hell bent on world domination...

Kilu
06-02-2008, 03:33 PM
...using only pies as weapons.

eViL bAz
06-02-2008, 03:45 PM
Suddenly a Bunch of Gieas...

Kilu
06-02-2008, 03:50 PM
...stepped on all the pies...

eViL bAz
06-02-2008, 03:52 PM
...,making all of us think...

Giea
06-03-2008, 10:45 PM
...Giea is the super destructo...

Locke Cole
06-04-2008, 03:16 AM
...mashmellow man of doom! What...

Giea
06-08-2008, 01:12 PM
...a pleasure to have him...

Marona
06-08-2008, 01:57 PM
...as our loveable marshmallow man...

Locke Cole
06-11-2008, 12:50 PM
...of doom! But don't forget...

Blade Tanaka
06-12-2008, 05:30 PM
... when you see a marshmellow...

Yuffie
06-30-2008, 03:23 PM
..always show caution in case...

(yay! So glad this is still going!)

Kilu
07-01-2008, 07:07 AM
...ass whooping! While it might...

Giea
07-01-2008, 01:45 PM
....eat you dead or alive!...

Yuffie
07-06-2008, 02:05 PM
Muffins, on the other hand...

Kilu
07-07-2008, 09:43 AM
...could be laced with anything...

Giea
07-10-2008, 07:51 PM
...such as icing or arsenic....

Locke Cole
11-03-2008, 07:26 PM
...but would still be very...

Kilu
11-03-2008, 08:39 PM
...delicious! What might this massive...

Cyrano de Hero
11-09-2008, 10:32 AM
poison muffin be capable of?

Locke Cole
11-11-2008, 04:14 AM
You guessed it! Its actually...

Zedie9
04-05-2009, 12:33 AM
...stale now. It's even growing...

Locke Cole
04-07-2009, 06:03 AM
...smaller poison muffins on top...

Kilu
04-07-2009, 07:35 AM
...of the awesome looking honey...

Zedie9
04-07-2009, 10:05 AM
...that originally topped it. Someone...

Giea
04-10-2009, 01:36 PM
...is in the kitchen cooking....

Zedie9
04-13-2009, 12:28 AM
...pieces of Giea. Pepper would...

Marona
04-13-2009, 01:48 PM
...pieces of Giea. Pepper would...
...Turn white instead of black...

Locke Cole
04-14-2009, 10:04 AM
...if it was mixed with...

Pezito
04-14-2009, 01:59 PM
... the secret ingredient. But who...

MizuiroHime
04-14-2009, 02:47 PM
...would know this ingredient unless...

Zedie9
04-15-2009, 12:34 AM
...it was Giea. But Giea...

Locke Cole
04-22-2009, 05:23 AM
...was not willing to reveal...

Pezito
04-22-2009, 02:28 PM
... such a valuable information ! Until...

Marona
04-22-2009, 02:45 PM
...Giea's spirit came to visit...

Zedie9
04-23-2009, 12:23 AM
...out of his body. It...

Kilu
04-23-2009, 07:10 AM
...ate all the sandwiches! Why...

Marona
04-25-2009, 06:03 PM
...would a ghost eat sandwiches?...

Zedie9
04-25-2009, 11:03 PM
Now Kilu was hungry. He...

Kilu
04-26-2009, 05:31 AM
...ate all the other sandwiches...

MizuiroHime
04-26-2009, 02:54 PM
...and went to the beach...

Zedie9
04-27-2009, 12:14 AM
...where he stripped nekkid and...

Pezito
04-28-2009, 05:41 PM
... went surfing on a giant...

Locke Cole
05-26-2009, 06:43 AM
...sand castle which was created...

Pezito
06-04-2009, 06:19 AM
... by Shigeru Miyamoto, because he...