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Lance Alvein
08-23-2006, 08:00 AM
... thought that they were the ...
Locke
08-23-2006, 10:05 AM
... shiznit, when in fact they ...
Lance Alvein
08-23-2006, 03:02 PM
... were the exact opposite. This ...
PRIEST
08-24-2006, 10:12 AM
... began a war between the ...
Lance Alvein
08-26-2006, 10:58 AM
... lollipop children and the limbomen.
PRIEST
08-27-2006, 08:52 AM
It was a funny war...
FlashFirer
08-27-2006, 10:19 AM
..which went on for twenty...
Lance Alvein
08-27-2006, 10:47 AM
... minutes, until somebody decided that ...
Locke
08-28-2006, 08:43 AM
... lollipop children make really good ...
Lance Alvein
08-28-2006, 09:00 AM
... snacks. They then hunted the ...
Locke
08-28-2006, 01:19 PM
... poor lollipop children down for ...
Lance Alvein
08-29-2006, 09:44 AM
... the added pleasure of being ...
Locke
08-29-2006, 11:12 AM
... stupid and made purely of ...
Squallmuzza
08-29-2006, 01:23 PM
.....plasticine and other related by-products.........
Lance Alvein
08-29-2006, 01:38 PM
... of things that will not ...
(please turn off your sig in this thread)
Locke
08-29-2006, 04:23 PM
... explode on contact with a ...
Lance Alvein
08-29-2006, 04:53 PM
... human body. This caused much ...
Locke
08-29-2006, 05:19 PM
... confusion in the land of ...
Yuffie
08-30-2006, 04:29 AM
...Zork. The Zorkians, known for...
(I feel I've been neglecting the story lately :amazed:)
SeymourGuado
08-30-2006, 04:38 AM
...their attention to detail decided...
(I wouldn't worry Yuffie, this isn't a story it is a wacky neverending....thing)
Locke
08-30-2006, 08:43 AM
... that cheese whiz would no ....
..longer be eaten in Zorkland..
Squallmuzza
08-30-2006, 12:47 PM
....as nudity laws seemingly required....
(soz bout sig, missed the switchy off doohicky)
eViL bAz
08-30-2006, 01:43 PM
...But this wasn't really the...
Yuffie
08-30-2006, 04:13 PM
...main concern at the time...
Locke
08-30-2006, 04:15 PM
... as the public nudity seemed ....
Lance Alvein
08-31-2006, 03:51 PM
... not to explode people, unlike ...
Locke
09-01-2006, 08:43 AM
... military grade C4 that seemed ...
Squallmuzza
09-01-2006, 12:35 PM
....slightly unworthy of my love....
Yuffie
09-01-2006, 04:14 PM
...despite its strangely erotic appearance.
(that stuff just reminds me of "silly putty" :D)
EDIT!
Not that I find silly putty OR C4 erotic. Just want to let you all know.
PRIEST
09-02-2006, 09:34 PM
None of the Zorkians realized...
Lance Alvein
09-03-2006, 02:01 PM
... that C4 was erotic, so ...
Locke
09-04-2006, 09:58 AM
... instead they used it as ...
Lance Alvein
09-04-2006, 11:22 AM
... a way to seal the ...
Squallmuzza
09-05-2006, 10:35 AM
.... slightly pregnant ewe's inner passages......
Lance Alvein
09-05-2006, 01:59 PM
... for science. This caused much ...
Locke
09-05-2006, 03:42 PM
... agony and pain for the ...
PRIEST
09-05-2006, 06:29 PM
... exotic bacteria growing inside it.
jetblue
09-06-2006, 02:25 AM
So penicillan was injected before....
Squallmuzza
09-06-2006, 10:46 AM
.... the splange mechanism exploded during.....
Locke
09-07-2006, 09:45 AM
... the prequal stages of a ...
Squallmuzza
09-07-2006, 10:55 AM
.... war of attrition involving fleshy....
SeymourGuado
09-07-2006, 12:19 PM
...seeking Zombies. The penicillin was...
Locke
09-07-2006, 03:37 PM
... much like crack to the ...
Lance Alvein
09-07-2006, 05:02 PM
... zombies, so it caused them ....
Squallmuzza
09-08-2006, 09:54 AM
... to delicately explode in special....
Locke
09-14-2006, 12:13 PM
... puff's of light that were ...
jetblue
09-14-2006, 12:20 PM
used like lighthouses for ships....
Locke
09-14-2006, 12:28 PM
... that were adrift in the ...
eViL bAz
09-14-2006, 12:41 PM
...inmense sea of orange drink...
Lance Alvein
09-14-2006, 02:14 PM
... that originated from a whale's ...
Locke
09-15-2006, 10:32 AM
... urethra. This was a very ...
Lance Alvein
09-17-2006, 02:17 PM
... strange thing to happen, as ...
Skikkles
09-17-2006, 08:08 PM
...urethral flow in a whale...
Lance Alvein
09-17-2006, 08:19 PM
... is not often orange drink.
Locke
09-18-2006, 10:09 AM
Pee Wee Herman then jumped ...
jetblue
09-19-2006, 12:33 PM
to his death after seeing......
Locke
09-19-2006, 12:49 PM
... the long term effects that ...
Squallmuzza
09-21-2006, 09:25 AM
... eggs cause to internal organs...
Locke
09-21-2006, 11:52 AM
... in migits and pygmy hippo's.
Lance Alvein
09-21-2006, 08:21 PM
This led to a series ...
Squallmuzza
09-23-2006, 11:09 AM
... of non-eventful x-ray experiments on...
Lance Alvein
09-24-2006, 02:05 PM
... the people formerly known as ...
Squallmuzza
09-25-2006, 10:28 AM
... the chipmunks: Alvin, Simon... Theodore ....
Locke
09-25-2006, 10:53 AM
... chip, dale, and porky pig.
. . . all went down to the . . .
Squallmuzza
09-26-2006, 08:53 AM
... bar for a good piss-up...
Lance Alvein
09-26-2006, 02:42 PM
... that turned into something that ...
Locke
09-27-2006, 10:17 AM
... could be called roadkill and ...
Lance Alvein
09-28-2006, 06:06 PM
... was sent to a place ...
Locke
09-29-2006, 03:23 PM
... where it would be considered...
Lance Alvein
10-01-2006, 02:20 PM
... legally dead. This caused controversy ...
Squallmuzza
10-02-2006, 08:03 AM
... in small increments throughout Jamaica...
Locke
10-02-2006, 08:58 AM
... as the chipmunk and pig ...
Lance Alvein
10-03-2006, 01:52 PM
... populations found out that they ...
PRIEST
10-03-2006, 06:17 PM
... were no longer able to ...
Locke
10-04-2006, 08:36 AM
... procreate. This made them very ...
Lance Alvein
10-05-2006, 01:52 PM
... sad and they killed themselves.
jetblue
10-10-2006, 09:20 PM
But the androids they made.....
Lance Alvein
10-12-2006, 04:45 PM
... did not. They later became ...
jetblue
10-26-2006, 08:48 PM
components for the wii and.....
Mangachaos
10-26-2006, 10:48 PM
...many others that may have...
jetblue
11-03-2006, 01:56 PM
been used for the ps3.....
Mangachaos
11-04-2006, 12:29 AM
...s crual games as well...
Lance Alvein
11-05-2006, 01:52 PM
... as the ultimate horror... The ...
jetblue
11-14-2006, 10:50 PM
components were inferior quality so......
Mangachaos
11-15-2006, 08:18 PM
...they simply broke and then...
M.H.A.Q.S.
11-17-2006, 08:45 AM
ummm, where was I teh...
Lance Alvein
11-19-2006, 03:32 PM
... people stole them all. This ...
SeymourGuado
11-19-2006, 04:05 PM
...caused a sales disaster for...
Lance Alvein
11-19-2006, 05:36 PM
... the many sellers of things ...
Blade Tanaka
11-21-2006, 11:28 AM
... things that could lick giant...
Mangachaos
11-22-2006, 01:17 AM
...cables connected to a big...
jetblue
11-24-2006, 11:20 PM
train that led to that......
Mangachaos
11-25-2006, 02:45 AM
...doomforsaken land of eternal damnation...
Locke
11-28-2006, 06:51 PM
... also known as Microsoft Land.
SeymourGuado
11-28-2006, 07:11 PM
Microsoft Land became notorious because...
Mangachaos
11-28-2006, 09:23 PM
...they made many mistakes and...
SeymourGuado
11-28-2006, 09:30 PM
...charged customers ridiculous prices for...
Mangachaos
11-29-2006, 05:15 AM
...useless services and this meant...
Locke
12-02-2006, 08:28 AM
... that they weren't very good ...
Mangachaos
12-03-2006, 04:17 AM
...at helping people out because...
Lance Alvein
12-04-2006, 12:18 AM
... they were really aliens! This ...
Mangachaos
12-06-2006, 05:06 AM
...proves how stupid they were...
Lance Alvein
12-06-2006, 10:33 AM
... as alien technology should be ...
Mangachaos
12-07-2006, 07:27 PM
...advanced.. but it also make...
Lance Alvein
12-07-2006, 07:38 PM
... plenty of entertaining problems when ...
Mangachaos
12-08-2006, 05:15 AM
...they also DO attack peoples...
MizuiroHime
12-10-2006, 04:52 AM
..therefore mermaids decided to kill...
Mangachaos
12-10-2006, 07:54 AM
...microsoftīs boss no one... however...
Locke
12-10-2006, 12:32 PM
... seemed to miss the boss...
Mangachaos
12-10-2006, 10:11 PM
...all the time due to...
Locke
12-12-2006, 10:27 PM
... his ability to reappear after ...
Mangachaos
12-15-2006, 07:23 PM
...he seemed to be killed...
jetblue
12-15-2006, 10:04 PM
cause he was a hologram....
Mangachaos
12-16-2006, 10:15 AM
...and the meirmaids didnīt understand...
jetblue
01-02-2007, 02:52 PM
so they swam away to.......
Mangachaos
01-09-2007, 01:29 PM
...learn about how holograms work.
Blade Tanaka
01-29-2007, 06:55 AM
It turns out that when...
Geosgaeno
02-02-2007, 11:55 AM
...when you look through the...
eViL bAz
02-02-2007, 12:57 PM
...black thingy that came out...
Lance Alvein
02-08-2007, 03:19 PM
... two days before all the ...
Mangachaos
02-10-2007, 01:58 PM
...chaos happened, It would be...
The Dragon Master
02-10-2007, 11:37 PM
...useless and that resistance was...
jetblue
02-12-2007, 02:09 AM
too late to help the....
Lance Alvein
02-13-2007, 02:18 PM
... poor people who were stuck ...
The Dragon Master
02-14-2007, 11:44 AM
... in the large and sticky ...
Mangachaos
02-15-2007, 09:19 PM
...goo of the most ugly...
Lance Alvein
02-16-2007, 10:00 PM
... and horrible substance known to ...
FlashFirer
02-18-2007, 06:02 PM
...humans and aliens alike, which...
Lance Alvein
02-19-2007, 09:41 AM
... has since been named the ...
The Dragon Master
02-20-2007, 01:20 PM
...Goo Monster from heck. This...
Lance Alvein
02-22-2007, 06:26 PM
... became a problem for the ...
jetblue
03-17-2007, 12:22 AM
anti goo supporters in the......
Lance Alvein
03-17-2007, 10:11 AM
... mermaid resistance force, so they ...
Blade Tanaka
03-18-2007, 11:18 PM
... went to Mexico for some ...
Lance Alvein
03-20-2007, 07:42 PM
...R&R. This caused many other ....
jetblue
03-29-2007, 01:56 AM
burrito places to close down....
Lance Alvein
03-31-2007, 08:43 AM
... as they could not keep ...
...the burritoes warm and delicious....
jetblue
04-19-2007, 02:06 AM
so a competitor moved in......
Lance Alvein
04-28-2007, 12:44 PM
... and sold reheated burritoes at ...
SeymourGuado
04-28-2007, 01:04 PM
...knocked down prices. Of course...
jetblue
05-08-2007, 09:33 PM
it got the attention of....
tanisthalon
05-09-2007, 02:17 PM
...the spirits of Mayan Priests...
eViL bAz
05-09-2007, 09:41 PM
...they begin to make those...
tanisthalon
05-11-2007, 02:17 PM
...funny lemmings 'Oh NO!!!' sounds...
Mangachaos
05-21-2007, 06:46 PM
...which obviously didnīt work so...
...they ran a truck over him!
Blade Tanaka
05-26-2007, 02:38 PM
Then, they made bowel movements...
tanisthalon
05-28-2007, 12:45 AM
...whilst nervous eye twitching caused...
Blade Tanaka
05-30-2007, 10:14 AM
... an entire platoon of exploxive...
. . . chipmunks to emit deadly radiation . . .
Blade Tanaka
06-07-2007, 09:49 AM
... into the stratosphere, making the...
jetblue
06-10-2007, 01:07 PM
vegetation mutate to papaya sized.....
Blade Tanaka
06-13-2007, 07:10 AM
... excerment balls. These balls hurtled...
Geosgaeno
06-13-2007, 08:23 AM
...towards a binary star system...
jetblue
07-17-2007, 09:30 PM
inhabited by grumpy furries that.....
FlashFirer
08-04-2007, 10:14 PM
...were trapped in there because...
Mangachaos
11-02-2007, 08:22 AM
...of space/time problems. This was...
Blade Tanaka
02-20-2008, 09:15 AM
... what cause mitosis in tiny...
Lance Alvein
02-20-2008, 09:29 AM
... molecules that were once used ...
FlashFirer
02-20-2008, 11:31 AM
...in a secret evil experiment...
Blade Tanaka
02-21-2008, 12:36 AM
... This experiment involved taking large ...
Mangachaos
03-01-2008, 02:54 AM
...amounts of crap from the...
FlashFirer
03-01-2008, 08:56 AM
... Toilet Seat of (Guess what?)...
Blade Tanaka
03-01-2008, 10:03 PM
... Uranus! Which was changed to...
...handfull of beans, straight out...
...of Kilu's mom's kitchen. However...
Mangachaos
03-04-2008, 12:52 AM
...what she didn´t know was...
Blade Tanaka
03-04-2008, 01:36 PM
... that the beans were re-fried...
Mangachaos
03-05-2008, 05:34 AM
... and put into a big...
FlashFirer
03-05-2008, 10:43 AM
...magenta-coloured and brilliantly designed...
Mangachaos
03-06-2008, 10:32 AM
...box that had this strange...
Blade Tanaka
03-06-2008, 11:34 AM
... cod-liver spots, with tiny magnetic...
tanisthalon
03-07-2008, 12:56 PM
...Doctor Who fridge magnets, pulsating...
Blade Tanaka
03-10-2008, 08:03 AM
... every five seconds, so that...
Mangachaos
03-11-2008, 02:20 AM
...it just might blow up...
Blade Tanaka
03-13-2008, 07:05 PM
... into a star shapped patern.
Mangachaos
03-17-2008, 05:31 AM
This pattern was however a...
Blade Tanaka
03-31-2008, 01:38 PM
... black gate that lead to...
tanisthalon
03-31-2008, 01:48 PM
...a place of infinite mesmerizing...
Mangachaos
03-31-2008, 10:34 PM
...nothingless that could be a...
Blade Tanaka
04-08-2008, 05:24 PM
... monkey, or a bannana. Depeding...
Mangachaos
04-10-2008, 11:53 PM
...on which flavour is set...
...on the temperature of today.
tanisthalon
04-13-2008, 08:55 AM
...Bare in mind the inconsequential...
Locke
04-21-2008, 07:54 PM
... randomness that exists when the ...
Mangachaos
05-16-2008, 06:22 PM
...flavour is set to another...
tanisthalon
05-18-2008, 01:40 AM
...colour, depicting reality as truly...
Mangachaos
05-19-2008, 04:25 AM
...as can ever be! However...
tanisthalon
05-19-2008, 12:15 PM
...the fabric of time and...
Mangachaos
05-31-2008, 04:36 PM
...space might sometime EXPLODE due...
Locke Cole
06-01-2008, 08:04 AM
...to a large number of...
Marona
06-01-2008, 05:33 PM
super powerful sexy demented rabites!
tanisthalon
06-02-2008, 01:36 PM
...Hell bent on world domination...
...using only pies as weapons.
eViL bAz
06-02-2008, 03:45 PM
Suddenly a Bunch of Gieas...
...stepped on all the pies...
eViL bAz
06-02-2008, 03:52 PM
...,making all of us think...
...Giea is the super destructo...
Locke Cole
06-04-2008, 03:16 AM
...mashmellow man of doom! What...
...a pleasure to have him...
Marona
06-08-2008, 01:57 PM
...as our loveable marshmallow man...
Locke Cole
06-11-2008, 12:50 PM
...of doom! But don't forget...
Blade Tanaka
06-12-2008, 05:30 PM
... when you see a marshmellow...
Yuffie
06-30-2008, 03:23 PM
..always show caution in case...
(yay! So glad this is still going!)
...ass whooping! While it might...
....eat you dead or alive!...
Yuffie
07-06-2008, 02:05 PM
Muffins, on the other hand...
...could be laced with anything...
...such as icing or arsenic....
Locke Cole
11-03-2008, 07:26 PM
...but would still be very...
...delicious! What might this massive...
Cyrano de Hero
11-09-2008, 10:32 AM
poison muffin be capable of?
Locke Cole
11-11-2008, 04:14 AM
You guessed it! Its actually...
Zedie9
04-05-2009, 12:33 AM
...stale now. It's even growing...
Locke Cole
04-07-2009, 06:03 AM
...smaller poison muffins on top...
...of the awesome looking honey...
Zedie9
04-07-2009, 10:05 AM
...that originally topped it. Someone...
...is in the kitchen cooking....
Zedie9
04-13-2009, 12:28 AM
...pieces of Giea. Pepper would...
Marona
04-13-2009, 01:48 PM
...pieces of Giea. Pepper would...
...Turn white instead of black...
Locke Cole
04-14-2009, 10:04 AM
...if it was mixed with...
Pezito
04-14-2009, 01:59 PM
... the secret ingredient. But who...
MizuiroHime
04-14-2009, 02:47 PM
...would know this ingredient unless...
Zedie9
04-15-2009, 12:34 AM
...it was Giea. But Giea...
Locke Cole
04-22-2009, 05:23 AM
...was not willing to reveal...
Pezito
04-22-2009, 02:28 PM
... such a valuable information ! Until...
Marona
04-22-2009, 02:45 PM
...Giea's spirit came to visit...
Zedie9
04-23-2009, 12:23 AM
...out of his body. It...
...ate all the sandwiches! Why...
Marona
04-25-2009, 06:03 PM
...would a ghost eat sandwiches?...
Zedie9
04-25-2009, 11:03 PM
Now Kilu was hungry. He...
...ate all the other sandwiches...
MizuiroHime
04-26-2009, 02:54 PM
...and went to the beach...
Zedie9
04-27-2009, 12:14 AM
...where he stripped nekkid and...
Pezito
04-28-2009, 05:41 PM
... went surfing on a giant...
Locke Cole
05-26-2009, 06:43 AM
...sand castle which was created...
Pezito
06-04-2009, 06:19 AM
... by Shigeru Miyamoto, because he...
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