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Lance Alvein
02-24-2006, 07:55 AM
... who were then forced to ...
Cyrano de Hero
02-24-2006, 03:44 PM
flip out and kill people.
Lance Alvein
02-25-2006, 11:59 AM
This forced many people to ...
Locke
02-25-2006, 06:34 PM
... hide in fear of the ...
Lance Alvein
02-25-2006, 06:35 PM
... infinite wisdom of the ancient ...
Locke
02-25-2006, 08:27 PM
... origami ninja slayers, which was ...
tanisthalon
02-26-2006, 09:58 AM
...bold to say the least...
Locke
02-26-2006, 12:26 PM
... as there was nothing that ...
tanisthalon
02-26-2006, 01:07 PM
...the people could do but...
Lance Alvein
02-26-2006, 02:17 PM
... wait. This forced many people ...
tanisthalon
02-26-2006, 05:39 PM
...away from free will, into...
Locke
02-26-2006, 06:15 PM
... the enforced mind-slavery of the ...
Lance Alvein
02-27-2006, 05:34 AM
... people of the blue, who ...
Locke
02-27-2006, 09:12 AM
... were the slaves of the ...
tanisthalon
02-27-2006, 01:28 PM
...creature of the id. The...
Locke
02-27-2006, 01:34 PM
... id is a mysterious and ...
tanisthalon
02-28-2006, 01:31 PM
...powerful creation of the mind...
Locke
02-28-2006, 03:21 PM
... that allows one to use ...
jetblue
02-28-2006, 04:42 PM
the mighty pinky toe that...
tanisthalon
03-01-2006, 01:56 PM
... resides in a flower bed...
eViL bAz
03-01-2006, 02:16 PM
...that is in the forest...
Locke
03-02-2006, 10:46 AM
... of creation, which is the ...
tanisthalon
03-02-2006, 01:26 PM
...setting for the mana war...
Geosgaeno
03-02-2006, 03:10 PM
...which took place eons before...
Lance Alvein
03-02-2006, 03:33 PM
... the id evolved into sentience.
Locke
03-03-2006, 09:53 AM
The mana war was fought ....
jetblue
03-03-2006, 12:33 PM
so they can stop eating....
Geosgaeno
03-03-2006, 12:43 PM
...the strong sauces of tropical...
tanisthalon
03-03-2006, 01:10 PM
...excrement, left by the lesser...
eViL bAz
03-03-2006, 01:30 PM
...exceptical little monsters that are..
Locke
03-03-2006, 02:20 PM
... so common in the lower ...
tanisthalon
03-04-2006, 07:30 AM
...plain of existence, that only...
Lance Alvein
03-04-2006, 12:06 PM
... those with high resistance can ...
Locke
03-04-2006, 07:24 PM
... manage to survive in the ...
Lance Alvein
03-04-2006, 07:54 PM
... devastating place known only as ...
jetblue
03-05-2006, 03:08 PM
the gymbag of earth,aka...
Yuffie
03-05-2006, 05:41 PM
...Jet's underpants. A holy land...
Geosgaeno
03-05-2006, 07:50 PM
...scattered with shrines which ressembled...
tanisthalon
03-06-2006, 02:28 AM
...side walking crustaceans, that glowed...
Yuffie
03-06-2006, 06:35 AM
...and melted under intense heat.
Lance Alvein
03-06-2006, 10:39 AM
Because of the intense heat, ...
Geosgaeno
03-06-2006, 12:17 PM
... the creatures called krikisuamils invented...
Locke
03-06-2006, 01:02 PM
... an uber umbrella that allowed ...
Yuffie
03-06-2006, 02:34 PM
...the aforementioned little monsters to...
Locke
03-06-2006, 03:08 PM
... survive in the extreme conditions ...
Cyrano de Hero
03-06-2006, 07:37 PM
of early, painful, infrequent urinations.
Galthol
03-07-2006, 03:03 AM
So this caused the krikisuamils...
Yuffie
03-07-2006, 07:50 AM
...to attack the monsters using...
Locke
03-07-2006, 12:56 PM
... their sharp, pointy teeth. This ...
Lance Alvein
03-07-2006, 01:54 PM
... brought death and despair to ...
Locke
03-07-2006, 02:18 PM
... the odd crab-like creatures, wreaking ...
tanisthalon
03-07-2006, 02:58 PM
...havoc with the gene pool...
Geosgaeno
03-07-2006, 03:47 PM
...of a small rectangular cyclops...
Locke
03-07-2006, 04:37 PM
... that actually had two eyes ...
Geosgaeno
03-07-2006, 04:55 PM
...on the soles of their...
Locke
03-07-2006, 05:32 PM
.. rectangular feet. This was very ...
Geosgaeno
03-07-2006, 05:39 PM
...very squaryhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biglaugh.gif indeed but then...
Locke
03-07-2006, 05:44 PM
... again that was what they ...
jetblue
03-08-2006, 04:05 AM
use to see in darkness....
Yuffie
03-08-2006, 05:07 AM
...in the depths of the...
Locke
03-08-2006, 11:38 AM
... rectangular depths of their own ...
eViL bAz
03-09-2006, 12:18 PM
...bathroom, the same that he....
Locke
03-09-2006, 12:22 PM
... himself would have seen, had He ...
Galthol
03-09-2006, 01:03 PM
...been able to see in...
Lance Alvein
03-09-2006, 03:31 PM
... the dark. This caused considerable ...
Yuffie
03-10-2006, 05:12 AM
...trauma to the happy little...
Geosgaeno
03-10-2006, 05:44 AM
...munchkins on the red brick...
Locke
03-10-2006, 07:22 AM
... house's, which caused numerous yellow ...
Geosgaeno
03-10-2006, 07:34 AM
...bricks to form a road...
tanisthalon
03-10-2006, 07:38 AM
...to a distant wonderfall wizard...
Locke
03-10-2006, 08:16 AM
...with an abnormally large head.
Geosgaeno
03-10-2006, 08:17 AM
He gave scarecrows brains and...
(looks like we posted at same time)
Locke
03-10-2006, 09:34 AM
.. lions courage, but he still...
Geosgaeno
03-10-2006, 10:20 AM
...couldnt stop tornado's ripping down...
Locke
03-10-2006, 10:38 AM
... his trailer park. This made ...
tanisthalon
03-10-2006, 02:10 PM
...sense to the weathermen, forecasting...
Locke
03-10-2006, 02:45 PM
... clear skies with the occasional ...
Geosgaeno
03-10-2006, 03:49 PM
...volcanic eruption between the peaks...
Cyrano de Hero
03-10-2006, 09:56 PM
from the nearby Mt. Poopypants...
Lance Alvein
03-11-2006, 12:07 PM
... that would eventually destroy the ...
Yuffie
03-11-2006, 12:37 PM
...wonder that is antartica and...
tanisthalon
03-11-2006, 05:16 PM
...end the last stand against...
Galthol
03-11-2006, 11:46 PM
...the giant raving cosmonauts. Next...
Lance Alvein
03-12-2006, 12:04 PM
... it would start to eat ...
Yuffie
03-12-2006, 06:23 PM
...all the penguins in the...
kaserdan
03-13-2006, 01:06 AM
...linux conventions. This is why...
jetblue
03-13-2006, 04:16 AM
they couldnt eat neopolitan ice-cream....
Yuffie
03-13-2006, 06:58 AM
...the mint disagreed with their...
Geosgaeno
03-13-2006, 07:40 AM
...high court rulings but even...
kaserdan
03-13-2006, 04:05 PM
... the pope dared peeping on...
Yuffie
03-13-2006, 06:13 PM
...the pretty poppy penguin parade.
Locke
03-13-2006, 06:36 PM
, also known as the PPPP.
The Dragon Master
03-13-2006, 10:13 PM
Which is known for their...
Galthol
03-14-2006, 01:12 AM
...opium filled cottages in Antartica.
Yuffie
03-14-2006, 04:06 AM
However, the penguins were threatened...
Lance Alvein
03-14-2006, 02:18 PM
... by this act of peeping ...
Locke
03-14-2006, 03:34 PM
, and so responded by shooting ...
Lance Alvein
03-14-2006, 05:29 PM
... the pope in his head.
Yuffie
03-14-2006, 05:43 PM
But the pope survived unharmed!
(I just got bored :p)
Locke
03-14-2006, 06:17 PM
This was seen as a ....
Galthol
03-15-2006, 01:04 AM
...sign form God that the...
Yuffie
03-15-2006, 03:23 AM
...penguins could not pull triggers.
(they have no hands! Ba-dum-CHI!)
Lance Alvein
03-15-2006, 07:34 AM
This caused many people to ...
Locke
03-15-2006, 06:20 PM
... have their heads examined, as ...
Lance Alvein
03-16-2006, 03:31 PM
... they were sure that the ...
kaserdan
03-16-2006, 04:21 PM
... penguins' leader really had hands ...
Locke
03-16-2006, 04:43 PM
... at all. This made for ...
Lance Alvein
03-16-2006, 08:01 PM
... an interesting debate with the ...
The Dragon Master
03-20-2006, 02:11 AM
... Democrats, who still think we ...
jetblue
03-20-2006, 03:47 AM
are communists from the land....
Blade Tanaka
03-21-2006, 12:07 AM
... of Canada where we really...
Locke
03-21-2006, 09:09 AM
... don't live in igloo's or ...
The Dragon Master
03-21-2006, 02:07 PM
... trees. Which is interesting, because ...
Cyrano de Hero
03-21-2006, 08:02 PM
...Canadians live in Wax Museums.
jetblue
03-22-2006, 03:36 AM
Many are lost cause of....
Locke
03-22-2006, 09:10 AM
... smoking habits, but the rest ...
Yuffie
03-23-2006, 09:06 AM
...are just mildly disturbed. So...
Locke
03-23-2006, 09:58 AM
... many of them were put ...
. . . in gas chambers where they . . .
Locke
03-23-2006, 10:24 AM
... learned the folly of their ...
Lance Alvein
03-23-2006, 05:38 PM
... waxy ways, but others thought ...
Blade Tanaka
03-23-2006, 11:54 PM
...that was too cruel so...
Yuffie
03-24-2006, 06:02 AM
...instead they hung, drew and...
Locke
03-24-2006, 09:07 AM
... quarted them instead, and there ...
. . . the Canadians decided they would . . .
Locke
03-24-2006, 10:31 AM
... launch another peacekeeping mission to ...
. . . destroy all life. They began . . .
jetblue
03-25-2006, 03:52 AM
ridding canada of artic roaches....
The Dragon Master
03-25-2006, 12:38 PM
... that actually were essential to ...
Lance Alvein
03-25-2006, 01:30 PM
... the plans of the many ...
The Dragon Master
03-25-2006, 01:40 PM
... elite of the World. Then they ...
tanisthalon
03-26-2006, 10:38 AM
...porduced a vile drink from...
The Dragon Master
03-26-2006, 10:44 AM
... Tarzania that they used on ...
tanisthalon
03-26-2006, 10:45 AM
...the little people and their...
Lance Alvein
03-26-2006, 12:02 PM
... companions. This caused much outrage ...
tanisthalon
03-26-2006, 12:13 PM
...amongst the fairytale world, where...
jetblue
03-26-2006, 04:47 PM
the faires unionized and went....
The Dragon Master
03-26-2006, 05:39 PM
... postal, but what they had...
Geosgaeno
03-26-2006, 06:17 PM
..forgot was that sometimes a...
tanisthalon
03-27-2006, 12:47 PM
...child loses a tooth that...
Yuffie
03-27-2006, 05:31 PM
...can save humanity from the...
Geosgaeno
03-27-2006, 06:16 PM
...dreaded brutal mice of the...
The Dragon Master
03-28-2006, 09:29 AM
...Big Mountain. This caused such...
Yuffie
03-29-2006, 11:04 AM
...a hullabaloo that the elves...
Locke
03-29-2006, 12:18 PM
... decided that they really did ....
Galthol
03-29-2006, 01:12 PM
...need to kill something. The ...
Locke
03-29-2006, 02:01 PM
... obvious target for them was ...
. . . George Bush, who had caused . . .
Locke
03-29-2006, 04:07 PM
... so much pointless and futile ...
The Dragon Master
03-29-2006, 07:39 PM
... happiness, that so many had ...
Locke
03-30-2006, 11:08 AM
... commited suicide from how happy...
Lance Alvein
03-30-2006, 03:53 PM
... they were. Other possible targets ...
The Dragon Master
03-30-2006, 04:01 PM
...were Gumbi, Barney, and Bambi...
Locke
03-30-2006, 04:02 PM
... , Ghandi, pocahantus, and the smurfs...
Geosgaeno
04-01-2006, 09:25 PM
...and they began to stop...
SeymourGuado
04-01-2006, 10:51 PM
...Saddam Hussein from killing Bambi!http://207.210.94.66/%7Erpgn/forums/images/smilies/eyepopping.gif
Lance Alvein
04-02-2006, 12:11 PM
This enraged Saddam, so he ...
Cyrano de Hero
04-02-2006, 07:06 PM
...kicked Bambi in the balls...
The Dragon Master
04-02-2006, 11:35 PM
... and began hugging Barney to...
SeymourGuado
04-03-2006, 10:03 AM
...make sure people didn't think...
Locke
04-03-2006, 12:34 PM
... that he hated all animals, ...
PRIEST
04-04-2006, 09:40 AM
...but Mister Rodgers walked in...
Lance Alvein
04-04-2006, 10:09 AM
... saying, "Where are you, Barney?"
Locke
04-04-2006, 10:16 AM
... and promptly proceeded to implode.
The Dragon Master
04-04-2006, 02:13 PM
This caused much distress in ....
Locke
04-04-2006, 02:16 PM
... the world of cheese-whiz, which...
The Dragon Master
04-04-2006, 02:36 PM
... vehemently defends the rights of ...
Locke
04-04-2006, 02:37 PM
... smurfs and fraggles everywhere, much ....
Cyrano de Hero
04-05-2006, 12:28 AM
...to Mr. Rogers' complete dismay.
Locke
04-05-2006, 10:03 AM
Mr. Rodgers then went into a ...
. . . robot form which could shoot . . .
Locke
04-05-2006, 10:21 AM
... brilliant fuscia beams of energy ...
eViL bAz
04-05-2006, 10:51 AM
...which are suppose to give the...
Locke
04-05-2006, 11:02 AM
... children of the world a ...
. . . bad case of heartburn followed . . .
Locke
04-05-2006, 11:16 AM
...by a scorching case of ...
SeymourGuado
04-05-2006, 11:28 AM
...Spontaneous Human Combustion. The Children...
Locke
04-05-2006, 12:08 PM
... who didn't spontaniously burst into ...
. . . millions of STDs decided to . . .
(acronyms allowed?)
Locke
04-05-2006, 12:11 PM
... form a band the likes ...
jetblue
04-06-2006, 05:33 AM
not even the spicegirls could....
SeymourGuado
04-06-2006, 08:51 AM
...beat for being rubbish. The...
Geosgaeno
04-06-2006, 10:25 AM
...band were a hit amoungst...
Locke
04-06-2006, 10:56 AM
... the wallabies, which were the ...
Geosgaeno
04-06-2006, 10:58 AM
...former brutal army of the...
Locke
04-06-2006, 11:15 AM
... beast of Aaaaargh, which was ...
Lance Alvein
04-06-2006, 04:03 PM
... the rabbit that was kicked ...
Locke
04-06-2006, 04:18 PM
... repeatedly when it was younger...
PRIEST
04-07-2006, 12:19 PM
...by the band. The band...
Locke
04-07-2006, 12:23 PM
... was a group of evil ...
Lance Alvein
04-09-2006, 04:30 PM
... necromancers who loved to set ...
The Dragon Master
04-09-2006, 07:10 PM
... the table for their dear ...
Locke
04-10-2006, 10:55 AM
... old granny, who was dead.
Lance Alvein
04-10-2006, 04:06 PM
The necromancers did this because ...
Locke
04-10-2006, 04:08 PM
... they had a deep love ...
Lance Alvein
04-10-2006, 04:22 PM
... for good manners with the ...
The Dragon Master
04-10-2006, 07:13 PM
... impression that it would be ...
SeymourGuado
04-10-2006, 07:40 PM
...respectful to their dead Gran.
Lance Alvein
04-10-2006, 08:05 PM
This was brought about by ...
Jak-o_the_mist
04-11-2006, 12:38 AM
...an amazing new form of...
jetblue
04-11-2006, 05:20 AM
oragami using living tissue from.....
Lance Alvein
04-11-2006, 10:03 AM
... random corpses. This caused many ...
Locke
04-11-2006, 10:59 AM
... cases of necrophilia amoung the ...
. . . members of the lollypop guild . . .
Locke
04-11-2006, 03:09 PM
... who were also known as ...
PRIEST
04-11-2006, 04:40 PM
... the big people. One day...
Locke
04-11-2006, 05:02 PM
... this necrophilia spread so far ...
SeymourGuado
04-11-2006, 06:12 PM
...that the universe was destroyed. (haha)
Locke
04-11-2006, 06:19 PM
The universe then began to ...
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SeymourGuado
04-11-2006, 06:22 PM
(aww I don't believe you!!!! gyahaha <<<ignore me )
Geosgaeno
04-11-2006, 08:24 PM
...grow once again into the...
Lance Alvein
04-11-2006, 09:36 PM
... overly large & unexplainably different collection ...
(its only 5 words... the & doesn't count :p)
PRIEST
04-11-2006, 09:54 PM
... of pornography called the Internet.
Lance Alvein
04-11-2006, 10:03 PM
This grew into an entire ...
Locke
04-12-2006, 11:10 AM
.... plethora of things that could ...
Lance Alvein
04-12-2006, 11:42 AM
... create many things that would ...
Skikkles
04-12-2006, 12:24 PM
...implode on the single twitch...
Lance Alvein
04-12-2006, 12:31 PM
... from a dyslexic monkey with ...
Locke
04-12-2006, 12:32 PM
... no hair, thus making it ...
. . . a clone of a human . . .
Locke
04-12-2006, 03:13 PM
... with no body hair whatsoever.
Skikkles
04-13-2006, 10:38 AM
... This hairless human clone died. ...
. . . due to its lack of . . .
PRIEST
04-13-2006, 11:53 AM
... a mouth to eat food.
Locke
04-13-2006, 12:31 PM
It did, however, manage to ...
Lance Alvein
04-13-2006, 03:29 PM
... kill several people before it ...
Locke
04-13-2006, 04:02 PM
... expired, mostly with it's freakishly ...
The Dragon Master
04-13-2006, 04:03 PM
... beautiful face which had the ...
Locke
04-13-2006, 04:15 PM
... sublime quality of being able ...
Lance Alvein
04-13-2006, 05:20 PM
... to explode heads if it ...
jetblue
04-17-2006, 05:04 AM
got startled by a pink.....
The Dragon Master
04-17-2006, 10:30 AM
... Easter Egg. Many who saw ...
Skikkles
04-17-2006, 03:48 PM
...it's gorgonish beauty ended with...
Lance Alvein
04-17-2006, 10:47 PM
... death being dealt to them ...
The Dragon Master
04-18-2006, 02:10 PM
... in the most ticklish way.
Jak-o_the_mist
04-19-2006, 01:57 AM
Than in a most astounding...
Lance Alvein
04-19-2006, 12:50 PM
... turn of events, the penguins ...
Locke
04-19-2006, 12:52 PM
... revealed that they could fly ...
(Jak... no sig's ;))
Lance Alvein
04-19-2006, 01:05 PM
... and could also conquer the ...
Locke
04-19-2006, 02:44 PM
... world due to their latent ...
The Dragon Master
04-20-2006, 09:52 AM
... chocolate beer making powers. However, ...
Skikkles
04-20-2006, 03:01 PM
...finger cabbage double-q baby makers...
Lance Alvein
04-20-2006, 03:03 PM
... stole this idea from them ...
jetblue
04-21-2006, 01:16 AM
to bring up the price....
Locke
04-21-2006, 09:26 AM
... of their own chocolate brews...
Lance Alvein
04-21-2006, 11:32 AM
... with the quaint little name ...
Locke
04-21-2006, 11:49 AM
... of chocobrew, which tastes, ironically, ...
Lance Alvein
04-21-2006, 11:53 AM
... nothing like chocolate or brew.
Locke
04-21-2006, 11:54 AM
This made the landlord of ....
PRIEST
04-21-2006, 12:17 PM
... the Fairy Godmother's diseased tower ...
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