The Big Green Temple

[Mithrandir]

Yes! Welcome to the new and improved Big Green Temple...which is two blocks down from the cafe.

For the grand opening I shall release contestants in the maze with a weird cannibal baby running after them. The first one to get out will win a dinner at the cafe!!
Anyone wants to participate?

Yuffie? Zedie? Giea? There will be lucozade, sorcerous orbs and weird things in the maze if that can convice you!

[Giea]

OOoooo Cannibal Babbies Is He The Dinner??? Yumm!! I'm up for the challenge!!

[TrueSephiroth]

I'm in.

I'll just go straight through. I can become my ghost like form remember. I can't pass through too many lairs at a time; So it will take about as long as anyone else. I'll just get there without turning. I'm just doing it for fun you don't even have to count me for a prize. If I get there first I'll double back and try and get out before they do.

I have to much money to worry about a prize.

[Yuffie]

OOH!!! ME ME ME!!! Is there a prize?! :D

[Zedie9]

:D I think I'll tag along with Sephiroth, if he doesn't mind. He seems to remain alive longer than the rest of us. ;) :rofl:

[TrueSephiroth]

Fine with me. I'm not sure how easily You can pass through walls but lets give it a try.

*Shuvs zedie into the wall to see what happens*

Well I didn't quite expect that.

Common lets go.

[silverDistortioN]

you've shoved him so hard he's become embedded in the stone! =o

...oh well. =)

[Locke Cole]

Yes! Welcome to the new and improved Big Green Temple...which is two blocks down from the cafe.

For the grand opening I shall release contestants in the maze with a weird cannibal baby running after them. The first one to get out will win a dinner at the cafe!!
Anyone wants to participate?

Yuffie? Zedie? Giea? There will be lucozade, sorcerous orbs and weird things in the maze if that can convice you!
Cafe? What cafe? :confused:

[Zedie9]

:D Well... see... the Green Temple was on and is a space/time nexus. So... it has multiple doorways to multiple worlds, including the old RPGN Café and the new RPGN Tavern. ;)


:furious: Now someone get me out of this wall! :p

[pikatsu]

What you need, is a pneumatic drill. Say Aaaaa! :ambulance:

[FlashFirer]

I'm on it.
Zedie is in it. ;)
Now, let's take Zedie off this wall...I'm gonna try breaking it with my dupersuper head =D
*Hits wall with head* *breaks wall*
[caps lock]HA! BEWARE THE POWER OF MY HE--*FAINTS*[/caps lock]

[Giea]

*turns into a hawk* Cawwww!! I'm gonna win this race... by cheating! Oh yeah!

[FlashFirer]

But secretly, I am Johnny...the quickier robot ever!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[Zedie9]

:emlaugh: Thanks! You got me out just in time to prevent some madman from drilling my teeth! :search: Where'd he go...? I've got my own 'pneumatic drill'... :evilgrin:


http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/cut.gif

[FlashFirer]

Nice emoticon. ^^ lol

[pikatsu]

Playing Doom lately?

Good thing I'm wearing kevlar. :umbrella:

[Yuffie]

*skips along through the maze and goes through a door*

WOW this must be another dimension!!! :amazed:

A dimension of...sorcerous orbs...?
ARGH!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! I'm back in Silver's brain!!!!!!

.......hey guys come over here there's a whole dimension of sorcerous orbs!!! :evilgrin:

*hides up a random tree with a net*

[silverDistortioN]

sorcerous orbs!?! i resent that! you know i'm much more fascinated with pussy... http://sixty9.servebeer.com/pussy.gif

[Mithrandir]

Anyway, if you contestants are ready I shall release you in the most crazy race inside the mysterious dungeon we call : The Big Green Temple.

Oh btw, you have to bring your own food because I don't have enough money to buy you chocobo eggs....

[silverDistortioN]

oh no! everyone already started!
i guess that means i default to winner...

[Giea]

*Shoots himself, and finds himself in The Temple* weird.. but cool.. yay!

[Zedie9]

i'm much more fascinated with pussy... http://sixty9.servebeer.com/pussy.gif
:D And that fascination is understandable when said pussy twists so beguilingly. ;)

[TrueSephiroth]

*Floats through 3 walls and then takes a break*

Zedie you gonna be able to keep up or can you go through walls too?

[Yuffie]

Wow...cool!!

*runs into a wall*

Seph....*cough* little help?

[Giea]

Oh.. I can help Yuffie *hits Yuffie over the head with an anvil* oops... too bad.. I guess you can't get in now..

[Zedie9]

*tries running after Seph, but trips over Yuffie's body lying on the floor*


Oomph! Ouch! :emlaugh: Eh, Yuffie, sorry. I didn't mean to put my hand on your sorcerous orbs. :amazed:

[FlashFirer]

*Runs to the finish line*
Well, no obstacles, no sweat.
*wins*
HAHGAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!11

[TrueSephiroth]

Flash all you did was get turned around in the maze and come out at the start line!

*Goes through 4 walls*
Ahh crap!
*looks to find part of his cloak still in the wall*

I knew there was a reason I only could do 3.

*cuts cloth at the wall*
Zedie you gonna get over here or do I have to drag you around.

[Yuffie]

*slaps Zedie and throws the cannibal baby at Flash* :p

Just because you won doesn't mean the killer psycho baby can't get you!

[Zedie9]

*slaps Yuffie back (on the backside ;))*

He declared himself winner - it's only official if Mithy says so. :p

[Yuffie]

You're damn lucky that's so well padded I didn't feel it! :evilgrin:

Well in thaaaat case...oh look! There's a hole in this wall that leads to outside the maze! I think I shall go through it.

*goes through*

Wow. I am OUTSIDE THE MAZE. I wonder if I have won! :D

[Giea]

*slips drugs into Yuffie's lucozade* Yuffie!!!!... Here... I got you some *giggle* .. lucozade

[Yuffie]

Cool thanks Giea!!!

*shakes it up and opens it and sprays it over everyone*

As my celebratory lucozade considering there's no champagne! :D

[Mithrandir]

Wait, you thought thah was the finish line? Muhuhahahah! You all fell into a trap!

MUHUHUHAHAHAH! :evillaugh:


Prepare to meet thy doom!

*releases Sphiroth's clone*

[Yuffie]

WOOHOO!!! Now there's 2 of them!!!! :D

*gets the curling tongs*

Now hold still!!!

[TrueSephiroth]

:confused:

Which clone is he number 5 or 9?

Those two didn't come to the reunion. I killed all the ones that came to it excluding Cloud.

*goes through 3 walls and rests again*

Zedie are you with me or what?!

[Zedie9]

*rushes up behind Sephiroth, out of breath*

:D I'm *pant* trying... *intake* but I have to *breathe* run around six *pant* walls for every one you go through! *sigh*

:D

[TrueSephiroth]

Then you need to speed up.

*Casts haste on him*

There now can you keep up?!

[Giea]

Ahm! They're at it agian! *dives to a secret area* *takes out bow* rawr! die maggots! *shoots at everybody trying to get in*

[Kilu]

Ugh. Colours.
Please Giea, don't use colours that aren't really visible at all without highlighting them. :(

[Giea]

Ugh. Colours.
Please Giea, don't use colours that aren't really visible at all without highlighting them. :(Woops, sorry forgot which color seashell was :-P that better? lol

[Yuffie]

Wonder why it's called seashell. I mean. There are lots of colours on seashells. You people are crazy!

So anyway...

*digs a tunnel under the maze and heads in the general direction of..."out"*

[Giea]

Wonder why it's called seashell. I mean. There are lots of colours on seashells. You people are crazy!

So anyway...

*digs a tunnel under the maze and heads in the general direction of..."out"**giggles* I actually made it seashell to make people annoyed.. and Kilu hit the jackpot!

Meanwhile.. I set up my Tollbooth.. "Umm.. Yuffie to get to "out" you're gonna have to pay a hefty fine..!"

[TrueSephiroth]

*Goes through a few more walls*

Is any one even doing anything?! Common there has got to be a point to this somewhere.

[Zedie9]

:wonder: Might be best to wait for Mithy to show up and issue decrees or whatever. After all, he was the one who incited everyone to run in the first place. :spin:

[Hierlark16]

Hee hee... I didn't even notice it ;) I'm gonna randomly join this race thing.

[Mithrandir]

Hehe, you're being filmed. It's the new reality show called "Which Survivor of the Island of The Big Green Temple wants to marry Zedie's Big Brother Idol".

Since you guys don't seem to understand why everyone is running...then...it's because of no particular reason.

Now, the next round is a Famly Feud. Form your teams and we'll start the first round.

[Hierlark16]

Steals Sprint shoes from Yuffie (huh... stealing from thief - who da thunk it?) and takes off

[Giea]

*dances his way out of a tunnel* Ok, this is getting weird.. there's video camera's and a really weird old guy... who calls himself "God".... Barry? Barry!! My only imaginational friend died =( "Help me!"

[Mithrandir]

What the heck are you talking about? Barry's not dead! He's behind you, trying to steal your shoes...

[Giea]

...! How Do you know Barry!? I thought I was the only one that knew of him.

[Yuffie]

Am I out yet...?

Ah crap a toll booth.

Giea, got any change I can "borrow"? :angel:

[Astrolounge]

*Astrolounge enters through a passwall spell opening in the wall, and is proptly run over by Zeddie.*
CLEATS! OH GOD, WHY MUST THERE BE CLEATS!!!
Hang on let me find my ribs...
One,
Two,
Three......

CRAP! How did that happen!?!

[Yuffie]

*steals 5 of Astro's ribs*

Teeheehee... :evilgrin:

*legs it*

[Astrolounge]

Humans usually have 6 ribs... Hmmm... Raises some intriging questions.
.............
Ummm, can someone help me up? I don't have any ribs...
*Long awkward scilence*
....
...Oh you guys are asses.
*Drinks Healing potion.*
Ahh, thats better! I can breathe again!
*Gets run over by Zeddie again.*
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING IN CIRCLES WITH CLEATS!

[silverDistortioN]

Humans usually have 6 ribs... Hmmm... Raises some intriging questions.
.............actually, only you have 6 ribs... i, on the other hand, have 42. 24 of mine, and 18 of yours. =)

*licks his fingers*

[Astrolounge]

Well I suppose I will just ROLL through the maze...
*Starts to roll*
Thump,
Ow.
Thump,
Ow.
Thump,
Ow...
My organs hurt...

[Astrolounge]

*Curgura!*
Yay! I'm alive once more!
Now i'm going to get the heak out of this corridor before someone runs me over again.

[Giea]

Nobody's gotten out of this place, not even Yuffie with her super Lucozade powers. No use in trying =(.

[Astrolounge]

*Casts World-Walk*
I'm on a different plane of existence, does that count?
AHH! Ethreal Monsters!
*Books it like the dickens*

[Giea]

*Whacks Astrolounge over the head with a huge book* I said NOBODY gets out of here >.<!

[Astrolounge]

I'm on the Ethereal plane, Essentially it means I take on ghost like properties.
You can't see me, and stuff goes through me.
Also, if you don't mind, I'm trying to run like hell.
Ethereal Slayers! Why must there be Ethereal Slayers?

[Yuffie]

Phew...getting thirsty and hungry and tired...time to speed things up.

*sticks her nose in the air* WOOHOO!!! I smell lucozade!!! *follows her nose*

[Astrolounge]

*With one foot caught in a gapeing maw, And useing a staff to try and pry himself lose*
-SNAP-
*Holding splintered parts of staff, with bloodied hands*
Dammit Dammit Dammit!

*Casts delayed fireball into the creatures mouth and down it's neck.*
:ponder:
I don't know whats worse, what IS happening, or whats ABOUT to happen...

[Lance Alvein]

*and thus an old thread was revived :p*
*Lance walked out of the tavern*
It seems so peaceful here... I may just stay for a while.

[Locke]

Hmmmm, you know Lance, your statement is quite ironic judging by Astro's last post on this thread :p Though accurate, the thread is now revived :)

[Lance Alvein]

*Compared to the random battle thread... this is peaceful :p
I'm not the one being attacked :rofl:*

[Lord Draud]

*lord Draud apears and sit down to a pipe full of rich tobbaco* " what its not like lichs don't like to rest and its not like it'll kill me or something"

[Locke]

*Haul's out a cigarette*

Not a bad plan Draud, it's nice to find somewhere's where it's peaceful that we can sit and enjoy a nice smoke.

What, I can cast heal on myself :p

Mmm Divitine ;)

[kai]

*frustrated with the nearly overpowering rage kai sits down with a pipe, packs it with some greens he found in the forest* :D
*takes out a torch found at the tavern and sparks up the bowl*
*as the smoke of the fresh green leaves fill his lungs kai feels a sense of peace wash over him, as the rage subsides his muscles slowly return to normal and eyes regain their natural color, everything seems to make sense now*

Ah life, what this place needs is some wild life.

*with a new sense of purpse kai sets out to find beasts to protect the temple*

(wow ironic I hit trainer while doing this, I think it worked out nicely)

[Locke]

Well done Kai, well done. :thumbup:

[kai]

*as members relax by the temple they hear a strange squaking sound, as they look up they see kai coming towards them, behind him walks cornelius the giant sheepdog and 5 penguins all armed with various weapons*

Hey folks meet my new gaurdians for the temple and possibly the tavern should any problems arise. I'll introduce you to them, first we have cornelius my loyal dog and friend and the Black and Whites.

First there is Guido, fan of the medieval times he carries a five-star mace.
Second is Tuna-Fish, master of explosives, he carries plenty of toys :evilgrin:
Third is Gonad, the sharp shooter of the group, carries a M82A1 rifle.
Fourth is Philis, a martial artist, she knows various way to kill with her fins.
Fifth is Mohomad, intelligence of the group, he heads up the strategy department

With these faithful soldiers our lives are in good hands.

[Locke]

God bless the penguin patrol :D

[kai]

Anyways, you five gaurd the temple, if anyone trys anything . . . . . DESTROY THEM :evilgrin: . I'm heading to the tavern with cornelius, I'll bring you back something to eat and a 15 pack or something.

*heads off, cornelius following faithfully behind. Mohomad takes control of the Black and Whites and begins placing them in various locations. Guido takes position at the front of the temple, Gonad plants makes himself a look out on top the temples peak, now able to see and take out anything hostile within miles, Tuna-Fish starts planting friend/foe mines around the temple, a speacial kind of explosive able to detect hostile intentions in any moving being. Philis parols the parimeter looking for anything suspicious*

[Locke]

And I reiterate - God Bless The Penguin Patrol. We're all safe here and now :D

[Yuffie]

*grabs Tuna-fish and starts up a game of scrabble*
Ok I also want Mohomad on my scrabble team. :D

[Locke]

All right Yuffie, I'll match brains with whatever kind of competition you can toss against me.

ITS SCRABBLE TIME :p

[Yuffie]

Ok...as long as we play my version of it. :D

...I'll fill you in on the rules as we go along. :evilgrin:

[Locke]

What, hey now. O_O

That wasn't part of the rules of scrabble yuffie :shame:

[Yuffie]

You don't know the rules yet because I haven't told them yet. :D

The rules of the game are as follows:

1. Yuffie always wins regardless of long/short/high score/low score words.
2. Yuffie is a genius and will soon rule the world.

[Marona]

*back at entrance,marona thinking*'hehehe gonna cheat gonna cheat gonna cheat'

Come forward putty!*putty appears*go on ahead and find the way!!!

*putty walks slowly at a two way,gets eaten by a cannibal baby*

...crap>_>

[Locke]

A cannible baby O_O Where did that come from :confused:

I thought the penguin patrol had things well under control here. For shame Kai, you're penguins seem to be rather useless :shame:

*Takes out Mariokart for SNES*

Ok Yuffie, the only person who's ever beaten me at this is Kai. Let's go, you're going to lose :p

[kai]

They only protect who I want them to protect . . . . . and I'm sorry but putty isn't really high on my list of things to keep alive.

[Locke]

I suppose that does make sense. Putty is as putty does, it's still nothing but putty :p

Come on Yuffie, lets go. Time for you to get schooled at Mariokart for SNES :evilgrin:

[Yuffie]

You do realise I decide the rules right...? :evilgrin:

The rules are:

1. Locke must play the game with his in a different room, with his hands and feet tied together, a blindfold on, his controller unplugged and tranquilized.

Ok let's go.

[Locke]

I'll take you on with everything except the blindfold and the unplugged controller and still probly win :evilgrin: Plus I doubt the tranc would have much of an effect on somebody with my tolerance levels :evilgrin: :knockedout:

[Yuffie]

Don't say that before you know the method of tranquilizing you. ;)

Luckily I took the liberty of hiding the game cartridge so I win by default. :D

[Locke]

So you're the one who stole Kai's Mariokart cartridge :curse:. Walked right into my living room and didn't even bother to say hello :finger: Shame on you Yuffie, shame on you :shame:

And as to the tranq, I'm not to worried :p. Bring it on ;)

[Yuffie]

I would have said hello but you looked so cute asleep on the couch drooling onto a cushion that I didn't dare wake you. :)
Now back to business.

*puts on a spiked steel boot*

Right now bend over and hold still. :evilgrin:

[kai]

Hey Gonad, if she touches any living thing with that boot, shoot her, Philis cover Gonad just incase. :D

edit : just to clear things up, the penguins are here to keep the peace. true they will protect members at the temple, they will also protect non-member things from members who whish to cause some sort of discomfort to another things

[Locke]

I would have said hello but you looked so cute asleep on the couch drooling onto a cushion that I didn't dare wake you. :)
Now back to business.

*puts on a spiked steel boot*

Right now bend over and hold still. :evilgrin:
O_O Hey now, I said I'd take you on in mariokart, not that you could sodomize me while I was sedated :shame:

Mind you, it all sounded kinda fun till that bend over and hold still part. That just kinda went NO. You know, just one of those things ;)

[kai]

Ok you two stand down, doesn't seem there will be problem after all.

*the two penguins go back to their posts*

Well I'm just gonna relax a while seeing as how my squad has things under control.

*takes out a pipe and some fine greenery*

Anyone up for a little peace of mind :D

[Locke]

:thumbup: Alright Kai, you know I'm always up for it :D

*Sit's down in the circle*

Anybody else sitting in the circle for some peacefulness? And Yuffie, no attacking from behind while I'm sitting here :shame:

*thinks for a minute, then moves so to be sitting against the side of the Temple*

Phew, that should be a little bit better for me. At least here I'll see her coming :nana:

[Yuffie]

At least here I'll see her coming
Not that you'll be able to stop me! :D
You've just given me a better target for my boot. :evilgrin:

Heck I might attack you even though I've already stolen the game cartridge. :D

[kai]

Now now kids, calm down.

*sparks the bowl*

ahhhhh, what a nice day :crazy:

[Tonedeaf]

"swings doors of temple open with a brilliant white light and doves flying gracefully behind ...takes three steps...trips over locke's leg and tumbles down a stairs into the basement with all the grace oF a waterbuffalo*

*climbs back up stairs to sit in the circle with kai and locke*

hi guys

[kai]

OH GOD YOU OPENED THE DOOR!!!!!!!!! O_O

Last thing that happend inside there Astro was being chased by ethereal beings.

*kai thinks to himself (oh shit can I train ethereal beings? guess I'll find out soon enough)*

[Locke]

OH GOD. TONEDEAF, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

*Runs over and slams the door shut*

I hope to god that stops those things from coming out

*Picks up a rock*

Hmmmm, I wonder what a rock propelled by holy would do :wonder:

*Shrugs, then sits back in the circle again*

Hey man, pass the bowl. I at least want some of that before I gotta fight a bunch of ethereal beings :thumbup:

[Tonedeaf]

*passes bowl*

well w/e

WE CAN'T STOP HERE THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!!!!

[Locke]

That poor hitchiker :shame:

Meh

*Takes a puff on the pipe filled with mind clearing herbs*

Ahhhh, that's better. My head works again :D

Hey, Tone, I wonder what happened to that poor hitchiker we picked up.... I think he probly thought we were crazy.... :wacky:

On the flip side, one of the last times Kai drove his truck we picked up a hitchhiker that turned out to be my second cousin that I hadn't seen since I was 3 or 4 :p

[kai]

LOL and he was an ex addict, he spoke at our school on what his life was like when he did a lot of drugs (you could say he was one of my inspirations for a time).

*takes the pipe, dumps out the ashes and packs it again. sparks it up*

I think once I finish this bowl I'm gonna go for a hike, sure the penguins keep the temple safe but besides cornelius here there's very little signs of life around the outside of the temple. What we need is some cows and monkeys.

[Locke]

Sure, count me in. I'm always up for a hike :thumbup:

[kai]

*through the trees kai is seen coming back from his hike, only he has brough a few friends*

Hey hey, told you we needed some cows, I'll get to the monkies later on, unless someone gets around to it first. This is Gortvoop and Splene-Eater, for some reason they can talk, I didn't really care enough to ask why.

http://www.greatguy.com/cows.jpg

[Tonedeaf]

*stands up and walks to out the door*

*hours pass..*

*door bursts open again and tonedeaf comes flying through the door screetching to a stop and barring the door... as he turns around everyone in the temple sees that he has a baby sheep in his hands*

note to self...do NOT steal from the locals in this town....

cries of an angry mob are heard from outside....

[Locke]

Hmmm, TD, it was so nice and quiet.... Oh well, meh, I'll pack another bowl then.

*Packs a bowl*

Ahhh, that's so much nicer. I'll go deal with the angry townspeople now

*Walks up and unbars the door, then steps outside and begins to chat with the townspeople*

[Tonedeaf]

*SUDDENLY FROM THE BACK OF THE CROUD A PITCHFORK COMES FLYING THROUGH THE AIR SQEURING LOCKE THROUGH THE CHEST AND PINNING HIM TO THE BACK WALL OF THE TEMPLE..."

*TD CLOSES DOOR AND BARS IT AGAIN*

i told you they wern't happy... now look waht happened

*walks over pulling pitchfork from locke's gut and tossing it aside*

locke just sit down pack a bowl and chill out doing that again isn't goign to work out well on your part...

[Locke]

*Drains a healing potion*

Get out of the way TD, now they pissed me off :realmad:

*Concocts a couple potions, then cracks the door open and tosses it outside*

Now I'll pack a bowl.

*A huge explosion rents the air outside the temple, rattling the temple to it's very foundation*

Now then, let's go outside and see what affect my flesh eating bomb had :evilgrin:

*cracks door and pokes head outside*

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe, there's a bunch of skeletons now in various positions.

[Tonedeaf]

locke you shouldn't have done that....

*sheeps eyes start glowing with a firey red color and it rises from the floor*

DEMON SHEEP DEMON SHEEP!!!!!

*sheep starts bleeting backwards and it's eyes roll into the back of it's head*

*a swirl of pure mana rises over the skeletons outside reviving them into the undead*

did i fail to mention that the sheep was stolen from the sorcerer at the top of the hill not one of the farmers...

[Locke]

Meh, no worries TD, I got it covered.

*Looks around for potion components*

Hmmmm, alright, we'll call it a draw

RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!

[Tonedeaf]

*sheep calms down to it's cute little self*


BAAAA!!!

[Locke]

*Packs a bowl, then settles peacefully down in a cloud of smoke*

Wow, this is just so much better now that things are calm and peacefull. TD, Kai, you guys want some?

[Tonedeaf]

what do you think locke? i don't don's do
it in real life i won't do it in the big green temple

[kai]

Wow, we'll have a farm going around the temple soon enough, hmmm what we need now is this . . .

http://img.zazzle.com/dzn/96E114F3-5922-4326-A4D2-FC4ACD7A066F/front_pre_sz125_qt80.jpg

[Tonedeaf]

omg
that is scary!

[Locke]

That is indeed scary. I remember when that was Kai's display pic on msn for a while, I ended up needing to close the display image on msn to prevent me from getting nightmares

*shudders*

So, Kai, you in?

[kai]

Meh sure, I could use the stress relief.

*sits down into the rotation*

[Tonedeaf]

does anyone else notice that that goat has three sets of teeth?

or is that just me?

[kai]

When you eat tin cans, you can use all the teeth you can get . . . . O_O

[Tonedeaf]

touche kai

good point very good point

[Locke]

*Re-enters the big green temple*

Hmmm, after all the work that that colloseum seems to be... I definently need back into the rotation here :D

Soo, is there anybody else who's gonna stumble into here or not. It's kinda odd that there's just the 3 of us here....

[Mithrandir]

that's not a sheep....:/ it's...a T-REX!!!

*runs screaming*

[Locke]

Hey, that was Mithrandir O_O

Hi and Bye, I guess :p

*think's for a second*

OH GOD. KAI, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

*run's screaming into the wood's, hide's behind a tree, then peeks out to see how Kai and Tonedeaf are doing*

Meh, good luck comrades :angel:

[Blade Tanaka]

Whoah did you see that...

Uhh Locke wait up man!

*Run's away like a pansy*

[Locke]

Hi Blade, what's up man. :p

Hey, does anybody else see that Kai's holding a T-Rex :amazed:

*Peeks around tree again*

Yep, definently a T-Rex :p

[kai]

When did I take the sheep from deaftone . . . . do the herbs around here have hallucinogenic properties?

Meh, I'll take it one none the less.

*kai runs up the side of the temple with his giant spider boots, at the top he pulls out a small whistle, though no sound seems to eminate from the small piece of metal, the results are seen by all, as kai's wyvern soars down from the clouds, hovering a foot away from where kai stands. hopping aboard his beast kai takes flight overtop the T-Rex*

Ok, I've been teaching my wyvern some new tricks now lets see what it can do. Eliminare!!! (don't ask why my wyvern only knows Italian, it's a rare breed)

*with that one simple word the Wyvern begins to glow orange. From it's mouth comes a golden hue, followed by a firey breath wrapped in spiralling lightning bolts. The blast hits the beast square in the mouth, fire burning its organs and electic current paralyzing it's body, the ancient lizard fall to its side. Within a few seconds all that's left of the body is a playground of bones.*

Well I think that my Wyverns training was well worth it. And because of this ring and her pendant even after I change class I can always keep my loyal pet.

*kai jumps off his beast and walks toward the bones of the fallen lizard, the wyvern takes back off into the sky*

So long my friend, now lets say we build something out of these bones. http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif

[Locke]

Sure thing. What do you have in mind Kai (also, I say sleep deprevation caused the hallucination where I thought you had the T-Rex. Apparently it was TD, but meh)

[kai]

(this is not on the record of the thread but td was the last to be holding the sheep I believe, for kindness sake we'll say he didn't get caught in the blast)

I don't know, bone weapons are kind of out dated . . . . how about some sort of gazebo? Keep the rain out of the pipe and whatnot?

[Locke]

Sounds good to me, I'll even cast a wind spell and loop it so that we've continuously got a draft pulling smoke up and out of the Gazebo :D

[Skikkles]

"Hello is anybody here?":confused:

"HELLO!!"
"HELLO!!"
"I COME IN PEACE DWELLERS OF THIS PLACE!"
"DO YOU HERE ME LOVE AND PEACE!!!!!!"

[Locke]

*Come's soaring in on Draxius*

Hey, it's Skikkles. Welcome to the circle of peace and traquility. Now take a haul off the pipe and then come help us build a gazebo :)

[Skikkles]

*takes a deep breath*

I thought it smelled like heaven:biglaugh:
*takes a seat, and pulls out Lockes pipe with a grin on his face*:D
sorry couldn't resist I'm a thief you know! don't worry you still got your green this is mine;) ..... well Kai's:D .......oops.

[kai]

Look around you my friends . . .

*slowly waves his arm, directing everyones attention to the numerous plants growing in every nook and cranny of the temple*

Go head and steal as much as you like, in this place it will grow as fast as you can "harvest" it.

[Tonedeaf]

so let me get this straight you killed my sheep?


*flys into a rage lighting all the herb in the temple on fire at once and sealing the door*

HAHAHAHHA HAHAHHA HAT WILL TEACH YOU FOR KILLING MY SHEEP!!!!!!

SEE HOW YOU ALL FARE OUT IN A HOT BOX OF HALUCINAGENIC HERBS

[kai]

Did tonedeaf just go mad and locke himself inside the temple? All well I'm glad we'er out here in this . . . . wonderful . . . . smoooooooke :spin:

*falls over into the grass, fire quickly aproaching, detecting the heat, the ring on kai's finger begins to glow. down from the sky kai's wyrm dives down, snatching kai in it's mouth, and flys off to safety*

THERE'S A SPOON IN MY EAR!!!!!!!! http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/umbrella.gifhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/funnyeyes.gif

[Skikkles]

*sits down on grass*

well now I'll take this for later... *clips some unburnt herb*.... and I think now we need something to roast over this fire I'm hungry...... I wonder .....*checks pockets*...... AH HA..... *pulls out two woodpeckers and a squirell* .... hey Locke hows bout a roast..... *offers some 'animal'*

[Locke]

Well Skikkles, if you want an animal roast, by all means.

*Put's the woodpeckers and squirrell on a stick, then point's at it, muttering arcane phrases and pointing at the sticks*

FIRE

There ya go bud, don't worry about it :thumbup:

[kai]

*still cooked from the smoke coming from the burning herbs surrounding the green temple, kai falls off the back of his wyvern and plummets into the flames*

CannonBall!!!!! :biglaugh:

[Locke]

Now then, is there anybody who know's the proper way to cure a woodpecker?

[Tonedeaf]

yeha you tear his beak off sit him in a burchbark canoe and light him up like the fourth of july
:smash: :evilgrin: :wacky: :realmad:

[kai]

*as the flames die down, kai walks out seeming un harmed from the intense heat which once burned the area*

Shall we spark up another bowl? :peace:

[Locke]

But of course my good friend. Always willing to oblige.

[Charon]

Long ago, in a temple far far away....

Closest thing I could find to an off-topic thread, did we never renew that one?
Just saying hi as I was told I had to come back on pain of death or something. Silver force-fed me cowpats until I agreed to drop by.
He's so mean :(

[Locke]

Well, welcome back bud. Nice to see the old face's cropping up again.

[kai]

:amazed: old faces ineed.

*holds out the bowl and awaits lockes Firaga spell to spark it up*

You better have good aim :knockedout:

[Locke]

Methink's a spark spell is good enough for that, no point in wasting the MP on a Firaga spell :p


*Cast's spark on Kai's bowl*

There, that should help thing's out a bit :p

[Tonedeaf]

*random frolicking*

[Skikkles]

*stands up takes a massive hit of a dragon bone pipe*
Whooooo - wheeeeeeee
*Joins TD in the random frolicking - though frolicking lepperchaun style*

[kai]

. . . . . . :shame:

*grips his sword tightly*

You know, there is just something about two guys frolicking about that makes me want to cleave something in half . . .:realmad: :evilgrin:

[Tonedeaf]

*stops frolicking to look at kai point and laugh and continue to frolick around him*

you know kai you really should learn to calm down....that vein in your head isn't very becoming of you

[kai]

I never thought I'd see the day a dancer would laugh and point at a knight holding a sword ready to cut them in half . . . . . .

You've got turkey kid

*begins frolicking with the others, sword cleaving any living creature within 2 meters* :crazy:

[Tonedeaf]

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!


hay kai *waves hand in a pecking motion* BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA !!!!

[kai]

You like to live your life by love and compassion eh? That's a lot different from BA! BA! BA! BA! BA! BA! :D

*runs face first into the side of the temple and falls over*

[Galthol]

*Galthol enters the temple grounds and sees chaos*

"Cool, Guess I'll join in."

*Galthol starts running towards the temple entrence screaming like a madman*

[Tonedeaf]

*kai and TD look at ganthol with confused looks*

*shrug*

HAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*TD breaks out into blood curdiling screams*

[kai]

*gets up, brushes himself off, see gathol and tonedeaf screaming and running*

errrr . . . . . . . and now for something completly different . . .



http://www.silvercreek.wclark.k12.in.us/StudentWork/StudentPages/MDaly/my%20animation.gif

[Galthol]

*Stops running and screaming*

"Hey it's Alf, Haven't seen him in a while, oh well"

*Galthol takes a seat on the grass beside the temple*

[Locke]

Well now then, methinks it's time for another bowl to be packed.

*Pack's a bowl*

There we go, time for sanity to return (somewhat http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/funnyeyes.gif)

[kai]

*basks in the calming aura of alf, while taking a hit off the pipe*

Thunder bolts and lightning, very very frightning . . ... .

[Charon]

I suck at rolling, pass the pipe. :p

[Locke]

*Passes the pipe*


There ya are bud, we tend to keep it calm in here. I'll roll up one next ;)

*Twist's one up, taking care to make a perfectly rolled Cigarette...*

There ya are bud, enjoy that special blend herbal cigarette :p

[Skikkles]

*still frolickin on one hand while using the other to attempt smoking the dragon

bone pipe upside down*

"The sky hurts my face bone and my little toe is eating the white flapjacks on the floor!"
"dee daa dee daa ditty do do dee die ditty doe
dittlylittleetleity die doe"

"WOW this stuff is good!!":D

[Galthol]

*Galthol is still sitting up against the temple wall*

"You know I might not smoke the stuff, but it's still entertaining"

*Galthol just starts laughing at the crazy antics*

[Locke]

[QUOTE=Skikkles"dee daa dee daa ditty do do dee die ditty doe
dittlylittleetleity die doe" "WOW this stuff is good!!":D[/QUOTE]
Wow, I'll take that as a compliment (assuming I packed this bowl, I kinda lost track). If it's good enough to make an irishman break out into the hampster dance, I'm quite impressed by the greenery :D

[Skikkles]

*wakes up*

Woooooeeey, that took awhile. Finally awake. Well now that I'm sober ....... ah #$@% I'm not me!

EUGENE:THAT'S RIGHT!!!

Oh, well I'll just float around for a bit and see what's all going on.

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance follows Skikkles to the temple*
This could very possibly be very bad...

[Skikkles]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Locke]

*wakes up from the self imposed stupor*

Hey, what's going on and where did that boom come from?

*shrugs shoulders and packs another one*

Ahhhh, man I needed that :thumbup:

[Skikkles]

*walks out from behind the temple in a large black puff of smoke*


EUGENE:YOU GUYS DON'T MIND IF I STUDY MY DEMON MAGIC HERE, RIGHT?
WELL IT'S HERE OR THE TAVERN!! BY THE WAY IF ANYTHING MANAGES TO GET OUT FROM BEHIND HERE JUST GIVE A YELL, MY AIM AIN'T TO GREAT YET!!

*pulls a pipe out of pocket*

EUGENE:LIKE YOUR THINKING LOCKE!!

*lights the pipe with tip of smoldering finger, walks back into the smoke*

[PRIEST]

*enters*
So, this looks like another "good place" for me.
*Sits down, nursing an overly large Tobaco style pipe*

[Skikkles]

*an imp runs out from behind the temple, runs up to PRIEST, pokes him in the eye, cackles, and runs away*


EUGENE:I SAID DECAPITATE, NOT IRRITATE YOU MORON!!!!

*imp guts go flying out from behind the temple only to regenerate and run back to its master*

[PRIEST]

Dude, an imp? Wow, I say sir, you have some skills. That was cool.
*finishes, and re-packs his pipe*

[Locke]

*pokes head around the corner at the imp that's fluttering around, cackles a wee bit, then cast's a spell and makes the Imp explode all over Skikkles*

Hehehehehehehehe, that was rather fun :)

*Packs another bowl, puff's on it a bit and passes it to Skikkles*

There ya are bud, hope you enjoy the bowl and imp guck :p

[Skikkles]

*lights self on fire, gets rid of imp guts seemingly not hurting self*

EUGENE:CLEAN!!! NOW PASS THAT THING!!!

*imp regenerates and goes hunting for squirells*

EUGENE:MAKE SURE THAT YOU BRING SOME BACK FOR US!!!!

[Locke]

*Rolls up something else*

Hey, this should work fairly good. I love big green things :p

[Charon]

When did we last give the temple a fresh coat of paint? It's looking a bit shoddy but...oh Locke just skinned up....never mind..."

[Locke]

*Rolls up a couple somethings, then sit's down and sparks one up*

Ah, this is exactly what I need :)

[Yuffie]

What was the original purpose of this big green temple...?

Is it to like...worship green or something?

[Geosgaeno]

i dont have a clue what it bout either, and i cant be bothered finding out hehehe, someone will just have to tell me.

i dont want green, lets have a black temple :)

[Charon]

Heh, we also had a Shirley Temple, but there were minor zombie infestation problems. ¬¬

The Big Green Temple was already a massively vast thread when I signed up to RPGN all those years ago. I have no idea what it's for or why it's green. Though I do remember there's a secret tunnel in it somewhere, maybe more than one. :)

[Yuffie]

But black is so...so...well...dark I guess. :wonder:

The green gives it an earthy naturalness that's full of foresty goodness. :D

[Charon]

There is also the chance that maybe it's green cos that's the only colour paint we had lying around.

[SeymourGuado]

or because it is so old it has gone mouldy and covered in plant growth.

[Lance Alvein]

Maybe its green because it is overrun with weeds :p

[Geosgaeno]

maybe its the Emerald City from Wizard of Oz http://207.210.94.66/%7Erpgn/forums/images/smilies/wacky.gif

[Charon]

Maybe its green because it is overrun with weeds :p
or just weed. Awesome. :) Guess it *is* to worship "the green". :P

[Locke]

Hence why I love this temple :D It's all about worshiping the *green* :p ;)

[Yuffie]

Green isn't really a favourite colour of mine but somehow on a temple it seems to work...

[Locke]

Hey, anybody else good at rolling? I'm rather lazy

*tosses some green stuff in a pile*

Here, you can use this, I'll just pipe it unless someone else rolls some up

*packs a pipe and sits there, thinking philosophically and puffing slowly on the pipe*

[Geosgaeno]

oooo longbottom leaf......i want some

*sits down with Locke puffing through the clay pipe and looking through a monocle whilst also thinking philosophically*

[Charon]

We need a Big Green Munchies Kiosk. :P

[Locke]

I'm sure the tavern will suffice :p

*passes the pipe to charon*

Here ya go bud, your turn :p

[FlashFirer]

*FlashFirer breaks in all sweaty looking as if he just got chased by the most deadly Zelda chickens-some medicine can be seen in his hand*
FlashFirer: "ALIEN INVASION!!!! There's no time to explain!! Wait...errm...I guess 'Alien Invasion' just about sums it up."

[Charon]

*Blows a fleet of Gandalf-esque smoke galleons across the temple*

Pure ****ing Magic. :)

[Yuffie]

The heck did you make galleons for? It's a temple! Couldn't you have puffed something more on topic? :p

You know what though....algae is kinda slimy and gross. Do we really want a temple overgrown with that kinda thing..?

Any gardeners amongst you? :emlaugh:

[Locke]

Oh, it's not algae. It's something else cleverly disguised as Algae ;) It's.... really just vines and stuff :p

[FlashFirer]

Vines might generate accidents. What about common plants? Making a nice garden in the front would be cool. Then there would be a golden sign written whichever our religion is.
I vote for the name "RPGamers", \o\

[Locke]

Done :D

Plants some common ... plants in front of the Temple and then put's up a sign that reads "RPGAMERS BIG GREEN TEMPLE"

[FlashFirer]

Cool, now let's get some golden statues of Moogles to put in the entrance.

[Locke]

I'll leave that one up to you bud ;)

*Packs some more green stuff in a pipe*

Here we go :D

And Charon, you gotta show me that trick, that's awesome. I can only blow smoke rings... :(

[FlashFirer]

Damnit man! You're lucky I have my...contacts.
*FlashFirer makes a call and the statues arrive in no time*
Yay =D

[Locke]

Cool, now we have moogles to gaurd our ... plants :D

*Puffs a bit, then thinks, twists up a couple, then passes them out to Charon and Geo, then sparks own*

There, now everybody get's one that's smoking :D

[Yuffie]

My friend was showing me lots of smoking tricks the other day. Including setting fire to his own sock. :D

[FlashFirer]

My friend was showing me lots of smoking tricks the other day. Including setting fire to his own sock. :DI once saw a competition for those smocking tricks. I believe anything after that "Who builds a motherboard faster" competition on G4. Wow, that was geeky =/

[Locke]

My friend was showing me lots of smoking tricks the other day. Including setting fire to his own sock. :DDid he/she breathe fire and throw a fireball as well? I know a few fire tricks ;)

[FlashFirer]

Wow, now I'm scared of you O_O

[Locke]

Wow, now I'm scared of you O_O
Just some simple lighter tricks ;) You pick up those kinda things when you smoke :p. If any of ya's ever make it to PEI I'll teach ya the tricks :p

[Charon]

*blows smoke priests*

On topic enough for everyone? :P

[FlashFirer]

Meh, that's fine with me.

*blows smoke Black Mages*
Hey wait I'm not supposed to smoke yet O_O

[Locke]

*Blows smoke rings that turn into dancing elves doing a jig, then settles down*

Hey, did it ever occur to anyone that we might not actually be making cool shapes in the smoke, it might just be us exhaling and thinking we're blowing smoke shapes :wonder: :p

[FlashFirer]

No, not really.
[subject change]
I wanted to have thermal-vision glasses so I could see coloured stuff whenever I wanted to.

XD
Just kidding Locke.
Well, I guess that might be true, because although I never smoked, it's obvious that one should exhale while doung so, specially if he/she was blowing the cigarette.
Does that makes no sense? Please tell me it makes sense.

[Locke]

Thermal vision would indeed be cool.

*rolls up a couple 'smokes' and goes on a quest for themal vision goggles, returning 20 minutes later*

Man McDonalds wasn't too bad, what did I leave here for :wonder: :p

[FlashFirer]

[during the 20 minutes of Locke's quest...]
Hey, cool, he forgot his stuff here.
*goes home and comes back without the stuff, 10 minutes later*
I promise I'll only borrow your plasma TV, Locke. What the hell was a plasma TV doing here anyway?

[Locke]

For watching movies like Dazed and Confused and such silly :p

*Goes on hunt for stuff, then returns 20 minutes later with a couple garbage bags of smoke*

Hey, screw my stuff that disappeared mysteriously *glances about suspiciously*, this will definently prove to more productive for us :D

[kai]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . .

*plummets from the sky into the side of the temple*

That's some good shi*

*pulls out pipe and packs another bowl*

[FlashFirer]

OK, then, I won't give it back =O
(Holy shi* I said that out loud @_@)

[Locke]

OK, then, I won't give it back =O
(Holy shi* I said that out loud @_@)
AHA, I now know who stole my stuff. I'll overlook it this time, so's long as it's back here by then time I go on another quest and return ;)

*Puffs a couple times, then passes*

Ahhhh, so much better now :)

[FlashFirer]

Sorry, I already used it for some...experiments. I don't think you're ever gonna see that stuff in its original form again =P
*handles Locke a box full of ashes*
Well, erm...not in its original form anyway.

[Locke]

*Puffs a huge haul*

Ahhh, I guess it don't matter anyways. Wait, what were we talking about again http://forums.rpgamers.net/images/smilies/confused2.gif http://forums.rpgamers.net/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://forums.rpgamers.net/images/smilies/funnyeyes.gif

[Yuffie]

I feel it now my duty to warn you all that SMOKING KILLS!!!!!! My work here is done. :D

[Locke]

But it makes me more philosophical... which equals better for the course I finished this morning :D.

*Hauls back another big puff, then passes off to Charon*

Hmmm, it appears we're the only smokers around right now. Where'd Kai wander off too? And Skikkles?

[FlashFirer]

Everytime you smoke you lose seven seconds of life.
Locke, sorry but I'm just feeling seven times better than you :P

[kai]

*crawls into view from behind the temple, pulls a joint out of breast pocket and lights it*

Hello

*puff, puff,*

Really you have to think . .

*exhale*

what's the point of living for an extra seven seconds when you didn't enjoy the last seven seconds you just lived.

[Yuffie]

Am I a loser if I say I enjoyed the 7 seconds just past? :D

[FlashFirer]

Omg, I have been writing this for seven seconds of pure joy.

[kai]

*exhales and walks into view from behind a cloud of smoke*

Not everyone enjoys the same things children.

*takes a haul of pipe*

I for one would not enjoy mutilating a sheep for seven seconds and would think it time wasted however farmer Gomer may enjoy it very much and he would feel there was nothing better to spend his time on.

*passes out and sinks into the ground*

[FlashFirer]

Wow, kai passed out. It must have been the smoke in the...
Wait..
Guys...?
NO SMOKING IN A TEMPLE!!! ¬`_´¬

[kai]

*a stone falls off the temple wall and smashes on the ground sending kai sprawling across the grass*

You know I don't know how I end up in these crazy places but I must say it is rather invigorating not knowing where you'll wake up next.

*rolls a joint on a piece of shattered stone and sparks it*

My god look at that giant turtle eating toast with grey wax on it!!!

*points at the sky behind everyone, when they turn back Kai is gone*

[Yuffie]

Flash is right!! :amazed:

Shouldn't this place have specific smoking areas or something...?

It's great being a non-smoker in England right now. Smoking's getting banned just about everywhere! :evilgrin:

[FlashFirer]

Well, there's an old room Locke Cole used to live in...it belongs to Locke now, but I'm sure he wouldn't mind some random guys going there to smoke =D

[kai]

*the winds picks up blowing a cloud of dirt into the air blinding everyone, when the dirt settles and eveyone can see again kai is standing in front of them on a television*

ummm you two left for a long time, :hijack: we now come here to relax and hit the ol' pipe here and there. as you can see all the old vegitation in the area has been replaced with marijuana. we don't smoke in the tavern and if you want us to stop smoking you'll have to convince the majority of regulars who come to the temple to stop. so for the time being you could either deal with a little smoke, leave, or go enjoy that old room you just mentioned. .

besides, it's not like we're smoking cigarettes :evillaugh: :D , now you'll have to excuse me while I kiss the sky

*rips off left big toe, packs it and sparks it up, the television below kai explodes and sends him soaring into the clouds*

[Yuffie]

So...most of you smoke in the weed temple....therefore...I bags Locke's room to convert into my own personal den! :D

But if Locke shows up...uh...tell him this was never his room.

[Locke]

*Packs another bowl*

Meh, suit yourself. I'll continue to smoke myself silly :p

*Puff's, then passes it to Charon*

So relaxing here, let's you forget about.... what were we talking about? :p

[Yuffie]

That was a scarily quick response...

But as long as I can keep the room I'm good! :D

[Locke]

I had just signed into the forums and saw the post on top ;). Meh, tis life I guess. Work is slow, so I'm perusing the forum.

[FlashFirer]

Well...no problem if YOU guys don't wanna smoke...but if Genova, which put the "No Smoking or I'll become Invincible" sign over there *points at a sign in the middle of some trees*, comes and kicks your asses, I won't be guilty. *Genova appears*

"Kill...everyone...that...smoked....wahahaha..."

[Locke]

It's Jenova ;). And Jenova smokes too ;) :p

*Passes the pipe to Jenova*

There ya go bud, you should enjoy that :p

The sign's up for the irony ;)

[kai]

*unzips Jenova suit and steps out, still smoking the pipe locke passed him*

Bet you didn't expect that :D . There will be no killing or violence anywhere near this temple. You forget my penguin squad still lurks in the area :evilgrin: .

*unzips Kai suit, nothing is inside. the suit turns to ash and blows away*

[Yuffie]

Kinda strange temple if it's the correct temperature for both penguins and growing weed. :wonder:

Must be magic. :p

[Locke]

Kinda strange temple if it's the correct temperature for both penguins and growing weed. :wonder:

Must be magic. :pOh, it's the penguins that are magic ;) :p

As to the growing of weed.... it grow's lot's of places, just bad quality if it's too cold ;)

[Yuffie]

So rather than having good quality weed you settle for having tonnes of bad quality stuff. :rofl:

[Locke]

Sure, you can make stuff from it. Look, a hat http://forums.rpgamers.net/images/smilies/birthday.gif (I know it's a birthday one, but meh, what can ya do http://forums.rpgamers.net/images/smilies/tongue.gif)

*puffs a bit on another pipe, then passes it along the circle*

Ahhhh, the wonders of ton's of pot. I love how it's all free here http://forums.rpgamers.net/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Now so's long as the po-po's don't show up http://forums.rpgamers.net/images/smilies/cop.gif

Oh wait... we do our own policing. :w00t: :p

[kai]

*drives to temple on scooter*

Hello, I was just thinking. . . . we have all this pot but what happens when it runs out?

*cast regen on all the marijuana plants*

I wonder if that worked?

*pulls a bud off one of the plants, the plant quickly regrows another bud in its place*

huh, and I though being a white mage would be no fun :biglaugh:

*sits down and begins smoking bowl after bowl in a hookah*

Show of hands . . . . WHO LOVES COOKIES??

[FlashFirer]

"I love cookies!!! ^^"
"Me too!!!"
"Hey...wtf? It's another me!"
"Hey...wtf? Dude, it's another me! @_@"
"O rly?"
"Ya, rly!"
"OMG, I must have doped myself with the pot."
"You can't do that, you're a minor."
*starts talking with a tree*
"Locke, did you put pot on my Coke?"
*punches tree and faints*

[Yuffie]

Hmm...well I'm a chemist so...

*grinds the weed down with a pestle and mortar and makes...*

:icecream: :burger: :lollipop: :coffee:

Turns out I like to cook. :D

[Locke]

"I love cookies!!! ^^"
"Me too!!!"
"Hey...wtf? It's another me!"
"Hey...wtf? Dude, it's another me! @_@"
"O rly?"
"Ya, rly!"
"OMG, I must have doped myself with the pot."
"You can't do that, you're a minor."
*starts talking with a tree*
"Locke, did you put pot on my Coke?"
*punches tree and faints*In order for me to put enough in a coke for it to affect you (especially if it was your first time) I would need to add enough pot that you would have a coke/pot mush, much like a triple thick shake from McDonalds. Would be quite noticible.

That means your on your own on why there's 2 of you :wonder:

And Yuffie - Your my new favourite person :D

[Lance Alvein]

Don't mind me, I'm just watching all the crazy antics from the sides... much like everywhere else :p
Though it doesn't mean that I'm above tricking people...
*The tree that Flash just punched disappears*
There is no tree :p

[kai]

*sets lighter down and steps away from the hookah*

So you like tricks eh?

*walks over to lance and unzips his forhead, a baby penguin jumps out*

heh, cool I shall name you Hermon and you shall one day rule this planet!

*zips lance's head back up*

Ta dah . . . . you know that doesn't seem possible?:confused: All well, come on Hermon lets go smoke a bowl.

*walks back to the hookah and hands Hermon the mouth piece*

Ok, I have a lot to teach you so pay attention. The weed is placed in this bowl like . . . . . . (continues to explain the wonders of life to Hermon)

[FlashFirer]

Oh...so. No pot eh?
That deserves some investigation! :P

*jumps over to kai and hermon*
STOP!!! What were you doing at...erm...five minutes ago?

[kai]

I believe I was right here. If you are questioning your experience then maybe you should speak to Lance as he is the one who made the tree disapear and apparently has penguins inside his head.

*goes back to teaching Hermon how to bake hashbrownies*

[Locke]

*snag's the hookah mouthpiece from Hermon, inhales a blast*

Ah, this is the stuff :p

*looks suspiciously at Lance*

What did you do to Flash's coke Lance?