Yuffie's super duper mega wow happy lucozadey thread!!!!

[Yuffie]

YAAAAAY!!!! Well someone had to make it :p

[daniel]

Wouldn't Yuffie be interested in some sort of Wutai special? Ever been to Turtle Paradise???

Anyway no more Luco left for you so it's just cheapo pop from now on:)

[Yuffie]

No more lucozade? What do you mean? :D
Even if there is a shortage of it in the UK it's only because I've bought it all. :cool:

I also seem to have a collection of oranges, beans, mini cheddars and apple juice in here. O.o

[Zedie9]

YAAAAAY!!!! Well someone had to make it :p
:finger: Yes - we'd already discussed your thread in another thread. We had decided to wait for Charon to come create it, since regulars would never think of creating their own Named Thread or anything. :nana:

[Giea]

Yuffie.. Shocking News... Lucozade isn't going to be made any more.. due to the lack of Selling =/.. Now go cry to Mummy!

[silverDistortioN]

:finger: Yes - we'd already discussed your thread in another thread. We had decided to wait for Charon to come create it, since regulars would never think of creating their own Named Thread or anything. :nana:this is the lucozade thread that happens to have Yuffie's name on it, not Yuffie's named thread.

...i think.

[kai]

but the name of the thread implys she owns the thread and therefor it would be her thread whether or not it was about her. however there is no problem with creating a thread with ur name in the topic if it has nothing to do with the creator directly .. . . . . . . O_O :whatsign: . . . . . i lost myself there

[Zedie9]

However there is no problem with creating a thread with ur name in the topic if it has nothing to do with the creator directly .. . . . . . . O_O :whatsign: . . . . . i lost myself there
:D Close, but no. I think Silver is just giving her an 'out', and I'll go along with it... this time. :evilgrin:

[Giea]

wait right there mister!! you never give me an "out"! =(

[Yuffie]

Gimme a break, I got bored waiting for Charon. :p

And...yeeeeaaaah....this is the lucozade thread cunningly disquised as the official Yuffie thread! :D

[Yuffie]

:dontsign: DON'T let my thread die!!!!!!! ¬¬

[Kilu]

Evil Double Poster :furious:

Take her away boys :cop: :cop: http://205.209.144.11/hosting/userfiles/Yuffie/lucozade.jpg :cop: :cop:

[Giea]

*beep* Its a 1626-O-9 yes.. It's a Double Poster *Person on the phone* Eeeeeek!! Take her away *Giea* Ma'am you're gonna have to be locked up in the Closet.. Sorry *slams her in the closet*

[silverDistortioN]

oh, btw... the boards are set to use whatever time you've entered in your config. so that actually wasn't a double post since the second one occurred after midnight eastern time.

but i suggest we change it to 24 hours before double posting... to avoid confusion... what do you say? =)

[Kilu]

oh, btw... the boards are set to use whatever time you've entered in your config. so that actually wasn't a double post since the second one occurred after midnight eastern time.

but i suggest we change it to 24 hours before double posting... to avoid confusion... what do you say? =)


I see it as double post, and that's all I care about :p

[Giea]

I say Silvers a big poo poo head =P

[silverDistortioN]

and i say i'm an average-sized poo poo head.

[Charon]

:rofl:
Yeah thanks for waiting Yuffie. :roll:

[Giea]

and i say i'm an average-sized poo poo head.
For that comment young man.. you get your strippers taken away!! >_0 0_<

[silverDistortioN]

strippers!? =o
they're far too dignified to be strippers.

...they're prostitutes.

[Giea]

Oh really?? then I take away your masturbation priviledges.. or how ever you people spell it >_<

[silverDistortioN]

that's okay... i'll just use one of these...
*lets their imaginations run wild!*

[Yuffie]

Hey! You can't shut me in my own closet!!

Mainly because I have the key. O.o
*wanders out*

WOAH! Silver....that thing's just wrong, do it in your own thread! :p

And uh..hi Charon. ^^;

And the date on my post changed, I didn't pay attention to the time. :p

[Zedie9]

And the date on my post changed, I didn't pay attention to the time. :p
:D Don't worry - The longstanding rule has been to not consider posts on different dates to be doubles. :bounce:

[Kilu]

:D Don't worry - The longstanding rule has been to not consider posts on different dates to be doubles. :bounce:

http://205.209.144.11/hosting/userfiles/Kilu/same.jpg

Date didn't change for me as you can see. So, if you anyone is going to monitor double posts, I guess 24 hours (as Silver said) would be better way than date change, because we see different dates depending on our selected timezone.

And it's bouncy, not bounce :bouncy:

[Charon]

Did you guys choose moderators yet?

[silverDistortioN]

nope, i think we have to wait until Locke says we can.

[Kilu]

Session Start: Sun Aug 01 19:06:42 2004
Session Ident: #RPGN
~~
[20:18] <Locke-Cole> I hope noone starts posting nonsense on the new boards to try and reach their old ranks :/ I want it to grow naturally like before, not be rushed into a pile of rubbish :o We're gonna hold off doing moderator campaigning til September.
[20:19] <Kilu> I'm sure it won't go to total spamming
[20:19] <Locke-Cole> Once people adapt and switch over, I'll make a temporary forum area just for selling yourself as a mod
[20:19] <Kilu> haha
[20:19] * Zer0ith[AWAY] is still away -( Day = Work, Evening = Girlfriend, Night = Sleep )- gone 5 day 1 hr 28 min 54 s -( P:On / L:On )-
[20:19] <Locke-Cole> Campaign Headquarters :p
[20:19] <Locke-Cole> no one could afford the rent though, so all the candidates share one HQ :P
[20:19] <Kilu> :)
[20:20] <Locke-Cole> I plan to campaign strong and hard :p I'm a temp mod now, but I'll be campaigning along with everyone else. It'll be fun :p
~~

So that is the plan. :)

[FlashFirer]

Lucozade threads will ever be threads for drinking lucozade, so SHUT UP AND ENJOY IT!!!

[Zedie9]

And it's bouncy, not bounce :bouncy::p I know (as often as I use it), but thanks for pointing out the typo. :roll:

:wonder: There's no need to lecture me - the last time I checked, we were both newbs here. ;)

[Kilu]

:wonder: There's no need to lecture me - the last time I checked, we were both newbs here. ;)

MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAA. I lecture anyone I please as I please :p

But as this is a lucozade thread...
http://205.209.144.11/hosting/userfiles/Kilu/luco.jpg



And oh yeah, I can't believe no one noticed anything worth mentioning in the screenshot I posted :p

[FlashFirer]

O.o
...
Lara Croft is holding a fresh lucozade drink with the purpose of viciating everyone in lucozade?!! And Yuffie was the first one to be hit by the lucozade virus?!! And the lucozade virus kills?!!
YAY THE LUCOZADE VIRUS!
Die, Yuffie, die, Yuffie... *kicks Yuffie's lucozade bottle and breaks it*
Ops... O_O

[Giea]

Yuffie.. if you could please send me 10 Gallons of Lucozade to the USA plzokthx ;-)

[FlashFirer]

Hey, great idea!
*Die Bush* (*principally Bush*)
Hey...wait...don't kill Michael Moore! =(

[Zedie9]

:D Despite your screenshots, according to my screen, Yuffie didn't double post. :p

[Kilu]

But still, I can't believe no one noticed anything worth mentioning in the screenshot I posted :p

[daniel]

I cannot find anything suspicious apart from Mozilla being called Foxyfox instead of firefox, why is that?

[Lord Draud]

hi yuffie whats new long time no see!

[Thwyter]

maybe he had a program that edits it...or just used something like photoshop. Who knows, we'll won't know till Kilu wakes up from the idlness.

[Zedie9]

:D Bah. Hopefully it's something more important than that. ;)

[Kilu]

More important?!?!? It's the most important thing in the world! :p

And besides, I thought it was funny. I have changed it a bit after that shot was taken, now instead of Mozilla Foxyfox, it says Mr. Foxyfox :p It's a tribute to Silver dammit :)

[FlashFirer]

And Kilu truly knows. Huh. Hoh.

[daniel]

I see so my eagle eyes figured that thing out huh, or could it be that noone else checked it;) anyway it was pretty nice Kilu but I was almost certain at first that it had something to do with Yuffie's Lucozade sig :lol:

[Kilu]

Well, if I had photoshopped the image, I may have changed something like that, but it would have been too obvious :) :D

However, there is no photoshopping or anything like that involved :) :D

[Yuffie]

Hey I'm back again!!!!! *hugs her cuddly squidgy thread*

So, who missed me? :D


....


Well anyway, I've been away a few days shopping to get some nice America stuff. But now I'm back so hi. :)

Thanks for not killing my thread. ;)

[Giea]

"American Stuff" Racist?? HuH!?!? *shoots Yuffie* okie dokie all done =))

[Yuffie]

*grabs a bandage*

I was referring to the clothing I'll wear when I GO to America. ¬¬

*prods Giea*

[Giea]

how do you prod someone? =/ I wouldn't know I guess?

[Zedie9]

how do you prod someone? =/ I wouldn't know I guess?
:D It's like a poke, or maybe even a nudge, often with some specific goal or direction in mind. ;)

[Tantalus]

just for the interest of raising my rank count by 1 point and 'cause i am slightly drunk i will reply:)

See america's slang is known well by ordinary english ppl, but english slang is not well known by americans / canadians.

We use many many different terms for the same thing, for example in america fanny is merely your "butt" but here in england that is TOTALLY different:)

hope that clears things up.

obviously there are hundreds of words and phrases that most overseas ppl do not know

[daniel]

DAMN i was still logged in as my cousin, tis me of course Daniel NOT tantalus this time:):):)

[Kilu]

So, technically.... THAT WAS A DOUBLE POST :D :D :D

Anyway, Finnish people usually have quite good grasp of both British and US english, we learn British in school and US from TV. Hooray for TV?! :bouncy:

[daniel]

Yes Kilu, that is exactly right! TV learbs us about the americans, pity the massive majority have not seen fawlty Towers and Red Dwarf

[Giea]

Yes Kilu, that is exactly right! TV learbs us about the americans, pity the massive majority have not seen fawlty Towers and Red DwarfHey guess what I learbs today?? that learns isn't spelled learbs!! =P *prods Daniel* hehe like that?

[Charon]

Yes Kilu, that is exactly right! TV learbs us about the americans, pity the massive majority have not seen fawlty Towers and Red DwarfTwo of the greatest shows ever. :D PS, the american pilot of red dwarf sucked, even though jane leeves (drools) was in it.

EDIT, spelling ninja replace word "fo" with "of". Spelling ninja retreat now, have early bath and go to bed. Spelling ninja are mighty, type well, or face spelling ninja wrath.

[Zedie9]

Hey guess what I learbs today?? that learns isn't spelled learbs!! =P *prods Daniel* hehe like that?
:evilgrin: Maybe that's an example of British slang... ;)

[daniel]

*shakes head* nope that is an example of engilshhh being pished

and I saw the sp mistake, couldn't be arsed to change *pokes/prods/pushes giea all in good fun* ;)

[Giea]

Grrr damned the English Speech!

[Yuffie]

I'm back again, been suffering at work for hours!!!! :(
Got paid lots though so who gives a damn! :D

Working tomorrow as well. :(
I hate my job. :(

[daniel]

I have had this debate with someone before so I thought i'd share it with you Yuffie. A job that pays lots but which you hate is much the same as a job that pays a meagre sallary but you like :)

Try to find a job which pays a nice or great wage but above all make sure you LIKE your job:)

[Zedie9]

Got paid lots though so who gives a damn! :D

:confused: I was under the impression that telemarketers made paltry sums... :bouncy:

[Yuffie]

I don't really have a choice, I need the money but it's the only job that allows flexible enough hours to do acting as well.

They basically pay us to be abused because no one would do it for a bad wage. But because of the wage it's easy to replace us.

[Giea]

Thats.. Evil! They're using you!

[Zedie9]

Thats.. Evil! They're using you!
:D Welcome to life after school. :p

[Giea]

how do you really know hold old I am?? hmm??? hmm????!

[Yuffie]

I'm guessing you're an advanced 3 year old. :D

It'll also look good on my uni application because it emphasizes your elocution so I could speak proper in da theatre. :)

Anyway, back to what I was about to say. :p

I get my AS level results today. :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
I don't know what they are and I'm already upset. :p

Basically because if I get a certain result I'll study art and if I get another I'll study computing next year instead which I want to do.

I think I probably explained my situation elsewhere about this but it's not good. :p

I'll update later when I have the results. ;)

[Giea]

Advanced 3 year old...hmm. wait! screw you! =( I get my spelling test results today!... I hope I spelled my name right.. =(

[Yuffie]

Got my results. ;)

Business studies - B
Art - B
Drama - B
ICT - C (but very nearly a B!)
So it wasn't too bad. :)

[Giea]

haha loser I got a 100% on my spellin test! biatch!

[Zeugma 440]

Congrats, Tess ! :ctmarle:

As for Giea, you were badly underestimating him. He's actually an advanced 4-year old...

[Yuffie]

I'm not too pleased with my results, it means I'll have to suffer through art for another year but can't be helped.

[Giea]

I cant' even count up to 4 yet... whats the number for 911? jw?? =(

[Charon]

ICT? Don't remember studying that. What is it?

[Zeugma 440]

Isn't it Information & Computer Technology or something like that ?

[Yuffie]

Close, information and communication technology. :wonder:

It's building databases and things but really badly. I wanted to study computing but they sort of tricked us into thinking that was computing. ¬¬

[Yuffie]

Don't you go letting my thread die! AGAIN!!!

Where are my minions? ...Who have I still got again? :emlaugh:

[Yuffie]

STOP KILLING MY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :realmad:

Let's talk about...moths and spiders! Nah it's been done...

Ok can't remember if this has been done but my thread is now being hijacked by me for now until I can think of an alternative use as

THE FIRST AID THREAD!

If you're not well post your symptoms and we can suggest remedies to make it better. :)

Kiss of life not included.

EDIT!!!

Just thought I'd make a slight alteration. You'd all better get ill and start posting!!!!!! :realmad:

Ok, so who's my first patient? :evilgrin:

[Kilu]

I'm feeling quite fine actually.

[Yuffie]

:bash: :chair: :wall:

How about now? :ambulance:

[Zedie9]

:D Let me guess... you prescribe Lucozade for every illness and malady? :p

[Yuffie]

Well kinda, but I put a red cross on the label. :)

[Yuffie]

May I remind you all that lucozade did begin life as a medicinal drink. :D

Does that make me a drug addict? :wonder:

STOP KILLING MY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :realmad:

[Giea]

May I remind you all that lucozade did begin life as a medicinal drink. :D

Does that make me a drug addict? :wonder:

STOP KILLING MY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :realmad:Well, we kinda killed it, AFTER YOU STOPPED POSTING!!

[Yuffie]

...that was so not my fault. I blame the Americans for luring me to their country and their swimming pools, restaurants, theme parks and hot dogs! :bawl:

So it's all their fault.

[silverDistortioN]

I blame the Americans for luring me to their country and their swimming pools, restaurants, theme parks and hot dogs! :bawl:are you implying that american food is in fact, in contrast with british food, tasty? =o

[Kilu]

:) Everyone knows that british food is bad :D

Your thread comminted suicide I believe. It couldn't bare the weight of life anymore.

[Pezito]

Yeah, let the poor thing go ! ( ; _ ; )

:p

[Giea]

Now that we are implying that this thread is an "it" who's gonna walk it?

[silverDistortioN]

:) Everyone knows that british food is bad :Dyes, but... it is a well known fact that Yuffie doesn't like most foods. ...i think. >.>
my hypothesis is that she doesn't like them because they were prepared by a briton.

[jetblue]

I love shepherds pie and fish and chips with vinegar sauce. I make them as often as I can.http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/chef.gif But what I really want to try is eel pie or pasties. If it tastes like pike eel wich are numerous over here then it should be delicious.

I have searched half of the city but found no lucozade. I did find a soda made in warsaw and a korean peanut soda or health drink with ginsing.

[silverDistortioN]

shepherd's pie is irish! =o

i only had it once at this one place up in NJ... it was horrible. but i do recognize its potential for yumminess.

[Giea]

Just because it's Irish make's it bad?!?! Racist.. >.> <.<

[Lord Draud]

banger and beans baby every day all day !

[Yuffie]

I don't really like food from any country...I like america for the fast food, I like sweet and sour sauce and plain rice from china, I like spaghetti bolognese but only without any meat or veg so the sauce is sieved, I like pizza when it's not got all those herbs and stuff on it...and when it's margarita...

Get the picture? :D

[Astrolounge]

I'm open to just about anything food wise, though I like Italian the most.
Shepherd's pie is good to.
(Except fof the racist French name for it.)

Also Silver, Are you sure the nasty-ness of the food didn't have anything to do with the NJ part of that experiance?

PS: Don't eat Sea Cucumber, it's slimy all the way down when it's cooked lightly, and rubbery if it's cooked any longer.
Kind of like an oyster, but worse, MUCH worse.

[Pezito]

Advice taken. I wouldn't even try to eat sea cucumber actually... nor would I try to eat a big, juicy slug ! (>_<)

As for shepard's pie, what is it ?

[silverDistortioN]

Shepard’s pie is good to.usually i try not to point out mistakes in grammar or spelling, but when someone tries to imply our incompetence, jetblue, i think it's a little deserved: DICTIONARY.COM PLZ (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=shepherd%27s%20pie)

and jersey, the area i'm from, anyway, actually has some pretty good cooks/bakers/whatever. i think the guy must have been new there or something...

[Yuffie]

:rofl: :rofl: Hahahahahaha!! You know they did that funny thing in the jackass movie with sea cucumbers where it looked like they were HAHAHA and when you scare them they do that funny thing where they- ...oh wait, keep it clean. You'll have to research it yourselves. :angel:

[Astrolounge]

Thank you for bringing THAT up Yuffie.
(The sea cucumber was vomiting out its guts if anyone is wondering.)

Also Silver, I was not trying to imply incompetence, I typed that on Word, and it didn’t mark it wrong, (sorry if I offended you somehow.)

I have only been to New Jersey once, so I cannot really vouch for all the cooks there, but I do know that where I ate they served a salad that was grey, GREY! Salad should not be grey! And the eggs my friend ordered required a date with a stomach pump.

[Pezito]

Ah, ok... This sheperd's pie seems to be what we call a hachis Parmentier (or close to it) ; I like it. :p But what about the French name you said was racist ? I haven't found anything about it with Google.

(By the way, never trust Microsoft Word when it comes to correcting language mistakes - it sucks ! :D )

[silverDistortioN]

Thank you for bringing THAT up Yuffie.
(The sea cucumber was vomiting out its guts if anyone is wondering.)well, it *was* vomiting up its guts... but the guts are white and the sea cucumber is kinda phallic, if that helps complete your fun little mental images. =)

[jetblue]

You must come over for dinner one night Silver and try my take on shepherd's pie. I make it a bit spicy and use a little bit of mushrooms.http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/chef.gif When I use lamb meat I get terrible nightmare's so I use nice peices of beef. No vein's or fat.



Did the sea cucumber die? I saw a frog do that on the animal planet channel I think and it did it as a defence mechanism and swallowed them back up. It was fascinating!

[Astrolounge]

Yes it’s a defense mechanism, but unlike the frog you mentioned, the sea cucumber doesn’t suck it’s guts back up, it grows them anew, they only do it if they really have to, and only if they have eaten recently, as obviously, they can't while they regenerate.

As to Pezito’s statement, I suppose I should mention that it may only be a Quebec word. Anyway, it’s Pate de Chinois (doubt I spelled that right) but it is in reference to when Chinese people where used as slaves, that’s what they got fed, and it was considered unfit for “Civilized” people to eat. Hence why I think it’s racist.

(Or maybe the word was changed to be more politically correct,
like how "short" becomes "vertically challenged.") (~.^)

[Giea]

The reason why Yuffie isn't posting her little tushie off, is because she told me she was Christmas shopping. Hehe!

[silverDistortioN]

little?! =o

[Giea]

Would you like me to rate it? >.>

[jetblue]

BLAST!!!!! I got so much christmas shopping to do and I have'nt even started.
It's a little easy this year because all my family put up wish lists on various web sites so everyone gets something they want.

Except my mom's. Nothing you get her she like's. And when you ask her what she wants she say's nothing. Last year I got her hair products and everyone else got her gift certificates that she still has'nt used.

[Astrolounge]

Get her soap and rum. Or is that just MY mother?

[Giea]

Odd, because I thought this month is November, and Christmas is in December <(?.?)>

[Astrolounge]

Some people shop for a few gifts early, so there is less of a rush nearer to the holiday itself.

[Giea]

The Holidays are good for Wal-Mart. =D My cousin said that Wal-Mart is even crowded at 3:00 A.M. that's really sad.

[Astrolounge]

Our town does not have a Wal-Mart.
The only people who come to our town, come for the slopes and the weed.
God I wish I were kidding.

[silverDistortioN]

my family does this thing where they draw names for who buys gifts for whomever... and i got some guy i've never even met.

what the hell am i supposed to get him?! >.<

[Astrolounge]

You mean "Secret Santa?"
Buy him a tie. When in doubt, buy guys a tie.

[Nall]

You could give him all your family's belongings :)

[silverDistortioN]

You mean "Secret Santa?"
Buy him a tie. When in doubt, buy guys a tie.no, we call it a pollyanna... not sure why, tho. the difference is we know who's going to be buying us the gift.

anyway... ties suck.

[Astrolounge]

True, But they always fit.

[silverDistortioN]

how about a butt plug?! =o

[Giea]

Give him an X-Box and Halo 2 XD. I would love it.. ^.^

[Yuffie]

I had such an icky start to the day! I forgot my music for my singing lesson, my lunch, missed breakfast and forgot the money for some show tickets...luckily someone gave me some money for the tickets and lunch and I borrowed my friend's music so it got better. :)

I've been christmas shopping. :D

[jetblue]

A butt plug?
I heard those things are useless and cause irregular heart beats and sometimes heart attacks.


Just get him a 25$ gift card for a local X-rated store.
Then make bet's with family members to see if he use's it.

[Astrolounge]

Yes jetblue, butt plugs do have a purpose, and no, they don't cause heart problums.
Funny gift idea though.
Here's my idea; Buy him a hunting knife. If he is a actually a guy he should like it.

[Yuffie]

This may sound strange...but how is a butt plug actually supposed to be sexually pleasing..? :wonder:

Strange idea...wonder who thought THAT idea up...

I saw a funny butt plug on tv once for posh people, it had a really expensive and posh clock on the other end. :rofl: Very freaky though. :)

Forgot something!!!

I'm having a dilemma!!!

What do you buy a 17 year old guy who's a theatre lighting and sound technician who likes things like Halo and Grand theft auto for Christmas?! :wonder:

[Giea]

I thought butt plugs were only for gay people.. XD

[silverDistortioN]

first thing...

the butt plug thing was just something witty to say in response to Astrolounge saying that ties... "always fit."
...i have a feeling no one was paying attention... >.>

second thing...
What do you buy a 17 year old guy who's a theatre lighting and sound technician who likes things like Halo and Grand theft auto for Christmas?! :wonder:halo 2 or GTA: san andreas... or nothing. that would be okay too. >.>

[Giea]

Give him a really shiny watch ^.^

[Astrolounge]

This may sound strange...but how is a butt plug actually supposed to be sexually pleasing..?
They aren't ment to be.
NEXT!
Silver, I'm suppose this topic must have simply been to funny to pass up.
NEXT!

What do you buy a 17 year old guy who's a theatre lighting and sound technician who likes things like Halo and Grand theft auto for Christmas?!

Hire a stripper. He won't care what you get him then. :)

[Yuffie]

He's already got GTA: San Andreas and will be buying Halo 2 before christmas. :rofl:

And I don't think he should unwrap a stripper in front of his parents. :p

But...uh...good effort.

[silverDistortioN]

buy him a vibrator with a video camera in it. (you know they gotta make 'em.)
that way, when he opens it in front of his parents, you can see the reaction on their faces. =)

[Charon]

http://www.the-console-corner.com/ps2_spider_pad_controller.htm


That should do it.

EDIT: this ones not bad too

http://www.computerbrain.com/applications/search/itemdetails.asp?sku=78501

[Astrolounge]

What's wrong with a stripper? His mother will be outraged at the sender, not him, and his dad will be too busy trying to conceal his exitement.
Just don't SIGN her and you should be fine.

[Cyrano de Hero]

Get him one of those inflatable women you can get at the sex store. I'm sure he'll find plenty of things to do with one of those. Just make sure you get the right gender, though...

[Astrolounge]

(Chief Wiggium- Oh just get one of those inflateable women... Make sure it's a woman though, because one time I... Uhh... Let me give you a ride home.)

On Topic...If there's a topic to be on anyway: I stand by my Hunting Knife suggestion. They're useful, and they can be fun too. Especially if you learn to throw them right.

[Yuffie]

...maybe I should just get him some socks. It's safer. :)

[Giea]

Or, maybe you should start posting more!! Before the expolise microscopic bomb in Asia blows up the whole world.

[Astrolounge]

You fool, get you facts straight,
it's in Mongolia.

[Mithrandir]

Socks? SOCKS?! Who gives socks for a present except grandmothers?

May I suggest some book or some DVD he might like?:D

And what's this obsession about socks? :p

[Astrolounge]

Black socks are the perfect gift apparently.
Because everyone could use them, you simply can't go wrong with them.

"Well we have many kinds of black. We have dark black, and midnight black, and jet black, and navy black...ect."

[Lord Draud]

how about a book of necromatic spells? or a human skull i always wanted one to liven up my room , how about a neat looking sacrafical dagger.....if not for him buy me one i live at 116 rice ave hamilton ont canada north america earth milkyway

[jetblue]

A sacrificial blade always comes in handy. A good dagger makes the perfect gift.


I have been looking for a afgan kard for year's now. I use to have one when I was a kid. My dad gave me one for practice and defending myself. It's one of the best fighting knives I know.
Sadly my dad gave it away to some punk. We had a huge argument about it. And for year's Ive been searching the store's and the web for one.
It's about a foot long triangular single edge blade with no guard and a goat bone handle. Even the arab store's around here only have kadja's and bukri's.
I might have to travel all the way to afganistan to buy one.

[Astrolounge]

A bone knife is essentially a Kard.
You know if you get a set of kitchen knives in different sizes, they useually come with a huge one with the same type of blade.
so... Yeah. Try "Kitchen Works" or that kind of store.

The largest knife I have ever seen/owned was a Gurkha Kukri Knife, (doubt I spelled that right) from India I belive. If your wondering it's the kind that has a sharp angular curve in it like a birds wing, and is sharp on the inside edge.

But I still like bows, better than swords and knives.

[Lord Draud]

i own a short sword that have a serated sides near the bottem i was told that it was not a good blade but i sharpened it up and set to work on a few blocks of wood and i think it will stand up to combat its a good foot and a half long blade with a spiked handle (two spikes juting out from the bottem most people get hurt but i know how to hold it properly)

[jetblue]

Yeah it look's exactly like some kitchen knives only with a thicker bridge and of couse stronger steel. But the blade is a bit diffrent. If you look at it from the tip It kind look's like a "T"

I will reward anyone handsomely if they can find me a afgan kard.
There's a movie I think Its called "TANK" about afgan feedom fighters trying to stop a russian tank and the goat herder's all have the exact same knife Im looking for.

I already have a sword. I dont like it. I keep it in the basement. Well its my dad's sword actually. And before that it was my grand dads. There use to be more swords and guns and knives that my dad picked up when he was in the military moving from place to place but he sold most of them off or gave them away. Like my knife. He gave it away on purpose.http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/mad.gif

[Lord Draud]

but why, if he gave it to you it was yours, if i found my sword missing i would use a knife to kill my dad that swrod is part of me! i don't understand how parents can be so mean if i ever had a kid ( i'll adopt from japan or china ) ill never treat it to horribly not to strick but not to loose

[jetblue]

He use to tell me "born with a knife die with a sword"
I was very young when he gave it to me but when I got older he began to dislike the way I grew up and in his own twisted mind giving away my knife was his way of showing how much he disliked me. He use to do all kinds of shit like that. Like taking my dog to the shelter without telling me.
Its a long story,but he never treated my brother's like this.
I dont think I can ever have a sword of my own. It has to be given to me as a gift or mabey found in a tomb. I just cant outright and buy one. And If I do find a place that sell's a kard I will get one of my freinds to buy it for me for my b-day or xmas.

[Astrolounge]

I have a pair of daggers I can fight well enough with, I like my saber FAR better though.
Anyway... Try angelswords.com or some other net site. Often they will try too screw you, but this one is alright. Expensive though.

[jetblue]

It's good to see that you guy's are into blades and the old way's.
There are not many like that over here.
Guns are good and all but most combat is hand to hand and that's were blades come in handy.
Bow's are so cool!







Guy's I am so paranoid about what I post now because last week on another forum where I get games from, me and 3 others got banned because we were anti-bush. I can still look around on the forum but cannot post and I noticed all the post's I made have been deleted.
And they were'nt even that bad. No worse than what I post here.
I thank the god's Locke Cole has made a sanctuary.

[Astrolounge]

Yeah Bush can blow his bombs up his ass for all I care.

Anyway... I am a resonably good shot with a bow, and swords will always hold a place for me beside them.
The only gun I really use is a BB gun, we have a 22. but I don't particularly like it, if you miss, you don't get a second shot before your target flees.
Oh, unless a homeade "gun" counts.

[Jupeter]

Lucozade thread? weird.

How come you dont do a red bull thread its much nicer and it gives you a load more enrgy. Lucozade is nice but no where nere Red Bull quality.

P.S. George Bush is great.

[Astrolounge]

Red bull is fine, but Yuffie is not pathalogically obsessed with it.

At least in America you know when your elections are going to be...
With our they just sort of throw it at you...
Honestly it's like this;
______________________
ELECTION!
What? Sh** now?!?
I don't even have pants on!
There's a sign on my lawn! Who did that?
Oh, damn... Who's the prime minister now?
*muffled response*
Who?
*muffled response*
Jean creatin?
Well I'm not going to vote for a creatin.
*muffled response*
Ohh, pronouced Crechen you say...
Is he an English or a French?
*muffled response*
What do you mean nither?
______________________
You folks have an easy system, every four years, your going to have an election.
And in Florida, they even know who's going to win.
The election wasn't even about the country towards the end.
It's about who went to Vietnam and who diddn't.
I suppose if you actually look at the war recored you can compare,
"Let's see three purple hearts vs one black one." Hmmm...

Something tells me I'm not alowed in the states anymore...

[Lord Draud]

bah who needs them? bush is a puppet for his father and his father is a puppet for his wife the only one with a brain and a iq higher then 60, hell tehre still counting votes and finding that kerry would have won but do they give a flying fuck no SURPREsS SURPRESS! at least that poor excuse for a chimp will only be pres for 4 more years...unless someone snipes his ass......at least he got the US back into space exploration again

[Astrolounge]

When Kerry was speaking in a debate or some such, I remember seeing the look Bush had on his face...
I have never before seen someone look so much, like he was trying to look like he was paying attention.
And Bush always seems to sort of, short out, in the middle of his presentations, like;
"I belive that yo- nurgh, hash bebnit..."
There is a conspireicy that some group of suits are feeding him answers.
Or at least shocking him when he gets the wrong one. :)

PS: If by "encourageing space exploration" you mean being so stupid people try to find out just how far they can possibly get away from him, than yes. Yes he did.

[jetblue]

Angelswords.com has some beutiful blades.
The Falcata really caught my eye.
The prices are worth it if they make it themselves. None of that India or chinese remake stuff.
Mabey I should special order a damascus blade kard with my specs.
The one I use to have had farsi writing on it so I knew it came from over there. I think it said something about allah.
But would this be cheating in some way? I could have my emblem on the blade. Make it more personal.

[Lord Draud]

no he said that he would see to it that he would put another man on the moon and try to keep the mars proggys going..mostly it might be cause some one wants to get REALY far aways from the chimp

[Astrolounge]

But would this be cheating in some way? I could have my emblem on the blade. Make it more personal.Find out what you name looks like in Indian, If it looks cool, go with that.

PS: Interesting, the Falcata was the first thing that caught my eye as well.

no he said that he would see to it that he would put another man on the moon and try to keep the mars proggys going..mostly it might be cause some one wants to get REALY far aways from the chimp

Another man on the moon? Of course! Because they never landed on the moon, so he can reveal the lies of the past and take credit for it!
I don't really belive the Apollo missions happened, for several reasons that I won't go into right now.

[daniel]

Bush has a vision which is more than can be said for thre liberals like french.

He bombs and goes in when others will not. call him what you want him and my prime minister will go down in history in a very good way. If people do not like that then they should go and join bin laden and his doomed comrades who are trying to spread islam to every corner of the globe.

I hope Iran and north korea get annihilated

[Astrolounge]

Bush has a vision which is more than can be said for thre liberals like french.

He bombs and goes in when others will not. call him what you want him and my prime minister will go down in history in a very good way. If people do not like that then they should go and join bin laden and his doomed comrades who are trying to spread islam to every corner of the globe.

I hope Iran and north korea get annihilated

Holy redneck Batman!

I find this post funny.

"Which is more than can be said for thre liberals like french" Now I'm not even entirely sure I know what this means, I know "thre" is either "The" or "There," But I think you mean "France" not "french."

"Bombed where others did not" yes, because that's the mark of a great man. One who starts wars.

"...My prime minister..." You have a president. You can say president, we know what that is.

I doubt "Dubya" will go down as a great man, but that's just my opinion.

The world is not divided into Pro-Bush, and Bin-Laden.

Every religion in the histroy of the known universe has tried to spread itself to every corner of the world, The Crusades for example, was a systematic slaughter to promote cristianity, and the Nazis tried to eradicate the jews.

And lastly, not everyone in North Korea and Iran are trying to destroy America.

I just can't think highly of a man who said, "I think we can all agree, the past is behind us."
Ah well, your entitled to your opinion I suppose.

PS: When you put "Iran" did you mean "Iraq?"

[Kilu]

I smell flame war arising.

I would have wished for Kerry to win. Not because I like Kerry or anything, or really care about their parties or politics at all. However I despise how Bush and his posse has handled the Iraq situation, and that would have been enough reason for me to get him replaced.

[jetblue]

Guy's dont flame war. This is how it started in the forum I got baned in.
Let it die.*cast's Ignore*This is part of the silent civil war that is going on across the nation. I dont want it to spread here.
THIS IS SANCTUARY.

But good reply there Astrolounge. The post in the other forum was started as a "honour" post because 2 members had relatives fighting in Iraq. These 2 member's showed pictures and stuff but began to grow more angry towards bush and his policies. But mainly the recruiters that convinced there relative's to join. The last phrase that was used that I think got us all banned was "Neo-Christian Bushite".




Perhaps I should delete this post.http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/ponder.gif*still feel paranoid*

[Astrolounge]

Don't worry, that was the last post I intended to put about him as it really sums everything up quite well. It's just hard to resist, there are a plethora of jokes to be had. But I digress.

I don't even live in the states so It doesn't matter much to me anyway.
*Allows potential flame war embers to extinguish.*

[daniel]

yes flame war as u call it seems to be in the making stage. I would just like a correction.

Firstly I am english, I have a prime minister so don't be a gimp.

Secondly, I meant Iran. Iraq has been conquered...haven't you checked the news? I have, I follow it quite often....Check ur facts befote posting

ahhhh you are a fool. just re read ur post and had to laugh. Well, I meant "the" ...liberals are those with an ideology that pretends to be for equal rights, human rights etc..but in the end the ideology is flawed and leads to a massive increase in crime, rights for criminals and waiting nine hundred years for rogue nations to aquire a nuclear weapon. Then they say "whoooops what shall we do" too late france/Germany should we now appease every rogue nation like with Hitler....God liberals are thick as dog turd.

Also, if you had seen as many documentaries on North Korea and Iran as I have you would realise that they do not give a damn, esp north korea, they will willingly launch one. That is why they must be stopped. Still I bet you think we can do this through handing out roses?

Like it or not Bush was re elected with a clear mandate and him and my prime minister will bomb whoever disagrees.

[Lord Draud]

lol i can't let this pass. first i DO read the news and the fact is the US is LOSEING, they are losing men and equipment they are losing moral and most of all respect around the world faster then sand through a hour glass. i am al for geting rid of people that threaten world peace....not the nations that house them you wanna stop NK from droping the bomb snipe there leader, and also you stupid bloody wanker iran is trying its fucking damndest to aplease the US so they won't get invaded your primeminaster joined up for cause first every one loves a wartime leader and second he knew the war was gonna drag on and no one chooses another leader in war unless they must its a basic human instint to stick with what you know in uncerten times (like war), now i am by no means a liberal i enjoy the hard line but be smart about it.

[jetblue]

Who wants to help me design my new knife?http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/smile.gif

Let's start with the type of steel.
Damascus,low carbon steel,or a type of spring steel?

Keep in mind it will be about the length of my old knife abou 16 inches(sorry dont know in CM) or should it be smaller like about 13 inches.
Should I stick with the traditional "T" shape blade or "V" shape?
I heard damascus wont hold a "T" shape that well.

I sometimes suspected that my old knife was not forged but was ground down from some type of russian machine then heated and engraved. It kinda looked like spring steel.

[Astrolounge]

Since I already said it's your opinion, and that I have no intention of changeing it, and that I am letting the flame war die, I don't intend to counter your logic daniel.

Anyway, jetblue, I am relatively farmiliar with imperial, so don't worry about that.
Now unless you have quite a bit of money to throw around on this, go with steel. Depending on how you plan to fight with it would be a major factor of picking carbon content though.
I would not recomend a "V" shaped blade, as that type of stab wound will close much more easily than the famous (or infamous if you prefer) "T" shaped wound which the knife is well known for.
Hope I helped at least a little.

[Lord Draud]

hmm i always liked carbon its strong and light, i am not as familyer with knifes, i am more of a sword person, but i know this if you want a weapon that will kill slowly and with almost no way to stop the bleeding go with a kris style blade or serated V that way when you stab with it and rip it out it does more damage internaly a gut stab will be fatal and slow as he will ether die of septic shock or just bleed out

[jetblue]

I was thinking it would cost about 4 or 5 hundred to make. Cheaper if I get it machined or actually find a real one.
I wish I had the skills to make my own.

I can picture the blade in my mind but should it curve a little or be straight.
I always thought the old one was to straight that it would snap at the tip because it was so thin.

I forgot. On the old knife the tip was round. The makers had heated the tip so it melted to a nice sharp round needle like tip. So it was not sharpened for bout 2 CM from the tip and the rest was. I always wondered why they did that.
Now that I think more,its gonna be real hard to duplicate the old knife. Its construction was so strange. There were 4 grooves on the thick part of the blade near the engravings also.

[daniel]

Look who used the first proper insult...sad that you feel the need to swear you baby.

Whatever you say doesn't make 1 iota of difference. It is my ideology which is being put into practice not yours, it is george bush that was re-elected as I predicted, not you. It is saddam who is ousted, the taleban that is gone and sadly the French and germans, pathetic little wimps that they are, will not escape islamification.

Haha they were even bullied and threatened when they banned religious symbols from schools.

What did you call me a "stupid bloody wanker"........hmmmm atleast I am not a foul mouthed idiot then.

If anyone is stupid it is you, because you do not realise that the men who are dying are dying to get rid of threats and also they joined something called the army. Do you even know what the army is? Soldiers do die you know, they are there for combat and to obey their leader so do not be stupid like a lot of people I read about them saying "ooooo they are dying, when is nasty bush/blair going to stop this war" ...sorry but this was started by rogues.

If people like you were erased, we would not have had to endure hitler.

Iran is appeasing thanks to the efforts of george Bush and Tony Blair. left to the french etc, saddam would still be in power, Libya still wanting nuclear weapons and Iran/North Korea slowly building up its arsenal without anyone interfering.

take a look at 1000 dead US men/women and realise that they did not die for nothing.
Realise that sometimes sending the army out TO DO IT'S DAMN JOB is neccessary. Now thats all I have to say.....go away

[Lord Draud]

you think i give a damn about 1000 dead grunts? and yes i know what you army is and i am betting i know more about it then you cause i look at things from a impartial veiw (fact is 1000 dead grunts mean that some moron with the same veiws as you did think to just try and kill saddam once you make it clear that if you don't play nice you don't get to play at all they will start thinking about if its worth there lives to rule a people that want them), and from this veiw un coloured by hate and fear i see that YES rouge nations and the like are a threat but the fastest way to remove them is not to carpet bomb the nation but remove the ones making it a threat i have a few freands that are islamic and they never tryed to push it on me or anyone else its not there way, i am guessing that your a W.A.S.P (white anglo saxen prodestent) or the like that can't see past your own nose let alone your redoric so let me make it clear to you BUSH IS HITLER replace jews with anyone not american or alleid with them and there you have it you just have to see past the fact that unlike hitler he is going about it smarter mind you i dought someone of your IQ could see that far into a subject with out your ideology geting in the way

[oneforthelord]

Childish, oh so childish. Can you people not even control yourselves and argue without going for each other's throats? Locke, please do something about this. Nothing good will come out of this puerile behaviour.

If I were to distill everything it would be something like this:

A: My opinion is X.
B: No, your opinion is wrong. You are stupid.
A: No, YOU are stupid, because of Y.
B: No, YOU are stupid, because of Z.
A: Well YOU'RE a moron because of C, D and E.
B: Sez you! YOU'RE a moron and I'm not because of F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M, and N.
A: No F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M and N are not right because I do O,P,Q,R and S. Besides, YOU'RE an idiot because of T and U.
B: You idiot! V and W prove that YOU'RE the idiot!

And so on and so forth. When will it ever end? Grow up people.

[jetblue]

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*Must Resist. Thou shall not soil thy own home*



I tried drawing the knife to scale the way I remembered and It looks very difficult. Mabey It will cost over a 700 to make.
Im beggining to have second thoughts because no matter how close I come to duplicating it, it will not be the same.
Its time to find a new knife. And I must not compare it to the balance and the feel of the old one.

Either that or prepare for a trip to afganistan. I could speak some arabic but not farsi.

[Astrolounge]

Argueing is not entirely childish,
although that is much of the reason I have drifted out of this one.

[Lord Draud]

i like it cause it exercices the mind trying to out wit the other person i happen to enjoy it mind you if you get to into like i did you start flinging insults around i am sorry

[Locke Cole]

Childish, oh so childish. Can you people not even control yourselves and argue without going for each other's throats? Locke, please do something about this. Nothing good will come out of this puerile behaviour.Stop this bickering children! Both of you have your own views, and you can freely express them, but don't start attacking each other. Believe it or not, we are on the same side, and we all want peace in this world of ours. There are other methods to peace then war, however sometimes things must be done.

I am not siding with either of you, as my opinion would be unfair due to my standings as an administrator of the forum. People tend to fear disagreeing with me simply because I'm a mod, however believe it or not, I'm not a nazi post deleter, and won't ban you for expressing yourself!

I will say, both sides took it to the extreme, quotes like "If people like you were erased, we would not have had to endure hitler." are way out of line. Disagreeing with Bush and his methods does not make you hitler's best buddy. At the same time, supporting Bush doesn't mean you are pure evil.

Please keep your opinions civilized. Attack the issue, not each other.

Guy's I am so paranoid about what I post now because last week on another forum where I get games from, me and 3 others got banned because we were anti-bush. I can still look around on the forum but cannot post and I noticed all the post's I made have been deleted.
And they were'nt even that bad. No worse than what I post here.
I thank the god's Locke Cole has made a sanctuary.
Never fear expressing your opinions here. You are in good hands. I support free speech as long as you stay civilized, and don't attack each other. We have minor forum rules, however they are to prevent spam, not your enjoyment and freedoms. :)

[TheDragonKnight]

Like it or not Bush was re elected with a clear mandate and him and my prime minister will bomb whoever disagrees.
Have you stopped at loked at that statment? You truely want thoughts like like for the leaders of your country? I find that down right scary, read between the lines and it seems your saying bus is in power and is prepared to use military force to stay there. I sound alarmist with that but the really scary part is that bush is already using him military to stay in power, not on his own citizens of course, simply on sombody else, but why not? Wageing war is practacly the accepted american practice something like every other american president has led that country to war.

Not to bash america, they have a war based economy, thats just the way it is and i agree that thre are people out there who need to be introduced to the buisness end of something high calibur. However his choices of targers are questionable. Aside from all the propraganda and catch phrases (even notice how The War Against Terror is never seen as an abbrevation? {TWAT}) hitting Iraq is not about world peace, by there own admission they only have a problem with america, that is a matter for them, and there national security, it really doesnt involove the rest of us, except for the governments the US has leaned on to force support. if bush wanted world peace why didnt he hit soemwhere like N.Korea for example, you know the guys with ICBM's and nukes, that theyve proven they have with a few test firings. but of course that would accualy be a real war, a dangerous one, Kim jong-il has proven he wont jsut roll over, far be it for the US to attack someone who was a real threat.

And dont even be thinking about trying to give me some political excuse, if Bush ever cared about politics except his own he would have listened when the rest of the UN told him not to go in.

By the way, we never did see thoses Weapons of Mass Destruction.

[Astrolounge]

Oh don't worry, of course Bush had proof to the existance of the weapons of mass destruction.
He simply went through the old records books, and found his copy of the original bill of sale.

See, makeing that joke is going to keep me out of the states, so I hope you laughed at it...

[Lord Draud]

lol i was gonna say that he knew they have then cause they SOLD THEM TO HIM! thikn there gonna admit that? its like giving a child a gun and then when he kills some one with it trying to use that as a basses for gun control, the US help the taliban in the 70's when the big bad red army rolled in they trained them and gave them missles and gun to fight them off, then when they left so did the US leaving a governmentless shattered land that grew to hat the ones that abanded them the US has made EVERY problem they have faced in the last 14 years, bush and like minded people like him are the true reson the world is at the brink, they are greedy and have no long term sight thus they harm more then heal its like puting a bandaid on a gernade wound it looks like its helping but tis not, you need a new policy and fast

[jetblue]

Bravo Astrolounge and Lord Draudhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Astrolounge]

Oh dear, during this I have missed some of jetblue's posts about his knife!
I will have to correct that.

I forgot. On the old knife the tip was round. The makers had heated the tip so it melted to a nice sharp round needle like tip. So it was not sharpened for bout 2 CM from the tip and the rest was. I always wondered why they did that.
Now that I think more,its gonna be real hard to duplicate the old knife. Its construction was so strange. There were 4 grooves on the thick part of the blade near the engravings also.
A sharp rounded tip? Had four marks that looked like they were notched into it you say?
I do belive what you used to own, was a genuine Previously used assasin's weapon! Hooray for you, I guess.
The notches likely represent kills the previous owner made, that's where some of this theory comes from.
The rest is that it's a middle eastern knife, and the odd tip you described and the area of the blade that is sharp, sounds to have been made expressly for;
1. Slitting the throat from behind the victim,
OR
2. A backstab type attack. Likely while holding the victim's mouth closed with the free hand to muffle the scream.

Also most Kard style knives can be thrown quite well.
In closeing, yes you should get a new knife, as that one was likely very uniqe.
But this is mostly just speculation.

Anyone else? Your thoughts?

[jetblue]

Damn your right. Must not add fuel.


Back to blades. So many to choose from. I was kinda thinking of a double edged kindjal or similiar.
Damn I wish there was a knife store where you could try out and throw and mabey bend the blade to see if its any good.

[Yuffie]

I'm back for the moment again! :D
Been really busy though, doing the whole university application stuff now.

By the way, finished my christmas shopping, got him "Dawn of the Dead" and "Love Actually" on DVD and a big disney picture frame thing with a picture of us in it (pretty sweet) and I think that's it...seemed like I bought more before I started writing it down... now I feel cheap. :-\

Especially as I know how much he's spent. >_<

But I did get some disney princesses wrapping paper for everyone's presents. :D

By the way!

http://www.planetlara.com/ecards/xmas4.jpg

[jetblue]

Dawn of the Dead is sick wicked awsome. He will love it.
One of the best zombie movies.


I want Lara croft for christmashttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/heartbeat.gif

[oneforthelord]

Have you stopped at loked at that statment? You truely want thoughts like like for the leaders of your country? I find that down right scary, read between the lines and it seems your saying bus is in power and is prepared to use military force to stay there. I sound alarmist with that but the really scary part is that bush is already using him military to stay in power, not on his own citizens of course, simply on sombody else, but why not?
I don't really see how Bush is using the military to stay in power. If anything he's using the military to punish those he doesn't like (and that can't really hit back). I don't see how sending his countrymen to die in a foreign land can help him stay in power.


Wageing war is practacly the accepted american practice something like every other american president has led that country to war.
I think it's more accurate to say that the accepted American practice is to ignore everyone else and go ahead with 'National Interests', which sometimes turns out to be 'Personal Interest' on the part of Mr. President. America has done many many things to block, stymie and disrupt any agreements or policies of any sort that might threaten its economy, etc. Need proof? Do a search on global environmental issues and South-east Asian regional cooperation.


if bush wanted world peace why didnt he hit soemwhere like N.Korea for example, you know the guys with ICBM's and nukes, that theyve proven they have with a few test firings. but of course that would accualy be a real war, a dangerous one, Kim jong-il has proven he wont jsut roll over, far be it for the US to attack someone who was a real threat.
Well if Bush had hit North Korea there would be far less world peace than there is now. There'd be a full-scale war involving the countries around the region: China, North Korea, South Korea and possibly Japan (no more anime or video games!) along with the US and UK intervention. Besides, you do know that at any time North Korea can just fire its artillery and Seoul would disappear from the map. Now, the US can't have that, Seoul is a valuable ally, and the rest of the US' allies might become very uncomfortable. Thus the US can't attack North Korea anytime soon.

Anyway for all his flaws and faults, you must admit that Bush is a strong leader. If anything, he may be too strong...headed!

[Lord Draud]

lol NK launched a test missle that buzzed japan if the us invaded NK japan would jump on as fast as they can sign there name, China would most likely stay put to see if its worth it ( they are currently inthe middle of econimical changes that would be put to a halt if war broke out) and SK would join the us and try to gain back the other half of the contry mind you yes since NK has nukes and is willing to use them bush is not gonna attack em, and TDK had it half right it was EVERY president that has been in power longer then one year has gone to war or has help out in one way or another they truly do not know any other way

[daniel]

The last statement is right, Japan does have a policy however not to attack without it being in defence.

North Korea certainly needs sorting out, if there is anyway to stop them aquiring nuclear weapons (I realise they may already have them but the means to deploy them is somewhat harder) so be it, and if that has to mean war, however much it is a bad thing, it is often the only solution to cfertain things.

I watched 2 documentaries on North Korea and was scared. The main general there said "If we attck first do not be surprised, we reserve that right"

If anyone wants me to translate that it means "We are dangerous, and we need stopping before we CAN attack"

North Korea's population is brain washed, sanctions only make it worse for the people and let's face it, North Korea has only 1 goal, Nuclear armoury so it can use it as a bargaining chip.

I hope they are not stupid enough to realise that if they start a war they will have no country left. Somehow I suspect they know that too well. But If they got hold of nuclear weapons they could easily be traded to the wrong people.

North Korea must be stopped, Iran and Syria must be stopped also. I Value the civilians of them countries less than the ones we have here for 2 reasons (yes that sounds evil doesn't it)

a. Their civilians are also barmy and would celebrate our destruction
b. If we attacked them it would be due to desperation and to stop a future/present threat. If they attacked us it would almost certainly be in aggression. (or for some kind of ridiculous "hold war")

maybe Value was the wrong word. I'd also add that if push came to shove, the destruction of 3 countries far outweighs the INNOCENT destruction (or partial destruction) of mine, america and another world war.

If that is too far right for you then tough

[jetblue]

I was looking around googleing kard and I came up with this:


http://www.atlantacutlery.com/imagelib/0400076_L_000.jpg


This looks close to what I use to have except the blade was straighter and a little wider at the base.
Its pretty close.
They call it a persian kard. $125.

[Lord Draud]

i agree that no one should be dancing in the street at the death of innocent people. NK does have nukes but like the US they won't use them unless we provoke them sorta sounds stupid but its the mexican stand off. while i base the value of life based on what a person has done ( no one is equal) that is to say i see no borders, only people, i must add that your country is far fom innocent at one point you thought it was your gos given right to rule the world and concured 30% of the total land mass in the name of god you managed to piss off a lot of people, and every since the 50's americahas been the niggest meddler in the world so they can hardly be called innocent the main diff between iraq and the US is iraw forgot to cover up all of there dirty deeds

[jetblue]

These are the style but diffrent. Not quite what Im looking for.

http://www.oriental-arms.com/photos/items/30/000130/ph-0.jpg

http://www.oriental-arms.com/photos/items/20/000120/ph-0.jpg

http://www.oriental-arms.com/photos/items/11/000111/ph-0.jpg

This one is afgan and the base of the blade is like the old one but its a little thinner and longer but thats how straight the blade was.

Guy's show us your blades and weapons.http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/smile.gif Or ones you plan to purchase.

[TheDragonKnight]

oh thats easy, i watna custom built (custon meaning fitted to me, and designed the way i like it) sniper rifle :P of course as cool as a real rifle would be, i think id rather have ti modified to fire paint balls with high accuracy rather than bullets, that way i get to use it as well :P

[Lord Draud]

a .50 calibur sniper rifle (perferably candian or german make) all the way man with custom DU AP explosive rounds and with flash and sound surpretion 120x scope,night vistion, maybe IR as well i prolly think of more later

[Yuffie]

Wow my thread's talking about intelligent stuff!! I'm special. :)

[jetblue]

This is the only gun left in the house that my dad did'nt sell.
Im not sure but I think he got it from veitnam. It looks just like this but with more rust and its chromed.Very shiny. But it still fires.


http://mactec-militaryarms.com/684a_mak.jpg





It was hard to find a picture on the net.
I think some of my other brothers have some more of my dad's pistols but they probably sold them.


Lord Draud post a picture of your sword or one that looks like it. Im curious I bet its razor sharphttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/smile.gif

Did anyone see that episode of Law and Order with a teen that had a sword and used it to kill another and the dad got charged instead for buying the sword for his son. They made owning a sword seem so bad.

[Astrolounge]

a .50 calibur sniper rifle (perferably candian or german make)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*Wipes tear from eye*
Because THATS what Canada excells at... Military applications.

(I don't THINK Canada is known for making quality sniper rifles...
But it would be just like us sneakey buggers.)

[Lord Draud]

lol we are ( i am a canadiian gun nut ) i and all our cool weapon stuff get sold to the us but we keep a lot of it as well our sniper rifle are world famous for out shooting all others, we are in fact the best country in the world for making new weapons and improving old ones its just aht be don't like to but it into practical use but the US pays big bucks for our shit....then fucks it up so its half as good as it was :(

thats a very nice gun i am beting from the pic its a .38? i would clean it up if i was you rust and dirt will cause i miss fire of a jam that might end up destroying the gun and or your hand, i don't have a digital camera but i will see if i can get a freind to take one

[Astrolounge]

Even if our guns are good, the helicopters still need work. The Labrador helicopters, I think thats part of the problem...
Labrador...
Look at other countries helicopters, things like Blackhawk.
Canada's, Labrador.

How about even Butterfly, Sparrow, Squirrel. (Something that at least OCASIONALLY flies) But NO. It's a big dumb dog that can't wait to jump in the water...
One crashes, send one to look for it,
now you have two to find.

But enough ranting, I'm sure we have something useful in our army, or well, SOMEBODY would have attacked us, unless there worried they might clip the states and get carpet bombed...

Ah well, what are you gonna do?

[Lord Draud]

lol the Canadian army is the best trained in the world we are just al around better then any two US grunts put together....we just have like 1/8th the troops they do and are navy is just fine for defending our coasts we don't need them to go over seas to kick ass we just hich a ride with the US the only thing i realy am embarassed with is the air force we have good jets....just no parts to fix them we have fucking great pilots....but like maybe 12 planes that are combat ready

[Astrolounge]

We have a used submarine.
USED!
How the hell do you even buy a used submarine?
Do you go to other countries garage sales or what?

"Oh! If only you had come earlier! All the good sumarines went at six AM!
We have this one left, a bit of a fixer-upper. The roof leaks,
don't know how you feel about that..."

[Lord Draud]

so? we buy used subs but we kicks the US's ass with them in the war games hell one of our rust tubs got three trops off on the uss enterprize the thing is with a deisle sub we have batterys witch mean we can run silent with a nukulear sub you can shut it down as easly thus we have the sneaking adventage, on that note i ask why in the hell did we not check out that other sub BEFOR seting sail?

[jetblue]

Ever since I was a kid I wanted the U-Boat we have at one of the greek temple looking museums here. It's so cool inside.

http://www.pobonline.com/POB/FILES/IMAGES/94202.jpg

http://www.pobonline.com/POB/FILES/IMAGES/94200.jpg

These were the best picture's I could find on the web but it's much nicer.
It's U-505 and I think they made some movie about it.
I would use this sub to go all over the place.
Old tech is the best.

[Lord Draud]

bah too small, its cramped and smelly not to mention that while yes old tech is knowen to have some advantages i would rather have a newer deisel maybe russian made ( its cheaper) oh did you hear you can buy a mig 21 fully loaded with missles bullets and everything from russian for 25k us? thats less then some cars! it seems they are trying to make money off there old stuff

[Giea]

Wow, that was a big run-on >.<. But, I wanted to know how we got from Lucozade, to bombs. =/

[Yuffie]

Shake up some lucozade and you'll see quite easily. :D

[Giea]

Shake it up and drink it? Or just shake it up?? >=(

[Yuffie]

Well if you drink it then you're the bomb, if you just shake it then it's the bomb. :p

[Lord Draud]

i found the most funnyest thing my dads old Grunt helmite with a "warning contense under presser do not puncture" lable on it it seems he was a bit of a jokester there was also his old boots and on the soles said if you can read this dig hear it seems that being shelled and covered up with dirt and rubble was a fear of his

[Astrolounge]

I have to admit, that's very funny. Also likely how some soldiers retained their sanity.

I nearly drowned in my own blood yesterday!

[Lord Draud]

thats fun i have done that a few times i have a blood presser of 210 so when i get a nose bleed it don'r stop i title my head back and i could drown blood is so tasty!

[Yuffie]

I try and avoid getting hurt and having nose bleeds. :p

There was a time I got them loads which pissed me off, must be a little school kid thing, but I'm good now! :D

[jetblue]

I use to have them really bad. Went for surgery when I was about 10. Gods only know what they did to me. All I remember was that I still had nosebleeds afterwards and my brothers kept scaring me that I was gonna die.
Bastards. I use to bleed all over there stuff.

[Giea]

i found the most funnyest thing my dads old Grunt helmite with a "warning contense under presser do not puncture" lable on it it seems he was a bit of a jokester there was also his old boots and on the soles said if you can read this dig hear it seems that being shelled and covered up with dirt and rubble was a fear of hisDoes the undead have a daddy? =)

[Astrolounge]

He was alive at one point of course.

However my episode had nothing to do with a nosebleed,
and everything to do with a birdbath.
As it's a case of my own incredible stupidity, I would rather not go into it.

[Lord Draud]

but but but incredible stupity is good to talk about other wise you budle it up inside you till your ready to KILL!!!! and yes at one point i had a father the war i am talking about was was the one about 2000 years ago he was a roman

[jetblue]

Is he Pious from Eternal Darkness? That was a great undead sick twisted game. That Centurion was pure evil.

[Kilu]

My nose never bleeds. Last it did, was... on second grade maybe. That's some 15 years ago. And the only reason it did bleed that day was because I took part in a snowball fight and caught one snowball with my nose. It was a good catch too :dance:


Also, Pious Augustus' voice actor was surprisingly good when comparing to the rest of the cast of Eternal Darkness.

[Astrolounge]

Alright, FINE. You shal here the tale of how i nearly drowned in blood.

Firstly, you must know I have a history of not entirely thinking things through, and also have a history of trying to be helpful to my neighbors.

The guy across the street from where I live is REALLY old, seriously, he should have died nigh on 3 decades ago.
Anyway, He had recently bought service to some satalite T.V. system, and as he is an penny-pinching old guy, dicided not to pay nearly twice the fee for professional intallation. And planed to hook it up himself, (Not the sissy dishes you normally get, I'm talking the big assed ones.) This isn't really a problem for him, he's pretty strong for a guy his age, and he had another buddy helping him haul, but when I walked by he looked like he was haveing trouble getting the dish to his roof, So I offered to help him.
This was my first mistake.
He said he would appriciate it, so he let the dish back down, he was trying to pull it up on a pully, and said that when he pulled it up he was worried it would get caught in the somewhat styalized edging on his roof, (which I could see happening) So he asked if I could tie another rope to it to pull it away from the house as he pulled it up. I agreed.
This was my seconed mistake.
I tied the line to the only somewhat unimportant part of the dish, which was a piece of bar that I assumed was used to mount the thing to the roof.
Third mistake right there.
As he pulled it up, I backed up, and when it got to the edging I tried to pull it away, that went well, and at that point I had come to be up against a sort of ground level bird bath in his yard. At this point, I discovered that what I had tied the line to was actually NOT a solid piece of the dish, It came out and, as I was pulling on it, fell two stories and hit me in the face, knocking me out, and causing me to fall face first into the birdbath thing, which, as you might expect, started turning red. Hitting the water vaugely brought me to my senses enough to realize I was in water, but not enough to know I should pull my face OUT of it. Luckily I reganed consciousness quick enough not to be seriously hurt, just bleeding quite a bit, but I got that fixed up at the clinic.
And that's why to this day, I don't help my neighbors.

So there you have it, sorry it's so long but well... Bite me.

[Lord Draud]

whoa sweet i have to make a corner gas about aht

[Astrolounge]

So you plan to profit from my misery?
I feel I should applaud you for that.

[jetblue]

Wow. Thank the gods you're o.k.

Would'nt it be awful if your neighbor asks you to pay for any damages to the dish? I say this because a similiar incident happened to me years ago involving a storm window install. It was a tiny unoticeable scratch made by a screwdriver. I had to pay $250. Thats why I will not help neighbors. They are your worst enemy.

[Astrolounge]

Naw, he's a nice guy. Besides, the dish didn't get damaged, the thing that hit me was just a solid metal bar to bear weight.
That was aparently detachable...

[Lord Draud]

you could sue him for unsafe working con"dish"ens

[Yuffie]

Hey...wouldn't a ground level birdbath...be...a pond?

Just seems a little odd...I reckon that little old man has some strange secrets...like a fountain of eternal undeadness blatantly!!

[Astrolounge]

A pool would imply there was a pit for it,
It's a sort of stone bowl thing just sitting on his lawn.

[Yuffie]

Maybe he just had some lunch outside a while ago and forgot to move the plate and then it rained and went a bit manky. :D

[Lord Draud]

ah i know what your talking about there cool

[Astrolounge]

Yeah, now I can't walk passed his house without feeling like an idiot.

Damn you David Weir!
I didn't mean that...

[Yuffie]

I always feel like an idiot whenever I walk past my sister's new house...mainly because she moved in with the guy who lives 2 doors down the road from us. :rofl:

That and he has no curtains *shudders*

[FlashFirer]

I've got nothing to be ashamed of...I live in a building.
But when I am in my friend's farm I am so ashamed of passing in front of a certain house...cuz its family is religious and they always look at me like I am sinning just by walking in front of them...

[Astrolounge]

Maybe it's the horns, forked tounge and tail.

[Lord Draud]

i have no shame, or moral and or ethical standers....maybe thats why most people find me to be the most evil person they know

[Yuffie]

Flash, out of curiousity why did you choose to have your sig as a gimp? O.o

[FlashFirer]

Gimp?
He's NOT a gimp!
He's 133, one of the 9 fucking maggots from Slipknot. ¬¬

[Lord Draud]

PULSE OF THE MAGGOTS!!!! ( fav song of theres but still candle hold a candle to any metallica sone )

[Yuffie]

Oh....

Well he looks like a gimp! :rofl:

I bet he is really, he just doesn't like the name. :)

Happy crimbo gimp man!!! :D

[FlashFirer]

I don't know what's a gimp anyway.
Man, my favorite Slipknot CD is their self-titled album....it rocks!
(SIC), Eyeless, Eeyore, Me Inside, and others...man!

[Yuffie]

I'll not be the one to explain it, you'll have to research it. I bet slipknot know though. ;)

[FlashFirer]

They know some complex words...=P

[Lord Draud]

i always thought a gimp was a crippled guy

[Yuffie]

It probably has several meanings but the one in that picture doesn't look like the crippled kind. :rofl:

[Astrolounge]

A gimp is someone with any type of hindering condition I think.

[Yuffie]

Ok I'll explain it. A gimp is another word for a guy that's the submissive partner to a dominatrix (hopefully by using big words, anyone underrage won't have a clue what I'm on about :D unlikely).

Basically they usually end up in big old pvc catsuit type things with zips in appropriate places. :p

[jetblue]

Like the guy in the chest from pulp fiction.
Freaky

[Lord Draud]

sigh what ever happend to just calling them the dominated? or just plain out "bitch" of the relationship

[FlashFirer]

Oh, I got it.
Uh...
Nah, let's just stop talking about my sig...hey yuffie do you use photoshop? Cuz your sifg isn't really...uh...normal ^^y''

[Kilu]

What do you mean it's not normal? Lara Croft drinking Lucozade is perfectly normal in the UK.

[FlashFirer]

Oh...Oo
Merchandising...?
Sometimes that's just plain weird.
It's just like a Dexter Gamecube commercial that goes around here...it's just plain weird, Hanna-Barbera has nothing to do with Nintendo

[Lord Draud]

unless there are part of some evil plot to take over the cartooons of the worl with game systems!

[Astrolounge]

Welcome to Simpsons pizza, here's your Nintendoronni...

[Yuffie]

Nope it is perfectly normal. Lara was the lucozade mascot for a while. :rofl:

You can probably download the adverts online. :p

So they photoshopped it! :D

[Lord Draud]

i could photoshop it to make her holding a pepsi that would be much better ( ever notice that pepsi is blue like the iperals on star wars and coke is red like the rebels?)

[FlashFirer]

I want to taste lucozade http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/bawl.gif

I never heard of it in Brazil...there's none =(

[jetblue]

Ive been looking all over chicago for some to.
I have a feeling there's some in the small hidden corner stores around the city.
Last week I thought I found some. A dollar store had this shelf filled with strange beverages. Spanish,polish,russian,and greek beverages but no lucozade. The search continues.