For Evil Ppl Only

[eViL bAz]

hehehehehehe how evil r U im very Evil u know, how I know take this test and see it for yourself c ya in hell hehehehehehttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif http://necrobones.com/eviltest.htm, this was my results hehehehe:

Your EVIL Test Results
(Score: 151 out of 200)
75.5%

Very EVIL!

Yes! You are very evil indeed! In fact, we are quite proud of your efforts to make the world a living hell. You will find that most mortal humans shiver with fear in your very presence, and that animals run and hide when you approach. You carry a frightening air of evil wherever you go, and just by talking to people you can easily (and sometimes inadvertantly) influence people into acts of cruely, dishonesty, disloyalty, and other various delightfully unpleasant actions. Mind you, you are certainly not perfect, but your evil stature has earned our respect (even though that probably means nothing to you, since you neither seek nor require anyone's approval). You have made admirable strides in our cause. Good job! I mean, BAD job!

[Grim]

Your EVIL Test Results
(Score: 122 out of 200)
61%

Fairly Evil

You are definitely doing some fine work for us, you evil thing you! We're proud of your efforts to corrupt the world in which we exist. We can only hope that you will continue in your efforts to be destructive and cruel in the future. While you are certainly considered an asset to us, you will find that there is still room for improvement. If you can refrain from killing them, some of the other evil people around you may give you some inspiration or ideas on how you can continue to grow in your state of being evil. At this stage you are certainly prospering sufficiently to be one of our honored friends. Come to the dark side, you know you want to!

Thats about right :evillaugh:

[Lord Draud]

i answerd all questions truthfully and look what it got me!
Your EVIL Test Results


(Score: 164 out of 200)
82%



Very EVIL!




Yes! You are very evil indeed! In fact, we are quite proud of your efforts to make the world a living hell. You will find that most mortal humans shiver with fear in your very presence, and that animals run and hide when you approach. You carry a frightening air of evil wherever you go, and just by talking to people you can easily (and sometimes inadvertantly) influence people into acts of cruely, dishonesty, disloyalty, and other various delightfully unpleasant actions. Mind you, you are certainly not perfect, but your evil stature has earned our respect (even though that probably means nothing to you, since you neither seek nor require anyone's approval). You have made admirable strides in our cause. Good job! I mean, BAD job!

[eViL bAz]

Ok lord draud your the most evil member next me and in third place Grim hehehehehe who else dare to take the evil test eh? we welcome those who belived that are evil.

[Kilu]

What a lame and outdated test.


Your EVIL Test Results

(Score: 48 out of 200)
24%


Mildly Evil


You really must try harder, scum! If you really want to be evil, you'll have to be more cruel, more devious, more conniving, and more confident! People probably already suspect that you are a little different, though they most likely think that you are merely irritable, prone to mood swings, or just plain cocky. If you want to acheive anything, you'll need to be more assertive with your evil tendencies. Try blowing something up, or even try spreading rumors about a co-worker's sexual orientation. That would be a good start, but be careful not to rest on your laurels.

[Lord Draud]

lol kilu your barly a diet pepsi of evil...

[jetblue]

66%
Fairly Evil

(same quote as Grim's. Im to bored to type)

I find it strange. I dont belive in a "evil"






lol diet pepsihttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/smile.gif

[TrueSephiroth]

For being such an evil role player guess what 27% evil. Somewhat Evil

In heart I truely am not evil but I wish pain and torment on those who have wronged me greatly.


Ohh I'm going to get WoW Probably tomarrow. Hehehe. Time to play.

[Lord Draud]

whoa am i truly the most evil person? and i did the test truthfully and to best of my abilty......maybe i should turn my self in befor i do something evil....well more evil :)

[eViL bAz]

hehehehe here we see that almost everyone has a little of evil inside, and yes lord Draud youre the President of the EVA (Evil Association) hehehehe

[tanisthalon]

I tried this test, answered honestly and it was so poor that I decided not to add the result http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/bawl.gif. It's true I am a goody http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/embarassedlaugh.gif.

[eViL bAz]

hehehehehe dont worry btu you try thats enough to know that you have some evil in you , the dark side its calling you and thats why u take the test.

[Astrolounge]

Took the test a few times,
Lowest I got was 3% evil,
Highest was 98%.

I'm really running the gauntlet.
Maybe I should get a C.A.T. scan...

[eViL bAz]

but at the first time?

[Yuffie]

(Score: 44 out of 200)
22%


Mildly Evil



You really must try harder, scum! If you really want to be evil, you'll have to be more cruel, more devious, more conniving, and more confident! People probably already suspect that you are a little different, though they most likely think that you are merely irritable, prone to mood swings, or just plain cocky. If you want to acheive anything, you'll need to be more assertive with your evil tendencies. Try blowing something up, or even try spreading rumors about a co-worker's sexual orientation. That would be a good start, but be careful not to rest on your laurels. I'm ashamed of myself. But still cheerful! :D
Now who wants to come smell some flowers with me? :)

[eViL bAz]

lol I want to hehehehe

[Lord Draud]

can we grow flowers anf then stomp on them along with some virginal kittens? then have a pick nick on a blood soaked battle feild by the glow of burning human flesh?

[pikatsu]

Highly out-of-date, and directed to North Americans. I believe I should destroy NA... :evilgrin:

Your EVIL Test Results

(Score: 36 out of 200)
18%


Mildly Evil


You really must try harder, scum! If you really want to be evil, you'll have to be more cruel, more devious, more conniving, and more confident! People probably already suspect that you are a little different, though they most likely think that you are merely irritable, prone to mood swings, or just plain cocky. If you want to acheive anything, you'll need to be more assertive with your evil tendencies. Try blowing something up, or even try spreading rumors about a co-worker's sexual orientation. That would be a good start, but be careful not to rest on your laurels.

[Yuffie]

Draud....no. :)

But here, have a lucozade tablet to cheer yourself up! :D

I'm sure these tablets should be illegal...

[Lord Draud]

bah i am the most evil person here but tis so loney on the top

[Astrolounge]

but at the first time?
23% I believe.
But having multiple personalities always makes these internet tests really skewed for me between attempts.

[Lord Draud]

lol having multiple personalitys is sorta a pain unless you orginize them into a councle

[Astrolounge]

That would be really hard to do.

[Lord Draud]

i did it i even stoped talking as a multitude ( i used to say things like WE are annoyed or WE think that you should not do taht for it might get us angry) Lord draud also used to talk in the 3rd person it got many people annoyed with Lord draud

[pikatsu]

No wonder those old monarchs and emperors were constantly at war. That is really annoying... :tophat:

[Lord Draud]

yes indeed Lord Draud was aware that sevral people talked like Lord Draud and that now most of them are like Lord Draud, dead but only lord draud is better because Lord Draud is Undead

[Astrolounge]

Ok. That didn't even make any sense.

[Lord Draud]

wee being evil rock now i have to ask do any of you imagine what it would be like to be so evil that we grow scaly and get big bat wings and goat horns on our heads? and that depending on how evil you are you slowly change to become for monsteros? and if you do good you become more like the judo-christain angle?

[Grim]

Lord Draud drinks COKE!!!!

There, that should bump my evilness up a bit :evillaugh:

Anyhoo, that test only tests if you are evil, and doesnt take into account other factors, like if you are chaotic, or lawful...

I took a Alignment test, and I am Lawful Evil

(I took the test here: http://www.planetadnd.com/utilities/align_test/index.php )

[eViL bAz]

Let me checkit out grim hehehehe

UPDATE: HERE are my results from the begining

Law: 1
Chaos: 3
Good: 1
Evil: 7
Your alignment: Chaotic Evil


well looks that Im Evil hehehehehe http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif

[Grim]

giving the specific thingies is a good idea....

Law: 4
Chaos: 0
Good: 0
Evil: 8

Your alignment: Lawful Evil

Unlike eVil bAz there is no good in me what-so-ever :)

[eViL bAz]

wellllllll SSSOOOORRRRYYY MMMISSSTTTEERRR PPEEERRFFEECCCTTT!!! lol anyway Im a chaotic evil person

UPDATE:

Hey Grim its Joke he dont take it wrong, hehehehe we need ppl like you evil to the bone and also lord draud hehehehe the three faces of evil hehehe

[Grim]

Indeed, a world without evil, would be a world full of Ned Flanderseseses....*shudders* Ned Flanders, all day, everyday, for the rest of your life...or unlife.....

[eViL bAz]

hehehehehe imagine that nonononononono CHAOS, CHAOS, CHAOS, lol .

[FlashFirer]

I got a 61,15%...
Of course that I lied on some questions, cuz sometimes those tests don't have the answer that I want. =P

[Lord Draud]

Law: 2
Chaos: 1
Good: 0
Evil: 9

Your alignment: Lawful Evil

so in the end i am more lawfull then choatic but i am wholy evil lol, its sad that its true but in the end i will make sure every one knows it anyway

PS: i only drank coke cause you didn't have more pepsi and i was eating salty chips :(

[Astrolounge]

Law: 1
Chaos: 5
Good: 5
Evil: 1
Your alignment: Chaotic Good

Exactally as I expected.
(Note: My point in evil is my unrelenting hatred of Ned Flanders.)

[Lord Draud]

heh gee i could NEVER have guessed you would be C/G, came outa left feild that one did its sorta a good thing too i guess it show that not all gamers are evil basterdsbent on world domonation just most of us

[Lord Draud]

dam nit my comp glitched and i double posted it only happens once in a blue moon but tis sucks sorry

[eViL bAz]

wee being evil rock now i have to ask do any of you imagine what it would be like to be so evil that we grow scaly and get big bat wings and goat horns on our heads? and that depending on how evil you are you slowly change to become for monsteros? and if you do good you become more like the judo-christain angle? I would Love that a little pair of dark wings would combine with my outfit hehehehehe

everybody hates flander hehehehhe

[Grim]

hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves....err...hates Ned Flanders!

Flanders --> :zzz: :smash: GRIM SMASH!

[eViL bAz]

LOL yeah I understand pal so how else have thier proest phone number in their speed dial, oh my gosh I hate flaneders. I have the evilest phone number in the world in my speed dial, THHHHEEEE BAARNNNNEEEYYY (the evil purple dinosaur) SPECIAL LINE NUMBERRRR!!!!!!!! Thats scary even for me hehehehe

[Lord Draud]

you have the barny spec line number? on speed dail? what sort of sick person are you no being in this galaxy would ever admite to that and still be considerd...even remotly evil

[eViL bAz]

HEHEHEHEHEHE ITS what make me more evil and Chaotic try to support the horrorific songs of Barney again and again and again that make you evil more and more and sicker than you think hehehHREHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!!!!!!http://rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif
If you want it just tell me and I put it in your speed dial hehehehehehttp://rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif

[Lord Draud]

er no thanks i would rather end my eternl existence then have that on my speed dial

[Grim]

Ned Flanders the Purple Dinosaur!!!

:evilgrin: :evillaugh:

ok thats too far....

have any of you evil people notice how disposable minions are? I mean they are really....REALLY disposable....I get my minions on sale at the dollar store, thats right, ON SALE AT A DOLLAR STORE, I get 5 minions for 70 cents...cant beat that price.

[Maxin]

For some reason, all of the talk of Barney made me remember a joke.

How you can tell Barney is really the devil.

Take the phrase "Barney, a cute purple dinosaur", and write it out the way ancient Romans would have: BARNEY A CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Now take out the Roman numerals in order from highest value to lowest value:
D C L V V V I

Now add them up: 500+100+50+5+5+5+1 = 666

So Barney is the devil.

[eViL bAz]

I think so thats why I have it in my spped dial hehehehe, and Grim I have it for 1.50 but are Minions of quality hehehehe

[Lord Draud]

i have double use minions once they die i raise them as zombies i also buy mine in bulk so tehre only 2 cents per thug

[Astrolounge]

I prefer a more personal brand of ass kicking myself.
If you want something done right...

All minions do is get killed and give those damn heroes experiance points.

[Lord Draud]

yes so you can gain exp when they face you, you don't gain one exp if you wipe out a group of lvl 1's when your lvl 26 but a group of lvl 17's that worth a bit

[Yuffie]

Barney should be evil anyway...how come he never eats small children and goes rampaging cities like any self respecting dinosaur would do?! :wonder:

My school bus is number 666 and it has a cute little devil drawn next to it. :rofl:

[eViL bAz]

hehehehehe lol cuz Barney eats the children when he is out of television I seee It I swear. lol I would love to have a school bus like that

[Cyrano de Hero]

There's an old plastic pitchfork in my room from an old haloween costume I had about 6 years ago... if that's not evil, then I don't know what is! :D

[eViL bAz]

lol yeah thats something evil tooo hehehehehehe, but if you want to improve use it everyday from now on hehehehehe that would be great.

[Lord Draud]

i have sword that looks evil if only i had a pic to show it

[Maxin]

Does schoolbus #666 have a regular stop in Hell every morning? Can you get me a T-shirt from there?

[Astrolounge]

Yes I can, it says:
"I would tell you to go to hell,
but I work there and I don't want to have to see you every day."

PS: One of my swords bears a resembelance to Charon's Claw...
*Thinks for a moment* Great, now I'm spooked of a hunk of metal.

[Yuffie]

Maxin: Yes but they don't have T-shirts, they don't go well with the fire. You can probably get one off Ebay though. :)

[Maxin]

I would have thought Hell would have perfected fire-proof shirts by now...oh well.

I think I'll take the shirt offer from Astrolounge, though, instead of sifting through eBay. Besides, that T-shirt would be hilarious!

[eViL bAz]

LOL Imagine the devil Selling T-shirt, "come for your tshirts from the hell buy 2 and take 3 and I will autograph them BAHAHAHAHAHA" hehehehee

[Maxin]

Nah, he'd only autograph shirts if you gave him your soul. Might still be worth it, though. Could you imagine how much money these shirts would pull in if they were autographed? Who needs their soul, anyway?

[eViL bAz]

lol "HELL YEAH" heheheheheehehehe well anyway I have 3 of them I want to offer it here first than ebay I will put a cost of 60,000 dlls, with the original Sign of the BIG S hehehehe, joking

[Lord Draud]

please satan? i would rather get the Arch-Duke Mephistopheles or the Lord of the Nine Asmodeus Saten is nothing more the the newest boy band like ruler

[eViL bAz]

hehehehehehe Ok I will take in my notebook Lord :)

[Grim]

So....does anyone else give their minions free dental?
I find it keeps morale up....well it would if I didn't kill most of them all of the time....think I should remove it?

[eViL bAz]

I would recomend that you quit the Free dental and give them life insurancee to your name hehehehe, so theyre were think that are safe and all, and they will have their morale up too, and if you kill them the insurance will pay you hehehehehe thats what I do, and I like your new Sig and avatar hehehehe so You.

[Lord Draud]

i give mine free internet it keeps them mindlessly happy

[eViL bAz]

lOL good option too hehehehehehe

[Lord Draud]

it was cheaper then giving them all PS2's and games and all i had todo was buy some nice computers and they can be used for other things like launching missles and hacking into the Vatican

[eViL bAz]

lol Im good with missiles and Hacking if you need help a can Launch up 25 missiles to different location and hacking various systems hehehe all thanks to evil I love chaos

[Lord Draud]

i am farly lawfull i won't launch unless they provoke me, mind you i am pure evil so yeah i am gonna be provoked by the us cause tehre like the new england what people that arn't like us? CRUSADE!!! lol i am a bit sceptical tonight

[eViL bAz]

Lol yeah I notice, anyway my offer its up

[Lord Draud]

who else here has read the 152 rules for being an evil over lord?
Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. Therefore, if I ever happen to become an Evil Overlord:

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object that is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi storm troopers, Roman foot soldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cellblock, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh PowerBooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with public ally available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutenant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say that his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unraveled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

101. I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.

102. I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident -- I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn't believe it.

103. I will make it clear that I do know the meaning of the word "mercy"; I simply choose not show them any.

104. My undercover agents will not have tattoos identifying them as members of my organization, nor will they be required to wear military boots or adhere to any other dress codes.

105. I will design all doomsday machines myself. If I must hire a mad scientist to assist me, I will make sure that he is sufficiently twisted to never regret his evil ways and seek to undo the damage he's caused.

106. If my supreme command center comes under attack, I will immediately flee to safety in my prepared escape pod and direct the defenses from there. I will not wait until the troops break into my inner sanctum to attempt this.

107. Even though I don't really care because I plan on living forever, I will hire engineers who are able to build me a fortress sturdy enough that, if I am slain, it won't tumble to the ground for no good structural reason.

108. Any and all magic and/or technology that can miraculously resurrect a secondary character who has given up his/her life through self sacrifice will be outlawed and destroyed.

109. I will see to it that plucky young lads/lasses in strange clothes and with the accent of an outlander shall REGULARLY climb some monument in the main square of my capital and denounce me, claim to know the secret of my power, rally the masses to rebellion, etc. That way, the citizens will be jaded in case the real thing ever comes along.

110. I will not employ devious schemes that involve the hero's party getting into my inner sanctum before the trap is sprung.

111. I will offer oracles the choice of working exclusively for me or being executed.

112. I will not rely entirely upon "totally reliable" spells that can be neutralized by relatively inconspicuous talismen.

113. I will make the main entrance to my fortress standard-sized. While elaborate 60-foot high double-doors definitely impress the masses, they are hard to close quickly in an emergency.

114. I will never accept a challenge from the hero.

115. I will not engage an enemy single-handedly until all my soldiers are dead.

116. If I capture the hero's starship, I will keep it in the landing bay with the ramp down, only a few token guards on duty and a ton of explosives set to go off as soon as it clears the blast-range.

117. No matter how much I want revenge, I will never order an underling "Leave him. He's mine!"

118. If I have equipment which performs an important function, it will not be activated by a lever that someone could trigger by accidentally falling on when fatally wounded.

119. I will not attempt to kill the hero by placing a venomous creature in his room. It will just wind up accidentally killing one of my clumsy hencemen instead.

120. Since nothing is more irritating than a hero defeating you with basic math skills, all of my personal weapons will be modified to fire one more shot than the standard issue.

121. If I come into possession of an artifact which can only be used by the pure of heart, I will not attempt to use it regardless.

122. The gun turrets on my fortress will not rotate enough so that they may direct fire inward or at each other.

123. If I decide to hold a contest of skill open to the general public, contestants will be required to remove their hooded cloaks and shave their beards before entering.

124. Prior to kidnapping an older male scientist and forcing him to work for me, I will investigate his offspring and make sure that he has neither a beautiful but naive daughter who is willing to risk anything to get him back, nor an estranged son who works in the same field but had a falling-out with his father many years ago.

125. Should I actually decide to kill the hero in an elaborate escape-proof deathtrap room (water filling up, sand pouring down, walls converging, etc.) I will not leave him alone five-to-ten minutes prior to "imminent" death, but will instead (finding a vantage point or monitoring camera) stick around and enjoy watching my adversary's demise.

126. Rather than having only one secret escape pod, which the hero can easily spot and follow, I'll simultaneously launch a few dozen decoys to throw him off track.

127. Prison guards will have their own cantina featuring a wide variety of tasty treats that will deliver snacks to the guards while on duty. The guards will also be informed that accepting food or drink from any other source will result in execution.

128. I will not employ robots as agents of destruction if there is any possible way that they can be re-programmed or if their battery packs are externally mounted and easily removable.

129. Despite the delicious irony, I will not force two heroes to fight each other in the arena.

130. All members of my Legions of Terror will have professionally tailored uniforms. If the hero knocks a soldier unconscious and steals the uniform, the poor fit will give him away.

131. I will never place the key to a cell just out of a prisoner's reach.

132. Before appointing someone as my trusted lieutenant, I will conduct a thorough background investigation and security clearance.

133. If I find my beautiful consort with access to my fortress has been associating with the hero, I'll have her executed. It's regrettable, but new consorts are easier to get than new fortresses and maybe the next one will pay attention at the orientation meeting.

134. If I am escaping in a large truck and the hero is pursuing me in a small Italian sports car, I will not wait for the hero to pull up along side of me and try to force him off the road as he attempts to climb aboard. Instead I will slam on the brakes when he's directly behind me. (A rudimentary knowledge of physics can prove quite useful.)

135. My doomsday machine will have a highly-advanced technological device called a capacitor in case someone inconveniently pulls the plug at the last second. (If I have access to REALLY advanced technology, I will include a back-up device known as a battery.)

136. If I build a bomb, I will simply remember which wire to cut if it has to be deactivated and make every wire red.

137. Before spending available funds on giant gargoyles, gothic arches, or other cosmetically intimidating pieces of architecture, I will see if there are any valid military expenditures that could use the extra budget.

138. The passageways to and within my domain will be well-lit with fluorescent lighting. Regrettably, the spooky atmosphere will be lost, but my security patrols will be more effective.

139. If I'm sitting in my camp, hear a twig snap, start to investigate, then encounter a small woodland creature, I will send out some scouts anyway just to be on the safe side. (If they disappear into the foliage, I will not send out another patrol; I will break out the napalm.)

140. I will instruct my guards when checking a cell that appears empty to look for the chamber pot. If the chamber pot is still there, then the prisoner has escaped and they may enter and search for clues. If the chamber pot is not there, then either the prisoner is perched above the lintel waiting to strike them with it or else he decided to take it as a souvenir (in which case he is obviously deeply disturbed and poses no threat). Either way, there's no point in entering.

141. As an alternative to not having children, I will have lots of children. My sons will be too busy jockeying for position to ever be a real threat, and the daughters will all sabotage each other's attempts to win the hero.

142. If I have children and subsequently grandchildren, I will keep my three-year-old granddaughter near me at all times. When the hero enters to kill me, I will ask him to first explain to her why it is necessary to kill her beloved grandpa. When the hero launches into an explanation of morality way over her head, that will be her cue to pull the lever and send him into the pit of crocodiles. After all, small children like crocodiles almost as much as Evil Overlords and it's important to spend quality time with the grandkids.

143. If one of my daughters actually manages to win the hero and openly defies me, I will congratulate her on her choice, declare a national holiday to celebrate the wedding, and proclaim the hero my heir. This will probably be enough to break up the relationship. If not, at least I am assured that no hero will attack my Legions of Terror when they are holding a parade in his honor.

144. I will order my guards to stand in a line when they shoot at the hero so he cannot duck and have them accidentally shoot each other. Also, I will order some to aim above, below, and to the sides so he cannot jump out of the way.

145. My dungeon cell decor will not feature exposed pipes. While they add to the gloomy atmosphere, they are good conductors of vibrations and a lot of prisoners know Morse code.

146. If my surveillance reports any un-manned or seemingly innocent ships found where they are not supposed to be, they will be immediately vaporized instead of brought in for salvage.

147. I will classify my lieutenants in three categories: untrusted, trusted, and completely trusted. Promotion to the third category will be awarded posthumously.

148. Before ridiculing my enemies for wasting time on a device to stop me that couldn't possibly work, I will first acquire a copy of the schematics and make sure that in fact it couldn't possibly work.

149. Ropes supporting various fixtures will not be tied next to open windows or staircases, and chandeliers will be hung way at the top of the ceiling.

150. When the rebel leader challenges me to fight one-on-one and asks, "Or are you afraid without your armies to back you up?" My reply will be, "No, just sensible."

151. If I make a zombie out of one of the heroes, rather than killing him, I will not put him in a position where he will make ANY contact with his friends, lest he remember them and turn against me, or they learn how to free all my zombies by freeing him.

152. If I corrupt any of the heroes and turn them to the "Dark Side," I will not tell them to prove their loyalty by killing their former friends or family members.

[Astrolounge]

Well judging by the well written quality of that,
I can only surmise that you found it somewhere on the net.
It's a very funny piece of work.

[Lord Draud]

is my spellnig and grammer that bad? i mean its not like i care but realy how can i be totaly evil if no one understands my evil thoughts i put into wrighting

[eViL bAz]

lol yeah youre right Lord about the 152 point to be the best Evil Overlord and about the Spelling I will do it as it says.

[Lord Draud]

not feel free to add to the rules if you think of something i mean it is by far not a compleat list

[Grim]

The only Rule I follow is:

1) If I make a list of rules, it is assumed the Good Guy can get his hands on it, thus I will not make a list of rules.

pssh...amateurs... :evillaugh:

[Yuffie]

*steals Grim's list of 1 rule* :evilgrin:

Now I'm off to rescue me a heroin-....well...a hero. :D

[Lord Draud]

how can a good guy get his hands on it its in the evil guys only thread....

[Grim]

because the thread is on a public forum? duh!

[eViL bAz]

HEHEHEHE but we can trick them making them think this is th real rules

[Lord Draud]

but but but its for evil people only no good guy would come in here what if some one saw him? they would think he is evil it would hurt his image

[eViL bAz]

I dont think the thread can be private hehehehehe but anyway all the good ppl can become evil ppl, the problem could be what happend if they steal our list we can destory the them and if they escaped our destruction then we can destroy this thread and revive it another one hehehehe mor evil hehehehehehehhe dont worry Lord we can make it Astrolounge its no worry his a good guy hi wouldnt tell anybody our plan right AAASSSTTRRROOOOO???!!!! HEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!! http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif

[Lord Draud]

besides the list can't be used against us i mean there is not one rule that would be usefull to the good guys in fact it might just make them go home after they figure out that we evil people are now ready for all there little tricks and will learn from other evil people if they DO manage to defeat one of us

[eViL bAz]

lol yeah I think that too so lets enjoy our list and encourage all evil ppl to add some good points if theres more hehehe what you think?

[Lord Draud]

153) all my minions will ether no nothing of my evil plans of will be brainwashed enough to kill them selfs if caught thus even if the heros manage to get one of my minions he won't want or just babble on and on about nothing

[eViL bAz]

good one I take note of this one too, and all the goodd ppl dont se :P hehehe

[Yuffie]

I didn't bother reading most of that. :)

*steals Grim's hat*

YOINK!!

Teehee, little evil man has no hat. :D

*runs off to the tavern*

[eViL bAz]

HEEEEEYYYYYY LEAVE GRIM IN BAD!!!!!!!!!! hehehehe go grim chase her, I will do so too hehehehehehehe

[Marona]

pffft i got 42.5!!! >_>

[eViL bAz]

try some evil thing , not so big maybe not he world domination but maybe the neiborghood domination or maybe some car destruction, or some kidcandystealing thats the best of all hehehehhehehe lol

[Astrolounge]

Or set fire to a busload of nuns and claim a wizard did it.

[Lord Draud]

102. I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident -- I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn't believe it
this oes for killnig random people as well i would guess i personal would force someone to have sex with a memeber of the oppistit sex and then use the resulting baby to as a pawn agains them for years to come never leting them know they are infact father and son then just as one kills the toher i will reveal the secret and watch as the survivers world crumbs...them beat a hasty retreat befor they can get it together enough to kill me seting the self destruct befor i leave and hope that the resulting explotion kills him/her but alway make sure it does cause if not they wil be doubly pissed and seaking vengance

[Grim]

I didnt have a hat to steal.... so why would I chase?

And, the fact that there is a list, allows the good guy to better prepare...even if it means nothing against you....


153) all my minions will ether no nothing of my evil plans of will be brainwashed enough to kill them selfs if caught thus even if the heros manage to get one of my minions he won't want or just babble on and on about nothing
heh, some enchantment magic, or even a Bard using his Lore ability can find out your plan very easily....

I for one, prefer to not have set plans..... I like to go on the spur of the moment. Makes it impossible for the Good Guy to predict my plans. (because there are none) But thats just me I guess...

[eViL bAz]

anyway I will chase that yuffie for you hehehehehe
*Get out of the Topic and chase Yuffie to the Tavern* "I'll be back in a few minutes"

[Lord Draud]

bards only know things that more then a few people know i mean if only you and your truested advisers know your plan tehre is no way for a bard to pull that knowledge outa thin air rght? and srcying is easy there are lots of spells fo stop it

[Marona]

maybe my cute luffableness made my evil go down http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Lord Draud]

cute things are not evil, and even if they are there hard to take at anything but face value....

[Astrolounge]

Bagers.
And with that Draud's theory fell apart into dust.
Cute things can be VERY nasty.

[Grim]

however, in the eyes of an evil person, the good guys are evil...so who is really the evil one? O_O

[Astrolounge]

It's a matter of perception.
Majority rules.

[Grim]

Majority rules eh? so the hoards of millions of orcs and goblins win!

[Lord Draud]

the countless hords of demons from the abyss add there vote, as do all the undead and there masters

[Grim]

so there is obviously more evil than good.....thus means good is now voted to be evil, so we former evil people must leave this thread....it now belongs to the "evil" people....

[eViL bAz]

and also theres good persons that are in fact evil, like the wolf in suit of sheep hehehehe like me, or other ppl, but yeah we evil ppl win and no the good ones

[Astrolounge]

so there is obviously more evil than good.....thus means good is now voted to be evil, so we former evil people must leave this thread....it now belongs to the "evil" people....
Exactally, you seem to have figured out where I was going a trifle too late.
:hijack:
Actually, I just wanted to use that smily.

PS: if your going to count the abyss, you would have to count the goodly planes too. And goblins aren't evil their just misunderstood. In fact I'm going to go over there and prove it too you.
(And with that, he was never seen again)

[eViL bAz]

NO I wont allow this ggGGGRRRRRRRª!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHE

[Grim]

woo technicallity!!!!

For Evil was supposed to be Forevil, for those of us who are Forevillian...

:hijack: again....

[Astrolounge]

NO I wont allow this ggGGGRRRRRRRª!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHE
Don't hurt yourself.

[Lord Draud]

heh i found a cool online rpg where you are a gangster <a href=http://www.barafranca.com?referer=185349>Omerta Online Mafia RPG</a>

[eViL bAz]

lol yeah I like the pain but I wouldnt hurt myself for this instead I would hurt others herhehehehehe, Draud I will check it out in a while

[Lord Draud]

lol i have only had pain goto pleaser a few times it was freaky, its not for me but meh, anyway did you hear the red cross has stoped taking donations to the asian disaster lol

[Yuffie]

Well so many people thought they were being saints for donating to that, that they seemed to forget about all the other problems in the world. :confused:

Although I think red cross should keep accepting donations but spread them out to other places without telling people. ;)

[eViL bAz]

lol yeah thats so weird?? but hehehehe anyway :dance:

[Lord Draud]

like i said be for they have donated more then what they needed to help them, i think that befor we help people outa work and on the street tehre we should try and do the same thing here cause how the fuck are we gonna help anyone if we can;t help our selfs? and on that note i sugest we start slavery, if your convicted of a crime and your able to work your gonna work while doing time, and i mean not jsut order takeing for ikea phones and stuff but i mean like filling pot holes, picking trash of the street, andother such stuff like if you know how to clean up fire or flood damage then there you go, and then we can hire people to look after them thus making more jobs

[eViL bAz]

yeah thats a good Option, DRAUD FOR PRSIDENT OF THE WORLD!!!!!!! hehehehehe but I like your idea

[Blade Tanaka]

(Score: 164 out of 200)
82%


Very EVIL!

This is what I got... though the whole describing me isn't very true... most people don't fear me... they join me!!! ha ha ha ha... well this is what it says

"Yes! You are very evil indeed! In fact, we are quite proud of your efforts to make the world a living hell. You will find that most mortal humans shiver with fear in your very presence, and that animals run and hide when you approach. You carry a frightening air of evil wherever you go, and just by talking to people you can easily (and sometimes inadvertantly) influence people into acts of cruely, dishonesty, disloyalty, and other various delightfully unpleasant actions. Mind you, you are certainly not perfect, but your evil stature has earned our respect (even though that probably means nothing to you, since you neither seek nor require anyone's approval). You have made admirable strides in our cause. Good job! I mean, BAD job!"

Well at least I'm doing good/bad.... whatever that means... Later^o^

[eViL bAz]

Excellent Welcome To The Club!!!!!

[Marona]

one way yuffie can be more evil is making world domination and filling it with lucozade...

[FlashFirer]

She is ALREADY EVIL!!!!!!!
She keeps all her lucozade for herself. Huh. Stupid mankind. So selfish. When I enslave the world, I'M gonna share lucozade with the slaves.

[Blade Tanaka]

Thank you for welcoming me to the club eViL bAzhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/tophat.gif... You see lfe is just Sooooo much funer when your evil. Wich reminds me.... Last time I played PSO with my brother I secretly put it on battle mode and slaughtered him over and over...http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/smash.gif It was great! He tried to atack me but it woulden't work! I'd sit there laughing 'cause when I pulled the trigger... BOOM!!! he was dead! Being evil is truly an honour... Then again when I think about it I was level 80 and he was level 12... Maybe it was a little unfair... meh. ^o^

[eViL bAz]

naaah theres nothing better that grow your ego masacring your brother in a Halo-Unreal-StreetFighter-KOF battle hehehe I love when they say: "HEEEEEYYY Let me win once in a while" and you said "NO" hehehehe

[FlashFirer]

Yeah, i do that all the time on Soul Calibur II and mario kart ^^

[Astrolounge]

Awww... Everyones evil but me.
Except on thursday when I am for some reason.

[eViL bAz]

o_Ô thats strange and what for?

[Astrolounge]

Well there's the rampant murder, the extortion, the crime ring, and some things I would rather not discuss.

Ask me again on Thursday.

[eViL bAz]

hehehehe and if begin to fight each other cuz Im evil everyday hehehe

[Blade Tanaka]

Well I would but I only have A GC.. and a PS2 but we're missing a controllerhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/bawl.gif later ^o^

[Lord Draud]

wow someone as evil as me are you L/E as well? anyway i thank you for your nomonation but if i was world leader we would get things done very fast, i will alow humans to be used to experiment on, the mental and or physicly diabled will be the first, once they are cured are evolution will not be slowed down, then i will pump all money into any new science or old one that needs it the only milaty will be that need to keep my rein steady cause while i am doing it for the better ment of humanity they will call me monster but they will go kicking and screaming into the future! any one cause persucuting anyone over sex age religion or anyreson will be SHOT DEAD, all criminal that comited horrific crimes and or are not willing to try and change will be SHOT DEAD, free internet to everyone and information wil be open to all that want it anyone found trying to be a detamint to humanity will be SHOT DEAD, no smokeing smoking kills more then just the smoker it pollutes the air and kills others around you, drinking can be confind to a house and its only realy deadly if someone drives anyone caught drinking while driving or smokeing will be charged with atempted murder against humanity and will be SHOT DEAD..more to come at a later date

[Marona]

hey wait wait a minute!humans?! O_o

[eViL bAz]

HHUURRRAAAAYYYY!!! can I be Vice President??? I will vote for you hehehehehehehe, I agree with your Justice System and if anyone dont agree with you just be SHOT DEAD hehehehehe

[Lord Draud]

yes evil i will let you bethe vice president because i think grim will be my forin relations minister!, and yes humans i see my self above the teeming unwashed masses of this planet

[Marona]

....barbaric really

[Blade Tanaka]

Man can I be the secretary? 'cause at home I only have dial-up so then I'd sit in front of a computer with HI-SPEED all day an do evil stuff for you on-line.... like send people hate mail n' so forth.... y'know I'm beging to see groth potential here... we should start a rally..... heh heh heh ^o^

[Ephraim]

Who would the Foreign Relations Department communicate with if you've taken over the whole world? Would there not then be only one country?http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/confused.gif

Or maybe he's supposed to do his "relations" work with the aliens...http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/confused.gif

[eViL bAz]

NO the relations with te evil sub rulers that would be place int all the world hehehehehe

[Ephraim]

Then wouldn't that be Internal Relations, not Foreign Relations?

http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biggrin.gif just wondering. http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[eViL bAz]

Naahhhh just ask Draud im just the vice president hehehehehe AND YUFFIE ITS NOT EVIL hehehehehehe shes just A LAZY VG PLAYER hehehehe

[Lord Draud]

well by forine i mean public relations since we will be forine to all of them i think we should treat them the same also EVERY person that is SHOT DEAD will be forced to first give blood and then there organs will be harvested to help people that need them, also we will work on cell regeneration so that limbs and flesh can be regrown, there will be no more useless cosmetic surgury unless your deemed truly ugly by a board of medical doctors

[Grim]

Grim works for nobody....

However, I will still send one of my flunkys to take the job..

[eViL bAz]

hehehehehe I will Destroy some nations too hehehehehehe as vice president and I will donate blood of my minions and organs too heheheh

[Grim]

... just send waves and waves of unprepared troops, that usually does the trick.

[eViL bAz]

NAh I like to do the things myself with my bare hands hehehehe

[Astrolounge]

If you combined everything into one country, then you couldn't watch wars between them.

[Lord Draud]

well once in a while i will let one or two break off and then let them build up and then we can get a war on, i mea nwar breeds new ideas and such ALSO ALL TV SHOWS WILL BE NEVER BE CANCLED UNLESS THERE IS NO NE WATCHING THEM! also if it becomes a fan fave later i will give them the option of starting up again

[Blade Tanaka]

Dose this mean the "Super Mario Brother's Super Show" will be back on air? I wached that show... Oh and who will lead our army of the undead? I'll do that if no one else dibbed it! Man I've always wanted to be necromancer but one of my brothers would alwats get there first....http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/bawl.gif ^o^

[Lord Draud]

well to leade my army of the dead your gonna need a kick ass black robe and cowl and i might want to turn you into a evil undead creature my self, say a necopalitan?

[Blade Tanaka]

Hmmm... I dunno....http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/confused.gif Being undead WOULD interfear with my schedual... But.... It could do us some good... nah. I think in past experiances having a live captin is better. If I was mindless I could acidently turn on you and start killing your minions, and I don't wanna' be held responsible for that... Gonen, I can't die just yet, but maybe some day..... ^o^

[Lord Draud]

oh not to worry your mind would be intakct in fact you would be even better then living because you wold never eat nor sleep, nor wold you every need to rest or slow down you mind would be come quiker as the ages go on as you think of more and new idea and plans

[Astrolounge]

And slaughter the innocent in massive ritualistic genocide.
*Laughs*

[eViL bAz]

I like to be a wondering soul hehehehe and also DESTROY some Things hehehehe Imagine a World like That heheheh

[Grim]

dont do it, becoming undead has many drawbacks....

[Lord Draud]

bah like what? no longer being able to draw breath? or maybe the lack of caring for the shorter lived people? i see no draw back what so ever in becoming undead

[eViL bAz]

well I dont like to be undead im a half Human half demon so I love this way of life

[Lord Draud]

hmmm now about a half feind lich?

[Blade Tanaka]

Hmmm.... I still have uses for this bodie.... Though eating and sleeping is no problem. How would I be able to controll people's mind if I know longer know want mortals want and crave? As well back when I was close to being overweigth I learned how to live with only needing to eat once a day... The process is easy and quick just eat less and less every day for about a month or two and there you have it near undead minon who can still use his emotions to controll ohtershttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif!!!! besides I liek to eat and sleephttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/sleeping.gif ^o^

[dyce]

47.5
Somewhat Evil




You've managed to achieve some evil in your life, though you probably feel that it isn't enough. Your soul (assuming you haven't sold it yet) searches for answers and meaning. You constantly worry about not being able to find the next step on the ladder of evil, and you remain fearful that your evil streak could end at any time if you don't soon find ways of being more evil, more cruel, and more destructive. Worry not, for we are here to help. Just follow the Evil-People link down at the bottom of this page.

[Ephraim]

Finally decided to take the test again. First time, I got about 30%


40.5%



Somewhat Evil




You've managed to achieve some evil in your life, though you probably feel that it isn't enough. Your soul (assuming you haven't sold it yet) searches for answers and meaning. You constantly worry about not being able to find the next step on the ladder of evil, and you remain fearful that your evil streak could end at any time if you don't soon find ways of being more evil, more cruel, and more destructive. Worry not, for we are here to help. Just follow the Evil-People link down at the bottom of this page

Hooray! :dance: I've improved!

[Astrolounge]

bah like what? no longer being able to draw breath? or maybe the lack of caring for the shorter lived people? i see no draw back what so ever in becoming undead
How about your now suceptable to about a crapload more things that would otherwise be completely harmless? Undeath to death, Turn undead, Mace of Disruption... And cetera...

hmmm now about a half feind lich?
*Sigh* See above for general idea of why these things are never a flawless idea. When your born human, you learn what will obliterate you. if you become undead, there is a long period where your like a child again, unknowing of what will annihilate you...
Plus if your an outsider or undead, there's always those damn clerics and paladins hounding your ass. and the dark clerics and blackguards won't give a lordly f*** about you.

[Mithrandir]

41% SOMEWHAT EVIL

And I thought I was going to rule the world one day. I guess I should start being more evil....You know, since I forgot about my God thing, I have become less evil...I guess I should start again.

[Lance Alvein]

60.5% Fairly Evil

I seem to be a little more evil than some people here http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/bigeyes.gif. How evil does one need to be in order to be considered an evil person?

[Lord Draud]

i would say over 50% for that, lets see most spells can be resisted if not stoped easly and mace of disruption? ha its what dc 15 to beat? most of my lichs can make that easly you just need to work towords it, i am jsut saying that undeath is great so long as there is not a bunch of goodie two shoes hunting you down, even then run hide and out last them in the end you don't age they do

[silverDistortioN]

(Score: 200 out of 200)
100%
Extremely EVIL!

there were too many words to read, so i just put the last one for all of them. :9

[Marona]

hum i wonder if you guys are planning world domination or something...http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/ponder.gif

[Lord Draud]

oh silver thats wrong you spoused to read them and choose from that you feel deep down in your heart

[silverDistortioN]

oh silver thats wrong you spoused to read them and choose from that you feel deep down in your hearti read the last question. it said, "Did you lie on this quiz?"

...bonus points for yes.

[Lord Draud]

i think i have grown soft latly so i am gonna take the test again and see how evil i am again, i say taket he test again silver and read the questions so we can see how truly evil you are......
(Score: 187 out of 200)
93.5%


Extremely EVIL!




You are the epitome of evil. Not only do people and animals steer clear of you when they have a choice, but your gaze can terrify even the most steadfast of creatures, and can even wilt plants! Everyone who comes into contact with you is afraid of you, and when you speak people are mysteriously entranced by your words, sometimes even absorbing some of the evil energies that you project like a bright aura. Everywhere you go, people begin to treat each other in a petty and cruel manner. We admire your ability, and are quite proud to call you evil. You are making fantastic strides in our cause. To call you a demon seems almost an understatement. You suck the life out of everything, ruining the joy that people take in even the simplist of every-day activities. You yourself are incapable of feeling bad about anything evil, nor do you feel good about what you do since 'good' is as alien to you as not breathing. Being evil is a way of life for you, and you know no other existence. Revel in your evil nature, and go forth and continue your rampage of destruction, cruelty, corruption, and so on. Our thanks to you, you give us something to strive for ourselves! hmm it seems that not only am i MORE evil but i thought i was growing soft because the evil i used to do was nothing compard to what i think of now

[Blade Tanaka]

hum i wonder if you guys are planning world domination or something...http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/ponder.gif
Well to be honest eViL bAz and I are planing to do things with a few people's souls... heh heh That'll be OUR little secrete though....http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif Oh and Lord Draud... Please take into acount waht I've been saying about becoming undead to serve as leadre of the army

I seem to be a little more evil than some people here :amazed:. How evil does one need to be in order to be considered an evil person?
Nive try lance but most of us who really belong here and talk often (eViL, draud and I) all got over 70%http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biggrin.gif... WITOUT cheeting... yeah that's you silver.... ^o^

[Marona]

Well to be honest eViL bAz and I are planing to do things with a few people's souls... heh heh That'll be OUR little secrete though....http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif Oh and Lord Draud... Please take into acount waht I've been saying about becoming undead to serve as leadre of the army

...okie dokie...ill go tell everyone about your 'secret' plan!!! ^_^

[Blade Tanaka]

BAH!!! where can you run if we've already taken over the worldhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif!!! what will you do if we steal your soulhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif? what can YOU posibly do to stop us....? Oh wait are you a Palidin if so DAMN!!! RUN AWAY MARONE IS OUT TO GET US!!!!! ^o^

[Marona]

hum lets see...i can run...somewhere...ill just cry when you steal my soul and same with the whole world...and...i can summon phantoms to stop your plan...and no im not a paladin...but i think theyre cool!^^

[Blade Tanaka]

Peh!!! IF you run we can find you, Crying won't solve anything, and summoning phantoms can't stop our neverending armies of the undead, and yeah Paladins ARE cool... I'm a paladin in Diablo II... my favorite spell... Holy bolt... I zap Skellotins and they die... I zap alllies tehy get healed... w00t!!!http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biggrin.gif ^o^

[Marona]

...you call that evil?your voice sounds lame!especially the sentences!

[Blade Tanaka]

Okay... now you're insulting my voice wich you've NEVER heard before.... and my sentances.... Where does that come into play? let's stick with the evil theme kay? ^o^

[Marona]

heh you just wanna be like evil baz obviously...looks like you get a D on your report card!

anyways...valiant phantoms,aid me in battle!Chartreus Gale!!!

*5 second pause*

uh...
*putty summoned up with a sign saying'Out to arcade'*

...always the wrong time!>_<

[Blade Tanaka]

I dunno I was just really joking about all the evil things we could do if we were really an evil organization... Besides evil baz isn't all that evil and no I wanna reprsent me... and if we do things that are comon whatever, right? The main thing is this is fun talking about taking over the world... just a fun form of esacpism that's all.... (and uh we're really boosting our post talking back and forth like this too huh? heh heh heh evil huh?) ^o^

[Marona]

...alright i quit then...heh

[Blade Tanaka]

awww man.... I was enjoying our convorsation... so what if we bost our posts like this? It's legit anyway... and besides it's not our fault if we're both online at the same time and no one else is....^o^

[silverDistortioN]

Nive try lance but most of us who really belong here and talk often (eViL, draud and I) all got over 70%http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biggrin.gif... WITOUT cheeting... yeah that's you silver.... ^o^i think a lot of people would say the people who belong here got under a 70... but anyway... just pretend i got a 0 if it makes your lives any more fulfilling.

besides, who's more evil... the guy who cheated or all the other guys who didn't?

awww man.... I was enjoying our convorsation... so what if we bost our posts like this? It's legit anyway... and besides it's not our fault if we're both online at the same time and no one else is....^o^it's long been a rule not to spam... use the chat room for chatting. (third from the bottom (http://rpgamers.info/faq.php?faq=faq_forum_rules#faq_new_faq_item))

obligatory referral: irc.magicite.net #RPGN

[Blade Tanaka]

As some people say "whatever floats your boat" I wasen't really scolding you I was just mentioning I din;t get my mark by fluke... besides I was really just making fun of my good buddy/neighbor... sorry you got dragged into it... But I must say it's nice to see someone other than Marona now... heh hehhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/embarassedlaugh.gif No offence Marona... ^o^

PS I would have but my messanger is down... sorry everyone...

[Lord Draud]

i set the percent at 50 and bove cause that means the evil is winning and evil should win heck with up to nutuer it you can be as evil as me in no time, and silver i think that cheating on the test was pretty evil i would rate to a 65-75% evil

[Marona]

i set the percent at 50 and bove cause that means the evil is winning and evil should win heck with up to nutuer it you can be as evil as me in no time, and silver i think that cheating on the test was pretty evil i would rate to a 65-75% evil
and what if i stopped that? :p

[eViL bAz]

ok we have new evil ppl here hehehehe thats good some more and we can ruel the world hehehehe or even better the FORUMS hehehehehe kidding about our plan Blade why did you say that to marona now she knows damn well anyway I didn want her souls hehehehehe And Draud my respects I would take the test in other time hehehe Imhappy as the evil I am hehehehe, The combination of the evil I am with my chaotic aligment its just perfect to destroy some places I want to destroy

[Lord Draud]

you can not stop evil, its lke trying to stop the rain, or the wind evi lis and like a the dark seed will grow into the throny plant of horrible thoughts and deeds leading all to eat from it have the dark seed in them as well

[eViL bAz]

your right so Locke youre effort to stop us its futile hehehehe

[Lord Draud]

LONG REiN THE EVIL ONES! let there uncloaded wisdom run the land for eons to come

[silverDistortioN]

owch silver owch you truly are as evil as some, now if only you can make that grey fox thing more evilish....as per Draud's request:

i got one of these...
http://sixty9.servebeer.com/psychicfox.gif

and one of these...
http://sixty9.servebeer.com/hitlerfox.gif

and this one almost qualifies...
http://sixty9.servebeer.com/smokingfox.gif
...because we all know how evil smoking is. >.>

[eViL bAz]

I like second one I think you should keep that

[Marona]

*stands on a board of the ceiling and hears stuff*...quiet...tooo quiet

[eViL bAz]

Like I was told yo Draud we need to Trying a new plan to conquer the world and see that all the cute things go to a dungeon with just bread and water and with only seeing the Springer show so they sooner will become evil.......Hey whats that
*look at the ceiling and se Marona-Chan*
release the bats heheheheh
*The bats goes after Marona and bit her in the half of the head burnt hehehe*

[Marona]

*summons putties to take care of the bats to death and heals herself*

[eViL bAz]

ok maybe that way she learn not to hear evil things now lets proceed everyone

[Blade Tanaka]

Part of teh reason I have been away so long (those of you who are wondering) is because I have been training to learn some new techniques to aid us... check this one I haven't been able to master it yet but the power I have now should do... heh heh heh bye Marone... "BLACK DRAGON HELL FIRE!!!" *A huge Black swirling dragons emerges from my arm and engulfs Marone in pure black flames* oops... heh heh maybe I went over board... *walks over to marone's corpse and uses Pheonix down* (Marone HP:1) heh heh that' should stop Locke from anbything he's got up his sleves....http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gifhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif... ^o^ (Nate: the techique I learned is from teh comic "Yu Yu Hakusho" aka Ghostfighter in some places.. I think

[Blade Tanaka]

Part of teh reason I have been away so long (those of you who are wondering) is because I have been training to learn some new techniques to aid us... check this one I haven't been able to master it yet but the power I have now should do... heh heh heh bye Marone... "BLACK DRAGON HELL FIRE!!!" *A huge Black swirling dragons emerges from my arm and engulfs Marone in pure black flames* oops... heh heh maybe I went over board... *walks over to marone's corpse and uses Pheonix down* (Marone HP:1) heh heh that' should stop Locke from anbything he's got up his sleves....http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gifhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif... ^o^ (Note: the techique I learned is from teh comic "Yu Yu Hakusho" aka Ghostfighter in some places.. I think

[Marona]

owwww....that...hurts...T_T...*twitching from the ground*

[Lord Draud]

i my self have been studying to make the world a more evil place, and so i have a new thing to help you all with i am now a preist to Velsharoon (25th lvl necromancer/5th lvl cleric/14th lvl true necromancer), i will hold mass every friday at midnight your all welcome to atend, i personaly like the first one silver but if it was a white or black fox it would look better, more contrast i think

[Marona]

ouch...dumbest...idea...ever heard...of...*twitchy*a mouse could think something better

[eViL bAz]

WHo LET THIS GIRL IN
*Looks over the werewolf and the zombie who stand Guard*
"CUT THEIR HEADS HEHEHEHEHEHE"
*Go and bring Some Demons to stand Guard now*
That should do ithehehehehe

[Marona]

baz i snuck in...can someone heal me...pleeeeaaase? X_x

[eViL bAz]

Yeah take this beverage
*Hand over a red-greenish Liquid in a bottle*
Take it you must feeling better

[Marona]

im not trusting you guys>_> pfft...

[Lord Draud]

oh why not? i mean its not like we are untrust worthy only evil....

[eViL bAz]

Thats right now DRINK!!!! hehehehehe no its just kidding just drink it look....
*grabs another 2 bottles with the same Liquid and gave 1 to draud and one to me and begin to drink*
mmm tastey

[Marona]

nope not drinking...not no way not no how not drinking it...its probably alchoholic*watches a putty take a glass of water and tries drinking it but falls on the floor with the glass*

[eViL bAz]

mmm its tasty shame that you dont drink it

[Lord Draud]

whats wrong with a alchoholic drink? i started when i was 10 and once a month i get right smashed

[Marona]

fine ill drink it...*drinks it*...hey it is good O__o

[eViL bAz]

hehehehe
*he see how Marona its changing its form she its transforming to an undead being*
IT WORKS; IT WORKS; SHES ALIVE-_-..................UNDEAD

[Marona]

*changes back and looks on the bottle of the drink*

'Works on everything except Chromas'haha :P

[eViL bAz]

damn but I will continue experimenting then

[Marona]

why do you want me to be an undead so bad huh?huh?!is it something i got?!

[eViL bAz]

cuz you have potential to ve evil, you are so annoying that can be a good evil companion :p

[Lord Draud]

besides corrupted children are the best they take people by surprize with tehre big dow eyes

[Lance Alvein]

I qualified to be evil :evilgrin: now I can go and do evil things to people... and then blame somebody else :evilgrin:

[eViL bAz]

Lance yeah you can do it but remember they think we cant win so make them belive thta hope you enjoy and if you want to blame me thats good cuz I gain mor publicity and also noone can stop me http://rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif

[Marona]

*glares at draud*no itll give more reasons to kill you.*looks at baz*im not annoying!!!...am i?

[eViL bAz]

Joking you know but what Draud says its true :evilgrin:

[Lord Draud]

di i ever tell you guys i once met jack the ripper? we sat down and had a nice liver dinner GRIN ( if you get this your smart and evil)

[eViL bAz]

did you save a little, I like some :evilgrin:

[silverDistortioN]

next time i go to canada, i'll be staying at Locke's place...
...but maybe we can have Draud for dinner.

[Marona]

i get what draud is saying...im evil a bit because i steal things...not very evil because i killhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biglaugh.gif

[eViL bAz]

Lol If you can send me some of that too will be great also Marona you need to be more evil

[Marona]

ha yeah right...make me!http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/nana.gif

[Astrolounge]

I know what Draud meant. I'm not a particularly evil person though. I just read more than is physically healthy.

[Lord Draud]

grin, althought the liver seemed to tast a bit like beer....well if you want slver then sure maybe we can go out to like mother tuckers, and i steal things all the time, hell toda i stole a CD game from radio shack and a bask of score bites from the grocer store and a novel from coles

[Marona]

heh everyone went quiet for days now...doot de doooooo

[Astrolounge]

How dare you steal a book. There is never a reason to do that.
...Unless it's "Steal This Book" obviously...

[silverDistortioN]

How dare you steal a book. There is never a reason to do that.sure there is... there are plenty. for instance, you might want to buy a book, but you don't have the money. or... you might want to buy a book, but you don't want to pay the money. or... you don't like the author and/or book seller, and you feel they need to be taught a lesson.

see? =D

[Astrolounge]

Those aren't reasons.
There justifications.

And how would stealing a copy of there book teach them a lesson?
It dosen't affect them at all. Unless they are there own publisher.

[silverDistortioN]

as a matter of fact, they are not justifications. they are reasons.

a justification would be what one would tell himself afterwards to convince himself that he acted reasonably.

a reason would be why someone was in fact motivated to do it in the first place. whether it be justified or not.

and no, stealing would not be effective in teaching someone a lesson. but it could be a reason someone may have for doing it.

[Astrolounge]

I'm fairly sure there justifications.

[Lord Draud]

well its because i had nothing to read at home because head all my book, so i saw one that i liked and took it home to read, buying things suck and sincemoney was tight AND the books where not selling anyway ( i know i was looking at it for weeks and hey never sold noe copy) i didn't think it was a big loose

[eViL bAz]

AND CUZ YOU ARE EVIL!!!!!! hehehehehehI would do the same if I were in the same Situation or you wont doit Astro!!!!???

[silverDistortioN]

I'm fairly sure there justifications.you are fairly WRONG!!!

[eViL bAz]

lol youre right Silver hehehehehe why cant the world understand us ???

[Astrolounge]

Or am I?

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[Blade Tanaka]

Part of teh reason I have been away so long (those of you who are wondering) is because I have been training to learn some new techniques to aid us... check this one I haven't been able to master it yet but the power I have now should do... heh heh heh bye Marone... "BLACK DRAGON HELL FIRE!!!" *A huge Black swirling dragons emerges from my arm and engulfs Marone in pure black flames* oops... heh heh maybe I went over board... *walks over to marone's corpse and uses Pheonix down* (Marone HP:1) heh heh that' should stop Locke from anbything he's got up his sleves....http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gifhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif... ^o^ (Note: the techique I learned is from teh comic "Yu Yu Hakusho" aka Ghostfighter in some places.. I think
Whoah... sorry about the double post here.... man I musta double cklicked... heh heh hehhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/embarassedlaugh.gif... so how has the war been in my absence...?

[Lord Draud]

we have taken the fake USA and now are planing to annex Canada

[eViL bAz]

heheheheh Canada its easy for us hehehehe so we need more Evil ppl we have to gather them hehehe

[Lord Draud]

yes lets all gather in Hamilton..the most evil city in Canada...then we can plot and plan to take over the WORLD!...so long as its not on the week end cause every friday i have Vampire or D&D saturdays is D&D at robins place and sunday is ether ntohing or Vampire Larp

[eViL bAz]

sounds goodwhen do we start??
*goes to the wardrobe and gets out his Iron Knuckles and some Nanobombs*
Hehehe Im ready I like face-to-face fight and the Nanobombs are JUST Incredible hehehe

[Lord Draud]

hmm we will need an army i will go recruiting now so that when you get ehre we will have support, then we will storm city hall then toronto finaly parlament!

[Marona]

um...you know im right here and im listening..

[Astrolounge]

So are lots of people.
I could stop them if I only knew where hamilton was.
Or I cared in the least where hamilton was.

Actually thats a lie. Do tell.

[Lord Draud]

LOL you could not stop me but i will tell you Hamilton Ontario Canada right next to burlington and oakvill

[Marona]

yah you can't stop him!...he's really scary!>_<

[eViL bAz]

Hahahahahaha (yeah I change he for Ha cuz its more evil) You have finally realized that eh Marona so lets go we already have Blade and Yojimbo too and if we can convince Jet it would be a great Help hahaha, (ok back) hehehehehe

[Lord Draud]

ok every one time to let out your most evil laugh, every one know taht hero's have there poses and shining smiles to get the hot chicks/hunky guys but our super evil laugh can turn them to weeping piles of meat as they know there final doom ok me first MWA HE HA HA HA