For Evil Ppl Only

[Locke]

Yeah, same as me. I laughed and laughed, then turned it up :evilgrin:

[Lord Draud]

heh today i will be gaurding a jewish church cause its the "high holy days" or something like that so i gotta scare off nazi pricks.....man what a week

[Locke]

Well draud, you have yourself a grand old time with that :thumbup:

[Galthol]

Good for ya Draud go kick some nazi butt. (Stupid jerks ruining the roman salute)

[Lord Draud]

well i'm back but not for long i have factory work tonight arg man i hope this stuff just is easy cause the money its geting me is needed ( i will be moving in with locke soon)

[Locke]

Well, you have fun with that Draud. Personally, I'll stick to my work where I get paid to sit on my ass and type. Egads, life is so very very hard. :evillaugh:

[Locke]

Hey, just figured I'd let those of the evil denomination know that I was talking to Lance about Blade earlier on today and apparently he's planning on putting in an appearence while at school this week. Seeing as how he's got one day to do this before the school week is out, I'm assuming it'll be tomorrow. I'll call him when I get home and yell at him for a little while and get him to post :p

[eViL bAz]

Please What happend to my evil apprentice!!!! :evilgrin:

[Locke]

Well, I called him when I got home last night and he said he's been trying to get online at school and the internet keep's crashing when he tries to get on. So I yelled at him for a minute and told him to come on at lunch today, and he said he'd try :thumbup:

[Lord Draud]

well ehre is an up date for you, i have infected Lockes place evil hath spread!

[Locke]

Got yourself moved in finally do ya?

And thus evil doth spread across the land.

[Lance Alvein]

And the evil will spread and spread until it takes over a large percentage of the world, leaving only the penguins uninfected :p

[Skikkles]

Did somebody say evil?

[eViL bAz]

Yeah welcome skikkles to our evil domains, you can find all kind of evil in here, since the good evil, passing for the mild evil, throug chaotic and insane evil (thats me), adn the presidential evil (Draud) so feel like in home and post a lot, oh and also participate in teh RPGN Colosseum you will be welcome :evilgrin:

[Locke]

Don't worry Baz, I'm currently working on getting Lance and Skikkles into the colosseum. Skikkles is kinda like an apprentice of mine :evillaugh: and Lance is me little brudder :evilgrin:

[Galthol]

And the evil will spread and spread until it takes over a large percentage of the world, leaving only the penguins uninfected http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/tongue.gif
You FOOL! We won't leave anything uninfected, THE ENITRE WORLD WILL BE EVIL http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif

[eViL bAz]

You FOOL! We won't leave anything uninfected, THE ENITRE WORLD WILL BE EVIL http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif

Not only the world, THE UNIVERSE WILL BE OURS!!!!! :evilgrin: MUAHAHAHAHA

[Lance Alvein]

But evil penguins may be too evil even for ourselves to contain them... what do we do then???

[Skikkles]

duh.... chuck them in a stew with whats left of the worlds babies!!!

(some people)

[eViL bAz]

dont worry Lance we can always depend on evil hunters :)

[Lance Alvein]

I guess that's true... we could have penguin hunting expeditions :p

[Galthol]

Not only the world, THE UNIVERSE WILL BE OURS!!!!! http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif MUAHAHAHAHANot only the universe, THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE WILL BELONG TO US!!!!!!!!! http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif

[Skikkles]

What the whole multiverse? Well how are we gonna dive it up...... can I have A&W pllleeeeeaaaassssseeee.:evilgrin:

So whos the evilllllleessttestst:confused: person thingummy here?

[Lord Draud]

and now a word from your leader" IF PEOPLE CALL YOU A MONSTER OR INSANE OR EVIL SAy ThANK YOU "

[Galthol]

What the whole multiverse? Well how are we gonna dive it up...... can I have A&W pllleeeeeaaaassssseeee.:evilgrin:

So whos the evilllllleessttestst:confused: person thingummy here?
I think it's a toss up between Draud and Baz.

[Locke]

Yeah, I'd put it in there. I think the actual ranking has Draud in the lead with Baz coming in closely behind :p

[Skikkles]

Well how do you up your evil rep here I consider myself insane,schizophrenic and loopy, don't know bout evil what would you say Locke?

[punkonjunk1024]

Where does The Devil rank in evil right now?

[Locke]

Well how do you up your evil rep here I consider myself insane,schizophrenic and loopy, don't know bout evil what would you say Locke?I wouldn't consider you evil. You're kinda on the same as me, you don't care much for rules in general and just tend to do what you feel like long as it keeps you entertained ;). Chaotic Neutral all the way :p

[Skikkles]

So your saying we should create our own thread chaotic neutral people and keep out of the evil or mmmm we fit in just fine ?:confused:

[Galthol]

Well Skikkles, you did rank pretty high when I saw you take the evil-test, Come embrace your evil side and conquer the world with us.


(On a side note, I'm still looking for people to help me hijack the worlds airwaves so we can force the world to watch 'The Quest For The Holy Grail')

[Skikkles]

98.3% to be correct I believe I scored ....... does that make me ..... evil?:confused:

[Locke]

Well Skikkles, you did rank pretty high when I saw you take the evil-test, Come embrace your evil side and conquer the world with us.


(On a side note, I'm still looking for people to help me hijack the worlds airwaves so we can force the world to watch 'The Quest For The Holy Grail')
Hey, count me in Galthol, that would be something I would love to see broadcasting accross the worlds airwaves. Then all would see the hilarity that is the Quest for the Holy Grail.

And Skikkles, don't listen to them. My way you can be evil or good, depends entirely on your mood and how it'll affect your entertainment :evillaugh: :p

[Skikkles]

Bah I am my own being I follow no preordained path or style:cool: .... basically I'm clueless bout where I fit in the world but hey, back to the usual:wave: ......*BANG*:spin:

[Locke]

*Bang* eh :p

Sure. Here's a question for those of the evil-er denominations. If your walking out of Burger King and see a little kid trip and do a faceplant, do you laugh?

[Skikkles]

Laugh, help him up, say watch your step, then possibly trip him again(cause of course I did it the first time):evilgrin:

[eViL bAz]

I Laugh and then give him some insentive to make him evil and give him a little present and guess what? it is the super-dupper-mega-hyper-ultra-evil version of barney songs sang for me and with subliminal Message

"I love you (I kill you) you love me (You scream)"

:evlgrin:

[Locke]

I'm sorry Baz, but I just don't consider Barney to be an incentive for anything, especially anything diabolically evil ;) He's just too much of a pointless child entertainer to amount to anything truly evil.

[Lance Alvein]

The old barney was fired for having a bloody knife in his bag... does that count?

[Locke]

All depends on what the old barney was using the knife on ;)

[Skikkles]

Isn't it obvious he was carving up his daily meal of sheep fetus .....duh .... some people.

[Locke]

Sheep fetus' eh ..... I really don't want to know what's going on with your Barney - Watching experiences, but I know any of the 2 times I've ever sat down and seen barney it wasn't about sheep fetus' :wonder:

[Skikkles]

You think Barney's messed ever watch Blue's Clues well guess what.... I'M NOT TIRED!!!!:evilgrin:

[Galthol]

Aha, My Quest has officially started, (the monty python thing) I hope to have it completed within the next 10 years.

Phase 1 -Get a blog and make opions know- Check

Phase 2 -Get an idea of what to do next. - Working on it.

[Skikkles]

Once you hit phase 3: Putting it in to action give the "ISLAND CREW" a call we'll hook you up!:D

[Locke]

Yeah, as I said before, let us know Galthol. I know ton's of people, and I think that'd be a prime thing to do. I can get the manpower gathered :p

[eViL bAz]

Hey Guy's I think you guys were called, the "PEI Bunch" well dunno I just heard that somewhere :P, and Barney modifed songs by EB RULESS!!!

[Locke]

PEI Crew, I think our official name was :p

[Galthol]

It was something like that, Just so long as I'm an honourary member.

[Locke]

You went to school with us Galthol, so I suppose we could give you the honorary status ;)

In more evil knews, where's Draud hiding at?

[Galthol]

All Right, Besides, I might end up moving back there anyway.

[Locke]

Cool, any idea when?

[Galthol]

Yeah next year. Maybe.

[Locke]

Yeah, well if you head down that'll be cool, if not... We'll need to call you a foreigner for the rest of your day's (though you'll still be an honorary foreign islander) :p

[Lord Draud]

man i have missed so much its wrong but work and life get in teh way and so evil must go on i have been doing evil in hamilton in many ways like taking my evil messages tothe streets like on the bus!

[Lord Draud]

ok Evil people of the world there is a new sound test and its all about cheer up music so let send in a song and i'll even to the voice intro1

[Geosgaeno]

what song/s do you have in mind? im up for it

[Locke]

An evil cheer up song. This should prove interesting :p

[Blade Tanaka]

Well I haven't been here in a while.

[Lord Draud]

i am not sure maybe something from metallica or god smack any ideas?

[Locke]

There's ton's of songs from both. King Nothing, Enter Sandman, One ... there's a couple from Metallica. Godsmack has a bunch of tunes, but I'd say awake probly. Or ..... check out the song Celebrate by Grade 8. It's .... well, the lyrics if you listen to them are cheerful and happy, but .... yeah. Download it and listen to it. The more I think about it, the more appropriate that seems to me :evillaugh:

[Lance Alvein]

I concur. Celebrate would be a great song.

[Locke]

Yeah, I heard a guy doing a review of it that went along the lines of ... "every time I hear it I want to kill myself. The lyrics are cheerful and upbeat, but it makes we want to kill myself in a frenzy of depression."

I laughed and laughed and laughed.

[Blank]

(Score: 91 out of 200)
45.5%


Somewhat Evil Crap. I guess I am not evil enough to join this club.

[Locke]

I think you can still join, you'll just need to work your way up the ladder. Depends on how evil you plan on being, and how much your evil deeds are represented on the test. It's all up to how you feel like looking at it ;)

[Geosgaeno]

yeah you can join Blank if you stay loyal to the dark side.

we will help change that 91 score into a 191+ score

[Galthol]

So anybody got any mayham planed for the Holiday Season. If you need any ideas I would suggest you get you hands on some sodium, it flares up in water, (it works with snow to). It's both fun and dangerous!

[Geosgaeno]

forget sodium ive got some Francium, mwahahahaha, damn its just blow my hands off, never mind i will type using my teleconetic powers http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif

[Locke]

Yeah, but think Galthol, should we really be giving people like me ideas about stuff that goes boom in the snow :evilgrin:

[Galthol]

Yeah, but think Galthol, should we really be giving people like me ideas about stuff that goes boom in the snow :evilgrin:
Yes, Yes I do, this is my contribution to spreading evil, I don't spread the evil myself, I give people the ideas, that why when someone is arrested, It's not me, and I'm free to continue being evil and free in society

[Blank]

Someone told me that on that stupid Brainiac show on G4 they had this malicious prank:

1. Put some chemical in the toilet bowl of the victim. (Some kind of sodium, I believe)
2. Put some other chemical in the tank... (I think it was hydrogen peroxide. I dunno, it must react with the first chemical to create foam)
3. When the victim flushes the toilet, the chemicals mix, causing the bathroom to be filled with foam and pee.

Supposedly, it works... And, wow, that is just plain cruel (and hilarious!) XD

[kai]

The simple version of that would be the plastic rap over the toilet rim but that's far better, I guess the issue would be finding the correct chemicals and the means of implanting them.

[Geosgaeno]

yeah i also saw that prank on Brainiac, i just wish i could get my hands on the chemicals, but they probably arnt available to the public....nevermind ill break into my old school labs and find some there.

[Galthol]

Drano and powdered suger works well......Or at least that's what I heard. Yeah, heard....

[eViL bAz]

GOOOD NEWS!!!! my evil friends!!! Im currently working on the TELE page, unfortuantely when I made the contract for the webspace I write the domain as evil collections, but I think this might work, also the header of the page will it be TELE so dont be discouraged, as soon as I have some progress i will make it public so be pending and remember to

B EVIL

[Galthol]

Go EVIL BAZ, IN ALL YOUR EVIL GLORY WE THE (SLIGHTLY) LESS EVIL SALUTE YOU!!!

[Blank]

The simple version of that would be the plastic rap over the toilet rim but that's far better,I guess it depends on how much foam is created... =P

Geosgaeno: Couldn't you just call up the people that supply schools? It isn't like those chemicals are made of some crazy rare elements.

[Geosgaeno]

nah i wont call them, ill just break in all guns blazin, literally.

its good is francium hahaha, you can throw it in the river and blow up all the boats and ships in the docks.

[Galthol]

So its' basicly the same as sulpher in its ablity to explode in water, Well sulpher is still eaiser to get a hold off.

[Galthol]

Whats going on! Where is the evilness! it might have dissapeared in the christmas season, but the evil must live on, EVIL! We must keep it alive!

[Locke]

Yeah, the evil thread did die down a bit. Along with the rest of the forum lately, for that matter. Anybody got any ideas on why?

[Blade Tanaka]

EVIL THREAD REVIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ther that's all I can do for it for now. So uhh What new eveil stuff have you guys done recently. I loosend the salt and pepper shakers at wendy's and stole some straws kecthup packets and plastic cutlery. That was Pretty evil.

[eViL bAz]

Now the evill thread is Back officialy thanks to me , hope all our great members, TELE members come and join our evil thread and discuss your evil plans with us in here BE EVIL GUYS

[Locke]

My actions generally aren't evil or good, just chaotic :p

Some of them are definitely evil, and some are definitely good. Depends on what mood I'm in and surrounding circumstances....

Dunno if that qualifies or not, but meh. :p :evillaugh:

[SeymourGuado]

I am against possibly all evil in all forms. But Baz I make an acception.

[Yuffie]

I wouldn't say I have it in me to be evil... :rofl:

Occassionally manipulative but that's generally for the greater good. :D

[Locke]

I wouldn't say I have it in me to be evil... :rofl:

Occassionally manipulative but that's generally for the greater good. :DFor the greater good of the world as a whole, or for the greater good of the world of Yuffie :p

[Yuffie]

Well...I'd say I'm more good than whoever I'm manipulating or I wouldn't manipulate them....therefore I am the greater good! :D

But you won't be so sarcastic when I save the universe through manipulation. :p

[Locke]

Unless someone else manipulates you into thinking you were manipulating the world, without you knowing ;)

[Yuffie]

....



I knew I wasn't cut out for being evil!!

I'm gonna hang up my evil villain cape and go cry! THANKS A LOT LOCKE!!!!

:bawl:

[eViL bAz]

No YUFFIEE!!!!! COOOOOMEEEBAACCK!!!

Now you'll see what you have done Locke , you made cry our evil Publicist ( I save your job for your return Yuffie)

but ok it seems that we have evil members that they think that they are not evil but the first sign of being evil is deny your evilness a lot of cases (rikku for exampe) :p

[Locke]

....



I knew I wasn't cut out for being evil!!

I'm gonna hang up my evil villain cape and go cry! THANKS A LOT LOCKE!!!!

:bawl:See, that'd be a lack of confidence issue. If you believe that your not being manipulated, then chance are your not.... maybe.

Sorry Yuffie, it's the philosophist in me coming out.... I always think with circular logic...

And Baz... I didn't really intent to drive Yuffie away, merely make her more aware of what could be happening...

And if I do an evil act, I will openly say it was an evil thing to do :p

[Yuffie]

Well I'll let you off THIS time! :p

But if you do it again then when I save the universe next time you're not getting saved! :rofl:

Being good's nowhere near as fun as being an evil genius! :(

[Locke]

Well I'll let you off THIS time! :p

But if you do it again then when I save the universe next time you're not getting saved! :rofl:

Being good's nowhere near as fun as being an evil genius! :(I'll be sure to save myself then :p

[kai]

So who's selfish and who is just?

How many lives would have to be on the line before you would drop you family into a pit of angry bees (these are huge nasty bees, so we will assume the pit will cause a horrible painful death)?

[Locke]

Depends on what those lives are worth to me. If it's people I don't know... sorry, but family takes precedance over people I don't know... it'd probly need to be about half the world for me to even consider it....

As to who's just and who's selfish... I don't know. It's a huge philosophical debate that I can't answer, so I'll leave it with saying I don't know.

[Blade Tanaka]

Wow... apparently we haven't been evil in two years. *steals a childs candy walking nearby*

There, this thread ought to be reactivated now... Hopefully. *plots more evil chores to get his evil friends attention,*

[Lance Alvein]

*Evilly laughs at random passerbys*
well... it's not that evil... but like you said... haven't been evil in two years... I'm a bit rusty :p

[Blade Tanaka]

hah hah no worries lance.

Today we made fun of a senile-ish old woman. Who somehow managed to change my Jr. Double bacon cheeseburger, into a double pattie I-Don't-Know-What with hot sauce instead of cheese, and almost every vegetable you can put on a burger imaginable, with ketchup and mustard. I think my friend only paid for a Jr. Doub. Bacon though.

*evil grin*

[FlashFirer]

I don't understand food slang, but it does look like you were evil, Blade =p

I haven't been very evil lately... I guess the last evil I did was delete all of my sister's songs from her iPod and make her sync it again.

[pikatsu]

I grew a goatee. Evil enough?

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6972/img1093vw0.jpg

I do look scary, come to think of it... :evillaugh:

[FlashFirer]

You sorta look like that guy from "The Thing"... (I don't mean The Thing itself, that was not an insult :P).

[Blade Tanaka]

I grew a goatee. Evil enough? Indeed! And it's made even MORE evil by posting it on the evil people's thread instead of the beard lovers thread! Good job pikatsu!

[eViL bAz]

.....


is nice to see that this place has revived thanks to the forum revivers Blade and Lance.

MUAHAHAHAHA

now this is the time to invoke Draud and Grim....

someone know where they are?

[Blade Tanaka]

Bwah hah hah hah! Our evil monark/overlord is back! How sweet it is! I think Draud is on my MSN though we never talk.

Still, I can talk to him if we need to bring our monarhy back from the dead.

[BAMAToNE]

Ha, what a weird coincidence, Baz. I was just looking over your last.fm profile a couple hours ago. Welcome back!

[eViL bAz]

Thanks in fact I was never away, I was lurking this place waiting for a revival, and this might be thetime :P

[Blade Tanaka]

Indeed. It's time to make the next faze in our plan active. I'm sure our zombie plants are thriving quite nicely under the earth, world wide. Waiting... for the moment to strike.