For Evil Ppl Only

[eViL bAz]

You just notice now!!!!! It has almost 3 or 4 Month in there!!! lol and your option is up galthol dont worry we will put it in a poll :D

[Lance Alvein]

Do we have all our music nominated? If so, can we have a mod change the poll for us?

[Lord Draud]

i like the impeirl march from star wars my self....

[eViL bAz]

Galthol: Gustav Holst's "Mars: The Bringer of War"
EB: "U-TIC Facility"(Xenosaga Episode I)
Zeugma: "Imperial Garden" (Star Ocean III)
Geo: Front hall (Resident Evil)
Draud: Impreial March
FUNNY GUYS: Barney Songs!!!

Hey MODS CAN ANYONE CHANGE THE POLL AND PUT THIS SONG TO OPEN A NEW POLL!!!! plz?

[Galthol]

Yeah so if any one sees Locke Cole (http://www.rpgamers.info/member.php?u=2), Kilu (http://www.rpgamers.info/member.php?u=8), IceBurner (http://www.rpgamers.info/member.php?u=4), silverDistortioN (http://www.rpgamers.info/member.php?u=7), BAMAToNE (http://www.rpgamers.info/member.php?u=5)

Ask them nicely to fix the poll for us.

[Lord Draud]

HA if only one of us the evil people got put into a position of power......i still think i would have had a chance

[eViL bAz]

yeah btu Locke dont look down here so we hope one of use soon have the power .......hehehehe

[Galthol]

*Galthol suddenly remembers that he is minister of propaganda untill such time as Yuffie show up*

How about we pull something from Star Wars Epi III :spoiler: Anikien- From my point of view the Jedi are evil :spoiler: So you know people who don't enjoy a little... fun now and agiain are evil

[eViL bAz]

here it goes the new poll

[Kilu]

You forgot the poll XD

[eViL bAz]

There it is :D

[Kilu]

Threads merged, the new poll should now work properly :)

[Galthol]

All hail the mighty Kilu. (Now to we just have to bring him to the dark side)


"Hey Kilu you now are evil, evil, evil. Anything? No?" (I wish Yuffie would get back, this propganda stuff is tireing)

[Giea]

Okay this is a question for the umm "Evil Ones" what did you do to make you so.. "evil"? Thanks :)

[Elhaym van Houten]

^^ anyone seen "George W. Bush" and his hilarious axis of evil on Saturday Night Live?
We should tell him to put the "Evil Ones" in as well.

[jetblue]

I always thought the tune when they show mother in the coccon pod in "wild arms" sounds very evil.
Or "Lusec wecos vinosec" from FF8 was also very evil sounding. And sexy.

[eViL bAz]

Okay this is a question for the umm "Evil Ones" what did you do to make you so.. "evil"? Thanks

Well in my case I take 24 Hours (yeah 24 hours) of Barney Show that introduce to the evil world then a series of things make the final transformation.....Kicking dogs, fight with my brothers and mom and so on and then worst thing that better not tell cuz there kids in the room :evilgrin:


^^ anyone seen "George W. Bush" and his hilarious axis of evil on Saturday Night Live?
We should tell him to put the "Evil Ones" in as well.


That could be a good Idea and we can wash the brains of all the ppl to join us :evilgrin:

I always thought the tune when they show mother in the coccon pod in "wild arms" sounds very evil.
Or "Lusec wecos vinosec" from FF8 was also very evil sounding. And sexy

I thought in FLWV but is too predictable and of wild arms is a good one, but the poll is already on :(

[Giea]

I watch Power Rangers 24/7 and I fight with my siblings and never (tell) I think I could be the new evil overlord. >=D

[eViL bAz]

But is not the same PR is about a gang of guys (.........AHA) that fight evil (There you go why dont you feel evil) and BARNEY SHOW is about a Idiotic Dinosour (That I think is the Gay cousin of Godzilla) singin songs of love and family care allllllll time imagine hear that all the time if you dont become evil you become crazy.......the same with the teletubbies (diabolic!!! :evilgrin: )

[Blade Tanaka]

I agree Barney must be Godzilla's gay cousin. However I finally voted on this evil thread... Yeah. ^o^

[Lord Draud]

lol well at least i am not the only one, and what makes me evil eh? well it could be that i was made from PURE EVIL! i mean you can ask me what i would do in almost any situation and you will see how evil i am

[Giea]

lol well at least i am not the only one, and what makes me evil eh? well it could be that i was made from PURE EVIL! i mean you can ask me what i would do in almost any situation and you will see how evil i amOkay, say you're caught cross dressing what would you do? :nana:

[Blade Tanaka]

While we wait for draud you would never catch me corss dresing cause I'd shoot whoever saw me. That And I'd never cross dress...

[eViL bAz]

how knows.......???? :ponder: :roll: everything can happens in our evil side hehehehehehe :evilgrin:

[Lord Draud]

i am cross dressing so that i can pass as a ugly female to kill my long time enemys wife! mwa he ha ha ha

[Galthol]

So when does the poll close down?

[Geosgaeno]

umm possibly it should close near the opening of the new site???, or maybe if we come up with another idea for the site and decide to have another poll it will close then.

[eViL bAz]

EXACTLY hehehehehehehehehe

[Lance Alvein]

So... how is the evil website coming along?

[eViL bAz]

SO-SO I am planing the interface, and then I will plan the all in page things :D if someone have a good design for buttons it wold help me a lot, cuz I have good I deas but I can accept help :evilgrin:

[Lord Draud]

flames skulls re classic, try using a skull with the flames like they have as the diablo title thing

[Blade Tanaka]

That's sweet. bAz Hurry up man I wanna see this site. And hey everyone, chenck out my new evil avatar the first I've ever had here. ^o^

[eViL bAz]

Cool avatar Blade, Im on my way on the page, but this months I have a lot of work (Being prox summer and summer time, its really hard work for the industry so...) But Im doing my best !!!

[Lord Draud]

that is all that we ask, that and that it be evil enough that most humans will think twice befor returning

[Geosgaeno]

someone has been sly towards me my evil amigos, last night i reached 1000 posts and i wake up this morning to see only 996posts, who is the culprit i wonder, any ideas anybody, possibly a jealous mod???

[Blade Tanaka]

I think you were drunk out of your mind... Or not. We must lok into this. ^o^

[Geosgaeno]

yes there is an explanation out there somewhere and i wanna know were my poxy 4posts vanished tohttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/confused.gifhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/wacky.gifhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/shocked.gifhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/mad.gifhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Blade Tanaka]

That is a good question... In the mean time why don't you check out this Guilty Gear X Character quiz... Now if I knwe how how I'd make the GGX be the link but I don't so here it is... dormantchaos.com/ggxquiz.html now thow a www in front and your good...

[Lance Alvein]

New poll idea - evil mascot.

I had a great idea, but I forgot it. I'll post it once I remember what it was http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/wall.gif

[Lord Draud]

lol well we have lots to choose from all sorts of evil devil and demon pic's are around not to mention pics or lichs vampires werewolfs and all sorts of evil...i guess its time to start looking for the most evil one of all!

[Blade Tanaka]

Sounds good hurry up and get some. I nominate Chipp and Ky Kuro. (NOT KY KISKE HE'S GOOD. KY KURO IS THE EPITIME OF SIN!!!) ^o^

[Yuffie]

i guess its time to start looking for the most evil one of all!
Ok, ok, I'll get my camera. :shades:

[Lord Draud]

lol we need a link to rotten.com, they are the sort of web site that makes me proud the internet is here

[Geosgaeno]

hehe Rotten.com full of evil and fucked up stuff.

i say if we are to get a mascot it has to be some skeleton of some sort, skulls etc work evertime for evil stuff.

[Yuffie]

I'm all for weight loss but I'm not turning to a skeleton just to be a mascot. :shades:

Speak to my agent!

[eViL bAz]

......Give me his number please I will call him/her so we can make an arrangment :D

[Yuffie]

Uh...his name is...his name is Lord Draud! :D

Yeah, so bug him about it. :)

[Lance Alvein]

How about our evil mascot is... the Teletubbies :p *I am not being serious here, if our mascot became something like that, I would probably need to join the good side.... just to kill them :p*

[Yuffie]

That's ok, even the good guys want to kill the teletubbies for their seemingly pointless existance. :rofl:

[Lord Draud]

ok yuffie are you willing to grow horns, claws, sharpen your teeth to fangs, bat like wings and wear minimil clothing? if so you ave a shot at being our succubus

[Blade Tanaka]

Hmm are teletubies evil though. I mean we all knew they wre gay but they did teach little kids how to be good...

[Geosgaeno]

i think the teletubbies have an evil essence about them, especially that purple one.

That stuff on there heads is just an ariel to base, telling them they are doing a good job brainwashing kids, and once they are brainwashed they will be turned into mindless Earth overthrowing minions. *Geo gets out a sniper and takes out Tinky-Winky*

[Yuffie]

I'm not sure about the horns part. O.o

I don't want them changing my hairstyle :amazed:

[Lord Draud]

teletubbys are not evil, they are just ...odd, and don't worry yuffie imagine all the new hair styles you can trry with your horns!

[eViL bAz]

I must say that Teletubbys are not evil, and Yuffie with horns *begin to imagine Yffie with horns*.................... Cool you can buya Bull suit and play Torero thing lol

[Lord Draud]

....or she could terrorize little chidren and preists all around her home!

[Grim]

Evil mascont eh? I could only think of two things......Walmart and Microsoft....I guess they would be more like sponsors than mascots.

[Yuffie]

*throws hoops in the air and tries to catch them on some horns*

Nah the cons still outweigh the pros on the horn idea :rofl:

[Lance Alvein]

I wouldn't mind having horns... I think that'd be pretty cool... I can just imagine what I could do... http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/wall.gif<- with horns :p

[jetblue]

I use to have these weird dreams where I had 4 horns.
They were red and black colored. Not that long but long enough.
http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Lance Alvein]

They sound like weird dreams...
and why were they red and black??
and where were the horns?? :p

[eViL bAz]

I agree with Grim, If we talk With MS and WM and explain the situation maybe we can have FOUNDS TOO!!!! and about the Horns I would like to have ones but im too ......evil to have ones....hehehehehehe *Drink from a bottle* Maybe im drunk .......ok i am watching 2 monitors at the same time......yeah im drunk *fall down*

[Yuffie]

There was that guy in Star Wars with red and black horns :rofl:
I've never seen the film though :p

Baz, you could use them as bottle openers!

[Lord Draud]

heh Darth Maul was a Zabrac and naturaly had horns, he just sharpend them up a bit , and yes MS is veryevil, well where is my PR Rep? i need him to send a letter right away!

[eViL bAz]

Yeah, good Option for the horns I would gfoget if I cant have a bottle opener or anything that can open with horns!!!

[Lance Alvein]

Maybe our new poll idea should be with different evil-mascot-type body parts that we could all choose which would be the best...
Like:
1) Horns
2) Glowing Red Eyes
3) Blades instead of arms

and so on.

[Yuffie]

I'd prefer to keep my arms and still have blades...so I'll just keep growing my nails :D

[Lord Draud]

LOL i had a thought how about the techno-demon from Doom 2? the huge fugger with the rocket launch and the cyber leg? i remember that guy was the shiz-nit back in the day

[Lance Alvein]

c'mon people, we need to figure out our mascot!!!

[Lord Draud]

can we get a poll up please with the choices where is the mods!

[Kilu]

Give me the Question and the exact poll options, and I'll make it happen. PM them to me :D Too lazy to search for them in the thread :p

[Lord Draud]

all right you heard the man lance i apoint you to this task, fail not on pain of death!

[eViL bAz]

:evilgrin: Im back evil ppl sorry I take some time out to think in my evil doings and Im sure of something Im more evil than ever hehehehehehehehe about the page it is in a 12% (sorry guys a lot of things came out this months) and I hope I finish soon well I think that A Fire Cerberus could be our Pet

[Lance Alvein]

well then... it seems that our poll *unless anyone wants anything added* will be:
What should our mascot be?
1) Have horns
2) Glowing Red Eyes
3) Blades on arms
4) a Fire Cerberus

anything to add?

[Lord Draud]

well a Lich would be a good one, a cyber demon from doom, a vampire, the grim reaper....

[Blade Tanaka]

Have we even decided on th4e Hymn yet... Maybe we should get that down first... Oh and hey, I'm back!

[Lord Draud]

i thought our theam music wasthe imperial march, thats what the votes say anyway

[Blade Tanaka]

Well then let us march onto a new poll!!!

[Locke]

Considering how you guys have Barney songs as your number 2, I say that your best mascot would be a large fluffy purple dinosaur with horns, glowing red eyes, blades on it's arms, with a pet Cerberus. :evillaugh:

[Lance Alvein]

Considering how you guys have Barney songs as your number 2, I say that your best mascot would be a large fluffy purple dinosaur with horns, glowing red eyes, blades on it's arms, with a pet Cerberus. :evillaugh:
I'm all for that as our mascot :p

[Lord Draud]

....barny is not evil as much as he is so good that its annoying and evilish

[Yuffie]

I really don't get the whole Barney concept...I mean would you really want a ferocious and carnivorous dinosaur to be teaching your kids the alphabet? :amazed:

The kids would be school dinner!

But I bet Barney would get totally picked on by all the scarier dinosaurs.

[eViL bAz]

Let me talk with Kilu for the new poll, oh and by the way I was in a evil semianry ^^

[Blade Tanaka]

Well you see Yuffie... One day when nobody was expectiong it some kid pulled a blody knife out of the Barney bag... That is why we too hail Barney. (Do you feel enlightened now?)

[Maxin]

Does everyone know the proof that Barney is evil?

[Lord Draud]

i personaly think that if we wanted a person that on TV and totaly evil we should get a pic of bush but....

[Lance Alvein]

I think that the mascot idea, while similar to barney, is not barney.
Its only similarities to barney are that they are both fluffy, purple dinosaurs. If we took this one as our mascot, it would have horns, glowing red eyes, blades on its arms, and have a pet Cerberus. :p

[Lord Draud]

...well we can have a vote, my mascot sujjestion is the Lich GOd Vellsharoon and i happen to know where a great pic of him is...my profile!

[Blade Tanaka]

Well you see Yuffie... One day when nobody was expectiong it some kid pulled a blody knife out of the Barney bag... That is why we too hail Barney. (Do you feel enlightened now?)
I thinks I jsut explained it quite well...

[Yuffie]

If I say I'm enlightened by it....will that prevent you explaining it further...? :D

[Lord Draud]

psst it means barny is evil, he stabbed someone then brought the knife to thetv studio, a kid found it and was prolly traumatised for life, not a bad run if i do say so but it would have been funnyer if i was a severed head and the kid heald it up to the camera and the head had that whole open moth last gasp eyes rolled up into the back of teh head look and he was holding it by the hair andit was twisting slowly like a hanged man in the wind

[Yuffie]

Well you'd have explained it anyway I guess. :p

But why would Barney need a knife? T-Rex's have huge teet-...hey where are Barney's teeth?

[Blade Tanaka]

Well I guess he could have been a vegetarian addicted t homicide..?

[Lord Draud]

or he was over compensating for the fact that his teeth could not kill by useing a knife? maybe then afer the murder he ate the rest of the corpse and saved the head twisting in the wind

[Lance Alvein]

Can we get a consensus for our poll idea, so we can vote on something new?

[kai]

I once pulled all the rubber feet off the walkers at the old folks home after waxing the floors . . . . . . . then I yelled FIRE!!!! :tophat:

[Lord Draud]

oh yeah i once pissed in the holy water at the old folks home on a saturday night!

[Lord Draud]

ok here is something we can vote on, if you could meet and talk to any evil man in history who would it be? attilla the hun? Hitler, Stalin, Rasputen ECT come on give ideas then we do poll

[eViL bAz]

Yeah I like the Idea, I would Like to talk to Hitler.

HEY I WONT LEAVE DIE THIS THREAD, a little more and disapear of the boards hehehehehehehehe

[Locke]

Evil Men in history.... I'd talk to Bush Jr.

[Lord Draud]

i wonder if jesus would be considerd one because of all the people that have killed and spread hate in his name, that if he realy ever existed at all of course

[Grim]

Well, if I was to meet and talk with a evil person I guess it would have to be.......wait a minute... isn't evil to us people, good? But if good is evil....that means we are good....and if we are good... we are evil.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Brain Explodes*
I have to find something better to store my brains in....explosives don't work to well.

[kai]

:shame: :finger: .. . . . . . . and that's response to that post. :roll:

So when we evil what do we mean? Cause evil is really just a matter of belief. Hitler wasn't evil to his men . . . . he was simply some guy with a dream, and the resources to try and carry it out. In my eyes Martha Stewart is pretty evil in that way . . . . using various craft skills combined with a moderate cooking ability she is trying to make every home in North America un-original and bland.

[Locke]

I'm pretty sure deeds done after your dead, while even if they are in your name don't count towards making you evil. It would be idealists that do evil in his name that would be evil, not Jesus himself. He was what he was, neither good nor evil, just a man.

[Yuffie]

How can you have evil when it's just two opposite views about a matter both believing they are right...?

You might think you're evil for blowing up orphanages across the globe and stealing their last remaining medical supplies...but someone might think the orphans were secret killer ninjas who were totally gonna do worse stuff!

...

So in conclusion, who am I again?

[Locke]

.... Yuffie ..... I think...

[Lord Draud]

i donno i sorta like the whole killing orphens and stealing there meds, as for evil i mean evil as in us, so that we might learn from them to better understand our nature

[kai]

Don't think as evil as a belief think it of it as a job. A lawyer is a lawyer and nothing else whether or not you believe him to be a baker. There are simply certain criteria set for these jobs (lawyer = school), today's standards of evil would incorporate things like breaking laws, causing harm to people for fun, etc... . It's a simple concept but I think it applies.

[Locke]

Is there really a true evil though, or just shades of grey :wonder:

[kai]

I think my explanation of evil would also apply to that statement. There are different skill levels for jobs and different divisions the same way there are different evils ex. murder, tax fraud ;) , just being mean, etc. . .

[Yuffie]

Ok, I feel it's time to introduce my method of philosophy.

You know in the film, "The Mummy"? They raise that dead Imhotep dude but he's evil and wants to rule the world!!

However...in the sequel they raise him again but only to defeat the greater evil! :amazed:

[Locke]

That's simply a case of "the devil you know as opposed to the devil you don't" :p. I'll choose an evil I know that I can defeat over an evil I'm not to sure about any day of the week.

[kai]

True enough, we live in a society where someone can wield evil for their benefit as long as they can either hide it or dispose of it once they're done. Though in many cases they stumble and well . . . . :flagusa:

[Locke]

I concur. While people from the US tend to be great people, you gotta wonder how someone like Bush got elected.... Oh wait, rigged through electronic ticket counters. I forgot :wall:

[Blade Tanaka]

Indeed. Either that or people jsut figured, "Go with the devil you know instead of the devil you don't" Either way he's still around and cause wierd deomic trouble.

[Locke]

And wars on Ideals. :shame:

[Yuffie]

But for all you know, the evil you do not know may turn out to be less evil than one you do. ;)

They may make the world a better place. :peacesign:

[Lord Draud]

pah hogwash evil is in your hart and soul befor its found out there, if you see a young school girl and think " hmm has she ever seen a severd head and if not how load will she scream, also on a a related note how much would her skin go for on the black market?" then ya know your the devil's own child but on the out side you might look like a police officer

[Yuffie]

I'm not a screamer myself, if something makes me jump or if I get hurt I tend to just jump but silently. :rofl:

Screaming's a waste of energy over something so petty. :p
Although can't say I've seen a real severed head in a while so who knows...

[Blade Tanaka]

I just stick with a short somewhat loud somewhat silently, "ahh" (yues only two Hs) and then go on with my day. However a severed head would be more like. "eww whats that pink stuff?" and then go on my day. Maybe call the cops.

[Lord Draud]

so hows london doing now. the atacks have stoped and if they where anything like the twin towers you will not hear from them for 4 years or more

[Yuffie]

Well I spent the weekend in London and pretty much relied on tubes and buses and they were all running fine. Although there are a lot of large posters around to boost morale, things like, "7 million Londoners. 1 London".

There's also evidence the bombings had the opposite effect to what the bombers wanted, rather than scaring people away, they seem to have drawn more people to the capital.

On the severed head topic. While in London I paid a visit to the London Dungeons. :D
Plenty of severed heads in there. ;)

[Blade Tanaka]

well it's good to know your safe up there.

[Lord Draud]

yeah your english sure knew how to execute people, till the french made the guilitine i mean, and then the americans made the chair, but hanging and drawing and quartering is still a good method

[Yuffie]

There was a guy in there showing us all the torture devices...I can't remember the name of the device but basically it's like a hand held guillotine/nut cracker with a hole in it.
The clue to it's identity is only men can be tortured with it. ;)

I prefer to think of our torture/execution methods as having a bit more "razzle dazzle", kinda like the Romans with the colosseum but faster and with less effort. :rofl:

[Galthol]

Well that's just it now isn't why execute some one with out 'razzle dazzle' it's pointless like the current method injection they kind of just slump at least with drawing and quartering you got a show. Maybe it's time to revive the old triple death. Drown them, then strangle the corpse, then burn it.

[Locke]

Drawn and quartered get's my vote. Definently the most fun out of them all that I know of :D

[Yuffie]

Triple death is ok...but isn't it kinda ruined that for the last 2 parts the person is...well...dead?

Although some exotic places favour having the victim witness their own torture...basically by making their internal organs their external ones and showing it to them.

The guy was saying how with the tongue pulling out thing, some torturers would feed the tongue back to their victims so they could laugh at them not being able to taste it. Or they'd watch them drown in their own blood. You know, whichever floats your boat.

[Locke]

Yeah....... I still stand by the old drawn and quartered. I mean, if you got hot dog venders there, you'd get dinner and a show. How could you go wrong.

[Lord Draud]

tsk tsk tsk i like flaying them of tehre skin and tossing them in a pool of rubbing alcohol then make a "beach" suround it made from salt.....

[kai]

Personally I've never witnessed a person explode. Though it may not be the most original or creative I still say it would be fun to watch, maybe even rig the ingested explosive to shoot out some sort of fireworks so as to please even those with weak stomachs.

[Locke]

Maybe set them up so that once the corpse is laying on the ground a couple victory fountains set off showerings sparks all around :wonder:

[Lord Draud]

heh my fav is puting them in a C4 body cast and tell them just you are about to push the button!

[Locke]

Not bad Draud, Not bad at all.

[Lord Draud]

fire is always a good way to go just imagin a person haning in mid air tehre arms and legs streached out as wide as they can go but you can't realy see them because they are incased in the walls in side the walls there hand are in a chambler seald from there forearms,there forarms sealed from there arms, there arms seald from there torso all still attached but sealed off same goes for the feel at all the major joints, then one of teh chambers starts to heat up, a hand of a foot, and it starts geting realy realy hot tothe point where the skin starts to dry out, the seals clamp down cuting off blood for to the hand/foot, and it starts to steam, the nervs are left unblocked and you feel your hand ignight...now repeat till tehre are no arms or legs left if they are still alive then do it to tehre breasts/penis depending on if the subject is female of male, then if still alive slowly remorethe layers of skin and fat and mussle while they are watching in a mirror above them till they die...

[Locke]

Or you could pull off the scene from sin city when the wolf walks in :evilgrin:

[Lord Draud]

never seen sin city so please explain to me this wolf consept

[Blade Tanaka]

I saw parts of it at locke's last night. It seemed good But I never really got to see it all.

[Locke]

:spoiler:In Sin City there's a guy who kills girls by eating them, and he has a pet wolf that he feeds his scraps to. Because of this the main character that was going to kill him killed him by cutting off both arms and legs, tying tourniquets onto them to keep the guy alive, and then waited until the pet wolf came to eat him while he was still alive. Then he cut off his head and took it to the kids priest who was in on the killings with the kid. (And by kid I mean Elijah Wood)

:spoiler:

[kai]

lol What an interesting movie. The characters basically live by their own code of conduct with no preset notions of good or evil. Really that is the way to go, just do what you believe to be right (not to be confused with good).

[Locke]

Personally, I loved it. Plus there was so much extreme killing, it just went so well :D

[eViL bAz]

Damn i wish to have more time to post, but recently I being verybusy, and Iiwll be for the next months (some core arrangements) hope you dont get desperate, for the page and all, all evil as we are have to be patitents , to have our goal achieved :evilgrin: hehehehehehe what are we talking now?

[kai]

Evil people, evil people . . . . . :confused: ? I dunno, most people would say country singers are evil. Trying to pass off there noise as music, poor rednecks actually fall for it :shame:

(yeah umm . . . no offense if any of you like country music . . . well some but not a lot anyways ;) )

[Locke]

I'd put that more to rap. There is no possible way that crap could be considered music. Talented speakers, mayhaps, but musicians, no way in hell.

[kai]

common now some rap isn't all that bad . . . . heh heh heh :wall:

[Yuffie]

I've just seen some truly insane Brits on tv who would make really amazing torturers! :amazed:

First one used a heat gun (used for stripping paint etc.) on the other guy's chest hair and chest.

Then the singed guy used an electric sander on the other guy's butt.

Then the sanded guy's friend put a nail through the sanded guy's hand.

And this is on national tv for entertainment. O.o

[Locke]

common now some rap isn't all that bad . . . . heh heh heh :wall:Bite your tongue, yea who has an APC tattoo on the back of your neck. That statement, were it serious, would make you unfit to wear that symbol on the back of your neck :realmad:

Rap is not music. It's just people getting up and talking with a beat behind it. Not something that takes actual musical genius.

[eViL bAz]

I like Rap and Country Thats Why Im evil as hel :evilgrin: hehehehehehehehe about hte 2 guys, its cool what they are doing, we have a progrma like that, (well used to have) its called "Jackass" they do all kind of crazy stuff, since playe with selfdefens weapons, to turn a toilet full of crap with some dude inside thats was funny ^^

[Locke]

They also made movies about Jackass as well Baz. Actually, come to thing of it one night in residence a bunch of us went around and made our own Jackass video. Word of advice to all, don't run and headbutt a full pumpkin. You can break it (I did), but it hurts alot.

[Astrolounge]

I don't need to mimic television when I want to do somthing incredibly stupid.
I can come up with horrible ideas on the spur of the moment.

[Yuffie]

Why can't rappers talk about something interesting in their songs? They all seem to go on and on about how they've had such terrible lives and how they hate their parents and want to take advantage of women and go to prison. :wonder:

I don't think they're getting that bad a deal in their expensive mansions with their contracts. ;)

[Locke]

I don't need to mimic television when I want to do somthing incredibly stupid.
I can come up with horrible ideas on the spur of the moment.Oh, there was no mimicary of anything they were doing on the show Jackass, there was just 4 or 5 of us going out and doing stupid things because we had a video camera. It was in hindsite we realised it was Jackass-esk

[kai]

Besides people have been doing that for years, long before jackass ever came on television, Jackass just got aired on national television.

[Yuffie]

The difference between people doing silly and painful stunts and Jackass doing silly and painful stunts is that they have the brains to get PAID for it! :p

[Lance Alvein]

But you're forgetting the many people who do those crazy things, then submit them to things like America's funniest home videos, and win much more than an average paycheck...

[eViL bAz]

I once was playing with some dudes, (dont do this in home it hurts a lot, but is funny as hell) pick 4 forks and put it in the fires when they were really hot we place the fork over the arm of each other to see who resist more ^^; that was in my young days, now I cuz the pain to others :evilgrin: and yuffie there are good rap songs, like Eminem "Like Toy Soldiers" and "Sing For the moment"...............

Now tell us what was the most evil thing you have do (or Jackass thing you do) :p?

[Locke]

Oh god, where could I begin... Well, if you look closely at the pics at the start of the Tattoo thread you'll notice healed up burns from a masochistic moment in residence where me and 3 other guys decided it'd be a bright idea to leave a lighter lit for 5 minutes straight and then press it against our arms until either you couldn't take it anymore or it cooled off. The one under the Dragon tattoo was one in which the lighter was lit of 10 minutes straight, followed by me, in my drunken masochistic stupor, held the end of it to my arm until it cooled off.

There's alot more if I count the stupid things I've done, just that's the only masochistic moment I've had in my life. Wow that was dumb.

Anybody else ever ride a bike down a 20 foot snowmound besides Me and Kai?

[Lance Alvein]

I once rolled down a hill with my bike... but not a 20 foot snowmound.

[Locke]

Wow. A hill. Man I'm impressed. :shame:

[kai]

I bike up and down hills everyday to get to work . . . . . . .ooo what a thrill :wacky:

[Lance Alvein]

but have you ever rolled down hills with a bike?

[Locke]

By rolled do you mean over the handlebars rolled or biked down fast?

And for that matter, if your going to go over a hill in something with wheels, do it in a shopping cart. I did that. Just don't let it land on your leg when it hits the bottom. That hurts, alot. Although it was fun when I went to the ER because my leg seized up and I had to explain how I hurt myself to the doctors.

[Lance Alvein]

by rolled I mean end over end...

[Locke]

AHAHAHAHA :lol: Good jobby little bro, whe did that happen? And did I cause it, because normally when I hear about something like that I'm involved somehow :evilgrin:

[Lance Alvein]

That was several years ago, when I was back the field biking... no, you didn't cause it, and I don't think you've personally caused any of my numerous injuries... i could be wrong though :p

[Locke]

That scar on your chin came from me putting a stick through your bike's spokes, the scar on your knee came when you tripped following me and Chris Sheppard back into the little copse of tree's we had at the other house... the list goes on.

[Lance Alvein]

My chin had nothing to do with you... it was from my front tire coming off my bike. My knee was when I was running back to the house after being back at the trees... and I seem to remember being responsible for your hand...

[kai]

How about that scar on your eyebrow locke . . . who gave you that??

[Locke]

Ahahahaha, I had forgotten both of those. Yeah, when me and Lance were little he wanted me to do something and I wouldn't, so he poured milk on my head. This made me a little bit angry, and little me when angry chased Lance around the house and punched him in the head when I caught him hard as I could. Turns out I didn't know how to punch at that wee age, and apparently at that age I was capable of hitting hard enough to drive my pinkie knuckle back 2 inches (and it was 2 inches, I remeber them measuring it at the hospitle)

And the scar on the eyebrow was just me being stupid on a trampoline with glasses on before I got my contacts. Thanks to that, I now have a permanent scar on my eyebrow from when I drove my knee into my glasses, which drove my glasses frame into my eyebrow.

And now you know... the rest of the story :p

[eViL bAz]

thats good to heard young ppl having that spirit is hrad to find ...........nah....they easy to find but I like the spirit of the 3 of you :evilgrin:

[Yuffie]

I roll down hills without bikes. :D

We tried rolling down hills in big pipe things once which was fairly freaky and you didn't really know where you were going or when you would stop...but it was fun.

[Locke]

I've got a picture of me summersaulting down a hill in midair :D Actually, I live right close to that hill now and it's been a while since I went down it. :ponder:

[kai]

We have pictures of people with boxes on their head, because locke and I decided to take a camera with us for a stroll around town, being we were drunk and what not we asked other drunks and fast food employees to allow us to take a picture of them with a box, we found in a garbage, on their head. What's strange about it is that a bunch of people allowed us to.:nana:

[Lance Alvein]

We tried rolling down hills in big pipe things once which was fairly freaky and you didn't really know where you were going or when you would stop...but it was fun. We used to roll down hills in old plastic barrels at my cousin's house... I'd still be doing that if I could fit into the barrels :p

[Locke]

We have pictures of people with boxes on their head, because locke and I decided to take a camera with us for a stroll around town, being we were drunk and what not we asked other drunks and fast food employees to allow us to take a picture of them with a box, we found in a garbage, on their head. What's strange about it is that a bunch of people allowed us to.:nana:And I still have the pictures from that :D

[kai]

What's evil about rolling down a hill in a barrel? Now rolling down a hill in a barrel of TNT towards a gas station while holding a lighter . . . . . . nevermind that kids are doing that at 6 nowaday . . . . . oh what a world we live in :shame:

[Yuffie]

Any 6 year old that does that is kinda asking for it to happen and wouldn't be that useful to the world. :D
I went to town today and there was an army of teenage mothers parading the highstreet with their prams/strollers (;))
Some of them looked about 13. Ew.

[kai]

Ok I found a very evil picture . . .

I ASK YOU TO AVERT YOUR EYES IF YOU ARE WEAK STOMACHED . . . .


http://www.truthout.org/imgs.art_01/3.baby_hippo_sm.jpg

Those are chilldren who rolled down a hill in a barrel . . . . . do you see the face of terrorism DO YOU?????????

[Locke]

I agree. Anyone at that age really shouldn't be a mother due to not being mature or financially stable enough to support a child in the manner in which they should be raised. God damned prostitots and their sad ways.

[kai]

I agree to an extent. If was 50 years ago it would be common place, my grandmother was married at 13 (arranged) and had two kids by 17 and believe me she did just fine. It really depends on when and where you live, I know today though that in order to function in society you need a lot of different experiences to know how to do the "politically correct thing".

[Lord Draud]

ok two things first a great man once said " humanity is something to surpass" and on teh 28th is the most evil day in the world, a date that wil go down in infamy, a date the the worls was ment to end but realy the end was started taht day....MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

[Locke]

Congrats in advance Draud. I'm not gonna be online, I'll be over on the mainland at evolve, but yeah, congrats and all that hullabaloo.

[kai]

Yes, burn 'n pillage a small settlement for me, :evilgrin:

[Lord Draud]

weee, i worked on my birthday, i hate life, but today i goto chines buffet!

[Yuffie]

Wooh! Hullabaloo!! Love that word.

And happy belated birthday...despite having already said that in the birthday thread. :D

[Lord Draud]

well its more evil here so its ok, and now we dance!

[Locke]

:dance: Giver Draud, Giver. I wish you well on your dancing escapades :p

[Lord Draud]

heh the only dance i can do is the lean and the headbang, but anyway yeah if i see any of you around i'll by you a drink

[Locke]

I used to be able to breakdance.... but that kinda stopped when I stopped doing it for a couple of years. :(

Meh, now I can dance a few dances, I just don't bother with dances anymore. Now I just go to raves :p

[Lord Draud]

where you just jumo upand down spinning glow sticks and watching raver chick OD on bad acid! never been never will

[Locke]

I dunno about the whole OD'ing on bad acid, but if you're good you do alot more then jump up and down. There's a whole technique to it. And as to people OD'ing, nobody I know's would touch something bad, and nobody I know will OD at a rave. Hence, I don't care. :angel:

[kai]

Wow, I never knew how bad the sterotype of raves was. Just to clear a few things up, not everyone who goes to raves uses drugs, some just go for the music and actually dance not wave glowsticks and jump up and down. As to the whole OD'ing thing . . . . . usually there are walkers going around and if you look like your not doin so well, your gone. Damn movies and dateline only show what they want you see :curse:

[Locke]

Yeah, at raves they have bouncers walking around to make sure that there's nobody ODing, amoung other tasks the bouncers provide. And as to the drug thing, one of Kai's soon to be room-mates is one of the most hardcore raver's I know, and he doesn't do drugs before a rave. Most he'll do is drink a decent amount first and then just go do his thing.

[Yuffie]

I was talking to a guitarist the other day during a party and he can't sing a note but get him pissed and he's worryingly tuneful. :amazed:

[Locke]

By tuneful do you mean that he can sing when he's angry or that he plays alot of music when he's angry?

[Yuffie]

By pissed I mean drunk. :p

Don't you guys say that in Ame-...Cana-...Princ-....your country?

He can sing when he's drunk. :)

[Locke]

We say either shitfaced, pissloaded, ruined, wrecked, wrote, wrote off.... yeah, we say alot of things for drunk, probly because we often are :wonder:

[Lord Draud]

we do have a great many ways of saying it, and i guess i should have added earlyer i was sarcastic about the rave think i know what realy goes on in the canadian ones anyway but nit eh end i like metal not techno,head banging to danceing and not being in a much like the openingof Blade

[Locke]

I like metal too, but when I want to go out to a rave, oh do I ever like Trance. (It's Trance for raves, not Techno, just a little fyi Draud ;) )

[Lord Draud]

it sounds all the same to me, computer genertated heavy bass music set to repeat

[kai]

True enough, however generally at a rave you'd been in a state where no matter the music it will sound good at the time (to a reasonable extent anyways).

[Tonedeaf]

locke and kai knwo that i am just a raver through and through ... i go to them for the love of the music and to dance not to get hopped up on drugs and socialize

[Locke]

True nuff, as I recall at one of the last one's you got yourself videotaped for being sober and dancing for 6 straight hours. Was interesting to observe, anyways :D

[Grim]

bah, dancing, what's evil about that?
I have to agree with Draud, headbanging is the way to go...its great for knocking people out if their skull isn't as durable as yours and then you can take their wallet, weeeeeee ;)

[Locke]

Or you could just stab them, you know.... it works wonders for getting wallets ;) :p

[kai]

Wouldn't it be more evil to knock them unconscious, steal their wallet, and mess up their face a bit? That way they have a splitting headache, no money, and no one will recognise them so they'll have to wander the streets.

[Grim]

mwahahahaha, thats great!
*pulls out a permanent marker (aka blowtorch)*

[Locke]

What about a broken bottle to the face, then spin it like you're trying to light a fire with 2 sticks on their face. I think that might cause some damage... you know, lacerations and stuff.

[kai]

That should dig right through and then youd have a portion of their face in the bottle . .. . . . Soda anyone :evilgrin:

[Tonedeaf]

you could so market that kai ...smile in a bottle... i can see it now

[Locke]

Hmmm, sounds like a solid business plan for me :evilgrin:

[Grim]

now I have the question of all evilness..... Could god microwave a burrito so hot, that not even he could hold it?

[Locke]

I say he could. He can do anything, supposedly. Why not microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't hold it.

[Grim]

because, if he couldn't hold it, it would destroy the universe in a single burrito-ish melting sensation.

[Locke]

Which, when you think about it, really isn't that bad of a way to go ;)

[Grim]

Yes thats true, death by burrito sounds alot better than death by Paladin.

[Locke]

Yeah. What about death by a monkey falling from then sky and going teeth first through your skull?

[eViL bAz]

its good to have almost all the Evil Members gather in here we still Miss Blade, and ah couple of evil members that are no longer in here, but we will wait for them so.....good news the page is 25% advanced (I know imslow but im giving my best for it :evilgrin: ) so lets destroy sumtin....

[Locke]

If you want Baz, I will be seeing blade tonight at a party/fair thingy that I'm heading to. I can yell at him for you to get him to come back to the forums, since he is in school again and so has access to it :evilgrin:

Oh, he's getting a talking to :p

[eViL bAz]

yeah, Its been a while since my evil student has not shown in here, just give a poke in his head and tell him to appear

[Locke]

Will do sir. Maybe 2 or 3 pokes in the head :evilgrin:

[Galthol]

Yeah give him 2 or 3 for me too, you know just because he's Blade.

[Locke]

Can do :p. Jesus, poor blade's gonna be blue by the end of this :p

Then I'll call him a smurf :evilgrin:

[Locke]

Update on the smacking blade..... I never went to that, even though I wish I coulda, it seemed like a ton of fun. I'll need to just save them up till I see him next, then give him a couple :evilgrin:

[Lord Draud]

I Must Kill All Humans!

[Locke]

Not a bad game. Once giant step on mankind and all that, you know.

[Galthol]

Update on the smacking blade..... I never went to that, even though I wish I coulda, it seemed like a ton of fun. I'll need to just save them up till I see him next, then give him a couple :evilgrin:
Make sure you charge him intrest.

[Locke]

Oh, I can and I will :evillaugh:

Interest charging is fun :evilgrin:

[Lord Draud]

sigh work sucks its taking up to much of my time, maybe i should go and win the lottery

[Locke]

If only it were that simple draud, We'd all go out and win the lottery :D

[Lord Draud]

heh i wound how the web site is going?

[eViL bAz]

Of the TELE is going slow, But Im doing my best, so I hope I realease for this year :p or first months of the next MUAHAHAHAHA but the Idea is still in progress

[Lord Draud]

heh i hate working but it provids tehre thinks called checks that pay for food and sheltar...its a needlessly complex system, i think we should just trash it and start over....lol like comunisem

[eViL bAz]

IM WITH YOU DRAUD!!! LEts give a big kick in the back to the Job!! lol after they pay me :p

[Geosgaeno]

so whats going on with the site????? is it up and running yet???? what have i missed???

[eViL bAz]

Of the TELE website is going slow, But Im doing my best, so I hope I realease for this year :p or first months of the next MUAHAHAHAHA but the Idea is still in progress

as I stated here the web is going on, very slow but is in his way so lets be patient in the meantime all are free to do chaos in hes surrounding areas :evilgrin:

[Geosgaeno]

sorry didnt bother reading that or missed ithttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/confused.gif

[eViL bAz]

hehehe no problem but we will have our REUNION too!!! MUAHAHAHAHA

*Background music*

Estuans interius
Ira vehementi

Estuans interius
Ira vehementi

Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!

Estuans interius
Ira vehementi

Estuans interius
Ira vehementi

Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!

Sors--immanis
Et inanis

Sors--immanis
Et inanis

Estuans interius
Ira vehementi

Estuans interius
Ira vehementi

Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!

Veni veni venias
Ne me mori facias

Veni veni venias
Ne me mori facias


Haryuu no
hanekata

Veni veni venias
Ne me mori facias

Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!

*end of background music*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LETS DO OUR REUNION!!

[Yuffie]

Just thinking about that...they seemed to have lost the subtlety of evil theme songs in FFX with the hysterical screeching you got instead when killing off big mutant Jecht dude. :p

Nothing like a bit of latin to create an evil aura I guess. :)

[Geosgaeno]

otherworld from FFX was a top tune, but can get annoying,

but nothing beats the "One Winged Angel"

[eViL bAz]

Exactlly my friend the one winged andgel is the evil of evils :evilgrin:

[Geosgaeno]

i still see it didnt make the poll though hehehe, i think it would be a bit too long maybe.

[Locke]

Baz, the nostalgia that you just popped right back into my head was phenominal. Wow, I'm going to go out and buy FFVII again as soon as I get paid again now.... Wow, I can't believe the nostalgia that brought back. http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/love.gif Wow, FFVII http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/love.gif

[Grim]

one winged angel? GAH! Just give me that ol' fashion Dancing Mad :evillaugh:

[eViL bAz]

AAAHHH for old timer gamers like you and me, Grim, Yes Dancing Mad is an excellent Piece of music but more than evil is like more chaotic.....:evilgrin: but as well evil hehehehehehe, Announcment:


TO ALL THOSE EVIL MEMBERS OF THE TELE I INVITE YOU TO JOIN THE TOURNAMENT IN THE COLOSSEUM, Just past by there and watch the rules!! thanks and sorry your time for reading this will not come back :evilgrin:

[Lord Draud]

the black mages theme now that was some nice creepy stuff to play by

[eViL bAz]

Yeah was a magnificent arrangment for the "Dancing mad" hope they keep the good work, also I think they participate in the FFVII:AC soundtrack and I think they do it Specially good in One Winged Angel Track

[Lord Draud]

i have the full cd of tehre music grin

[Locke]

As do I :evilgrin: Definently a great compilation, but I think the best reaction I got with it was when it hit's the organ part my former boss (she was .... completely useless, to put it delicately) when she exclaimed "Will you please turn off the damned church music" :evillaugh:

[Lord Draud]

LOL church music? what funny if my church sounded like that i would not have left