silverDistortioN v2

[Locke Cole]

Well, last time I started silver's thread, I poked him in the eye. Alas, I'm sure it would not be nice to poke him in the eye again, so.....

I'll give him the chair! :chair:

Look, I even used the new post icon I just added for the thread. Just for you, silver :p Its a little bunny :spin:

[silverDistortioN]

that is the coolest thing i have ever seen. o.o

[Locke Cole]

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm in that reply? ;)

Now you can't say you have no topics to post in, you can always rant about stuff here :p

[silverDistortioN]

yeah, but it was only a hint. ^.~
it is pretty damn cool, i think. =D

[Locke Cole]

I even upgraded your thread, it has the v2 patch :D

[Kyari]

Yup. It's gonna take a long time to gt used to all these smileys. :w00t:

[Zedie9]

:) It's gonna take me forever to learn the codes for them all...

:wonder: Are you still taking new smilies? Here are some, if you like:

http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/1poke.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/321.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/FaceCry1.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/FaceCycle.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/disgust.gif
http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/Vader-Luke%20battle.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/argue.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/bowdown.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/bootyshake.gif

http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/bump.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/cow.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/fart%5b1%5d.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/jawdrop.gif
http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/pokeball_smile.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/shrug.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/smileybat.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/use%20low%20gear.gif
http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/wtf22.gif

[Kilu]

BUMP is wonderfull, as well as the farting smiley :p

And good old starwars fight as well :)

[BAMAToNE]

LOL! I love the worshipping smilie!

[Kyari]

I must say, the ever-zooming smiley is kinda creepy . . . like an Escher painting. You hafta think about it too much :D .

[Giea]

Wahhhh!! I want Silvers strippers with whips!! =( I like the pokeball smiley the best =)

[Zedie9]

:D So get Locke to add them to the database. :bouncy:

[Giea]

Heh It's No Problem.. I was j/k If I actually did get Locke to do that Silver would kill me =P

[silverDistortioN]

...i wouldn't mind, actually. but people might get a little freaked when they notice a pair of dominatrixes among the smileys.

anyway... under Kilu's profile, it says...
Biography:
If you have seen my sideburns you know that your efforts for growing your own is useless.

i have very cool sideburns at the moment. they look like nicholas d wolfwood's sideburns... from trigun. =)
but no, they're probably not as big as your porkchops, i think. ^.~

[Yuffie]

How can men have sideburns?! IT'S WRONG!!! And just damned inconsiderate for their lady friends! :p

[silverDistortioN]

............you're weird.

is that a british sentiment? or just you? =)

[Zedie9]

How can men have sideburns?! IT'S WRONG!!! And just damned inconsiderate for their lady friends! :p
:evilgrin: We'll remove our sideburns when you remove whatever articles of clothing are covering tender, delicate places that might be chaffed by said sideburns. :lick:

[Yuffie]

Ever wonder why men in England with beards or taches are always single?! :p
Women have delicate faces. :angel:

I'm kinda tempted to buy a razor for my bf and keep it here in case he forgets, maybe just to see his reaction. :rofl:

[Kilu]

Well, I actually don't have much sideburns right now. Not for whole summer really, because they leave funny tanlines :p But as soon as weathers change to not so tanning, I'll probably regrow them. Maybe not. We'll see. I need that damn digicam that I can post my awesome facial hair in here :)

[Yuffie]

Sideburns make people look older, why would men want that? :p

Women do everything they can to look younger. :rofl:

[kai]

age + male = wisdom
age + female = mood swings
age + viagra = :banana:

[silverDistortioN]

viagra - age = http://www.europeanballoon.be/Pictures/helium/bananas.jpg

you learn something new every day, huh.

[kai]

. . . . . . . . . . . . :whatsign:

[silverDistortioN]

(that is a pic of a giant banana, right? or did they disable off site image linking?)

[kai]

it truely is a giant banana but i don't know what to make of it, other than . . . . . . . . . . . . i want one :hungry:

[Zedie9]

:) It's gonna take me forever to learn the codes for them all...

:wonder: Are you still taking new smilies? Here are some, if you like:

http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/1poke.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/321.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/FaceCry1.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/FaceCycle.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/disgust.gif
http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/Vader-Luke%20battle.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/argue.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/bowdown.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/bootyshake.gif

http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/bump.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/cow.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/fart%5b1%5d.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/jawdrop.gif
http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/pokeball_smile.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/shrug.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/smileybat.gif http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/use%20low%20gear.gif
http://home.triad.rr.com/codafett/gifs/wtf22.gif
:D I'm bumping this in the hopes that Locke will add some of them to the emoticon database. ;)

[silverDistortioN]

it truely is a giant banana but i don't know what to make of it, other than . . . you obviously haven't tried unprescribed viagra. =)

[kai]

. . . . . . . :wacky:
guess i should have mentioned i am in rehab for drug abuse :bawl:

:rofl: but not for viagra, though some of the stuff had the same effects as a side effect O_O

[silverDistortioN]

seriously? wow. i'm surprised.

surprised either because an avid gamer like yourself got into trouble with drugs, or surprised because you didn't understand the giant banana thing.
...either way, surprised. =)

but i commend you on quitting. ^.~
i had a friend who OD'd a couple months ago... my friends ended up ostracizing him because of his addiction...
i really missed him...
but now he's clean and all is well! ^.^

[kai]

it was just the size of the banana that through me off not the intetion of the statement.

why would an avid gamer be less likely to become a drug adict? i do not see how the two can be connected :wall:

[silverDistortioN]

well, i would venture to say the stereotypical gamer would not also be a drug addict.

not to imply that i stick everyone here (or anyone, even) into one stereotypical category or anything, i just didn't really expect to meet someone in rehab on RPGN.

[kai]

i don't know whether to be happy to be in a minority :D
or to be ashamed of my past :shame:

all well the past is the past, i'm just happy to be posting after about a year of very few contributions to the boards (lol not like i added anythin before but it was fun)

[silverDistortioN]

remember how i mentioned how i convinced my teacher to let me turn my three essays in several weeks late without any penalty whatsoever?

...well...

i stopped by my university today for the purpose of getting registered for my classes. my dad needs me registered for fall by monday or i don't qualify for medical insurance... and the thing is, he already called and said i'll be registered by then. if i'm not, he'll lose his job.

anyway, i just got a call back from one of the professors there... apparently, i'm not allowed to register because of that one incomplete i got for not having turned in my essays...

lousy karma.

[Zedie9]

if i'm not, [registered by then] he'll lose his job.
:whatsign: Huh? Could you elaborate on this part a bit more...?

[silverDistortioN]

it's considered fraud. when he calls up, he gets a friendly, automated message. this one happened to inform him that he'd be terminated if i'm not enrolled full-time by the 9th.

[Nahkrinoth]

Sideburns make people look older, why would men want that? :p

Women do everything they can to look younger. :rofl:
Eh, because some of have to choose between growing a goat and looking diabolical or shaving and looking 13 years old.

[Pezito]

Because most women like the idea of an older man, and most men like the idea of a younger woman... Isn't it ? :p

[Yuffie]

Don't worry about it Kai, I tried to get into rehab but they don't let lucozade addicts in. :(

Which is still good because I don't want to quit!! :D
Mmm...gluuucose.....

But I can't drink much of it lately because it's fizzy and goes against my diet!!! :(

And I still don't think men should have sideburns, they'll all end up looking like farmers! :p

[silverDistortioN]

i was looking through google, seeing if i could find a pic of some sideburns that look like mine...

...but instead i found this:
http://www.evilnet.net/~jhfong/amv/pikadiator/awd_lupin-sideburns.jpg
^.^

anyways... i notice my brood of alien babies is due come september 3rd...
well, i was just wondering... what did i have sex with this time?

[silverDistortioN]

i've decided to officially resign as an RPGN regular... i'll still do a cover/submission for this sound test, but if anyone wants to keep in touch with me, send an email.

...and i might check back for the next few days to see if anyone responds to this, but i won't be reading any other threads in the meantime.

[jetblue]

But why???????
It wont be the same without you. :(
Your the only one online as latenight as I am.
I did notice you werent on as much as you use to lately.








I hope all is well for you. If not I will ask favors of the gods.




"The morning comes.......And the snow is falling"

[Kilu]

i've decided to officially resign as an RPGN regular... i'll still do a cover/submission for this sound test, but if anyone wants to keep in touch with me, send an email.

...and i might check back for the next few days to see if anyone responds to this, but i won't be reading any other threads in the meantime.

I was suspecting this as I went past you in the post count.

Any particular reason? Just have better things to do than posting on some forums :) :D

[silverDistortioN]

the reasons are personal... but don't think i don't have time for you guys or anything.

however, to satiate curiosity... if you want to take a guess, send me an email.

[Zedie9]

:finger: Bah! I don't want you to stop being a regular. Can we pester you into changing your mind? :cry:

[Pezito]

... Or just pester you for the sake of pestering ? :p

[Yuffie]

If it's because you have to go back to your home planet and save a race of 3 legged 1 armed beings....I understand! May the fork be with you!!! :bawl:

But come back lots. :D
Or just stay! That's good too! :D

[silverDistortioN]

you can pester all you want... i can't guarantee it'll work, though.

[Yuffie]

If you stay we'll get Zedie to dress up as catwoman for the hell of it! :D

He doesn't know it yet.

[Kilu]

If you stay we'll get Zedie to dress up as catwoman for the hell of it! :D
What's the point? He does that all the time already :p And I think Silver knows this as well :evillaugh:

[Yuffie]

...Did everyone know about that except me?! :amazed:

You and your hobbies...

[Kilu]

...Did everyone know about that except me?! :amazed:

You and your hobbies...
It's not my hobby, don't blame it on me :) :D And I thought you knew as well. You must have unconsciously blocked the thought :bouncy:

[Yuffie]

Well...that makes sense. Zedie in black PVC isn't the most cheerful thought. :p

[silverDistortioN]

then perhaps you should try more cheerful pestering tactics. =)

[Kilu]

What if Tess would do the same? The catwoman suit that is. Does it go with whip? Whip would be a good bonus :p

[Yuffie]

Well it was just the first thing I thought of after scrolling past your sig! :p

....where the Zedie idea came from...who knows. :rofl:

[Zedie9]

:evilgrin: If you stick around we will give Yuffie to you to be your slave. You can dress (and undress) her like a Barbie doll, (though we guarantee her to be more anatomically correct! ;)) force her to cook and clean for you, give you massages, and be your love toy. :evillaugh:

[silverDistortioN]

hmm... ok.
...no, not really.

but just to let you know, i'm going to quit checking back at the end of the month, so if you're trying to stall or something........ yeah.

...i will, however, come back to show off whatever personal projects i might happen to finish. if i ever finish any, that is.

[Yuffie]

I cook badly and can't work a vacuum cleaner or do massages so tough! :p

Bet Zedie can do all those though! :D

I still don't know why you won't tell us why you're leaving, I'd have thought if anyone you could trust us to tell. :(

[silverDistortioN]

that's okay, your love toy qualifications outweigh his cooking and cleaning ones. =)

...but it's not a matter of trust. (not to say i think it's wise to post all my personal information on an internet forum.) it's just that, well... contrary to popular belief, i'm more than capable of being embarrassed.

[Yuffie]

:amazed: *faints*

What have you done with the REAL perverse, random, possibly bisexual, kinky, fetis- I mean Silver?! :amazed:

[Zedie9]

:D Ah, but Yuffie, those qualities (excepting bisexualism, usually ;)), are found in many males, and are seldom a source of embarrasment for us. However, you haven't mentioned anything about other things that do sometimes, such as feelings and whatnot. :spin:

[silverDistortioN]

actually, i bet most of those things would embarrass me if i weren't talking about them on the internet... but that's beside the point.

...just don't go listing every possible thing that could embarrass me.

[Yuffie]

Ok so starting of a list of things that might embarrass Silver.

NUMBER 1! :D

Just kidding, I wouldn't do that. ;)

[Zedie9]

:D I have a better idea, Silver... How about you not quit the forums, stick around, and talk with us for a while. Isn't that plan less taxing? :bouncy:

[silverDistortioN]

as a matter of fact, no, as the following chart demonstrates:
http://sixty9.servebeer.com/taxingness.gif

(if i were at school, they'd be all like, "holy shit! how'd you make that graph!?")

[Yuffie]

I think he's trying to politely say that if he doesn't escape now we're going to drive him insane and ruin any chance of a slightly sane existance he has left after he's already been tainted by us. :wonder:

But politely. :)

[Kilu]

Wan't to know why he is leaving?!?!?!?!

[22:55] <silverDistortioN> onoz! the chickens have invaded the ham-ham hideout! o.o
[22:56] <Kilu> that is almost as interesting as the lint in my navel
[22:56] * Kilu is now known as Lint
[22:56] <Lint> I resent that
[22:56] * Lint is now known as Kilu
[22:57] <silverDistortioN> it's comments like that that make me want to leave the forums. =(
[22:57] <silverDistortioN> ...just kidding. =)
[22:58] <Kilu> :p
[22:58] <Kilu> my humour is priceless, and without it no one could survive
[22:58] <Kilu> maybe not
It's because of my bad humour. I feel so sad now. Tess, please comfort me.

[silverDistortioN]

now, if you'll closely note... that conversation took us three minutes to complete. =)

I think he's trying to politely say that if he doesn't escape now we're going to drive him insane and ruin any chance of a slightly sane existance he has left after he's already been tainted by us. :wonder:

But politely. :)awww! you think i'm sane! ^.^
...how quaint. =)

[Kilu]

...how quaint. =)
That is substantially as prepossessing as the lanugo in my umbilicus.

Uh huh?

[silverDistortioN]

...what's that have to do with me saying "how quaint"? >.>

[Yuffie]

You're right, Kilu's humour does leave quite a bit to be desired. :p

But now and then he'll hit a good joke...at which point he might get it wrong and have one of those really awkward silences! :D

[Kilu]

...what's that have to do with me saying "how quaint"? >.>
Nothing really. But I saw a place for another weird comment, and I did it. Never miss a window of opportunity, no matter how small window it might be :)

[Yuffie]

I think it was just a tiny air bubble in the wall's cement that you mistook for a window. :p

[Zedie9]

:finger: Sorry, Silver, but that graph sucks. You'll need a more complicated-looking, fancy-schmancy graph to persuade us. ;)

[silverDistortioN]

yeah, i know. ^.~
...but i don't have to persuade you. *you* have to persuade *me*. =)

[silverDistortioN]

hey people, good job persuading me! =o

anyway... remember that time i mentioned that i watch CNN and people started raggin' on me about it? then Kyari said he watches the daily show? well... Jon Stewart was just on TV and he says he watches CNN all the time! =o

yeah, that's right... deny my coolness no longer. ^.~

[Kilu]

I watch neither, and I don't know who is Jon Stewart :dance:

[silverDistortioN]

okay, a few things:
1) Jon Stewart is the host of the daily show.
2) i got opped on #RPGN!!! woo! ^.^ come congratulate me. =)
and 3... new paragraph for this one.

okay, i met up with my advisor today to talk about which classes i can take for spring semester, and, naturally, we ended up talking about how academically unmotivated i am. the conversation went something like this:

her: I notice that you're only willing to excel in classes you're interested in.
me: that's exactly what it is!
her: Is there anything I can do to help?
me: hmm... what do you think you could do to help?
her: Well, I could talk to some of your professors ... [obligatory elaboration] ... or I could bend you over my knee and spank you....then I just kinda look off to the side, like this: >.>
and she pauses for a couple seconds - gauging my reaction, maybe? - then she just says "You don't like that, do you?" and i'm just trying to smile, pretending like i interpreted it as a joke.

so... what do you think? has she been watching too much desperate housewives, or am i just giving myself too much credit?

[Kilu]

:rofl:

I said this on irc already, but...

awesome :)

And that is all I am going to say right now.

[silverDistortioN]

ragnarok from the chat room posted this earlier...
i was searching the forums thinking someone put it up here. >.>

anyway: it's a song by motorhead (http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Living/story?id=235788&page=1)
that's what i planned on naming my battlebot. =)

[Astrolounge]

I like John Stewart and the Daily Show,
though I still think Rick Mercer is better.

Why are you makeing a battle bot?
Is it to hunt down innocent children and paint the streets with blood,
or to win the giant gold nut?

[silverDistortioN]

Why are you makeing a battle bot?to kill things that may or may not be alive.

...those children aren't as innocent as they look, dammit. >=(

[Astrolounge]

Yes, they have very small hands,
They can pinch and stuff.
In fact, that one looks like Fagan...

[Giea]

^^ That almost sounded like a Haiku, but your syllables were off =(.

[Astrolounge]

It wasn't ment to be Haiku, It's an observation.
It could ALMOST be a Haiku with the syllable count reversed, except that the name "Fagan" is a two sylable word, so that line has 8.

:flagca:

[Giea]

Astrolounge Haiku:
He Almost Made A Haiku,
But He Didn't, Boo.

[Astrolounge]

OooooooooooooooooooooooooK?
Did that have a point?

:flagca:

[silverDistortioN]

did pointing out how that didn't have a point have a point?

[Giea]

First off, that did have a point, I was trying to show him I can make a Haiku, unlike him.

[Astrolounge]

*Sigh*
As I said before it wasn't an attempt at a haiku, as I SUCK at making haiku poems, so I rarely do them unless I have to. It was just a REGULAR post that happened to be split into three lines to make it look better.

:flagca:

[Giea]

*Sigh*
As I said before it wasn't an attempt at a haiku, as I SUCK at making haiku poems, so I rarely do them unless I have to. It was just a REGULAR post that happened to be split into three lines to make it look better.

:flagca:^^ that Haiku sucked also.

[Pezito]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Giea's got one point now. Yes he does ! XD

[Giea]

^.^ Well... if you say so. =)

[silverDistortioN]

this calls for a celebration! =o

*slaps Giea with a buncha lazabeemz!*

[Giea]

Mmmm.. Me like dah lazas! Wouldn't it be funny if Silver weren't aloud to post in his own thread? Lol!

[Kilu]

Beware of Silvers Lazabeemz. It's his superpower, atleast that what he claimed in IRC the other day :D

[Pezito]

This, and micro spider webs off his skin. :search:
(by the way, it took me some time to figure that "aloud" = "allowed" ^^)

[silverDistortioN]

i think i have hair cancer. =o

and when i was talking about the eye lasers in IRC, are you sure i wasn't just saying how i think that would be a cool power to have? cuz i just really like saying lazabeemz.

i also have psychic powers and jedi force pull, 'cept that one doesn't work for some reason... and superintelligence. >.>
*...cough* >.>

[Giea]

Aloud and allowed are homonyms in which I get them confused.:furious:
Anyways, I just realized, you guys are really sarcastic >.> <.<.

[Astrolounge]

Sarcastic? US? of course we're not!
That's one thing I don't like about forums and IRC, it's hard to portray sarcasm...

[Kilu]

Indeed. Many are the times that I have supposedly written something sarcastic, but ended up pissing people of because they happened to miss the sarcasm :ponder:

[Giea]

Odd. Kilu got the 100th post, but no announcement. *Throws rocks at Kilu* He's like inhuman. =(

[Mithrandir]

Kilu is lurking around waiting to get Nth posts :p

But don,t mind him...after all he's finnish :p

[silverDistortioN]

Sarcastic? US? of course we're not!
That's one thing I don't like about forums and IRC, it's hard to portray sarcasm...let me try...

we are, quite obviously, the least sarcastic individuals to have ever graced the face of the internet. anyone who says otherwise is a communist.

[Giea]

It's final, I'm a communist. Sarcastically =P

[silverDistortioN]

Odd. Kilu got the 100th post, but no announcement. *Throws rocks at Kilu* He's like inhuman. =(Xth post announcements are illegal now... as per order of the great Locke-Cole. heil!

...please don't ban me! =o

[Kilu]

http://rpgn.lintbox.net/hosting/userfiles/Kilu/101.gif

The number that is in the forum view is the number of replies, not posts, and I have no desire to announce 100th reply ;)

[Giea]

If you say so...=D

[silverDistortioN]

http://rpgn.lintbox.net/hosting/userfiles/Kilu/101.gif

The number that is in the forum view is the number of replies, not posts, and I have no desire to announce 100th reply ;)i noticed the 101 too, but it didn't occur to me that they were talking about the number of replies... so i figured i'd just go with the flow. =)

[Pezito]

Kilu is lurking around waiting to get Nth posts :p

But don,t mind him...after all he's finnish :p
"FINNISH HIM !" © Mortal Kombat, Scandinavian Edition





Oh yeah, that was silly, I know. Thank you. :D

[Giea]

It said I had the 101th post, or so once I wrote it =P. So I assumed that one before would be 100.. Guess I was wrong =(.

[silverDistortioN]

It said I had the 101th reply, or so once I wrote it =P. So I assumed that one before would be 100.. Guess I was wrong =(.the first post doesn't count as a reply. so that's why it was the 101st post.

[Astrolounge]

let me try...

we are, quite obviously, the least sarcastic individuals to have ever graced the face of the internet. anyone who says otherwise is a communist. Nope, sorry. It sounds more like a threat...
The only way I can think of is;
Well thats a great idea!
Like the QUOTE brackets.

[silverDistortioN]

Nope, sorry. It sounds more like a threat...
The only way I can think of is;
Well thats a great idea!
Like the QUOTE brackets.that's the best idea i ever saw! =o

...i usually forgo sarcasm in favor of satire. it's more fun to me that way, not to mention easier to interpret. =)

[Astrolounge]

True, but it can sometimes be trickey to come up with in this day and age without starting a war.

[silverDistortioN]

that's the whole point!

[Giea]

that's the best idea i ever saw! =o

...i usually forgo sarcasm in favor of satire. it's more fun to me that way, not to mention easier to interpret. =)What might be forgo sarcasm =O?

[silverDistortioN]

forgo means give up... in the abstinence sense, that is. but i usually spell it forego. it just looks better that way, i think. >.>

[Astrolounge]

Does anyone know who Fagan is?

[Giea]

Does anyone know who Fagan is?Fagan, like for LoTR?

[silverDistortioN]

a couple fagans came to mind... but none of them made what you said funny, so i'm guessing i don't know this fagan.

[Giea]

Fagan is the little hobbit with a little bristish accent in little boots, from LoTR. =D Is that the dude you meant?

[Astrolounge]

There is no hobbit that I know of named Fagan in LoTR...
There's a Pippin, Merry, Frodo, and Sam... Oh and Bilbo, but Fagan is the little kid in Oliver Twist that teaches the others how to pick pockets. Didn't think anyone would know that... But it was only to imply that little kids steal things.

[Giea]

Oh! My memory has came back. Yay! And you're wrong, Fagan is the adult that teaches them to pick pocket. Not a kid, >.>. We had to study that musical last year, and I remember!

[Astrolounge]

Oh right, sorry. He is an adult. Oops.

[silverDistortioN]

if it makes you feel any better, i'd also like killin' me some adults with my robot!

[Astrolounge]

Man, now I want a robot.
Or a new sword, either is fine.

[Giea]

*sends his Pirates to kill adults* Grr! Pirates>Ninjas! =D

[Astrolounge]

Hold on a second...
If Pirates>Ninjas, Batman>Ninjas, and Pirates>Batman.
That being said, then is Batman (given more than 30 minites prep time)=Pirates?
If the above is all, in fact, true, than are Pirates=Fiction?
Now knowing that Batojutsu>Batarang, then in theory Kenshin>Batman.
And if Pirates=Batman(w/ prep time.) Then in all factuallity Kenshin>Pirates.
But if that is true then-
Ohh, my god I've gone cross eyed...

[Giea]

Pirates are NOT Fictional! If anybody thinks that pirates aren't real, they are NINJAS! Bloody evil Ninjas! GRRR!

[Astrolounge]

I mean Pirates are equal in power to fictional characters like Batman.
Who the nine hells doesn't know pirates existed? (And in some places still do.)

[Giea]

Pirate's aren't fictional, they really exsisted. Except some of them were called explorers more than Pirates. "I do beleive in Pirates, I do! I do!"

[silverDistortioN]

wait... where the hell do you get pirates are better than batman?

[Astrolounge]

I'm not sure, but I belive I heard it during a chairlift ride last year.

[silverDistortioN]

they were probably high. (pun not intended.)

[Astrolounge]

It wouldn't suprise me.

[Pezito]

I'll be boring but... Is this place a forum or a live chat ?
Just to remind me. ;)

[Giea]

Oh, told! Actually he's right. So I'm gonna do a Zedie. :shame: Omg! You guys should NOT chat here. Forums AREN'T for chatting. We have a chatroom for that #RPGN. =P That's just my impression of him.

[Yuffie]

I watched a documentary a while ago about female pirates, they were mega bitchy. :evilgrin:

But totally real. :)

[Astrolounge]

But I hate chat rooms...
There is a reason none of you have ever seen me in one.

[silverDistortioN]

I'll be boring but... Is this place a forum or a live chat ?
Just to remind me. ;)nobody chats in the chat room. you'd know that if you were ever there.

[Giea]

nobody chats in the chat room. you'd know that if you were ever there.*Agrees with Silver*

[Astrolounge]

With forums, you have time to spell check, use proper English, and to formulate good come-backs. Like umm, "Your breath is stupid and ugly!"
(Laugh all you want, that's actually how my buddy just tried to insult me.)

[silverDistortioN]

i see more proper english in chat, i think... and more interesting come-backs since i'm more likely to hold back when i have time to think about it.

[Astrolounge]

Comebacks in chatrooms, back long ago when I used them, are more VULGAR certainly, but better, not really.
But, as in all posts, that's just my opinion.
And chatrooms NEVER have proper english, it is all in shorthand.
Ie: PLZ instead of please.

[silverDistortioN]

let me rephrase that... i see more proper english in the *RPGN* chat.
or at least, i see a lot of mistakes here. >.>

i make as many vulgar comments here as i do there, but there i'm a bit less loath to say something mean. (if it's any consolation, it makes me feel bad when i do. >.>)

[Astrolounge]

Makes you fell bad, Or makes you laugh cruelly?
And I haven't visited RPGN chat room. Hmm there's something for me to do.

[silverDistortioN]

it's sort of like how my mom's sisters laugh at a racist joke...

person a: "...then he died!"
aunt: "AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
<momentary pause>
aunt: "...that's mean."

[Kilu]

:)
RPGN chat isn't really your normal chat. Firstly, as mentioned, everyone idles mostly. Secondly, as Silver said, the regular language we use is never... l337 5p33k or whatever :) We are too cool to use shorts.

Not to mention how I loathe people who use plz, can U giv me UR music, I'd love U 4 it or something :hmm:

And yes, I know that it's a bad reproduction of the real shorty leets :)

And comebacks are always the best when the people you chat with are more literate than your regular l33t3rzz :)

[Astrolounge]

Hooray! A fellow short-hand hater!
The only annoying language I use is this:

-Uijt jt dbmmfw "Bmqi-dpef" jg zpv epou lopx, boe it tjnqmf up dsbdl.-

And only if I truly want to be a pain, (like to other short-handers.)

[silverDistortioN]

breaking news everyone! fox hunting is scheduled to be banned in england and wales come early next year!

...score one for the foxes. ^.~

[jetblue]

That is good new's.
Let's celebrate!
http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/cheers.gif

[Astrolounge]

Are the foxes in England and Wales red foxes or silver foxes?

PS: Did anyone actually understand this?
-Uijt jt dbmmfw "Bmqi-dpef" jg zpv epou lopx, boe it tjnqmf up dsbdl.-

[silverDistortioN]

their foxes are usually red... but i wouldn't be surprised if they threw some silver ones in there as well.

and also, this pair of fox earmuffs magically appeared in my yard the other day! =o
of course, by magically appeared, i mean some dog probably carried them here.
...i suppose i should wash them. >.>

[Astrolounge]

We have the silver ones around our town. They are really hard to see from a chairlift though.