FlashFirer's Random Battles Only Random Thread

[Locke]

*throws a rock at flash*

Hahahahaha, random violence :p

[FlashFirer]

*throws two rocks at Locke*
I always keep two...=P

[Locke]

*ducks under the rocks*

Haha, now you have no rocks :p

*Throw's a pointy stick at Flash*

:p

[FlashFirer]

Your useless mortal weapons are futile and useless against my sofa-bed-like shield.
Cuz ya can't go wrong with a sofa bed.

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance lights Flashes Sofa-bed on fire*
Now what do you do :p

[kai]

*walks toward the action with Hermon (pet penguin)*

So you see outdoor grown is not always great but usually tasters better. Oh a battle? Don't think your ready for this yet but I guess we could watch the action abit as it should be quite the learning experience for you.

*Hermon gives a low yelp*

http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/birddog51%20penguin%20success.jpg

[FlashFirer]

I get my Emergency Fireproof sofa-bed, that's what :P

[Galthol]

"Hey how about acid-proof"

*Galthol just stands there*

"Well... never mind"

*Throws a rock at Lance*

"Have at you"

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance deflects the rock with his staff, sending it towards Hermon*
I don't like rocks... or head-penguins...

[FlashFirer]

Actually I think Hermon is a head-dog. Penguin-Dog. Pegdog...aw, nevermind. >.<

[kai]

*swings staff like bat at lance's rock, sending it back at lance's forhead*

Seems we should leave Hermon.

*reaches into Hermons throat and pulls out a stone*

Ah, this should do nicely. See you later folks.

*tosses rock in the air creating a vortex of light. picks up Hermon and jumps in, the vortex closes quickly, not allowing anyone else to jump through*

[FlashFirer]

*uses time machine to go back in time and jump in*
Look...there is a sign there that says..."Willy Wonka"...
...
Wrong vortex, I suppose-actually, make that hope

[Locke]

*trips flash as he's coming back out of the vortex*

:p

[Lance Alvein]

*pushes Locke into the vortex*
Now all that I need to do is find a way to close it...

[Locke]

*makes a chasm open up under lance, dropping him into a 30 foot pit*

Ha, try to seal me in a vortex will you ;)

*hops back out of the vortex*

:p

[FlashFirer]

Ok! =D
*tries to seal Locke in a vortex*
*puts the vortex Locke's trapped on in acid*

Hey, you asked for it ;P

[Locke]

*hops back out of the vortex*

:p

:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

and for good measure :p

*uses geomancy to move the acid around flash*

:evillaugh: :evilgrin:

[baron]

*Walks in and casts Avada Kedavra on Locke and Flash before leaving again*

[Locke]

*ducks behind a statue*

:p

*throws a cabbage at barons departing form*

:evilgrin:


(wow, I googled that to find out specifically which HP spell it was... there are some people with way way too much time on their hands. I found a spell directory....)

[FlashFirer]

Ph'nglui inglw'nafh Cthulhoo R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

*Chtulhu appears and eats everyone except me, who was hiding*

[Galthol]

*Galthol bursts out of Chthulu's stomach, followed by everyone else*

"Flash I was a student of Randolf Carter you will have to better than that"

*Galthol smacks Flash over the head with a bas-relief*

[FlashFirer]

"Galthol, I've got a helmet, you'll have to be better than that"
=P

*kicks Galthol in the low parts*

[I didn't, really, I threw a rock at him, but just imagine if Galthol said, "FlashFirer, I've got no crotch, you'll have to be better than that" =P]

[PRIEST]

........................................."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

(Continues to be stuck limbo like in the vortex)

[Skikkles]

*runs around screaming in Gaelic and pulling on any loose hair sticking out on anyone, eyebrows, lashes, armpits, nose hairs, ear hairs, arm and leg and the occasional muscle hair.*

BOOMSHAKALAKA!

[FlashFirer]

OH GOD MY FAKE MOUSTACHE

oh Jesus that hurts t.t

*throws a building at Skikkles*

[Locke]

*Raises an earthen wall to protect Skikkles, then makes it collapse on him after deflecting the building*

:p

[Squallmuzza]

*unfolds a coat hanger, inserts it in unnameable places, wiggles it around a tad, and whips out Locke's brain*. What a place to chuck ya first post eh?

[FlashFirer]

*feels honoured*
*Hadokens Squalmuzza's unnameable places...and the rest =P*

[Locke]

*Steps out from a tree and laughs at the simulicron that is dead on the ground*

:p

*Uses Geomancy to surround Squallmuzza with a 30 foot wide almost bottomless chasm*

:evillaugh:

[FlashFirer]

*casts Berserk on everyone except Locke to see what happens*

[baron]

*Walks back in carrying a breifcase which he set's on the floor and leaves. Then comes back with a pop machine and drops it off in the middle of the area.

Walks away again*

[Galthol]

*Walks up to the briefcase and nudges it with his foot*
"Not the smartest thing I have ever done, but we'll see what happens"
*Continues nudgeing the briefcase"

[Squallmuzza]

*is stinging in many many unnameable places...*

*as he is beserked... swings for random people... and misses... and swings and misses... and swings (repeat til fade)*

*recovers... uses his patented 'scare the crap outta them by wearing a banana hammock' move*

Check MATE.

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance goes berserk & attacks a tree*
*once the tree is uprooted, he uses it to poke Squallmuzza into the bottomless pit*

[Locke]

*stands back and crosses arms, leaning against a earthen wall that geomancy raised*

:evillaugh:

I like it flash, pure and utter chaos

*opens up a bottomless pit under Baran's pop machine, dropping it to the center of the earth*

Sorry Baran, I don't like trying to survive a nuclear explosion, it rarely works :p

[Squallmuzza]

*clambers up the wall of the bottemless pit after encountering a friendly leprechaun who gave him a leg up* .... yeah.

*unleashs a torrent of small cuddly kittens after Lance* You shall be smothered to death with fluffy coats and mewling noises! mwahahahahahaha!

[Galthol]

*Picks up the briefcase*
"Hmm it does have some weight to it..."
*Starts twirling the briefcase around, it thens slips and goes flying*
"Look out"
* The briefcase hits Squallmuzza, knocking him back into the bit.8

[Squallmuzza]

Not the bit no! *lands in a bit*. Ewww it's all bitty! *wanders out, takes a small knife from within his sleeve, and cleanly slices of Gathol's hands* That way nowt else is gonna slip out of your hands...

[Locke]

*continues to lean against the earthen wall*

Hmmm, I wonder what Galthol will do without hands :p

*summons up a fountain for drinking water in the center of the random battle area*

There we go, that oughta work for quenching the thirst of whoever is fighting

[FlashFirer]

Thanks Locke, I was thirsty n_n
*drinks water and dies from poison*
Aw comeon, you stole that from Looney Tunes o_o'

[Locke]

*laughs for a minute*

Your antics are rather amusing, much like the loony tunes :p, but the well is clean. This water I channeled to get it straight up from very very deep in the earth. Don't worry, it's clean.

*chuckles a bit more*

:p

[Squallmuzza]

*bounces around a tad Looney Tune style*

*saunters up to Locke... and slaps him round the face twice (left, right) with the previously procured hands... and scampers off like the little minx he is*

Tee hee hee

[Locke]

*Steps up out of the earth with a steaming cup of coffee in hand*

I really should stop leaving my simulicron's laying around, they keep getting beaten up....

*Picks up the Locke that was leaning against the earthen wall, then sinks slowly into the earth*

mumble mumble mumble

*pokes head back out momentarily*

Sorry, hard to talk coherently while under the very surface of the earth :p

Meant to say thanks for tracking that down Squallmuzza, I was looking for that.

*tip's hat in sm's direction and then sinks back into the earth again*


:evillaugh:

[FlashFirer]

*throws a giant "two-horned anvil" (Google Translator) at Locke*

My favourite Looney Tunes trick \*-*/

[Galthol]

*Looks at the bloody stumps he has for hands now*
"Heh stumps. stumpy stumps..... Oh to much blood loss"
*Starts staggering back and forth.*
"I'm feeling kinda lightheaded"
*Falls into the drinking water*

[Squallmuzza]

*takes a sip of the bloodied water... and it is GOOD!*

*proceeds to play Galthol's hands like maracas, merely taunt him.. not that he can actually see it being unconscious in the drinking water...*

[Skikkles]

Since when do I help people out of bottomless pits.......aaaahhhh yes the beserk spell......

*Explodes, all appendages now deadly projectiles*

[Locke]

*pokes head out from under the earth directly into the bottom of the anvil flash put there*

Ouch! Hey now, that wasn't cool

*cast's Hell Ivy on flash, which also stop's him*

:evillaugh:

*sinks back under the earth*

[Squallmuzza]

*is now sporting a rather sexy forearm from his forehead* X_X... eeek. *keels over and bleeds profusely*

[FlashFirer]

AW GOD MY HEAD!
Wait...wasn't this that spell that, errm, summons Martini?

*drinks Martini*

*policemen arrive and arrest Flash*
I shouldn't have done that í_ì'

*throws glasses at Locke*

[Squallmuzza]

Martini? seriously? Do you have a death wish?

*bleeds green acid type substances profusely over all surrounding people* Ack! *dies dramatically*

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance appears from behind the tree that he was hiding behind*
Now I'm confused... Skikkles exploded, Squallmuzza died, and Flashfirer got arrested :confused:
I guess I'd better revive Skikkles & Squallmuzza... sorry Flash, you're on your own :p

[Skikkles]

"The popo's got flash.....OH GOD NO THEY'RE GOING TO DO A CAVITY SEARCH!!!"

*implodes*

"damn it"

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance revives Skikkles in time for the Popos*
They can search you all they like... just remember to explode/implode at the correct time to kill them all :evilgrin:

[FlashFirer]

[at the prison]

*walks around cell*
Damnit, damnit, how do I got out of here? t.t

Now that's a problem. But hey, it's also a big storyline possibility XP

*throws magical rock at Squalmuzza*

[Locke]

*uses Geomancy to open up one of the walls of Flash's cell*

There ya go bud :p

*sinks back under the earth again*

:evillaugh:

[FlashFirer]

Thanks =3
Lemme show my gratitude by removing the hidden poison on your hat that was secretly killing you.
[note: I didn't do it. *points at Lance*]

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance casts silence & blind on Flash*
You saw nothing... :p

[FlashFirer]

*says *throws rock at Lance* in morse code and does so*

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance hits Flash in the head with his staff*
You don't know where I am... You are blind :p
*Lance moves around*

[Skikkles]

"Ragamuffin jump birdy jump....leaf gourd, of dynamite proportionate gain of profit in the economic stranded city-state of Slavin Temple the bordello for the understated cosmics!"


*Runs into a tree and the rest of the forest falls down*

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance walks away from the destroyed forest*
None of the trees fell on me, but how did you manage to do that one, Skikkles?

[Locke]

I think it was our beaver infestation.... those wily critters :p

*Uses Geomancy to make a wall around Lance and Flash, then cast's Blind, Silence, and Don't Act on Lance"

There, that should teach you to blind and silence someone. HA :p

*slides back into the earth*

[Galthol]

*Throws rocks at Lance and Flash*
"Ha its like some sick twisted game of Blind Mans Bluff"

[FlashFirer]

*uses more morse code*
Mooglebots....migrate from thread!!!

Mooglebots...cast Holy on me so I get my senses back.

*talks*
Mooglebots...rest.

Mooglebots...implode Lance!

Thank you Mooglebots.

Mooglebots! Get me outta here!
Mooglebots?
...Mooglebots?
Goddamned battery.

[Locke]

*rises from ground a bit, points at Flash, chuckles a bit for a minute, then drops back into the earth*

:p

[FlashFirer]

You are SO going to regret.
No, wait...
SOOO going to regret it.
And no BBCode in earth can express just how much are you going to regret it! Òó

[Squallmuzza]

*chews casually on a magical rock*

Tasty stuff this.

*runs over to Flash and sniffs his head, cause all of the skin on his body to be dragged off and up my left nostril*

[Locke]

*pokes head out of ground*

Wow, I don't think I've ever seen someone's skin get pulled into someones left nostril before :p

:evillaugh:

That's kinda funny :p

*chuckles again, then drops into the earth*

[FlashFirer]

Oh bleargh. It was time to change my skin anyway *creepy close-up on Flash's face*

Alright. Time to make some people cry die. ò.ó''

*Hadokens Squalmuzza*

And hey, Locke, you may be able to control earth but I can destroy it. =P
*digs earth by Hadokening it*
I'm-a find you...u.ú'
Eventually u.ú'

[Locke]

And hey, Locke, you may be able to control earth but I can destroy it. =P
*digs earth by Hadokening it*
I'm-a find you...u.ú'
Eventually u.ú'*pops up out of the earth*

Hey, that was close to my front door O_O

*bury's flash underground in a mirrored chamber*

Let's see that Hadoken help you now :p

:evillaugh:

[FlashFirer]

I am Hadoken...Hadoken and I are one.
*Hadokens himself, breaks mirrors and explodes Locke's front door*

I can turn myself into Hadoken! \ò.ó/

[Squallmuzza]

That was special... *chews thoughtfully on Flash's skin*

Did you know you taste like cinnamon old chap?

*puts some streamers over Locke's front door, with small nuclear warheads attached*

Come visit Locke some time!

[FlashFirer]

Cinammon? Oh good, I don't know what that is. *dives into paralell universe and gets skin back*

*puts flaming paper bag full of poop near Locke's front-door, Helloween-style*

Locke's in for a surprise...no, no, of course I don't mean the poop! =]

[Locke]

Flaw with this is that you guys don't know where my front door is :p

(I don't have one, I'm always on the move :evilgrin:)

*rig's up a contraption by SM's mini-nukes and then scampers way way off in the distance*

There, now with the slightest bit of movement or vibration....

*sends a rock fall near the contraption, triggering the mini-nukes, which are then contained the ... pocket dimension that was set up around them when the contraption that was built got triggered*

:evillaugh: :evilgrin: :evillaugh:

[Squallmuzza]

*strolls off glowing green... and sets a search kitten on Locke*

My search kittens will take you down! They have special powers! mwahahahaha.

[Locke]

You really think a search kitten is going to phase me?

*looks at search kitten, concentrates very hard, then remembers that no pets are able to appear in the RBT, and then laughs as the kitten realises that it's very existance has been negated, then laughs as the kitten explodes*

I'm glad we have that good old no pet rule, otherwise..... :evillaugh: :evilgrin:

I miss my pet dragon :cry:

[FlashFirer]

*fires at Locke with a Bazooka*
[in the groin ^_^]

Ah, simple things...=D

[Squallmuzza]

He wasn't a pet! He was my friend! *drowns everyone in a river of tears*

[Locke]

Good thing I'm wearing a cup Flash :p

*opens a bottomless pit to drain squallmuzza's tears away*

Thank god for Geomancy :p

[FlashFirer]

Squalmuzza, you look really...dehydrataded.
(is that how I spell it? i.i)

Oh well *casts Firajagaganagajarazagabada at Squallmuzzza*

No counter-attacks on me Locke? Boy, am I lucky! /o/
*evil grin*

[Locke]

Squalmuzza, you look really...dehydrataded.
(is that how I spell it? i.i)

Oh well *casts Firajagaganagajarazagabada at Squallmuzzza*

No counter-attacks on me Locke? Boy, am I lucky! /o/
*evil grin*Dehydrated ;)

Just biding my time Flash, biding my time :evillaugh:

[FlashFirer]

...*feeeeaaarr*

...alrighty then, I'll just missile-punch someone else's groin!

...

*missile-punches Squalmuzza*
*Squalmuzza doesn't feel the punch because he's dehydrated*
i.i

[Squallmuzza]

You're lucky you didn't snap something off I'm so damn dehydrated. And for future reference, I am not dehydratarded. *thwacks Flash so hard his head falls off*. Wow, now he's a handsome beast! Oh... *sneezes in Locke's general direction* Ha-ha!

[Locke]

*deflects sneeze with a wall of ivy pulled up from the ground*

Try to sneeze on me will you :evilgrin:

*makes a ball of water fall on SM's head, thoroughly drenching SM*

:evillaugh:

[FlashFirer]

*talking head*
Oh good, now he's...uhn...hydrated. Òó"

At least he fell for the old "headless dude" trick...i.i

*casts Fira on Locke's ivy*
*Hadoken's everyone, including self*

[Locke]

*shakes head*

Wow, those things certainly don't tickle

*drenches Flash in a water ball*

[FlashFirer]

I can breathe thorugh water. *evil grin*

[Locke]

I didn't say you wouldn't be able to breath. Have fun with the frostbite though :p

*cast's ice on flash*

Ha, now your frozen solid :p

[Locke]

*throws a rock at self*

Ouch. Maybe now people will post here :p

[Mangachaos]

woa.. didn´t noticed this one...O_O
*throws up some piles of mud and hopes it doesn´t hit self*


count me in! http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance appears from nowhere & casts holy... on a tree*
Anyone up for roasting marshmellows? :evilgrin:

[FlashFirer]

*sticks a stick at Locke*
Thank you for ressurecting this thread \o/

*stick sticks at a sticky wall made of sticks*

*casts Firaga Own4ge Lvl. 4 at Lance*

Sorry, I was supposed to hit the marshmellows i.i

[Lance Alvein]

*Life 3 revives Lance*
... no worries... though how did you manage to cast such a high level spell, when you're only a berserker :amazed:... you must have some secret powers... we'll need to take you apart to find out what they are... :evilgrin:

[Galthol]

"I have a sword now, YAY!!!"

*starts stabbing things*

[Mangachaos]

Hm.. I wonder what I can do as a dancer... hmhmhm... ah..

*dances so his own power, hp and defense raises* muhahhaha... dancers rocks...
*spins around and starts to make everyone sleeeeeeeepyyyyyy.y.y..*
Sleep my dear puppets.. sleeeeeep... :evilgrin:

[Mangachaos]

*gets sleepy himself..* zzzzzz..

[Locke]

*pops out of the sticky wall of sticks*

Whoa, that was a wierd spot to get sticked too :p

*grab's a stick with lot's of spots for marshmellows*

I'm in for marshmellow's :D :lick:

*starts to humm to self absentmindedly, the notice the marshmellows begin to burn*

AHHHHHHHH

*starts to shake the stick frantically up and down, launching a shower of melting marshmellows at ..... Blade :p*

:evilgrin:

[Mangachaos]

*wakes up from slumber* uuaaah...
hey.. swords wont help Galthol... *snags Galthol´s sword and dances a beserktheme... and a darkness dance* muhahah.. now you swing with that sword.. but it wont be the one you aim at.. maybe even yourself...:evilgrin: good luck with this sword...:D *gives back sword to te now beserked and darkened Galthol*

[Galthol]

*Galthol sits down and trys to think*
Ok Galthol what do we do now.
I dont know.
that doesn't do us alot of good oooh shiny must kill
*Galthol swings his sword at a penny on the ground*
Hey stop that
sorry, but I am angry and cant see
Yeah that makes two of us
So do you just wanna swing the sword at random stuff then?
Sure
*Galthol gets up and starts running around waving his sword at everything.*

[FlashFirer]

Argh, my penny!

I WILL KILL YOU FOR THAT

*trips on a rock, falls, hits head, dies, everyone else explodes by pure overpower matters*

Oh snap...i.i

[Locke]

*throws a life spell on Flash, bringing him to life and somehow miraculously bringing back everyone. Except one random appendage of theirs, that appears a foot to the left.* :p

Hmmm, this could be odd :evilgrin:

[Mangachaos]

*didn´t get the matter on self couse were dancing a invincibledance*
hehe... so you did that just because a coin.. who are you anyway? Setzer? :D
*dances a beserkdance on Flash* good luck.. NOW you can try to kill everyone.. :evilgrin: but I dont think you will hit very often...:p

[Locke]

*throws a handfull of grass of Manga*

Hahahahhahaha, take that :p

[Mangachaos]

What? Am I a kinda chocobo or something? WAAAARK! uh.. nevermind I said that... what the heck was it in that grass...? Oo Wark! Wark!
no... not gysahl greens! ah! *Gets two chocbowings* uh.. Wark! Wha-what´s happening..?

*gets angry and dances a silentspell on Locke* hm.. not enough...

*also dances a slow/confusespell on same person* there..:p WARK!

[Galthol]

*Jumps on Mangachaos*
"Giddyup!"

[FlashFirer]

Random violence!

*ressurects from something*

*shoots everyone at the groin*

Galthol, do you have space for me to jump in too? :333

[Locke]

*bounces head off post in a stumbling daze*

[Galthol]

...

Galthol, do you have space for me to jump in too? :333"

Sure, If an entire party can fit on one Chocobo I dont see why we cant fit two people"

[Mangachaos]

What the.. WARK! Hey! *tries to throw Galthol off but failes*
I´m no bird.. I just got TURNED into one! WAARK! Damn that Locke... WARK!
*puts a chillipepper into mouth and runs like crazy*
CHOCOBO-POOOOOWER! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!
*now Galthol has real difficulties sitting still*
*runs faster and faster and faster bumps into Flash, Locke and someone else*
WARK! *begins to fly* WTH!? I have WINGS!!!!
*fly Galthol around and around until he gets airsick and have to get off*
Wark wark wark... and stay off! :D
Hey Locke... try to make more peoples turned into Chocobos... that grass was apperantly magical...:evilgrin: *Eats a strangly shaped fruit*
POOOOF! *turned back into human* Hah.. hah.. hah... hah... WATER!!!!!!!! Thirsty!!! I got a pound of chilli in my throat... ah!!!! Wark... what the heck did that come from... hah... oh... maybe I got a shock from being a chocobo..-.-' WATEEEEEERRRR!
*runs around with burning mouth*

[Mangachaos]

*runs around until seeing a pool of water* PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH! AAaaahhh.... and now I´m not even thirsty anymore..:p

[FlashFirer]

Isn't that pool the one the dog poop--oh well, nevermind.

When did this thread get so pacific? =(

Plus, I'm changing its name. Having my name on the title makes me feel egocentric and stuff. It is now the "Random Violence Thread". If anyone has a better name...express it in a random and violent way! =3

EDIT: Aw...I can't really edit the topic's title...=/
My bad. Hehehe

[Mangachaos]

Nope... this water were clean... I think it was some springwater...

*dances a confusingdance hoping it would hit anyone near* Urgh... cant see.. cant stand up...*falls down* everything is spinning.. I think I danced too much...:p

Edit: because of my new rank I now equip myself with a harp... prepare yourself...:evilgrin:

[Mangachaos]

*sings falsely* :evilgrin: muhahhaa...

[FlashFirer]

Now I'm quietly meditating to combine my evil powers with the dark forces of evil to become...DARK FLASH! :celestial:
*evil laugh*
*resumes meditating*

[Mangachaos]

Ok... then.. I´ll... take my harp and silence you Flash..:evilgrin:
hm... what else...? Oh yeah... and I also takes a harp with the essence of stone to stone you... you are stoned now... (high or just a rock.. whichever hehehe) :D

[Mangachaos]

*harp is untuned and dmg ALL before this post and also makes them a bit... deaf* :D

[FlashFirer]

My deafness caused blindness. Thanks for killing this thread.

(just kidding pal ;P)

Well, I may be deaf but you're not!! /o/ *gets a giant megaphone and yells*

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance appears randomly from somewhere & casts holy on everyone still standing & moving around*
Take that all!!!

[FlashFirer]

Holy?!?!?!
OMG they found my weakness :O

*goes into a fetal position and starts growing horns*
You...shall...pay...

[Lance Alvein]

How much?
:evilgrin:

[Locke]

*pokes out from hiding spot inside a rock*

:p

*Casts Esuna mixed with the mastery of geomancy to heal everything in a 2 kilometer area to be healed of all ailments*

Hehehehehehe

*goes back into the hollowed out rock*

[Lance Alvein]

O_O
Wow... A rock house... I wonder how much I could sell one of those at the store for...

[FlashFirer]

Hey Locke, did you buy that at e-Bay?
...nevermind.

Once I find out where we are after all, and where is such rock, I'm-a explode it. >:b

[Mangachaos]

Oh? so I managed to kill everyone? Not likely..:p it was the deaf-harp.. it could only make you deaf and a bit hurt... what!? IT CAN ONLY MAKE YOU DEAF... wt? *became deaf self* :p opsh....:D

[FlashFirer]

:celestial: Meditation state completed. Ready to unleash amazing Sweden Megazord power over all who live...
Wait the thread died because I'm lazy?
Oh geez! *uses power to revive it*
Damn I'll have to go on meditation state again :celestial:
Sry for the laziness XD

[Lance Alvein]

By destroying the meditative state, I have proven that, once and for all, I am the true...*Lance loses his train of thought* I dunno... let's see if I can cure deafness *Lance casts some spells & Manga's head explodes* I guess that isn't the right spell...

[Mangachaos]

*in some kind of weird way revive head to begin the fight anew*

That REALLY weren´t the right magic... >X'D
*harps Lance with a sleepingmelody* Take that! HA! :p

[FlashFirer]

EAT HADOKEN!
Again.
~~
Woot, I missed...
Again.

Oh well. Who here wants a one-one-one kung fu fight? >:3

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance is sleeping & can't fight right now... please leave a message & he'll get back to you after he wakes...*
Zzzzzzzz

[Mangachaos]

Ahaaa! It worked! :D Actually... the accuracy of my harp is 25% lol

What Flash... International karate+ (for C64) or something..? heh (ah.. those were the days... )

Okie then.. *dress in red* Let´s do it! >XD But I dont know any kung fu.. I´m a freaking bard! Oo' omg omg omg....

[Skikkles]

BOO!
I'm back...
*punches Lance in the nose*

AAAAHHHHH THAT FELT BRILLIANT!

[Galthol]

*runs up and kicks skikkles*

ha ha

*runs away*

[FlashFirer]

@Mangachaos:
Howayaooo!!
Huwajeedeedeeba huwaiii!!!
Harukinahutajinatsubasaduttebayoporinglunematsishi tsukeshitakisushi HADOKEN!
*throws Holy Grenade at Manga and runs the hell away*

[Lance Alvein]

My nose hurts now :finger: we can't have that...
*Lance heals himself & casts holy, centering on Skikkles*
That should take care of that... :p

[Mangachaos]

*turns up from ashes black as night itself*

wha-wha-what happened...? Oo'

*sees flash running* Er.. you do know this harp can reach over there... oh well..
*plays a painmelody at flash* Have a nice day (of pain! muhahaha) :evilgrin:

Are you sure you can do that Lance..? Remember what happened the last time... >_<'
*holds ears for a future explosion* HE`S GONNA BLOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

*hides behind rock*

[kai]

*bursts from the ground, grabs skikkles by the hair and tosses him towards gathol*

heh heh, keep ur target locked Lance and we may get two birds with this stone.

*burrows deep back into the ground*

[Galthol]

"God Damn it"
*Catchs Skikkles and throws him hammerthrow style towards Flash*
"Hey its like a game of hot potato"

[FlashFirer]

*using telepatic skillz to listen, since now I'm deaf*

*gets hit in the head by Skikkles*
Well...guess I *ouch* have lost the hot potato game thingamajig. My turn to count now!! >:3
*sticks a grenade to Skikkles' back and throws it at a convencionally placed warehouse full of TNT and flammable barrels, right next to Mangachaos*

[FlashFirer]

What followed next is that the bombs didn't explode because their maker was incompetent. Just so you know.

[Mangachaos]

BACK FROM THE PAST!!!

*takes rock and throws to see if anything happens*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

Opshie... mine... :p

[Mangachaos]

Um.. guys? Have you forgotten this thread? Oo'

*Take a BIG go on the harp* *Houses flying all around and chaos is at hand* Oh... too loud...:p

[Lance Alvein]

My ears are bleeding... did you need to make it that loud?
*Lance casts cure on himself*
There.
*Lance breaks Mangachaos' harp*
No more loud noises... they hurt my head.

[FlashFirer]

*plugs in a JEM guitar*
[audience goes "FREEBIRD! FREEBIRD! FREEBIRD!"]
[starts playing]

[Mangachaos]

Noes... not me harp... =( This means war! Even if I started it muhahaha!
Oh no... *hears flash plays the solo over and over and over and over and over again*

MY ears are bleeding now... Oo' *corks up ears*

Let´s see... *takes up a knife that I didn´t knew I had* It´s a BLASTING knife! (it will explode by impact lol)

*swings at Lance for breaking harp* Heh.. real combat for once... :evilgrin: