FlashFirer's Random Battles Only Random Thread

[Tonedeaf]

*sets traps in 360 degree radius and curles up into the fetal posision with a spear in hand*

i want my mommy!!

lol

and when least expecting it

HAAAA!!!

*launches out or fetal posision and stabs neerest raptor through the heart and drags it off into the woods for food*

[Locke]

Hmmm, I think I'll start making use of my chemist abilities. :evilgrin:

*Mixes up a mixture of sulphur, flintc scrapings, steel scrapings and gunpowder*

Now, who'd be good at throwing this down the chimera's throat?

[Tonedeaf]

*slowly and silently immerging from the woods grabs the bomb out of locke's hand and tapes it to a spot on his back he can't reach lighting the fuse*

he he he locke your F******

scampers off into the woods and waits for the kaboom chuckling menacingly all along

[Locke]

Unknown to you TD, that was really a bomb of Hulk strength.

HULK SMASH

*Jumps up into the air in the direction TD started scampering off towards, landing directly behind Tonedeaf*

LOCKE ANGRY

*Picks TD up and tosses him into the air*

LOCKE PLAY CATCH WITH TREE NOW

[kai]

:shame: . . . . simply :finger: :shame:

The Hulk? :lamesign: :shame:

[Yuffie]

I'm back from holiday! :D
Now where's my ickle bunny rabbit been hiding?
Ooh is someone cooking chicken?!

[Locke]

http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/shame.gif . . . . simply http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/finger.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/shame.gif

The Hulk? http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/lamesign.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/shame.gifYou know what Kai, go **** yourself with your overuse on the Lame sign http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/finger.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/furious.gif . Seriously now, there's no need of that. I had on my tshirt that's got the cover of the first hulk comic on it from the marvel store, so seriously, **** off with the god d***ed lame signs http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/furious.gif

[kai]

:emlaugh: lol just calm down there locke :shame: I thought it was justified being that you were creating a potion to get rid of the chimera and at the first sign of trouble the potion magically becomes a hulk potion :lamesign: :lol: :nana:

(oh and for the record I'm still searching for my miracle)

[Locke]

:emlaugh: lol just calm down there locke :shame: I thought it was justified being that you were creating a potion to get rid of the chimera and at the first sign of trouble the potion magically becomes a hulk potion :lamesign: :lol: :nana:

(oh and for the record I'm still searching for my miracle)
It was a recovery from a bomb on my back, it was either hulk bomb or mass pain, I wonder which one I chose :wonder:. Seriously Kai, screw off with the damned Lame signs. They only make you lame :shame:

[kai]

Yes well it was a :lamesign: recovery. Changing the purpose of an already defined potion liked a scared little kid who didn't know what to do is simply :lamesign: . You could have simply created a new potion to save you from the blast or if you were unable to part with your hulkness then you could have whipped up the hulk potion and drank it on the spot. Is there no originality now adays :shame: Oh what a sad day we live in :wonder:

(personally I would have made some kind of short lasting invincibility potion drank it and jumped down the chimeras throat and blown it up, leaving me un-touched)

[Locke]

Well, unfortunently for you you're a trainer, not a chemist, so your crazy chemical schemes won't work. Me, I'm still waiting for this so called :lamesign: miracle :p

[kai]

Oh I see the creative juices are flowing in your brain today locke :shame: . I was simply trying to give you some insight of what a creative idea would have been, but hey you may stick wit your child like schemes if you wish. The reason I am not a chemist is because I choose not to post replies like your :lamesign: hulk post. If I also posted everything and everything, I too would have over a thousand posts.

As for the whole lame miracle statment, well that's just another example of your creative juices flowing :shame: :thumbdown:

[Locke]

Hey Kai, seriously, bugger off. I didn't do anything to you, and there's really no need to harrass me on my posts. Take things with a laugh and smile, work with what others have done, not try to demolish it in a childish rage because somebody doesn't play java games all day at work and decides to post here instead. Simmer down there. :shame:

[silverDistortioN]

if you two want to start fighting, take it to PM's. i don't think the other members appreciate it otherwise.

(btw everyone, the "report bad post" feature is working just perfectly.)

[Kilu]

If it's personal between you two, take it elsewhere, this thread is supposed to be random battles anyway.

(btw everyone, the "report bad post" feature is working just perfectly.)
Indeed it is.

[Galthol]

Yeah like this....
*sneaks up behind Kilu and stabs him in the back*

[kai]

umm I belive if you scroll down and read some of the previous posts it was I who originally told you to calm down locke, and as for the java games well I won't even bring up your addiction to bejewled 2, however it really doesn't matter. I never thought that it would be taken so seriously or dragged on for such a long period of time :shame: . And as for the whole bad post thing well this is the random battle thread after all http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biggrin.gif.

Just to sum this thing up, I guess I did start this little argument so I will apologise, though I still hate the hulk (mainly because of that damn movie, rember locke?). Anyways no hard feelings and folks try to lighten up http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/wave.gif.

[Locke]

Meh, no worries.

*Runs over and toss's a potion of shrinking on Galthol*


Hehehehehehehe

(btw, are you back again silver?)

[Kilu]

It's not about lightening up Kai, mods need to interfere when someone makes a complaint. That's why we are here.

As for Silver, it would be too optimistic to assume that he is back, he just got a mail like I did. But who knows.

[Locke]

Meh, no worries Kilu.

*Tosses potion of growth on self*

Mwahahahaha, now I'm huge :evilgrin:

Time to step on Galthol :evillaugh:

[IceBurner]

If anyone has a message directed at one particular member, use a Private Message, not a post.

This is especially true of quarrels. Do most people argue outside in the street? I think not. Do not feud in public. It's inconsiderate, and on these forums it's outright prohibited.

That said, I should probably remind everyone that civility can't just go out the window in private. Don't write abusive or harassing messages, public or private. If you anyone could question the content of your writing, chances are you should rethink sending it. Be respectful of other users. As a guideline, don't do or say anything here that you wouldn't in a face-to-face meeting, with Police within earshot.

Furthermore, I rain miniature bitey Rabites upon everyone. Good night.

[Locke]

Ahhhhh, miniture bitey rabites O_O


Whatever will we do :confused:

Aha, I know :evilgrin:

*Concocts a potion of mini-bitey-rabite repellant that smells like diesal*

Hmmm, it definently reeks but meh, kudo's to the repellant :D

[kai]

Ok well you really took it way to seriously but whatever that's your taco not mine. As I said twas all in good humour. Anyways ., . . .

*from off in the distance a rumble is heard, it seems kai has found his miracle and is headed back towards the others*

[Galthol]

*Galthol unflattens himself (Cartoon Style) then starts running around shouting 'I'm tiny I'm tiny!!'*

[Kilu]

*Kilu takes an ACME portable hole and plants it on the path of Galthol.*

[Locke]

Kilu, that's deliciously Evil. I like it :evilgrin:

*Creates a potion of no friction, then spreads it out around the acme hole that Kilu planted for galthol so's to make him fall in, then gives Galthol a little shove from behind so he slides on the no-grip potion* :evillaugh:

There, that should take care of that. :evilgrin:

[kai]

*the rumble grows louder, it seems kai is drawing near, from over the trees kai appears atop his wyvern.*

umm yeah my miracle wasn't as expected, though I did find out what the asians have been afraid of all these years

*kai continues past the group and disapears into the distance, as the tree line crashes down people see what kai was speaking of*

http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/godzilla/godzilla-minya.jpg

(sorry I couldn't help myself)

[Locke]

Oh dear god, it'd hideous :amazed:

*Concocts a potion of giant size and another of giant strength, then swallows both of them*

Aha, I shall take on minya-godzilla :chair:

*Picks up a rock and throws it at mg's head*

Have at you, fiend :p

[Locke]

*Pick's up a rock, throw's it at Kai*

Hehehehehehe, have at you fiend

*Pick's up another rock, throw's it at Evil Baz*

Hehehehehehehehe, all in good fun :evillaugh:

[kai]

(being that I'm no where near you, and mean no where near, like Canada and Japan near, I didn't get hit by a rock and will leave it to evil baz to counter)

[Locke]

Oh, I know how to throw a rock :p

*Picks up another one and bounce's it off Kai's head*

heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee

[kai]

:shame: whatever, throw your rocks at whatever you seem to think is my head :nana:

[Locke]

Sure thing Kai

*Picks up a handful of rocks*

Heheheeheheheheheeheehee

Take that Kai

*Throw's them all at Kai in rapid succession, bouncing them off various body parts with a special care taken to hit the head.*

[kai]

*takes out cell phone and dials locke*

Ha, what you didn't know is that I trained a giant mutant badger to dress up like me and wander around the world.

*thinks to himself a moment*

Oh GOD MY POOR BADGER :bawl:

[Locke]

Meh, at least I get to hit you with rocks (or where I think you are :p)

*Picks up more rocks and pelts them at the simulicron of Kai*

Heheheheehehehehehehehe

Take that evil Kai-Badger thingy.

If I can't physically hit you Kai, I can deal a crushing mental blow.

[kai]

*kai chuckles to himself, soon my army of cloned mutant badgers will return to the surface*

Hope you have a lot of rocks locke :evilgrin:

[Locke]

Oh, I have lot's of rocks :evillaugh:

*Picks up a rock, listen's carefully to the sound of Kai's voice, and launche's it*

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[kai]

:shame: . . . . . . . .

[Locke]

*Picks up another rock*

Kai's had enough of those bounced off him, he's no fun :(

*Look's around for another target, see's Galthol slinking along and fire's it off in his direction*

Take that you fiend :p

Hehehehehehehehehe

[Skikkles]

*from a tree*

hello down there Locke

*chucks a squirell from the tree at Locke*

calm down im sleeping if you dont ill be forced to throw a... a... a... WOODPECKER!!!!!

[Locke]

Hey, I got a squirrell

Unfortunently for you Skikkles, your picking on a black mage :evilgrin:

*Begins tracing arcane symbols in the air while muttering dark archaic words to the primal elements*

FIRAGA

Tosses massive fireball at Skikkles sitting up in the tree*

Heheheheheheheheh, toasted Skikkles :evilgrin: :evillaugh: :evilgrin:

[Lance Alvein]

I hear that that is supposed to taste pretty good... I guess we may get to find out :p

[Locke]

Hey, look what else I can do Lance.

Chilled Skikkles

*begins to mutter arcane phrases while tracing mystical patterns in the air*

BLIZAGA

*Cast's Blizaga all around Skikkles, covering him with frost particles*

See, chilled Skikkles :p

[Skikkles]

Ok its woodpecker time!!!:realmad:

*three perfectly aimed woodpeckers head for Locke's face*

And this is for talking Lance!

*one squirel screams as it flies through the air*

[Locke]

Very well Skikkles

*Mutters a couple of arcane words*

Burning Hands

*Points hands towards the incoming woodpeckers, muttering the trigger phrase just as they're coming in*

:evilgrin: Mmmm, toasted woodpecker :hungry:

[Skikkles]

*one of the woodpeckers stand up and laugh*

hoo hoo hoo ha ha hoo hoo hoo ha ha heheheehehehe

*and runs away featherless*

:confused: Weird....
*turns to see the squirel thrown chewing on Lances ankle*
hehehe at least I did something:D

[Raven]

*Powers up his robot, steps on Skikkle's woodpecker and starts shooting wildly at anything that moves*

Wat can you guys do now!?? http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif

[Locke]

Wow O_O . Now that's not something you see everyday....

*Mutters a couple arcane words and points at the warm beer sitting in a cooler beside self*

Blizzard

*Point's finger at the beer cooler*

Hey, now I got cool beer to drink while watching people attack eachother :thumbup:

And hey, Raven.

*Mutter's arcane words again*

Thundaga

*Casts thundaga on Raven's "Robot"*

Hehehehehehehehehehe :evilgrin:

[Raven]

*Turns on the self-destruct, jumps out of his burning robot, casts Silence on Locke, punches him down and runs for dear life*

No spells for you! http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif

[jetblue]

breaks through the sky light in a ninja outfit,
"HA HA!,i have you all in my sights as planned!",opens his sack and lets loose leper infected rhesus monkeys.

[Raven]

No worries!

*Casts Esuna on himself and uses Life on Locke so he can get mobbed by the monkeys*

[Locke]

*Turns on the self-destruct, jumps out of his burning robot, casts Silence on Locke, punches him down and runs for dear life*

No spells for you! http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif

But how does a hunter know the spell for silence :confused:

In disbelief I eat an echo screen and Cast Ultima on those damnable leper infected rhesus monkeys so's to kill them off :evillaugh:

And now have at you :rofl:

[Skikkles]

*calmly walks over to Locke and sits down*

I'm not worried I speak monkey, mind if I have a beer.
Don't worry you won't get leperecy for at least 2 more minutes.
*waves, takes a beer and dissappears into a new tree*

[Locke]

As skikkles foolishly never noticed, I'm not silenced when I eat an echo screen :evillaugh:

*Mutters some words, laughs in a satanic way, then point's at skikkles rapidly disappearing body*

DOOM

Hehehehehe, run as far as you want Skikkles, I'll get you in 60 .. 59 .. 58 .. :lol:

[Skikkles]

*ducks behind Ravens leftovers of robot*

woo that was close!
oh well off to enjoy my beer
*flicks cap at Locke*
thanks for this!;)

[kai]

(hmm I wonder if I can train a fried robot? meh, anyways)

*soars in from the distance*

*yawn* Hello, hey your a Black Mage Locke, congradulations, I'm gonna bring in something pretty big, think you can hit it with something flashy? The less remains of the creature the more points you get, get enough points and I'll train you your own Wyvern that will allow you to rain lightning on your foes.

Now lets see . . . . . something good. . . HA GOt IT

*flys off over the tree line, a few moments later the very forest begins to move, and kai come back over the rumbling greenery*

Ok well, this should be good, I'd recomend something in the fire element but that's just me.

*onlookers watch as the trees begin to stretch out, branches merging from tree to tree, the very forest becoming one entity. As the massive creature forms up into a gigantic tree sprite, kai walks up calmly*

I shall call you Dr. Bark McWoodman, your orders . . . . . . be still.

Now locke you have your target, fire away . .. . . . no pun intended.

*kai soars into the air, atop his wyvern (complete with anit-magic gem encrusted into the creatures chest, creating an anti-magic field around himself and pet)*

Now to get a good seat . . . . http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Locke]

Hmmm, this is going to be intersting methinks

*Ponders deep in thought, enters a medetive state*

Ommmmmmmmm....

*Snaps out of the trance, grab's a spellbook and some components and begins to concoct a doozy of a spell*

Hmmm, I think for this spell a combination of .... mumble .... grumble .... mumble .....

Aha, I know.

*Writes furiously in the spellbook for a couple minutes, then with a flourish sign's the new spell with own name*

I shall call the spell - Flare Bomb. It's a combination of Flare, Ultima, Merton (only the damage, not the self injury Merton normally causes), and Firaga. With some Thundaga elements tossed in for show.

Alright Kai, here ya go. I want my own trained wyvern :thumbup:

FLARE BOMB

:evillaugh: :evilgrin: :evillaught:

*Mutters a string of arcane phrases, followed by mixing some spell components together and reading off a couple passages out of the spell book*

And now, the show

*Point's one finger up in the air, gathering a miniscule crackling fireball into being in the air, then points at the collossal creature Kai raised and making a slight throwing motion gently propelling the tiny fireball at the creatures gaping maw*

Hehehehehehehehehe, let's see how that creature likes this :evilgrin:

*As the tiny fireball enters the mouth of Dr. Bark McWoodman, it suddenly begins to expand, spreading down through the creature until it's entire being is immersed in a glowing outline of red with bright yellow flashing through it*

This is my favourite part :evillaugh:

*As those words were uttered, a gigantic explosion rocks the area, as pieces of Dr. Bark McWoodman fly through the air at speeds almost enough to rent the very fabric of space and time*

There Kai, how was that :evilgrin:

[Skikkles]

*picks self up off ground*
Hey that was my tree you just incinerated,:realmad:
I was having a relaxing sleep up there too.
*bend over to pick up rock*
I'll get you for that!.... ummm my rock has an eye is that normal?:confused:

[kai]

Ok locke that was pretty impressive. I'll train you a wyvern to ride on. I'll put on the obedience collar so it will listen to you. I'll be back shortly.

*kai jumps atop his wyvern and flys off into the distance*

[Locke]

Quite normal, see :p (sorry, couldn't resist the pun :p)

*Mutters a couple phrases*

FIRAGA

*Focusing the intense fireball into the eye-rock that skikkles was holding, incinerates it*

Hah, no rock for you Skikkles. And to disuade you from picking up further rocks ...

THUNDER

*sends thunderbolt to hit Skikkles in the posterier*

There, keep away from rocks, they hurt you :p

[Skikkles]

*quickly runs by Locke to dodge his lightning attack*

I love being a thief!
*giggles as he pans through Lockes newly aquired spellbook*

[Locke]

Foolish foolish Skikkles, I hope you enjoy DEATH.

*The spellbook pilfered by Skikkles suddenly explodes into a massive fireball, leaving behind a slightly charred Skikkles*

Hehehehe, I love having traps in the book that you can't open it. Plus it's good to have it rigged so that it's not even a proper spellbook. How'd that book of explosions treat you skikkles :rofl:

[Skikkles]

*cough cough*

those were pretty lights:D ..... didnt do much though very very smokey:confused: .
So what exactly was that for?
Oh well I got another beer in the process!:evillaugh: :D

[Locke]

Meh, it served it's purpose :p

[kai]

*from off in the distance kai can be seen soaring through the clouds atop his pet wyvern, this time follows a new beast. as they aproach it becomes more noticeabley a young wyvern, as they enter clear sight onlookers are awed by the site of kai atop his wyvern scales the color of ocean waves moments before dusk and the new wyvern scales dark and glistening as if a large onyx had been shaped into the great bease*

Well here is your new pet locke, I haven't named him yet I'll leave that to you. His collar will keep him obedient but be careful this one has a little bloodlust in him, just keep him away from large groups of people unless you want a bloodbath on your hands. The gem encrusted in his chest constantly casts reflect on him and anyone riding him so you can cast magic out but you won't have to worry about counter attacks. Yes, I must say I'm proud of this one, definetly fit for a black mage I would say.

[Skikkles]

Hey Kai hows about I make you an offer:evilgrin: ..... anything these guys got that you want for a decent ridable creature.... and something added thats pretty cool your choice mmmmmm so hows bout it;) ?

[kai]

Well, here's the thing, anything I want I can get one of my pets to steal or with some of my more talented creatures even create. However I will not leave you to walk on the earth, so I'll tell you what I'll do. I have this egg . . .

*kai pulls out a head sized egg and sets it on the ground*

In about the time it takes the earth to make half a rotation this egg will hatch, what comes out of the egg I will leave a mystery, however once it hatches make sure you are the first thing it sees and the creature is yours, loyal and obedient. Enjoy my friend.

*kai hops on the back of his large scaley friend and flys off*

[Skikkles]

:confused: ....... an egg ...... do I sit on it?? hmmmm looks big though is that a sign???:confused:

oh well you take what you get!:D
*takes egg to a tree sets it down and sits on it lightly as to not break it*
now mister egg we play the waiting game!:zzz:

[Locke]

Hey, I got a new pet :D

*Thinks for a couple minutes*

I shall name thee .... Draxius

I thank you profoundly for that one Kai, that's always a nice thing to have :thumbup:

Now then Draxius, I think we should take a trip over to the big green temple :)

*Hop's on the back of Draxius and wings up into the sky in the direction of the temple*

WHEEEEEE. Kai, you never told me flying is so much fun :p

[Skikkles]

Oh My God!!!It's hatching!!
*stands back and watches as a small snakelike creature slithers out and looks up to me*
It's a Wyrm!!
*the newly born looks up at Skikkles and hisses warmly*
Ahhhh its so ..... evil:evilgrin: .
I shall name it Slythe Wyrm of Death mwahahahaha.
So Kai when will it be big enough to ride or like what can it do???

[Locke]

Well Skikkles, I'd say chances are give it until your a Trainer for it to be big enough. That's just me, and Kai is our current resident Trainer, but if memory serves that's about how long it'll take. I did have a wyrm as my beast of burden when I was a trainer (to see the results simply scroll back about 3 months on this thread :p. Didn't work so well in the end, but check it out ;)

[Lance Alvein]

As the other resident trainer here, I believe that you will need to wait a little while... maybe after *you get 4-500 posts* or so...

[Locke]

*Comes flying back in on Draxius, notices Lance is a trainer, and in shock fly's to within hearing distance*

My bad Lance, I didn't realise that you were a trainer. For my mistake ....

FIRAGA

Hehehehehe :evillaugh: :evilgrin: :evillaugh:

That's what I think you not being well enough known by me to make me remember their rank.

BLIZZAGA

And that's for being me little brudder :p

[Lance Alvein]

*Locke's spells mysterously engulf small forest animals who jump in the way, saving lance from harm*
Thats right... I'm not a knight yet :p

[Skikkles]

while this breif skirmish is goin on Slythe lets go for a walk, well I'll walk you slither or whatever you do
*walks away calmly with newfound bestfriend while the brothers banter on*
So what do you think you can do Slythe?
*Slythe hisses with affection*
Hmmmmm don't quite understand you I'll have to talk to someone bout that but til then we'll just find out what you eat, hows bout squirels still got one in my pocket?

[kai]

*the ground rumbles as a thunderous sound nears the group. speeding towards them is what seems a wurm of dirt and stone. as it gets within a half mile of the group the rumbling stops and dirt burst inot the air. from the cloud of dust emerges kai and his wyvern, surrounded by what seems to be a barrier of some sort*

Hey folks, look what my Wyvern can do, I figured I should teach him as much as possible before I up a rank to Knight, or more specificly Wyvern Knight http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biggrin.gif.

*notices the two brother quarreling once again, and walks over to skikkles and slythe, lighting patting slythe on the stout*

Hey it was a Wyvern, I wonder what it can do, I stole that egg from the house of a mage I slau.. . . . . visited http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/embarassedlaugh.gif. I guess you will have to earn your capapilites of flying, as it is too young for me to train it now and I won't be a trainer long enough to train it once it grows. Just keep patient, I'm sure there is something rare about that little beast, I get chills just looking at it.

*looks a slythe, if he grows up to be anything like that mage, I pitty any gnomes still left in the world*

[Locke]

Forest creatures Lance :shame:

Meh, there's only so many of those

DOOM

*Tracing some arcane patterns, shouting a chilling verse in a long forgotten language, then laughing maniacally, points a finger straight at lance*

Well Skikkles might have gotten away, but I'm afraid no forest creatures will save you this time Lance. You've got nowheres to run and I've tailered this one to target only sentient creatures :evilgrin:

[Lance Alvein]

*The picture of Lance Locke has been casting spells at shreads apart and a small frog jumps out*
the jokes on you...
I was never there in the first place...
I've been hiding somewhere else in the forest... You'll never find me now :p

[Skikkles]

*sees Lance behind an old hollow rowan projecting his voice towards Locke*

HEY LOCKE HE'S RIGHT THERE!!
*points at Lance*
Ok Slythe lets go to the temple and see whats going on there
*both head out of sight towards the big green temple*

[Locke]

Fine then Lance, seeing as how it's just me and you here.....

Draxius, let's go a little way's in the air and see how Lance appreciates a merton

MERTON

*Muttering furiously, traces the arcane symbols and then points at the entire battlefield in a sweeping gesture*

Hehehehehehehe, I'd like to see how you could get out of this one :p

[Lance Alvein]

*Moments before Locke starts his speech, Lance calls his partner, Loco, out of hiding*
Alright, Loco.... Time to get out of here.

*Lance and Loco leave moments before Locke finishes his merton spell*

[Locke]

Hmm, I didn't know you had a "partner". Who is the Loco and what does he/she/it do?

For that matter, I don't care what your riding, you can't escape a Merton. Your still toasted :p

[Lance Alvein]

Loco is my uber-chocobo. He is able to instantly teleport his rider (and himself) to any location within a set distance... coincidentally the distance is just outside of your merton radius :p

[kai]

*locke's metron blasts rips apart the earth within 10km of it's initial target, the wave of energy rushes past kai and his wyvern, engulphing them in it's power. as the blast subsides kai and his wyvern cannot be seen just a ball of orange energy. The orange aura slowly fades and kai's wyvern cocks it's head as if to wonder what just happened. Kai on the other hand has gone through some changes, now wearing heavy armor, and a long sword both gleaming with the same energy that once surrounded them*

Hey, cool Metron armor and sword, thanks locke this should enhance my abilites quite nicely.

*waves the sword in a semi-circle, sending a wave of energy into the distance*

Yes, I think I am going to enjoy being a knight. Well I'm off to find something to kill.

*jumps on the back of his beast and flys off*

[Locke]

Your welcome Kai :p

Now then, let's see. I need a spell tailered to shut down Loco's abilities....

*Thinks deeply for a little while and then a look of pure evil fills his features*

Hehehehehehehehe, Anti-Magic Aura on Loco.

*Points at Loco as Loco and Lance are looking the other way*

Hehehehehehehehe, let's see Loco try to Teleport after he's got an anti-magic Aura surrounding him :evillaugh:

[kai]

*watching the bout between the two brother from hundreds of feet in the air atop his wyvern, kai decides he dislikes the younger brothers fearful tactics and as locke casts his anti-magic field sends a wave of metron energy towards lance with his sword*

I remember when people used to charge into battle shields clanking, swords gutting one's foes. Oh those were the days. All well, when in rome . .

*swoops down toward the two brothers, sword held tightly*

[Locke]

Cool, alway's good to have allies come swooping in, even when completely unexpected. Thank's Kai :thumbup:

*See's Lance about to get slammed with Kai's Merton wave, and seeing Lance concentrating on that, launches a Doom spell*

Hehehehehehehehehe :evillaugh:

*Point's at LOCO, laughing all the while as number's appear over Loco's head suspended in the air counting slowly downward*

There, that should stop Lance from using those damnable teleportation abilities of Loco's :evilgrin:

[Galthol]

*Galthol (who had been sleeping not that far away) wakes up*

"Cool...."

*Galthol takes out a sword and runs towards the fray"

[Locke]

Hey, I see Galthol running towards us with a sword raised. Let's see how he like's his greeting :evillaugh:

*Point's at Galthol, traces some arcane runes, then mutters a couple phrases in an archaic tongue*

FLARE

*A huge explosion rocks the land around Galthol, knocking him on his posterier end*

There, that should give him a head's up of what to expect :evilgrin:

[Geosgaeno]

*suddenly Geo appears out of the trees on the west side of Galthol, and he runs into the trees on the right, what is he planning to do????????*

"Mwahahahaha, be afraid people"

[Locke]

Hmmm, I wonder what Geo's up to :confused:

Meh, I'll keep myself outa harms way methinks :wonder:

*Calls Draxius down from his patrol in the sky above and jumps on*

Now then Draxius, let's fly about half a mile up so that we can stilll see what's going on but we won't need to deal with whatever nefarious thing Geo's got up his sleeve.

[kai]

*as kai and his wyvern swoop down the flash from lockes flare blurs their vision, loosing his target for a moment kai takes his wyvern into the forest, undercover, awaiting his foes next moves*

[Geosgaeno]

*Kai forgot that Geo was somewhere in those woods*

"Nows my chance to capture one"

*Kai falls unconcious and wakes in some sort of magnetic laser weirdo cage along side a load of corpses, and Geo is stood outside laughing*

"you just wait there whilst i catch some more....oh and dont touch the lasershttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif"

[Locke]

Hmmm, that's odd. Kai seem's to have disappeared. Meh, I'm sure he'll pop up eventually. I'll just continue to fly around, methinks.

*Continues to fly around on Draxius, watching all the carnage going on below*

Man, this show is great. All I need now is some popcorn http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/popcorn.gif

[Galthol]

*Galthol blinks and then stands up, He is extremly confused and does not know what is going on, do he decides to attack what ever is nearest, (Which happens to be Geo. So he starts to run towards Geo*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH"

[Locke]

Hehehehehehehehehe, Carnage is good :evillaugh: :evilgrin: :evillaugh:

*Cast's a lightning bolt onto the mechanations that are holding Kai captive*

There, let's see how Kai and his wyvern react to being freed from captivity with their captor's attention being on Galthol :evilgrin:

*Flies upwards on Draxius for a better seat*

There ya go bud, hope that helps ya out some :thumbup:

[kai]

*a little groggy kai wakes up in some sort of cage. as he gains a grip on the situation lighting strikes the surrounding area destroying the traps in place to hold kai prisoner*

So that's how it is . . ..

*in a fit of rage kai hops atop his pet and takes flight, soaring up beside locke, kai swings his blade downward sending a wave of energy down towards the forest, to add to kai's blades power his wyvern spits out a blazing fireball.*

Thanx for the help locke I don't think there will be a forest for our foes to hide in much longer.

*the fireball that the wyvern spit gains upon kai's blade's energy wave and slams into it. The resulting impact splits the fireball into hundreds of mellon sized embers which rain down upon the forest, instantly ingniting it.*

:evilgrin: Now for some fun . ... .

*lands firmly on the ground just out of distance of the raging inferno that was once a peaceful forest, kai walks toward the fire sword held*

[Locke]

Hmmm, well Draxius, methinks it's time for us to float around a little bit to the side...

*Fly's about a mile outside the radius of where the smoke is going, then decides that's far enough*

It's time to enjoy the show :evillaugh:

Hehehehehehehehehe. :evilgrin:

[kai]

*as kai waits for one of his foes to emerge from the forest, a few forest creatures come running out in fear of loosing their lives. Somewhat impatient for his foes to show themselves, kai sees no reason to not have a little fun while he waits and attacks the fleeing creatures. Decapitating a black bear, slicing a forest hermit in half, and crushing a few squirrels beneath his boot, kai decides to toss a few rabbits to his wyvern*

Might as well feed you while we're at it :evilgrin:

[Locke]

*Seeing this spectacle, Locke laughs maniacally from the top of Draxius and then fly's down beside Kai, deciding that Draxius might as well get fed too.*

Hey Kai, want to knock off a deer or something for Draxius? Come to think of it, if you're hungry then I can roast something later at the temple. You kill it and I'll take it to the temple and get it ready for ya ;)

[Galthol]

*Seeing that he is no where close to Geo, Galthol decieds to take a differnt apporach. He pulls out a modifiyed English Longbow (+4)*

"Alright if the 6ft ones could pierce steel, then the 7ft modified ones should be able to pierce Wyrven skin*

*Pulls out a quiver of Wyrvern Slaying (+8)*

[Locke]

*Not liking where this is going, Locke rapidly cast's a return to sender aura around both wyverns, the follow's rapidly with a flare spell localized to Galthol's wyvern slaying arrow quiver*

FLARE!!!!

There. Now in the future Galthol, don't ever do anything that could cause Draxius here any harm in the future, or the next time I'll localize the flare to your left eyeball :realmad:

*shake's head, then jump's on Draxius' back and fly's up in the air until well out of sight*

There. I need some time to scheme and think.

[kai]

*as locke cast flare at gathol three deer come prancing out of the forest, seeing this puts kai into a fit of rage, blinded with anger kai charges the three fearsom beasts driving his sword through two and decapitating the other*

Ahh, that should do nicely, fowl creatures :realmad:

[Galthol]

*Sees flare coming and knows he can't avoid it*

"Ahh Damn it, Not again. Oh well"

*Galthol sits down and starts to read*

[Skikkles]

*with blinding speed skikkles jumps into the fray only to .......jump

newfound acrobatic skills allow him to nimbly dance around his friends and foes without touching or being touched*

du du du du du pain pain pain it makes me feel like dancing fire fire fire it feels so warm carnage all around me la la la la la...
*then with another blink of an eye dissappears into the smoke along with the rest of Lockes beer*
thanks Locke ill pay you back........... *they hear fading quickly into the distance*

[kai]

Oh god, we have a leprechaun on our hands, I'm heading out with today's catch.

*throws the three deer carcasses on his wyverns back and heads towards the green temple*

[Galthol]

*The flare barely misses Galthol, He looks up and marks his place in his book with his finger8

"Too bad Locke better luck next time. Now I'm off to capture a leperchan and get myself some gold."

[Locke]

Well, so much for the neighborhood :shame:

I'm on my way Kai, let's see what can be done with those 3 deer of yours :hungry:

[Skikkles]

*continueally bounding around*

Le do thail ..... you'll never catch the Naomh Treighte
I'm to fast for you.

*Bounces nimbly off of Galthol's face and disappears once again into the
deep forest*

Naomh Treigthe likes his smoke he does hehehehe off to the
green temple where I will bask in the green gods glory!

[Locke]

Look you little gnome, if we wanted to catch you we would ;)

However, I'm fairly lazy, so feel free to run rampant and I'll see you at the Temple :p

[kai]

*flys over head, from the direction of the Green Temple, dropping thousands of small Korean hookers down into what's left of the forest. then takes back off for the Green Temple*

[Blade Tanaka]

*Blade wakes up*


Soo... uh is the wurm Dead yet?

[Locke]

Yeah Blade, we finished that off back when I was still a knight and Yuffie was still posting. You know... the good old days :p (if you want to call them days old :p).

Anyways, in the spirit of the thread.....


FLARE

*Cast's flare on Blade's sword, then giggles maniacally and jumps back on Draxius to fly back into the air again*

Now, let's see if this get's more interesting :D

[Blade Tanaka]

Umm.. dude that´s not my sword.

(Giant troll wakes up from the head and lets out a mighty roar)

Uhh oh.l I don´t think he was happy about that.

[Galthol]

"Cool a troll!"

*Galthol starts running towards the troll armed with nothing but a butterknife*

"Have at ye"

[Locke]

(Giant troll wakes up from the head and lets out a mighty roar)

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Blade, I don't want to know :lol: :rofl: :biglaugh:

[kai]

*spots the troll from a far*

Is it really worth the time it would take to fly over there?

*jumps atop his wyvern, soars into the clouds, then dives straight down into a near by lake*

[Locke]

Hmmmm, now that I'm a sorcerer.... WHAT THE HELL DOES A SORCERER DO :confused:

I know it's got to do with Magic of some kind, but what are spells that a sorcerer would cast. It's gonna be hard for me to do battle with a troll that blade woke up from the head, but I'll try and kill it.

[kai]

*walking out of the lake soaked from head to toe, kai raises his arms as if in prayer, blue, green, and white light stream from the white mages hands into the air above his head. blue and green lights begin circling around the bright white light, encasing it in a sphere of energy. kai lowers his hands, the sphere resting gently in his right palm*

Heh heh, a holy spell contained by protect and shell, a timed grenade if you will. Because of shell and protect the spell can not escape nor be effected by outside elements until the shell and protect spells ware off, which I predict will take about 2 minutes

*with this kai throws the holy spell, landing on the ground it rolls beneath the trolls feet*

Now we wait . . . . .:evilgrin:

[Galthol]

*Galthol after thinking it over, and reliezing that he really doesn't know what a trainer does sits down and starts playing FFVI in hopes of finding out, Unfortunaly he doesn't have acess to FFVI it's self, so he picks up III and IV for the SP and starts to play those instead*

[Locke]

*Galthol after thinking it over, and reliezing that he really doesn't know what a trainer does sits down and starts playing FFVI in hopes of finding out, Unfortunaly he doesn't have acess to FFVI it's self, so he picks up III and IV for the SP and starts to play those instead*FFVI doesn't have trainers in it anyways, those are in FFV. :shame:

But Seriously, what does a Sorcerer do?

[Lance Alvein]

what does a Sorcerer do?
Sorcery, of course :p

*sorry I just couldn't resist*

[Locke]

Sorcery, of course :p

*sorry I just couldn't resist*
Thanks Lance, that definently elaborated on my query. So seriously, does anybody know what genre of spells that a sorcerer would cast?

[Galthol]

... does anybody know what genre of spells that a sorcerer would cast?
"Don't know but I do know that pretty much any class can do this"

*Galthol picks up a stick and wacks Locke over the head with it*

"hee hee"

*Galthols runs behind a rock and waits*

[Locke]

*Grabs head*

OUCH

*Begins to cast a spell*

So you like that boulder do you :evilgrin:

*Finishes spell, then laughes maniacally as Galthol starts to become a part of the rock*

Let's see how you get yourself out of this one :D :evillaugh:

[kai]

*kai watches the events leading to gathols body being incased in stone*

Well I suppose I'll do what is expected of me . . . .

*casts Esuna on Gathol, freeing him of the stone*

I was going to blast you out with Holy but I don't think I would have had enough Mp left over to bring you back after smashing you to pieces*

[Locke]

Hmmm

*Ponders deeply for a short time*

I know what to do :D

*Cast's a quick spell of magnetism on Galthols face*

There, now make sure that you keep away from anything metal. Especially sharp metal objects :evillaugh:

[kai]

Locke you are sure putting my new job class to the test.

*cast protect on Gathol as knives, buttons, a few cars, and other metal objects fly towards him.*

And just for good messure

*targets gathol and himself with a shell spell, in case locke has any new ideas*

And now before you turn Gathol into a Bottle Nose dolphin I think I will leave, as I am the only white mage wandering the battle grounds at the moment and I don't feel like cleaning up your messes.

*hops on the back of his Wyvern, casting a holy spell on a near by tree, blinding everyone in the area temporarily. once everyone's sight returns kai is no where to be seen*

[Galthol]

*Taps at the shell*

"Hmm, this could work."

*Galthol lies down and begins to sleep"

[Locke]

*Cast's Dispel*

Ha, enjoy your sleep Galthol :evillaugh:

*Cast's magnetism once more*

hehehehehehe

*Jumps on Draxius' back and flies into the sky.*

There we go, enjoy your sleep :evilgrin:

[Galthol]

*Galthol wakes up as the first few bits of iron rocks begin to hit him.*

"Ahhh ,ouch, This is not ,ouch, good. I need to get this fixed. owww. Wait if you hit a magnet hard enough with something doesn't lose its charge. DAMN IT"

*Galthol runs around bashing his head off random things in hopes that he remberes his science properly*

[Locke]

*Feeling pity on poor galthol, and delivering mercy for the hilarious site, cast's a demagnification spell*

There ya are Galthol, but at least I'm still long outside your range :evillaugh:

:wonder: Methinks we outa get another couple people posting in the battle thread. Me and you beating on eachother with Kai randomly popping in get's monotonous.

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance swoops in with his dragon*

You left your guard down... now I can attack!!!

*Lance promptly starts swingly wildly at the invisible people surrounding him*

[Locke]

*Raises an eye at the spectacle*

This could be interesting, methinks

*Cast's a spell of delusion enhancement on Lance, making his delusions appear visible to everyone else so's that it's more fun*

Now, I'm gonna enjoy the show :popcorn:

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance keeps knocking over the spectres with his sword*

I said, Get BACK!!!

*Lance then hits one of the spectres, which flies over & hits Locke*

Well... looks like that one's gone :p

[kai]

*kai swoops down from the clouds from atop his wyvern*

OOO Undeads :D

*casts life 3 on everything within 3 miles of lance, the spectre illusions are uneffected however the wurm and chimera the group had been fighting earlier begin to twitch*

Damn you locke and your ability to make people see what those of a less sound mind can see. I'll leave it to you to kill those old beasts.

*disapears into the clouds*

[Galthol]

Just found this I think might help people out.

http://www.fantasyanime.com/finalfantasy/ff5/ff5jobs.htm#yourself

*Galthol then begins to use Control on all the Wrums to make them dump thier riders to the ground, the Wurms/Dragons then begin to stomp on their once beloved masters.*

"HA HA HA. :evilgrin: "

[kai]

*swoops out from the clouds towards Gathol*

You do know that both locke and I have wyverns that I trained to withstand any sort outside control or magical attacks, so you can bark out orders to them until you turn blue in the face but it's not going to do you any good :p (and I'm not making this up, if you read back enough you'll see where I gave the capabilities of our two wyverns).

*while talking with Gathol the chimera charges kai, knocking him off his wyvern*

Mother F&^%$#, so it's like that is it . . . . :evilgrin:

*casts auto-life on himself, hops atop his wyvern's back and takes off into the sky, followed closely by the chimera.*

[Locke]

(Thanks Galthol, I know what a sorcerer does now)

*Cast's holy on the sword*

Ha, now that I've gotten that done. CHARGE!!!!!

*Starts the charge in pursuit of the Chimera chasing Kai*

[Galthol]

"Hmm I haven't really been giving this Trainer thing it's due...."

*Galthol summons 10,000 wolves.*

"This could get interesting. But first.."

*Galthol sends 100 wolves to go attack Lance, and the others to go find Blade and drag him out from whereevers hes been hiding*

"HA HA HA. Now this is power!"

[kai]

*looks back at the chimera chasing him down and behind it the image of gathol barking orders to an army of wolves*

heh, it seems he's decided to utilize his abilities :evilgrin:

*takes his wyvern into a dive toward gathols new army, the chimera following close behind*

What do you suppose would happen if you cast holy on a cyclone?

*while diving toward the wolves kai starts into a barrel spin towards the ground, the world spinning before his eyes kai cast holy sending white rays of energy in all directions*

Edit : hey locke remember when I asked if I could use Luminare as a white mage? Well I think I just did :p

[Galthol]

*Galthols stares in horror as his wolves go flying*

"Well thats just not nice, But your a white mage Kai so were just going to have to forgive you for that your holiness, As for the Chimera..."

*The air grows heavy with the sound of beating wings, On the horizon a cloud is froming a black seething cloud. As it grows closer the battlers see it is full of ravens, When the sky is covered with them they start to divebomb the Chimera by the thousands, each pecking a small piece off before they fall to the ground*

"Long and painful, just what the chimera deserves"

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance keeps battling the spectres & now the wolfs as well*

Crazy animals & figments of my imagination... I need to do something to stop them...

[Locke]

*continues to fly above the battlefield*

There, now that's quite the spectacle. Another couple things popping out and I might need to go help. :wonder:

*circles a little higher*

There, now a full and scenic view :D

[Galthol]

"Hmm I got wolves and ravens, what else can I summon....."

*Galthol looks around a bit*

"Hmmm...... RABBITS!!*

*Galthol walks over to the forest, and starts to call out the rabbits*

[Locke]

Hmmm, rabbits eh. I'm gonna stay up here where they can't reach me, as I well remember the moving picture Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. ;)

[Locke]

*Picks up rock and throws it at Galthol*

Have at ye, you pansy :p

*Throws another rock at Geo*

There, let's stir things up a bit

[Galthol]

*Galthol looks down at the rabbit that jumped up to take Lockes rock for him*

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, At least I can eat it later"

*Galthol waves his hand and a massive wave of rabbits heads off to engulf Locke, and bit him with their sharp pointy teeth"

[Locke]

*Cast's a holy blade spell, then spins very rapidly in a circle, slaying all the demon-rabbits summoned by Galthol*

*Picks up a rock*

There, they're dead. Now then..... HOLY BLADE POWER :p

*Wait's for Galthols supposed defense with some poor helpless little animal, then bounces the rock off Galthols face.*

There, that'll teach you to use poor creatures as your main line of defense.

*Hop's on Draxius and flies high into the air*

There, that'll keep me away from any counterattack you could make, and if your going to send something that flies at me I'll at least see it coming :thumbup:

[Galthol]

"Nuts"

*Galthol calls down a Roc and proceeds to chase Locke though the skies*

"This is going to turn ugly, on both parts"

*Galthol calls up any army of Hawks and Falcons*

[Locke]

*Drops from above onto Galthol and cast's a chain lightning spell, frying all of Galthols hawks and falcons*

There, let's forget about all these shinanigans. But first :evilgrin:

*Cast's doom on Galthol's Roc*

There, get out of the air fool, your Roc doesn't compete with Draxius

[kai]

*flys straight into the ground, killing himself and his wyvern*


:knockedout:

[PRIEST]

*Staggers, as a young adventurer, into the blood and gore*

Oh my...a nice cuddly rabit...how did you get here?

*Ninja kicks the (Ninja Turltles Bad Word) rabit for 50exp*

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance stabs the adventurer*
That'll teach ya...

[Skikkles]

(Thanks for the link Galthol)


DANCE!!!!


Suddenly all of Galthols animals turn into confused frogs.


DANCE,DANCE,DANCE!!!!

PRIESTS head begins to change and Lance looks baked out of his mind.


HEHEHEHEHEHE one more time for the group.

DANCE!

[Lance Alvein]

Whoa... what am I doing???
*Lance stares around himself in wonder*

[PRIEST]

Dude, why did you stab my foot?

*starts feeling funky*

What's wrong with my head?

*rummages through trench coat*

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance stares as little frogs hop out of Priest's trench coat*

Dude... where'd you get frogs???

[PRIEST]

*Priest pulls out several shirkens, and inexpertly throws them them at Skikkles*

I don't know about the frogs, my gues is that Gathol was getting mad at me for kicking the rabit, and Skikkles saved me.

*most bounce harmlessly off, but one lucky throw gets Skikkles in the back of the knee, seriously impeding his dancing*

Lance, can you spare some smoke? I have been trying to score for weeks.

[Lance Alvein]

Sure Priest... All I need to do to get some for you is to stab my sword through your neck... Then you can get all you want....

[Locke]

*Fly's by on Draxius*

Hey, people here again. Maybe I can get a good show this time :wonder:

*Fly's up out of reach of anything Priest, Lance, or Skikkles could do and begins to lazily flap around in circles*

[Skikkles]

*Winces a bit*

Not gonna help you my 'fro'd foe.

*Continues dancing*

IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU!!!

*PRIEST's head suddenly takes shape of a frogs*

You've been FROGGEDFIEDIC-LIKE!!!!

[Lance Alvein]

*out of nowhere, Lance's dragon knocks Locke off of Draxius, and then promply disappears*

Come & join the battle, Locke :p

[PRIEST]

*crouches down so that he can look ahead*

Bloody hell, this is embarasing.

*whips out his toung and trips Skikkles, then puts some distance between himself and Lance, crouching low to the ground*

[Skikkles]

SLYTHE!!!!!

*Loud wing beats coming closer very quickly*

You'll regret that frog boy!

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Locke]

*Cast's levitate on self so's not to die from the huge fall*

Lance.... that wasn't very nice bro. Not very nice at all :shame:

*Slowly begins to float towards the ground, a red aura then begins to build around the decending figure*

:evillaugh:

[Lance Alvein]

*Loco suddenly appears, and Lance jumps into his saddle*
Time for me to leave this area
*Lance & Loco teleport away*

[Skikkles]

*Jumps on Slythes back who now looks more like a Dragon then a Wyvern*

Those squirells sure made you big bud!

Well now the frogboy is the only target Locke, have some fun with it!

HAHAHAHAA Frogboy!!

*flys off laughing*

[Locke]

*shakes head as gently touching the ground*

Hmmph, look what an aura can do :shame:

*Calls back Draxius, hop's on his back and head's off to the big green temple*

[PRIEST]

Um..uh oh.....

*Starts running away from Loche, while pulling an enchanted carpet from his trench coat*

I hope this is fast enough.

*Jumps on the carpet and holding on for dear life, increases his speed conciderably.*

That should do it...

*Disapears over the horizon*

Wait a minuite...no sounds?

*Returns and lands*

[Lance Alvein]

*Out of nowhere, Lance's Dragon swoops by & swallows Priest & his carpet in one bite*

[Skikkles]

*flys back into the battleground....followed by Slythe*


EUGENE:HEY GUYS!! LOOK AT THESE WINGS!!!! AREN'T THEY GREAT!!!!

*pulls two squirells out of the trees and eats one and passes the other
to Slythe*

EUGENE:WELL I'M OFF TO STUDY DEMON MAGIC AT THE BIG GREEN TEMPLE!!!
IF YOU SEE THAT BROTHER OF MINE MAKE SURE HE MEETS ME THERE!!! I NEED A GENERAL FOR MY ARMY YOU SEE AND PEOPLE TEND TO LISTEN TO HIM!!!!

[PRIEST]

Your a big dragon, this shouldn't bother you too much.

*while inside the dragens belly, who thankfuly didn't chew...The PRIEST hacks with his dagger....he opens the dragon's belly enough to force his way out, only to fall to his aperant doom as he loses consciencness from his burns and other wounds*

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance and Loco teleport back*
Attack my dragon, will you?
*Lance stabs Priest in the shoulder & takes his dagger*
No more attacking my dragon.... it isn't his fault he likes frogs...
But you know... I kinda like frogs legs too...http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif

[Skikkles]

*blinding flash followed by the screams of hundreds of souls, a dark
vortex opens up beneath PRIEST and hundreds of souless bodies crawl out
to feed on flesh*

*distant cursing can be heard*

EUGENE:WHERE THE $@#$ IS MY MINION ARMY!!!! IF THEY DON'T SHOW UP SOON
THE GNOME I KILLED FOR THIS SCROLL IS GONNA HERE ABOUT IT, AIN'T THAT RIGHT SLYTHE!!! EVEN IF WE HAVE TO GO TO THE NETHERWORLD TO DO IT!!!!

[Galthol]

"Whoa I have to stop blacking out so much, Now where am I and whats going on?"

*Galthol starts wandering the battlefield*

[Locke]

*Pops back over from the BGT*

Hey, a minion army. That's kinda cool :p

*Jumps on Draxius again, this time flying high into the sky and scrying with magic to see what's going on.*

I should be safe up here, but just to be safe...

*Calls up a defensive mantel and puts it into place around self and Draxius*

Hmmm, If I tossed down a fireball in the general direction of people, and made it have a huge blast radius I wonder what would happen... :wonder:

*Calls forth a huge fireball, looks at it, condenses it into the size of a baseball and sends it at the ground*

Hehehehe, that's gonna be a huge boom when that touches something :p

[Galthol]

*Galthol sits down*

"Well lets see here I'm still a trainer, and we found out that call forth huge numbers of animals doesn't work well here, and I am going to be a Knight soon so.. I need a mount, Thats it I'll go look for a wild beast to tame."

*Galthol heads off in the direction of the forest*

"Hmm a mount what should I get we already have plenty of dragons and wyverns and such, maybe a Beholder...nah, to slimy... Oh well I am sure I'll find something."

[Locke]

Hmmm, I see Galthol heading for a mount :p

*Cast's a homing sword spell, tossing a sword in the air and watches as it turns slowly, then shoots off in the direction Galthol went in*

Hmm, I wonder if he'll see that coming or not :p

*Stop's the baseball sized fireball and makes it hover about 4 feet off the ground*

I pity the sucker that touches that :D

[Galthol]

*Galthol sees a cool looking rock on the ground, and bends down to pick it up, while the sword barely misses his head and get stuck in the ground*

"Hmm maybe a rock elemental, If I could only find some way of keeping it in this dimension"

*Galthol continues to wander*

[Locke]

Hmmm, where did everyone else go?.... :wonder:

*Cast's an illusion spell to make a mound of rocks appear to be a pile of gold*

I wonder how long it'll take before people start to fight over this pile of gold :p

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance wanders into the forest, and see Galthol there*

Why are you bent over with a sword directly in front of you?

[Galthol]

"....AN ENT! Thats what we'll do, well maybe not a true ent, just one of those walking tree things, that'll do."

Time goes by

*Galthol walks out of the forest riding an Ent (http://ronspears.com/magiccards/legions/bigbeast.jpg) *

"Whoo, Ha Ha, now this is transportion"

[Skikkles]

*sees ball of glowing fire, sees really tall tree walking*

EUGENE:HEHEHE!!
*whispers something inaudible in a daemon tongue*

*All the ghouls and souls pour out of the portal speeding towards the ents enourmous legs, bringing the beast and rider toppling towards the ball of flame*

EUGENE:I'LL WATCH THESE FIREWORKS FROM THE TEMPLE THANK YOU!!!

*Both daemon and Slythe fly off to the temple to watch the show with glee*

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance sees this spectacle and immediately hops on Loco & teleports away*
And awayyyyyy we go!!

[Galthol]

"You Fools! You think fire cant hurt me!!"

*Ent topples into the fire ball8

"Oh Crap..."

[Locke]

*aside*

You know, it kinda defeats the purpose of a random battle thread if everyone scampers away every time anyone does anything... so, I think I have a solution

*/aside*

*Cast's an anti-everything alive but vegetation and RPGN members*

There, that should stop all this pussy'ing out of fighting in the battle thread. Crap, there goes Draxius

*starts casting defensive magics all over self, then douses the fires that Galthol was heading headfirst into*

[Galthol]

"Yes, yes it should"

*Galthol runs to where Lance is falling and starts setting up some pointy sticks.*

"Heh, pointy, heh"

[Locke]

*cast's feather fall on Lance*

There ya are bro, at least now you won't be dead when you get to those pointy sticks, and I'd imagine it should give ya time to figure out something to do :)

Actually.....

*Casts a fire spell on the pointy sticks*

There, a bonfire for when you land :p

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance wonders what everyone is looking at, as he is clearly on the ground and not in the sky*
Why did you need to destroy my teleporting chocobo... why??? :bawl:

Must KILL!!!

[Skikkles]

*BLAM**Everyones head explodes!?!*

Haha!! Eugene really is something ain't he guys, oh and don't worry bout your heads, oh I guess you can't hear this, but yeah they'll grow back in about five minutes or so. He just thought that you guys talked to much.

Haha!! Being ethereal has its advantages! I still got a head! I still got a head!....kinda...

[Locke]

Why did you need to destroy my teleporting chocobo... why??? :bawl: Must KILL!!!
If that's a challange Lance....

*Eye's start to glow red and a red aura slowly comes into being around self*

We can fight if you want, but I didn't kill you damnable chocobo, just created a field where you can't take him into. He is waiting outside of it, but unfortunently for you outside of it is outside the Random Battle location, so no more of that senslessness.

As to everyone's head's exploding, Daemon magik doesn't affect me at all. Come on Skikkles, you might be possessed, but you aren't godlike.

[Galthol]

* Galthol looks around and sees everyone just standing there*
"Hmmm, what to do?
*Galthol picks a stick up from the ground and starts running around whacking people in the shins*
"Hee Hee, This is too much fun"

[Locke]

*picks up a rock and throws it in Galthols general direction so's to prevent shins from getting smacked*

:p

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance appears out of nowhere & hits Locke with a staff*
Random attacks!!!!!!!!

[Locke]

*throws a rock at Lance*

Yerbugger, that hurt. Take that

*throws another one for good measure*

[Lance Alvein]

The pain

I know, I'll just heal myself

*Lance casts cure1, healing all the rock wounds*

Have at you, knave

*Lance swings his staff again*

[Locke]

*leaps nimbly backwards, then hauls out a sword and cut's the staff in 2*

Have at you, what are you going to do now :p

[pikatsu]

So now he has two staffs, working efficiently together. Anyone with a long pole becomes more dangerous, if the pole is cut in half, as he can instinctively wield them both.

[Locke]

*hauls out another sword*

And now I have 2 swords working efficiently together. Now what you got Lance :p

[PRIEST]

Screams and growns

*Body constantly regrowing and being ripped to pieces while traped between plains*

Screams and growns

[Galthol]

*Takes ahold of PRIEST's head and pulls it in to this plane*

"There we go, that should be better"

*Sets PRIEST's severed head on the ground*

"Anybody up for a game of soccer (football eh you know what game I mean)"

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance looks at his severed staff, then looks at Locke with his two swords*
...
I in for soccer :p
These can be my goal posts :p

[Locke]

*Sticks the 2 swords in the ground about a field length away from Lance's post's*

There, no we can kick around Priest's head

*Boots Priest's head at Lance*

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance blocks the kick and then boots the head*
Gotta love being goalie :p

[Skikkles]

*as the ball (head) is flying through the air flys down out of the sky, flips backwards and kicks it shattering it into 3 seperate chunks*


EUGENE:SCORE!!!! THREE POINTS!!!

[Locke]

*comes in out of nowhere, kicking 2 of the 3 chunks back at Skikkles*

Hahahahaha, take that fiend :p

[FlashFirer]

I cast Magic Missile and therefore kill a passing cat. \o/

[Locke]

Holy sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick laughing at the moon. I don't even care you just killed my cat O_O

Welcome back :D

[FlashFirer]

Thx ^^

Holy shi*!! That was YOUR cat?!?! Errmm...wait a sec I'll buy you another.
(10 hours later...)
FlashFirer: [panting] Hey dude...I got lost...errm...where is the pet shop? >_<'

[Locke]

Don't worry about it, I was tired of it ;)

*Throws a rock at Skikkles*

Hahahahahaha

[no_one_better]

*throws trashcan at everyone*

Die! but have fun!! :D

[FlashFirer]

Trashcans aren't enough dude ;P Everyone here is level 90+

[PRIEST]

Ribbit!

*body regrows from his toung*

I am naked! Holy shit!

*Dives into skikkle's vortex and re-emerges in a trench coat with a bow and quivre*

[FlashFirer]

OMG! *dives into the same vortex and comes out with a nice mafia-like suit and hat*
Wow, I always wanted to dress one of those. So stylish.

[PRIEST]

*Shoots an arrow into FlashFirer's foot*

You went to hell to get a suit!?!

[FlashFirer]

Nah, I also got this cool time machine thingy. *goes back in time and deflects the arrow into PRIEST's head*

[Locke]

*Tosses a rock at Kai*

Hahahhaha, random mayhem :evillaugh:

[FlashFirer]

That's not MAYHEM. Mayhem is when everything explodes out of nowhere and people run screaming! Tsk, tsk, tsk. If you were my apprentice I would be disappointed (XD)

[Locke]

That's not MAYHEM. Mayhem is when everything explodes out of nowhere and people run screaming! Tsk, tsk, tsk. If you were my apprentice I would be disappointed (XD)Ahh, but this is a more subtle Mayhem ;)

*sticks suddenly fly through the air and bounce of Flashfirers back*

You just gotta know which cards to play when ;)

Also, as your elder I wouldn't be your apprentice anyways :p

[FlashFirer]

Oh, yeah. *starts removing sticks out of back*
These don't really hurt you know. *throws sticks into the air aiming at Locke and misses horribly*
><
*casts Graviragajaga and the sticks fall on his head*

[Locke]

*Pops open a metal umbrella over head to protect from the sticks*

:p

[Lance Alvein]

*a hole opens under Locke*
Lets see your umbrella save you now...

[Locke]

*Levitates with the boots of levitation that were conveniently being worn*

Hahahhahahahaha

*Cast's a fireball in Lance's hair*

:p

[Lance Alvein]

My hair is on fire again... that seems to happen a lot... meh, it'll burn itself out :p

[no_one_better]

Trashcans aren't enough dude ;P Everyone here is level 90+
Not enough eh? *ties flashfirer to me and explodes* And lvl 90+? You guys need a rpg inferno system.

[FlashFirer]

Explosions aren't enough either. They merely itch.
*casts Water on Lance's hair*

^^

*gets a motorcycle and travels 1 mile, stops, and casts Meteoragajaragaga*

[no_one_better]

*Gets into a jet flys 5 miles away and casts super novagagagagagagagagaja*

[Locke]

*Reflect*

:p on both ya's :p

[no_one_better]

You can't reflect super nova or meteor they target the whole party. :P

*summons bahamut*

[FlashFirer]

*travels all the way to Brazil again*

Yes, Brazil is really far. You can't possibly hit me NOW.

[Galthol]

*Galthol looks around at everything, then closes his eyes*
"Heh out of site out of mind"
*Galthol starts throwing rocks in random driections*
"Keep your magic spells, nothing can defeat a well thown rock!"

[FlashFirer]

Except a helmet + armor.

[Locke]

You can't reflect super nova or meteor they target the whole party. :P

*summons bahamut* Unless the reflect spell is cast around the one casting the whole party spell, then it's a bubble of pure energy, with the caster inside :evilgrin: :p

*Quickly evelopes no_one_better in a bubble of reflect*

[FlashFirer]

*quickly envelopes Locke in a bubble of Demi*

[Locke]

Aha, boots of levitation. Gravity-esque spells won't affect me :D

*Cast's flare on Flashfirer*

Enjoy that :evillaugh:

[FlashFirer]

I do enjoy that, in fact fire spells heal me. I was once the apprentice of Ifrit.

[PRIEST]

Everyone, meet Woofy, my hunting dog, he is a huskey, pitbul, german shepherd, great dane mix; so don't piss him off.

*fires off an arrow at no_one_better*

[kai]

*sees a group of hooligans blasting eachother with various spells so decides to investigate*

Hello . .

*gets hit in the head by one of gathols rocks and explodes*

[FlashFirer]

Ooooo gore =D Finally some random violence.

Heeey Woofy! You are fuckin* ugly. Hey PRIEST, what did you say about pissing him off again? I didn't hear. =o

[Locke]

*Laughs a bit, the activates the waiting spell that doesn't allow pets, causing woofy to explode into little bits that gravitate towards priest, covering him head to toe for not reading back on posts for that one*

Hahahahahaha, I can't believe you made a pet come into here.

*Throws rock at Flash*

:p

[FlashFirer]

*dodges*
Aww, just when I was about to take a picture to show my friends how ugly Woofy was...
*Woofy comes back from Hell in the shape of a three-headed beast*
Cool, Cerberus Woofy or whatever! Wait a sec, let me take a picture! Say "cheese!"

[PRIEST]

Woofy is not ribit ugly!

*Shoots FlashFirer's camera with an exploding arrow //Where was that "no pets spell"? I have been carefull to read the posts. It doubly sucks that i missed it.// Commands Woofy to leave the random battles thread.*

Someone should realy ribit close that vortex before something nasty comes out!

[FlashFirer]

My new camera!!! =(
*traps PRIEST in a cage right next to the vortex*
If you want to close it you can do it yourself. >=O

[PRIEST]

Dont I have great luck!

*Jars the cage until it falls into the vortex*

Later fellas! I know something in their will break this cage.

[Lance Alvein]

Little does he know that that was actually a doorway into nothingness...
I guess somebody should get him out of there before he completely ceases to exist...

[FlashFirer]

...you know, my Moogle-Bot is kinda tired now. I'll do that later *sets alarm clock*
Just remind me ok?

[PRIEST]

*as the cage dematerializes, PRIEST uses the magic carpet concealed in his trench coat to escape the vortex, and flies away*

[Locke]

*cast's fire on the carpet as Priest is leaving the cage, dumping him in the vortex*

:p

[FlashFirer]

*casts Gravity on priest*
Ha. No more tricks dude ;D