Puns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Galthol]

Alll right this is a Pun thread if you don't like puns, run away now!!!

No the way this works someone picks a topic. We make puns about that topic untill no one can think of a pun, the last person to make a pun, wins a prize*.

First Topic the beach.

How do you stop sand erosion? Simple wait for an extremly hot day with cycloic winds and spread fishing nets on the sand.


What is this called.................?


A bakin lattice and tornado sand ridge. :rofl:

(*Prize subject to avablity............ and spelling)

[Blade Tanaka]

Bacon Lettuce and tomato sandwich... how L4m3.. Make it harder....:realmad: !

^o^

[Galthol]

You don't understand. The point is not to guess the pun it's to make the pun to revel in the pun making. You are Disquaified form the beach contest. Good-bye. Just kidding Now Make a Pun.

[Blade Tanaka]

Beach contest??? whoooah..... *looks around and sees that he is no longer in his room but on the beach ^o^

[DonQuixote]

I'm not sure if that was even a pun. I've been tryin to think of one for an hour but I'm coming up blank.

[Lord Draud]

time flys like an arrow, fruit flies like banana's

[Lance Alvein]

I like that one draud. Only one problem...
The topic is supposed to be the beach http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/nana.gif

[Thwyter]

you 'beach'......

[jetblue]

OOO,is this one?
I find my banana's swim suit appealing.http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Blade Tanaka]

... Well in that case I'm at school... There are lots of people travling together in the halls.... Heh Heh school of fish... ^o^

[Galthol]

I like that one draud. Only one problem...
The topic is supposed to be the beach http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/nana.gif


As judge my ruling is..................................it will be accepted

[Blade Tanaka]

w00t go me! ^o^

[pikatsu]

Being a bee is buzzy business.

Life is a beach and then you dive.

[Galthol]

Just annouceing. Contest closes next monday. (hey I am supreme judge I do get to change the rules) So get those puns in. Winner gets to choose next topic.

[Lord Draud]

heh why can't a bike stand on its own? its two tierd (sp) i think this fits cause where i am people bike all the time at the beach

[silverDistortioN]

seashells seashells at the shawshaw.


hehe! i'm just bein' silly. ^.~
..........................
aw, dammit... that was really horrible... now i have to edit an actual pun into this...


...surfer?! i just met her!!! ... *shrug* >.>

[Blade Tanaka]

... Life is a clam... Every time you've got things smoothed over some jerk thows in a few more grains of trial.... (okay it suckes but that's cuz I just madeit up now...) ^o^

[Galthol]

think, think, think,......jetblue wins. Your chance to pick a topic. Sorry I was late with the ruling

[Blade Tanaka]

Sure you are... GO JET YEAH WINNER DUDE!!!! ^o^

[Thwyter]

dot *hack* *cough*

[Blade Tanaka]

Heh... uhhh.... It's hard to remeber what Iwas going to say... Ohh here's antoher one. Recently on RPGN people have stolen all the toiliets and urnals... Police say theyhave nothing to go on. ^o^

[Charon]

Not a pun as such, but the cleverest bit of graffitti I ever saw. One of those huge film posters, for the film 13 ghosts. Big picture and title, and underneath, the tagline

"Evil has multiplied"

The graffitti below

"Multiplied by what dumbass, thirteen is a prime number."

:)

[Blade Tanaka]

Heh math... I really hate math as of this year for some strange reason... ^o^

[Geosgaeno]

well math is involved in everything and it sucks, i hate it sometimes.

[Blade Tanaka]

Yup it's mathfully sucky.... *Blade stabs himslef after VERY POOR attempt at pun* ^o^

[DonQuixote]

sorry that just didnt add up.

[Galthol]

Not a pun but a nice play on words

If a drunk and rowdy lawyer can get disbarred, then a tipsy race horse can get destablelized.

[silverDistortioN]

a pun *is* a play on words. >.>

[bjp4444]

time flys like an arrow, fruit flies like banana's
hey, that used to be my signature!

-bjp