Ask the Reaper!

[Grim]

Ask Kiata err....uhhh....Grim a question and he will surely give you some sort of answer. :tophat:

[DarkSoul]

Ok, Question.
Will I ever p0wn that hax0r in CS with sure skill alone?

[Grim]

Will I ever p0wn that hax0r in CS with sure skill alone?
Of course, eventually luck becomes a skill, and thus lucky shots would be skillfull. :spin:

[silverDistortioN]

use your leet haxor skills. alone.

[pikatsu]

Join the army, learn to shoot for real. Then come back, and pwn!

[silverDistortioN]

i always own my army friends at games... >.>
i think they're all in iraq now. hope they're better off over there.

[Locke Cole]

Come up here Silver, I'll give you a run for your money. :P (or run some file off the PC you're using to lag you to crap, mwhahahaha!) .... err... but anyways... :offtopic:

Grim, why is it that your lich in your avatar is so happy that hes dancing? Or does he just need to go to the bathroom?

[Zedie9]

:wonder: My question is: Grim, what happened to your face? ;)

[pikatsu]

Atkins Diet. :hungry:

Assorted blah blah, because I really have nothing more to say, and still have too few letters in my post.

[Grim]

Grim, why is it that your lich in your avatar is so happy that hes dancing? Or does he just need to go to the bathroom?He is happy because he is [bad pun]dancing mad[/bad pun] but he is also happy because scythes dropped in price.

Grim, what happened to your face?If someone says a Wolf wont chew off your face, don't listen to them...

[TheDragonKnight]

i have a question kiata how come you never come and visit us anymore?

[Giea]

When was the last time you lolliegagged in a field of flowers with the Power Puff Girls?? =))

[Grim]

how come you never come and visit us anymore?I believe you know the answer to this, and if you don't, you can ask me via Yahoo. It really has no place here.

When was the last time you lolliegagged in a field of flowers with the Power Puff Girls??Well...there was that one time I got drunk in Vancouver....err.....I mean never.

[Zedie9]

:evilgrin: Query: Isn't it true that you secretly lust after the living flesh of humans, skeleton boy?! ;)

[Grim]

Isn't it true that you secretly lust after the living flesh of humans, skeleton boy?!Its not my fault! You know how good human flesh tastes with Soylent Cola? Well? :(

Sigh, now me so hungy... :hungry:

[Zedie9]

Its not my fault! You know how good human flesh tastes...
:hungry: Well, certainly some... Many femmes are tasty - even without the mustard. :lick:

[Grim]

indeed, anyways.....

NEXT!:crazy:

[Giea]

Oooh Oohh Ooh When was your last man crush?? =P

[Grim]

When was your last man crush?? =Pwell there was this one time last month when I casted an enlarge spell....I weighed 4000 lbs fell on and crushed a fighter....does that count?

[silverDistortioN]

so in other words... your last man crush was on a fighter.

[Kilu]

"I'm a lover, not a fighter."

[Kyari]

Or rather, you're a lover of a fighter.

I can't remember ever having a man-crush. Although my mind is porous at best . . .

[Giea]

hmm.. That wasn't too nice to crush a man!! =( , But at least we know Grim is gay!! =P

[Zedie9]

:D Mr. Grim Reaper, sir - I have to ask... for whom does the bell toll? ;)

[Grim]

Mr. Grim Reaper, sir - I have to ask... for whom does the bell toll? Well this is an easy one, it tolls for Thee.

[silverDistortioN]

if you had an exact duplicate of yourself, would you make out with you?

[Zedie9]

:D Query: If Silver asked you the same question I last asked you, what would your answer be? :spin:

[Grim]

if you had an exact duplicate of yourself, would you make out with you?no, no I wouldn't....if I had an exact duplicate of myself I would try to trick him into taking the blame of a mass murdering spree....however he would try the exact same thing and there would be a battle to the death. After the first 2 minutes we would realize that we are exactly the same and a death match is pointless....so we would stop competing against each other, find some sucker walking on the street, make him take the blame and all would be fine. :evilgrin:

If Silver asked you the same question I last asked you, what would your answer be?it would still be it tolls for thee..but it would be directed at silver if he asked it :)

[silverDistortioN]

okay, how about if you were a girl... and had a duplicate... what then?

it would still be it tolls for thee..but it would be directed at silver if he asked it :) so... in other words... the bell tolls for Zedie, right.

[Giea]

When will poor little Mr.Foxyfox loose his virginity?? =/

[Zedie9]

:wonder: What would the answer be if Silver and I asked in unison whom the bell tolls for? ;)

[Grim]

okay, how about if you were a girl... and had a duplicate... what then?if I was a girl, and had a duplicate, no....
When will poor little Mr.Foxyfox loose his virginity?? =/When cows fall from the sky and land on him in awkward yet pleasing positions.
What would the answer be if Silver and I asked in unison whom the bell tolls for? thats easy, the answer would be "it tolls for thee, and thee!"

[silverDistortioN]

When will poor little Mr.Foxyfox loose his virginity?? =/When cows fall from the sky and land on him in awkward yet pleasing positions.damn... and he was hoping to save himself for marriage.

[Lord Draud]

i am back but for how long will i stay?

[Giea]

i am back but for how long will i stay?


OOoooo I can answer this one!! You will stay until the neighobors kick you out of the neighborhood for underage drinking!! Aha!

[Kilu]

OOoooo I can answer this one!! You will stay until the neighobors kick you out of the neighborhood for underage drinking!! Aha!

Hey Giea, if you like to quote, use the quote tag now that we have them.

[Locke Cole]

Not to mention, this is the thread where Grim answers the questions, stop stealing his job :finger:

[Lord Draud]

underage drinking? i get beer for kid i am not a kid my sel.......um none of you are cops right? but i am 20 this month!

[Grim]

i am back but for how long will i stay?I will let you know when the time comes.

Not to mention, this is the thread where Grim answers the questions, stop stealing his job :finger:yeah, I got some un-decomposing bills to pay :bawl:

but i am 20 this month!I'm 20 in December, heh....

[Yuffie]

You guys should go to England you can drink at 16...or 18 or something. I think you can drink at 16 but can't buy drinks until 18. O.o

Kinda makes me wish I liked alcohol. :)

[silverDistortioN]

my cousin (girl) recently got arrested for underage drinking...
i didn't even think they arrested people for that. those cops must have been huge nerds.

the bastards.

[Locke Cole]

I have a question for Grim: How do undead years convert to normal years, when calculating the age of an undead such as yourself? Is it 1:1?

[Giea]

My question... who will be the next fallen angel?? =)

[Yuffie]

Will my diet work before bikini season?? :amazed:

[Zedie9]

:D Do respectable undead such as yourself keep undead pets as companions? Y'know, like an undead gerbil or iguana, or in Silver's case, an undead treasure pickle? ;)

[Giea]

Will my diet work before bikini season?? :amazed:When the hell is bikini season

[Locke Cole]

When the hell is bikini season
I too would like to know, summer is already coming to a close here in a few weeks. O_O

[Grim]

I have a question for Grim: How do undead years convert to normal years, when calculating the age of an undead such as yourself? Is it 1:1?Yes it is 1:1. but the older intelligent undead rarely keep track because it really has no meaning to them.

who will be the next fallen angel?? =)That one up there! *Fireballs an angel's wings off*

Will my diet work before bikini season??the undead don't really know too much about diets....we always weigh very little due to lack of skin and organs.

Do respectable undead such as yourself keep undead pets as companions? Y'know, like an undead gerbil or iguana, or in Silver's case, an undead treasure pickleOf course, I myself have an undead dire toad.

When the hell is bikini seasonIts been plenty hot enough......in fact my bones got a nice tan last week.

[silverDistortioN]

by "it's been plenty hot enough," i take it you mean bikini season is now. therefore, the answer to Yuffie's question must be no.

beware me! o.o

[Yuffie]

Darn! :(

Didn't stop me yesterday though, I was sunbathing on the bow of our boat while we sailed along...then the lifeguard came over and told me off for not wearing a life jacket. ^^;

I got a tan though! :D

[Zedie9]

Query: :D How many raps do you have in your repertoire? :emlaugh: What do you mean... you're not the Grim Rapper...? :knockedout:

[Grim]

How many raps do you have in your repertoire? :emlaugh: What do you mean... you're not the Grim Rapper...?I only have 1.....and no, Im not the Grim Rapper :realmad:

[silverDistortioN]

...which one?

[Zedie9]

:D Mr. Reaper, I'm confused. You are the Reaper of Death, Harvester of Souls... but I've often been told you can only reap what you sow. So... does that mean you sowed all these souls you're reaping? :wonder: You must be tired. ;)

[Lord Draud]

hey grim i am sorta stuck here i have 30 zombies onder my control but there are slow and leave bit of them slefs all over the plave should i switch to skeletons or keep the toughter flesh bags?

[Grim]

which one?Well its called the Undead Life, but errr ummm.....AMNESIA DUST!

Mr. Reaper, I'm confused. You are the Reaper of Death, Harvester of Souls... but I've often been told you can only reap what you sow. So... does that mean you sowed all these souls you're reaping? of course not, that rule only applies to everyone but me, cause II'm special :dance:

hey grim i am sorta stuck here i have 30 zombies onder my control but there are slow and leave bit of them slefs all over the plave should i switch to skeletons or keep the toughter flesh bags?2 words....Gentle Repose ;)

[Locke Cole]

hey grim i am sorta stuck here i have 30 zombies onder my control but there are slow and leave bit of them slefs all over the plave should i switch to skeletons or keep the toughter flesh bags?
Could you type your messages a bit slower? There are a pile of careless mistakes in your post. Theres no rush when posting, and it makes you look silly. Comon people, quality content!

[Giea]

Hey Grim! When will Avril Lavigne be shot in the head and then Brutally Hit with Large Sticks?

[Grim]

Could you type your messages a bit slower?yes, yes I could :p

When will Avril Lavigne be shot in the head and then Brutally Hit with Large Sticks?sigh, I'll do it this afternoon...:furious:

[Zedie9]

:D 'Fess up, Mr. Reaper... wasn't that you playing the landlord on Three's Company? (The Grim Roper ;))

[Grim]

wasn't that you playing the landlord on Three's Company?Well....I am pretty cheap...err..NO

[Lord Draud]

help i am fighting a vampire cleric he is about to turn undead me i face a real problem i might be forced to serve him of at lease cover while he *gasps* heals me

[Grim]

<Draud Translator>Help, I am fighting a Vampiric Cleric and he is about to use turn undead. I face a real problem, I might be forced to serve him or at least cower while he *gasps* heals me.</Draud Translator>You have Turn Resistance....and if he still succeeds, you have a much longer lifespan than him. :shades:

[Lord Draud]

but we bolth live for ever and well i hate to serve a wretched puke, he is a lesser being! i still needs to feed! help his get through my defences

[Grim]

Vampires have more weaknesses thus, you will outlive him, besides if you are destroyed, you will return 1d10 days good as new :)

[Lord Draud]

ah yes i forgot about his weaknessess i will send a hail of toothpicks at him at mock 2!

[Zedie9]

:wonder: Mr. Reaper, I have often wondered... are you related to those Ghosts that gave Scrooge such a fright? After all, there does seem to be a family resemblance... ;)

[Grim]

Mr. Reaper, I have often wondered... are you related to those Ghosts that gave Scrooge such a fright? After all, there does seem to be a family resemblance...Well, technically yes, we are all undead....

[Yuffie]

Are undead kinda like Scottish people? You know just the whole wearing skirts thing...but do they wear anything under their skirts?! :amazed:

And while we're on the topic, maybe the statue of liberty was part scottish. :D

[Grim]

Are undead kinda like Scottish people? You know just the whole wearing skirts thing...but do they wear anything under their skirts?!I don't know any non-Dwarven undead that wear kilts...so I would have to say no....and I would assume it would just be bones under their kilts.

[silverDistortioN]

heh heh. bones.

[Lord Draud]

some times a walk around naked, but people keep calling me easy meat and attack me, then they say something like "OH MY GOD IT WAS A LICH NOT A SKELETON WHY DM WHY!!!" is tehre a way i can make them stop screaming so load it get annoying after the first 20 years

[Zedie9]

Query: :D Mr. Grimmie, I really enjoyed your turn in Conker's Bad Fur Day. I was wondering - will there ever be a sequel? :bouncy:

[Grim]

<Draud Translator>Sometimes I walk around naked, but people keep calling me easy meat and attack me. They say something like "OH MY GOD, IT WAS A LICH NOT A SKELETON. WHY DM? WHY?!" Is there a way I can make them stop screaming so loud, it gets annoying after the first 20 years.</Draud Translator>Ever think of permanizing a Silence spell on yourself? You could always communicate via telepathy or sign language, or even a swift fireball in the face.

Mr. Grimmie, I really enjoyed your turn in Conker's Bad Fur Day. I was wondering - will there ever be a sequel?Most likely not, I've been too busy making cameos in various movies and TV shows.

[Yuffie]

Will Lord Draud ever calm down enough to stop making so many typos? :p

[Grim]

Will Lord Draud ever calm down enough to stop making so many typos?I don't think it is a matter of calming down. I believe he just doesn't check. I used to be like that too :p

[Giea]

Yo Grim... do you have any kids?? If so.. what are there names?? And could I see a couple pictures? =)

[Grim]

Yo Grim... do you have any kids??No, no I don't.

[Zedie9]

Query: :D Were you one of the Brothers Grimm? And if so, what happened to your other m? :bouncy:

[Grim]

Were you one of the Brothers Grimm? And if so, what happened to your other m?Nope... By the way, since I havent done something in a while......AMNESIA DUST!

[Mithrandir]

Hey Grim I saw you on Fa,ily Guy when you broke an ankle and Peter was theone killing! That was funny.

Keep up the good work.

An anonymous fan

P.S: Was it you in "Skin on bones?" cause you sucked if that was you...

[Grim]

That little Stewie is adorable :biglaugh:

Was it you in "Skin on bones?" cause you sucked if that was you...nope, was prolly just some low-ranked skeletal pawn scum....

[Lucky 7]

How good are you at poker?

[Zedie9]

:wonder: With all the dancing you keep doing in your avatar, how do you keep your bones from flying away from you? :spin:

[silverDistortioN]

oh! i got a good one!
...want to play chess? =)

[Giea]

psshh Silver's addicted to chess

[Grim]

How good are you at poker?I wouldn't call myself great, but you cant out-stoneface someone without a face. :p
With all the dancing you keep doing in your avatar, how do you keep your bones from flying away from you?Sometimes he just does a light walk, as showing now(for a little bit).
want to play chess?hmmm, I think I do not.

Also, do not highlight after do. :search: Mwah he ha ha ha! :evilgrin: :evillaugh:

[Giea]

Also, do not highlight after do. Mwah he ha ha ha! I might of said something earlier if this made sense.. but it didnt =)

[Grim]

highlight after "hmmm, I think I do" and then you may or may not understand :p

[Kilu]

Yuo could have used this colour :)

[Grim]

I could have used a few different colours :p

[Lord Draud]

grim your help with the vampire worked but now i have two more problems....i am traped in a basment under the tavern and people keep runing away from me befor i can experiment on them

[Giea]

:wacky: I still don't get it

[Zedie9]

:D Reaper, are the rumors true that sacrificing virgins in your honor will delay your appearance? :wonder: If I deflowered them instead, would that still count? ;)

[Grim]

<Draud Translator>Grim, your help with the vampire worked but now I have two more problems. I am trapped in a basement under the tavern and people keep runing away from me before I can experiment on them, what should I do?</Draud Translator>ok....#1 if you are a lich, how in the blue hell are you "trapped" in a basement? heh
#2 Try some simple charm magic, or summon up a vampire and have it dominate it.
Reaper, are the rumors true that sacrificing virgins in your honor will delay your appearance? :wonder: If I deflowered them instead, would that still count?False, it won't delay my appearance. However, delaying my appearance can be done....for the right price ;)

[Zedie9]

:D I was curious if you have groupies... many famous types do, though not so many of the necrophiliac persuasion. ;)

[Giea]

I have groupies.. they're called my kitties!! So Grim were you ever married? =)

[Grim]

I was curious if you have groupies... many famous types do, though not so many of the necrophiliac persuasion.not that I'm aware of :wonder:
So Grim were you ever married?nope.
Anyone who actually sees this gets a free Ice Cream Cone supplied by Ice Cream Cone Suppliers Incorporated. Have a Nice Day.

[Lord Draud]

i am trap by an unknown means, but if you happen to find my zombies wandering into your thread can you send them to me please they must have gotten lost

[Grim]

unknown means eh? ok...kill yourself and reform...problem solved

[Giea]

you never give me full answers!! So for you language grade young mister you get D+ and you can make up the work after school..

[Yuffie]

Will I get good AS level results?! :'(

Studying art, drama, business studies and computing by the way. To give you a clue. ;)

No cheating and answering after I show them to you guys. :p

[Grim]

you never give me full answers!! So for you language grade young mister you get D+ and you can make up the work after school..fine, the answer to your last question is, No I have not been married before. happy?
Will I get good AS level results?!Well, seeing that I don't really know you, have never taken a course in your place of education, I would have to say... (Predictions may not be accurate, by reading this you waive your right to sue.) In art, Drama, and Computing you will get exceptional marks, however you may or may not get exceptional marks in that other one...business studies....

[Lord Draud]

will i ever have a D&D char reach epic lvl? i have been trying for years but they keep dieing or games dieing STOP KILLING THEM!!!!

[Giea]

The...joy! You finished your first sentence.. *scratches out D+* You get A C- yay!

[Grim]

will i ever have a D&D char reach epic lvl? i have been trying for years but they keep dieing or games dieing STOP KILLING THEM!!!!
I have the same question of course...and so far, logic says no, but logic isn't always right. (Survival of the most Idiotic, woohoo! :D )

[Giea]

Isn't dnd also the devils game? lol

[Grim]

Isn't dnd also the devils game? lol No, MWahahahshhahahahaha
:evillaugh: :evilgrin: :evillaugh: :evilgrin: :evillaugh: :evilgrin: :evillaugh: :evilgrin: :evillaugh: :evilgrin: :evillaugh: :evilgrin: :evillaugh: :evilgrin: :evillaugh: :evilgrin:

[Giea]

I coulda sworn it was... Grim how many times do you have to take people to the "bad place"?

[Lord Draud]

you mean that annoying place with all the harps and humming and its all white and it clashes with my black and evil robes?

[Grim]

Grim how many times do you have to take people to the "bad place"?Contrary to popular belief, I don't actually take people to the "good place" or "bad place". I lead them to a dark alleyway and technically speaking, I tear them a new corn shoot. Then they get a taxi ride to their destination.

[Zedie9]

:D Grim, the Moody Blues say not to fear you in one of their songs... which of you is joshing us? :wonder:

[Mithrandir]

Hey Grim, is it true that you had sex with Pamela Anderson?

I heard she just fell like dead ...

[Lord Draud]

hey grim tehre is this annoying guy named davis ya think you could clamp him for me?

[Grim]

Grim, the Moody Blues say not to fear you in one of their songs... which of you is joshing us?There is no need to fear me, I'm just a simple guide.
Hey Grim, is it true that you had sex with Pamela Anderson?No, it is not.

hey grim tehre is this annoying guy named davis ya think you could clamp him for me?
consider him clamped. :evilgrin:

[Lord Draud]

hey grim i was thinking of changing my sig what new quote should i use?

[Yuffie]

Grim, which is better:

1. Getting a good surprise you didn't know was going to happen?
2. Being told you're getting a good surprise but not being told what it is? :p

[Zedie9]

:D Grim, is it true that you wish you'd had sex with Pamela Anderson? ;)

[Grim]

Well, Grim is going to take a little break from the forums (maybe a week or so) so I'm leaving Draud in charge.

For a limited amount of time, this thread is now:

Ask the Lich

:goodluck:

[Lord Draud]

:D Grim, is it true that you wish you'd had sex with Pamela Anderson? ;)
i don't know about grim but being a lich i have no sex drive what so ever not to mention even i am afraid of what she might have, as for me being in charge i gladly acept this challenge and hope that you all true my answers

[Lord Draud]

what does no one want to ask me anything? geez i never knew how much you guys hated me till now

[Yuffie]

Draud: On a scale of 1 to 10 where 10's the best, how absolutely great is it to ask Grim questions?! :rofl:

[Lord Draud]

i give it a 8 asking questions is the best way to learn.......or you could eat there brains and use a handy spell i know

[Grim]

yes, ahem, hello, this is Gr....Greg.
I wanted to know if you have ever decapitated someone with a Q-Tip, and if so what was it like?

___________________
Greg, Not Grim.
:search: :search: :search: :search: :search: :search: :search: :search:

[Lord Draud]

i once killed a human with a Q-Tip vea decapitation its was very messy and i had to make sevral atempts at it but i did it! i have the poor persons head in my cloest with my other replacments parts

[Zedie9]

:wonder: What's under your kilt? C'mon, fess up - it's a g-string, isn't it? ;)

[Lord Draud]

:wonder: What's under your kilt? C'mon, fess up - it's a g-string, isn't it? ;)
if i ever truly feel the need to wear clothing at all, being undead i don't have much in the way on modesty, i wear magical robes and of magical item to make me even more powerfull, the only kilt i have is a kilt of rage, when i get drunk i get very mad and start fights, i don't where anything under it

[Zedie9]

:wonder: What have you really done with Grim? Is he hostage in your dungeon? Are you keeping him prisoner beneath your robes? Are you forcing him to watch MTV? :amazed:

[Giea]

My Question..!! GRIM HAVE YOU MISSED ME!?!?

[Lord Draud]

in truth grim is off killing inocent childre.......off doing charity work fo the poor, as for the question of missing you i can answer that no, see cause we are undead and live forever we do not form bonds with living people due to there short and pathitic life span

[Giea]

Meh Dorfs are just like yeh too! We don't make friends with ladies!

[Lord Draud]

Dwarfs have a life span of 500 years or so longer then humans but still rather short when compaird to my 20000 years of existenst

[Giea]

Can I crush dah bucket of bones someone?

[Lord Draud]

you could crush me but would reform in a few days and very angry i have more power then any mortal could handle so be shure you wish to do so

[Giea]

What would happen if I were to take off your hands.. how could you type then? *smashes his rist*

[Grim]

Draud would then summon a skeleton, remove its hands, and attach them to his wrists, thus allowing him to type again.

[Giea]

*casts a spell* haha! now those dirty skeletons don't work for you.. or Draud.. attack minions!!

[Lord Draud]

you fool your puny spells can't hurt me and as more my legions of minions will KEIL YOU! how ever it would be fun to do for a bout a hour so you may try if you wish after that i will simply in enstat my will over the undead and have then "bone" you MWA HE HA HA HA HA HA

[Giea]

just for you to know.. we dwarves work in groups.. really..really..big groups.. I'm not totally a full caster for I'm a hybrid.. but our dwarven casters can really go BOOM BOOM!

[Lord Draud]

i know all about dwarven magic ( at least in D&D witch to me is the only magic worth even mentioning) you earth elementals and diamond arrow heads will do a small bit to me but inthe end i am immoral and your not besides i have a dwaven lich as a pen pall and if al else fails i can get him to help

[Giea]

Hopefully you've seen that movie.. The Lord of The Rings (or read it) Weh Dwarves can call the Man,Elves,Wizards,Ents and Hobbits.. plus theres the Norse...Trolls..Valkyns..Kobolds..Celts..Firbolgs. .Avalonians..Highlanders..Half-Ogres.. you name it.. and we're friends with the Roleplaying Creatures :-).. and Valkriyes are pretty nice..

[Lord Draud]

anyway does anyone have any other questions or are you just content to hear a dwarf and a lich bicker?

[Giea]

anyway does anyone have any other questions or are you just content to hear a dwarf and a lich bicker?
Oh! Ooh! I do! How do you taste?? =)

[Lord Draud]

like rotted meat and maggots with out the redeaming tast of ether, um less you mean how do i tast food well seeing as how i have no toung and a speak via magic not to mention the total lack of other food related orgens i don't, i have not in 20k years i sdo take baths in vodka once in awhile to keep perserved

[Kilu]

I have a question...
When will Grim return? :p :D :) :D

[Giea]

He/It Posted A while back.. and congrats on Trainer Kilu ;-)

[Kilu]

Well, I meant that "when will he return to answer our questions instead of Draud" :)

[pikatsu]

Just give Rodney back to us... :(

[Lord Draud]

is tehre something wrong with the way i answer your questions? anyway as for when he will be geting back it is unknown at this time of the eta of his reamergence

[Kilu]

There is nothing wrong, it was just a question :p

[pikatsu]

In case you didn't know, comedian Rodney Dangerfield died on the 5'th...
Grim Reaper is usually the culprit in such event.

I tell you, I get no respect around here. :thumbup:

[Kilu]

I knew that Rodney Dangerfield died, eventhough I haven't heard of him until now.

[pikatsu]

Yeah, more of an american figure, not that known in ROTW.

[Grim]

Grim has been in a weird mood lately...
Regular posting, hmmmm.
I dont know when I will be doing that again.
My time is somewhat limited for some reason...

Readers don't worry, Grim will be back soon.
Understand? no? yes? maybe?
Like any other person, Grim
Enjoys posting, but has lacked time lately.
So in conclusion, Im lurking around.


(P.S. - Read the first letter of every line, and see why it was so ....whats the word.....well anyways....uhh....where was I..............AMNESIA DUST!!!!!)

[Lord Draud]

as yes he is lurking around and may drop bye as for killing people that IS deaths job we just cheated him out of our souls but he don't mind cause we cause more death then anyother mortal

[silverDistortioN]

punctuate before i KILL YOU.

[Lord Draud]

i'll punctuate your eye!!! periods are for girls! MWA HE HA HA HA this means you silver!


"yeah guy" - cal

[Grim]

yeah...pickles are green you morons!!!!!!!1

so i will stop typing now

[Lord Draud]

um thank you grim yes as you can see he is around so ask away either he will or i will or hell we might bolth

[Kilu]

When will the RPGN forums flourish again? After the infamous downtime there isn't much activity in here, when will the activity return?

[Zedie9]

:evilgrin: So who is answering the questions around here? There can be only one official question answerer, right? :angel:

[Lord Draud]

i'll answer that the answer is GRIM

[Zedie9]

:) Bah! No fair giving witty rejoinders! :nana:

[Grim]

I answer the questions around here....*slaps Draud*
Now get back to work and start answering more of the questions :P

Like this one.....

How many Goblins does it take to get to the Tootsie-roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

[Lord Draud]

wel i think it takes 4 cause less then that and they would run like scared girly men and anymore and they woud fight over it...back to you grim

[Cyrano de Hero]

I think it all depends on what, exactly, they're doing to get to the center of that tootsie pop... :hungry:

[Lord Draud]

so does anyone have more questions for Grim?

[Ksaa]

I hava cwes....cwestun... errr.. that word.... what is the answer to the ultimate question? (Free your mind.)

~Ksaa

[Grim]

pssh....The Answer to the Ultimate Question is PICKLES.

[Lord Draud]

i say its 42 now, whats the ultimate question? (note to Mr.adams sorry i could not help it)

[Giea]

*pushes everybody away* My question! How do you digest Grim? =)

[Zedie9]

How do you digest Grim? =)
:D I don't... and he causes indigestion every time. ;) :rofl:

[Lord Draud]

......lichs don't eat thus they have no need to eat how ever if we do eat ( some spells do require we injest smething) we can always cut open the gut and clean on out the old fashion way...with a wire brush and water

[Lord Draud]

hmm 8 days since last post i think you people are trying to say something

[Giea]

I've got a question! Grim what are you going to be for Halloween? Like comon' this holiday is like all you.

[Grim]

Grim hates halloween, its harder to get a possitive ID on people in costumes...and I don't much care for the businesses that sell costumes of me....I SEE NO MONEY FROM THEM.....what a rip off.....*grumbles something about killing off alot of people on Halloween* ....err anyways where was I....oh yes Halloween....lets just say Trick-or-Treater's will be surprised with what my "trick" is.... mwahahahahahahahaha

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[Giea]

lets just say Trick-or-Treater's will be surprised with what my "trick" is.... mwahahahahahahahaha


Snickers?!?! =)

[silverDistortioN]

...and I don't much care for the businesses that sell costumes of me....I SEE NO MONEY FROM THEM.....what a rip off.....you're public domain, man! =o
...i think technically that means i own you. >.>

[Lord Draud]

MWA HE hA HA HA hA hey grim whats the meaning of life?

[Astrolounge]

I think the whole concept of the term "Trick-Or-Treat" is somewhat of an omen,
"Give us candy or we'll do something unplesant to your house."

[Lord Draud]

i have a crypt and if anyone does anything to it, its most likly adventurers trying to kill me and then i have every right to kil them

[Yuffie]

Why do some Americans dress up as things like ballerinas and cheerful things on halloween instead of scary things? O.o

[Lord Draud]

be cause they just don't get it, they think that if they dress up pretty its the same ITS NOT ThE POINT IS To BE EvIL!!!!

[Giea]

Because, would you like your 7 year old to dress up like the devil? Point taken >.<

[Yuffie]

I did when I was little, I also happen to live near the local vicar. :evilgrin:

[silverDistortioN]

quite obviously, to some people, pretty is scary.
...besides, ballerinas have evil, spooky powers.

i remember when i was three or so, i went to some guy's house, and he told me to reach my hand into a vat of blood to grab a few quarters or something like that... the vat of blood was of course a bucket of jello, but it totally freaked me out at the time. >.>

[Astrolounge]

quite obviously, to some people, pretty is scary.
...besides, ballerinas have evil, spooky powers.I know, like being able to stand on the very point of their toes.
That's just not natural...

Besides, I know I can't stand pink tutus.

*Shudder*

[Yuffie]

Sticking your hand in a tub of jello doesn't sound very nice. :wonder:The only halloween game people did when I was little was apple bobbing and I still don't know why we did that. O.o

[silverDistortioN]

I know, like being able to stand on the very point of their toes.
That's just not natural...Yuffie can do that...
DUN DUN DUN! =o

[Yuffie]

Silver, we already knew I'm not normal. No need to make a big deal of it now. :p


If I try really hard not to break my toes I'll bet I can do it on one leg! :D

[silverDistortioN]

BUT! ...now we know you're not natural either. =)

[Astrolounge]

AHHH!
Mutant Lucozade drinking ballirinas from the hollow earth!
No one is safe!
Even Duct Tape, WD-40, or Fabreeze can save you now!

[Lord Draud]

yuffie is un natural in a still living sorta way, as for halloween games i got pin the arm on the zombie, bobing for blood clots in a vat of blood and many more
and as for the question of wether duct tape wd and fabreeze wil save you no but polyester and cock roachs might

[Astrolounge]

Of course! IT'S BULLETPROOF!
Well not literally, unless you had like a serious WAD of cockroaches...

[silverDistortioN]

i liked the post before you edited it... "Of course! BRILLIANT!"
it reminded me of guinness. =)

[Astrolounge]

Thank you.
Wow, you managed to go a whole post about what I typed without correcting something, and having us veer far off topic.
That has to be a record or something...

[silverDistortioN]

there wasn't really much of a topic to stay on in the first place... but if you want, i'll try to come up with something.

um... how many cheese doodles can you fit into your mouth at once?

[Astrolounge]

Fit in my mouth and say "cheese doodle?"
Or just fit in my mouth in general?

[silverDistortioN]

oh, sorry... i was asking the reaper.

i meant how many cheesedoodles can you fit into your mouth in one single session of cheesedoodle-into-your-mouth-fitting.

[Giea]

*sticks his hand in his mouth* Does this count?


200th Post!

[Astrolounge]

Having a dislocateing jaw is fun!

:flagca:

[Kilu]

What does dislocated jaw have to do with :flagfi:

Or any other flad for that matter :)

[Astrolounge]

It's Rememberance Day in my country. it's on all the posts I did today...

:flagca:

[Giea]

I think you might be off some days. Because today is Veterans Day. LoL

[silverDistortioN]

(before you make fun of him, keep in mind he's 12.)

[Astrolounge]

Oh damn, I had a good burn there, but fine.
I will only say to look below.

-> :flagca:<-

[Giea]

Well I just thought the holiday was same everywhere. Keep in mind Silver, your neuder appointment is tommorow.

[Astrolounge]

That's fine. It's not like going to get offended by a mistake or anything.

:flagca:

[Giea]

Thanks, I know Silver is the one that gets offended by little mistakes.

[silverDistortioN]

you know... i could have *not* told him you're 12 and let you take the burn.

[Giea]

You're right Silver, thanks now the pain of words will not have to soak into me.

[silverDistortioN]

wow, Giea. i am impressed. =)
*pats him on the head*

[Astrolounge]

I blame Kilu, he started this whole thing by questioning my flag.
Just Kidding.

:flagca:

[Kilu]

I'm always questioning everything ;) :flagfi:

As I'm not canadian, I don't pay too much attention to your local holidays (if it's a holiday, that is)

OMG, I'm an ignorant fool! :)

[Astrolounge]

Well I get that day off work.

Which makes it a bang-up holiday in my book! :cheers:

(And I know your not Canadian, you've mentioned that your from Finland.)

[Lord Draud]

as for how many cheese thingys i can put in my mouth at a time tht depends if i am alowed to cast shirnk on them befor i do it....

[Grim]

... insanity...is my nature!!!!! :w00t:
People sure do talk alot.... eventhough this is technically typing and not talking. :p

Now to make sure this place is insane enough with my little "off and on postings" I better post this:

http://home.cogeco.ca/~kiata/moosepickle.jpg

Let the Insanity begin! :evilgrin:

[Giea]

Haha! Its a pickle with a mooser on it! Mooser!

[silverDistortioN]

you non-question answering bastard! =o
i feel so neglected. =(

[Giea]

*Looks around* Do you mean me? Well, I can fit 14.5 Cheesy Doodles in my mouth. =)

[Kilu]

http://home.no/parker/goosedeath.gif

[Grim]

do to popular demand, I will answer a question :thumbup:

i meant how many cheesedoodles can you fit into your mouth in one single session of cheesedoodle-into-your-mouth-fitting.
the answer is of course, infinite...... at least for people like Draud and I.... a cheesedoodle-into-your-mouth-fitting can last for years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and I guess you get the point now....

[Lord Draud]

hey grim how many orc does it take to kill a cat?

[Grim]

just 1!

:meow: + ORC = :meow: :smash:

[Giea]

Grim, what ever happened to Kiata? :-/

[Grim]

I killed him, merged his thoughts with mine, and stole his fleshy body(kept fresh with a simple Gentle Repose spell of course) so I could blend in with "norms" when or if I wanted to.
I would just cast a simple polymorph spell, but being undead and all it wouldn't work, so instead I just possess Kiata's body whenever I want to blend in. :shades:

[Nall]

But why would you want to use a white mage's body? =)

[Grim]

Being a white mage or not really doesn't matter in this case. As long as there is flesh and they are slightly humanoid in shape, it'll do...Cosmetics can be fixed with a few simple illusion spells..

[Giea]

Are you saying.. you wear make-up?? o_O

[Grim]

no....I'm saying I would just change the clothing and appearance of the preserved corpse to suit my needs...that way if I use an orc's body I don't have to look like an orc, I could look like a Human Noble and such...

[Giea]

Oh, okay maybe you should put on make-up some time. It might cover up some of those bones =(.

[Lord Draud]

mah foolish mortals and your quick witted coments about our eternal bodys, do you have any idea what it mean to be only a walking skeleton? it means that he has existed for so long even the most powerfull spells of preservation have failed and that he is no longer constrained by the flesh of his old existence

[Grim]

which is why I have to possess preserved corpses if I ever feel the need to blend in, sheesh

[Astrolounge]

Oh yes, Being undead is just SUCH A CHORE.
Scince when does a lich care what it looks like? Short if they must blend in to further some (likely) evil plot...

[Grim]

not all Liches are heartless monsters.....oh wait, yes they are.... :p
but some Liches are Good or even Neutral, the evil ones were either:
A) Already Evil
or
B) Lacked Will

I am a Neutral Lich, I have to work on both sides of Good and Evil, and Law and Chaos....its alot of extra work, but I do have the time :)

[Astrolounge]

Well, Bealnorn I suppose, but I belive even elven LICHES suck.
Did I mention, with the exception of a very few individuals, I hate elves?

Also those who follow the road to lichdom, are USUALLY evil to begin with.

Oh, And my ass your neutral. It's a front I tell you! how can you all be so blind!

[Lord Draud]

bah i am the evil one, i worship Velsharoon in real life! he is very neutral in the whole not caring one way or the other

[Astrolounge]

That's what you think.

PS: since he is being difficult, here is MY question. What happened when Draud tried to play Psionics?

[Giea]

You guys are really bad actors :shame: .

[Astrolounge]

What? What are we acting out? The death of a salesman?
Because I don't know that one.

[Nall]

Were you responsible for the death of those poor ppl on Final Destination 1 & 2? You must've been really pissed when they cheated and outsmarted you. *points and laughs*

[Astrolounge]

Never heard of it. Please to explain.

[Giea]

I meant the "liches" are bad actors. >_> <_<

[Astrolounge]

A lich is an undead spellcaster. What makes them bad actors? Is it the Evil?

[silverDistortioN]

no, it's the fact that they are Draud and Grim.

[Astrolounge]

That makes sense.

[Giea]

Living People + Imatotors of Liches= Bad Actors. Get it now? =D

[Grim]

Were you responsible for the death of those poor ppl on Final Destination 1 & 2? You must've been really pissed when they cheated and outsmarted you. *points and laughs*
Nope, that was just a movie made by "norms" Life&Death Incorporated had nothing to do with its making.

Also those who follow the road to lichdom, are USUALLY evil to begin with.I see you have never heard of the redeemed Lich.

Living People + Imatotors of Liches= Bad Actors. Get it now?Is a lich not living? Do they not possess a soul and mind? Since when did organs, blood, and flesh make one alive?
Being a lich is just a means of extending how long you could live, thus giving you a greater amount of time to finish of quests and such, or plot evil schemes if evil. You are still capable of dying, or Insanity could destroy your mind and make you a potato. Anyways.....

What happened when Draud tried to play Psionics?I have no idea.....I don't remember playing in a game with Psionic characters....he will have to explain this one himself...

[Astrolounge]

Well he told me to ask you about it. And the word USEUALLY in my old post was there for a reason.

On topic: Do you know where I left my closet key?
Because I need the broom.

[silverDistortioN]

Is a lich not living? Do they not possess a soul and mind? Since when did organs, blood, and flesh make one alive?my computer has a soul and it's not alive.

(i hope that spurs a discussion... >.>)