Ask the Reaper!

[Grim]

indeed, I'm more people friendly than radio shack.... *Reaps 10 Radio Shack employees* there that should be helpful....

[jetblue]

I call upon the wisdom!
*kneels before the statues of Grim and Lord Draud. Lights incense and places a tray of emeralds on the feet of one statue and a tray of diffrent types of oreo's on the other*


Is it possible to have a or devolop a VD even years with no symptoms and last sexual contact? By years I mean 1.7 years.

[Marona]

*looks at grim*...uhh...

http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/tophat.gif greetings ol chap.thou has seen thy power of teh girl with green ponytail?thoust will soon be afraid of thee...

screw this i suck at that language:x

[Lord Draud]

jetblue yes it is some take years for symptoms to start s if you think you have one its your duty to get checked out and if you do, sleep with more people and become a typhoid maryspeading death in your wake

[silverDistortioN]

Of course if any time I have ever been there is any example, the answer to every question seems to inveritably be "Go f*** yourself."

Or the ever popular, "I don't work here, even though I'm wearing the uniform that no one except someone being forced to would ever wear at ant point in their life, and I have a name tag that says, 'Hello my name is JEFF a proud Radio-Shack employee' and am talking to the manager about getting a raise."that's because they're all so jealous of you and your oh-so-charming personality. ^.~
(POW! cheap shot! =D)

Is it possible to have a or devolop a VD even years with no symptoms and last sexual contact? By years I mean 1.7 years.yes, but it's probably just a bladder infection. i highly suggest crossing your fingers.

[Lord Draud]

its the one test that thinking positive is not a thing they sugest you do

[jetblue]

Oh thank the lords of cobal!
I think it was a bladder infection. Soreness is going away.
I was this close to asking one of my brothers yesterday for help,but good thing I held back.

[Astrolounge]

Yeah, or the news would be all over your town like it is here.
I'm jokeing, I'm not as asshole.

Well... Not that much of an asshole.

[Lord Draud]

oopse, i guess i should not have put you name of that list then.....( yes i am that evil MWA HE HA HA HA HA)

[Grim]

... hey Astrolounge, how would you like to be in charge of here for a while? heh....

[Lord Draud]

but i will still answer questions too, no one can stop me i am a all powerfull lich with untold power...damn I just told you!

[Grim]

Draud, you can answer questions if nobody replies within 24 hours.

[Astrolounge]

I don't know... the last person I gave advice too was JFK and I told him not to pave a parking lot over the grassy knoll...
So... NO.

[Lord Draud]

bah JFK had it coming, and no i didn't shoot him i sent some crooni...i mean i had nothing to do with it

[Grim]

... right, well this is a shameless attempt at trying to get people to start asking stuff again... and if it doesnt get answered by Draud first, I will answer......

[Lord Draud]

Come on people have you no more things to ask? no more need of the eternal wisdom of grim and evil?

[silverDistortioN]

the answer is no!
...no as in yes.

[Lord Draud]

so what do you need answerd mortal why do you supltacate your self befor us?

[jetblue]

When will I be at peace?
I almost got shot today outside my brothers house. For something I didnt even do. By some moron I did'nt even know. Why do I have so many enemies? Why must I fight all the time? Why are all my friends against me? Why did my mom have to see it? Should I leave all this behind and roam the world waiting for my body to die?
Is there no way to fight back?
Is this how life is supposed to be?



update:
I took stock and There are about 9 people that wish me dead.
I tried to carve me a life in this part of the world. Almost had a wife. But now these humans have taken everything I had,and I made them pay dearly for it,and now they want my life. There gonna have to work for that to. I am leaving as soon as I build up resources and learn 3 more languages. I will travel and see the world before I die and hopefully Ill die by an animal in the amazon than by the hands of these human scum.
The funny thing about those 9 was that we use to be such good friends.
I know there's some ancient saying about that but I cant remember.
update
family is divided. There famous quote"you are as the company you keep"
My bros and sisters know so little about me. Usally there's a party at valentines day. There was none. Didnt think it would affect them this way. Screw em

[Lord Draud]

First, you will only be truly at peace when your dead, lifeand unlife are full of minor and major conficts. you might have so many enemies because there like a cancer first there is one then three then 5...ect. you mom didn't HAVE to see it but fate desided that she would maybe you should think about packing up and movieing to a new town

[Astrolounge]

I feel I must ask where the hell you live jetblue.

[eViL bAz]

What will happend with the world in a future GRIM?

[jetblue]

Stay far from this place Astrolounge. Chicago is a architecs dream but the humans that live in the old ruins are savage and cannibals.

[Astrolounge]

Ahh, That explains everything. My father was born in Chicago and his parents moved to vancouver within a week. So I can't say i have ever had the urge to go there.

[Lord Draud]

i passed threw tehre once, i only got shot at once, seems like a nice place to recruite cannon fodder

[jetblue]

If any of you end up here I will protect you from territorial feudal savages. And like most human city's there is wonder and beauty here,I will show you that to.


Now for my question:
Just saw footloose. Is that really kevin bacon dancing?

[Lord Draud]

yes yes that is, i am more sicked because its baised off a true story tehre are places like THAT in the us it makes me want to do a drive by on the whole town and burn there church

[Lord Draud]

heh i forgot about this thread, and so did the rest of you! sham on you! now more questions please!

[eViL bAz]

WHERE ARE YOU GRIM?? thats my question

[Lord Draud]

i guess he forgot about this thread as no one wanted to ask him anything

[jetblue]

Mabey he need's offerings.

[Galthol]

I know what we can sacrfice. The ppl who only post a couple of times and then leave, do you think he would like them?? *looks at own number of posts* Hey I plan on staying, besides I was active on the old board before the school banned it.

[Lord Draud]

heh yeah thats a good idea, but what happen when we run out of them?

[eViL bAz]

DRAUD!!!!PLZ!!!! you know that ppl never ends hehehehehe always will be ppl that enter in here and dont stay hehehehe so we have good resources

[Blade Tanaka]

Am I people? or just another tool used for the gaining of humans...? And where the HELL is Grim? ^o^

[Galthol]

He's probley busy, with the reaping of the dead souls and all.

[Blade Tanaka]

Hmm... I guess you're right... Well what about my ohter questions Gathol? ^o^

[Galthol]

Hmm......... you are...............people!

[Lord Draud]

anyone that has over 30 posts is in the clear i think

[Blade Tanaka]

... so THAT'S how it works... heh heh stupid NOT people with less then 30 posts... losers have NO identity therfore they are not an existing being at all... I laugh at your nothingness!!! ^o^

[eViL bAz]

HEHEHEHEHEHE I see how you evolve in the thread of EVIL PPL new Evil BEIGNS hehehehe this is Our Experiment (Draud And MINE) this is what we call "EVILUTION" we have the theory that when evil ppl have more time near evil Beings evilutes in you our evil Friends hehehehehehe :evilgrin:

[Blade Tanaka]

Hmm I like it... plus it makes sense... heh heh ^o^

[Lance Alvein]

I guess that I have become EVILATED then... :evilgrin: :evilgrin: EVIL :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Blade Tanaka]

You could say taht but are you really evil? ^o^

[Lord Draud]

is this part of EVILUTioN!

[Blade Tanaka]

Heh Heh I heard about that thoery some where... ^o^

[Lord Draud]

people keep telling me evil consumes it self i don't think that is true i mean if it didi then the evil that consumed evil would be twice as evil and twice as big!

[Blade Tanaka]

Then taht would be fine with me because then I'd just keep getting bigger and stronger... Or do they mean we'd eat each other...?
^o^

[Lord Draud]

i donno, i think they mean that no matter how big and evil we get we will always fail cause something or someone in the evil will do something selfish and poof we are back to ground zero, i don't think that will happen if we have strong leadership and a clear goal

[Blade Tanaka]

Yeah really, I mean not always should the good guys win. I mean what about the good guys who have evil motives? they still when. That means we have an equal chance too.

^o^

[Lord Draud]

hmmm is a means not important so long as the goal in noble?

[Blade Tanaka]

Maybe... But sometimes evan no-noble causes should go trough because the outcome may be best. If someone does somthing selfishly but it has a large and great affect too it should come about even if the motive is bad... ^o^

[Galthol]

I think the reason that well the evil is not comsuming itself here is because we are working together for the greater good .....(scratch that) greater evil. And there is no back stabbing going on. *checks back for daggers* Nope no back stabbing.

[Lord Draud]

heh daggers in teh back are the ways of cowards, and you can usaly tell them a mile off, be more aware of poisons on say your door handle ( its harder to trace to a person)

[Blade Tanaka]

Yeah and harder to use because what if youmix up the food with poisin and give it to yourself? ^o^

[Galthol]

See if you want to get rid of someone you should use speicaly trained animals. That the way to go. It might not be subltle but thats half the fun.

[Lord Draud]

like laze tigers from dune? i think training a ferrit to bite some one and then replace one of its teeth with a poison needle would work well

[Grim]

You fools! You should put a Doomsday Device in a Furby, and then make it boogie :dance:

[Lord Draud]

thats so evil it might work!

[Galthol]

thats so evil it might work!
Not might Draud it will work. heh heh heh

[Lord Draud]

maybe we can get grim to make some cool stuff for it too! he did my sig and he has does tons of flashy stuff

[Galthol]

Ah so maybe he could help in the whole takeing over Times Square Idea.... hmmm do you think you or anyone you know could hack into times square?

(note: this question goes out to everyone)

[Lord Draud]

heh i don't even know how to hack into my brother computer....

[jetblue]

I call upon the wisdom!!!!
*leaves a offering of gold and fresh baked cinamon rolls at the feet of the statues of Lord Draud and Grim*

I was in the country going to my aunts house in morris illinois and saw a field with tens of thousands of sea gulls. When I was a kid to see a gull so far inland was rare and now there everywhere. I recently saw a pbs show about the depletion of fish from the worlds oceans. Are the gulls so far inland because of the fish shortage? Or were the gulls always going inland?

[Lord Draud]

sea gulls will go were the water is, they will follow ships in to the inland and then migreat even more, so long as tehre is food

[Astrolounge]

If Seagulls are called Sh**hawks,
And some Eagles are called Sh**hawks,
Than are some Seagulls Eagles when they're called Sh**hawks?

[Lord Draud]

i have never called a egal a shit hawk , and no a rose by any other name is still a egal and not a sea gull

[Giea]

I've got a questioN! What does a sandwich from the Third nebula taste like? =)

[Lord Draud]

i donno every time i make one the tast of blackhole covers it up.....but you can't have nebula alone on bread that would just be weird so in short pickles

[Giea]

i donno every time i make one the tast of blackhole covers it up.....but you can't have nebula alone on bread that would just be weird so in short pickles
Not to be mean, but when I answered a question for somebody I got in trouble, I wonder why you aren't >_<. When is Grim returning?

[jetblue]

I call upon the wisdom!! *kneels before the statues of Grim and Lord Draud and places a booklet of free passes to 7 flags at the feet of one statue and a new ipod on the other*


I had a bunch of questions that I couldnt find answers for but forgot most of them. Mabey I should carry around a "Ask the Reaper" notepad with matching pencil with a Grim eraser top like the many char notepads the japanese have.
But I did remember one. WIch gets more miles to the gallon,a diesel engine or a gasoline engine?

[Grim]

Very good question....None of the above pickles are better.
Hope that helps you.

[Locke]

So Grim, which is better for you, death by drowning or death by decapitation?

[Lord Draud]

heh if i may add my two cents in, death by decapitation is much better, if done properly you will still be able to see hear smell and all the toher good stuff for 30 seconds after you head comes off, in short you will be undead for a time closest yo'll ever come to unbeliever!

[Grim]

I would have to agree with Draud. Drowning takes too long in my opinion... however....death by sliding down a giant cheese grater into a pool of iodine which is then sealed so you cant get out and eventually drown is pretty cool.

[ELSTAVEO]

Will I ever find the Grandia III OST? :'(

[Grim]

*looks deep inside his mind for answers*
yes, yes you will. oh wait..
*looks again*
Yes! Maybe you wont, maybe you will.

mmmmmmmm, Neutrality :drunk:

[Locke]

Drowning would be a horrid horrid death.

Alright Grim, why do old people still drive?

[Yuffie]

Grandia III exists? How long was I asleep...? O.o

Locke: I saw on tv about this old lady who was blind and still driving and no one noticed, they all thought she was just a rickety old driver.

[Locke]

There was a great quote from a steven king book I remember, it went something along the lines of "You know why you seeing people don't let us blind people drive, you're scared we'll show you up. We're actually very good cautious drivers" Something along those lines. That's kinda funny that the old woman was still driving though.

[Yuffie]

Just while we're on the topic...well not really but I found this funny.

There was this husband and wife gardening and the husband stopped for a rest and leant on a pylon or something (I remember it being something electrically connected). His wife thought he was being electrocuted and couldn't let go so she whacked him over the head with a spade.

The end.

[Locke]

Did she kill him?

[Yuffie]

I don't remember hearing if she did or not I'm afraid. :p
Although it does remind me of the wife being shot from cannon story.

[Grim]

some old people still drive because they can without endangering others.
However, old people who are obviously not really capable of driving still drive to make my job alot more interesting ;)

[Lord Draud]

i remember reading about the old blind woman driving, she one managed to keep her rivers lisence becase she only drives 8 blocks to her local super market shops then goes back home she memorized the rout down to the second and lisens realy hard to her suronding to tell whats going on ( stoping or going)

[jetblue]

Wow thats cool. What happened to her? Died in accident or was caught somehow?

[kai]

hmmm a question a question :confused:

Can something be something that it is cleary not, if it goes out of it's way not to be the something that it already is?

[Locke]

What is the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

Don't forget grim , the answer to it is 42 ;)

[Grim]

kai> Contrary to popular belief, something is NOT invisible. Something is opaque. Thus something can be something that is clear not, without going out of its way.

Locke> The Answers is: 42, and the question is....*opens envelope*
How many pickles are left in my fridge?

[Lord Draud]

ok Grim hows about this, if i where to ask you to goto LARP once would you go?

[Grim]

*shakes the neutral magic 8-ball*
All sources point to probably maybe not.

[Leon]

I got one.

What should I ask you, Grim?

[Grim]

Leon> hmmm, I think you should ask "What should I ask you, Grim?"
That way I respond with this message again, and we begin a never ending loop.
OR............
You could ask How many Merfs it takes to Maff a Miff in the middle of Merfing season.
(by the way the answer is 5,972,091.5)

[Locke]

Ok Grim. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Tonedeaf]

they would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood sry grim i had to

[jetblue]

I think i saw one of those in a small creek by the powerlines. Freaked me out. It walked up to me then stood on its hinds as if trying to say something. I threw my bag of doritos near it and ran off. The varmint was big standing on its hinds.

[Locke]

You know, if I saw a gopher coming out of the ground at me, I'd probly run in the other direction. Mind you, that's just because there isn't supposed to be any around here. I did see them a couple years back in alberta, I think :confused:

[kai]

Gophers are great, anyone remember caddyshack?

[Grim]

kai> the answer is no.

Now anyhoo... due to me getting my "family" old Comp handed down to me, I can resume answering questions on a regular bases now. Even if I am doing so on a 12" monitor with bad resolution thats going to force me to use evil, evil emoticons. :evilgrin: :evillaugh:

[Locke]

Hey now, I remember Caddyshack.... at least, I think I do. :confused:

Hey grim, what's the average air speed velocity of an unladen african swallow?

[Grim]

ok Good News and Bad News.

Bad News: My assistant seems to be MIA and didn't leave my witty jokes paper....so *cough* the answer to your question:
-The average air speed velocity of an unladen african swallow is equal to the sum of all the swallow's velocity tested, divded by the number of swallows tested.

And now the Good News (Highlight below here for the good news):
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

[Locke]

:lol: Well done grim. Now my next question is ....


Does Geico actually have a greco as it's sales representative, or is it just a hired animal for the tv commercials?

[Grim]

Yes, he was once their sales representitve, until that unfortunate incident with the cats in that one commercial, ever since that he has been milking the disabilty and has a lawsuit vs Geico pending, for animal abuse and sexual harrasment.

Suffice to say, he's going to be one rich computer-animated lizard.

Man this thread is so easy, even a cave man can do it!
*hears someone in the back say "Not Cool!" and watches them storm off*
hmmm....looks like I have to start doing background checks on my employees...<cough>slaves</cough>

Anyways, hope that informed you.

Now like we say in the business. "Live Short, and Leave a Big Fat Corpse!" (we get paid by the pound)

[Locke]

Hey grim, how do I get into that business?

[Grim]

well, first you have to pass the test of neutrality, you must be unattached to everything. All reapers only have 1 ally, his trusty Scythe. Although some Scythes can be quite annoying, like my scythe, oh his name is Reaper by the way, he just whistles non-stop....and listening to a weapon whistle for century after century could drive you crazy! Anyways, got a little side tracked...Secondly, you must be able to kill someone when their time is up without remorse, which makes evil people a good choice, if they can give up their goals and stay unattached. Thirdly, you need sponsorship from a current reaper to enter the SRA (Soul Reaping Acadamy) After successfuly completing the millenium long course, you must pass a test with a percentage of 90% or higher to graduate into JR (Junior Reaper). After serving a few years, and harvest all the souls you have been told to by the Master Reaper, you may advance to a full-fledged reaper, once there you have 2 options,
1) Continue reaping solo. Or
2) Start a reaping company, and train JR's to work specifically for you. This allows you to spend alot more time doing what you want, because your JR's are doing all the work while you reap the benefits. (I know, bad pun)

Anyways, so thats what you need to know to get into the business and what to expect from it.

[Lord Draud]

sorry about that i have been chasing down lost souls and asking them to come along but soon soon my fellows i will start training a gain in the time honoured method of DEATH!

[Locke]

Considering how I have no morals whatsoever, sounds like a career choice for me. Now all I need is to find myself a full fledged reaper to sponser me till I become a JR.

[eViL bAz]

Ok Grim (BTW good to see ya), here its mine, What are the members that havent come in a while doing?

[Locke]

And a question from me. What happens when you put a monkey, Lance, and 5 penguins in a blender? And what does that become when you toss in some chocolate ice cream for no particular reason?

[Grim]

eViL bAz> Well, I can't really fully answer that one, I can only answer with what I was doing while I wasn't posting for a while...I haven't really been on the computer in some time, I got to hop on once in a while, but no significant time....until, we purchased a new computer, and I got handed down the old one...this allowed me to start posting once again by giving me unlimited access to a computer. Anyways, as for the others, I can only say one thing, Idle!

Locke> Lance-Chocolate Monkey Cream plotting world domination via the Penguin Empire.

[Locke]

Alright Grim, you win this round, that was the correct responce. How about when you toss Blade into a blender with an orangutang?

[Grim]

Locke> The birth of the orangutang knights defenders of the Penguin Empire

[Locke]

How about if you take a stick and a cornstalk, tie them to Lance's nostrils, and then throw Lance off the roof. What do you get then?

[Grim]

a Lancus-off-the-roofus-conrstickius, or as I would say splimped (splat/impaled)
After that happened we can say "Yo, Lance has been splimped out!"

[Locke]

Indeed. I think I'm going to tell Lance he got splimped today :D That should be fairly funny, methinks :p

[Lord Draud]

oh great grim of the reapage, what will come first a asteroid that smashs there earth or the sun going BOOM!

[Locke]

And when will this occur?

[Grim]

to answer Drauds question, none of the below, the universe will implode for no apparent reason on March 25th, 2034.

[Yuffie]

Heh, you remind me of a magic 8 ball. :D

[Grim]

Thats not too surprising...Although magic 8-balls tend to give pretty general answers....I could be right 100% of the time if I wanted to be...for example:
Question: "Will I ever master the powers of magic?"
Answer: "Probably Maybe."

[eViL bAz]

Hey Grim will the tournament be a success? :evilgrin:

[Grim]

*shakes the magic 8ball*
"Quite Possible"

I would have to agree with the 8ball on this one, I think I'm going to like it, depends what other people think, and I cannot read minds......yet.

[Locke]

Hey Grim, what does it feel like to have a scythe that's intelligent and likes to whistle, and since it never stops, you know it must be intentionally trying to drive you mad. How does that make you feel? :p

[Giea]

Grim, when will Locke spell scythe correctly? JK I'm just playing with Locke. =)

Oh Grim who is the bestest pokemon of them all!?

[Grim]

Locke> Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very ANNOYING!!!!! However, nobody turns down a gift from the Master Reaper.....

Giea> a dead one :evillaugh:

[Lord Draud]

oh great grim reaper of souls should i turn down work for LARP?

[Grim]

Draud> I wouldn't, although I don't really like LARP....but money is always good.

[Lord Draud]

hmmm it turns out that i needed to be interveiwed for the site anyway so the point was mute, how eer how about this there is a great black slim monster in the swers of hamilton saying it is satan my Nosfuratu is a non combat vampire and all the other vampires in the city are in teh sewers fighting it should i atempt at this time to kill one of my enemeis?

[Locke]

And should I go on a pumpkin stealing spree tonight? (erm.... I mean, should I buy a couple pumpkins tonight?)

[Grim]

Draud> I would destroy their havens while they are out....or trap them...especially for a non combat guy.

Locke> Yes, Yes you should.

[baron]

I got a tough one, what would happen in a battle between Galactus, Master order, Lord Chaos, Lady Death and Eternity Vs You and Draud

[Locke]

And what would happen if you tossed Elminster into the mix?

[Grim]

Draud and I, of course, don't really fight for ourselves....Draud would summon up his neverending hordes of undead, while I start lobbing my evocation spells over the battle.

As for with Elminster in it.....err...I think we would take a trip to Ravenloft, where us undead are much stronger....now of course, with one of the ravenloft lich abilities to draw all evil towards it, we could summon a vast army of undead, plus any we create, and you know, 1 out of 20 undead in an army of millions has to crit.

[Lord Draud]

hmm but elminster would never go with us besides he never realy fights unless the fate of the world is at stake and he can't get some one else to cover it, hes sorta lazy liket hat never does it him selfs when he can get thoers to do it for him.....also he is a preist as well as a mage so fighting him would be a challange but i would be up to it

[Locke]

Keep in mind Elminster fought off hell itself. As grand as your lich abilities may very well be, Elminster has Mystra on his side. And he did fight off hell until rescue came.

[Grim]

ah yes Locke, that is true, but in Ravenloft, Mystra doesnt exist.

[Locke]

But were you to open a portal and send one of the chosen of mystra through it, would that chosen not still maintain a connection to mystra on a base level. The silver fire can't die, and in that being there mystra would be transfered into existing also in the ravenloft setting, would she not?

[baron]

umm, the fact that Eternity and death are the two forces in this dimension and Order and Chaos are the ones that govern magic in all dimensions, Throwing in this "Elminster" is a non..... non, there is no comparison

[Grim]

Locke, you do have a point there... and Baron, when Elminster is involved, laws of the universe dont imply, oh and alot of magic deitys are neither on the side of order or chaos....besides when it all comes down to it, a Natural 20 wins.

[Lord Draud]

NO in raven loft the gods are left behind all god given gifts are dead till such time that you can escape from ravenloft a feat that only a very few have been able to do, Vecna did it noly be trying to distroy all of ravenloft and he was a god! elminster would fight bravely and he would hold us off till he crossed from our boarders then all we could do is wait for him to come back to fight anew ( its almost impossible for lichs to not have there own kingdoms in raven loft were to evil!) and for the most part magic is neutral there are some spells that are evil and some that are good, same with law and chaos but most have no such restrictions as any good D&D cleric can tell you that its the intent of the user not the spell its self that is evil or good

[Locke]

But would Elminster, who escaped from the 9 hells itself, not be able to escape from Ravenloft (I guess this qualifies as a question for ya grim :p)

[Lord Draud]

the answer is no be cause you can gate out of hell at any time if your preped the thing was elminster was drawn into hell with almost no spells left so he had to be brought back by his girl freind, in raven loft you can't gate out the spell fails every time unless the dark powers let you out of twist it to send you some where worse

[Locke]

It wasn't his girlfriend that got him out, it was Halaster Blackcloak that made it possible. The Simbul would've been slain if Halaster hadn't saved the day. And as to the Ravenloft rules.... I believe Elminster would find a way. He always does. Or he'd be dead, but that's not allowed to happen ;)

[eViL bAz]

Grim, this is my question what do you think of the colosseum? and what is that small thing that it roars and smells bad?

[Locke]

And another question, Grim of the reaping academy graduates. Why do small furry things (aka mice) scare some people?

[Grim]

Baz> Its good, eventhough I loss, looking forward to the next one, I will destroy all! :evillaugh:, now as for a small thing that roars and smells bad, I would have to say it is a Tasmanian Devil....

Locke> Thats a very easy question to answer. The answer is so obvious I would laugh, you know what I will.....Ha Ha AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOUSE!!!!!!!
*runs away*

[Mithrandir]

Grim, please tell me, how much time should I stay at my new job? 7 months maybe?

[Locke]

And Grim, in light of Mith's question.. How long should I stay at my job? and how long have I been here already :p

[Grim]

Mith> Hmmm, you should stay as long as you want to. Like I always say, "You should stay as long as you want to."

Locke> You have been there since you started to work there, and you should stay there until you are no longer there. Oh, and you have 24 hours to find the Jade Monkey....and to show that I'm serious, you have 12 hours.

Elminster vs Ravenloft = Trapped Elminster
Elminster vs Lord Draud, and I in Ravenloft = Dead Elminster
Reasoning for Elminster's death: at least 1,000 out of 20,000 skeletons will strike a critical hit each round (yes only so many can attack him physically, but there are also archers to think about)

[Locke]

I got it within an hour Grim. How's that for serious :p


http://www.thejademonkey.com/images/rightwing_monkey.jpg http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/tongue.gif

And for another question.....

Why do stupid people continue to propogate the earth. I thought that with Darwinian evolution and all we wouldn't have them anymore :bawl:

[Grim]

Excellent, you have done well Locke.

As for your questiolla, Its because some of the Reapers have been slacking, I've been trying to do my part, but I cant make up for 1,000,000 lazy reapers.....

[Locke]

O_O There's a million of you out there. Jesus, you must all be slacking off if that's the case then. There's not that many people that die a day (unless you guy's have reapers for all the animals and stuff, that make's alot more sense).


So here's my question

How many reapers is there for Human souls?

[Grim]

well, all reapers reap everything, they don't always harvest the same thing all the time, however, there is one group of reapers that focus on one type of thing.....Goldfish.

[Locke]

Wow, that's pretty spiffy.

So now my question

Do you specialise in any type of reaping, if so what and how is it in comparison to the other types of reaping?

[Grim]

I, being a former human, specialized in reaping humans, since I know where their squishy vital organs are...I do much better than the chipmunk who harvests the souls of humans, thats for sure.

[Locke]

Another question for ya, is there a mouse that harvest's souls?

[Grim]

yes, I know of at least 1, ironically he harvests the souls of cats....

[eViL bAz]

another question, Why is Locke asking so many questions?, and why i have less post than ever?

[Lord Draud]

question from the peanut gallery why is it that my starwars game is slowing down is it my fault and is tehre something i can do it make it better?

[Grim]

Baz> possibly because he has thought of alot of questions, and as for your 2nd Q, I assume you mean posts per day? Its kind of hard to lose posts, anyways, that would be because you haven't been posting as much I guess....

Draud> There is not too much you can do about it I think, the party is at a point, where 1 of 2 things happens:

1) The task for us is too easy, thus it is finished too fast.
Or
2) The task is too difficult and we all die.

It's very hard to find the median in there....its hard to make something challenging enough without being incredibally tough and killing off a few party members.

As for making it better, I don't really have much GM'ing experience, and wouldn't know what to do...

[Locke]

Why have I been posting so many question's Grim, I'd like to know :p

[eViL bAz]

I already ask Grim that:p hehehe and he answer me that its because you have a lot of questions :)

[Locke]

But my question to Grim is why do I have so many questions? :p

[Skikkles]

How many pigeons can a one legged donkey pirate filled with helium eat?

[Lance Alvein]

How long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a pickle?

[Grim]

Locke> possibly because you have thought of alot of questions http://rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif

Skikkles> hmmm, :wonder: That is a tough one...but I have an answer of course!

Lance> 6.37 seconds on average, I tested 100 monkeys with wooden legs. (Some didn't have them at first, but it was easier to replace their legs, then actually finding a monkey with a wooden leg.)

[Locke]

Why is Skikkles completely insane?


*Skikkles, this isn't a question for you, it's one for Grim ;)*

[Skikkles]

My Question: hem hem ehem..... Why didn't you fully answer my previous question?
I'm very curious as to my questions true answer (I believe its somewhere in the equation for life)

[Lord Draud]

how much money should i put on jack tompsons head?

[Locke]

And furthermore, what is the purpose of life in the universe?

[Grim]

Locke> Skikkles insane eh? Hmmm, possibly due to the fact that Skikkles rhymes with Pickles....coincidence?

Skikkles> I'll get to your answer after a short commercial break.....

Did your refridgerator, stove, washer, or dryer stop working?
Don't know what you should do?
The Answer is simple!
Make them fill out a Resume and kick them out to find work!
And Now back to the answers......
The donkey could eat 1337 pigeons...

Draud> One Hundred Kazillion Dollars! :evillaugh: Muhahahahahahaha! :evillaugh:

Locke> To give the Reapers something to do of course....can't harvest souls if nothing is alive...and do you know how boring limbo is? My spine always snaps if I bend too much.

[Skikkles]

Why does the donkey eat LEET pigeons?

[Grim]

Holy Bionic Bullplop Batman!
Its because he is the concrete donkey of DOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[kai]

If something does something, it does something.
If by doing something, something causes something to happen, something happens.
But if by doing something, something cause something else to happen . . . . . what happens?

[Skikkles]

How many somethings did Kai say before you were confuseled?

[Locke]

And for that matter, where are your colosseum moves Grim, where are your moves :shame: :p

[Skikkles]

Will I ever have utter control over anything in my life?

[Grim]

kai> something

Skikkles> I didn't get confused....

Locke> Gah, baz said he was going to PM me when it was time for my moves again...I sent them just a few minutes ago, but Im most likely too late, heh.

Skikkles> yes, yes you will. You will have control over "my".

[Skikkles]

How many deadly sins are there really and what are they?

[Locke]

kai> something

Skikkles> I didn't get confused....

Locke> Gah, baz said he was going to PM me when it was time for my moves again...I sent them just a few minutes ago, but Im most likely too late, heh.

Skikkles> yes, yes you will. You will have control over "my".
Don't worry about it. I guess technically it's my fault, as I forgot to pm you to remind you to submit them. No worries, I've got them. Soon as I get the go-ahead from Baz I'll post the results from the fights.

And now for the question... Who will fare better in the Halo 2 tourney? Me, Lance, Skikkles, or TD/Kai (whichever one it is that get's in)

[Grim]

Skikkles> deadly sins eh? Personally, I don't believe there is a deadly sin....you can't die from sinning...

Locke> I would have to say........Skikkles! Why? Because Skikkles rhymes with Pickles, which rhymes with Kablickles which rhymes with victory.....ok so maybe my reasoning isn't that great...but hey, its an answer no? heh

[Locke]

Hmmm, for what it's worth Lance came out on top higher then Me, Kai had to work, TD refused to go, and Skikkles chose visiting his GF over taking out some kid's at the tourney, ergo Lance did the best over me.

And now the question - What is the average air speed velocity of an unladed swallow?

[Galthol]

What about the capital of ancient Assyria?

[Locke]

And for that matter Grim, What is your favourite color?

[Lord Draud]

will you ever come over to my new place?

[Grim]

THE REAPER HATH RETURNED!!!

Locke> I have been asked that already, and Red of course!
Previous Answer to that question:
-The average air speed velocity of an unladen african swallow is equal to the sum of all the swallow's velocity tested, divded by the number of swallows tested.
Galthol> Asshur...(Thank you google! :) )

Draud> Does that door to enter your building count as a your place? If not....most likely not...

[Locke]

Well, welcome back again bud.

Next question ... Who will win the next tournement? :D

[Grim]

Depending on the participants.....I would say Lance.

[Geosgaeno]

i would say mehttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/nana.gif

[Grim]

we shall see wont we? *Grim leans his head back and cackles with insane glee!*

Anywaffle....*sees his messenger arriving*

Grim: What do you want?
Messenger: Erm.....Your assistant has been shot....
Grim: I see...*glares evilly at the messenger*
Messenger: *cackles and then throws NF Dust on Grim and runs away*
Grim: What the Diddily?!
Grim: Ahhhhh! Im talking like Ned Flandersino!
Grim: Diddily Oodily Iddily!
*runs off speaking Flanderific Jibberish*

[Locke]

What happens when you throw a pound of flour and 3 eggs into a washing machine and run it through?

[Grim]

Hey! Where did you get my recipe for Washercakes?
.....do you work for the government man? *checks for hidden cameras and microphones*
I'm on to yous! *puts on a tinfoil suit and hat, with, of course, a lead vest underneath.*

[Locke]

Government was a couple years back. Private contracts only now ;)

[Grim]

good to know.....good to know....but of course I knew that....so good to have already known! :evillaugh:
Iits almost that time of year again...that most blessed time when families come together and celebrate...
What you thought I was talking about christmas? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No you crazy people, its time once again for the World Junior Championships of Hockey, which happens to start on my Birthday, but anyways...
*puts on his Team Canada hat and jersey*
Go CANADA Go! :flagca: :flagca: :flagca: :flagca: :flagca: Go CANADA Go!