The RPGN Tavern

[Galthol]

*Galthol looks at Blade, with a small smile on his face*

"You know Blade I wasn't quite finished there was one more ingerdiant I had to add to make it safe for human comsumtion, Lets just say that passing a kidney stone is nothing compared to what you'll be feeling later today. serves him right for eating all my chili. Now whos up for Donairs!"

[Locke]

I think I'm good for some :D

[Blade Tanaka]

Uhh using my forces of cleany I anounce this area clean

(Everything within the sight of Blade becomes clean)

There I did my share, and Gathol, I don´t feel all that sick, but I will have some Donairs!

[Locke]

Cool, that helps :p

*Grabs self a bud from the stack*

Hey, who's up for another snowball fight?

*Runs outside and starts rolling a mound of snowballs*

[Blade Tanaka]

Only if I'm on your team!

*Blade runs out to join Locke and starts rolling up balls...*

Ahh here's a first target.

*A Yeti emerges from the bush.*

Aim and... FIRE!

[Galthol]

*Galthol looks outside at Blade and Locke*

"Hmm, Should I... Nah,*

*Galthol goes back into the kitchen and starts to whip up a bunch of hot drinks, mostly laced with Alchol"*

[Locke]

Hmm, running away are we :p

*Sneaks up behind Galthol, tosses him over a shoulder and then scampers outside to throw him in a snowbank*

Hehehehehehe, snow job on Galthol :evillaugh:

*Starts to throw snowballs maniacally at Galthol (yeah, maniacally :p)*

[Blade Tanaka]

ACK! Locke's gone beserk and their a dragon on the loose. Quick everyone kill sstuff with snow.

*A giant Spider comes over the horizion and Blade throws a snowball at it. It hits it in the eyes and it runs away screaming like a little girl.*

Bwah hah ha. I have gone mad with power.

[Locke]

Hmm, I dunno where that Dragon came from, but I don't think it's a threat. Might just be Ksaa out playing in the snow ;)

*Picks up a snowball and stares at it, deep in thought*

To throw or not to throw, that is the question :p

*Biff's it at the back of Blade's head*

:evilgrin:

[Galthol]

*Galthol gets out of the snowbank*

"It's fricking freezing out here......so cold,"

*Galthol starts turning blue*

[Locke]

Just drink some good drink bud, it'll warm yer bones :p

[Blade Tanaka]

Oww my head...

Checks head, it´s bleeding.

Ahh crap now I gotta go in and fix my head. (Man I`ve always wanted to say that.)

[Locke]

Awwww, everybody went inside. :(

Anybody else willing to have a snowball fight .....

[jetblue]

walks in from a month long hunting trip in the taverns back yard.
"Oh thanks the gods i found my way back. Man i got lost back there",grabs a beer from the bar and drinks it frantically.
"I dont know why they built a tavern so close to the woods and a uncharted woods at that",sits down and finishes the beer.
"I go hunting for oppossums and before i knew it i was lost and going in circles stealing berries from squirells and praire mice to survive",mumbles to self about stingy non shareing squirells and mice.
"I need some food. Who's cooking today?",looks around.....

[Locke]

I'll cook a bit of a meal I suppose :p

*Whips up a feast of roast oppossum and toasted cheese sandwiches*

There ya are bud, welcome back :D

[Galthol]

"How about some squab, thats apprently quite good, I just dont know if we have the right ingreadiants"

*Galthol heads up to the taverns roof to see if he can hunt down some more food*

[jetblue]

makes a loud belch.
"Ah,those were the best cheese sandwiches i ever had. Thanks locke",leaves a huge tip under his plate.
"Has anyone seen Lord Draud? Or did he go to the dark dimension of madness and evil outlet mall shopping for bargain xbox games again?",drinks a beer and lights a cigarette.
"And for some potions and elixers and irregular black clothing. I hear theres free valet parking to the mall across the river styx",looks around for todays paper...

[Galthol]

*sounds of banging and crashing ring out from the top of the tavern, along with various curses*

"Hey whats this now, and that over there, hey that looks interesting, i wonder if I can reach it...........crap"

*With a loud crash Galthol drops from the rafters and into the middle of the floor, with a large silver caludron in hand*

"Hey look what I found in the attic, the caludron of Dagada, just think of your favorite food and out it pops, we never have to cook again, watch this, I'll say Donair and out will come a Donair"

*The caludron shines with a sliver radiance, it dims down and Galthol reaches in and takes out a..

"Dount?!?, A dount! I think it might be broken, anybody got any skill in fixing mythological equipment?"

[Locke]

Maybe one of our chemists? I dunno, I could take a look at it, but I'd be experimenting by trial and error.... hold on, I'll take a look :p

*Drags the cauldren off to the side*

There, I'll get to it later on tonight.

[jetblue]

pokes head from the comfy chair by the fireplace.
"Wow the tempretures plummeted. Its like -10 degrees in here. Someone help me put more logs on the fire",struggles to put a log in the massive fireplace.
"Must be colder outside. Locke how about you fix us all some hot buttered rum to warm up our bones?",........

[Locke]

*Mixes up a slew of warm buttered rum's*

Here ya are, me I'll stick to my whiskey to warm my bones :lick:

*Pours a beer mug full of JD*

Ahhh, this'll do the trick. Anybody else need anything?

[jetblue]

drinks the hot rum with delight.
"Ah that hit the spot,thanks locke. Im getting warmer already",looks around the tavern to see who else is drinking rum.
"Is everyone hiding or is the tavern light on customers lately?",can see cobwebs on stools and tables even on the trapdoor leading to drauds silent horror chamber.
"Unless some were claimed by the winter snows. I only count 6 people here",can see some movement in the shadows and sounds of drinking.

[Galthol]

*Galthol goes around the tavern poking things with the stick he found on the ground*

"Don't worry we'll flush them out, They cant hide forever"

[Locke]

Meh, I've been letting things slide in the cleaning department, I figured we had minions of Drauds to do that for us... but then they never showed up, probly because Draud hasn't made an appearance in the last while. Wonder if that Dragon he was fighting ate him :wonder:

*Pours another beer mug full of Jack Daniels*

Ah, well, let's make things more interesting :p

*Turns on the new stereo equipment he bought (big speakers all around the tavern, and 2 new in house subwoofers :D)*

Now we can play music :)

*Turns on Narshe's Music from FFVI*

Ah, just like home :)

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance revives from the stupor he was in*

Ah... that really does bring back memories...

Oh... and I'm going to try not to go into a stupor for a while...

[Locke]

There's nothing wrong with a good stupor, but I would advise it be alcohol induced so that it's excusable ;)

*Takes a swig from the beer mug full of Jack's*

See, follow my example

*Thinks about that for a minute*

Ahhh, never mind, don't do what I've done. It's generally not that good for you.

[Lance Alvein]

I think I'd rather not do as you do... we all know where that would lead...

By the way... where did mini-Locke run off to?

[Locke]

About 3 years of everything being hazy and not remembering the bulk of them. Yeah, wouldn't be good bro :p

*looks around*

Hmmm, I wonder where that little bugger did run off too? :wonder:

*thinks hard about it, then yells for mini-Locke to appear*

Wonder how long it'll take him to show up :wonder:

*mini-Locke suddenly pops up from the video game corner that he made for himself*

Oh, there he is :)

[jetblue]

pats mini-locke on the head and gives him a peppermint candy. Goes to the window.
"Wow,what a blizzard were having. Glad we dont have to go out in this",can see cars buried and 4 feet of snow all around. wolves howling in the distance.
"I bet the cold got to lord draud. He went out to fight that dragon and forgot that his dead flesh freezes in seconds. Plus he left his sweater behind",looks at the knit sweater with a bunny pattern hanging on the coat rack with matching scarf and beret.
"All this cold makes me hungry",peeks at locke in the kitchen making something.
"Are you making what i think youre making locke? Delicious crispy tacos?",mouth starts to water......

[Yuffie]

*kicks open the door in a highly dramatic way with a bit of moonlight behind her causing a long shadow and her outline in sillhouette* (I've had a long time to think this through).

*jumps onto a barstool*

Barkeep!! Gimme a coke! My lucozade days are over! (dun dun duuuuun!!!)
No ice or lemon thanks, I'm on a budget!

Just thought I'd pop in for a bit see how the brawling is going. :)

[Locke]

SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS ON A POGO STICK [/copying webcomic lines :p] Yuffies Back O_O

Welcome back.

*Looks over at Jet*

Yeah, I'm making Taco's. How'd you guess?

*Slides a plate of Taco's down to Jet and a Coke down the bar to Yuffie*

Well, enough of this, I'm sitting down to enjoy my Taco's and this Ameretto and Coke I just mixed myself. If anybody want's anything over the rest of today either Jet or themselves can get it :lick:

As for me, I'm starved :lick: :)

[Yuffie]

*grabs the tacos as they slide along*

Mmm tacos! :lick:

Mmm coke! :lick:

*jumps over the bar, grabs the coke barrel and proceeds to roll it out of the door*

If anyone wants me later I'm not in. :D

[Locke]

*Get's back up and wanders back to the kitchen and grabs some more Taco's*

Here Jet, I'll deliver these ones by hand so mischievous ninja's don't get them

*Walks over to where Jet is sitting and hands them over*

Here ya are, enjoy them :)

[eViL bAz]

*Baz overhear the loud and return from the outside corner of the tavern where he is taking care of the tavern door :p*

Damn how many time I get sleep over there?

*it hears from some old man in the corner of the tavern*1 month and a half!!*shout*

WHAT!!!! 1 monht and a half!!!, damn Jet hasn't come back yet right?, dont tell him that I was sleep over that corner, cuz he could fired me ..... well anyways, I hear a melodic voice.... YUFFIIEEEE!!! your back I missed your lively chats. Welcome back , so I think its welldeserverd, free bears for all, and bloody maries for all those blood suckers, like me hehehehehehehe (I missed my wicked laugh too :p).

[jetblue]

runs and hugs yuffie.
"Yay yuffie!",sees tacos,"Yay tacos!",starts eating like a taco monsterhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/hungry.gif
"Yay beer! Thanks baz",continues eating and drinking like a crazyman.....

[Galthol]

"HA ha All my poking did not go for naught.... What a minute you were outside....I was poking around inside....Damn my poking did go for naught."
*Galthol continues to poke around*

[Yuffie]

Well it's about time too! I was beginning to wonder where my welcoming committee had got to! :p

....so....the barrel of coke is free now right? :emlaugh:

[Lance Alvein]

As long as you can chug it all, then it is :p

It seems that almost everyone is either back or awake now... we should throw another party :p

[Locke]

Everything tends to end up free here Yuffie :p

*Pours a shot of Crown Royal into a mug, then pours 5 more shots in, slams it back, then chases it down with some coke*

There, now I'm more in a state to tend the bar :)

[jetblue]

stuffed from eating many tacos.
"Aye,thats a brilliant idea Lance! Lets have a party!",pats lance on the back hard.
"And sure everything is free as long as we have these",takes from behind the bar a box full of credit cards under Lord Drauds name.
"Zombies bring more drink from the storeroom and barrels of coke-a-cola.",zombies groan and obey.
"This will be an early spring or early st patricks day party",starts to drink heavely......

[Locke]

This is going to be one hell of a St. Patties day

*Haul's out a copy of Boondock Saints, tosses that on the Projector that was stashed away and hookes up the surround sound system*

There, now we'll be in the proper mood for the celebrations

*Drains a beer*

Well, let's get this show on the road :)

[eViL bAz]

coooool, PARTY TIME!!!!

*Baz grabs his sound system and turn the music on*

I will be the DJ so if you have some tracks you want that I put on play just tell me.

*music begins*

[Galthol]

*The Blood of Cu Chulainn (the music over the opening credits) starts to come over the sound system. Galthol jumps up on a table and starts to do a jig*

"aye this'll be a proper St Patties day. Barkeep more liquour"

[Locke]

Hey, I got an idea. It's Saint Patties day, so ....

*Rolls out a Keg and muscles it onto the bar*

Here, if you want the booze, since it's free till St. Patties day anyways, here's a keg so that you all can pour your own :D

*Pours a mug full of lager*

Here we go :)

[Lance Alvein]

Sounds like a plan.

*Lance pours a mug*

[TrueSephiroth]

*runs in and puts black bag behind bar*

Don't Touch IT!
All will be made clear soon.

By the way its protected so Don't try and open it! >(

*Runs back out the bar off into the mist*

[Yuffie]

....................

*shuffles closer to the bag*

....................

*grabs the bag and yanks it open*

AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


...................................


:knockedout:

[eViL bAz]

*seeing yuffie on the floor fainted after seeing the bag, the curiosity grow on EB and open the bag and see inside*

OMFG!!!

*a smoke curtain cover EB and suddenly Baz is drop over the bar and falling on a table unconsious*

.......

:knockedout::knockedout::knockedout:

[Locke]

*Picks up yuffie and eb and carries them over to couches and lay's them out there*

That should be a bit better then the floor for you guys, but after seeing 2 people faint I'll wait till one of them comes to and get them to tell me what was in it :)

*Pours a mug of beer*

There, now to sit down and wait

[Galthol]

*warily Galthol approachs the bag.*

"stupid don't look down syndrome, Ah well lets see where this gets us"

*Galthol slowly picks up his poking stick and starts to prod the bag*

[jetblue]

"OOO,nothin like a bag of mystery",starts to drink heavely.
"Mabey we can get mini locke to look in the bag. He seems to be immune to all sorts of magic",chugs down a stein of lager like it was water.
"Or mabey we can order online some sort of bag xray lookin machine",sees galthol pick up his stick for poking.
"Now thats a great idea",gets up and looks for a stick to join in the poking....

[Yuffie]

*sits up and then twitches repeatedly mumbling to herself*

O_O

[TrueSephiroth]

* Appears in the middle of the tavern hovering above the unconsiuous ppl*

WTF Did I tell You!!

But no matter they will be fine...... eventually, the nervious ticks and various other effects from the nurotoxin have never permenetly damaged the lab rats.

As for the little devil he would be fine the only thing I bothered to place on it was the toxic gas.

Well I will finnally tell you whats in this thing.
*picks up bag and taps the bottom, click, then opens the bag safetly and removes a small black box*


Ahh this is one of them thar fabled materia even Cloud couldn't find.
*open the box reveiling a light blue materia orb that shines an almost dark or black light*


I claimed it from three punks imitating my style. The youngest one was really bitchy talking about his mother and the big one cryed alot. The other one didn't talk much and he didn't seem so bad, but I beat him to a pulp anyway.

[Locke]

Cool, good to know that we've got the Materia the Cloud couldn't find here in our own Tavern :D.

*Pours a mug of beer*

Hey, it's almost time to party and get drunk :D

[Lance Alvein]

I guess it should start now...

*Lance goes behind the bar & finds several more kegs*

Time to take these ones out... who knows how long they've been here :knockedout:

[Yuffie]

Ooh shiny.... :love:

*grabs the materia and bounces it around the bar*

[Galthol]

*Galthol sees the matria bouncing around and gets an evil look in his eye, he waits till it bounces out of yuffies hands..*

"BATTERS UP!!!"

*Galthol starts to swing at the matria like a madman but never actually manages to hit anything*

[jetblue]

wakes from the weekend long st.pattys day party.
"Oweee,my head. I need coffee,black and lots of it",gets up from the floor near the overturned vending machines.
"Great. I dont remember a thing or how i lost most of my clothes. Does anyone see my shoes? And who painted me green!?",goes over to sit at the bar where locke is serving hot coffee.
"Let me get a large cup a java locke",....

[eViL bAz]

*Baz returns from the abthroom where he was slept with jet shoes in his hands*

I think this is yours Jet, they were on the next door where I was slept.....

I want a special coffee Locke, and with special I mean that can revive a death person!!

în the meantime i will sleep a little

*Baz faint on the bar*

[Blade Tanaka]

This isn´t a good time to tell you that a Wyvern Rider is about to eat me is it?

[Locke]

You'll be fine Blade, drink some coffee

*Mixes up a specialty brew*

Here we go, try some of this guy's

*Pours out Jet, Blade, and Baz cups of java*

Now be careful, limit of 3 cups per person or you'll be bouncing off the walls. I've seen it happen, it's not pretty guys.

[Yuffie]

Yuffie got a little bit tipsy on st paddy's day. Not my fault! If people buy me stuff I'm gonna drink it! :drunk: :crazy:

[Locke]

Congrats Yuffie, I as well got "Tipsy" on St. Patties day

*Pours a coffee*

There we are, this should really hit the spot :)

[Blade Tanaka]

You know I don´t drink Coffe....

Sips some coffe... damn this is good....

I don´t want any of this

Chugs the rest down and hops on the Wyvern knocking off the knight.

[Yuffie]

I hate coffee!! :shame:

Hot chocolate though! :lick:

[Lance Alvein]

Mmmmmm.... Coffee...
*Lance starts to take a drink*
Wait... before I drink any of this... what did you put in the coffee pot, Locke?

[jetblue]

jetblue slaps lance on the back making him spill some coffee.
"Howdy there lance,I have a refined palate and i can tell ya what locke used",takes a sip of coffee,whoshes it through his mouth.
"Aw yes,i taste some tibetan beans mixed with some keyan and..",takes another sip.
"25% columbian beans all roasted here in the tavern for a more rhobust flavor",takes another sip.
"And hand ground minutes ago for supreame freshness. And the foam is 1 % lowfat milk",takes another sip.
"And some ecstasy",raises his glass to locke in a salute.
"Truly a mans coffee",pours a refill......

[Skikkles]

*Stumbles into the bar carrying a small wrap in his arms*



Sorry guys I've been away so long but the baby needs attention................


*Throws the wrap at Locke at a high speed*
Joking....me....baby......heheheheehehehehehehehee hehhahahahaha
hhaahaheheheheheheahahahheheheehahahahaheheheaheha hehaheh.


EUGENE:I LIKE BABY SOOOOUUUUUPPPP!!!!

IGENE:Last time you had baby sooouuppp brother you passed the pore
things skull, remember?

EUGENE:*whimper*

[PRIEST]

*Walks in wearing a trench coat making clinking noises, and sits down*

I don't remember all of Saint Patricks day...or even most of my weekends this past year, this looks like a place for me. What is the hardest thing a man can drink here?

[Locke]

Well Priest, seeing as how you live accross the street from me.... I'd say about the hardest thing you can get to drink here would be some of Drauds special brew, but you can't drink it while alive.....

*Pours a whiskey and seven*

Here, that should be good enough for you :)

As for you Skikkles, you better not be hinting at anything or I'll need to slap you. You fool.

And as for you Lance, just drink the coffee. As your older bro I'll make sure I don't kill you while your drinking something I concocted for you.

And Jet... Good call on the coffee :)

[jetblue]

"Hiya there Priest",slaps him on the back.
"I am the jetblue. Let me buy ya a drink and some breakfast",looks at the breakfast menu.
"Hmm,no egg white omletes on the menu. And no turkey bacon or granola cereal",puts the menu aside.
"Il go to the kitchen and look for some healthy alternatives",goes to the kitchen where locke is prepareing something.
"Wheres all the cantaloupe?",.........

[Locke]

Oh, the Cantelope? I used it all for this, my newest creation

*Pulls the sheet off of a huge mound of melon balls*

I was making a healthy breakfast meal for everybody :D. I know it's not much of a practical invention, but from a food point of view.... should be good :)

*Putters around the kitchen while making fruit cocktails for all*

Hey, healthy it is for now I suppose :)

[Skikkles]

EUGENE:*twitch twitch* "LOCKE....GOOD.....NOT...COMPUTING....CORRECTLY.... ....ID10T ERROR...."


IGENE:"Does seem a bit strange don't it brother. It's like you eating something cooked."

EUGENE:"STRIPED PANTS!"

"Sorry bout that guys.....meh I don't trust it."

[PRIEST]

Cantalope and Whiskey? I will try anything once.

*downs the whiskey*

Thankyou sir!

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance drinks the coffee*
wOw... This coffee is really good...

*Lance mugs Priest & steals his trenchcoat*

I told you that if you entered here somebody would mug you...

*Lance passes out in the middle of the floor*

[Skikkles]

EUGENE:IT MOVED!!!!*nimbly jumps to the trenchcoat and lights it on fire with
the zippo lighter that convieniently fell out of the pocket*

*after lighting up the trenchcoat proceeds to run around the tavern screaming blasphemous phrases*

IGENE:By golly I think you got it my excorcist brother!

Damn it what I do this time?*shakes head* Oh crap..... THATS HILARIOUS....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance promptly wakes up*

Why am I on fire?

*Lance passes out in pain*

[Locke]

*Runs out with a fire extinguisher, liberally coating Lance in foam until all that can be seen is his eyes*

Now now kids, if your going to light people on fire then you should make sure to do it outside. Skikkles, I'm sure you coulda dragged Lance outside, it's not that hard :shame:

*Pours a beer*

Well, weekend is now here and I'm getting started :)

[PRIEST]

*Retrieves coat and zippo"

Drag him outside you said?...ok

*While draging Lance outside, produces a canister of flamible fluid (that luckily didn't explode) from the lightly scorched trench coat*

It is impolite to mug people.....but I like fire.

[Locke]

Ahhh, kids will be kids :D

*Drains the beer, then wanders around aimlessly looking for another one*

[Lance Alvein]

*Out of nowhere, the dragon that Lord Draud was fighting swoops by and knocks Priest down, then disappears again*
Try to set me on fire will you...
*Lance picks up his sword & cuts off Priest's left hand*
That'll teach ya...

[Locke]

Kid's, Kid's.... Please, stop the violence in the Tavern. You wanna beat people, wander out to the Random Battles thread

*Drains another beer*

Hmmm, I wonder if I should start going to AA, I seem to be drinking an aweful lot here :wonder:

Meh, life goes on :drunk:

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance walks back into the tavern*
That'll be the last time anyone tries to drag me outside while I'm unconcious... But enough about that... That's pretty damn good coffee, Locke...
How about some food? :p

[PRIEST]

*Pulls a glowing red vial from his trench coat....pouring it on his wound, Priest stares at it as his hand bigins to regenerate*
It will be a week before I have fingers again.

Lance....if you can get and keep me drunk for that long, I won't want to hurt you for mugging me and be-handing me.
*Re-enters tavern*

[Jak-o_the_mist]

A sandwich walks into the tavern, walks up to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender replies "sorry we don't serve food". http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/embarassedlaugh.gif

[Epology]

*Walks into the tavern for the first time, looks around, spots a cosy little sofa and sits down*
"Waiter???"
Please hurry up, I don't want to wait long for my food.

[jetblue]

"Ah that was wonderful melon balls. Was that chilean cantaloupe by anychance?",drinks chinese soymilkshake to wash them down.
"Hahaha,we dont serve food. Good one. You earned a free drink sir",goes behind the bar and serves Jack-o-mist a beer. Hears epology.
"Zombies! Take drink menu to customer on couch and tend to his needs",zombies groan and obey.....

[Epology]

"No food here? Dang it. But these servants....magnificent. Dear Zombies, can you tell me if your master would be willing to sell me one of you?"
*Dedicates himself to the menu and after a quick scan discovers his favourite drink. A mixture of beer and bitter lemon.*
"Excellent, please get me one of those. Oh, and make that a pint please."

[Locke]

*Pours Epology his Drink*

There ya are, if you want something to eat just let me or Jet know and we'll cook it up for ya :thumbup:

*Pours self a mug of beer*

There we are, much better :)

[Epology]

*Takes a sip of the drink*

Most excellent, my compliments to the brewer. I'd like a portion of tortellini with cream-sauce. If thats going to be hard for you to cook or if you'd have to go shop before, please bring me the food menu, will ya.

*Looks around in the tavern and regards the equipment more closely than before*

[Locke]

Hmmm, I suppose I could whip that up

*Runs to the PC in the back room, looks up a recipe*

Hey, we have the ingrediants kicking around :)

*Wanders into the kitchen, cooks up some Tortellini and creame-sauce*

There ya are Epology, though I must say you're lucky we had some tortellini in stock. Normally we're only good for burgers, tacos... pub food, basically.

*Drains a beer*

Hopefully nobody's offended when the cooks drunk :drunk: :p

[Lance Alvein]

You mean that there have been times when the cooks haven't been drunk http://rpgamers.info/images/smilies/eyepopping.gif

[Epology]

Delicious, great food chef. Next time I'll just be content with a basic Chickenburger.

*calls the zombie again, orders another bitter-lemon-beer and has a look at his watch*

Arg, so late again. My wife is going to be angry again, she sais I'm drinking too much.
Hey Locke, is there a place to sleep in here?
mumbles to himself: It'll be more comfortable in here than with this whining women back home...-.-

[Locke]

Yeah, I'm sure we can work something out. Though we might put you to work if a rush comes in ;) (though that doesn't usually happen)

*Pours self and epology brew's*

Here, enjoy the beer, we'll work something out

*Drains the beer*

Man I gotta learn how to savor a beer as opposed to just draining them :wonder:

[Epology]

Great, just give me another one of those and I'll be ready to do all the work you want me to. ;)

*empties his mug*

Actually, since I just moved here I was thinking about looking for a job. Though it seems that you two are enough to handle the few customers that come by. Still, tell me if you need a humanic replacements for the zombies. I could try as a waiter f.e..

*starts to articulate nonsense*

Gee, this beer is good....more....give me more...:lick:

[Locke]

Well, we need to get some work done on the garden, so if you wanna mind the shop here for a bit I wouldn't mind getting out and cleaning things up a bit. It is a nice day outside today :)

*Tosses on a straw hat, grabs a rake, and wanders outside to work on the Zen garden*

Enjoy :)

[Epology]

*waves goodbye to locke*
Thanks mate. See you around.

*starts cleaning up the bar and opens a few windows so that it'll smell fragrant in here soon*

[Locke]

*pokes head around the corner of the door*

I should mention, I wouldn't go downstairs for too much. That's Lord Drauds domain... you never know what's gonna be down there. Anyways, have fun cleaning/whatnot ;)

*Wanders back to gardening*

[Epology]

*wonders what locke meant with it and decides to better follow his advice...at least during opening times*

*pours a beer and drains it halfway*

[PRIEST]

I found a bottle!
*Starts chugging the Jack's*
I Lo... loo... love
*hickups*
WHISKEY!
*twenty minuits later, while staring at the inverted bottle*
Doessh anyone know wherrre thisssh whishkey whent?
How abouts my----y-----y hand?

[Epology]

*comes to Priests table*

Don't you think you had enough of that stuff tonight Friend?

*politely request Priests to leave the tavern, go home and take a nap*

Just come back when you're down-to-earth again. ;)

*escorts him to the main door*

[Locke]

*see's Priest stumbling outside the tavern looking lost*

Hey, Priest, come help garden

*Points priest at a bunch of trees that are becoming overrun with creepers*

Get rid of all the creepers on those trees and I'll get you another pint ;)

[Epology]

*prepares the beer for Priest, notices that he doesn't know what kind of beer Priest would prefer and drinks the prepared one on his own*

Weird, I could swear I poured two....where did they go? :roll:

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance looks at Epology confused*

Did you just kick somebody out of the tavern???

I think that's the first time I've ever seen that happen.... at least, without people being involved in brawls or other such things...

*Lance looks around & starts to count the people who have been involved in brawls*

Nevermind.... only a few people have been kicked out :p

Just get me something that'll go down easy... I'll be outside helping with the garden http://rpgamers.info/images/smilies/wink.gif

[PRIEST]

*starts pulling and hacking at the creepers, with his only hand*
Hey Locke, I will need a spade if you want me to get at the roots.

*stops to put on his shades*
It's bright out today. Good for a garden.

[Epology]

*fishes out a bottle of the finest Daniels around*

Would that satisfy your thirst Lance? Oh, and I am sure that Priest would have started some kind of fight. No offense, but he was just too drunk. Way to drunk.

*sticks out his head through the back door*

Hey Locke, do you need more volunteers or are these two enough? Some customers already complained about how dilapidated the garden looks. You better get that done fast.

*Pours two more beer for the gardeners and brings them outside*

[eViL bAz]

*look all the things that had happen from the front gate*

HEYY!!!! Remember im the official tavern kicker, so if you want to kick someone you had to tell me and I will do it, besides I study for that!!!

anyway can someone serve me a drink im tired and thirsty.

[Epology]

*remembers the weird looks baz gave him when he walked inside yesterday*

Oh thats why you are standing there. Sorry mate, I'll certainly call you next time your skills are needed. ;)

*looks at the rich selection of spirits beneath the bar*

Well, I guess I can mix you everything. Would a casual beer do the job?

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance wanders back inside for a drink*

I'll mix up something for you Baz...

*Lance prepares a Bloody Mary, with extra blood*

There ya go... Now to go back to the garden

*Lance goes back out with a couple of zombie helpers*

These should be able to help you, Priest...

[Skikkles]

*sitting in the corner rocking back and forth*

My back is sore, my head hurts, my.....my GOD!!!!!!

*Wings start to sprout from back and horns from head*

TOO MUCH DANCING!!!!!

EUGENE:I'M FREEEEEE!!!!!!

[Locke]

*Wanders back in from Gardening to talk to Epology for a moment*

Skikkles... NO. Remeber what happened last time :shame:

*Cast's a stasis spell on Skikkles, then get's a couple zombies to carry him over to the random battle area before the stasis wears off*

I will not have the Tavern demolished again, so soon after Draud came through with the battle with the dragon. We've had too many repairs, if you wanna go all crazy and kill things, then head to the Random Battle Area.

Oh, and Epology... we should be fine with this many people. I don't want too many people to be working, because that'll just end with people attacking eachother because someone will get in someones way... we'll just let me, Lance, and Priest get some work don I guess. As to people complaining about how dilapidated the Garden is... they can come say that to my face and we'll see how long they stay customers ;). I like the Garden :)

*Pauses for a moment, then nod's head and turns around and wanders back out to the Garden, grabbing priest a spade on the way out*

[PRIEST]

Epology, I only fight when I am sober or drink Vodka or get hit (or mugged) first.
Whiskey makes me HAPPY!

Thanks for the zombies Lance.

By the way, if Eugene is free....what happened to Igene?

*Makes rapid progress with the help of the zombies and the spade*

I always thought zombies were slow, meh.

[Skikkles]

Hey where do you think you're going with my body?

Yes I'm an ethereal spirit and my inner demon has just popped out....what's it too you?

Oh well time to head to the big green temple and trip someone out!

This should be fun, baked people and the ability to go through there bodies......HAHAHAHAAHAAH!!!

*Pops out of this dimension laughing along the way*

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance quickly rushes back into the tavern*
We've got a little bit of a problem over in the Big Green Temple...
Eugene is on the loose...O_O

[Galthol]

*Galthol who was sleeping at one of the tables wakes up*

"Huh, where am I? Oh thats right Lance and Skikkles got me introduced and addcited to Guildwars for the past little while... but I am back now, Yay for me! Barkeep a round on me."

[jetblue]

"Im in the mood for some chicken. But do i want rotisseried or fried?",contemplates.
"Oh and il clean up what i did in the garden in a bit. That person in the unisex washroom wont come out and has the key in there",sits at the bar thinking of various chicken dishes....

[PRIEST]

*Finishes de-creepering the trees.*
Later.
*Walks down the street*

[eViL bAz]

Thanks Lance, I love that, but I think im thursty for some blood, someone want to pick a fight with me, Gyoro and Ururun are thyrsty as well

*a dragons screams can hears from both sword that baz had found in the past months on its journey*

im waiting for someone who accept my challenge hehehehehehe

[Lance Alvein]

I think I'll pass on that, Baz... Just cause I'm a knight means that I'm willing to enter a battle with somebody of your skills...

[Epology]

*wanders back into the tavern and gets himself a coke*

Ah...great. The garden looks really lovely now. Come back in workers and get yourself something to drink. Should have been enough work for today.

*calls the Zombies back inside*

[Locke]

*wanders back in and grabs a beer*

Well, we've got the whole Zen garden look going on, so that's good.

*Drains the beer and grabs another*

Man, that was alot of work. Thank god for beer

*Drags out the BBQ and starts to grill some steaks*

Ah, there we go, these should be good :)

[kai]

*casts cure on locke's steak, it jumps up and runs into the woods"

Well that was odd . . . .

[Locke]

*shoots a fireball at the steak*

There, let's see it run away on me this time :p

*fireball goes off in the distance, wanders over to investigate*

Hmmm, that's no good. No sign of the steak at all. Mini-Locke, I will put you in charge of cooking these steaks

*yells at mini-Locke for a little bit, eventually getting him to tear himself away from gambling on the slot machine he dug up in the corner*

Alright, and I expect mayhem from you after your done those steaks, we haven't heard anything from you in a while

[Lance Alvein]

Mmmmm.... Steak... :lick:

[Locke]

Indeed, that was a really good steak

*Hauls another one off the BBQ*

Hmmm, you know after a couple days it appears that steak get's really really tough :(

Hey, Mini-Locke, how about some chaos now?

*Mini-Locke scampers into the Tavern*

:evillaugh::evilgrin:

[PRIEST]

*Enters tavern*

I heard rumors about some caos, got interested. Might I get some whiskey?

*Starts playing with a zippo*

[Galthol]

*Galthol picks his head up off the table*

"Huh what Steak?!? Where? Maybe throw some ribs on there as well, anything and everthing you got, I could eat a yak"

*Galthol looks down at the table, picks up a fork and starts gnawing on it*

"Its not meat, but it'll do for now"

[Locke]

*Mini-Locke scampers away from Galthol*

Heh, that should be funny :p

*Mini-Locke scampers over, and whispers something about his fork made of pepper that Galthol just picked up*

Wow, I wouldn't have done that Galthol :p

[Blade Tanaka]

*Looks at Mini-Locke... Looks at Bottle I'm holding*

Uhh Man, Gathol get me some more of this stuff. It's finaly working.

*Wonders to self if I can drink myslef Mini?*

[Locke]

*Mini-Locke runs over and switches Blade's bottle without him noticing with a bottle of Grappa*

Hey, grappa, I want some of that

*Goes to the bar and pours self a shot of Grappa*

Mmmmm, gotta love a liquor that makes you float when you drink it :p

*Pours a beer, drains it down*

And that get's rid of the burning :)

Anybody else want anything while I'm behind the bar?

[Galthol]

*Galthol (who has been buzy coughing and sneezing) gets up and starts to head towards the bar

"Fork made out of pepper, funny, real funny"

"Galthol sits down at the bar and orders a water.*

[Locke]

*slides a water down the bar*

You know... water is not what we normally serve here Galthol... Meh, to each their own I guess :p

*pours self a beer*

That's better :)

[Lance Alvein]

*Looks at Mini-Locke... Looks at Bottle I'm holding*
Uhh Man, Gathol get me some more of this stuff. It's finaly working.
*Wonders to self if I can drink myslef Mini?*Man, Blade... How long have you been in a daze? Don't you remember Droud creating Mini-Locke to wreak havok on the tavern?

[Locke]

Well Lance, if he's drinking Grappa then he's fully justified. That stuff kills your ability to think coherently. :p

*pours self a beer*

There we go, another one :)

[PRIEST]

*Lights a burning shot*
Fire and whiskey........
*Downs it.*
This place would be perfect if it had some tunes. Is there anything to be done for that Locke?

[jetblue]

*comes in from tending the garden*
"So hot outside now its almost desert conditions",sits on a stool.
"I need somethin cold to drink",digs in pocket and pulls out 3 double dollars.
"Let me get a ice cold sasparilla and some change for the jukebox for priest. And a cheese sandwich please locke",fans himself with the tavern menu.

[Locke]

*Whips up the grub*

Here ya are bud, enjoy. As to the jukebox... *whispers something into Jet's ear*

That's how to get it working without needing to toss in change. Just make sure you follow those instructions exactly ;)

*Drains another beer*

Man, I drink way too much while working here :)

[Skikkles]

*jukebox explodes*


EUGENE:HA!

[Locke]

HOLY SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS ON A POGO STICK!!!! The Jukebox exploded. Good thing we have another couple :)

*wanders into the back, comes back a couple minutes later dragging another one*

There we go, and this one is even gauranteed to be explosion proof and tamper proof. Skikkles, you're not allowed to touch this one :p, and Jet, same thing with this one ;)

[Galthol]

"I've never seen a jukebox explode, it was interersting"

*Galthol wanders over to the jukebox to check out what it has for music*

"Hmm, intersting. Just a moment"

*Galthol starts flicking through the selections*

"Just as I thought, every song ever made. Nice!"

[Skikkles]

*music starts playing from the Jukebox*

EUGENE:I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO DESTROY THE JUKEBOX, BUT THE MUSIC IS UP FOR GRABS!!!!

*mutters something in daemon tongue, the music suddenly transforms into the sound of the howling dead*

EUGENE:AAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!WHAT A ROMANTIC TUNE THIS IS!!!!!
BACK TO THE TEMPLE WITH ME, MORE DAEMON MAGIC!!!


*pop,gone*

[Locke]

*cast's a spell on the jukebox, fixing it*

Skikkles, you gotta keep them alternate personalities under control or we're gonna have to start banning you from places to keep them from exploding :p

*drains a beer*

Ahh, beer is good. Time for some BBQ I think :lick:

*Fires up the BBQ*

Who all want's stuff?

[jetblue]

"Ooo,il have some bbq hot links please",goes over to jukebox.
"lets see if i remember lockes instructions for free play",does a 10 minute ritual with a string,paperclip,button and slug.
"Ah there we go",pushes T10-trigun sound life.
"Ah such a sweet song. Ooo,i can sing this better. Wheres the kareoke machine?",looks around.....

[Locke]

*Tosses some hot links onto the BBQ*

Mmm, these are gonna be good

*Tosses on some steaks, burgers, sausages, and hot dogs*

There, now we have something for everyone

*Drains another beer*

Wow I drink way too much here :wonder:

[jetblue]

stops looking for the kareoke machine.
"Man i searched everywhere. Even in that dank abanded lab of lord Drauds",brushes off dust.
"Theres a family of oppossums living in there now and their not freindly at all",grabs a towel from the bar.
"Im gonna go relax in the sauna for a while. Locke send a zombie with a beer and a pastrami sandwich to the sauna in 30 minutes please. Yeah thats right,im off the health food for now",goes out the back door to the sauna....

[Locke]

*wait's 30 minutes*

Hey, Zombie 17... off with Beer and Pastrami for Jet :)

*Pours the beer, then pours 2 for self*

Man, I love working here :drunk: :D

[Yuffie]

Uh...gimme a glass of water. I'm kinda on a tight budget. :emlaugh:

Unless one of you charming gentlemen is willing to buy me a drink! :D

....


No...?


Ok just a water then.

[Locke]

*Slides a beer and a glass of water down the bar*

No idea what you want to drink, but if it's beer or water, we have an abundance of both here :p

*Drains some of own beer*

Ah, beer :drunk:

[Galthol]

"You know what the tavern needs, a dartboard, unless theres one hidden around here I havent seen"

*Galthol starts looking around the walls of the tavern*

"Yup, nothings better than watching drunk people throw sharp metal sticks around"

[PRIEST]

Can we ...
*hicup*
set the darts on fire first?

[eViL bAz]

I think there's one on Draud's Evil Basement, but I wouldn't enter in there, the child of Draud has grown now and its dangerous eh...

[Locke]

*wanders downstairs, then comes back a few minutes later carrying the dartboard*

Here, let's not get into discussions about the child of Drauds...

*shudders a little bit*

More beer needed, I think

*Drains back 2 beer at the same time*

Ahhh, this should do the trick. Might have to make a trip to the temple to jumble my head

*wanders off to the temple*

[PRIEST]

*Takes a set of the darts and ministers to them for a few minuits*
That should do it!
*The darts burst into flames while in his hands*
And the flame is so cool that it won't set anything else on fire.
*Returns the flaming darts to the dart board*

[Yuffie]

And we need a pool table!

Pool tables are essential in taverns! How are you supposed to start a brawl without some drunk messing up some guys shot?

[Locke]

*wanders back to the Tavern*

Ahhh, that's quite a bit better :)

As to the pool table... I dunno, pool que's could become a dangerous thing here... people are too prone to random violence for that I think, though it would be fun ;)

*pours a beer and a drink for Yuffie, then drains the beer and pours another*

Here Yuffie, I won't go get a pool table for ya, but I'll buy you a drink instead :)

[FlashFirer]

No, no, not a pool table! I'm not only prone to random violence but I'm also prone to accidents. Last time I tried to throw am 8-Ball into my friend it bounced on the wall, missed my friend horribly and hit me in the forehead. Then it bounced off the wall again and hit a chandelier who fell in my friend. =P

That friend did have his revenge later though. *takes off a mask which reveals a terribly burned down body* [DUM DUM DUUUMMM!!!} XD

[Locke]

Flashfirer is back, rounds for all O_O

[FlashFirer]

Hehe
Thx
Wow, it's been around 2 years, didn't expect you to remember me Locke =P
I'll pay these rounds...and buy myself some lemonade, after all I'm a minor. =P

[Locke]

Wow, I actually had no idea you were. N/M the round, we'll all have coke's for now :p

*Pours a coke & something else and begins to sip*

What, it's a coke, honest :p

[eViL bAz]

*Baz hears Flash fire voice and take a peak from the outside window*

Flash!!! welcome back!!!! I say it and il repeat myself again THIS IS OUR MONTH!!!

free coke!!! woooohooo Peanuts for all !!

[jetblue]

*also runs in the tavern from the sauna hearing a familiar voice*
"Ah flashfirer how ya been? Last we heard you were on a quest for some thing",grabs a bottle of orange fanta from the cooler.
"Tell us your tales of adventure",removes bottlecap with teeth.
"Ooo,free peanuts",grabs a handful.....

[Lance Alvein]

Wow.... Flash is back... O_O
And we have free peanuts O_O

[Yuffie]

*pours a beer and a drink for Yuffie, then drains the beer and pours another*

Here Yuffie, I won't go get a pool table for ya, but I'll buy you a drink instead :)
Psh. Yeah like one drink reeeeally makes up for not getting me a pool table. :wonder:

Although...since I can't really play pool very well at all I suppose it's a fair trade. :rofl:

Pool is snooker for dummies. :spin:

[Galthol]

*Galthol starts playing darts*

"HA 180pts for me, your turn PRIEST."

*Galthol goes over to the bar.*

"Well if we cant have a pool table, how about a foozeball table. I doubt we could get in any trouble with that."

[Locke]

Psh. Yeah like one drink reeeeally makes up for not getting me a pool table. :wonder:

Although...since I can't really play pool very well at all I suppose it's a fair trade. :rofl:

Pool is snooker for dummies. :spin:Hey now, I coulda just said no ;)

*Pours a beer for self and another drink for Yuffie*

Ah, now your making me feel bad. Free rounds then.

*Starts mixing up drinks like a storm*

[FlashFirer]

I found the thing I was looking for, believe it or not I am playing Duke Nukem Forever =O [/geeky jokes =( I'm not a geek!! >_<] It was tough getting this thing.
--
Hey, if you're not gonna buy a pool table then just buy a table tennis...table. Or a whole cricket field for the gentlemen. Or maybe a half-pipe for you to make people break their legs...indirectly.

EDIT:
Jetblue, your teeth are bleeding.

[Yuffie]

I've discovered since attempting to play pool, how dangerous it is. I'm sure the balls aren't supposed to be sent off the table but I did start to notice how my friends kept moving so they weren't opposite me...

Free liquid nourishment! Woohoo!

[FlashFirer]

Yeah, I know how that feels =O
The bad thing is, I've got a pool table on the game room on the block of flats I live in. Everytime I send the ball off the table, it starts bouncing and makes one hell of a noise. The janitor always gets angry =P
Do you know those white things that pros rub on the edge of their pool sticks or whatever they're called? Yeah, there's a hole in the white ceiling of the game room. I just stick it up there and spin it. Works =O

[PRIEST]

*Throw's a round of flaming darts*

I am a half decent pool player. And what are a couple of pool sticks when measured against the concealed weaponry in this room?

*Gestures towards his half-regrown-clubed hand*

I got 150pts. Nice to meet you Flash.

[FlashFirer]

Nice to meet you too. *takes out a handcannon* Let's play table tennis without the table, get your racket ready I'm launching the ball.

EDIT: Hey might I join the dart session once you guys are finished? My aim is quite bad but I need practice for a certain...mission ;)

[jetblue]

*blots blood from teeth with napkin*
"Damnit! Watch where youre throwing those darts",plucks a dart from his gums.
"You call this a dart?",throws a shuriken that was hidden on his body at the dartboard.
"Ah,i hit bullseye. Guess that means i win",grabs the pile of money near the dartboard....

[FlashFirer]

Yay, lemme play now. I bet 300 bux! XD

[Galthol]

*Looks back at the Dartboard*
"Not so fast. Bullseye is nothing, you want to win you have to hit the triple 20, thats 60 points."
*Galthol pulls a dagger from his boot and flings it towards the dartboard*
"There triple 20, now hand over the cash"

[Locke]

*minilocke scampers away laughing maniacally*

Hahaha, guess who got the cash :p

*Pours a couple drinks*

Ahh, alchohol, my old friend :drunk: :p

[Lance Alvein]

But what if I do this?
*Lance tosses several different types of throwing weapons at the board, splitting or knocking off everything already on it*
I win now :p

[FlashFirer]

Heeeeyyyy. I didn't even get to play...*throws flash grenade and runs away with the cash*

[Locke]

Ummm, you guys forget that Mini-Locke already ran away with the cash. Your whole display was pointless.

*Drains a beer*

Now if I could just get him to tell me where he stashed it :wonder:

[FlashFirer]

Hey, about the Mini-Locke...something on it was beeping. I think it was a tracking beacon *evil grin*

[Locke]

Nope, that was the beeper I got him for his birthday ;)

*Pours a coke for Flashfirer*

Here, enjoy your coke while I go try to track him down

*Strolls off to track down Mini-Locke*

Hold on a minute

*Grabs a couple bottles of beer and put's them in various pockets*

There, now I'm ready for my quest :D

[FlashFirer]

Okay...that cash was fake anyway.

[Locke]

Only fake if people get told it is ;)

*Drains one of the beer*

I gotta try and slow down my drinking so that I don't drain the beer in one go. This is getting kinda ridiculous ...

[Lance Alvein]

Wait... you mean there was a prize for the best throw O_O
I guess somebody had better stop Mini-Locke...

[Locke]

But that would defeat the purpose to his existance. He is more or less random chaos. And unstoppable, as he is an extension of me :p

*Drinks half a beer in one go*

Hey, I'm getting better :p

[FlashFirer]

Oh, so you think the money isn't fake? ¬¬

Just one question. Can Mini-Locke explode if somehow someone could place an explosive on him...or near him? Although you say that is...impossible. >=)

[Locke]

Chances are it would appear on the person who set them just before exploding. Mini-Locke is weird like that ;)

*Drinks the rest of the beer*

Ahhhh, that's good beer. Man I love working the counter here :drunk:

[FlashFirer]

Cool =)
*fake money with bombs inside (just for case ;D) appear next to FlashFirer who quickly defuses them*

Well, ain't that somethin'

[Locke]

Hey, I'll be Jet would like something to eat out there in the sauna, anybody wanna take something out to him while I mix up some drinks?

*Drains a beer in one draw*

Mmmmm, that was awesome :p

*Hauls out some random leftovers (but still edible) and sets the platter down on the counter*

Anyone?

[FlashFirer]

*sends a Moogle-Bot to do the job*

See? Am I nice or what? =P

[Locke]

Egads, Jet should be thrilled :D

*Pours a coke for Flash*

Here, enjoy a coke for the services of your moogle-bot

*Pours 2 beers for self*

Ahhh, I love this place :p

[FlashFirer]

Thanks dude. Took a loong time to build that moggle-bot. I was starting to wonder when would they be of use so someone pours me a Coke XP

[PRIEST]

*Releases a group of "little people" into the tavern*

Remember your god, little ones, and do well.

*Hicups*

[kai]

*steps into the tavern, sees a group a little people*

Locke you've outdone yourself this time

*grabs jaw, ripping off the lower portion and begin tossing little people into his mouth until they are gone then pops jaw back into place*

Delicious, I hope I didn't eat any of your patrons locke, I get carried away when I see little people. Got a beer to wash that down? I think one of them had syphilis :knockedout: .

[FlashFirer]

I'm just glad I'm not THAT little, even considering my age...
*sends moogle-bot, which bursts a hole in kai's stomach and takes all the little people out of there*
Aaah...thanks moogle-bot, you rock.

[jetblue]

*comes in from the sauna covered in stew bits and fries*
"Whos practical joke was it to send a small robot in the sauna with lots of food and explode on me as i was reaching for a french frie?",looks around and see tiny people coming towards him.
"Ahhh,itsy tiny people!",runs around in a panic....

[Locke]

FLASH :shame: :p

*starts to stomp the little people*

Hey, this is fun, it's like whack a mole with little people :evillaugh:

[Blade Tanaka]

What kind of mole? One that digs underground? Or the Type of mole you find on a chemistry exam?

*Blade Laughs meniacaly and does a dance* :evillaugh: :dance:

*Stomps on a little man*

They're so small I can't tell the difference.

[kai]

*deflates as all the little people exit stomach, turning into a jello like blob*

Glurp

*disintegrates*

[FlashFirer]

*comes in from the sauna covered in stew bits and fries*
"Whos practical joke was it to send a small robot in the sauna with lots of food and explode on me as i was reaching for a french frie?",looks around and see tiny people coming towards him.
"Ahhh,itsy tiny people!",runs around in a panic....CRA*! *runs way, stomping on lots of little people in the way*
CRA*!! *tries to go back but trips on Locke's stuff and falls on some other little people*
CRA*!!! *starts hovering but hits head on the ceiling causing a lamp to fall and kill some other little people*
...Cra? No, no "P".
*little person gets affraid of FlashFirer and kills himself*
Just my luck =P Hey Jetblue, you should be thakful that you're covered in tasty food and not in little people's blood. *runs away before Jetblue realizes it was his fault*

[PRIEST]

HaHaHa!!!!!!

Wreak Havok My Children!!!!!!!!!!

*A group of little people set fire to a table, as another group is running off with one of Loche's beer like an army of ants*

[FlashFirer]

Wow, there are LOTS of them! O__O
What are we gonna do Blade?

[Lance Alvein]

I know what to do...
*Lance leans down & whispers something in one of the little people's ears*
Now lets sit back and watch the fun
*The little person gathers all of the rest of them up & they converge on Priest*
They want a godly demonstration, Priest... better have a couple of miracles up your sleeves :evilgrin:

[Galthol]

"Wait a minute here."
*picks up a little person*
"It it just me or does this look like a fremen to anyone else"
*Little person stabs Galthol*
"Ouch damnit,Thats it you1 Its stomping time!"

[PRIEST]

*Starting from his eyes a purple flame spreads across PRIEST's body*

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU DIMINUTIVE INSOLANT SCUM!!!!!!!!

*Stomps foot and roars with such strength that dust falls from the rafters.*

HOW DARE YOU COMMAND YOUR GOD!!!!!!!!!

*Half of the Horde of three thousand little people die instantly, for no apparent reason*

I BIRTH MY FADYKIN!!!!

*The remaining little people sprout a purple flame, and as all the other light in the tavern disapears, over a thousand tiny candle flames can be seen*

[FlashFirer]

*picks up night-vision glasses and sends moogle-bot, which kicks PRIEST's crotch*
Everyone has a weak point, dude!
*anime-like victory pose*

[PRIEST]

*The flames disipate...and as everything returns to normal all the little Fadykin scatter in search of a new homes*

Hicup!

*Passes out from a mix of extreme pain, and extreme intoxication*

[FlashFirer]

*gives medicine to priest*
Here, this will make you feel wors--I mean, better ;D

[Locke]

*picks up a little person and throws it at the dart board*

Hmm, kinda morbid I know, but I wanted to see what happened.....

HEY, NO, BEER

*Grabs beer quickly, then hauls out a flyswatter and squishes the little people with it*

That's it, they are now as bugs to me :evillaugh:

*Starts swatting amidst the high pitched screams as they all run away in fear of the thing squisher*

Try and still my beer will they, stupid little people :realmad:

*Pours beer down sink just in case the little people poisoned it, then drains another couple beer to make up for the sorrow of pouring one out on the off chance it was poison*

That just makes me sad :cry:

[FlashFirer]

Holy cow, was that an Oompa Loompa? (TMTMTMTMTMTM)

[Yuffie]

Barkeep! Gimme some orange squash and a pint of your best ale for my friend here! :D

*Yuffie's bestest budgie in the whole world chirps*

[PRIEST]

*Wakes up....Stagers into a corner*

OOMPA L00MPAS!!!!!!!

*Passes out on a chair*

[FlashFirer]

Hey, that chair is mine.
*takes chair from priest, which falls into the ground*
Ops, sorry priest...it's just that now you are...
2-inch tall? @____@ OMG I think that vortex did something to Priest.

[Blade Tanaka]

Uh oh... Here we go again.

*Stumbels into the vortex*
I gots to go back to the Future!

[Blade Tanaka]

Uh oh... Here we go again.

*Stumbels into the vortex*
I gots to go back to the Future!

[FlashFirer]

Ops Blade, double-post =P Browser problems or just lack of memory? =P
@Topic:
Oh no, priest got even smaller! Now he's half an inch tall...what are we gonna do?
*stops moogle-bot from stepping on priest*

[Locke]

Barkeep! Gimme some orange squash and a pint of your best ale for my friend here! :D

*Yuffie's bestest budgie in the whole world chirps**Slides some orange squash and a pint of great ale down the bar*

Here, enjoy that. I'll stick with my quart of whiskey here.... in between beers, anyways :p

[Yuffie]

Priest's so TINY!!!! AWWWWW!!!!

Can I keep him?!?! :love:

[FlashFirer]

Sure...just find him first though. =P
Wait...that is quite worrying. I might have stepped on priest already! O___O
Well...there's only one solution...*gives a walkie-talkie to Yuffie*
*goes into the vortex and comes out really small*
I'll give you guys his location by the walkie-talkie...and bring back into the vortex so he can grow again.
I'll also give you my location so you don't step on me. I'm at the chair on Tanaka's left now....be careful =O

[PRIEST]

*Wakes up*

I must have been at the temple again.... it is the only posability..... ribit.

*Pulls out a flask and some banoculars*

Well that looks like FlashFirer over there.... HEY FLASH! OVER HERE!

[Yuffie]

Little sparrow!! Come in little sparrow!!!!

*crrsrbshshshrrrrrrr*

Walkie talkies rule. :spin:

[FlashFirer]

OW MY EAR!!!
*tunes down the walkie-talkie's volume*
Hey Yuffie, not that loud, k? ^^;;

...Hey Priest!!! I saw you man!!! Wait a sec, I'll run over there...wait...you'd better run over here, there's a spider behind you. That's pretty twisted.

[Locke]

*Picks up both Priest and Flash and carries them to the vortex*

Hey, when the hell did a vortex appear in the middle of the Tavern :confused:

I thought it was at the random battle thinger :wonder:

Meh

*Drains back 2 beer at the same time*

That's a bit better :D

[Yuffie]

Now that you mention it, I don't think I remember that vortex being there.

Ah well, I probably just didn't notice it. :D

[Locke]

I blame my not noticing it appear on being :drunk: :p

*drains another beer*

Can't not keep this trend up :p

[FlashFirer]

It was here since the very foundation of the Tavern, it's part of our slogan remember?
"Stay here or we'll throw ya into ye olde vortex"

[Yuffie]

Oh yeah...I always thought the slogan was just being sarcastic. :spin:

Learn something new every day.

[Locke]

*Drains a beer*

Alrighty then, forgetting the vortex, who's up for trivia?

[FlashFirer]

I'm up for it, always nice to have an actual challenge \^^/

[Yuffie]

Me too! I might not answer much but at least I'll learn something. :D

[PRIEST]

Well, now that i am big again, can i get some whiskey?

I sure hope you've got some good questions for trivia.

[FlashFirer]

*handles some whiskey to Priest*
Here, that'll make you...smarter http://forums.rpgamers.net/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif

[Galthol]

"ahh Trivas always good. Epsically if you have one of those heads for random bits of knowledge, which doesnt really leave much for school work, hmm At toast for self-education"

*Galthol raises a glass*

[Yuffie]

I'll raise my glass to uni life! :D

So much joy for so little work. :spin:

[PRIEST]

Thanks Flash. But ya know, me and whiskey are like Popeye and spinach. It can only help me!

Cheers Galthol!

*Drains his glass*

How refreshing!

*Hicup*

[FlashFirer]

Thread KO

Someone should really do the Goddamn trivia.

[Yuffie]

Uh...ok pub quiz question one...

um...

Who first brought potatoes to England? :emlaugh:

This was in a pub quiz a while back. :p

[FlashFirer]

A guy with a moustache! The guys with moustaches always do it.

[Galthol]

"Something makes me want to say Cabot, But I think I will go with Francis Drake... Yeah Francis Drake."

*hmmm"

"Nah I'll got with Cabot."

[Yuffie]

Ok...I think the right answer is Sir Walter Raleigh...but scientists are thinking now that Francis Drake was more likely to have done it. So we'll let Galthol have that one. :p

Next question! :D

[FlashFirer]

OK...basic knowledge question #02...

What was the capital of Poland until 1600?

[Yuffie]

There's no way I'd know that if it wasn't for google and I'm not gonna cheat this early in the game. :p

[FlashFirer]

Well, that's a lie...I found that out reading Calvin & Hobbes XD

[Lance Alvein]

But nobody else knows... If I knew the names of cities in Poland, I'd try to make a guess... but I don't :p

[FlashFirer]

Errm...
Gonna make this really easy then.
a) Krakow
b) Sahara
...that should be enough -.-'

[PRIEST]

KRAKOW!!!!!!!!

*hicups*

Sahara is a desert! yum, desert

God bless whiskey.

*hicups*

[FlashFirer]

Ya...Priest gets this one.

[Yuffie]

Damn I was totally gonna say krakow!!

Ah well.

True or false!

Anne of Cleves was rumoured to have had 6 fingers on one hand.

[SeymourGuado]

True.

I think....

maybe she has incestrous ancestorshttp://forums.rpgamers.net/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Galthol]

Well any time you have "Somebody" of "Somewhere" there is usually inbreeding involved. http://forums.rpgamers.net/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Locke]

And I'll say false just to be different, though I really have no idea. True and False questions at a bar are fun, you get a 50 50 chance for a free drink :p

[FlashFirer]

True!
...*bribes Yuffie*
True, please =)