The RPGN Tavern

[Blade Tanaka]

OKay so waht have I missed? And Jet have we decided what we wanted for the Tavern? And This is my 490th Post! ^o^

[Geosgaeno]

"well blade im the new manager of this place now" (read my first post in this thread, it states me overthrowing the tavern)

"how bout a drink on the house everybody, now im the manager, oh and if jet comes back me and him shall draw up a partnership agreement and if he doesnt then the bulldozers and wrecking balls are on the way"

[Galthol]

"Whatever just as long as you keep serving drinks."

*Looks down at remains of elemental*

"Damn, good elemenatals are getting harder and harder to summon, Oh well"

*Goes to bar and orders a beer*

[Ksaa]

"erm... ish should NA had dun DAT!" Ksaa looked at the Alien remains of the Cyber, it's power failing quickly. Suddenly he dropped to the floor and gripped his head, as it began to change. Elongating, horns growing, and his hair, blondeing, narrowing, and growing down his back into a mane. He screamed, as wings burst form his back, in an unhuman sound. He let out a loud roar, almost shattering the windows of the near area. "Foolish creature..." There stood now, Ksaa, a large green scaled, anthro dragon, in the remains of his former clothes.

[Vidus]

" Wow, if the drinks are on the house I might be able to get myself closer to the bar"
*Vidus starts a slow walking process....time passes and finally he is close enough to get some drinks*
"Tastes good. Really good actually. Maximum points for the person who made this drink."
*The energy of the drink fills Vidus's energy storages and he is ready to begin the studying again*
"Thanks Geosgaeno. I owe you one. Just ask anything you want.."
* Vidus takes his studybooks from his bag and starts to read again*

[TrueSephiroth]

:lol: This will be fun.http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif

*Keeps distance and continues with his meal*

[Geosgaeno]

"well Vidus if you could find a book for me called, *eternal magic for begginers which makes people into GOD* weird name for a book title huh, anyway if you can find it thatll be super and also it'll help me overthrow Draud"

"beer sales decreased by 25% for a trail basis, grab it whilst you can people"

[Lord Draud]

" heh a dragon eh? i have enslaved many of your kind and harvested tehre souls and flesh for bargaining chips with lower realm lords, and iam next to a god" *checks his status* " correction iam a DemiGod because at least some people here follow me, now back down pet befor a turn you into a pygmy Pyrolizard"

[Galthol]

"Hic (slurred) Deecrees in beeeer I'lll killll youuuu foooor that. Cem here you dirty rotten"

*Galthol colpases on the bar and starts snoring.*

[Geosgaeno]

"here galthol there is a cup of coffee for ya" *hands the cup to galthol*

"thatll sobber you up and then you can start drinking again, also i belioeve its time for another Tavern fiest" *checks out a few magazines for large takaway meals* "ok guys ive ordered a huge meal for 100ppl, seating order will also be arranged, just stay around the food should be here in a few hours"

*Geo grabs himself a small cocktail*

[Ksaa]

"PFFT you are not MY god! and I take it as an INSULT!! I AM NOT A PYROLIZARD!!" The Dragon puffed, "Besides.... I am the Warrior of Air on my planet! Only that of the Will over sees me!" Summoning up the Scythe again, this time it radiated with a slight glow. "You are an InterDimensional begin, yes?"

[Galthol]

"Hey guys I want to introduce someone"

*Galthol rushes out............................................... ...Galthol rushes back in with a Half-elf in tow*

"Guys I want you to meet a friend of mine. Mog Ruith."

*Ruith Speaks*"Hi umm yeah I'm form another tavern, But it was getting a bit boring, If things pick up I'll go back, Well if you decided to vist there I'll porbly be singing or playing my flute, but untill something happens there, I'll provide back ground music"

*Galthol trys to divert everyones attention from his shameless attention grabbing for his other post by summoning a water elemental and sending it after people.*

"Blade you're first, don't worry he's not like Jim heh heh"

[Geosgaeno]

"hi ruith, yeah ive seen ya before in that other tavern i visited briefly have a good stay whilst it lasts and have a drink on the house"

*Geo shows a new menu with a variety of new drinks to test*

"ok lets sample a few of these mixed drinks ive created, ive made 3. First who wants to try the 'Fire Flan' which is simply a melted red jelly type drink which burns the mouth slightly, secondly who wishes to try 'Dark Element' which is a dark cloudy drink with a hidden feature of tasty crystals lying at the bottom, and lastly i think i will try this one out for myself, its called 'The Geosahagin' and this is made from the waters of the baaj temple and an alcoholic mix created from the sea creatures which swim near the baaj temple like the geosgaeno and sahagin, i must warn you that this drink isnt suitable for non-heavy drinkers as it is so strong it has been know to kill people"

"please enjoy the drinks, cheers"

[Galthol]

Ooh give me one of those Geosinainge thinghys, they sound good. tell you what I'll buy a round on the house, if were lucky it'll kill all those adventureres, that have abandonded the thread after posting like twice. :evillaugh:

[Geosgaeno]

"ok all you drinkers, three cheers for Galthol, its Geosahagins all around"

*hands out the dangerously concentrated drinks*

"be warned it is bad and very strong" *everyone begins to drink, and shortly after about half of the people from the tavern fall unconsious, only Geosgaeno, galthol, blade, baz and Draud didnt fall unconsious but they did fall over and get back on there feet*

"jeesh that was heavy, the ambulences are on the way to stomach pump some of these adventurers, myself i think they will die in there hospital beds, maybe we should drink a few Fire Flans next time ehh Galthol"

*the ambulences arrive and see a room which looks like a mass suicide has just taken place, the ambulence crew dont know that some of the adventures are still alive, but never the less they throw them on a big bonfire* "looks like the adventurers have gone Galthol"

[Vidus]

*Vidus has been searching the book Geosgaeno wanted. He returns with an old book that looks so heavy and thick that it have to contain lots of information. He places it in front of Geosgaeno.*
" There you go mate. I hope this will do. I didn't find the book you would like to have but this How to become a God in seven days is pretty close to that."
* Vidus looks like he have fought for the book. He takes a seat and sighs*
" Hey, why such a few people in here? Man, I'm so thirsty."
* Vidus takes the nearest drink and drinks it*
" Wow, this is verrryy gggoooo....."
* Vidus drops on the floor. He didn't notice that the drink was the legendary 'Geosahagin'*

[Geosgaeno]

"i will thank you when you wake up Vidus, oh you been in the battles for this, ill keep a Dark Element waiting on the bar for when you weake up"

*reads about 1/5 of the book and already Geo is becoming great with magic*

"haha at this rate i will be better than God and Draud, now then lets get draud out of the picture so he cant mess with my learnings" *casts a seal spell and lockes Draud in the cellar, the only way Draud can get out is if he agrees for him and Geo to join forces and combine good (Geo) and evil (Draud) into the most powerful of forces*

"wadda ya say Draud, lets conquer God and the Devil and reign supreme in this galaxy" *see's Vidus wake* "ahh Vidus i must thank you for this book, here have this Dark Element a put aside for you dont worry its fine, the crystals at the bottom are delicious, infact im going to have one myself cheers"

[Vidus]

* Vidus wakes up.Hears Geosgaeno saying something but can't find out what it is because Vidus's head hearts sooo much*
" Damn. Who turn off the light?? what happened??"
* Vidus notices that Geosgano offers him a drink. Geosgaeno says that the drink is fine so Vidus drinks it because he trusts this guy. He waits and nothing happens if the refreshing effect doesn't count*
" I feel like a new man now. This drink sure is amazing."
*Vidus drinks couple of more drinks.*
"Hey Geosgaeno, I hope you find that you are looking for from the book. Just don't use it to create evilness. I have to go now."
*Vidus walks out of the tavern and heads into the forest*

[Geosgaeno]

"your always going on adventures, be safe and dont bring any raging rabite back"

*reads some more pages in this new book* "oooohhhhh i am becoming better at everything, im now even a mater at teleconises *tidy's up the room in seconds* "now thats better, oh and Vidus dont worry im not using for evil only for myself" *drinks a dark matter and a fire flan mix, and calles it a Fire Element* "new drink on offer, called the Fire Element"

[Galthol]

*Galthol sneaks up behind Geo and steals the book. He then ducks down and turns to the last page eraese what he finds threre and transcribes an ancient druidc spell for self-transfromation it to a daisy, then puts the book back with out Geo noticing*

[Geosgaeno]

"finally im at the last page of the book, so you do this that that and that and vwalaa........noooooo i turned into a daisy whats going on" *notices Galthol chuckling under a table, and Geo uses his magic and turns back to normal* "hey you Galthol come here" *uses his teleconises and pins Galthol to the top of the wall* "time for as little torture i believe, here drink this and soon all your worries will be gone" *Geo mixes together 100 Geosahagins* "NOW DRINK" *Geo easily over powers galthols resistance and galthol is forced to drink and then collapses on the floor in a critical state*

"that'll teach ya to mess with a master of all, and this goes for anyone else who wishes to interfear with my studies, i dont want to become evil but if some people try to force me i will" *gives Galthol a healing Elixer* "now you shall mop the floor and make everyone food, CHOP CHOP" *galthol picks up the mop and cleans frantically*

[Vidus]

*Vidus is practising his blitzball skills near the tavern and decides to drop by in the tavern. He steps inside and notices Galthol cleaning up the place. He doesn't see Geosgaeno anywhere. He then does some tricks with his blitzball and sits down noticing that there is a new drink available*
"Fire Element. I wonder if it is spicy and hot?? One Fire Element please."
*Vidus drinks the Fire element and heads out to finish his training for today*

[Lord Draud]

*back in teh lab with his spawn Lord Draud trys to get work done with his daughter pouting about he won't let he got out to the school dance* " i am telling you for the last time i will not have you going aboutt own galavanting like a common person your a mage and a half-devil and youwill act like now go make plans to take over ytour school or somethign like a good evil person!"

[Geosgaeno]

"hey draud ive concocted a drink fit for a devil, here have a taste, ive called it a 'Red Puroboros', it burns the mouth as a side effect but it increases you magical power by 86.56783% for about 1hour"

*goes to the basement to hand Draud the drink*

"cheers i think i will have one too, long live magical powers, oh and by the way, this drink is at a very high price, and only strong magicians and people of the sort will be allowed to drink it, sorry all you human folk"

[Lord Draud]

hmmm being of the undead race it might work if its as magical as you say * gulps it down* " and being a minor god means that it can't hurt me any way and....whoa " * lord draud is bnot high s a kite of power*

[Vidus]

*Vidus steps in. He has seemingly been pumping iron because he has gained some weight.*
" Geosgaeno you have become a really good bartender or should I just say mixer"
*Vidus decides to try the newest mix but hears that it's pretty strong stuff so he lives it alone.*
"I think I will take one fire element. Atleast it was good last time I tasted it.I hope Geosgaeno hasn't made any changes to it."
*He takes the drink and heads to the dancefloor*

[Galthol]

"hic Geosahagin pleez"

*takes the drink and downs it. Galthol then proceeds to brandish a yew stick at all the adventures he finds while yelling at them drunknly to...*

"Get a job and stay. Why do you leave? Stay. damn you stay"

*Eventyall Galthol slumps down and starts snoring loudly*

[Geosgaeno]

"its good to see my mixes getting popular around here, ill try and make some more if ya want"

*Geo decides to make a weaker version of the Red Puroboros for the non magic people of the tavern*

"ok guys, new drink for all you non magicians, its called the 'Yellow Puroboros'http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biggrin.gif, and also if ya want ill mix up some good food"

*Geo thinks everyone needs some food for nobody has had any in a while, Orders Kebabs for all*

[Vidus]

* Vidus notices that there are no girls on the dancefloor and stops his boogie woogie. He heads back to the bar and hears Geosgaeno saying something about food.*
" I'm always ready for some delicious dish."
*At the same moment Vidus gets several kebab's in front of him*
"I guess Geosgaeno is worrying that we haven't eaten enough, drinking maybe too much instead"
*He starts to eat those kebab's. mums...mums..*
"good...mmm...delicious"

[Lord Draud]

* Lord Draud gets a phone call from his daughter* " what do you mean you have gane and signed up for school! your only like 3 weeks old! i know i super aged you and let you read all my books but don'tyou think you will be made fun of?? you have wings for Velsharoons sake!" * walks up stairs and goes to the bar* " ok guys i need help i need you to keep an eye on my little girl, any one gives her a hard time i will pay to see them maimed if not killed out right my little baby will get whwt she wants even if i know shes is gonna be disapointed in it...and try to be discreat" * looks over at jetblue loading up his sniper rifle* " and no disintergrations" * ques impreals march and starts breathing funny*

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance wakes up from a 2 week sleep; hears Draud talking about something*
What's going on?? Can I do anything to help??
Why is half the tavern on the floor unconcious?

*Edit: I finally finished reading the entire tavern thread... it only took me about 1-2 months to complete, but I finished it! http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/bigeyes.gif*

[Geosgaeno]

"man im totally tired after stirring and mixing drinks for 3days solid, i think i will have a snooze, someone wake me tomorrow noon"

*load snoring echoes through the tavern*

[Lance Alvein]

Hey Geosgaeno... It's noon my time, which means that you should wake up and make us more drinks...
After all, one of the rules of this tavern is not to ever let the customers sober. Otherwise, someone else might take control over the tavern... http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif

And Draud, did she say which school she signed up for? After all, there are several, and you probably don't want us wandering to too many different schools trying to find her.

[TrueSephiroth]

*ponders drauds offer to protect his daughter*

I might take it I'm not sure yet, is a sword in the back of the head discrete?

[Geosgaeno]

"hey guys im back, up and running with renewed energy"

*falls over still half asleep* "well i thought i was ok, im hungry i need to hire a Chef, who wants to apply for the job, name yourselves"

[Galthol]

*Wakes up from drunken stupor*

"O.K I need to turn my life around. Geo I name myself Galthol Chef Supreme. Draud. I offer my services as a tracker. I am at your service. When not cooking."

[Geosgaeno]

"thanks for the help Galthol but we still need another pair of hands in the kitchen, who else wants a job"

*looks around and see's nobody putting themselves forward for the post*

"oh well, if anyone wants it the post is vacant, yo Galthol could you cook something special for the people of the Tavern tonight, i think a celebratory meal is in order for you becoming the supreme head chef of the Universe"

*Geo begins sorting seating arrangments"

[Lance Alvein]

I'll help do some cooking... but I must admit that I end up asleep most of the day, so I'll mostly cook on the weekends.
Since Galthol seems incapacitated, I shall do the cooking for the uber meal tonight. The only problem is that only know how to cook desserts http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/embarassedlaugh.gif . I'll prepare some fudge for later tonight, but unless we get another cook, we're stuck with fudge for supper http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biggrin.gif .

[Galthol]

"Oh no Lance. You stick with desert. I will make supper. Anybody have any requests for the big meal? I can cook anything. Any thing at all."
*Galthol heads in to the kitchen and comes back out with the biggest plate of spare ribs you have evers seen in your live just dripping in teriakya sauce. The meat is tender and succlent your mouth waters at the smell*

"These are on the house enjoy"

[Geosgaeno]

"i will just have a gigantic bown of chicken wings with various sauces if ya dont mind"

[Lord Draud]

*feel free to post about what your doing to protect my spawn, i can post very often cause iam doing evils work in teh form of telemarketing *

[Geosgaeno]

"ohh no Draud, we have angry lawyers at the door with your childs mother, she is saying that you illegally made a baby and she also wants the kid back"

*Geo runs around for a while like a headless chicken in panic*

"im scared of lawyers, they they they ARRRRRGGGGGGGG"

*Geo hides behind a table and everyone is wondering why he is in such a panic*

"its because im on the run people, and ......they can do things ya know so be scared and cover me, Draud you take your kid and hide her and then we shall all come up with a plan to get rid of them......Looks like the meal is on hold Galthol"

[Vidus]

"hey it has been a while since I last ate. I think it was Geosgaenos kebab's. I see you have two new cooks here"
*Vidus heads towards the plate full of spare rips and takes some*
"are these on the house again??"
*hears galthol saying that they are*
"how an earth do you guys manage to keep this tavern going if almost everything is on the house??"
*Vidus shuts his mouth when he notices that he doesn't have any money on him*
"on the house, on the house... yippii!!"

[Lord Draud]

"lawers eh? i will summon a few Devil lawers of my own to battle this charge also her mother is down stairs she is an acolite if she wanted to see her daughter she should try harder to escape the cell i locked her in!"

[TrueSephiroth]

Interesting little family group you have draud.
Well Don't bother with a lawyer battle it will last longer then you draud.

*starts doing battle with lawyers*

Jeez what the hell everytime I attack there is not damage it says shield of paperwork.

Damn, they are tough.

*trys every attack he has including summons and magics*
Shit still no effect! HP: 100/?
This sucks... Wait one more I haven't tryed yet! COIN! (in case you don't know its using money to do damage)

*uses 1,000,000,000 gill for attack*
Lawyers dead, holy crap I forgot that lawyers will just go away when paid enough.

*Full cure ?HP*

WEll That was FUN!http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Blade Tanaka]

*Sees Vidus eating "free food"* AHHHHHHH WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE BEEN DOING WHILE I WAS GONE!? *Blade colapses in a chair and starts hiting his head on the table* "You never should have left them... I told you a million times 'Don't leave them alone you already s[ent enough money on the new funature, drink mixes and so forth' But noooooo you just ahve to leave and let the whole place fall apart. Even Lawyers got into the bar and the sigh CLEARLY says 'NO LAWYERS' Expect big punioshment next time Blade" *I continue to ramble on and punish myself for the next little while* ^o^

[Galthol]

*Yells to Blade*

"Hey you sous-chef get to work making food. Gods it is so hard to get good underlings these days. Hurry up now dont stand there all day we have food to make"

[Blade Tanaka]

Whatever.... *Blade disapears into kichen to cook food.* ^o^

[Geosgaeno]

haha welcome back blade, you even managed to let a new owner of this place appear.......ME haha"

*still hidng from the lawyers*

[Blade Tanaka]

"Really?" Blade quoestions Geo. "Wow.. I wonder what happened to jetblue then?" Blade shrugs and continues to cook. "Hey Geo pass me those spices would you?" Geo hands Blade the spices. "I'm gonna cook you a welcome to the staff dinner" Blade continues his work. "come get it in a while." ^o^

[Geosgaeno]

"ohh i say, that looks great.....no poison iin it i hope, ill eat it later anyways i need a beer right now"

*pours himself a beer on the house.......like always*

"ohh and if you dont mind Blade please dont go easy on the chilli....man how i love chilli"

[Lord Draud]

" blasted lawers i wish them all dead" * stalks back down to his lair to have a talk with his spawns mother and to scry on her while at school*

[Galthol]

"Chili huh? Blade take over for a while I have to go collect some ....ingredients. hehe hehe hehe."

*Galthol gathers up all his Druid acourtments and heads out the door.*

"Geo I will find you ingerdients so hot you will be breating fire"

[Geosgaeno]

"did i hear about fire yay fire i love seing things on fire when does the display happen and where" *galthol grins like this>>>>http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif*

*geo opens his mouth and places the inferno dinner into his mouth and*

"arrrrggggggggggggg....who made this......arrrrrrggggggggg, this will not do it is far too cold, go fetch me some hot sauce"

[Lord Draud]

* lord draud sees the uber hot chilli and thinks back to when he had a working toung....* " i regret nothing!"

[Astrolounge]

*Pulls himself up out of a pile of boxes and boards*
What just happened? Where am I?

And FAR more importantly, where are my pants?

[Vidus]

*Vidus has already eaten too much and must stop eating.*
"Ohh..my tummy hearts!! Why did I eat so much???"
*well because it was free of course but now he has to do some exercises so that he would feel more comfortable*
"Maybe I should go to swim, Yeah I will do that."
*Vidus takes his pants of throws to Astrolounge who desperately needs some kind of clothing to cover his bottom*
" I hope they fit. I don't need them cause I'm would take my pants of anyway when I go swimming"

[Geosgaeno]

*haha laughs at Vidus jumping into an empty pool*

"yo Vidus, the water got all horrible and yukky and it formed a thick layer of algi on the top so we emptied it and were filling it up later, which gives me an idea"

*Geo finds some sand and scatters it around the gigantic pool and then lays some towels down forming a beach, then begins to fill up the pool with the cleanest water on Earth, rings up some females who come to the tavern....HOT FEMALES and it has formed a*

"BEACH PARTY, and this time Draud im not letting you experiment on any girls, its my turnhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif"

[Vidus]

"God dammit!! What the heck is this?!?! No water!!!"
*Vidus climbs out of the pool and cleans himself*
"Hey my tummy doesn't hurt anymore!! But my head hearts like hell."
*He walk in to the tavern again and takes some medicine for his headache*
"I think I will pass the Beach party for today....OOohh my head!!!

[Astrolounge]

*Pulls on odd red jeans*
Where did you get these? I didn't know jeans came in colours other than blue and black.
*Hand gomes away from jeans covered in blood*
Oh. Well that explains a lot.

Wait, no it doesn't. Why are your pants covered in blood!?!
Recent blood for that mater!

[Galthol]

"What can I make for you next? Just ask and ye shall recive. And remeber I put my 'secret' ingerdient in to everything"

*Galthol heads into the kitchen to cook up an order of french fries for the :flagca: Chips for the:flaguk: Freedom Fries for the :flagusa: and for the :flagfi::flagfr: :flagau: :flagjp: etc. He inroduces them to Poutine

[Vidus]

*Vidus hears Astrolounge saying something about those pants*
"Oh..That blood... it's from...aaahh..mm ...it's from...it's from the battle that I had in the forest when walking towards the tavern...yeah that's where it's from. Don't worry it was an awful monster trying to eat a child. Luckily I was able to save her."
*Vidus sees that Galthol has cooked up something again and heads to see what is it this time*
"Ranskalaisia!! Yippii.. They have to be good. There is no change they could be bad."

[Blade Tanaka]

I think I'll eat some putien. Mmmmmm.... ^o^

[Galthol]

"Ummm O.K Ran-ska-la-is-ia...... (did I say that right?) for the :flagfi:.

[Vidus]

*Vidus bursts into laugh when he hears Galthol speaking Finnish*
" Yes that is right enough Galthol"
*He continues his hysterical laugh and goes to the toilet*

[Blade Tanaka]

We need some action around ehre again.. anyone want to go on another monster hunt? ^o^

[Geosgaeno]

"the last quest we went on had repercussions, looks outside"

*everyone peers outside to see Geo's Metal Gear Ray on the horizon killing animals and destroying the landscape*

"if that thing finds its way back here were done for, i think we should build some stealth camo around the tavern"

*looks outsaide again and see's the Metal Gear is heading towards the tavern*

"ARRRRRGGGGG, quick we need to get building we have about 2days before it will get here"

*Geo rushes to get tool for everyone, the only thing they need now is hundreds of mirrors*

"MIRRORS, WHO CAN FIND US SOME MIRRORS"

[Vidus]

*When coming back from the toilet, still laughing like crazy, Vidus notices that somethings wrong. Especially Geosgaeno seems to be terrified. He is giving everybody tools. Vidus gets a shavel.*
"What the heck am I suppose to do with this?"
*Geosgaeno takes Vidus near the window and points at the Metal Gear*
"JEESUS!!..We are going to die."
*Vidus goes back to toilet and comes back with couple of mirrors*
"I ripped these of on the toilet's walls. I hope they will help or atleast these are something to start with"

[Galthol]

"I'll try my best to distract it"

*Galthol heads outside and summons up a giant hawk and starts flying it around the metal gears head*

"Hurry I can keep this up for long"

*Galthol starts hurling blue fireballs at the gear*

"HELP! THIS ISN'T WORKING"

[Vidus]

*Vidus runs out with two mirrors and throws one of them to Galthol*
"There you go mate. We will be able to defeat it with these mirrors"
*Suddenly Vidus remembers that he doesn't know how should they use these mirrors.*
"Dammit!! Wait a minute Galthol."
*Vidus runs back in and tries to find Geosgaeno, to ask him what should they do with the mirrors, but he is nowhere to be seen*
"Geosgaeno where are you!!!!"

[Geosgaeno]

"sorry bout that i just popped out to buys these" *holds up 1,000 mirrors*

"we gonna use them by putting them on the outside of the building so that only reflections can be seen and the tavern wont be able to be seen, i mean a metal gear wont be able to spot what we have done, lets start putting them on the walls guys"

[Blade Tanaka]

*Blade picks up some mirrors and puts them around, He puses for a minuted and holds out his hand for a few seconds.*
"If you want to kill a gear use your pyhcks to turn it off. Then pummel it."
*Blade closes his eyes and focuses. HIs spirit goes to the far planes and he gets inside the gear.*
"I'm not sure how to shut this thing off. Anybody else know how?"
*Blade starts moving swihthces and pushing buttons with his mind*
"What about this button?"
*Blade cracks open a glass case and hits a large red button.* "SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED. METAL GEAR RAY WILL NOW SELF DESTRUCT IN T-5 MINUTES. HAVE A NICE DAY."
*The inside of the gear starts beeping and flashing red.*
"Guys we need to get this thing as far away from the tavern as we can."
*Blade goes back into his body and starts runnung towards the Gear*

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance emerges from the kitchen after making fudge for the last two weeks, sees the pandemonium around, shrugs*
I assume that somebody has already dealt with whatever crises we have had in the last two weeks, so ... free fudge for whoever did anything to help. http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biggrin.gif For the rest of you, you get fudge for doing anything humourous. http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
Trust me, this fudge is good...
*Lance smiles, starts to giggle, then stops, coughs, and then nods his head several times as if in answer to an unheard question*

[TrueSephiroth]

I have not done anything but kill those lawyers recently and I'm not about to do something humorous to get fudge.

I'll take some any way and if you have a problem with it I will kill for fudge.

As for that metal gear problem it isn't a problem for me seeing as though I would easily survive the destruction.

[Astrolounge]

Of all the times I could choose to regain consciousness.
*sigh*
Good thing I woke up, 'cause... Otherwise I would have slept right through that.

[eViL bAz]

*eViL bAz enters the tavern and sees the pandemonium this place has become and became angry...*
HEYYYYY!!!! YOUUUUU STTTOOOPPPP THIIIISSSS!!!!
*With anger in his eyes and emiting an evil aura begins to conjure a spell*
EVIL GATE!!!!!!!
*an enormus gate appear in the middle of the tavern and from that gate came out various demons to hit those ppl that are doing destruction in the tavern*
OK im Back and I will tkae my post as Security Manager and those who dont like it come and my blade cant tell this ok? :Evilgrin: can I eat something? hehehehehe

[jetblue]

jetblue enters through the back door covered in leaves and mushrooms.
"Ow my head hurts. Someone hit me from behind when I answered the doorbell for the deliveryman that said he had the metal gear I got from e-bay",staggers over to the bar and pours himself a coffee. Looks at the calendar.
"Damn I was out that long? Thats explains why Im so skinny",grabs a sandwich from the counter.
"Who has been running the bar while I was gone?",puts on a clean apron.
"I woke up in the forest preserve across the street partially covered in dirt and leaves in a make shift grave with a sparrow feeding me grubs",spits out a bug fragment.

[Blade Tanaka]

A lot of us really. myself Geo Lance and Lord Druad hasen't been here in a while. ANyways uhh Thanks for taking care of the Gear Evil, but could you give it to jet now? ^o^

[Geosgaeno]

"i feel like having a walk in the countryside"

*Geo begins on a long walk which in the future becomes the most famous walk of all time for reasons unknown at this moment*

"i wont be back for a long time, i dont want any beer for a while, just prepare a party for when i return, Jet i give your control of the tavern back......for the time being anyway, well goodbye and i will be back soon"

[eViL bAz]

hope to see you back Geo, and Let me think it Blade......no I think it will be tasteful, let me ggive it a bite...
*EB gives a bit to the Gear and make a face of happy*
Hey its tasty hehehehehe I love it and if you have some trouble.....just tell me :evilgrin:

Jet Im glad your back also Astro too (my Nemesis) hehehe

[jetblue]

(that was good geo about the walkhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/smile.gif)




jetblue returns from the hotspring out back and puts on a clean apron.
Notice's how clean and orderly Blade kept the place.
"Ok,back to todays lunch orders",starts to cut sushi and boil rice.
"I get a feeling I should be looking for Lord Draud or something. Like he had something to do with my blow to the head. Must be nothing",starts to pour some beers and asks one of the patrons if eVilBaz is real or a humonculi?

[Lance Alvein]

Alright, I give up. Fudge for everyone. There's nothing bad with it, I just hadn't slept in a while, so I was feeling a bit happy.
Welcome back, Jetblue. You should try some of my fudge. You too bAz...
*Lance walks up to bAz and whispers in his ear* The fudge is good, it just makes people more evil than they were... I found something called evil extract in the basement, so I decided to put some in. I hope this doesn't interfere with many plans already made.
*Lance walks back to his fudge-pan and smiles*

[Blade Tanaka]

*Blade eats some fudge* Eww... It's stale now. Throw that stuff out. Or poison it and kill someone with it. *blade goes back to help jet with the orders* What are we making today jet? Do we have any sort of daily special? ^o^

[Galthol]

*Galthol stops flying around on the back of the giant hawk and goes back into the tavern*

"Ah Jetblue your back. I guess I won't need this anymore.

*Hangs up chefs hat*

"Well what can I do now? Something I have had a lot of practice with I think....Aha I got it."

*Galthol goes, picks up a broom and starts sweeping*

[eViL bAz]

Its excellent Lance....
*E.B. Gives a taste to it and...*
Hey it taste good, and it gives me this sense of evilness, I like it :evilgrin:

And Jet maybe im an Homonculi, maybe Iam a demon, and maybe im a human or maybe I am a Half Demon-Half Human-Homonculi hehehehehehehehe

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance decides to make a new batch of fudge, due to Blade's crushing remark about staleness. He leaves the rest of the fudge on the counter for anyone to try*
Hey Galthol, can you try to get me some supplies from the basement while you're cleaning? I don't think I should go down there right now...
*Lance notices bottle of evil extract slipping from hiding place, goes over and moves it to a better hiding place*

[jetblue]

jetblue tastes some fudge.
"Hmm,good. Needs more pinenuts",grabs and eats another piece.
"I have the strangest feeling to throw a all night kegger with lots of pizza",puts away the rice and sushi and starts to make some pizza dough and fire up the brick oven.
"Zombies! bring out from the storeroom some kegs. No more than 5 and no less than 3",the zombies stagger and obey growning.
"Were the hell is Lord Draud? Ive been calling him on his cell since I got back and keep getting his voice mail. I must of left like a hundred messages",puts a pizza in the oven,half canadian bacon and half prosciutto.
"I guess well have to start the party without him",puts a tap on one of the kegs.
"Lets Party everyone!!! Beer and pizza on the house! The occasion is....uh..schools out for the summer yay!",starts drinking......

[Blade Tanaka]

two words for you jet

DO IT!!! DO IT NOW!!! DO IT NOW OR DIE!!!

Okay maybe that was more than two words....... Yeah it sounds good. ^o^

[Galthol]

*Galthol having secretly stolen some fudge and finding it the most delisous fudge he has ever tasted decides to do as Lance asks and heads to the basement*

"I'll be back up in a bit, I hope, if I am not back in a day, don't bother sending a search party, I'm already dead."

*Galthol opens the trapdoor and starts to head down in to the deep, dark basement*

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance decides it's about time we had another party*
Wait, if school's out for the summer, where's draud's daughter? and did anyone ever head out to protect her at school?
Meh. Lets just party on and forget everything http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Astrolounge]

*Sigh*
I just woke up from the LAST party.
And now I have to go on ANOTHER beer run?
Well, I can't really say it's a chore... :)
Astrolounge away!

[Galthol]

*Galthol walks down the basement steps with care*

"Hello, is anybody there, I'm pretty sure that Draud left some unfinshed experiments down here, Don't worry I won't bother you, I just came to get supplies"

*Galthol hearing something move behind him takes off, further into the basement*

"Hello. Hello. Can anyone hear me, I think I'm lost"

*Galthol hears something snorting right beside him, and decides to be very quiet in hopes of not being eaten *

[eViL bAz]

HEEEYYY!!!!!
*EB screams behind Galthol*
What are you doing in this Place?, If Draud Knows that your here...

Well I hope he doesnt know about this...I have to check everything is fine in this place, after all im the security guy :evilgrin:

[Lord Draud]

*lord draud wakes up after a long nap/ trance* " ah yes some one has viotalted my lair ZOMBIE AFER THeM!

[Galthol]

*Galthol adopts the foetal postion and rocking back and forth*

"Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies. Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some suppliesGalthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies.Galthol get some supplies..."

[eViL bAz]

I told him Draud but he was here anyway I hear that Jet ask for some supplies to make more Evil Fusge or something like that... so dont be cruel with him............................................... .................................................. ...........................................MUCH!!! !!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[jetblue]

jetblue staggers in the basement smelling of liquor.
"WHats all this noise then?",trips and rolls next to Lord Draud.
"Who the hell? All I see is legs! My eye's have gone!",reaches out try's to stand up using Draud as leverage.
"You know you look just like someone I use to know",touches his head and plcks off a hair.
"Exsept he was taller and smelled like old hotdogs. He use to impress the ladies with magic tricks but we all knew they were fake. Hey let me buy you a drink because....cause you look like him",slaps Lord Draud on the back.
"You know you could be his brother or twin or clone or something. Except I bet youre not much of a......",staggers back on a shelf of expensive jars and potions smashing them and passing out on a pile of boxes labled *fragile drauds stuff*

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance stumbles into Jet, after falling down the stairs*
Hey... Looks like the gang's all here. :dotsign:
What's Galthol doing over in that corner?

[Lord Draud]

* look at jet in his drunken stoupor* " tsk tsk tsk you poor fellor i mislabled taht box it hold my fire ant farm....and i forgot to feed them oh well you'll do " * cast hold person on jet and watchs as ants swarm over him* " and now for the toher intruder....well it looks like the weak willed fool is in over his head and his mind hath broke....a perfect servent one still alivce but insane none the less!"

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance realizes what Draud is saying, grabs Galthol, snickers at Jet being tormented by the ants, and runs out of the basement*
That was close...
Galthol, snap out of it. I got you out of there... You owe me big for that...

[jetblue]

Lord Draud chases after Lance and Galthol when he hears a big burp. Turns and looks at jetblue smacking his lips.
"Hey fella thanks for the hot and spicy peanuts",staggers up and grabs Lord Draud by the head.
"Now lets go get that drink",more ants start to come out of the boxes and form a trail at Lord Drauds toe sticking out of his fashionable nike pool slip-ons and carry tiny bits of him to there queen.
"Hey fella looks like you got roaches or bettels or somethin. You should keep your room more tidy",drags Lord Draud up the stairs to a stool and bangs on the bar.
"Hey who do I have to kill to get some drinks here!?! Oh wait wasnt I the bartender or sniper caligraphy maker or somethin?",goes behind the bar and reaches for some 200 year old scotch and knocks over a bottle of napolean brandy.
"AHH here's the stuff",brings out 2 glasses and pours some for him and Lord Draud spilling most of it.
"Now what were we talking about?",looks at Lord Draud with glassed eye's.
"Oh yeah I want you sitting right here when that guy you look like comes in the door and freak him out. He'll think he's in a episode of the twilight limits or somethin.",finishes his drink.
"Yeah you'll give him a heart attack. Damn I forgot his name. I think its leslie david or lou dobb's or somethin like that....",trips on the spilled brandy and falls to the floor passing out.




(a lot of tough guys here wear the nike pool slip ons everywhere they go. Its funny trying to see them run in them)

[Lord Draud]

sigh well i guess a drunk will be what a drunk will be.... hmmmm * casts remove posion ( also works for booze)* heh when he wakes up he will have a hang over and not even a buzz to help him out i am evil!!! * looks at the floor at he ants that ate part of him and are now zombie ants* heh now aint that the cutest thing?

[TrueSephiroth]

Zombie ants cute? and a hangover without a buzz, that certainly is evil.http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evil_laugh.gif

[Lord Draud]

ah yes my evilness makes most mortals shrink away in fear hoping i will pass and leave them untainted.....now me and my zombie ants are going to go make a fleash golem

[jetblue]

jetblue is awakened by TrueSephiroth's voice.
"Ah was that....why am I on the floor?",stands up and brushes himself off.
"Did someone hit me from behind? Probably while drunk?",looks around but everyone is busy over there drinks,
"Bunch of uncontrolable drunks the lot of ya",hold his head in pain.
"Owe,my head hurts and is throbbing",reaches for some aspirin.
"Ah TrueSephiroth how tings? Let me put some sake on the fire for ya",places 3 bottles of sake in a pot of warming water.
"Aw man!",reaches behind the counter for some raid and sprays the bar.
"Hey Lord Draud put down that axe and help me clean up the place. All this trash is attracting vermin and locusts",brings out the broom and starts sweeping.
"Im sorry TrueSephiroth this place is not fit for a general of your standing. A thousand forgivenesses. Ill have it tidy by the time your meal is ready",goes to the dumpster with bags of trash......

[TrueSephiroth]

I'm a formal general anyway, the Shinra is long since gone and they were really anoying anyway, especially that vice president Rufus.

It doesn't matter to me how dirty the place is.

*Have you heard? In Advent Children Sephiroth is BACK!*
Latest news HERE! (http://www.adventchildren.net)

[Lord Draud]

* leaves to go see star wars eps 3 after hearing its dark and evil*

[eViL bAz]

I will wait till the boss give me break so I can go watch it hehehehehe, in the meantime I will not let thos ppl who want troubles....

[Galthol]

*Galthol snaps out of his trance*

"Owe you? Lance? OWE YOU? YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SENT ME DOWN TO THAT HELLHOLE IN THE FIRST PLACE, I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING IN FACT"

*Galthol summons up the ghost of Jim the Bear to torment Lance*

[jetblue]

jetblue tries to stop Lord Draud from leaving.
"Hey! Where do you think your going? You cant leave not withou...",Lord Draud curses and flips jetblue the finger.
"Hey! Very classy. You better not leave because....",Lord Draud is heading out the door not paying attention.
"Because I can get it on the computer and play it on the hi definition TV over the bar",jetblue types at the keyboard under the register and the movie starts to play.
"And I made your favorite gingerbreadmen in the shape of zombies and witches. And your favorite Kool-aid,strawberry because it looks like blood",jetblue holds a tray of gingerbreadmen and a pitcher of kool-aid but Lord Draud is long gone.
"Oh well we all get to see the movie then",the patrons cheer and move there chairs close to the TV. Except for one in the back that say's it's stealing if you watch it.
"EVil bAz tend to that insolent drunk!",evilbaz heads towards the trouble.
"And your meal is ready TrueSephiroth",takes a tray to TrueSephiroths table.
"Steamed Stingray fin with small eggplants and noodles with a special hotsauce with shrimp fried rice with hot ginsing and extra stretchy grilled rice cakes",places the food on the table and hears some people say they want to order the same thing.
"There isnt anymore!",someone in the back say's *yeah right*
"Baz kick him out to",.....

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance laughs at the ghost of Jim the Bear*
Galthol, I only asked someone to go down... I didn't send you. But if thats the way you want it... no fudge for you http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/nana.gif

[eViL bAz]

Ok Smart a** let take a little ride well you in fact......
*Eb Grab that drunk and Give him a big kick in the butt and the cleans his hands*
There you go boss....

[Galthol]

*Lance decides to make a new batch of fudge, due to Blade's crushing remark about staleness. He leaves the rest of the fudge on the counter for anyone to try*
Hey Galthol, can you try to get me some supplies from the basement while you're cleaning? I don't think I should go down there right now...
*Lance notices bottle of evil extract slipping from hiding place, goes over and moves it to a better hiding place*
Galthol, I only asked someone to go down... I didn't send you.
"Fear my powers of research Lance FEAR THEM"

[jetblue]

jetblue hears Galthol and Lance argue.
"You can go down there now. Lord Draud split. Just take some raid with you in case of vermin",throws galthol a can of raid.
"I dont know what your all afraid of. There's nothing down there but blue light,marlyn manson posters,black spikey clothing strewn about and a unmade bed. And mabey the stereo left on playing some metalica. And the store room.Thats about it.",starts to make some food for the complaining customers.
"While your down there bring up from the store room some cases of dry goose beer and a sack of walnuts for the fudge",

[Lance Alvein]

Jet, are you making fudge too?
Galthol... just because I used your name doesn't mean that I was sending you... maybe I was sending a clone of you...
*Lance starts whistling and walks away*

[eViL bAz]

Hey Jet I want that tasty Boody Marie but more blood and a spicy wings, in the meantime I will kill osmetime playing PS2 in here...
*Evil Baz sit down near the TV cut the program that everyone is watching put th PS2 and put Suikoden 3*
If someone dont like it come and talk with my sword......

[Galthol]

*Galthol picks up a barstool and starts walking towards Lance*

[Astrolounge]

God damn, why must the booze store be so far away?
*Arrives* (If that's an action)
*Buy's an insane amount of booze*
Uh-oh, How am I going to get this back?
*Sits down on a keg to mull the situation*
(Store clerk) Hey! Thinkin' aint drinkin'!
Fine! I get drunk in the store then!
But trust me, you will regret that suggestion!
*Starts pounding booze*

[jetblue]

jetblue see's Galthol approach behind Lance with barstool raised.
"HEY!!! stop right there!",jetblue reaches from under the bar and pulls out a baseball bat and slams it on the bar.
"Are you insane in the membrane? Dont you remember what I said about fighting in the tavern? Huh? No fighting.....until the bets are made.",jetblue takes out a chalkboard.
"OK I gots 20 bucks on Lance! Any one else?",looks around for any takers....

[TrueSephiroth]

I'll take a bet!

30 on Gathol!!


*Introducing my new signature Mr. Maxwell Edison, click him and be transported*

[Lance Alvein]

Before we start, what are the odds?
*Lance ponders betting on galthol and then letting him win*

[Lord Draud]

* walks back in with a big grin of his face* " ah yes it was as evil as i hoped...what in blazes are you people doing? fighting? bah" * uses a spell to force bolth of them up against a wall then open a portal to a plane that just one huge arena* " there now you can fight we can place bets and there is no chance of you breaking anything other then your selfs! also jet turn the tv to channel 77 thats the scrying channel we can get the best views from there, also as he speaks threw the portal there are weapon buired around the floor from swords to axes and chain and spears so have fun!"

[Galthol]

*Galthol looks around in wonder. Then grins evily*

"So what are the rules 'no holds barred' anything illegal? How about the use of weapons? I imagine we cant summon anything?"

*Galthol takes a huge mitherial sword out of no where and starts slicing hairs*

"It's alright Lance you can back out at anytime. Hey anyone intersed in doing a tag-team?"

*Galthol sets out the sword in front of him and starts checking his daggers*

"You know what one of the good thing about wearing robes is? You can hide an immense amount of daggers."

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance shrugs and starts choosing weapons, seemingly at random*
You can think what you want, but I doubt that I'll be the one backing out. Just to clarify on the rules a little bit, when one of us dies, do we get resurrected immediately or do we need to wait for a while?

[Lord Draud]

the fight will be held to deem who is more powerfull and thus all your powers can be used in this fight alll your native weapons can be used and buired at random around the floor ( its a sand floor to make it easyer to clean up all the blood after ) will be some i provide some will just be strait steel other are weapons of great power that i placed tehre cause well my closet was full and i don't use a sword anyway right? death must last 30 seconds for a winner to be declared i will personaly take thebody of the loser and you may or may not comeback dependingon if i need a new vampire or zombie. in the event you want a crowd cheering you on i will send my leagons of undead to watch and enjoy every one else will have to by tickets for $20 a peace for live action front row seats

[jetblue]

jetblue turns on the overhead plasma TV.
"Hmm,channel 77",clicks remote.
"OOO,its just getting started",the 2 armored figures armed to the teeth begin to circle each other waiting for a sign of weakness.
Hour later.
"They just keep circling! Why isnt Draud releasing a tiglon or something?",Lord Draud is in the emperor's seat holding a crystal glass of what appears to be wine.
"Oh now its on! Galthol slipped and dropped his weapon",the crowd gather around the TV waiting for the other to take advantage. But slowly Galthol stands up and picks up his weapon.
"Thats it Im channeling it",puts it on spike channel.
"Alright monday night RAW!!! Big Show Vs. Gurerro! Yeah a Flying suplex of a ladder.",the patrons drink beer and cheer as the fight is taken to the stands.

[eViL bAz]

*EB after playing hours and hours of PS2 return to his post....after a few hours he hears some nosie inside and looks over and watch a fight over there*

UUUHHH a Fight I love it, fight, fight, fight, fight.....

[Galthol]

*right after Jet changes channels Galthol summons a huge fire elemental that stomps towards Lance, on it's heels is a earth elemental and after that a dryad*

[Astrolounge]

Dryad? Wouldn't that die in nigh on 4d6 hours?
(I couldn't resist denoting time with dice.)

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance starts to laugh at Galthol's summons*
Is that the best you can do?
All I need to do is to smoosh them all together, and insert a subconcious thought or to...
*Lance commences smooshing the elementals & the dryad*
This fight should be over sooner than I thought, unless you have anything extremely clever...
*Lance sends the monstrosity after Galthol, then explodes it when it gets too close*
This fight will not be one by summoned monstrosities. Let us finish this man to man.
*Lance reaches into a pouch and pulls out some swordchucks*
Have at you!

[Galthol]

*Galthol laughs a Lances sword-chucks and pulls out wand-chucks and staff-chucks*

"Ha ha ha. Have at you good sir*

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance starts to hew away at Galthol*
This is a good fight. It's been a while since I had a fight quite like this one.
*Lance ferociously attacks and breaks wand-chucks, staff-chucks, and sword-chucks*
I guess that I must choose another weapon...
My Rat-Flail http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif
Choose your new weapon!

[Astrolounge]

I was wondering if those would make an apperance...

*Casts Blackstaff on the staff chucks*
That should help.

[Blade Tanaka]

Man you guys need to read king of hell and pull of some of there moves. For example The sepert fighters (Can't remeber the name of it cause It's been a few months since I last read it) Serpent Fist *Dark enery comes from within Me and I punch the wall Leaving a whole the size and shape of a Python* See? Fuuuuuunnn... ^o^

[Galthol]

"Hmm a ratflail huh? Well it's no match for my squril-chucks"

*pulls out squrill-chucks*

"Fear the squrill"

[Lance Alvein]

Squirrils, eh...
Have at you! :p
*After much slashing and parrying, the squirrels and the rat all get tangled up*
I guess this leaves me with only one thing to do...
*Lance pulls out a frying pan and bashes Galthol on the head with it. Galthol's body suddenly disappears*
I guess that means that I win the fight.

[kaserdan]

Oooh ! Love between rats and squirrels !
...
...
...
*steal Lance's fying pan and wacks the damn beasts to death*

Who knows what would have come out ??

[Galthol]

*Galthol walks out of the basement*

"Hey guys how are ya. I got the ingredients for you Lance hope they're the ones you wanted.

*Everyone continues watching the T.V.*

"Oh well"

*Galthol walks over to the fireplace and offers to tell stories to all the passer-byes*
Annals of the Four Masters (http://www.ucc.ie/celt/online/T100005A/)
The Cattle Raid of Cooley (http://vassun.vassar.edu/~sttaylor/Cooley/)
Mabinogion (http://www.druidorder.demon.co.uk/pywll.htm)

[Geosgaeno]

*everyone turns there heads as a long lost figure enters through the front door*

"Hi Everyone, IM BACK"

[jetblue]

jetblue removes a patron from the bar so Geo can sit.
"Ah,how was your journey? Made you thirsty I hope",pours Geo a pint.
"Il have your favorite dish in a few minutes. Excuse me for 1 sec",climbs on top of a chair queiting the patrons.
"Everyone listen up! All night party tonight for Galthol's farewell!",signals a zombie to bang the massive gong.
"Drinks and strippers on the house!!!",the zombies decorate the bar with a farewell banner and canadian flags..........

[eViL bAz]

Whaoo, hey jet you still owe me my Blood Mary and bring me that girl stripper tooo!!!!! Whaoooooo

[Geosgaeno]

"ahh a leaving and welcome back party i would call it...CHEERS and let the fun commence"

"now my trip was fantastic and full of hardship, the second i left this tavern a magical stargate opened so i walked through into an old fashioned land, medevil land we could say, i was engulfed in a huge battle between makind and a species known as lidsufg which were fercious beast like Orkae or Orks (lotr), the battle lasted for half the time i was away from here and mankind won because of my blade striking down the lidsufg king.
After this battle another gate appeared teleporting me to....MiddleEarth, which im sure you have all heard of before and that is how my story becomes famous like i said it would, i was an elf archer at the battle of Helms Deep believe it or not, and i played my part in saving these forsaken lands.
After that part of my quest it all went blurred for a time and now i appeared here, i wonder what happened to me whilst my memory was blanked out, ill have to figure it out in my own time as now is the time for drink and feasting for our good friend GALTHOL"

*more of Geo's journey may come back to him in the near future*

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance manages to leave the Arena and returns to the tavern just after Geo*
Wow, Geo. Sounds like you had a great time adventuring.
And Galthol... what took you so long to find those ingredients. While you were gone, your Simulicron went berserk and I needed to destroy it. I hope you got everything I need...

[Lord Draud]

* sitting in his throne above the areana Lord Draud becans forth a hill gaint to fight a 5 headed hydra for his enjoyment*

[Blade Tanaka]

w00t *Blade soes a backflip wich kills the hill giant* Oops... Sorry Draud I didn't mean to do that...

[Geosgaeno]

"i want a throne, they look so royal and i think im worthy"

*Geo summons up and old medevil throne with black wood carvings of goblins all over it*

"Now i look good" *places a beer in the beer holster on the throne* *Geo claps his hands twice* "where is the goddamn entertainment, a hydra??? dont be stupid, we need some quility battles, hey Lance" *Lance walks over and wonders what Geo wants* "now Lance my boy, i think you would be a worthy opponent to fight THIS"

*Geo summons the most hidious and huge creature in all of the planet*

[Lord Draud]

*raises the dead hydra as a zombie and watchs it tear the hill giant to peices all the while the hill gaint batters it to final death with its club* " ah yes needless violence... oh dear my is that Rita Mcneal in a thong????" *sends a army of goblins after it , watchs as they all get killed by the pure uglyness of it*

[TrueSephiroth]

Wow, now thats ugly!

*puts on a blind fold to summon his most evil of monsters*

This ones a doozey!

*Janet reno in a bikini (with out a wax job) appears in the arena*

Oh I am so glad I have this blindfold on! *peaks at the horified faces of the tavern guests*

I summoned her to fight Rita Mcneal

*blindly gives order for Ms Reno to fight Mcneal*

Now to ensure no smart elic takes off my blindfold for me.
*casts blind on himself, after unequipping the ribbon*

I may be sort of vulnerable but magic doesn't miss do to blindness.

[Geosgaeno]

*Geo claps eyes on Janet and runs off hastely in horror*

"NOW THATS UGLY, i need a drink to get my beer goggles on to make a positive out of this situation"

*orders loads of beer and watches the fight*

[jetblue]

for some reason TrueSephiroth can see what ever jetblue see's through his minds eye. He convulses in horror.
"Now thats something you dont see every day",picks up a broom.
"Alright,alright,take all this weird dancers jello wrestler kinky sex stuff outside",hits them with the broom out the door were passing cars loose control.
"Its bad for buissness. Will end up getting the wrong sort in here",looks for Lord Draud so he can hand him the broom to clean up the mess his hydra made on the floor.
"Now who ordered something while I was playing socom 3? I was'nt paying attention.",listens to patrons orders while lighting a cigarette and opening a magazine.

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance is trying to figure out what Geo wants him to fight, but is to afraid to turn around*
So... what exactly am I supposed to be fighting?
I think it's a good thing I'm trained in blind-fighting... At least, by the way all you are acting, I would believe so...
Why are you blind, TrueSephiroth? Here, let me help you.
*Lance uses an eyedrop on TrueSephiroth*
There, that should do it.

[Blade Tanaka]

Man I need to get back to wokr around here... *cleans all the large pile of dishes sitting around then starts taking orders*

Who wants waht here?

[Geosgaeno]

"Janet scared off the monster you was supposed to be fighting Lance"

*Geo orders a round of drinks for all*

"drink up guys i feel celebratory for some reason, does anyone know why???? because i aint a clue?"

[Blade Tanaka]

Why don't we Drink to school being almost over!!! *Blade poors drinks around for everyone* TO THE END OF SCHOOL!!! for this year anyway... Damb it I have to go back... Okay these ones are on the house but you have to pay for your next one so son't anyone go getting addicted to it on the first round! ^o^

[jetblue]

jetblue gets in the festive mood after hearing Blade.
"Yes! Let us celebrate!",grabs a pint and drinks it in one go.
"The festival of summer is almost here!(june22) The biggest celebration of the whole year.",grabs another drink.
"So lets start early and enjoy this time. Sushi for everyone.",looks at the zombies.
"Zombies! Arise,obey,live again(speaks in egyptian)! Bring forth the kegs and barrels and food from the store room",the zombies groan and head down to the basement.
"Wow its hot in here",looks at the wall thermometer.
"90 degrees farenhigt. Does anyone know were the Air conditioner switch is? Do we even have a air conditioner?",looks at the windows but there bare.
"Where's Lord Draud? He should know where the ac is",......

[TrueSephiroth]

AHHHHHH!H!HH!H!H!HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!H!H!H!!!!!!!!!!

I Did NOT want to see that! thats why I freaking blinded myself!
At least I only saw here face through the minds eye, I'm still not sure how that happened we don't have anysort of link.
But you used the eyedrop on me I got the worst view, while she was leaving!

*starts flinching remebering the horror*

I am not going to summon that thing again anytime soon.

Anyway as for airconditioning I could take care of that but what could i cast it on? Aha!
Hey you two zombies come here, you stand here, and you stand over there.

*casts Ice 3 on each zombie turnignthem to solid ice blocks and nice statues of decayign flesh*

That ought to be a nice way to get cool air in here.

*Continues to flinch*

[Lord Draud]

" you know you could have just casted a low level ice spell on the air its self thus cooling it, also i will have to now go off and burn my eyes now " * walks off to burn his eyes but stops and orders his zombie sevents to clean up to parts on the floor*

[Blade Tanaka]

I think I built in an AC unit when I was doing renevations let me go check back and see if I did. * Blade goes out back and turns on the AC* There we are. Thintgs should be fine in a minute. Continue the celebratiuons! *Blade chugs back a coulpel of pints! ^o^

[Yuffie]

Hey barkeep! Gimme a strong, terrifying glass of...OJ.

I missed this filthy, sweaty smelling hovel. :)

[Lance Alvein]

So, there's nothing else to fight for now? Then tis celebration time.
*Lance quickly disappears behind the counter and makes several chocolate sandwiches, another batch of fudge, and a big tall glass of OJ for Yuffie*
Welcome back, Yuffie.

[jetblue]

jetblue is surprised.
"Its yuffie! She has returned from her journeys to the west",bangs the gong by her pictured shrine.
"Zombies! Bring forth the chilled Lucozade!",zombies obey and bring out cases from the cooler.
"Tis a good sign for the coming of the summer festival",takes a bottle of lucozade from a case and kneels before yuffies table and pours some in her glass.
"Il make you some rice right away",stands up and heads off to the kitchen...

[Geosgaeno]

"hey, all this festive action is getting to my head, ive got a headache, does anyone have a really strong alcoholic elixer so i can kill 2 birds with one stone"

*swigs down an imaginary elixer*

"ok...who fed me Mushrooms?"

[Yuffie]

Hey....this is the first ever OJ flavoured lucozade!!!! :amazed:

Groovy. :)
Any of you zombies got those little umbrella things?

Liking the gong too, adds a touch of class to the place. ;)

[eViL bAz]

Cool to have you back Yuffie we missed you, and I want a bloody Marie Goddamit I wait 4 week and noone helps me with that, hey Bring the guys for the females of RPGN and the womens for us Jet like the other party remember?!

[Yuffie]

No way, you can't have another party like that, it took far too long to tidy up. :shame:

So don't bother bringing the girls, just the guys then there'll be less damage to the property. :D

[jetblue]

jetblue prepares a bloddy mary.
"We dont need any other girls. Yuffie is all the beauty we need in here to make the place cheerful.",a heart appears over his head and blushes.
"OK who ordered a bloody mary?.....oh yeah I forgot",takes the drink to evilbaz and puts it on his table.
"We will start decorating the tavern for the summer festival. We need huge colorful paper cutouts of famous rpg char's to put on the outside of the tavern. And I alread sent the colorful kimono's that I found in Lord Draud's closet to the cleaners. It will be our festive garb. We still need fireworks,carved daruma,and some type of contest.",scratches his head on what type of contest....

[Geosgaeno]

"Dont worry about the fireworks, its all in hand for after my quest a few days ago i got to know Gandalf and he has a huge firework supply ready for us, we just gotta keep Mary and Pippin away from themhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biggrin.gif"

*starts thinking of the order the fireworks should be set alight*


(major coincidence just occured too, whilst writing this post i was listening to the FF7 OST and the tune "Interrupted by Fireworks" came on, funny ehh)

[Yuffie]

Ok Jet is now officially in my very good books! :D

Flattery will get you everywhere with someone as foolish as me. :)

[Lord Draud]

*Lord Draud comes back mising his two eyes but instead his eye sockets are filled with tiny red fames* " do my sockets decieve me? or it that yuffie in the flesh!? it is good to have more fresh meat in this place"

[jetblue]

jetblue lights a cigarette in Lord Draud's eye socket.
"Where were you when we needed the ac? TrueSephiroth kindly cooled the place off with the frozen zombies. I noticed your lab is nice and cool,",jetblue serves Lord Draud some corned beef sandwiches and a pint of evil beer.
"And FYI,red flame means life. Blue flame means death",a vein forms on Lord Draud's forehead with some steam,and puts down his sandwich and forms a fireball betwen his eye's and launches it at jetblue setting him on fire.
"Ow! Quick were's the fire extinguisher!?!",Lord Draud stands in front of it blocking it from view.
"AHHH!It burns!",rubs himself on a frozen zombie putting out the flames.
"If everyone will excuse me. I need to find some salve",goes to the kitchen. Lord draud continues to eat his sandwich. Adds extra horseradish.

[Yuffie]

*sticks on a crown and jumps onto a golden throne* :ctleene:

How do you see....? O.o

And where did your eyes go? :rofl:

[Lord Draud]

"i saw something so horrible that my eyes needed to be plucked out and burned but its ok since i don't realy need them" *puts on a pair of shades and watchfor a bit as jet blue dances on fire then uses a spell to transform the burn salve into a posion ivy ointment* " heee hee hee"

[TrueSephiroth]

Yeah I regret it immensly what we saw. I summoned something more horrible then words could describe, yet they can be used to do an aproximation.
I'm still twitching from that. *arm twitches vilolently slamming into a table*
Stop THAT!
I don't want to burn my eyeballs or my brain so I think I'll just live with it; *whimpers*

[Lance Alvein]

Am I ever glad that I didn't turn around and look at it... I'm sure that I would have killed myself by now if it was that bad...
*Lance refuses to ever look at anything somebody tells him to... unless he wants to :p*

[eViL bAz]

Hey I like to see the forums so full of life again hope this contitnue......Thanks Jet for the BM and yeah maybe youre right about the girls but.......hehehehehehe anyway who will bring the ,usic Jet for the Summer festival?!!!.......I have a good collection :evilgrin:

[Yuffie]

Schools out so everyone's emerging again like zombies. :D

Well not really like zombies but I couldn't think of anything else.

[Lord Draud]

* lord draud walks back to his lair and starts working on next years necromantic school lessons*

[jetblue]

"We have liquor to erase those memories!",hands out sake and whiskey to the worrisome patrons and soon all is forgotten.
"You can be the DJ for the summer festival evilbaz. All we need now is a summer play or kabuki. But now who will play the Taiko drums?",looks in Lord Drauds direction.....

[Lord Draud]

*Lord Draud looks up and shrugs* "i guess that if i have nothing else to do i can summon a ONI to teach me how..."

[eViL bAz]

Cool now is almost done !!!!!! what else we need?............*think........think*
Nope it seems that we have everything :evilgrin:

[Geosgaeno]

"we need to think of some contests for us to challenge each other, maybe a drinkathon, im sure id win"

*Geo begins drinking unaware the competition is a few weeks away*

"Damn, its any excuse for me aint it" *hiccup*

[Yuffie]

I think you guys should race how long you can hold a peanut in your belly button!!! I haven't done it myself but it looks like a good way to humiliate someone! :D

[Lance Alvein]

If we're all ready now... Lets start the party early
*Lance starts to decorate the Tavern*

[Geosgaeno]

*Geo is laid on a table holding a peanut in his belly* "hehehehehe im winning" *see's that nobody is challenging at the moment*

"darn it, gimme a beer, a large lager, i say for this festival we create a Wicker Man in the gardens and burn an innocent civillian inside it in a sacrificial bonfire, for our god of the Sun, Narwada i think he's called"

[Yuffie]

*flicks peanuts at Geo's belly button*

Bet I can knock it out! :evilgrin:

[Geosgaeno]

"hehe this is a good game, peanut flicking" *Yuffie hits Geo in the eye causing him to go temporarily blind*

"Heeeeey, no fair, my turn to inflict some punishment" *throws a huge brazil nut towards Yuffie* "heheheh"

[Lance Alvein]

Come on people.. wait until I finish the decorations before starting the games.
*Lance finishes the decorations quickly*
Now, lets see anyone beat this.
*Lance sticks a peanut in his belly button, then shoots it out and hits Geo in his other eye*
I WIN!! :p

[Geosgaeno]

*bang* *whack* "ahhhhhhhhhhh"

" i dont wanna be blind it hurts, where's my mummy, nahh forget mum, gimme some of that strong vodka to swill my eyes out, the vodka should help dissolve the layer of salt which has formed"

[Yuffie]

If you can knock him off his chair with a nut he buys the next round! :D

*leans back from the brazil nut in a slow matrix styl-*OW! Memo to self: Don't forget to slow nut down as well.

[Blade Tanaka]

*Blade wakes up. when he was sleeping I don't know* Okay what the hell is going on!? *Blade goes back to sleep*

[Yuffie]

*flicks a peanut at Blade then stuffs one up each of his nostrils*

Hehehe...

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance joins in the fun and stuffs peanuts in Blade's mouth*
Lets see how long it'll take him before he wakes up this time. :p

[Blade Tanaka]

*Blde wakes up and opesn a eindow* Ahh such a lovely breeze. It's times like these I'm grate full I have a nose that can still smell... *Blade puases to take a huge wiff of the air, but the peanuts go up into his brain* HOLY CRAP THE PAIN AGRH!!! WHAT KINDA OF DAITY WOULD ALOW SO EXCRUSHATING PAIN TO EXIST!!! ARGHH!!! *Then with a huge puff of air Blade Blows the peanuts out of his nose and feints again*

[Lance Alvein]

He hasn't noticed the peanuts in his mouth yet...
*Lance starts to laugh evilly*

[Yuffie]

........ :emlaugh:

I have to go...get something from the cellar....
*sinks down behind the bar and does the going-down-steps-while-on-flat-ground walk*

[jetblue]

jetblue grabs a peanut flying through the air and eats it.
"I thought all of you were allergic to peanuts?",watches as everyone swells and turns red from peanut dust in the air.
"I already got my ephinedrine shot so Im ok",eats more peanuts.
"This could be our contest. How big can you swell up from food allergies",looks for some shellfish.
"I thought the peanut game was trying to pick up a peanut with your butt cheeks and see how far you can carry it across the room?",........

[Lance Alvein]

I don't believe in allergies... Lets make Blade swell to twice his size...
*Lance continues to laugh evilly*

[Lord Draud]

" the dead do not have allergies.... but there is ways to make up bigger" * casts a desicrate spell on the bar, as the misty evil gloom and deep sence of doom fills the air Lord Draud swells to 3 times his normal size* " as you see i am more phyisicaly powerfull now, but alas i am not a combat fighter but a spell caster so its not as usefull to me"

[Geosgaeno]

*pokes Draud with a needle* "hehehehehe everybody look at Draud flying around the room like a balloon does after its losing its air"

*everybody laughs*

[Lord Draud]

*casts a levitate sell and stop is mid air his eyes glowing red with rage* " you fool no one makes me look like a weak being!" * casts fire ball on the bar and watchs all the flamible booze go up*

[Lance Alvein]

Noooooo.... Da hooch!!!
*Lance promptly tries to drink the burning booze*
Aaaaahhhhhh! My face is on fire!!!!!

[jetblue]

jetblue lights a cigarette then shoots his super soaker 2000.13a on the small flame.
"Hey!! Isnt it hot enough already? Go build a fire outside you firebugs.",sits closer to the fan then squirts every one with the super soaker.
"Sorry I put out one of your eye's Lord Draud"...........

[Lance Alvein]

I think I need a nice long drink of something cool...
*Lance starts looking around*
ummm... is my hair still on fire?

[Geosgaeno]

*Geo is outside magicaly chopping logs whilst laid in a hamoc*

"i think we should have a grand burning of all thing we dont need, wadda ya think people" *hears a few mumbbles*

"ok ill continue chopping" *see's some bugs on the floor and Geo gets his magnifying glass out and makes a ray from the sunlight and burns the bugs*

"hehehehe this is fun"

[Yuffie]

Don't worry Lance!! I'll save you! :D

Uh...let's see....

*throws vodka over him*

That should put it out :D

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance starts rolling on the ground*
My eyes are on fire!!!
*Lance dunks his head in a pot of water*
Aaahhhhh!!! Hot, scalding water!!!!
*Lance faints from the pain*

[jetblue]

jetblue hits Lance with a waterballon.
"There that should put out the flame. Now go outside if you want to make fires all over the place. Its damn near 94 degree's!",pumps up his super soaker.
"Next one to start a fire gets hit",point's the water gun watching for weakness. Lord Draud gets angry and starts the materia dance for inferno.
"Lord Draud if you behave i will give you your favorite.",takes out a box from under the bar and pulls out a pack of bottle rockets.
"I went to the state line yesterday and bought a big box of fireworks",Lord Draud stops the summon and grabs the pack of rockets and runs out the door grabbing a beer bottle off a table. In seconds you can hear him say,"wow look how far that one went".
"Now the rest of you can have either the cherry bombs or the water ballons? But not all because we need to save some for the festival tomarro.",...........

[Yuffie]

Only one thing left to do. Someone drive me to the store and fast dammit! We're out of marshmallows!!! :amazed:

[Lord Draud]

*tapes a kitten to a pack of four bottle rocket and watchs as the kitten flys off into the distence and a little pop sounds off* " hee hee hee two of my favourt thing in the world crulty to cute animals and explotions!" *Takes aim at a fluffy chipmunk and lets lose a barrage, Lord Draud squeels in delight*

[Yuffie]

Draud you didn't give the kitten any cash, how's it supposed to get me my marshmallows?! :realmad:

[eViL bAz]

*EB Looks inside from the Gate and hear something and descide to look*
What is happening here? I want to Know someone will tell me? also Hey Jet can you send me with someone something to eat cuz im starving I have 3 months without food and also something bloodie too
*EB return to his post*

[Geosgaeno]

* Geo finds some more rockets, but instead of firing them up[right, he fires them diagonally, just missing Draud and BAz*

"wow, sorry bout that people i was aiming at that turtle over there"

*the turtle seeks vengence*

"hahaha, you dare to confront me turtle* "Geo rams a rocket up its ass and launches it to oblivion*

[jetblue]

jetblue emerges from the store room just before dawn dressed in a bright orange and blue kimono.
"The summer festival begins the moment the first rays of the morning summer sun shine. We must give thanks to our gods for this time of life.",kneels facing the sunrise and prays. Gives offerings and rises.
"Let this celebration of life begin!!",bangs the gong 23 times.
"4 special meals are eaten this day",goes to the kitchen and brings out a huge pan of food.
"The first is breakfast,lobster and egg omelete and on the side bacon,sausage,and ham. So everyone eat all you want. But save room for the 2nd dish that will come around noon.",hands out servings of breakfast to the hungry patrons.
"Now what will be the first entertainment of the day?"..........

[eViL bAz]

No Problem Geo It will take more than that to kill me
MMMM FOOD!!! *EB leaves a Zombie taking care of the Gate and etners to eat, after eat*
Ok I will do the first Entertaining Number!!!, OK Ladies and Gentlemen, Demons and other creatures, I will perform a incredible act I will kill somebody and revive it, so I need a volunteer.....*Looks to the audience* YOU!!!! *Look at Geo* COme up here.

*EB Tie Geo to a black table and do some ritual* Ok, Geo IS DEATH!!! *MAke A Conjure in Silence and a Light appear over Geos Body....Geo awake and smile and go back to his seat* LOok the only problem is that now you are a Zomboie :S ut it works!!!

[jetblue]

"Good trick there eVilBaz",claps and a few other patrons clap.
"Be careful Geo because now Draud can put you to work."
"Now time for the second meal. Roasted duck with summer steamed dumplings.",goes to the kitchen and brings out a huge steamer with the dumplings and duck inside.
"Now for the next entertainment. Where's Lord Draud to play the Taiko drums for us?"...........

[Geosgaeno]

"neeeeed fooooood, uuuuuhhhhhh" *The Zombie spell is taking its toll on Geo, only time will tell if this spell can be reversed......but wait, Geo should be able to reverse it????*

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance wakes up*
Party time???
*Lance quickly jumps up and starts to party*
Ooooh... Nice trick bAz :p

[TrueSephiroth]

He would control him even without becoming a zombie
Being weak willed and all.

Well heres an Elixer for you, it removes all status alements and fully rstores your health.
It should do the trick.

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance takes the Elixer and drinks it*
My face is cured!! http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/eyepopping.gif
Wait... Why is Geo a Zombie??

[jetblue]

"Now for the end of our summer festival we will have a mighty bonfire and zombie Geo will unleash a torrent of fireworks the likes that not even the gods have seen",prepares the wood as the sun sets.
"Let the three day festival end with drinking and eating",claps his hands and the zombies bring out the meat on a pike for over the fire.
"And thank you everyone for decorating the tavern inside and out",
"Isnt that elixer only temporary?",.......

[Yuffie]

*picks a sliver of zombie flesh out of her drink*

You guys wanna keep yourselves to yourselves?!

[TrueSephiroth]

Elixers aren't temporary where'd you get that idea?

ohh well heres another one for you Geo.
Hopefully this will work for you.

[Geosgaeno]

"yeah that did the trick thanks"

* Geo prepares to launch the tirade of fireworks into the doomed sky when he suddenly relises many of the fireworks have been stolen, Geo turns around to see Lance sniggering in the distance running off*

"Hey get back here" *Launches a magical rocket that goes and catches Lance and brings him back* "where are the fireworks????"

[Lord Draud]

*Lord Draud comes in with a half dozen Oni Demons and starts playing the drumb, but as he does so he starts to chant in rythem and the world starts to change and ripple, as every one can see the tavern takes on a more japaness style and the land scape out sides changes to something out of feudle japan!* " MWA he ha ha ha ha, and now asmy final act of evil i CHIBI YOU ALL!!!!!!!" * waves his hand and every one doubles over in pain falling to the floor once they awaken a few minutes later Draud the oni and the drums are gone and every thing seems larger and more......cute...*

[TrueSephiroth]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/Gamma_x2/Chibi_Sephiroth.gif
Ahh crap this is not a form befitting a former general in the Shinra army and the single most important threat to the planet.

[Lance Alvein]

Damn it Geo... if you hadn't caught me, I'd be safe by now. http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/mad2.gif
I guess that we might as well adventure forth to find the cure for Chibiness...

[Yuffie]

*giggle* Hehe, you look like you're wearing a dress tough guy! :p
And you have girly hair!

What was that? You're going to slice me in half with that sword?

.....heh.....

[TrueSephiroth]

I already did that before not as fun as I thought it would be.

I'll just burn you alive this time: *Fire 3!*

[jetblue]

*for some reason jetblue is unaffected by Drauds spell. Mainly because he already is misshapen and big headed*




"Lets hear it everybody for Lord Draud and his drum banging oni!",3 people clap.
"But that beat kinda sounded like DMX's new song. Anyway now the cleanup begins. Some of you guys had a small food fight by the buffet and the small fires.",thinks to himself why did he hand out commerative festival lighters to everyone.
"And someone using cherry bombs on empty beer bottles.",look's in Lord Drauds direction.
"TrueSephiroth put down that roman candle!".......

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance suddenly looks confused*
Jet, you know where Draud is?
Tell us so we can get back to normal.
And... sorry about the lighter thing... I'm a pyro, what could I do??
http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/bawl.gif

[Yuffie]

*jumps into a pail of water*

I don't know why you don't just get in touch with your feminine side Sephy, your hair has so much potential! :amazed:

[TrueSephiroth]

*Quake 3!*
Sorry but I just don't like my hair being fooled with. Remeber what happened last time.
These are warnings; make me really mad and you'll be dead again.

[Yuffie]

.....If yOU wenT BloNd...You'D LOok SO DAAshIngG! :knockedout:

[Geosgaeno]

"no i think the grey hair rocks"

*Geo gets annoyed with all the petty Seph & Yuffie arguments so he decides to lock them in a room away from everyone*

"thats much better, peace at laass"

*Geo stops in mid sentence as both Yuffie and Seph fly through the wall*

"jeeeezzz"

[Lord Draud]

*Meanwhile Lord Draud is on a tricked out harly on the high way to hell* " oh yeah Baby! no stop signs or speed limits! no one is ever gonna slow me down!" * casts a hast spell on the motorcycle and starts to blur*

[Yuffie]

Seph...was it really necessary to use me as a battering ram through that wall...? :knockedout:

[TrueSephiroth]

........Yes

[Yuffie]

........well ok then that's all I wanted to kn- HEY! Couldn't you have just used all that black magic mumbo jumbo you were using?! :mad:

[TrueSephiroth]

Yeah but I prefered that way and seems like you didn't mind it at the time, you were waving your arms like you were having a blast and making high pitched noises.

[Lord Draud]

*Lord Draud blasts by the tavern at mock 5 and the following sonic boom blows out all the windows spraying glass all over the inside* "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWW!!"

[Geosgaeno]

*luckily for Geo he was bent down behind the bar, stealing beers and peanuts and some crisps, Geo stands up to see the bloodbath*

"Jet, i think we need the mop"

[jetblue]

&qu