The RPGN Tavern

[eViL bAz]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE heres a little plus.....
*remain silent and conjures*
!!!HEAVENS WRATH!!!!!!
*a BIG lightnign strokes in Marona Umbrela and Burn her Hair a little*
hehehehehe Hey Jet A Fried Chicken Plz with a Glass of Cold Blood

[Marona]

*calls the ambulance to take baz away*im shocked>_<...badly...*hair is all black in crisp*

[Blade Tanaka]

ok cheeseburger from the tavern then!oh and fries and a coke...and NO PEPSI!
*conjurs a spell* Ahh here you are Marona Pepsi dark arts.... Restores all HP MP and SP (if you use any that is =P) And bAz don't eat Kuntucky Fried Chicken no wonder your going to the hospital.. geez man I'll cover for ya while you go to the hospital okay? Don't go killin' youself now!!! ^o^

[Yojimbo]

"i thought BAz was already dead, but i could be wrong", puzzled look appears on Yojimbo's face. "Anyway im gonna stay away from that Chicken look what it did to Baz, ill stay with good old burgers" orders a mega burger with extra cheese and mushrooms.

"oh and Marona, your hair is still smoking", Yojimbo laughs at the whole ordeal.

[eViL bAz]

The thing here Yojimbo Im Half Demon-Half Human and have Vulnerability to the Fried Chicke eaten only hehehehehe, but Im more Demon than Human hehehe, My Dad its a Vampire adn my Momen is a Demon lol, (the human part its from my Dad) lol so You now Know me more, Im Eternal But I can Die with the right weapon :evilgrin:

[Galthol]

*Galthol walks in and takes a chair by the fire and orders a round for everyone.* "Ahh it's good to be back!" :D

[eViL bAz]

Welcome Galthol and thanks for the beers!!!

[jetblue]

jetblue bangs the gong,
"Hurray for Galthol!",starts pouring drinks and handing them out.
"Just what need after that tiresome battle. And to remember those that were lost",looks in the direction of the trapdoor with sadness and a small tear forms in the corner of his eye.
"But Lord Draud may once again join us on this plane!",stands up on the bar and look's at everyone.
"If we preform.....the resurecting sacrifice ritual",everyone stays quiet and sips there drinks in anticipation.
"Who will help me perform this cursed ritual that damns all the souls who participate? Who?",.........

[eViL bAz]

Me, I dont have soul hehehehehehe so I dont have nothing to fear so come on lets do it what I have to do? (bye to my 666 post)

[Marona]

*puts hair tonic on her hair and hair is back to normal*wh00t!^^

[Yojimbo]

"i can also help you perform this ritual, i have no soul either (thanks to Draud)"
"oh and thanks for the beers Galthol", yojimbo gently sips his lager to make it last.

[Lord Draud]

* looks up from his work table after hearing his name many times* " what do you all want? i am a busy being with more importent things to do then go charging off in to battle thats why i have minions, oh and vampires are undead and so can not be warded away with garlic, they simply can will them selfs nott o smell and thus it has no effect, nice try thought, and don't worry about the vampire to much they only feed for a little bit and they almost never kill, you just need a few days to recover the blood loss" * turns back to adding smoth wooden floor to the dance floor then orders some ghouls to wax it till it shines*

[jetblue]

jetblue stands still in shock half way done making a 32 sided pentagram on the floor with some chalk after hearing Lord Draud's voice. EvilbAz and Yojimbo stand on the side with the sacrafices ready and prepared to give of them selves to the buddahist demon Hakutra in order to resurect Lord Draud.
"Did I hear what I think I heard?",can hear more yelling coming from the basement.
"Then the ritual was a success!!!",throws the chalk away and opens the tavern doors to let loose the sacrifices and put's out the candles.
"I told you all I was good at spell's regardless of Lord Draud's critisizm's",goes to the bar to pour congratulatory drinks for everyone.
"And we also resurected Astrolounge",points to the corner where a blue hat and robe are drinking a pitcher.

[Blade Tanaka]

Oi... Jet you forgot *MY* beer... *tsk tsk tsk* Well Welcom Gathol... I have the feeling I know you from somewhere.. Maybe I'm wrong...

(btw Marona just got mutaion and outbreak last night.... I'm grounded though:bawl: I also got FF chronicals and FFT.. Man life can really suck ALL at once... grrr) ^o^

[Galthol]

Yes I'm not suprised I used to haunt these premisies before the reformating and such stuff. Itis a long involved story of how I became lost, but I am here agian and hope to meet some old friends and meet some new. Some might rember me as a Druid and well I have good news. I am now initated in to the order. Need and non-santantic resusresctions come see me

[jetblue]

"Ah a fellow pagan. Welcome. I am olympian",tosses some people from there stools and offers it to Galthol.
"We are preparing the tavern for the festival of the 22nd of march. The coming of the gods of spring. Much feasting and drinking that day. But I cant think of a good theme for this year. We already did bonfire and stuff and buddahist",scratches head. Hears Blade Tanaka's order and pours him a beer.
"Anyone have Idea's?"............

[Lord Draud]

* heads up to the tavern and walks over to jet blue* " the dance floor is done as well as my school you may now open then in any way you see fit, but be warned if there is to much noise i will start killing and i will not stop till the noise is gone.... have a nice day"

[FlashFirer]

What a cool dance floor! <D
*Crashes a pile of plates making a lot of noise*
Ops...uh...
*goes back on time*
*casts Deafaga (XD) on Draud*
*goes back to the future®*
Man, I forgot the combination of numbers to make the "TM"...can someone tell me what is it again? Please? =DD

[Blade Tanaka]

"Ah a fellow pagan. Welcome. I am olympian",tosses some people from there stools and offers it to Galthol.
"We are preparing the tavern for the festival of the 22nd of march. The coming of the gods of spring. Much feasting and drinking that day. But I cant think of a good theme for this year. We already did bonfire and stuff and buddahist",scratches head. Hears Blade Tanaka's order and pours him a beer.
"Anyone have Idea's?"............
Um... Dude... My b33r? Come on now Gathol and I are friends for the logest of times... WHERE'S MF FRICKIN' B33R? f34r my l4ck of b33r!!!!!! ^o^

[jetblue]

jetblue hears Blade Tanaka's fadeing voice from lack of beer.
"By the Gods! This man need's beer and fast!",drops the glass he's pouring on the floor and grabs a pitcher. Fill's it and runs to Blade's table.
"Here,sorry for the wait sir",wondering if the worse has happened. Recites in his mind Lord Drauds rule:never allow your patrons to sober up.

[Blade Tanaka]

Aye that be g00d b33r indeed.. thank ye sir... *chugs bach hard* ahh how bouts another good sir? *turns to Gathol* So Gathol how are you?

[Galthol]

Before I answer that let me go get something from the woods. *Galthol exits the Tavren, the are growls and howls and screechs from outside. Galthol walks in with a hawk on his sholder and a wolf and a bear following* Meet some friends of mine. Sharpbeak the hawk. Longtooth the wolf and *smiles evily at Blade* Jim the Bear. You remember Jim don't you Blade. :evilgrin: :evillaugh:

[eViL bAz]

Hey Blade I think the Bear is Smiling you hehehehe
*The BEar goes wher is blade and begin to hug him*
You like him hehehehe But stay in guard. Hey Jet Here in the Gate everything is just in Control hehehehe, and about thet sign I have above me...
*Grab the Sign and break it and draw it another one that says "THE EVIL ONE IS HERE"*
hehehehe

[Blade Tanaka]

Oh no not THE BEAR... *remebers the D&D night at lances in witch the bear first mauled Blade* NO NO NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *curls up into little ball* ^o^

[Lord Draud]

"bah ye needed a bear to strike fear in to your players? i killed a lvl 10 ranger with a unmodifide donkey!" * leans his head back and laughs* " mind you he kept rolling ones on his attack and the donkey kept rolling 20's 4 in a row at least, anyway yes that is one of my rules for keeping a full tavern also never let the peanuts or pretizs run out cause they keep people drinking"

[Blade Tanaka]

Aye bear f43r my rath... *takes out bazookaand drinks a heafty b33r +20* DIE YOU SCUM AND NEVER TOUVCH MY BUM!!!!! *Jim dissapears in a puff of smoke and carnage... Later bearagator... ^o^

[Galthol]

Now Blade that isn't very nice. Oh well Jim did have to go into consleing after what I made him do to Blade. Poor poor Jim. He already had gender confusion before the incident

[Mithrandir]

*rolls 3d6*

Oh god, 12! Ok what's your saving throw?

[jetblue]

jetblue hear's from behind the bar the league of evil discuss D&D.
"Hmm,that will occupy them for a while. To bad its friday and it's the only exciting thing that's going on in the tavern",pick's up the remote.
"Let's see what's on",turn's on the overhead plasma TV bought with Lord Drauds credit card. With digital cable. Full package for 3 years. Plus internet.
"Hmm,bubble bobble championship match....almost over,click. Bahamut kennel show,to boring,click. RPG idol:the next hero,lame,click. Resident evil:Racoon's creek,check info,episode 223 weskar comes out to leon,re-run,click. News.click. Zelda's trail:the anime,to childlike,click. Yugi Vs. Ash,death match,to much cursing,click. SuikodenXXX,damn v-chip,gotta get the code from Draud,click",puts down the remote.
"Damn 500 channels and nothing good",makes a tray with sandwiches,dorito's and cool-aid.
"If anybody wants me Im going to the library. I need to read up on some stuff. I wont be back till monday. This weekend has.....bad memories for me",goes over to the trap door.
"EvilbAz watch over the place for me. Any tip's you make are your's",goes down and closes the trapdoor behind him.

[Lord Draud]

*as jet walks down he hear chanting and the hushed talking of several students* " ah yes welcome to my new school jet" *says Lord Draud who apear out of a magical portal just behins jet making him jump* " please look around but becarefull the tomes that lie here in can summon great power you might not have the practice to control it"

[FlashFirer]

HAHAHA DRAUD, YOU-ARE-DEAF!!!^^
See? You cannot hear me now, because of my Deafaga! ^^^
*makes a lot of noise*
HAHAHAHA you dind't even notice me behind you!!^^
*farts*
Uh...ops...hehe...*goes back on time again*
*casts Anti-Smellaga on Draud*
*goes to the future again*

[Lord Draud]

*gets a feeling from his life sence ( a thing only undead can have that lets me sence life force) and get a image from his familer telling him what fire flasher is doing, Lord draud whips around faster then the eye can see and shoves fireflasher threw a wall* " foolish mortal you thing your punny magic spells can help you get the drop on me?" *Lord Draud waves his hand and the spell is dispelled* "such impudence! i shall punish you" * while fireflasher is still realing with the damage from being flung threw a wall Lord raud dragshim to a lab by the scruff of the neck,Lord Daud does not how ever see the small eyes glowing in the shadowy corner watching him....*

[jetblue]

jetblue almost drops his tray as the Lord Draud and Flashfirer scuffle.
"Hey watch it! This food has to last me till monday",watches and follows Lord Draud take Flashfirer to his lab.
"This weekend has bad memeories for me from my exgirlfriend and best friend. Oh,both of you want to hear the story? Ok make yourselves comfy on that examine table. Its a short story............................................. .......................................
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(14 hours later)and thats were baby's come from. For leperchans",even for Lord Draud it seemed an eternity and Flashfirer has fallen asleep.
"So,I see the library is over there. Im gonna go look for that funny book you had showing the diffrent chimera that can be made. That hippo mixed with a falcon was hilarious",jetblue see's Lord Draud trying to leave.
"Hey dont leave yet. You have to show me were the bathroom is",blocks Lord Draud's escape.
"Did I tell you about the time I set a toilet bowl on fire? Well I was cleaning it with my...."

[Marona]

*walks in*so whats been going on while im gone?*watches everyone tired from the story*ohhhkay....barkeeper if you don't mind I'll take a strawberry icecream on a cone please!*sits down and looks at jetblue*whats with these people?

[Mithrandir]

Ok so no one throws a dice? come on, you know you want to do saving throw....it's one vs spell.

[Blade Tanaka]

... Jet got anymore b33r + 20? I need another.... Oh hey Marona! Look waht I jsut found across the street!? *shows both Mutationand Outbreak* Yup got them at EB there for about 60$ in total... heh heh.... Oh Mith! *rolls dice 2d8* Ahh man 12!? that's it? ahh well so what does that mean? I wasn't really paying atention...

[Mithrandir]

Well actually, you just saved yourself from a horrible death...darn...

Oh well, it's your turn to play now...are you attacking or running...or you could attack Marona..muhuhuhahaah...:evilgrin:

[Lance Alvein]

*Walks in*
*Sees mass confusion*
I think I'm going to like it in here http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Blade Tanaka]

Well actually, you just saved yourself from a horrible death...darn...

Oh well, it's your turn to play now...are you attacking or running...or you could attack Marona..muhuhuhahaah...:evilgrin:
Well I'm not in the mood for any figths right now... I'm sobbering up... JET WHERE ARE YOU I NEED B33R+20!!!!! Oh.... I'm.... sober? ^o^

[eViL bAz]

Hey where is that Flash!!!!??? We cant allow fights with the owners Leave Draud
*Cast a Paralyze Spell over Flash and a Blinking Spell to teleport him outside*
Now we drop out the fightin ppl heheheheheheheh
who else is making chaos???!! CUz I want to Join it hehehe!!!!

[Galthol]

"Hmm can I bend people to my will? Oh crap I said that out loud, Oh crap so was that.....uh...ummm." *whistles sharply. the hawk flys around the room scooping up all the gold pouchs* "Hey barkeep as much beer as this will buy me." *puts all the pouchs on the counter, then proceeds to pass out flagons of beer to everyone* "That should keep them occupied"

[Marona]

*pokes blade*getting Outbreak in...you sure do play games fast!!!*eats icecream*

[eViL bAz]

I have several Copies of it hehehehehehehe

[jetblue]

jetblue comes up from the trapdoor.
"Hello everyone. I see it's monday and back to work for me",picks up a overturned table.
"I think Lord Draud's mad at me for messing up his library. I made a fort out of book's,used a dragonskin parchment as a kleenex,and touched all the book's with cheeto dust on my hands",grabs some towles from behind the bar.
"That and I cleaned up his lab. It was full of old sock's and dust so I took a shop vac to everything",look's in the direction of the trap door and hear's it lock shut.
"Im gonna go out to the hotspring and bathe for a bit. When I come back I'll make us all some spring roll's",goes out the back door to the hotspring.

[Galthol]

"Spring Rolls?? All right I love spring rolls. But I spent all .... my money on beer. Can I start on credit? I'll teach you to call a wolf to do your bidding really they are dead useful. here watch" *Galthol starts howling and all attempts to grab his attention fail*

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance decides to have some fun, and sets up an order to buy all the spring rolls from jetblue, just so Galthol can't have any*
Heh heh heh

[eViL bAz]

Lance, lance, lance, why do you fight with the ppl of our own side, leave 1 or 2 so he can be strong

[Blade Tanaka]

*pokes blade*getting Outbreak in...you sure do play games fast!!!*eats icecream**sitting on floor in tavern playing PS2* Not really... well yes actaully... it took me 2 weeks to beat Kindom Hearts Chain of Memories. But I can't really play now cuz I'm grounded... V_V But that dosn't mean I don't sneak on some game play every now and then..... *looks at Jet* WHERE IS MY FRIGGIN B33R!!!!!!

[Galthol]

*Galthol stops howling as 10 full size grey wolves burst into the tavern* "Excellent you came now get me my spring rolls" *The wolves from a circle around Lance and start growling menecingly*

[eViL bAz]

¬_¬ oh my..... why dont you understand......LANCE!!!!GALTHOL!!!!BLADE!!!! Stop being like that or I will get angry and you dont know me angry he guys we can do evil things outside the Tavern, but in here is like our HQ cuz Jet is a follower of our cause so lets calm and dont bring wolf in here ok heheheheh :evilgrin: or I can do some tasty meat wit theyre flesh he jim hehehe

[Galthol]

*The wolves back down wimpering as they do, they then exit the buliding*
"Okay, they are gone, I bow down to your evilness"

[jetblue]

jetblue is in the open kitchen making 3 diffrent type of spring roll's. Shrimp,pork,and veggie along with 3 kinds of dipping sauce and lots of fresh steamed rice ball's.
hear's Blade Tanaka's order. Pours a beer and sends a zombie to deliver it to his table..when suddenly wolves appear.
"Hey!who left the the door open?",jetblue's pants are tugged at.
"Your just a puppy are'nt you? Here have a spring roll",feed's and pets the wolf.
"OOO,the wolves smell meat under the trapdoor",the wolves are scratching frantically at the trapdoor trying to open in.
"They want that 1000 year old carcass of Lord Draud. You all better take them outside",.....

[Lord Draud]

*hearing the wolfs scratching at his trap door Lord Draud summons hell cats and sets them to kill off the beasts* "WHO LET THE DogS IN!! don't worry i will take care oft hem and we can use the body to make wolf zombies"

[Blade Tanaka]

"Don't bother Draud" Blade takes a long drink of his b33r... Takes another... "I need to strech my legs now... and take a whiz too, if any wolf even looks at me their head will explode." Blade exits tavern with a small handgun. Nothing is heard for a few seconds followed by some growling... a few seconds later gun shots. "Take that you blody mutt! And don't you dare look at me again while I'm wizzin'!" Blade walks towards the tavern again making loud thumping nioses withhis feet... a pause *thump* "Stupid mutt... Draud do your zombie stuff."

[Lance Alvein]

BaZ - I guess that I can give galthol one or two... but they will be the smallest and least tasty...:evilgrin: I still need to become more evil ;)

[Blade Tanaka]

Tha5t's bAz not BaZ *tsk tsk* and while your at it call him "master bAz"
^o^

[Lord Draud]

*Lord Draud send out his vampiric necromancers to raise the hounds* " well now elts see i need to seperate and then mix to gether four element in new ways get......" *Lord draud wanders off to his lab and shorty there after strange sounds come from with in*

[Blade Tanaka]

Man put Cerabus away he's trying to bite Majeh again.... ^o^

[Lord Draud]

*several zombie waiters start heading own stairs ignoring every one else, they open the dorr and enter the lab silent and with out hesatation*

[Blade Tanaka]

Man ar they going to go play with "Meth for dummies" again? Didn' they blow up the last tavern with that stuff? They should really be more carefull with that stuff... ^o^

[jetblue]

jetblue shelters the wolf he was feeding from Blade and Draud.
"Shame on you for trying to hurt this puppy. None of you will be able to hurt him",reaches under the counter for a buddahist blessing paper that was left behind from the monk and places it on a the wolfs neck with a string.
"There. Now this wolf has more power than some of you guy's",bends down to pet the wolf.
"You're a cute wolfy, Yes you are. You wana take a bite out of Lord Draud? No you dont want to he tastes like salted jerky. I'll make you a steak instead",goes to the kitchen with his new pet.

[Lord Draud]

*sounds of gun fire and explotions comes from the lab, how ever tehre is no shking of the ground and every so often tehre is some one yelling in german*

[Blade Tanaka]

jetblue shelters the wolf he was feeding from Blade and Draud.
"Shame on you for trying to hurt this puppy. None of you will be able to hurt him",reaches under the counter for a buddahist blessing paper that was left behind from the monk and places it on a the wolfs neck with a string.
"There. Now this wolf has more power than some of you guy's",bends down to pet the wolf.
"You're a cute wolfy, Yes you are. You wana take a bite out of Lord Draud? No you dont want to he tastes like salted jerky. I'll make you a steak instead",goes to the kitchen with his new pet.
I was talkng about Cerabus the three headed dog... Not some cute wittle wolf.... And I have more powers than some Buddhist monk... *tsk tsk tsk* don't underestimate me! ^o^

[silverDistortioN]

*grabs cerberus and twirls him around all over the place like a set of nunchucks!*

...well, i know there are at least a couple guys who know what i'm talking about. >.>

[Lord Draud]

* Lord Drauud start yelling about stupid camper scum!*

[Lance Alvein]

* Lance decides to hide from the twirling cerberus*
I don't like flying three-headed dogs... Bad memories...

[Vidus]

* Admiring the huge tornado created by the cerberus that silverDistortioN is twirling*
jees.. with that amount on power I could do what ever I want.

[Lord Draud]

*the power flickers and the lights dim abit for a few seconds and a large boom can be heard from the lab down stairs* " oh crap i blew out the modem!"

[Blade Tanaka]

That's okay as long as the Vending machines still work... *Blad egoes to the Vending machines for a b33r + 20....* CRAP NO FSKN' B33R FOR ME AGAIN!!!! I've BEEN SOBER FOR A WEEK NOW!!! WHERE'S MY B33R!? ^o^

[FlashFirer]

I love vending machines. They're so pratic.
You just put a corner there and poof, there is it, chocolate, soda, whatever you want.
Just push the button! =P
Sometimes they can be pretty annoying. You know that cartoonic situation when the thing you want gets stuck in the machine? Happened once. I just kicked it once and it fell, though. Nothing too complicated.

[Lance Alvein]

mmm, vending machine... Anyone got any quarters i can use... I think I left all mine in my other pants. http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Vidus]

Sure I have plenty. Just don't get addicted..* hands out some quarters*

[jetblue]

jetblue comes out of the kitchen with wolfy and see's people eating from and breaking into the vending machine.
"You guy's realize that Lord Draud filled that machine with his unholy products?",they stop eating and drinking for a sec then start up again.
"And only this special blessed beer will be able to cure you of the parasites and bacteria that are in that stuff",reaches under the bar for a case of beer and holds it up for all to see.
"Behold the last case of....Holy beer!",the clouds part outside and a beam of sunlight goes through the window and bounces off the bottles.
"Blessed by every denomination known to man and elf",....

[Blade Tanaka]

"Behold the last case of....Holy beer!",the clouds part outside and a beam of sunlight goes through the window and bounces off the bottles.
"Blessed by every denomination known to man and elf",....
SW33T JET YOUARE THE GREATEST!!!! But hey... If I'm evil than how can I drink holy beer? Ahh well... *Blade takes it and drinks it* SW33TT!!! it's better than beer+100000000000 YOU ARE THE GREATES JET!!!!! ^o^

[jetblue]

"What? Your evil? Na really,since when? I have'nt heard you boast your conquests like the other's",can hear someone in the back bragging about taking away a baby's pacifier.
"Well this stuff is potent. 397 percent alcohol",looks at the label with a picture of the pope,dali-lama,and a centaur.
"But its safe for evil people. I saw Lord Draud drink some before and all it did was cure his asthma",looks in the direction of the trap door. Can see it open a tiny bit then close.

[Blade Tanaka]

Ahh you never heard...? Well maybe you should check out my position on the evil ppl only therad... Yeah I work there... Heh heh I'm the sevcretary and the general of the evil army. Oh and I'm out of holy b33r... how many do you have? ^o^

[jetblue]

jetblue hands out more Holy Beer and glances at the calendar.
"OK,everyone all Drinks are on the house and help yourselves to the buffet table,I just put a fresh batch of spring rolls and babyback ribs",goes to bang the gong 3 times.
"It is the 22nd! The coming of spring when we give thanks to the gods for surviving winter. But its also a time to plant crops and prepare for war. When the snows melt armies start to move. May the gods protect us",picks up a glass of beer then drinks it and slams the glass on the ground.
"Let the festival of spring begin!!! But since I was sick with the flu I did'nt have time to decorate the tavern or think of a theme. So if you guy's want to call some strippers or invite your girlfriends or play poker all night thats fine. I need to go sit by the fire place for a bit",goes to rest on a comfy chair by the fire.
"And someone send down a plate of food and a bottle kianti for Lord Draud. He's been down in the basement so long he probably does'nt know what day it is.".....

[Vidus]

Comes into the tavern and hears something about free stuff. His tired body gets a boost from the word free and he becomes like a new man
"I'm not too much of a alcohol drinker but what the heck it's free", he says and runs to make his first touch with beer. The beer or the Holy Beer like they are calling it here isn't as bad as he had thought.
"Hey this is pretty good stuff I wonder what have they put in this. I want more" Drinks a couple of beers but suddenly something starts to move in his stomach. It seems to move towards his rectum.
"Oh my god, I need to get to the toilet really bad or I'm going to explode", runs like hell and when he reach the toilet's door and crabs the door handle he realizes it's locked. At the same time the thing has travelled trough his rectum and there is really just one option.
" Ok, everybody stay back this is going to be a hell of a explosion. Take cover!!", he takes a solid position and is ready for the massive bomb.
" Jeesus!!! Now it comes, now it comes... unghhhh.... hufhuf!!", the tavern is silent and then it happens.
" phrt...", a little fart comes out lasting about 1 second. All of the people are still under the table waiting for the great explosion. Vidus walks away slowly so that noone would notice him.

[Blade Tanaka]

Okay man... you seriously need to drink more beer..... Ma taht is soooo uncool.... Well Jet sorry to hear your ill... jsut a sec. *Blade conjours a spell* ahh my trusty cell-phone.... *blade dials a #* Hey...? Yup it's me Blade .... yeah... say aboout that favor you owe me....? yeah... Yup I'll burn ALl of the pictures *Blade winks at jet letting him nkow that he won't burn ALL of the pics so that he can do this gain some time* Yuop... yeah all 5 of you.... And thsi time I'd like the Bunny costumes.... Okay thanks alot.... okay bye. *Blade Hanks up* Okay guys we got 5 lasdies on their way... Anybody else got any Decorations? ^o^

[Maxin]

*Walks in and decides to order a round of beers or whatever for everyone present to celebrate the end of the rough draft phase of the fake scientific grant he is writing*

It just put me in a good mood, is all...

[Lord Draud]

*looks at all the party goers and laughs* " there doing it thre drinking the holy beer thus geting rid of it in ways i never could" * thinks bakc to when he drank some and shudders* " undead and holy things don't mix but damn i needed something to drink, i think i need to see a counciler or something for U.A.A undead alcohalic anomonis...." * look back down the stairs t his young aprentices* " get back to yor spell work you all need to learn at least eh basics befor i send for the teacher fro mthe necromantic order of mages for your testing...since i can't do it cause i killed off the last class for failing one spell..."

[Lance Alvein]

If it's holy beer, and the vending machine contains unholy products... What if I pour the holy beer over the vending machine... Normal food!!!
*Uses all the quarters available to buy whatever is in the machine*
Mmmm. Food...

[Blade Tanaka]

Hey pass me some to will ya? *Blad eats the food' man that's gooooOOOOoood food... ^o^

[Lance Alvein]

Hey! I was going to eat that http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/mad2.gif

[Blade Tanaka]

Hey pass me some to me will ya? *Blade eats the food' man that's gooooOOOOoood food... ^o^
Well I did say SOME food... there is a bit left.... *Hands Lance the food* there you go.... now I'm gonna go cheack out those pole dancers... ^o^

[Lance Alvein]

*Lance attempts to eat the remaining food... finds out that it wasn't all decontaminated... passes out while talking to the pole dancer that Blade was trying to get*

[Lord Draud]

*hearing the thud on teh floor Lord Draud goes to see who hitt he floor seeing lance on the floor Draud quickly drags him to his lab*

[jetblue]

jetblue slams the trapdoor shut before Lord Draud drags lance over to it.
"Now wait a sec,were do you think your going? I have been calling you all day so I can take your measurements for your easter suit and you only show up when someone faints?",jetblue whips out a tape measure from his pocket.
"Your not gonna wear that old cape and balck torn jogging suit for the tavern sunday ham dinner. Even us pagans must attend and look our best. Even if its for socializing.",jetblue lifts Lord Drauds arm and measures and writes in his notepad.
"Hmm,one arm 2 centemeters shorter than the other",measures his leg's meanwhile Lance comes to and staggers to a bottle of holy beer thats on the floor thats only 1/3 full.
"Legs are ok except one has more dried up meat. Now the chest",lance drinks the little bit of holy beer and starts to recover.
"The vest will hide most of the exposed ribs",puts his notepad away.
"OK,thats all. The all black long suit with matching vest will be ready on sunday. It will look like the one Dracula wore on bram stokers dracula. With the matching top hat and cane",helps Lance to his feet.
"Ill send the suit down on sunday morning. And remember everyone will be there and Locke Cole might come over so keep the cursing and spell casting to a minimum. Its gonna be a good dinner. Ill make your favorite dessert. Cream filled pasteries. In the shape of severed heads. And yours will have some red jam in them",.........

[Lord Draud]

" but why am i going to a dinner when i don't eat? i mean yes i could put in a apearence but iam out of practice eating as i have not done it at a dinner for several decades......" * lord Draud walks off very confused and a bit disapointed cause his prey has staggerd off and is full of vile holy beer*

[jetblue]

The Tavern has been decorated and all the tables have been put together along with candleabra's and the finest china with FF7 motif's and gold silverware. 3 diffrent kinds of ham are on the table,apricot,virgina and hawaian,along with vegetarian dishes.
Every one has arrived in there finest attire,and are standing by there seats.
Locke Cole is at the head of the table.
"Ah let us place some settings for those of us that could not make it this easter",jetblue says wearing a yellow plaid suit with bow tie.
"I cannot say grace would one of are other members please do the honour's",everyone bows there head as ______ says grace.
As soon as the prayer is over everyone sits and enjoys the feast while FFIX music plays from the jukebox.


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[Gimble]

* Steals a ham *

[Lord Draud]

*sits nicely watching the mortals eat tehre dead vegtable and animal matter* " ah yes the "joys" of the mortal form..."

[Geosgaeno]

"ohh, a crazy tavern, whats the business here guys, im a bit of a geeza with the dodgy back hand dealings, anyone want some of these" *pulls out a huge sack of beer bottles* "what you always need more beer than what is on offer so thats why i brought it, well thses ones are on the house because im gonna overthrow this tavern and make it my own, eventually, well i can make some friends on the way to supremicy"

"and guys i ordered us some company" *lets out a mighty whistle and drones of hot chicks swamp the tavern wearing barely nothing* "remember people this is for one night make the most of it"

*geosgaeno sits at a nearby table hoping he has made a good impression*

[jetblue]

jetblue stand up from the table wiping his mouth with a napkin.
"Ah welcome! Here's a place at the table for you and your lovelies. We were having easter dinner so help yourself to some ham",jetblue stacks a plate with food and serves Geosgaeno.
"I see some of your women have found Lord Draud",3 girls move there seats to were Lord Draud is sitting in his fine suit with tophat holding a jeweled goblet of wine and start to hug him and eat from his untouched plate of food.
"See Lord Draud I told you you would be having fun",jetblue whispers in Lord Drauds ear.
"And I only had to drag you out of the basement 3 times",goes back to his seat were he was discussing the intricasies of the Torbo Duo Castlevania X rhondo blood with one of the members.

[Geosgaeno]

"thank you very much sir this huge ham is the stuff for a real man, like me" * geosgaeno claps his hands and two girls rush to his side* "man i love girls, now ladies go flatter jetblue he deserves it for his services"

*the girls do as he says* "make the most jet touch, feel whatever you mind desires because as i said this is one night only"

*geos raises a toast to women, beer and everyone who is enjoying themselves*

"happy easter"

[Lord Draud]

" heh female feash serves only one perpous in my life now, and thats for re-animtion as a court of vampire's to suduce and re produce more spawn for my army..maybe how ever i can impregnate one of these females with my spawn ( magicly of course) and thus i would have a daughter of my own to train ....hmmmm, yes i can even spead up the birthing process so it only takes 9 hours in stead of months!" * invites on the girl to his lab after the dinner is over*

[Geosgaeno]

"sure thing she is yours Draud, but in 9hrs return her safely to the bus waiting outside to pick up my ladies. if your experiment goes pearshaped just throw her in the garbage"

*geosgaeno picks up the last of his bottle and jugs it down*

"man what a party that turned out to be, does this sort of stuff happen everyday?" *looks at the menu standing at the bar* " yo jet bring my some mushrooms lashed with blood"

[eViL bAz]

Im back my Friends I hope things are getting good (hehehehehe) well
*goes out and take that Cerberus of the Gate that was taking care of it and stand in it ot come back to Job*
Hey Jet I was in a Evil Convention and Im back more strong than ever so you can count on me so I will take care of this hehehehehehehe
*Looks over Jet and says*
Also send me a Spicy chicken Wings and a lot of beer hehehehehehehe so I can work better

Hey Draud Evil Friend Im back how Evil Teaching are doing....? I have learned new spells and Attacks, we miss you in there (the evil Convention) hehehehe

[jetblue]

jetblue is still putting the place in order after last nights dinner. Can hear Lord Draud boast of his female conquest last night. jetblue thinks to himself there's another praternity suit coming soon.
"Ah eVilbAz you have returned from your journeys. I shall prepare your order and will keep the cold beer's coming",jetblue goes off to the kitchen and fire's up the wok.

[Geosgaeno]

"hmm, sure smells good in there jet, better make another set of wings i do feel a little peckish"

*hears erotic noises coming from Drauds bunker, and knocks on the floor*
"hey you not finished with her yet, i thought you said you wouldnt be touching her but impregnating her magically, ahh well whatever tickles your fancy, oh and i almost forgot Draud, the bus left so when your done you can throw her away"

*orders a huge glass of Lager and necks it in one* "im starting to like this place"

[Marona]

sigh hi people...*comes inside and sits alone*I don't want anything.Just don't disturb me..

[Geosgaeno]

*geosgaeno walks over to Marona* "whats the matter, i know you didnt want me to come over but you look like you feel down, whats on yer mind"

*jet two cocktails over here my man* "now lets discuss over a drink"

[eViL bAz]

Thanks Jet Ill appreaciate that also ppl in the Tavern if theres ppl that you dont want to c just tell me im the gate keeper and I take care of them hehehehehehehe

*Draws out his Black Iron Knuckles and his sword*

[jetblue]

jetblue comes out of the kitchen with a plate of wings and gives it to eVilbAz.
"There you go extra spicy wings",place them on eVilbAz table. Hears Geosgaeno's order.
"Two cocktails coming up",reaches for the shaker and gin. Prepare's the taverns own special cocktails and takes them to Marona and geosgaeno's table.
"Here you go 2 chocobo cocktails",places the drinks on the table.
"A few of those and youll forget your troubles. And think you're a chocobo,he he",geosgaeno and marona dont laugh and jetblue walks back to the bar and wipe glasses.

[Geosgaeno]

"oh thanks jet"

*downs his cocktail, and orders another which jet brings across* "damn i cant have to much of these, jet was right i will be behaving like a chocobo, now marona wassup get that drink down ya"

*marona isnt responding so he drinks her cocktail too* "now what you need marona is a pint, even if ya are a girl" *orders a pint* "whats that, oh its just me thought i heard you say something, man these cocktails rules *orders another 5 cocktails*

[Vidus]

*sneaks into the tavern and hopes that noone remembers the incident that happened last time he was here. Notices a guy sitting on a table with lovely lady. The guy seems to talk to himself*
Great, I think that they really have forgotten the incident.*he says with a little sparkle in his eye and takes a seat and starts to think what to eat or should he just have couple of drinks*

[Marona]

o_O...i dont need any cocktail...not allowed to drink any :X

[Vidus]

*looks around searching for some kind of waiter or waitress doesn't see any though*
Hey, could I get some food please!
*snaps his fingers and in the same second he gets a plate full of food, doesn't know what it is but does it really matter*
Jeesus, you really have a fast service here.
*handsout a big tip and begins to eat the food*
Hey, this is really delicious.

[jetblue]

"Ill make you a Mocktail Marona with the finest fruit juices",get out the blender and fruit. Hears Vidus order food.
"We have leftover ham sandwiches from last night and spring rolls and riceballs . I havent had time to order fish for sushi. But I could cook up a burger if you want",decides to give Vidus one of each course since its already night time and no one else is ordering.
"I call it a all you can eat platter",places it at Vidus table.
"Thanks for the tip sir",puts 10 gill in his pocket.

[Lord Draud]

*after geting the female in th mood Lord Draud casts his spells* ' yes yes you see the "blue" magic works better when the mood is right and the body is willing , now lets see " *casts a spell and looks at the female laying on his bed looking at him with that wonton look in her eyes and a figner at her lips* " ah yes it worked your pregnant with my spawn!" * sees the girls eyes bulge and she starts to scream, Lord draud casts a simply sleep spell on her and then a hasten trimester spell, 9 horus lter out comes the baby and the woman wakes up* " you will be his mother and nanny you are to keep him safe in my lab and lair unill such time that i deem him ready to start magical training now i have a room for you"

[Marona]

what the hell is a mocktail!?*looks at it...*...im ready to get drunk on coke!meh

(sorry i didnt post right away.ive been busy lately.so u know why now heh)

[Geosgaeno]

*geosgaeno goes to the bar*

"yeah ill have some burgers with mushrooms, chilli sauce, cucumber, cheese, more cheese, tomatoes, bacon both crispy and not crispy, um and thats about it and make sure its on a sesame seed bun please"

*waits at the bar for the order* "we better be careful aswell guys Drauds just got himself a new son, cant have to many Drauds running around"

[Blade Tanaka]

"Hey Jet?" Blade enterr the Tavern yelling to him. "Hey man what's up? Uhh do you wanna cook me up some Ramen please?"... Blade Pauses for a while. "Well I'm back everyone! SOrry I haven't been here since like.. wednesday" Jet wlak over to Blade and fills out his order. "Thanks Jet and no soy sauce on the rice I'll eat it plain please" Blade picks up a mocktail and takes a swig.... "Wow thats really good! " Blade then pulls a bottle out of his pack... It ;looks like a wine battle but is marked sparkiling apple juice. Blade opnes it and poors some of it in. Takes another swig. "Just as I though Jet. It needs some if this stuff. I'll give you some I've quite a bit on hand. Oh and I noticed that you seem to be working alone here... Do yu wanna sign me up as a cook or a waiter? I'm a pretty good cook as I lke to make up recipees as I go along.." Blade sits down... "Oh hey Marona whre have you been? Sorry to hear about the whole thing that happend on your thread. It's not realy your fault you didn't post there much so it's not like your to blame. Personllay I talked you Yojumibo and Daniel a lot.... Yojimbo is a pretty nice guy and Dan's not so bad tooo but they're very ignorant and not really god a reasoning... And Locek Cole if your out there reading this thread I'm sorry I got involed too... I nkow I said some mean things but I hadn't really meant it... It was more af a "plaes clam down and thinka bout your posts" ... Sorry guys" ^o^

[Galthol]

Walks into tavern looking deshvlied. "Good news and good|bad news" Galthol is ignored. "Hey I got rid of the wolf infestation...that I caused.... well isn't that a cause for celebration.... well" Galthol is still being ignored. "Well anyway I have spent that last week medaitating in the woods. And well due to shifting ley lines and such. This tavern has enormas magic potnetail. It happened just before Easter so any magic worked since then might go a big awary." Galthol is still being ignored "Oh well" Galthol sits down and orders a beer.

[Geosgaeno]

"heard you loud and clear Galthol, didnt respond because im pretty drunk" *Geosgaeno uses his special water typhoon magic on his face to wake himself up, and the water spills all over the floor making everyone slip over*

"ooops, sorry"

[Galthol]

Galthol looks up from his drink "like I said magic might get a bit wonky for the next little while. Ley line can be unpredictable. So magic may mess up it might not." Galthol orders anthor beer-

[jetblue]

jetblue is feeding wolfy a hambone by the fireplace.
"Hey Galthol I have one of your wolves. He's my pet and the Tavern mascot. Im gonna put his likeness on the sign as soon as the sign makers come over.",pet's the wolfy.
"Now the sign will read in both english and japanese*Lucky 7 super Happy Dragon Chrisantamum Rice and Sake Good Fortune Tavern and Lucozade bar and Bier und Shnitzel House of the White Wolf*. And underneath the sign a picture of the wolfy holding a good fortune charm in his paw. It will attract lots of buissness.",jetblue hears orders from Blade Tanaka and Geosgaeno.
"Food coming up sirs",jetblue hurries to prepare orders when he hears the trapdoor open and close suddenly. To busy to see jetblue trips over a basket near his feet.
"What the hell!",there's a note that say's feed me and under the note is a cute baby.
"OH hell no!!!",jetblue goes to the trapdoor banging it furiously.
"You better unlock this trapdoor Lord Draud! Im not a Babysitter or wet nurse!",the baby starts to cry because he/she is hungry.
"Oh damn",jetblue prepares a bottle with milk in the kitchen......

[Geosgaeno]

"i guess the baby is all my fault, i shouldnt have brought around them girls on easter"

*bangs on Drauds trapdoor* "you listen up Draud, no more girls for you if that baby doesnt shut its hole, its screaming the place down" *hears Draud chuckle* "yeah so thats why you threw him up here for some quiet, and what have you done with my girl, is she in the rubbish yet, the bin men come tomorrow"

[Marona]

Meh...thanks blade...but still...what the hell is a mocktail?!i was just planning to get drunk on coke thats all>_<

[Blade Tanaka]

I think it's a non-achohaulice cocktail... "mock" meaning fake.... I dunno... and No problem. I'm just thinking back to the last forum I used to belong to that is still up nobody goes to anymore... It sucjs because some of them were mad at me lst time I was there. Reason being the only way to tell who somone realy was was by IP adress. Some other guy at my school was posting under a diffrent name verynow and then and I posted a lot at the school too. So somebody gat really mad at me... We still all got a long and we were all great friends but then I didn't go for a year or so and when I did everyone was gone. I just don't want another inciedetn like that is all.... And Jet? did you not hear me when I asked If you wnated any help around this place? You look afull busy running it by yourself.... ^o^

[jetblue]

jetblue is holding and trying to burp the baby.
"A mocktail is a non alcoholic cocktail. Mock as in false or fake. Like mockturtle soup",the baby burps.
"Do you mind holding the baby for a sec",hands marona the baby and she starts playing with it. Jetblue goes out to the shed and brings out an axe and charges the trapdoor.
"EAHHHHHH!!!",as jetblue hits the trapdoor and a piece of wood goes flying and then a magical pentagram shines on the floor as jetblue hits the trapdoor for a second time causing the axe blade to break.
"Oh you think magic's gonna help you",jetblue runs back to the shed and brings a chainsaw and starts to chant over it a buddahist chi spell,*Hagawa- santa,hagawa-santa Hu mu gui gui fide sow*,when the baby starts to cry again.
"Looks like it needs changing. Ill be back. Im going to the drugstore down the street for some diapers and baby wipes and powder and stuff",grabs his coat and goes out the door.....

[Geosgaeno]

"looks like you will have to take the orders for the time being Blade, ill have some whisky"

[Blade Tanaka]

Ahh I see you know what it really is.. I just tried to explain.... and how come your not on messanger, and can I help out around the Tavern? ^o^

EDIT: Okay sure mind If I put a little twist in it? nothing speacial just a little bit of that Granatine stuff.... It's cherry sweetner to give it a bit of a kick. Normally they put it in Shirly Temples. ^o^

[Geosgaeno]

"nah put some banana in it, its good to try new things"

and i am on messenger just havnt give anyone my address

[jetblue]

(I am on messenger I put the info on my profile,I put yours on Blade and it always shows offline. Unless I did something wrong because im new at it)




Jetblue returns from the drugstore with 12 bags of baby products.
"$347.00! That drugstore is a ripoff. And $59.99 for 2 packages of diapers!",jetblue changes the baby.
"So you're a girl",applys powder and puts on the $44.00 sponge bob outfit he bought at the drugstore. The baby looks at it and cry's. Puts on the Zelda outfit and stops crying and is happy.
"Now I need a crib or something",......

[Marona]

*looks clueless at the baby*sooo...wheres it from?gay sex?lesbian sex?...rape?...oh yeh can i take a mocktail?^^;

*pokes the baby*poke

[Lord Draud]

*Lord Draud walks up from the Trap door in his fine black robes, smokeing a cigar* " The child is mine i created the spawn from my essence and a female that is now my aprentice, though she is mroe of a wet nurse and nanny i sent my little girl up here to see her new family, as i am so old all my relitives are dead you are now all her uncles and aunts!" * walks over to his child and casts a spell on her that cleans her up and rocks her slowly in the air* " also jet blue thatnk oyu for buying such things that i did not know about here is some gold" * drops a gold brick the size of a phone book* " i will now take her down stairs to begine her magical teacing i must first get her used to spell casting sounds"

[jetblue]

(I was wondering when you were going to poke the baby Marona)



jetblue is just about finished setting the c-4 charges to blow the trapdoor when suddenly it opens.
"Oh,you finally came out. Well good take your baby",stats to throw bags of baby stuff down the trapdoor.
"Well since Im a uncle I guess I can baby sit from time to time",say's goodbye to the baby as Lord Draud takes her down to the basement.
"And thanks for the gold", shouting from the trapdoor and closes it.
"Well thank the gods thats over. I hate smelly diapers. At least I got some gold out of it",goes over to the gold brick and picks it up and places it on a table for all to see. Slowly the gold brick starts to change color.
"Damn it. Its lead. Half ass alchemy",goes to the trapdoor but its now locked again.
"Lord Draud!!! Open this door!",reaches for the switch to blow it but Lord Draud has taken the explosives.

[Marona]

(wow can i poke u now?*poke*)

yay im an auntie!!!This is so going to be fun!...but i wont change the diapers!!!...what gender is it again?

[Geosgaeno]

"its a female Marona, cant you tell they even moan when they are kids, Draud keep that brat down there, its frightening off custom" *runs outside and puts a notice above the door reading 'THE BABY HAS GONE NOW, WELCOME BACK'

"that should bring some custom back, hehe its all good seen as how i am a master pickpocket, hey Jet it wasnt Draud it was me who took them explosives" *goes outside and blows a cat into oblivion for being annoying* "MWAHH"

[Blade Tanaka]

"Ohh hey sorry I didn't get that drink to you." Blade Finishes making the drink and hands it to Geos. "Don't worry about that one I'll pay for it. I had to leave in a hurry. I notitced Jet was missing some supplies." Blade turns to Jet " Oh and sorry for being late. you haven't said If I can work here yet so... heh heh" Blade goes behind the counter wating for the next order.

(And Usauly I'm offline ot school. you may have put my contact on wrong and somtimes I'm at school so no messanger. And geos I'll get yours somtie too taht'd be nice. And Jet I'll PM you my Messanger in a bit.w00t Marona you get +3 poking ablilaty!) ^o^

[Galthol]

"Wolfy I like it Anyway just be carefull around that child it's a lot more powerfull than you might thinks" Loud expolsion noises start coming from Draud's room. "Aww crap, that child was concived on or after easter wasn't it?" More explosions. "yeah that's what I thought"

[jetblue]

jetblue sits behind the bar reading alchemy books in a attempt to turn the lead brick back into gold.
"Oh hi Blade,sure you can work here. Any tips you make are your's. And dont let Lord Draud con you into giving him half your tips",lights up a cigarette.
"The wok is easy to use. Just remember everything you put in it only cooks for 5 minutes. Ancient chinese secret",continues reading even though people are yelling breakfast orders at him.
"Ill sit back till it get busy during lunch hour and give you a hand",takes a puff.

[Lord Draud]

*takes his new and youngest experiment and starts working magic over her* "you will be as strong a titian, smart as fox have the constatuion of a elephant, the wisdom of the serpent, and the charisma of a egals splender. you will be able to see in the dark as well as the drow, to sence the presance of magic, able to shrug off the most powerfull spells and casta few minor spells at a whim this my spawn will be a gift to you...now go watch seasame street for a while with momy"

[Geosgaeno]

"man draud she will take over your position at this rate, you best be careful, she is my niece though too, seen as how i supplied you with the mother, just keep her away from me, she will be lethal"

[Marona]

*saw and heard the explosions*...ooo i like that baby!*makes a smiley :) at the baby*who's a good girl?!who's the good girl!? ^.^

[Blade Tanaka]

That is one messed up Baby... Yet It's kinda cool... heh heh. And thatnks for letting me work here Jet, and Don't worry I've got Drauds conning covered. ^o^

[Geosgaeno]

*hears another loud explosion* "does he have to be that loud, yo jet or blade throw me a whisky, and some earplugs if possible"

[Galthol]

"Thats it" Rolls up sleaves and starts to head out the door "I'm going to fix this problem, If I'm not back by the Solstice don't bother sending out a search party I would have already died a fairly guresome death. Well Cheers and take good care of wolfy." heads out the door but pops back in after a few mintues. "Oh yeah tell Draud that if the kid starts sprouting leaves use a little herbacide and it'll be fine." Head back out

[Vidus]

*hears the door slam,wakes up and is still sitting on one the tables in the corner. Shakes his head* "man, I must have been passed out."
*looks around and notices that everything is like it use to be. Or is it?*
" Hey where's Galthol, can't see him anywhere??"

[Marona]

gathol?oh that guy?he's suiciding at the moment with the baby...man she could do some world domination easily!!!>_<

[jetblue]

More explosions. jetblue comes out of the kitchen covered in soot.
"Sorry evrbody. Those explosions were me trying my best at alchemy",drags out a silvery looking brick.
"I give up. I was only able to turn it into platinum.",tosses the brick out an open window.
"I figure Ill just take some of Lord Draud's bling bling when he's not looking. Some of it looks real.",brushes off the soot and puts on a clean apron.
"So...any drink order's? The fish delivery will be here soon for sushi. We got lots of Snack Ramen if anyone wants some",puts the kettle on to boil.

[Geosgaeno]

"hey jet i deal in quality merchandise" *opens up his coat revealing gold watches, bracelets, chains and more* "you interested, we can discuss costs over a nice pint of lager and some ramen"

[Marona]

hmm got hacking programs as well? :3

[Lord Draud]

* Lord Draud walks up from the door way and sits at the shadowy corner booth adn orders a pint of unholy beer* " i need a drink something that will reenergize me after spelling up my spawn to be more then what i was when i was that age"

[jetblue]

jetblue hears Lord Drauds order.
"One fourty of Unholy Bier coming up",jetblue puts on a chest armour,gauntlets,splatter mask,kevlar apron and puts around his neck a crucifix,buddah charm,star of david,oak root,medusa medallion,maltese cross,eye of horus,eagle feather,and a pikachu and goes out the backdoor to the storage shed. Thunder and fire can be seen from the window and hail starts to fall and the sun is covered in a black cloud as if Pandora's box has been opened again. jetblue enters holding the 40 oz. bottle in a pair of fire tongs and brings the reddish bubbly liquid to Lord Drauds table. Drops fall on the floor and burn through.
"Here you go sir. It seemed to have dissolved through the bottle cap",the lable can still be seen,kuthulu,jason and satan are shown harvesting damned souls and distilling them with barley,hops and natural spring water. Removes his armour and places a bowl of chexmix near Lord Draud.

[Marona]

jetblue...what...in...the...hell...wait...why...am ...i...talking...like...this...?...am...
I...too...surprised?

ive only seen that on cartoons.you know those characters that go in firey
storage rooms to get some MEGAHOTSPICYOMGWTF chilli or some
crazy achoholic drink

[Blade Tanaka]

WEll it seems that we're still going under problems here... Look at all the Damage the Baby did... Well we can't really Blame the Baby... But sombody has to fix this mess. Well I better get started. *Blade Picks up some tools and ges to work* ^o^

[Geosgaeno]

"lemme help you with that" *picks up a spare set of tools* "im pretty handy when it comes to construction work, i think i could be the maintenance guy at this tavern, wadda you think guys" *holds up a banner saying let me be the maintenance guy*

[Blade Tanaka]

Yeah might as well. We don't do much around here exept on holidays and when sombody breaks somthing wich doesn't hapen to much but whne it does the whole place jsut about goes down. *hads geos some bleu brints of the tavern... but not he TOP SECRETE ones.* Well I'm gonna start re-building the frames. A lot of it has been damaged. You might want to satrt building some walls here and there or some new ones to put on when I'm done of the frame. ^o^

[Geosgaeno]

"thanks for the plans, but how come i didnt get the top secret ones, are you hiding a metal gear ray in here or somthing" *Geosgaeno goes on a quest of the tavern and then returns* "is this place magical its like a labyrinth the walls move and things, its like the mansion on Res Evil 1 oh and look what i found" *holds up a mini-gun found from a model of Vulcan Raven in a passageway* "no one mess with me, hope Raven dont come looking for it"

*puts the gun down and continues building the walls*

[eViL bAz]

*Hears the noise inside and take a look*
Hey WHATS GOING ON IN HERE!!!!!! ah was you Jet ok hey RPGN memebers are you having fun?????? thats good now dont forget the Tips ehh they pay me with that tips hehehehehe, neh I do it just for the fun of throw the drunk men lol
*goes back to his post and wait to hear the magic words*

[Galthol]

Enters looking quite bloodly. "Forget fixing the ley line problem, We have larger things to deal with" Cries of 'squee' are heard in the distance. "Aww Crap they followed me. Umm long story short I'm being followed by a pack of rabid rabite. They should be here soon. And it shouldn't take to much to take them out, but I for one think that overkill is a good thing so do what you want to with them" Galthol then faints in the middle of the tavern.

[Geosgaeno]

"everyone to battle stations, this could mean war, its life or death for the tavern and ourselves" *looks towards the Rabite's and see's that they are magical protected rabite* "Draud and everyone magic is useless" *lies hand weapons on the floor like swords and axe's* "grab a shield and a weapon, here they come, quick get the barriers up, hey galthol the tavern crew are gonna make you pay the price after this ordeal"

"your also wrong galthol these rabite arnt ordinary, they have shields, this could go for days" *drinks a large shot of whisky for dutch courage*

[jetblue]

jetblue watches as Geosgaeno is enveloped by the rabites and casualy goes over to the red button under the bar and actvates the motion detecting plasma cannons on the roof.
"This place is a fortress. As you can see from those plans on the floor",grabs the seltzer hose and sprays geosgaeno to remove the rabbites.
"Zombies! deploy the window shutters",zombies obey and jetblue sprays Galthol waking him.
"Everyone just sit back no need to panic",jetblue looks at the damage still on the walls and thinks that could be a problem.....

[Lord Draud]

*lord Draud downs his drink in one go and dons his Lighting gauntlet artifacts ( they have cast lighting bolts at will (10d6 points) and anythign i touch will get 1D8+15 points of damage they also can once a day use control weather and storm of vengence)* " al right then i am back and ready to kill....what do oyu mean they are proteced against magic?" * sends a lighting bolt at one and sees it bounce off*

[Galthol]

You know I've caused enough trouble. I'm just going to sit down here and do nothing. That should work quite well. Yes qutie well indeed.

[jetblue]

Hands Galthol a towel.
"Oh no! There after Geosgaeno's birthday cake that took me hours to bake",throws himself in front of the rabite horde as they approach the cake.
"AHHH,tiny bites!",rolls himself over them attaching as many as he can and stands up,weighted down with them,and pours whiskey all over him and tries to walk over to the fireplace.....

[eViL bAz]

It seem that we have to fight.......*make his evil grin :evilgrin: and draws out his wepons, a Black Iron Knuckles and his Dark Devil Sword* hehehe hw many I will kill this TIME!!!!! hehehehehehehehehEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
*making Some meditation in Silent............*
Eight Fold ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!
*EB Multiplies and teleports in front of 50 Rabites and gives a Combo attack at the same time and Kill them inmediatly, after that EB return to normal*

Ok how many left I have a lot of Strenght to kill som more hehehehe COME!!!!!!

[Geosgaeno]

"chop chop whack, ok thats another 18 of them gone, whuy do they keeps coming" captures a rabite in a cage and hides it to torture it later* "nooooo there is more, listen stay away from my cake" *tries chopping up some more rabite's*

[jetblue]

jetblue throws himself in the fire place and the rabbites burn to death. Still on fire jetblue tries to make it to the fire extinguisher on the wall but Lord Draud keep's getting in his way with a evil grin on his face. Shoves him on a pack of advancing rabites with armour and they carry him away to use as a battering ram on the kitchen door to get at Geosgaeno's 5 layer strawberry & cream birthday cake.
"Must make it to the fire extinguisher....so hot!",finally puts himself out then hits the rabites with the empty fire extinguisher

[bjp4444]

bjp walks in and grabs a diet coke. he looks around, and is amazed by the amount of wonder and craziness going on in here. he finished his drink, and leaves, back to the quest he still needs to complete.

[Lord Draud]

*Lord Draud uses his fear aura and stand in front of the door* " this will keep them at bay none shall get with in 10 feet of me (unless they are 5 Hit Dice or more)" * casts a spell that summons a feindish tiger to start eating these rabit like monsters*

[Geosgaeno]

"after this ordeal, i think we need to tighten up security" *goes to the kitchen and eats the cake to regenerate his energy* "wow the rabites are thinning out, seems they were just after the cake and not blood thirsty demons" *boots a rabite up the backside for trying to get the cake*

[Vidus]

*Vidus has been under his table during all this slaughtering. Finally after everything has calm down he decides to come out. Everything looks kind of a mess. He starts drinking his drink, which somehow is still on the table, and tries to act like nothing has happened.*
" Looks like we have to clean up here!! Hey could Draud use his powers to clean up this place in a second??"

[Marona]

*comes back with eyes of tiredness*...too...much..caffeine...*plops head on table*...lemonade...please...

[Lord Draud]

*looks at the place* " i COULD clean up this place in a matter of seconds but i think you all need to learn a lesson from this don't ever expect the mage to wast time doing your bidding!" * picks up one of the rabite bodys and takes down to his lab where he stuffs it cleans it and gives it to his daughter to play with"

[Vidus]

" Oh, I tried anyway. If Draud isn't going to clean this place up someone's got to do it."
* Begins to clean up the place. Finds something. Lifts it up and yells*
" Hey, what's this?? I have no idea what this is. Does someone recognise this??"

[Galthol]

"My dignity prehaps" Listen sorry about the rabites, from now on I'll stop trying to fix things and become a lovable drunk. How about that" Galthol soons starts drinking large amounts of beer and soon becomes surly.

[Geosgaeno]

"i think its galthols duty to clean up this mess, that can be his punishment, and also since i found that mini-gun in this tavern, who feels like coming on a quest with me around this gigantic tavern there is lots of cool items to find" *looks around to see if anyone wants to come along* "well i set off on April 7th 2005 and we shall be gone until the 10th, i want to go on this quest because i heard there was a metal gear down there"

"rights who is coming and we shall discuss our route over a beer" *orders a beer*

[Galthol]

Gets out a mop and bucket while drunkenly swearing under his breath.

[jetblue]

puts salve on his bite's and burn's.
"The rabites were to small and got through the tavern security. Well we got to fix that. If they did'nt retreat we would of been overcomed",helps in cleaning and repair.
"But first I need some food and a drink",fires up the wok and pours a glass of beer for himself while the others work.
"Ill make us all some rice balls and teriyaki beef",takes out the skewers and sauce.
"We all cant work on empty stomachs",starts up the rice steamer.

[Lord Draud]

*Lord Draud stalks around his lab preping beakers and test tubes* " maybe if i had a bit more feind ichor i could enfus her with it and maker her a half-feind....."

[Geosgaeno]

"i see that still nobody has voted to accompany me on my journey to the lost ages of this tavern, is anyone coming, PLEASE it may be scary"

*drinks another beer and opens a notebook waiting for someone to sign up*

[eViL bAz]

I would go but Im the gate KEeper, Imagine when Im here there are PPL THAT BRINGS WILD-CRAZY RIBITES IN HERE!!!! Imagine when Im not here...... no maybe another time.

[Geosgaeno]

"oh well, Baz aint coming, 1down 20 to go, you can come on the next one Baz when we find a standby replacement for the gate"

[jetblue]

jetblue throws his apron on a bar stool.
"Heck Ill go witch ya's. But first I got to get some explorer stuff from Lord Drauds room.",grabs a lolipop from the jar by the cash register and goes down in the basement leaving the trapdoor open. Almost instantly shouts of "I thought I locked the damn door"and breaking glass can be heard and "sorry,some glue and paint will fix that" along with cursing and "Hey! leave that alone" and the zap of spells being cast and a hello to his neice along with a "thank you uncle,daddy wont let me have candy" and more curseing and breaking.
"Ok Im all ready",emerges from the trapdoor with a back pack full of stuff and yells down to the basement,"Thanks Lord Draaaud!!Ill bring this stuff back later",as soon as he closes the trapdoor a spearhed pokes through the wood.
"I hope I brought enough stuff? Were are we going again?".......

[Lord Draud]

" Alright that does it i am gonna see what all the fuss is about now" * sees his only child suxking on a candy, growls something about geting fat and ruining her sharp teath, goes to his closet and get on all his magical eqipment that he will need for a extended trip* "ok i am going two only because in the end i can save you all with but a blink of my eye...or kill you all as well, alsoi will need a aprentice....Baz you will come as well i will send a troop of zombie and a vampire leader to gaurd the door for you"

[Geosgaeno]

"excellent people are coming, this trip into the lost ages of the Tavern should be good. the only reason im going is because i heard in an ancient scripture that there is a metal gear lying around in a secret bunker and i intend to find it"

"we leave tomorrow so prepare well my people, who knows what fiends we will encounter"

[eViL bAz]

Ok well, I dont have to bring so much equipment, 4 changes of clothes, my Black Iron Knuckles and my Dark Devil Sword and everything else will be just fine, also my magic is just fine just That I dont like to depend on it :evilgrin: hehehehehehehehe !!!!READY!!!!!

[Galthol]

I'll go with my bad luck your're sure to get tonnes of experince. Just look at the pack of rabites . Just let me get my staff of yew and wand of rowan . Plus you get to get my portion of the treasue. Being a Druid I don't care for your metal gear ant way. Though I might go missing if we meet up with a daryd or nymph. hehhehheh

[Geosgaeno]

"its nice to see people joining the list, and i must tell you that if you do not sign up you will not be allowed to mention you are on the quest in your posts, so SIGN UP"

"and Jet will it be possible for us to take a few barrels of booze on the quest?" *gathers some items and gets ready for the journey, in his items are, tent and weapons and armour and accesories like torches*

"We leave tomorrow at 12 noon, LONDON time. if you are not signed up you are not coming and will recieve nothing of the bounty we find, and i heard there is some tonberrys somewhere, you can catch one and sell them, i heard they bring in a good price"

*remains seated at a nearby table waiting for more people to join the list*

[jetblue]

jetblue see's the other adventurer's fantastic weapons and magical gear then looks at his backpack wich is mostly filled with booze pints,13th century porn from Draud's room,25cent bags of crisps(doritos,salt&vinegar potato chips,etc)and batterie packs for the PSP and GBA.
"Hmm,I think I need more gear",....

[Lord Draud]

heh well i can do healing but you can do rencarnation if need be druids are good for that. also druids can tell us if something is natural or not..mind you i can tell you if its underad or a magical thing

[eViL bAz]

I will be right behind you when you are traveling if you dont hear of me just im right behind you taking care from the troubles hehehehehehe, Hey Draud Im still waiting my aceptance in the Creeping Death lol

[Geosgaeno]

"oh my, only 4people are accompanying me on the journey it seems. well we get the bounty boys" *the list reads 1) Jetblue, 2) Lord Draud, 3) Evil Baz and 4) Galthol*

"under 12hours til we set off lads, pshyc yourselves up and get rid of any worries and prepare"

[jetblue]

jetblue worries that his pack is to heavy and wonders what kind of expedition is this were they will need such firepower and magic. If I carry a machine gun then I would have to leave behind some bottles of booze. Plus Lord Draud is going with us. That means some of us wont make it back. Starts to get second thoughts.
"Oweee!",trips on his own pack.
"Looks like I hurt my ankle. I wont be a burden to the grand expedition. I shall stay behind and allow the glory to you all.",goes behind the bar and sits on a stool and lights a cigarette.
"Goodluck all of you's",start's to play GBA.

[TrueSephiroth]

*start hearing loud blaring music from behind the door way,the type for grand entrances you know, and guess who walks though the door*

Hello. Woaw!
*trips on a floorboard, then lands face first on a rabite*
Owwww...

Well I meant to do that :)

*looks down and sees Jetblue clutched around his leg*
*Shakes leg*
Get off MEE! Remeber when we first met I was trying to kill you, its not hard to go back to that way again!

Well I see its been the usual still; people goin off on quests, Draud in the basement doing crazy $h^t again with a daughter too :/ ? , and an army of undead rabites overunning the tavern.
Nothing new.

[jetblue]

jetblue is surprised.
"AH,TrueSephiroth has returned!",bangs the gong 3 times.
"Drinks on the house to celebrate the return of the one who almost single handedly destroyed Black Mesa",gets out the sake cantons and puts them in hot water.
"Your just in time to see these poor sons of bit....I mean brave warrior mages go on a quest like we use to have",pours sake in TrueSephiroths cup.
"You have'nt been forgotten. Your hand carved sandle wood table and stool are still in there place facing north for the chi energy and your shamisen is on the wall.",pours more sake.
"Care for some sushi and rice cakes? I can fix some up quick",other patrons mumble that they were told the fish hadnt arrived and there was no more rice only instant oatmeal and crackers.

[Blade Tanaka]

*Blade comes in and takes a nice strech...* Ahh... The Tavern finally fixed... *Sees Marona with the lack of Lemonade still...* Ahh here you are this one's kinda late so it's on the house... Ai Welcome back TrueSephiroth... I don't nkow you but you're always welcome here if your a frind of m' boss Jet. Sit down relax I'll cater to ya'... (Not to mention I havn't eaten since I started to fix the Tavern.... I'm STARVING) ^o^

[Geosgaeno]

"well let the quest begin, Me, Draud Baz and Galthol will return with more experience and power"

*the 4 people set off towards the door that leads to the forgotten parts of the Tavern**opens the door*

"wow what is that fiend", *looks into the distance and see's a huge Malboro Menace chasing after them* "Draud kill this beast and see what it leaves behind"

[Blade Tanaka]

Whaoh hey adventure withought me? what were you thinking? Man... Jet I'll be back with more booty to spruce up this tavern... Goe you don't mond If I come along with you? I know bAz and Draoud won't... ^o^

[Geosgaeno]

*hears Blade catching up behind and throws him some equipment* "welcome Blade and prepare for batle now, this Malboro is a bit tricky to kill"

*launches an axe towards the Malboro and cuts off its head*

"yes thats the end of him, wow look what its left behind" *picks up seven frag grenades*

[Galthol]

8snort of derision*

"I hope this is the easiest of our future foes. Ah yes in the days to come we will be tested. I Galthol Druid of Cerrenous foretell this. Now how about traveling in style.

*Galthol lets out five sharp whistles, and four horses appear.*

"O.K the one in full amour is for you Geosgaeno. The roan with no saddle is mine. The black one with glowing red eyes is your mount Baz. And the Zombie horse is yours Draud, and don't worry it's pretty strongly enchanted, it won't be falling apart any time soon. And umm Blade umm yeah I make a point of only keeping four horses in thrall at a time so How about a pony?"

*Galthol lets out a strange neighing sound, And a pony appears*

"His name is Sam and you al might want to be careful so seeing as how were underground and all So watch your heads, Mount Up and Let's Ride.

*Party looks a Galthol*

"What you've never gone thorough Catacombs on horseback?"

*Party continues to look at Galthol*

"Fine I'll send them away. Hey who knows how much stuff there is down there. If your aren't going to ride your horse please let me know so I can keep them around as pack horses"

[jetblue]

jetblue hears racket in the old abandoned tavern hallway. Can see the explorer's freak out because one of them walked in a cobweb full of spiders and a rat is running between there leg's. Slowly walks over to the hallway door and closes it behind them.
"There,less noise now. Hope they dont make any holes in the plaster.",walks over to the trapdoor and yell's down to the basement.
"Hey neice!!! Your dads gone. Its safe to come up. Hurry your missing TRL",turns on the tv to MTV.
"Ill order us a pizza. Anyone else wants pizza?", looks around to see who did'nt leave with the expedition only see's Marona and TrueSephiroth in his chair reading a scroll,he rarely eats pizza. Some others in the back are busy playing tetris and yell's out extra mushrooms.
"OK ill order 5 pizza's and some canoli and mabey a side order of hotwings. Anyone else want something?"....

[tanisthalon]

Can anyone spare a shilling for a weary traveller to wet his appetite with a nice cold draft?

[jetblue]

"Sure,come on in.",pours a pint for Tanisthalon.
"It sure is stormy and cold even for april",hands him the pint and a bowl of chex mix and peanuts.
"Not many in here today. Lots are playing there portable games or off on some quest",adds more wood to the fireplace......

[tanisthalon]

Putting the drink down, it slops over the side of the crystal glass.
"Damn weather can really get a guy down!", starts flipping the drink mat and catches it each time.
"The roads are dimly lit with this foreboding black cloud above....."
Looks towards Jetblue then the fireplace, "ever thought of toasting marshmallows at that thing?"

[jetblue]

"Capital Idea",goes to the kitchen and comes out with a big bag of marshmallows.
"Hmm,all we need is some long sticks or skewers. What to use?",scratches head.
"I know!",runs down to the basement and takes some of Lord Drauds priceless mystic arrows capable of going through mythril.
"These should work fine.",sticks a marshmallow on the end of the arrow and a grahm cracker.

[Geosgaeno]

*meanwhile on the quest the 5 boys run into a little bother*

"damn guys we have to stick together but we have just arrived at a two way tunnel which should we choose"

*one tunnel is red and the other blue, flips a coin which lands on heads*

"right the Blue tunnel it is, what do ya think lies beyond people" *the boys shrug* "well we shall see" *they continue on horse back until they are stopped by a very load groaning sound*

"look its Emerald Weapon from FF7, how did that get here???, looks like everything on this quest is final fantasy related" *the boys battle for hours until Emerald is defeated*

"look its left a scroll stating some directions to the METAL GEAR, i knew it there is a metal gear bunker, and it looks like there are 5 metal gear rays, one each boys, horsie full power ahead we should reach the bunker soon, its only 100kilometers away, lets try and get little bother as possible"

[Lord Draud]

*Lord Drauds Child ( we should hold a contest to see her name) comes up from the basement she look to be about 10-14 years old with blackscales large bat wings and two small almost "cute" horns on her forhead* "OOOO pizza can i get mine with like lots of meat on it? beef, chicken, pepperoni and all that stuff? like where did my dad go? and like is he going to being me back a cell phone? i have been asking him like all week to get me one"

* also in the halway Lord Draud spots a shadowy figure hiding in teh corner of the hall he turns to it anduses his natural lich abilty to command all lesser undead* "SET FORTH AND SERVE THY MASTER SLAVE" * the wraith is not fazed and attacks Draud trying to steal hit bodly energy but not finding any, Lord Draud upset by his lack of power slams his fist into the wraith bursting its form like one would burst a bubble, black energy spazems out and cools the hall way for a second nd then is gone*

[Geosgaeno]

"man this place gets worse as you get further in" *reads the map* " ok looks like we go left, then left and straight forward into the antechamber"

*they reach the antechamber* "oh heck we cant get through unless we complete this puzzle, its a cloister of trials"

[Blade Tanaka]

"Emerald wepon huh?" Blade smiles cooly "This should be a breez" Blade equips mimic Materia and Knights of The round with an HP drain Materia. "Come get me you stupid oaf" Emerald wepon swings at Blade and takes a HUGE chunk out of him. "HA HA HA HA fell for my trap eh?" Mimic materia activates and cuases Blade to use KoTR and drains all of Emrlalds HP the wound in Blade's side heals... "Loser... Oh look what he left! Huge Materia!!! SW33T!!!" Blade runs off. "Hurry up you guys and let's get some more loot!" ^o^

[Geosgaeno]

"blade i think you must have got amnesia from that wraith we faught, emerald has already been defeated, we are now half way through the cloister of trails"

*places the last sphere into the pedestal and the door opens*

"wow this place is bright green, must be a green monster in here somewhere, huh what was that noise?"

[Galthol]

"Green Monster, huh. You better belive it. My Druidc ablitlys tell me we are in the middle of a giant plant. I shall attempt to communicate with it and negoatite us safe passage out

*Galthol sits down and starts humming*

"What No! you can't do that, you wouldn't. NO FOR THE OF LUGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Galthol collapses and continues to hmm insanely*

[Geosgaeno]

"your right were inside a Lord Ochu, there is only one way to defeat this thing and thats fire" *pulls flamethrower out of the backpack*

"eat this Ochu, hahahaha, burn sucker" *Ochu dies leaving more directions behind* "looks like we are half way to the army of Metal Gear Rays, only 50 kilometers left"

*the 5 wariors bravely continue forward*

[jetblue]

jetblue hears noises in the attic near the bell tower,someone screaming about a snake or a cord or something. Raises the volume on the tv.
"So you want us to call you Paris?",listens to Lord Draud's child sitting on a bar stool eating pizza and watching MTV.
"And yes I will take you to the mall to buy some female oriented video games and snazzy clothes like Britney Spears wears. Thats what Uncles are for",looks in phonebook for directions.

[tanisthalon]

What night is karaoke?

[Lance Alvein]

*Wakes up*
Woah. Sleep for a week and a half and everybody leaves... Where is everyone?

[Lord Draud]

"i feel a disturbence in teh force like millions of goth all creid out at once and then where silenced!" * shrugss* " meh it passed i guess it was ntohing well since fire would be usefull...." *Casts a fire ball at the ceiling*

[Vidus]

* notices that Lance Alvein asks something. Vidus comes out of the shadowy corner where he has been looking for the happenings. He walks to Lance Alvein*
" I guess couple of guys needed some action and went to a little journey. I think it was Geosgaeno's idea"
* Vidus is going to return into his table*
" But hey don't worry I think they are going to come back pretty soon. They've been out there for some time already"
* Taps Lance Alvein on the shoulder and returns to his table*

[Geosgaeno]

"finally men we reach the bunker pf the metal gears" *hops inside a ray* "wow these things are cool, we should have no problem getting back, and there is one for everyone, get in"

*the boys ride their new toys past all the fiends and make it back to the outside of the Tavern*

"yo people how do you like my new piece of equipment, eh?" *blasts away a small pony standing outside with a ray of light* "cool"

[Lord Draud]

" pfft like i would use a non-magical peice of metal!, i will sell it on ebay and use the funds to buy more lab and magical stuff'" *teleports back to his lab with his metal gear and puts it up on Ebay for $50,000 us with a gimmie price of 5 million*

[jetblue]

jetblue is on the internet using the cable modem on the hi definition tv over the bar.
"Allright! A metal gear just came on sale on e-bay. It looks bitch'in!",hits the buy it now button.
"Cool,it will replace the Tachikoma ksaa took.",gets out the RPGN express card.
"Damn maxed out. Bought to many music cd's. They were a bargain 3 for $19.99.",gets out other credit cards.
"Ill use Lord Drauds Abyss capital one card,Whats in your pit? Its got unlimited balance",starts putting the shipping option.
"Hmm,standard or 2 day express? Ah what the hell,express is only 3 million",finishes the transaction and dreams of giving rides to people for $10 bucks a ride.
"This is gonna be so awesome!! Hey Paris youre gonna be the first to ride in it",.......

[Ksaa]

As Lord Draud teleported back to his lair he saw in the shadows a tallish dark figure, two horns, and wings. "HEY!! that is MINE!! lay off the goods!!!"
The figure turned and quickly dashed out of the celler; and in a flash pratically flew up the stairs.
Clutching a small crystal, the figure speaks in an unknown tongue, touching the watchlike device and it's wrist with the crystal. As it is absorbed the crystal the figure heard a vioce; "I will kill it!!"
The figure turned at the door as a large curved blade sliced the door open. Suddenly in burst a figure with long silver hair and a flowing black coat.
"...Ksaa?!" Spehiroth stood, lookign at the long, black haired tall person in a large grey jacket with black sweatpants.
"errrr... HEWWO!!!"

[Lance Alvein]

*gets confused about the tapping on the shoulder thing http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/confused.gif, then forgets all about it by the arrival of the metal gears http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/bigeyes.gif*
Ohhh.... Shiny........
Can I try one???
I won't break it, I swear!!

[Blade Tanaka]

*Blade sanps out of his Bezerkness* "ohh sorry Geo, I get like that somtimes when I'm all bezerk like... ANyways now that I've snapped out of it where are we?" ^o^

[Galthol]

"Metal, I went insane for piece of metal"

*Flys metal gear off cliff and jumps out at last second*

"Man you gotta love insurace"

[Lord Draud]

" sees the person fleeing with some inconsaquantion peice of magical nick nack and gets overly enraged!, INFADELL! " * summons a swarm on soul eating rats to follow and kill the intruder*

[Geosgaeno]

"im back people, i was just playing with kirsty, thats the name ive called my metal gear before you start jumping to conclusions"

"so people whats been going on since ive been gone?"

[Galthol]

*Galthol looks up*

"Well I've learned that metal gears don't come with insurance. If you want to scrounge it's at the base of the cliff out there"

*Puts head back down*

[Lord Draud]

*Lord Draud storms up to the tarvers and glares around for this stolen goods and sees his daughter heading out teh door with jet blue to go shopping eating pizza* " ARG i will have my revenge!!!, after i find my meaningless crystil bouble"

[Ksaa]

((OOC: errrr.. TrueSephiroth.... where are yaaaaaa???? LOL))
After a second of standing there, grining, Lord Draud storms up the stairs and a large swarm of insects around him, and, too, suddenly stops, "You're back now?"
"YA!!" Ksaa answers gleeyfully

[TrueSephiroth]

Alright I'll get in the middle of this to save your ass Ksaa...

Hold your horses "Lich King," before you kill him lets see what he needs it for, he's not the type to steal without reason.
What do you need that thing for Ksaa; Draud said it was worthless and it certainly looks like it?

[Ksaa]

"yaya!! portent!! VERY! see????" Ksaa hold up a small wrist device, looking very much like a watch. "Sorry guys.. but see long story short.. my Crystal i got knocked wiht a LONG time ago... began break down.. had to do with something from being away form the destoryed planet.... anywho.. i've been away working on an idea for NanoCrytalisation... this!" points to the watch. "I need that crystal to time the Nanites.."

[Giea]

Wow! I sure haven't posted in a long time hi guys =).

[Blade Tanaka]

Well I think I'm gonna take waht I have and go back to the Tavern.. Jet must be needing my help by now.. I've been gone for about a week now... *Blade Cat's Ryuker and warps