The RPGN Tavern

[Lord Draud]

*for no reason flys into a beserker rage* " hey i think i just gained a new rank!"

[FlashFirer]

Hey mo'fo! Your berserker rage just destroyed mah car! >=(
*ahem* stolen car *ahem*

[jetblue]

Jetblue is sleeping in a comfy chair by the fire place after eating 4 helpings of christmas dinner leftovers. He is awakened by the explosions outside.
"Keep it down! Im trying to relax over here",sips from his goblet of room tempreture decabonated Lucozade. Notices Zombies take down the christmas decorations and replace them with New Year's decorations.
"Blast I forgot about our New Years party",gets up.
"Man it seems Ill never get revenge on the guy that killed me. Somethings always coming up",walks to Lord Draud.
"Did you order enough liquor for the new years bash?",walks up closely to his ear and whispers,
"Can you...can you arrange for some hotties to come to the party?",looks around,"As you can see there arent that many females around and I want to ring in the new year in style...if you know what I mean",nudges Lord Draud with his arm.
"Come On..(lowers voice)..you gotta know where all the good...pie is...being hundreds of years old and all. Im sure you got a little black book thats as thick as a phone book",nudges Lord Draud again and chuckles.
"This party is going to be sick twisted awsome!"




*If anyone wants a gmail account PM me with your e-mail and Ill send you one. I got 2 invites left*

[Astrolounge]

*Starts danceing on a table to FF music*
*Humming noises*

[FlashFirer]

*Acess the Cyber Cafe*
Time for a Counter-Strike contest! Who's in?

[Lord Draud]

"well lets see.... is madonna still alive? how about cher i sold them some anti ageing cream a few decades back how about cleopatra! man she could get a party started if you know what i mean"...in the end i think a group of vampires will do the embrace makes them all hot anyway..unless there nosferatu"

[TrueSephiroth]

What do you mean counter strike contest?

Want to play or something?

My online name is Gamma so try and find me on steam! I play CSS not cs I don't like cs.

[FlashFirer]

Well, I'll just create the server and wait for people to show up...
It's gonna be on cs_assault for a while
Hey Truesephiroth, I play it on LAN houses, I don't have Steam installed on my computer.
When I download it, it, well, never ends.
It says on Firefox that there is "?" file size to be downloaded...

[Lord Draud]

i don't play games like taht online i play space and SWRPG

[jetblue]

New Years Eve. Already the tavern is filling up with party goers, Lord Draud is preparing plates and plates of bbQ hot wings and caviar covered crackers.
"Hey Lord Draud I see the ladies you invited",looks at the corner were five ladies dressed in black with long black hair drink budweiser's from the bottle,"They look decent. Later Ill make my move on one. Or three",winks at one across the room. Gets no reaction.
Watches as Astrolounge and Ksaa go back and forth from the kitchen to the backyard. They are preparing a magical and explosive fireworks display that will go off at midnight.
"We need some music in here",looks at the stage,"Why did metallica go running off like that on christmas night and leave behind there instruments?",goes to the stage and picks up a guitar. Starts to tune it.
"Hey Yuffie come on up to the piano and follow my lead",adjusts the microphone stand,
"O.K. ready? And if anyone else wants to join in pick up an instrument *coughs* 1 2 3 http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/note.gifGirrrl,You told me you loved me,Why did you leave me ,all alone...Cry me a river-er,Cry me a rive..http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/note.gif",a beer bottle goes flying from across the room hitting jetblue in the head knocking him out.

[tanisthalon]

Sorry jetblue, it slipped out of my hand when I threw my arm forward.......http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif

[Lord Draud]

...that might have also been because i greased all the beer bottle as a joke but i must ask was that beer empty if not its alcohal abuse and as per party rules every one gets to punch you in the arm once..* looks around at the 100 or so people* i'll go call 911 now

[Astrolounge]

*Outside the tavern, prepareing fireworks for triggering*
(Mutters arcane sounding words)
*Gestures at a large metal cylinder.*
*A streak of light flies from his hand into the cylinder, causing it to glow.*
There, that should be a good one.
*looks over to Ksaa*
Umm... Ksaa? Are you sure you should be arrangeing them that way?
With the barrel ends pointed at each other like that?
-Pause-
You know if you switch thier spots and point them away from each other, it would have the same effect, but might be a little less... You know... Lethal.

[jetblue]

*2 hours later*

jetblue comes to under some bar tables covered in cigarette buts.
"Owe my head",stands up,"Damn it I told you we needed to cover the stage in chicken wire Lord Draud",touches pocket,"Aw man some one took my wallet...and my watch...and my freakin shoes!",looks puzzled,"Why is my fly undone?",manuvers through the crowd of dancers to the back.
A new band has started to play called the "rpgn project generation".
Kilu on synthesizer,Tanisthalon on guitar,FlashFirer on drums, Geia and Yuffie vocals,and they are Rockin!
"Owe you steped on my toe",argues with patron,hears cheering by the bar as Locke Cole,still celebrating his birthday,has a shot drinking contest with silver.
"I got to find some shoes",looks out the back door,see's TrueSephiroth soaking in the hotspring,meditating so as to enter the new year clean and toasty. Evilbaz is also soaking getting toasty.
Goes outside to were Astrolounge and Ksaa are putting the finishing touches on the countdown timer.
"Could one of you conjure me up some shoes? I would go over to the hotspring and borrow TrueSephiroths boots but...they look heavy",Ksaa draws a mystic emblem on the ground and a pair of converse appear.
"Awsome,and my favorite color,black",puts on the shoes.
"So...what exactly does this fireworks display do?"....

[Astrolounge]

Let me ask you something... What do you think a fireworks display does?

As for specifics, I'm not sure... Ksaa's the one who seems to have some grandiose plan, I just volenteered to help.
But I know I'm not standing anywhere near it...

[Lord Draud]

*yawns* whoa thats etherbooz is fugging GREaT and since the undead can drink it i am SO hammered *falls over*

[jetblue]

bends down to tie left shoe,
"So its just a regular fierworks display? No birthing of a small universe and destroying it with a fantastic explosion? Or a summoned demon to light up the night sky with fire?",stands up and looks at the huge rockets and roman candles.
"Is all of this safe?",bends down to tie right shoe
"How much longer untill....",notices Kassa's and Astrolounge's feet have gone,can hear the patrons in the bar yell "5..4.."
"Damn it! If I still had my watch!",stands up and starts to run...
"3..2..1 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!"
the ignition launches thousands of rockets in to the air and catch's jetblue on fire.
Screaming he runs to the nearest water source.
He jumps in the hotspring disturbing TrueSephiroth's and Evilbaz meditation,lifts his head from the water,"Thank god you guy's are wearing loin cloths!"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPY 2005 EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lord Draud]

*rolls over* happy new year * rolls back over with a groan*

[Astrolounge]

Umm... When you say demon summoning...
*A large Balor can be seen running amok in the back area*
Now I think the problem arose when I asked Ksaa to ready the summoning circle, which has alot of runes and complex patterns that make most peoples eyes hurt...
But what I see here is in fact, just a regular circle sketched into the ground with a stick.
And it's not even perfectly round...
This could be a problem.

[FlashFirer]

Yay!^^ Another year in the tavern.
Gonna be a good year.
Cuz we are all friends!!^^
*punchs Giea in the eye*
Yeah, ha ha ha, friends.^^

[Yuffie]

I'm a bit late but happy new year to the tavern! :D

What..? Everyone already said it...? Crap.

Hang about there's to be no demon summoning in THIS tavern! :shame:

Instead let's all dance. :dance:

[FlashFirer]

Oh, I was about to summon Lord Lucifer and Satan :(
Well, but that's ok. ;P
Hey, which song are you dancing to? ¬¬

[TrueSephiroth]

A summoning jeez yall do it the hard way I just use these little orbs yall have to prepare and use circles and stuff.

*Starts taking the materia off of the tree*

Well thats odd?
*sees tree move a little bit*
*Plucks one more materia off the tree*
*Bolt 2*
*Shoulder is smoking a little*

Hmm? the tree fought back, I thought that might be bad.




(Its your Jetblue have fun!)

[Lord Draud]

* gets up casts banishment of the ballor* man that guy was giving me a head ach * hand the tree a scroll of meterswarm* "have fun man"

[Astrolounge]

When you summon with matiria they critters go away quick though.
And circles are more fun, because there is a huge margin for error.

* A large pile of beer cases gets up and starts fighting the christmas tree*
COOL!

[tanisthalon]

:knockedout: Fuzzy head.........uhhhhh........(slowly picks up bottle that's seemingly glued to right hand)why's my vision burred? Alcohol?........................Where's my orange juice, AAA isn't going to like this!...................Did someone spike my drink?........Did I do something stupid?................Dont tell me I married the barmaid!................What....what do you mean it's already 3rd January...........what the fraggs going on??????:o

[Yuffie]

"Why do you build me up (build me up!) a buttercup baaaby just to let me down (let me down!)... "

:dance:

you most certainly did NOT marry the barmaid! :amazed:

You married Flash. Congratulations! :goodluck:

[Astrolounge]

*Watching the box monster and Christmas tree duke it out mesmerized.*
(Zombie like speach) Awesome...
*Box monster lands a solid right hook to the chistmas tree's top*
*Cheers loudly*
Hmmm... Place your bets!

[jetblue]

Still in the hotspring soothing his burns,even after everone left,hears very faintly a word that makes him lose all control
"BET!!!",jumps out of the hotspring and runs into the tavern.
"All right what do we got going?",dripping wet he reaches for a tip left on one of the tabels.
"I got 5 bucks and some change on the christmas tree!",pushes everyone aside to get a closer look.
"Come on christmas tree!"watches as the christmas tree gives a piledriver to the box monster.
"Alright! Thats the way! Go christmas tree,its your birthday!",does a silly dance. The box monster then lands a suplex on the tree,
"Damn! Get up!",chews his nails,"Use your power you stupid %$#@ tree! You got f^%$&^&* materia. Or are you a retarded tree! Its just a f$#%^%% cardboard boxes. My grandma can kick that boxes A@#!",the christmas tree and the box monster stop fighting and move towards jetblue.
"Hey now! I was just kidding!",runs screaming around the tavern throwing tabels and chairs in the way of the christmas tree and box monster.......

[Lord Draud]

you know that if i didn't know bette i would have thought one of my anitmaing spells got a bit misused..ether that or tere is a Living spell ooze crawling around disguised as a puddle of beer and other things i would rather not think about right now

[Yuffie]

Oh hey a Christmas tree!!!! :D

*glomp!*

OW OW OW SPIKEY!!!!!!! :bawl:

*gets a chainsaw and a couple of lumberjacks* :realmad:

[Lord Draud]

i would not do such things if i were you it has spells and a very high strength

[Astrolounge]

The christmas tree is alive because the materia on it had some kind of funny reaction with it,
As for the box monster, well...
I'd rather not get into how that happened.

[Lord Draud]

who know what gave it life this is all just idol specultion as for me i think that in time i will learn to make life like a god then i will be able to master all three life death and undaeth

[jetblue]

Jetblue still being chased by the christmas tree and box monster runs out the tavern doors with them following. Then runs back in and locks the door with a 2 x 4.
"Thanks alot everyone for helping",catches breath.
looks out the window,"Did that christmas tree just flick me the bird? What the hell!?! There picking up a log.",a bang can be heard from the door.
"A battering ram wont work. The tavern doors are 2 feet thick solid oak. Theyll give up after a while",sticks his tounge out from the window then moons them.
"Just so everyone knows I won the fight so fork over",gets a total of 2$ mostly in pennies.
"OK,so what else do we have to bet on? Cards,craps,pool? Who wants to play a game of pool?",walks over to the pool room.
"Hey Lord Draud what were you using this room for? It smells and is full of cobwebs"....

[Lord Draud]

the pool table was pressed into servce as a golem assembly table sorry but it was the only one not in use at the time

[Astrolounge]

*The chistmas tree and box monster are seen outside putting a large log on it's side and placeing a board on it.*
*The tree climbs a large tower like thing they have built, and the box creature loads a heavy rock on the other end*
*The tree jumps on one end, and the rock flies up... Only to land in the same place and catapult the tree into a ditch*

*Astrolounge is watching through a window*
Ok... That was hilarious.

Hmm... Why has it not occured to them they could just break a window to get in?
*A huge tree branch punches through the window and starts flailing at Astolounge, who retrets to the back of the tavern.*
Well... Maybe I should learn to shut up then...

[Lord Draud]

it seems that they are geting out of control now maybe i sould send some ghouls with axes to take care of it

[Astrolounge]

*Looking through a high window*
Whats that big contraption with the hooks and saw blades the're building?
*Everyone continues talking, not paying him any mind*
It looks big, and lethal. Maybe we should stop them?
*Still ignored*
And what's that pipe running up into it from underground for?
*The building starts shakeing*
This can't be good.

[Lord Draud]

* looks up from giveing his ghoul minons orders* "what the hell is going on now" * runs off the the basement*

[FlashFirer]

*runs away to Japan*
YAY!^^
I always wanted to meet this place...
(*while on the U.S. there's a building going down and it falls right on JetBlue*)
Hey, how did I cross the sea t get to Japan anyways? o.o

[jetblue]

Jetblue is worried about the shaking and the noise.
"Oh god there coming for me! Someone protect me from the derranged christmas tree and box monster!",hides behind TrueSephiroth.
the noise stops,breaking glass can be heared from the basement.
"What the hell! Its been over 20 minutes. What the hell are they doing down there?",walks to the trap door. Opens it carefully with a kitchen knife in hand. Peeks in then opens the trap door wide.
"Hey Lord Draud they tunneled right under your liquor storage room and there getting hammered",shuts trapdoor.
"I think were safe as long as they dont sober up",lights a cigarette,
"As soon as they passout help me carry them to the dump".....





(if anyone wants a gmail account PM me with your e-mail and il send you one. Got 4 invites left)

[Lord Draud]

* walk into the liquor storage room and fireballs,run out on fire rolling on the floor putting the flames out* " i think i got them i forgot for a sec the booze was flamible...."

[Astrolounge]

*The enourmous mechanical monstrosity starts moving toward the tavern with saws and chains flailing about*
*Casts a "Lightning Bolt", but to no effect*
Oh damn.
*Casts "Shatter" and a large portion breaks apart*
Well, that worked mildly better...

[Lord Draud]

"where is that golem bane amulet whe nyou need it" * starts rummaging tehre his pockets8

[TrueSephiroth]

Stop hiding behind be likea baby you winp you were all tough and rumble when we first met. I felt sorry for you so I didn't kill you right then; I've even revived you once already!

Alright is the tre and box taken care of?

Good then that things the only worry.

*walks out the door around behind the mechanical monstrosity and unlpugs it from the power pole*
*gears and mechanisms of machine grind to a halt*

There; no more problems.
Lets get hammered! http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/drunk.gif


*Starts drinking whats left of the booze in storage*

[FlashFirer]

Oh man, ext time I want to do the matrix action and spend my MP =(

[Lord Draud]

*finds the golem bane amulet just intime to not need it* " damn it this always happen to me" put the amulet back and stalks off*

[Jupeter]

sorry posted in the wrong place:confused: :zzz:

[Jupeter]

*Guys check my post on the thread below 'your eyes hurt' because i need as much advice as poshibible<--(hypello, shoopuf driver HaHa)*

[TrueSephiroth]

Double Poster!!!

DIE!!!!

*Slices Jupeter in half*

There.

[jetblue]

"Im not a baby! Its just all of you got powers and all I got is this kitchen Knife",twirls the knife in his fingers then throws it at the wall missing Truesephiroths head by milimeters. A single long strand of white hair falls to the ground. TrueSephiroth begins to turn red.
"What!?! It was a split end",trys to change subject,
"Its queit down there. There passed out",goes to the trap door,"Someone help me carry them to the dump",drags out the christmas tree still holding 4 bottles of tequila.
"Damn he's heavy! Lets just leave them at the curve. Tomarrow's trash day anyway. Is'nt it Lord Draud?",starts to drag box monster with a beer bong still in its mouth.
"God they smell like a brewery!",the tree throws up all over jetblue's pants.
"Great! Lord Draud have zombies take them to the curve. Hurry before the trash truck passes by",walks to the laundry room.

[FlashFirer]

I don't have Powers!
Unless, of course, the Sacred Amulet of Overpowerful Randomness.
If someone stole it from me, this someone would have all the power he/she wished to, unless your wishes wasn't random.
Like...
*randomly blows the whole world except for the tavern and all the lucozade*
*randomly fix thingies up*
There ya go!^^
...
"Guys...why are you looking at me? ...I mean...THAT WAY...? Huh...?"
*slowly steps into the window*
"Uh...gotta go^^"
"Dashes off and dashes around thew world going back to the tavern*
Oh damn.

[Lord Draud]

*orders zombie to clean of the trash* sigh its always with the pukeing trees now the place will smell like beer soaked pine

[FlashFirer]

I actually like that smell...

[Lord Draud]

i personaly never smelled beer soaked pine, its a very candian smell i bet!

[Astrolounge]

Nah, Booze and fir on the other hand is always abundant.

[Lord Draud]

well it depend if there are alot of women at your partys ;)

[jetblue]

jetblue is in the tavern kitchen baking cinamon rolls while his pants dry. Again he is forced to wear the apron.
Can hear the trash truck pick up the garbage.
"Those guys at the dump are gonna get a surprise when those two monsters wake and sober up",the oven timer goes off.
"Alright! Who wants a fresh baked cinamon roll?",places a tray of rolls on a tavern tabel.
"As soon as my pants dry we have to go look for Kasaa. He took off with the Tachikoma. Probably having to much fun",eats a cinamon roll.
"Or we can stay here with TrueSephiroth and get hammered",can hear TrueSephiroth play the shamisan over a bamboo covered sake barrel. The barrel is half empty.
"Hey Lord Draud I hope you did'nt mind I cleaned up the kitchen a bit and used a bunch of that bread dough you had in the fridge",eats another roll,"I had to do something while my pants were washing.Your out of detergent by the way",grabs a cup of coffee....

[Mithrandir]

*enter his bar after three months of absence*

Man! I leave only three months and you guys almost destroyed this place!
I say, let's do a party.

*music starts from nowhere*
*beer appears from nowhere*
*Girls appear from nowhere*
That should keep you guys busy while I clean this mess....

[Astrolounge]

*Tackels Mithrandir to the floor*
No, don't clean up!
You'll destroy the land of the Shrimpkins!

Wait, Thats right they all left when the party started, because they kept getting stomped on...
Well If a lightning bolt were to corse through this mess I think it would re-create life.

[Lord Draud]

" i don't have any dough to make rols with....or detergent for that matter! i use spells to clean and i don't eat we don't serve backed goods here we are a bar with a grill" * send his zombie out to clean up* " so your the old owner? like what i did to the place?"

[jetblue]

Continues eating a cinamon roll after hearing Lord Draud.
"What? Then what was all that dough you had in the fridge?",watches in horror as the rolls on the table begin to move.
"Oh sweet maker!",spits out the roll,"My stomache. Something...is moving",runs around frantic,"Quick were's the holy water!",jumps over the bar finds a bottle with a cross on it.
"Damn its empty!!! What am I gonna do?",starts to put his finger down his throat.
TrueSephiroth stops playing the shamisan and says,"This sake was blessed by a buddahist monk."
jetblue runs and dips his head in the sake barrel.
"Owe it burns!",runs around screaming as smoke comes out of his mouth.
Astrolounge is about to cast a spell of anesthesia when TrueSephiroth hits jetblue in the head with the wooden sake ladle knocking him out.
TrueSephiroth continues to drink and says,"He'll be fine when he wakes up",looks at jetblue on the floor twitching,says queitly,"It wasnt a split end",strings a soft melodic tune on the shamisan...

[Lord Draud]

it was the first half of my homiculse ritual...oh well at least i can extract some of it fro myour stomage * points at jet blue and then points at the door leading down to the lab* "IN" *jet flys across the floor to the door and then land on a metal table* " now lets see here ah yes i will need this" * starts pulling out sharp metal objects and straps jet down* " dont;t try and escape the manticels are locked with magic and if you pull to hard they will shock you with every increasing zolts"

[TrueSephiroth]

Hey keep it down down there; when I finally pass out from drinking I don't want to be waken up rudly!

*drinks some more*

Hehe... *Passes out*

[jetblue]

(I saw the blindswordsman today. It was one of my favorite episodes. Zatoichi meets the deaf fireworks maker)



Lord Draud with the knocked out jetblue on the examining table picks up a bloddied medical blade and is about to make a incision when someone kicks open the lab door.
TrueSephiroth stands there with a sake cup in hand,"I said to keep it quiet. Now I will have to make you quiet! And I cant let you hurt him",takes a sip of sake.
Lord Draud angry at the intrusion says,"How dare you interrupt me at my craft!",moves his hand and zombies begin to move towards TrueSephiroth.
All TrueSephiroth says is,"heh",throws the sake at the zombies and they begin to smoke and stagger back.
Lord Draud puts down his medical blade,"Ha! Your out of sake! Zombies advance!"
As the smoking zombies get closer TrueSephiroth holds out his sheathed sword. The zombies stop and cower towards the back door.
Lord Draud gets more angry and steps away from the table and in front of TrueSephiroth and says,"Your sword will have no effect on the dead you Baka!",Lord Draud extends his arm on his side and opens his hand. A old rusty spear hanging from the wall drops and flys to his hand.
TrueSephiroth still holding out his sheathed sword smiles at Lord Draud and with his thumb lifts his sword 1 inch from its sheath.
The glint from the inch of blade shines on Lord Drauds pits for eye's. "OOO,wow am I supposed to be impressed or something",Lord Draud says sarcasticlly,"Enough of this!",raises his spear.
Truesephiroth throws up his sake cup in the air and with incredible speed takes out his sword and with 3 strokes puts his sword back in its sheath and catches the sake cup.
Lord draud expecting to be hit stands on guarde. "You baka you even missed me completely your not even.....",Lord Draud watches as his spear blade falls in half and the straps that were on jetblue fall to the floor.
Lord Draud furious throws the rest of the spear to the floor and begins chanting and moving his arms."I will send your insolent but to the deepest....",Lord Draud stops chanting as TrueSephiroth again lifts the sword from the sheath with his thumb but this time the materia on the swords hadle begins to glow.
Lord Draud with only one more word to say to complete his spell says,"Fine,take the stupid mortal. But you owe me for a new spear",picks up the spear and goes back to the tavern.
TrueSephiroth grabs the still unconscious jetblue by the hair and drops him from the table and drags him back to the sake barrel. Leaves him on the side and dips his sake cup in the barrel. Takes a sip."Damn,it went cold",touches a materia on his left sholder armour and the sake starts to heat up. "Thats better. Now wheres my shamisan?".....



(I couldnt help myself. Dont get angry T and LD. I wont do it again. No more blindswordsman references or doing youre dialogue.)

[Lord Draud]

* stalks down into his lair and starts pulling out mystical artifacts and such* " all right so the mortal jetblue has been set free...its a good thing that i castes a spell on him to retreve his stomace contence, pityifull fool will be to hungery he will but somethign at the bar makeing me richer,thus my evil plan unfolds!" * snaps his fingers and turns to the dorr leading to the necropolise four ghasts walk in* " you summoned us master?" *lord draud snears" yes i did my prettys...i need a mortal, alive mind you no eating them, i have a new soul wrench spell i need testing out now go and get me a peasant or something, one that will not be missed i do not want the police raiding my labs...again"

[Yuffie]

Hey...do you have any crepes/pancakes? :D

Not the American kind, the thin ones. :lick:
For every American 1 you get about 5 of ours. :rofl:

*prods the jukebox* "PLAY!!!!" :realmad:

[Lord Draud]

hmmm lets see....nope we have sausage and eggs with toast if you want?

[TrueSephiroth]

Strait from evil plotting to serving food what a great multitasker.

Alright I'm done drinking and my last buzz has worn off so now to sober up.
*Tries to stand but stumbles and lands on Jetblue*

Sorry for sittin on you bud.

*casts heal*

There all sober!

[Yuffie]

I don't like sausage and eggs. :p

Toast...hmm...nah.

I've been craving rice loads lately, I've had rice for dinner for the last 4 days. :rofl:

[Lord Draud]

i have some sushi if you want i also have freash made wisabie!

[Elhaym van Houten]

yummy :)
I want some sushi, with lots of wasabi ^^
and pickled ginger, please.

[FlashFirer]

First time I ate wasabi (and last time, too) I thought it was some sort of candy. I kinda got disappointed.

[Lord Draud]

i am not a big fan of pickled ginger but i have some * sends zombies out to serve the food*

[Astrolounge]

The first time I had wasabi I had been told it was a mild flavor.
It really does clear up the sinuses though.

[Lord Draud]

i recomend it to anyone suffering from a cold or flu and has a stuffed up noes

[Elhaym van Houten]

^^ guess why I ordered Sushi - I have a cold :D
Itadakimaaasu
*happily tugs in*
you don't happen to have some spring rolls, do you?

[Lord Draud]

with plum sauce? yes we do i seve all sorta of food here just depends how, and what you want that determens how fast you get it

[Astrolounge]

I want an elephant foot sandwhich with mustard.
How long will that take?

[jetblue]

A zombie carrying a try of sushi spills some wasabi near the still unconscious jetblue waking him with the strong smell.
"Oweee,my head. Aw man my clothes! There covered in sake,vomit and etherial gel.",walks to kitchen to throw clothes in washer.
Comes out of kitchen wearing aprons. Again.
"Im starving for some reason. Lord Draud have a order of sausages and eggs brought over to the hot spring out back",puts a 20 dollar bill on the bar.
"Im going to go soak for a bit while my clothes finish washing",grabs a 2 liter of mountain dew from the fridge and heads to the back door.
"And your out of fabric softener",takes a sip from the 2 liter while going out.

[Lord Draud]

i have a dish washer not one for cloths.....OH DEAR VELSHAROON NO!

[Astrolounge]

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.

[Yuffie]

*wanders in wearing Grim's hat* :D
Is it really hygenic to have a guy in just an apron sitting on a barstool in a tavern...? O.o
Give me some fries Joe! ....or...whoever's running this place now.
I don't trust sushi. Don't like food that looks at me, isn't dead yet or isn't cooked yet. :p
It strikes me as just being cheap!

[Lord Draud]

its maranated in lemon juice and such to kill harmfull germs don't worry but i will get your foot sandwirch and your fries, and yes that is pretty much what a coward does but remember the better part of valor is descretion and the better part of descretion is cowardice tehre for tehre better part of valor is cowardice

[Marona]

ill order a KILL THE BAJEEZUS OUT OF LOCKE AND TAKE CONTROL OF RPGN!!!...err...i mean coca cola please*innocent eyes*^^

[FlashFirer]

I want MEAT!
I'm CANIVOROUS!
ME EATS MEATY THINGS!
ME KILLS BUNNIES TO EAT!
ME LIKES MUTILATING LITTLE HAMSTERS FOR MY DOG'S BREAKFAST!
ME PEED IN BED WHEN 4 YEARS OLD!
...
......
.........
ME TAKE PAYPAL DONATIONS!
*Paypal, the Social Helper!*
Dum dum dum =DDDDD
http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/spoiler.gif
*Paypal, the money maker!
...
Well, this was a bad ad. Huh, bad ad...bad-ad...bad-ass..huhuhuhuhuhuh...
...
Hey Zombie Bob, I want a hamburger, please!
...
No meat, thematic ads make me disgusted.
...
Hey, I've got an idea, let's name the zombies!

*Welcome to Name the Zombies!*

On it each post you got to name a zombie. Let's start!
I name this zombie Bob.

[Marona]

killing bunnies!?thats too far!!!

killing cows?i don't mind.theyre good.*shoots a random cow*

[eViL bAz]

Hey I want cold blood and some bunny legs grilled mmmmmmm that will taste good :)

[Lord Draud]

your order will be right up and yes i have killed bunny's and am making a nice stew just in case some one wants one * sends zombies out to deliver orders*

[Marona]

NOT THE BUNNIES!ANYTHING BUT THE SWEET LUFFABLE BUNNIES!!!*takes out a knife and glares all around*no one orders bunnies when im around!!!http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/mad2.gif

[jetblue]

jetblue soaking in the hotspring jumps out and runs to the taverns back door.
"Did someone say rabbit stew!?!",looks around sniffs the air.
"Lord Draud send a big plate of rabbit stew with a side of collard greens and a piece of cornbread to the hot spring.",starts to go back when he is jumped by a unknown patron with a knife.







(I like rabbit because there are a lot of mountain folk(hillbilly's)in the north side of chicago were the restaurants serve rabbit,possum,racoon,and creek rat or water varmint. All are tasty.)

[Lord Draud]

rabbits breed fast and are a good source of fur and meat tehre the perfect game animal ( fun fact pidgeon are also game animals but they sorta turned into vermin) one order under HEAVY gaurd on tis way * puts stew in a armourd magneticaly sealed pot and then puts in a tank to be driven the 20 feet to the pool side*

[Marona]

boys...are dumb..>_>*puts knife away and walks away*

[Lord Draud]

well considering i am a Lich and not truly a male in the truest sence of the word (being a corps) i will not take offence to that * shuffles away into the kitchen*

[Grim]

why would a lich go into a kitchen? O_O

[eViL bAz]

dont question hehehehehehe just Order the rabbit stew are just great
*Raise a Glass of Beer an cheers*
Cheers for the Chef's Rabbit Stew I like it, the Blood too its fresh I like it hehehehe

[FlashFirer]

All right then, I'll want some.
Some...bunny meat.
With some...bunny blood.
HEY THAT'S KETCHUP! *throws a fork at the chef*

[eViL bAz]

lol hes dead anyway that not hurt him hehehe

[Lord Draud]

*looks at the fork sticking out of his chest* "you want blood????????" *summons a blood elemental to splash over FlashFire*

[Astrolounge]

May I ask how the hell you learned that spell?
Leave Mith's work alone. It's best that way.

[Grim]

I'll have a Dwarven Ale.... a human-slaughtered side of beef on elven bread.... and a side of world domination please....

*Drinks the blood elemental through a straw*

*BURP* put that on Draud's tab... :evilgrin:

[Lord Draud]

*sends zombie over to grim to give him his order minus the world domination that will take a few years* " my blood elemental..oh well at least he is comfortably in your body"

[Marona]

*throws up in a bucket*disgusting X_X

[Maxin]

*Enters, walks over to a corner, sits, and takes in the sights*
Hmm...there could be some interesting times here, all right...

[Grim]

*starts swinging around his scythe*

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee...........

*Decapitates some unknown locals....*

errmm.....it was there time! *Hic*
Damn Dwarven Ale......

[Lord Draud]

* sen out zombies to clear up the bodys and puke*" very interesting maybe i can use them in the lab"

[eViL bAz]

If you need help about the world domination a get some Barney replicas over teh world trying to gain and wash ppl minds so just tell me hehe

[Astrolounge]

Tra-la-la-la-la!
*prance*
*Gets punched in the face*
Thank you, I needed that.

[Marona]

...someone just give me some chicken flavored ramen soup to go..

[Grim]

*gives Marona some chicked-flavoured Raymond soup.*

You can barely taste the chutney!

[Marona]

uuhhh...thanks?O_O

[Astrolounge]

Not Raymond!

[Giea]

*gives Marona some chicked-flavoured Raymond soup.*

You can barely taste the chutney!*Hands Grim Pasturized Cookies With Chocolate Sprinkles* Mmmm.. they're freshly made for you.

[Marona]

ok...whoever is the chef here I refuse to pay!I wanted ramen not some guy name Raymond cooked as a soup!!!>_>

[Lord Draud]

*turns to the kitchen* " hey lue this guy says you suck" * a huge sized famine spirt walks out holding a cleaver the size of a axe* "what one?" *Lord Draud points to marona* " that one"

[Marona]

i didn't say that

*grins and mutters*although i bet his cooking does suck

[Lord Draud]

"ok lue back to the kitchen and i think you better add more garlic to the food" * sets into his lab and oes back to working on turning the random bodys into more ghoul waiters*

[Marona]

well thats settled*accidently knocks down wine bottles*oops...*runs off*

[Lord Draud]

* peeks out from his lab* " DAMN IT YOUR GONNA HAVTA PAY FOR THAT CONJURED WINE!"

[Astrolounge]

*Sleeping peacefully in the rafters*

[Marona]

*throws cold water on him*http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/nana.gif

[Grim]

I'll have ONE WHISKEY IN THE JAR with THE SHORTEST STRAW, and hurry its KILLING TIME and THE WAIT to DYERS EVE is THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE, its SAD BUT TRUE...anyways I have to RIDE THE LIGHTNING to WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE...*jumps through the DIRTY WINDOW*

I know Lord Draud will get that :p

[Astrolounge]

*throws cold water on him*http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/nana.gif
*Gets up very fast and straight punches Marona in the face sqarely*
*Yawns and goes back to sleep*
(Well what do you know, I DID inherit something from my father.)

[FlashFirer]

Hmm, blood.
Oh man, how I repent....I played FF1 in the house of myfriend and I wanted to go just like 8-Bit-Theater.
I'm obviously having some trouble with Chaos, his damn Curaja and his twenty thousand HP because there's no white mage in my team. Stupid FlashFirer, no blood from a summoned creature for you!
HA! *loves wasting Mp of others*

[Marona]

owwieeesss...X___X

[Lord Draud]

*zombie walks up to Grim and hands him a metallica CD* "there yu go sir all in one nice package" hmm you in heirited something from your father did you? that mean that i can clone you and tweak you a bit and then you can find a female self!"

[FlashFirer]

Uh, Mettalica. Put St. Anger or The Unnamed Feeling, or even frantic, on please?

[Grim]

*puts on St Anger*

Weeeeee!

*punches Generic Drunken Slob #3627 in the nose*

[eViL bAz]

*entern the Tavern and Sits in the first empty seat in the bar*
Hey barman I need some fresh blood, it would be better if its from a young lady, or if you have a young lady it would be best, this is a f****** day so I need something young and fresh here take this minions in advance
*hand over 25 minions*

[Marona]

*hears*O___o...*whistles and runs away*

[jetblue]

jetblue comes in from hours in the hot spring.
"Why did'nt someone wake me up? Look at me Im all pruny",goes to sit by the fireplace.
"Lord Draud let me get a hot toddy by the....",sees a zombie with his shirt on and another with his pants.
"Why are my clothes on the help?",starts to undress the zombies.
"Now my clothes smell like formaldehyde and french fries",walks to restroom. Passes by the juke box and presses D17 interupting the metallica song.
"I love this song",goes in the rest room to change.
http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/note.gifNuma numa dragostea din teihttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/note.gif

[TrueSephiroth]

*Starts playing video of fat guy danceing to the music* URL (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373)

I love this song, love to frag to it!

I've got the mp3 downloaded aswell and I play it in the background for my multiplayer games sometimes.

[FlashFirer]

After all songs are off, FlashFirer gets a penny out of his pocket, which he stole from jetblue, which dind't realize the "wind" blowing behind him before he entered the bathroom.
He realizes he could either play a song or buy a Bubballoo.
Hmm.
Tough choice.
He cannot decide. He looks at the bubballoo, music player, bubballoo...
He is confused. He doesn't know what to do. He could pick a Slipknot or Gorillaz song and rock the tavern, but it would end shortly. Bubballoo is something for you to chew, so it lasts long. But it was only for himself.
What to do? Which decision to make? As they say, the problem is choice.
so he could commonly associate this choice to thousands of theories. Wow.
It's just...a penny.
A penny...that can bring short fun for everybody or long fun for yourself.
A penny that means what you'll be doing in the next moments of your precious life.
A...penny.
Which decision to make?
...
Well, he decided to go for the bubballoo as he realized that humankind only make choices like that:
Fun for yourself.
It's not like in the movies, where there is a good guy who shares. God put us in this world to answer the question of:
"How long can we survive acting like that?"
So, if this is humankind's choice, OK, go with it. You really don't want credit for changing the world. If you do, you'll only be even more selfish. Go buy a Bubballoo for yourself. Go.

[eViL bAz]

HHEEEYY!!!! BAARRMMAAANNN!!! Where are my YOUNG LADY!!!!!!!! or at least the Glass of BLOOOD I ASK!!!!!! *Throw some knifes to the Barman*

[FlashFirer]

*chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew*
What?

[Astrolounge]

*zombie walks up to Grim and hands him a metallica CD* "there yu go sir all in one nice package" hmm you in heirited something from your father did you? that mean that i can clone you and tweak you a bit and then you can find a female self!"
You stay the hell away form me you crazy lich who I can't even understand.
(Honestly, what the hell were you trying to say?)

[eViL bAz]

DAMN YOU BARMAN!!!!!! *Get out some sucking Magnums with a holy crest in their Bullets and begin to shoot him and everyone dont like it*
Hehehehe NOW WHOS THE SMART ONE !!!!

[Astrolounge]

You mean UNHOLY right? Otherwise they might just come back at you. What be being a foul minion of evil and chaos.

I'm going to get shot aren't I?

[eViL bAz]

ok now i have to change my Bullets (thats for the Undeads.
*Changing The magnum Bullets with Bullets with the Crest of Fire*
hahahahahaha Now yes are you gonna serve my BLOOD OR NOT!!!!???

[jetblue]

jetblue comes out of the restroom in his old clothes. Hears the rukus by the bar.
"Hey Lord Draud cant you hear the man! He wants a bloody mary. Make it 2 cause it sounds good,with extra celery",looks for Lord Draud but he's busy in the kitchen.
"Ill make it. Use to be a bartender in Fanelia",jumps over the bar and brings out a blender.

[Lord Draud]

"OI QUITE DOWN IN THERE i am working ona new form of undead i call a NecroNaught" * send zombies out to hand out orders and toss drunks, and to collet any dead bodys laying around* " what ever to just ordering a beer for ...." * Lord Draud mumbles the rest* " OMG you like numa numa! i hate it but its so addicting i listen to it every day"

[Marona]

yeh....err can i make you fail ur experiments? :p

[eViL bAz]

Hey marona Leave the chef with his experiments, Thanks Jet but I was hoping to get the Young lady hehehehehe, anyway *go grab Marona and give to little punches in the Head and let her/him down * Hahahahahaha poor child to think they can stop Lord hahahahahaha

[Lord Draud]

"heh i think it would have been fun to see he try and get past my Zombie and ghoul gaurds" * ponder is marona is a guy or a girl* " i am betting 10 free beers that its a girl"

[eViL bAz]

That would be 20 hehehehe

[Marona]

X_X...owwiess...*gets up and glares*hey in what way i look like a boy huh?!...oops...RUNAWAAAAYYYS!!!*whoosh!!!runs off*

[Lord Draud]

"A HA boys we have a new serving wench inthe bar feel free to pinch and spank her as she walks past" * conures a serving uniform on to marona*

[Grim]

thats it!

*Destroys all the Zombies and Skeletons, and any other undead that isnt a forum poster*

few....stupid undead...
What? dont look at me like that...

*puts up a sign*

"RPGN Tavern 2: Sanity Regained"

[Lord Draud]

"BLAST...you rekilled my zombies you you you you you.......COKEDRINKING MS SUPORTER!"

[Grim]

... *Adds Draud's Phylactery to the Reap Soon List*
Maybe next time you, the one who actually drinks coke, won't accuse me of drinking coke, hmmm?

[Lord Draud]

i drink it only when you run out of pepsi thus its all your falt........sorta?

[Grim]

whats stopping you from getting your own beverages?

anyways.... :offtopic:

"Hey Barkeep, toss me an ale."

*looks at the new and improved Dwarven Barkeep*

[eViL bAz]

Ahh thats great hehehe hey marona you look kinda strange in that hehehehehe and you cant kick me here

[Marona]

you freakin idiot!you strip me!!!DIIIEEE!!!*whacks repeatly on draud and leaves and comes back with regular clothes*idiots...im only 13>_>

[eViL bAz]

heheheheh LOL thats so freaking funny hehehehehehehe anyway *pokes marona again* dont worry nobody see you

[Lord Draud]

bah 13? you should read my policy on that sorta remarks its rather sick, beside you where wear a bra and panties right? or where you going "commando" anyways.... *crawls back in his dungeon laboratory and starts planing to over throw the new tavern*

[Locke Cole]

*pops in* Are these brutes giving you a problem Maronakins? Just say the word and they'll be sorry.. Rawr. No one messes with Maronakins! What the hell has happened to the Tavern while I was gone? I think some changes are in order.

[Lord Draud]

* pops his head up* " bah there was a big change i was in charge but now we have some drawf selling brew and iam stuck in the dungeon again ploting to take it over again" * walk over to the window and puts up a poster with the slogon " VOTE DRAUd OR i WILL OPEN THE GATES OF HELL!"*

[jetblue]

jetblue still behind the bar making bloody marys.
"Hey Locke Cole how ya doing? Let me fix you a drink",takes out a shaker and some lemons from under the bar.
"What do ya feel like having? Martini,draft,margarita,bloody mary,or straight whiskey on the rocks",breaks the seal of a bottle of 100 year old scotch.
"I think were out of Dom. Finished the last bottle earlier along with the tomato juice",takes a broom stick and bangs on the floor and yells,
"Lord Draud send up a case of Dom Perignon and tomato juice. And some more 100 year old scotch!",takes a sip of scotch...

[Lord Draud]

* mubbles to him self*" i used to RUN this place you useless mortals....i eman yes sir * sends a new zombie slave to get the drinks* " and be carefull i only have asmall amount of scotch botled in 1904"

[Marona]

heh you can kill them anytime locke :p

[Grim]

*destroys the zombie and makes use of his teleport object spell*

gah, zombie tainted beverages http://rpgamers.info/images/smilies/knockedout.gif

[Marona]

um...yeah...can i have my chicken ramen already?or do i have to make it myself?!

[Astrolounge]

Come on down to crazy Al's!
Where you'll find our prices average,
But I'm F***ing nuts!
You will come for the free refreshments,
but you'll stay... Or I'll cut you!

[Lord Draud]

*pokes his head up and in a deep and evil voice says* you can't kill what is already dead.... and what do you mean zombie tainted? he was just holding the botting not drinking it and damn it stop killing them i need them to do my manual labour i don't want t get my hands dirty"

[Marona]

thats it im making my ramen!!!*forces self into the kitchen and takes out a big pot and tries to carry it.puts it on the stove*okay time to cook!

[jetblue]

jetblue still mixing drinks behind the bar.
"Oh Marona make me some ramen to. Cut up some onion and some dried squid in mine",wipes a glass with a bar rag.
"And a half a boiled egg like it has on the picture",cuts some lemons.
"I'll make us some tea to go with it",throws out coffee from pot and replaces with water.

[Marona]

*glares at jet*excuse me?!I'm fixing my own!

[Yojimbo]

Leader of the dwarf tribe 'Yojimbo' dives into the ramen whilst Marona is talking to jetblue. He adds a little potion into the ramen and then gets back out. Did he forget to mention it was shrinking potion, Yojimbo whispers to himself "if they eat that ramen it will shrink them and they will become my unholy minions, mwahhhh"

[Marona]

...*tips the pot over and puts it back up and starts over*i just want my ramen!!!

[Lord Draud]

*Lord Draud lefts his trap door again* " i have ramen down ehre little girls MWA HE HA HA HA HA HA" * evil music plays and thunder crashs in the background despite it being a sunny day* "i will let you eat as much as you want"

[jetblue]

jetblue hears Maronas insult.
"Fine I'll make my own",brings from under the bar a pot of water,hot plate, a package of plain ramen and some chopsticks.
"Lets see...(reads package)add boiling water let simmer,add garnish. Simple enough",looks around for garnish.
"Ah some hot kimchee and some dried shrimp packets by the register",pot on hot plate starts to boil.
"Tea is almost done",pours cup.
"Now for some entertainment while I eat",picks up remote control from under the bar and turns on overhead TV.
"Ack nothing but soccer and sports",keeps channeling.
"Final fantasy 7:the movie",keeps channeling,"dragonball XXX,no porno,Spiderman versus zelda. Seen already",keeps channeling,"Pokemon 8: pikachu's revenge,that sounds good. Damn cant see it. V-chip.",keep's channeling,"AH sumo wrestling,thats better",watches as he slurps the ramen. "Dozoooo! He threw that guy out of the ring",continues eating...

[Astrolounge]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RAMEN!
*Dives from the rafters and slams into the pot knocking it over and scalding himself*
*Screams and runs from the tavern*

[Marona]

*finished cooking*yay!*fixes self a bowl and eats*..*face of about to spit out but swallows*i forgot i was bad at cooking...

[Yojimbo]

Yojimbo returns with his huge tribe of minions, all armed with Zanmato swords. They evade everyones sight until they find, Lord Draud.

They ask him "wadda you say if we asked if you want to be partners in evil, with our combined strength we can overthrow this Tavern and this would become the nerve center of evil deeds", "if you refuse you will be struck by the powerful Zanmato blade, which results in instant death"

Yojimbo and the minions leave Lord Draud to think for a while, before returning for the answer?

[eViL bAz]

HEy Barman can you give what marona wants just to see what she do with it?
OOHH and I want a Boody Mary or a bloody Jeniffer or A Bloody Salma or anything like taht and some grilled rabbits in their blood mmmmmm

[Marona]

i just want to eat it. T_T

[Grim]

*sends edible food out to everyone who isnt undead*

When did the tavern become a den of evil and zombies and .... *shudders* just thinking about zombies in the food industry makes me want to hurl.

[Marona]

thanks grim!!!*hugs then goes get a monzerrella cheese stick and dips it in marinara sauce*real food!*sits down by it and eats her ramen*

[jetblue]

jetblue hears the drink order.
"Yes sir one bloody mary coming up. Or a mary that is bloodied",picks up broom stick and bangs on the floor and yell's,
"Hey Lord Draud since Im mixing drinks up here Im keeping the tips!",puts down stick and grabs vodka and tomatoe juice and a jar of unlabled red liquid.
"And one order of ramen coming up as well sir",puts the pot on the hotplate.
"Damn one package of ramen left",picks up broom stick,bangs on radiator pipe. Yells at the floor.
"Lord Draud were out of ramen!",picks up phone,"Whats the number for the chinese grocery store!",hears only mumbles from the basement.

[Marona]

*hands jetblue another pack of ramen*here you go...ok im giving sometimes>_>

[eViL bAz]

Thanks
*begins to drink*
FRESH BLOOD MMMM I LOVE IT!!!

Oh and grim this isnt for evil ppl all here are the same just that draud its our Chef now hehehehe I love his food

[Lord Draud]

* pops his head up from the trap door in the floor* " fine keep the tips i hhave all the money i could every need i sell old relic on Ebay from 200 years ago"

[eViL bAz]

Hey have you noticed that the forums are increasing their members thats cool we have a lot of ppl

[Yume]

I'd like to have some Ramen.. aaaaand.. what else. Maki Sushi ^_^ and some sake.. well.. some bottles of course. Arigatou waitress-dono :D

bAz: Yupp, a lot happened here.. Uhhh.. its hot, hot, hot *eats*. It used to be less action here, like "Hmmm.. I wonder if someone posts something new today..." it changed, I like it ^^ now the Sake *equips his auron sunglasses for a more nostalgic flare* Farewell! http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/Coolguy.gif

Greetz, Yume

[Maxin]

Someone give me something extremely spicy so I can run around like they do in cartoons. You know, with the steam coming out of the ears and nostrils, eyes wide open and mouth completely agape.

I think that would be very interesting if that happened in real life. Would make for a great picture, too...

[Lord Draud]

*there is a slight rummbling and the floor board shake and a latin chants starts from down in the basement*

[Marona]

hey do i have to start working here or something?!>>

[Yume]

hey do i have to start working here or something?!>> If the people here would ask very friendly? :D like..

May I ask the joung lady, if she could bring me another glass of the old scottish whisky? I'd be very grateful, if you could do so :)
Anyway.. you could buy a bunch of games with the bugs you earn.. like lunar, legend of mana, etc ^_~

Greetz, Yume

[Yuffie]

I've got a fresh supplier of lucozade just in from the supermarket this morning!!! :D

210 bottles. Yum. :lick:

And what's better is...it's ALL MINE!!! :evilgrin:

*locks herself in the tavern basement with her lucozade while laughing a bit manically*

(apologies if this turns into a double post, don't know if the button was working :p)

[jetblue]

jetblue wiping a glass hears noise coming from the basement. Hits floor with shoe,
"Keep it down! We have customers leaving!",turns up the volume on the overhead TV were the jap pop group Desert are playing "Mail me".
"One bottle of hot sake coming up",put a sake bottle on a pot of hot water.
"Im just waiting for the fresh fish delivery then Ill carve us up some sushi",looks in the corner,"TrueSephiroth ate the last batch"
"Meanwhile we have lots of rice cakes",puts a rice cake on a small tabletop grill by the coffee maker and hotplate.
"The zombies have been pounding rice all night long. Its nice and stretchy",see's yuffie go to the basement with 4 cases of lucozade.
"Hey Yuffie save us a couple of bottles of lucozade. It mixes well in the cocktails"

[Marona]

ooo can i have some sushi and ricecakes?!can i?!...CAN I?!?!?!http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/mad2.gif

[Lord Draud]

* sees yuffie walk down the stair to his real* " greeting mortal why doth thou enter my lair and rish thy soul?......OOOOO LUCOZADE i'll let you keep your soul and your life if you let me have one?"

[Yuffie]

Let me think...my soul for a bottle of lucozade....

Well we've had some good times together soul but it's just not working out any more...

Sorry Draud. I worked hard for these. :D
Would you like my soul gift wrapped?

[Astrolounge]

*Wakes up, tuns over and falls 20 feet to the floor through a table.*
*Pause*
Well, that hurt like hell.
*Yawn*
And now, the only way I know of to get food here.
*Pry's up floor boards and moves through crawl space*
What's this cable doing in here?
*Pulls on the cable, loud creaking sounds are heard*
Uh-oh. That's never good.

[Marona]

whats wrong?*walks to him and hears the creak*..?*looks up*O__O*boards of wood and stones fall from above her*....ooowwww...X_X

[Astrolounge]

Sorry... I can fix it...
*Fumbles about, eventually tying himself to a post*
No, No I can't.

[Marona]

*glares*retard...>_<

[Mithrandir]

Marona, you're hired if you want to work here :p

But don't do like Yuffie, she works here a week and then she goes with some guy to Amsterdam....*sigh*

[Marona]

im only 13 and i stink at cooking....now get me out!!!X_X

[TrueSephiroth]

There are child labor laws in Canada and the US you shouldn't be worried.

*Big dramatic music is heard comming from nowhere*

I have purchased and am Playing *Dun Dun!*

World Of Warcraft!

I'm one of the "Finger Bangers of Light" On the Terenas server, Names Gammo.
It would have been Gamma but its been taken.

See you guys around!

*fades away*

I will return...

*jetblue spots him sneaking off from the corner*

Doh!
*Runs off to parts unknown*

[Lord Draud]

hmm well no * casts a spell and sucks yuffie soul in to a jem* " i can trade this in hell or mabe use it in making a magical item, what all the noise up there?"

ps i don't think we are in canada in internet is a free and lawless domain so if she wants she can work here

[Yuffie]

*scurries under the floorboards and clutches her lucozade and rocks*

Nooo....my precious, won't let you go will we now?! O_O

[Marona]

um...ill give anyone 500 gil for those who let me out!!>_<

[Yojimbo]

Yojimbo goes to the basement to meet Lord Draud,

"Hey Lord Draud, no need to trade that soul in hell, i will give you 2000Gil for it here and now", Lord Draud thinks to himself.

[Lord Draud]

" i will trade it for a few items that ye must quest to find, first finder nail shaving from a frost gaint, second the eye of a beholder, and lastly the fire organ of a anceint red dragon with a mean streak a mile wide" * turns to where marona is traped above the his ceiling and chuckles* " you know i would help but iam stuck down here and your helples...hmmmmmm"

[Marona]

Ok 5000 Gil Thats My Final Offer!just Someone...get...me...outta Here!!!!!!!

[Maxin]

All right...

*Gets up from his seat in the corner, where he's been sulking this whole time*

I hope this works...

*Somehow gets to Marona, touches her on the shoulder...and phases the both of us out*

*Both phase in just outside the tavern*

Um...should we run now?

[Marona]

run for what?O__o...*hands him the 5k gil*

[FlashFirer]

Oh no, man, tomorrow it will be Doomsday!

[Yuffie]

*drinks lucozade*
MWAHAHAHAAAA now my magical drink has made me invisible!! :D
Well it's not properly been tested but it might work!!!

*dunks Draud's head into a vat of mountain dew*

[Maxin]

run for what?O__o...*hands him the 5k gil*
Oh, I just didn't know if you were going to be chased or not once they realize you had gotten out of the tavern...

And thanks! That 5,000gil will come in handy someday!

[Marona]

yuffie is invincible?letme seeee*takes out a knife*

[Lord Draud]

"ah thats where i left my old house key thanks yufie" *turns and put a quest spell on Yojimbo to get the items he has stated* "you may need some help on geting them well off you go"

[Yuffie]

*grabs a large clear glass, jumps under it and jumps into the mountain dew*

Now if I use this as a diving bell I'll create a pocket of air and glub glub heeellp glub!

[Marona]

*puts knife away*...i think my evilness dropped to 10 percent

[Lord Draud]

" you know if you where undead then you would not have this drowning problem and since a situation has arisen that lets me study death in a way i have never seen befor ( in moutain dew thats new to me) i have to study it" * gets out a pen and a book to wright in*

[Marona]

heh i hope lord draud drowns when finding out :p

[Grim]

sadly undead cant drown... however

*pulls out a cell phone and dials a number*
"Hello? Ah, Hey, wassup?"
*listens to person on other end*
"yeah, some lich has gone spell crazy, care to counter act it?"
*listens again*
"alrghty, see you in a few miliseconds"
*hangs up*
"Mwahahahahhaaa"
*watches as Elminster appears and orders an ale*
*Elminster starts to dance while keeping an eye on Draud, ready to counter spells at a drop of a pin*

[eViL bAz]

OOHHHH MArona when would you understand -_-* well anyway did locke its here to protect you? if not....
*Pokes in the Head to marona*
Hehehehehehehehe

[Marona]

yay i can kill baz now!*looks at her putty*...theyre ready?

*putty shrugs*

...valiant phantoms,aid me in battle!Chartreus gale!!!

*putty army appears*

No phantoms?O__O

*putty holds up sign saying'Out to strike'*

...oh..well putty army then!

[eViL bAz]

Ok you think you can kill me with that? hehehehehe yeah right :P !!!OOOOHHH WHAT THE HELLLL!!!! nah just kidding its so hard to kill me

[Marona]

attack!!!and kill him!!!*putty army charges inside the tavern instead and drinks water*

..................................OH NOW THIS SUCKS!

[Yojimbo]

Yojimbo returns to the basement after a long painful Journey to collect, nail shaving, eye of a beholder and the fire organ of a anceint red dragon with a mean streak a mile wide.

Yojimbo says to Lord Draud "the items you requested are now before you, can the trade commence," Lord Draud rubs his hands together in delight whilst Yojimbo cleans his Zanmato blade from the blood of the Red Dragon.

[eViL bAz]

hehehehehe I knew it

[Marona]

well then there is only one way to stop you...*takes out a stick and whacks him repeatly*DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!!!!!!

[Lord Draud]

" ah very good now that i doth have these items i hath no need fr the wenchs tained soul" * pulls out the gem and hands it to Yojimbo*" now begone for the acts you about to see might shatter your fragile mortal mind, but you elminster are invited to watch and make helpfull hints if you want the choosen of the goddes of magic must help in and magical exeperimentation am i not right?"

[Marona]

*a putty comes in and sits on lord draud's lap,shaking its head*....

[Lord Draud]

*pets the puttys head then snaps its neck and throws it into a jar of preserving fluid* " hmmm i shouldtalk to the owning of the tavern it seems he has a pest problem"

P.S i am in the basement crypts i can't be seen unless you there

[Marona]

*not there...runaway putties in tavern* :p

[Yojimbo]

Yojimbo refuses to leave and asks Lord Draud to turn him undead. Yojimbo says "Draud with your amazing power, turn me into an undead and make me strong like all those other undeads, and invite me to this magical specticle", "i only went on that quest to prove my strength as a mortal, what strength will i posses as an undead the demons only know, you must do this for me and you can have the soul gem back"

[eViL bAz]

yeah right!!! OUCH OUCH OUCH hey that hurt Marona
*Grab marona's stick and break it*
hehehehehe
Come on draud we need more evil ppl turn him

[Marona]

darn it...you play unfair..!!!!http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/cry.gifdraud is here too?...thats even worse!>_<

[Mithrandir]

I have a question for you all....if this is a tavern....where is the beer?

And where is the piano player?
And the peanuts?

*sighs*

I'll never come back to this place, I had to park my car three blocks away for godsakes.

[eViL bAz]

Just A little thats my nature :D

[Marona]

humm*thinks*....*takes a steel stick and whacks baz repeatly*who will win now huh?!HUH?!

[Lord Draud]

" so you wish to be a Undead being eh? well lets see there is Vampire but its very limited no sunlight and stakeing is a pain, i could just turn you undead but you would get no extra powers....i think a Vampire will do realy, the sun is a minor thing realy, i can provide you with shadow armour to protect you, and your str will be increaed to that of 3 times your normal mortal max, plus many other things" * motions him to lie down on the table* " please make you self comfortable, death will comence when you areread i have a fast acting poison that will do the job in mer seconds"

[Marona]

*millions of putties attached to the ceiling of the basement.top starts to creak*

meanwhile...

*repeatly whacking baz to death*diediediediedieeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

[Lord Draud]

* looks up and casts a simple spell fortifiing the ceiling with 1 foot of solid stone the melds into the walls ands sends colims in the floor* "when this ritual is finished i will make that slimly bartendter fix this place up, it was twice as good as it is now"

[Doreagarde]

I have a question for you all....if this is a tavern....where is the beer?

And where is the piano player?
And the peanuts?
Who needs a piano when we've got... KARAOKE! *jumping up on a table with flagon in hand*
:note: Well the year was seventeen-seventy-six; how I wish I was in Sherbrooke noooooooow... :note:

[Marona]

*stops whacking baz and walks in the tavern*O___O*covers ears*...tooo....horrible>_<

[Yojimbo]

OK Lord Draud, i am comfortable enough to let the ceremony commence.
After this nobody will dare to whisper my name, YOJIMBO....except my companions in evilhttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif

[Marona]

*sees a piece of puttie's clothing near the basement and opens the door and sees the two people*...oops...*closes it*o__O

[eViL bAz]

*walks behind marona and scared her with a picture of Barney in Swim suite and also grab the steel stick and put in the trash can and begin to jump over the trash can*

Now whats your new plan heeeee!!! hahahahahahahaha

*talk with draud and aske him to lend some zombies so they can poke in the head to marona*

*after that and leave the zombies with marona* who want to play some D&D with me hehehe

[jetblue]

while Lord Draud is finishing the ritual jetblue opens the trapdoor and lets in some light in the dank basement.
"Hey! Did you know that a birthday party of 18 just left because of all the racket you just made!?! The tables were moving by themselves and then the earthquake! I had to give them back there deposit",goes down and grabs a case of vermouth.
"And you knocked some of the bottles down",tosses his cigarette on the floor near some bloodied rags.
"And whats the deal with all the chanting in latin? Are you having evening mass or what? Use egyptian for undead spells.",climbs up the stairs.
"Its tuesday so that means kareoke night and if you scare them off Im gonna pull the breakers. And that will turn off the sump pump as well as the lights.",stands at the trap door entrance.
"Now play nice and queit with your little friend or Im calling his mom to pick him up",slams the trapdoor.

[eViL bAz]

LIGHHHTTTTT NNOOOOOO!!!!!!! my eyes hurts hehehe well it cuz I have played SUIKODEN 4 so much Idont know anybody know hehehe
*turn the PS2 again and replay it again*
"cya in June hehehe"

[Marona]

*hides in the ceiling*X__X

[eViL bAz]

why did you hide? hehehe

[Marona]

cuz draud is creepy...real creepy...