The RPGN Tavern

[Ksaa]

Running up behind TrueSephiroth at a VERY fast speed, in a green jacket with pokets all over, and a few daggers sheathed. "Man!? where yall bin? i had to create a huge crab that nearly killed me just for fun!"

[jetblue]

(wow those were good stories charon wrote. Very creativehttp://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/smile.gif)




"Sorry we took so long. We had some...distractions on the way",looks at Lord Draud."And some car trouble but Lord Draud has fixed it."
"We did'nt find the dragon and we drove all over. Did you guys spot anything?"
jetblue stops and see's 6 vehicals approaching accompanied with loud obnoxious music.
"OH SH_T ! Its the gangbangers. Me and Lord Draud kinda pissed them off on the way over here. Quick every one hide behind that sand dune!"
The cars are packed with heavily armed youths. One of them leans out of the rear window,lights a molotov and throws it at jetblue's car engufing it in flames.
"What!! Thats It!",jetblue comes out from behind the sand dune. The cars screech to a halt and the punks approach jetblue......

[TrueSephiroth]

(I don't hide from punks like that)

Greeting and salutations my leathered companions I see you have greeted us by setting his vehicular conveyance aflame.

*all of them look side ways with a really confused look upon their faces*

I see your mental facilities need a tune up. In other words: Hello and goodbye for blowing up his car.

Ksaa you want to take care of em or should I? What the hell I'll even give them the honor of Ultima cause I just feel like seeing that Big green Nuke like spell.

*Casts Ultima on the gang, after the incredible lightshow, nothing remains but a smoldering pile of melted metal and ash*

Well, that was fun.:)

[Lord Draud]

*casts time warp bring the punks back* MY TURN * cast a gate spell under one sending him to Velsharoons layer of the abyss* nwo what about you? * casts a flay spell and watchs as all the flesh blood meat and fat explodes off the punks body the skelten stand tehre driping with blood animated by the lichs will* hmm and next? * touchs one punk as he comes in with a knife and his chest exlpods as a necrotis cysit forms and bursts* ha now you get to try to hurt me....

[jetblue]

Meanwhile at the tavern.......
The Zombie's without Lord Draud's neck stomping,have took control and changed the bar into a hardcore biker bar. A row of harleys are now parked in front and a female jello/pudding wrestling ring has been installed. Already the cops have been called 4 times because of the noise.






Meanwhile at the beach.......

jetblue is thrown back from the force of the Ultima blast while TrueSephiroth,Lord Draud,and Ksaa remain standing in place.
"Damn TrueSephiroth,that was powerful! You didnt leave no one left for me"
as jetblue talks,Lord Draud uses his time warp and has fun with the new flesh. "Whoa there Lord Draud,You're getting carried away. Leave one for me."
speaking to soon jetblue notices a pink limo pull up covered in graffiti.
It plows throuh the wreakage of cars and chared corpses and stops near TrueSephiroth. A big burley man in a fur coat come out and say's,
"You gonna pay for that MF. Im the leader and I aint so easy.",he goes to the trunk and pulls out a rocket launcher.
TrueSephiroth looks at the leader and gives out a laugh at his pathetic weapon. Then Lord Draud and Ksaa laugh.
the leader say's,"Oh this aint for you all",taps on the limo and the girls that Lord Draud and jetblue....offended,come out all straping weapons.
one of them say's to TrueSephiroth,"Damn your hair extensions are longer than mine."
TrueSephiroth's eye's gleam with anger and reaches for his blade,"Why you shiva whore Ill slice you in..."jetblue stops him pulling his blade halfway,
"Wait. You cant kill girls. You have to defeat them in other ways."
"Ksaa you take care of the leader,me and TrueSephiroth and Lord Draud will handle the female's. TrueSephiroth and Lord Draud try and make some sort of stun spell and do it quick. I'll try and keep them busy."
as TrueSephiroth and Lord Draud start to make a stun spell,jetblue is distracted by one of the girls putting down her weapon and starts undoing her top. As jetblue's eye's are fixated another girl come's from behind and whacks jetblue on the head knocking him out cold...........

[TrueSephiroth]

Ohh you horny bastard.

*casts Stop*
*removes weapons from the ladies and helps jetblue back to his feet*

Well do what you want to with them.

[Zedie9]

[ :evilgrin: You've cast Stop... is that all you're removing from the femmes? ;) ]

[Ksaa]

"Oi!" looking at the leader, Ksaa phased over back into the Archer Class, and took aim. "I'd stop if i were you..."
"HA!" the big leader said, "You cant hurt me with and wimpy arrow like that!"
"Oh, cant I?... Boost!" The knocked arrow began to glow as Ksaa pulled it back. Then suddenly he aimed lower and let the arrow fly. It flew so fast you could bearly see it, and it came in contact with the big guy's knee.
"owowowowowowow!!" He dropped to the ground an arrow lodged in his knee
"heh... i aint no wimp! gos dat?"

[Lord Draud]

*casts power word orgazime (sp) on the girls* that should keep em busy

[jetblue]

"Owe,my head,thanks TrueSephiroth for helping me up. Must've been fighting to many. Got overwhelmed.",put's handkerchief on head to stop bleeding.
"Whats wrong with the girls?",see's girls on the ground.....preoccupied,
"Let me guess this is Lord Draud's handy work.",notices Lord Draud hovering over the girl's rubbing his hands in a fiendish way,
"I also see the leader is at our mercy",walk's over to Ksaa and the leader beneath his feet in humiliation.
"Are you gonna let him live Ksaa? Wait let me ask him something.",leans over to the defeated leader,"Have you seen a dragon running around?",the leader spits on his face,jetblue rubs it off.
"Like a true gang leader. Just for that we will let you live in disgrace. And we will take your turf,your limo,and your bit**es.",reaches down to his pockets and takes the limo keys and money clip.
"Com'on guys let's roll. We got a party limo. This beach is miles long and we can search it in style.",goes around to the limo's trunk.
"Lord Draud get the girls in the limo",goes over to TrueSephiroth and notice's him looking at a peice of debris by the water's edge.
"Whatch ya looking at there?",bends down to look,
"Look's like a dragon scale. And it's chared on the edges.",look's puzzled at the scale,
"He's been in some kind of battle. Mabey he's over the lake by that military base. We gotta go check it out. But first we need a boat. Or a flying machine of some sort's.",gets up and walk's toward limo.
"There's a marina up the beach. Let's go check it out. Lord Draud you drive.",tosses key's in air toward's Lord Draud...............

[Lord Draud]

"SWEET i get to drive another automobiel i wonder how fast this one can go and how much it can take befor it stops come wenchs we got stupid stuff to try and not much time to do it in!"....looks at the leader " and you my freind i have the perfect punish ment for being a unstart blagard" *cast remove sex drive on the leader*
"and the final touch" *casts wither organ on his crotch* "now even if you get your labido back it won't do you anygood MWA HE HA hA HA"

[jetblue]

Meanwhile at the tavern.........
The zombies have successfully negotiated with florida to have biketoberfest moved to the taven's location. Thousands of bikers are now on there way.



Meanwhile in the limo......
jetblue amazed at the comfort of the limo reaches for a bottle of champagne from the limo's fridge. Glances over at TrueSephiroth and Ksaa who have a girl on each side to tend to there every need. jetblue sigh's because there are no girl's left. The rest are up front with Lord Draud.
"Anyone want some champagne?",no one pays attention. The girl's giggle at the stories TrueSephiroth and Ksaa tell them.
pushes the intercom to driver,"Hey open the sun roof back here.",the sunroof buzzes open and jetblue stands up and looks out. Sand hitting his face.
"Ah. I love the smell of the lake,"takes a drink from the bottle. Notices the marina coming up and that the limo is going at incredible speeds. Bangs at the roof and yell's,"Slow it down. Were almost there"........

[FlashFirer]

*wakes up*
AAAAHHH THEY'RE HERE
*starts shooting the zombies in the head with a Colt*

[TrueSephiroth]

*Talking to one of the girls*

Well of coarse I had to kill him that spiked hair just agrivated me so much.

I forget where are we trying to get to?

(hey flash did you use a colt M4A1 Assault Rifle or a Colt Semiauto 45 cal handgun?)

[Lord Draud]

it matter not zombie can still go one with out a head and of yeah * hits the breaks HARD* there we go

[pikatsu]

*Talking to one of the girls*

Well of coarse I had to kill him that spiked hair just agrivated me so much.

I forget where are we trying to get to?

(hey flash did you use a colt M4A1 Assault Rifle or a Colt Semiauto 45 cal handgun?)

A sixshooter perchance?

[Ksaa]

"YEEP!" Ksaa said flying into the back window of the limo. "Hey!! wuddacha doin?!" Looking out the window Ksaa replyed to TrueSephiroth, "Da Marina.. but i tink we here! ouch..." Ksaa rubbed his head where a bump was growing. "Off to da Dwaggins??"

[jetblue]

(That was funny,the spiked hair. I must say I really like the way You talk Ksaa.)




Meanwhile at the tavern........
The roads going to the tavern have been blocked off by police. A riot has started because a lone gunman is shooting at already heavily armed tavern patrons and thousands of bikers outside have joined in. More riot police and firetrucks are on there way.




Meanwhile at the beach..........
jetblue goes flying from the sunroof and lands on top of a flock of nesting seagulls. There is much pecking.
"Ow,damn,get away from my eye's!",swats at the seagull's until they finally disperse.
The others watch from the limo,"Dont just stand there laughing we gotta find a boat."walks up the wooden pier but notices a sign.
"PEIR CLOSED DUE TO MONSTROUS SEA SERPENTS,ALL BOATS DRY DOCKED TILL SPRING-Metroplex Coastguard"
"Well thats just great! How are we going to get across to the island military base?",he asks everyone but notices Lord Draud treating the girl's to hotdogs and soda from a peir side vendor.
"Hey Lord Draud dont just get the girl's hotdogs get some for us to"
The girl's talk back in unison,"Were not called girl's guano head,were called The Fly Honey's,Recognize!"
jetblue look's puzzled,"Uh..Ok..sorry."
turn's to TrueSephiroth and Ksaa,"We gotta find some kind of plane... Wait! I got an Idea! How about we hold on to you guys real tight will you be able to teleport us all to the island?".............

[TrueSephiroth]

Uhh, I don't do "Holding."

Find your own way across or can't you just highjack one of the damn boats? Get a dingy for yourself; can't be hard to steal that and get it into the water.

[Ksaa]

"Hmm..." Ksaa mentally searched his skills, little as they were. "I got it!" He walked out to the end of the peir, as the huge sea monster rose up. "wow.. ish you BIG or what?" He phased over to to another green outfit, with large bells all over it. "EEP!" He bearly dodged the monster as it took out a piece of the peir. Quickly he grabed a bell and began ringing it. The monster stopped in the middle of the attack and stared at Ksaa as he stared back. Almost a minute later he broke the gaze and the sea monster lie next to the peir streched out for the other to ride on. "Okies, guys! he's Charmed! works fer us now!"

[Lord Draud]

...sigh always gotta do things the hard way don't you? i'll just walk seeing as how i don't breath and all oh by the way girls i Recognize only one worth while thing about you...when you die i will gain even more power from your tained souls and to speed up the prosses i have infested each of your hotdogs with necrotic toxins in 30 secons you will rot fro mthe insides out like speed lepercy *grins evily* and then your souls can be sent to my god and i will get more power it IS a good day

[TrueSephiroth]

Well prepare to be at the bottom for awhile; you always go slow don't you.

*hops on monster*

Ksaa you loose control of this thing and your ass is grass.

Jet want to ride on this thing. I guess if he looses control of i I'll save you.

[jetblue]

(Those last post's were good. http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/smile.gif Aw Man Lord Draud I wanted the Fly Honey's to stick around for at least a few more posts...ah well.)



jetblue is amazed and scared at the sea serpent that Ksaa managed to control. Walk's slowly to it
" I thought you were going to fight it there for a moment Ksaa. It looks like a over grown pike eel wich are numerous in these waters. Seem's freindly enough.",pats the eel on the fin,
starts to climb on but the skin is slippery,10 minutes have passed and finally manages to climb on."O.k lets go!"
Ksaa pats the serpent on the fin and it raises up almost droping us and heads out to open water. The blue freshwater sea is stormy and waves are high but the serpent has amazing agility and speed. Ksaa makes it leap in the air for fun.
"Watch it there. I almost fell off. Im starting to get sea sick. Cant you get it to go slower and smoother? I knew I should'nt of ate so many hot dog's at the peir."jetblue removes his soaking shirt,looks over to Ksaa and TrueSephiroth and notices there clothes are dry.
A siren blare's from 3 approaching coast guard speed boats. One of the guard's yell through a bullhorn,"What the hell do you hippies think you are doing! Did'nt you read the sign's! This is mating season for the eel's. You probably disrupted there entire cycle.",the boats slow down beside's us.
the captain tosses a rope,"You guys are coming back to shore. And there's a $20 fine for going out on the water! Each!"..........................

[Ksaa]

"Errr.... can yall handle dat? ifen i phase oudda dis Class, i loose da control, since i've not mastered dis ability..." Ksaa patted the Eel and it slowed down, but did not stop, just incase they needed to get out fast.

[Lord Draud]

* is walking under the water and does not notice that boats or anything at all so cast hast and expidise retreat on him self and moving at mock 2 to the island* i hate having to pick fish outs my teeth but at least this way i will get there on time

[TrueSephiroth]

Too bad I don't know the Jedi Mind Trick TM.:)
Ohh well next best thing.

*Casts sleep on them*

I'll send the boat on a slow coarse toward shore that way they don't hit a sand bar or something else way out there on the open water.

*hops into the coastgaurd boat and sets the controls*

Well let us get outta here.
*gets back onto the serpent/eel what ever it is*

[jetblue]

jetblue carefully helps TrueSephiroth steer the boats toward shore when a bullet hit's the port deck.
"Look out TrueSephiroth It's the coast guard chopper!",jetblue
jump's back on the serpent and watches as TrueSephiroth raises his hand about to cast sleep when he realizes that it would mean there death.
"Jump back on the serpent and we will try to lose them in the waves!",more bullets hit the water as TrueSephiroth jumps from boat to eel.
"Move fast Ksaa!",ksaa pats the eel and speeds up,zigzaging on the water to avoid the gunfire.
A loud bang comes from the distance as a coast guard cutter with cannon mount speeds toward us. The shell hitting the water near.
"Crap on a crap craker. This coast guard is sure well armed.",another shell hits the water nearby splashing water on us.
"Quick everyone grab on to a fin and hold your breath. Ksaa take us under.",Ksaa whispers in the ear of the serpent and it gains speed then leaps in the air then dives under the water.
Holding on to a fin TrueSephiroth free's one hand and makes a glowing orb to light our way through the murky water. jetblue can see hundreds of serpents of diffrent sizes swimming and feeding. The serpent passes Lord Draud as he walks fast through the water plants and large crabs waving as we pass.
jetblue signal's ksaa to surface for air. The serpent leaps from the water only giving us a second to breath then dives under again.
Finally a large rock face appears near. It is the base of the island. The serpent rises towards the shore...................

[Lord Draud]

*watchs as the serpent speeds by and wounder what the hurry is when it hits him the artilery shell that is* " thats is this time its personal!" *casts disintergrate on the keil on the coastguard ship*

[jetblue]

Meanwhile at the tavern........

Biketoberfest is over and the riot quelled. The zombies and bikers managed to trap the lone gunman in the cellar. Some of the zombies took off on there bikes to join the "bikers across america" in Los Angeles. Only a skeleton crew is left at the tavern to tend to the few patrons. Buissness is slow.



Meanwhile under the waters of Lake Michigan........

The serpent rises to the surface near the shore when it is distracted by the sinking coast guard clipper. The serpent flinches and knocks all of us off and swims toward the clipper to get a snack. All of us swim to the surface but the currents around the Island are to strong and separate us. I was up ashore the Island beach exausted and cold. Lord Draud surfaces nearby covered in plants and crayfish.
"I lost the others. Did you see anyone down there?",watches as Lord Draud points at a big boulder and turns it red hot warming us both.
"They must be washed up on some other part of the Island. Let go look for them when we dry off." ...............

[Astrolounge]

*Astrolounge enters the scene, looks around, and slowly backs away.*

[Yuffie]

*leaps over-dramatically out of the corner clutching a new bottle of lucozade*

Ladies and gentlemen!!! The serving we-...WAITRESS is BACK IN BUSINESS!!!!!! :D

So that means that all lucozades today are on me! ....by that I mean Draud's paying! :D

[Lord Draud]

hmm i forget why we went tothe island i am heading back to the bar fora sec just say my name if you need me i have a spell that lets me hear any time anyone says my name * teleports back tothe bar sees yuffie* " well hello are you the new wench? i have many waiters in the form of my zombies but if you want you can be eye candy/bartender while i run the grill/ plot to rule the world

[Yuffie]

I AM NOT A WENCH!!!!!!!!! :realmad:

Not even Zedie calls me a wench!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

*ties 2 lucozade bottles with a rope* Ph34r my lucochucks!

[jetblue]

As Lord Draud and jetblue warm themselves by the boulder Lord Draud explains why he's going back to the Tavern.
"Oh you're going. You sence something amiss at the tavern? Well you might as...",before jetblue could finish his sentence Lord Draud folds his arms across his chest egyptian style then his body turns as black as ash and bit by bit dissapates into the wind. In seconds nothing is left only his wet footprints in the sand.
"Damn It. Come back here and take me with You!!!",stands in his spot and folds his arms but nothing happens.
"Aw man Im stuck out here.",the boulder starts to turn from bright red to orange then cold gray.
jetblue say's his name as he instructed but nothing happens. Starts to walk toward the center of the Island wondering where TrueSephiroth and Ksaa are.
Snow begins to fall when he notices some old deserted cabins in the distance.Only one has a candle in the window.
"Ah my lucky day. Looks like some sorta deserted summer camp. Mabey I can find some help there,or at least borrow a boat off the island.",jetblue walks toward the one candlelit cabin hoping he will be welcomed in. He can see a tall figure come out of the front door looking in his direction. He's still to far to see the face but notices him pick up an axe. jetblue walks faster towards him, waves and yells,"Hi there Im stranded. Need some help chopping some wood."

[Mithrandir]

*gasps* Yuffie is back!

Er...I don't know if I should rejoice or be sad....:p

Anyway, I'll have a Lucozade.

[Astrolounge]

*Holding a bottle of Lucozade in one hand, and a bottle of vodka in the other. A mug and a pot of coffee rest on a table before him.*
DARE I?

Oh, I think I do.
*Mixes and drinks the liquids*
AARRGGHH!
*Falls twitching and screaming to the floor.*

[silverDistortioN]

i sure hope this isn't some ploy to get out of paying your bill... ¬¬

[Giea]

*tastes the drink* I'll call it, the new 7up PLUS. =)

[Lord Draud]

*looks at the twitching person on the floor....* " hmm i think i will take a sample of that for my lab" * walks over to the kitchen and starts ordering zombies about*

[Astrolounge]

(Me or the drink?)
*Spasms violently, then lies on his back foaming at the mouth and giggling.*
hehehehehehe… …caramel.
*Another violent spasm, causing a kick to Silver’s jaw.*
Oh no! not ake-ing! anything but being ake-ed!
ummmmm...
http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/confused.gif Bwaa? http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/confused.gif

[silverDistortioN]

i'm ake-ed! ^.^
*shakes his moneymaker!*

..........................

*is arrested for counterfeiting*

[Astrolounge]

...Interesting...

[Giea]

*takes a chunk of Astrolounge* Ummm.. I'll be doing some akeing in my lab. I'll tell you once I'm done.

[Astrolounge]

Yes... Sense.
And you can go jump on your nuts and die Giea.

[Giea]

Even though that sounds like it really hurts.. it sounds merely impossible.

[Lord Draud]

well it is possible to sit on your own nuts ( as any guy can tell you hurts like a &%@%) unless you have a medical condition i don't think you can jump on your own nuts... any way * goes into his lab and starts to experiment on the substence* "hmm........ yes.....indeed....." * pours some on a zombie and watchs as it twichs like mad then drops like a sack of hammers* hmmmmm well then it seems that i have a new soft drink to patent

[silverDistortioN]

unless you have a medical condition i don't think you can jump on your own nuts...*slices off his nuts* (HIS... not mine.)

wanna take that back now? ^.~

[TrueSephiroth]

*Pops back in after weeks away*

Hehe hehe.

Sorry for being gone for no good reason besides loss of interest. Jetblue is about the only one who can really keep that going.

Ohh and sorry Locke for hijacking the thread. It was quite an interesting story now wasn't it.

We should make another thread where we can continue the thread.

I just poped in to tell yall I ain't dead. I've rediscovered console games and have been adicted to css and waiting for HL2.

Ohh Got a new system coming too. Ksaa will be drooling: Athlon 3400 64 Bit (939 pin), Asus board, 1 gig of 3200 ram, 120Gig Hd, DVD Burner from Plextor, cool lan party case with matching keyboard, mouse, and speakers. Gonna take the mobo, ram, and chip outta it and stick it in my system YEEHAAW! $560 after rebates could not pass up two day special ended last night. Sorry.

[Giea]

*slices off his nuts* (HIS... not mine.)

wanna take that back now? ^.~Isn't your nudering appointment soon? :-P

[silverDistortioN]

part of me wants to beat you for wanting to neuter me, the rest of me wants to beat you for wanting to NUDER me.

anyway... nuder...
http://sixty9.servebeer.com/menaked.gif

[Astrolounge]

I don't mean land your feet on your nuts!
I mean leap in the air and land on your crotch, like on a bar or something...
Jeaze... Draud, since you were even remotely close, I owe you a coke.
*Throw's a can to Draud.*

[Lord Draud]

*disintergrates the vile stuff* i am a pepsi lich and you will find that if you wave that stuff around here to much you will get into a acedent

[silverDistortioN]

at least he's not mad at me for choppin' his nuts off. >.>

[Lord Draud]

well i can't use them anyway there dead

[silverDistortioN]

but it's the principle of the matter!

[Lord Draud]

fine i will kill you if you want * casts wither organ on silvers crotchtikular place* there now you will die cause you will comit suicide!

[silverDistortioN]

*notices no difference and continues eating pie*

if you look at it at the right angle, it looks kinda bigger, actually...

[Astrolounge]

Fine Pepsi it is.
*Throws can so it cleverly ricochet's off Draud's head to land in front of him*
I don't know these things. I'm not a mind reader. Well not a very good one.
(I was going to put Pepsi at first, but then it doesn't sound like Mr. Burns)

[Giea]

Astrolounge, I don't get it =(. *Continues to eat Silver's pie.*

[Astrolounge]

What don't you get? The fact that I am insane and rarely make much sense?
Or how a can of Pepsi can ricochet off a liches' skull?
I fear you will have to be more specific.:wonder:

[silverDistortioN]

Astrolounge, I don't get it =(. *Continues to eat Silver's pie.**orgasms!* ^.~

[Astrolounge]

Filthy...

And I have never noticed much differince between Pepsi and Coke.
Well Pepsi is thicker, but their taste differs little in my opinion.
However I have filed away your tastes for future reward giving oppertunities.
To each his own I suppose.

[Giea]

Oh, okay I still don't get the connection to Pepsi and pie. *continues knawing on silvers leg.*

[Astrolounge]

I don't recall talking about pie recently, I am kind of hungry though...

The first part of my last post is in regards to silver's,
and the rest is about Draud's whining.
That clear things up for you Giea?

[Giea]

Silver was talking about pie. And then abruptly you changed it to Pepsi. =P

[silverDistortioN]

filthy!?! it's a beautiful thing, dammit!!!

...and pepsi has a higher concentration of sugar whereas coke tastes more like coke. also, coke makes the back of my throat feel funny after i drink too much of it.

[Giea]

If you drink to much Pepsi I heard there's a thing in there that can make you blow up. =P

[silverDistortioN]

is it grenades?! =o

[Nall]

actually, it's a nuclear(is that the correct spelling?) reaction which could cause a horrific destruction of a state, and the radiation could spread all over the country causing a worse suffering death.

[silverDistortioN]

and for this reason, pepsi is the superior softdrink.

[Astrolounge]

Nall; You only think it's spelled wrong because of Nuklearpower.com

Giea; I was speaking about Draud's previous comments about his hatred of coke.

Silver; Most carbonated beverages make my throat feel funny. Or where you refering to the afterburn of Coke? Because they both have that effect for me.

As to Giea's other comment; I think you mean the eating pop rocks and drinking cola myth.

Caramel.

[Nall]

I thought it was spelled wrong because I don't remember how to spell it. plus it might have to do with this
Peter Griffin: It's not "nuclear", it's "nucular"... the "s" is silent.

[silverDistortioN]

Silver; Most carbonated beverages make my throat feel funny. Or where you refering to the afterburn of Coke? Because they both have that effect for me.no, it's unique to coke and coke alone... not even cherry coke or vanilla coke will do it. (not sure about diet... i can't stand to drink the stuff.)

it leaves this strange residue at the back of my throat... which has this disgusting texture to it.

[Astrolounge]

Maybe your just immune to the one Pepsi has somehow, It's not important.
That "Stuff" is mucus and cola acid, that's why it feels slimy and burny.
I think it's put in because drinking more cola makes it go away temporarily.
At least Coke doesn't have it's old "Secret Ingredient."

PS: Is "Burny" a word?

[silverDistortioN]

That "Stuff" is mucus and cola acid, that's why it feels slimy and burny.i knew this, i just didn't want to say it on account of how disgusting it is.

[Giea]

i knew this, i just didn't want to say it on account of how disgusting it is.Yeah, me too >.> it's not that slimey, I think.

[Astrolounge]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Astrolounge
That "Stuff" is mucus and cola acid, that's why it feels slimy and burny.

i knew this, i just didn't want to say it on account of how disgusting it is.
I know its KIND of gross, thats why I said "mucus" instead of "snotwad" or "loogie."
And to be fair I did try to avoid saying it at all by calling it "Afterburn," (which is indeed what I have always reffered to it as.)

Also if it's NOT slimy then there is something wrong with you, or you have a very hardcore difinition of "slimy."
Thank you, I'll stop my mini-rant now.

[silverDistortioN]

it's more disgusting when you go into detail, whether you call it mucus or magical fairy juice or whatever.

and also... i've never heard anyone call it afterburn before. interesting. =)

[Yuffie]

Lucozade clogs up your arteries, turns you orange and makes you double jointed. :)

All this from my research on Silver. :)

[silverDistortioN]

my arteries are clogged?! =o
*suffers a heart attack and dies* x.x

__________________

<too lazy to make an orange fox>
(|) <-- orangy goodness! o.o

[TrueSephiroth]

Aww its a poor dead fox.

*casts life 2*

Well your health and all ailments are restored and cured.

I finally got tired of waiting, Ksaa and JetBlue just stood there and never did anything. I kinda liked it because it was nice and quiet. But I figured I needed to do something. They are still out there waiting for something.

[Astrolounge]

"Afterburn," is a word we made up where I live, it comes from "Aftertaste."


Lucozade clogs up your arteries, turns you orange and makes you double jointed.
The last one is actually kind of good. I have double jointed wrists, does anyone else have double jointed somethings?.

[jetblue]

*what do you mean never did nothing? I got killed by jason back there. I hope Ksaa come's back. But anyway.......*



jetblue's ghost hover's around the tavern. Watch's as Silver drops to the ground dead and hover's over in an attempt to posses the corpse. He is stopped as Silver is brought back to life by TrueSephiroth.
jetblue floats over to one of the Zombies and attempts to gain control of the decomposing flesh. His reasons for trying to return to the living are unknown.

[Kilu]

magical fairy juice
I hope I'm not the only one who finds this very amusing. In a numerous ways.

[Astrolounge]

I find it amusing in many ways,
and disturbing in several others...

*Sets fire to True Sephiroth's hair*

[silverDistortioN]

i thought a few people might find that disturbing when i was writing it... but i figured if anyone did, it wouldn't be my fault.

[Astrolounge]

It's more funny than disturbing, but still, it creates strange images in your head.

[Lord Draud]

* sees jets ghost and asks him what happend* " all you needed to do was to say my name and i would show up, but no you prolly had to go pick and pick with sme one and you lost even though you thought you were winning didn't you? didn't you? now look you undead like me but only less powerfull.......wait a sec i can control you now due to my mastery of the undead ........meh you can do what you want i have no need for you"

[Astrolounge]

Sorry in advance but...
[PETTY QUIBBLE]
Holy craps Draud... I am normally VERY tolerent to spelling errors, and I could figure out the gist of what you ment, except for the "Pick and pick with sme one" Did you mean "Pick a fight with someone?" Because that was pretty bad... even for you.
[PETTY QUIBLE/]

*Picks up something off a table*
What is this, Wine in a box? I hate it when an industry gets lazy.
*Drinks*
Nope. ...Varnish.
*Collapses to the floor*

[jetblue]

jetblue try's to enter the Zombie but is interupted by Lord Draud. jetblue is puzzled that Lord Draud is the only one who can see him but remember's that undead can see other undead.

jetblue is further puzzled by the remark's of one of the tavern's patrons.
Magical Fairy Juice? Hover's above the room hopeing someone will explain or
astral PM if it is to dirty.http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/smile.gif But the only thing that come's to mind is tree sap.

Hear's Astrolounge criticize Lord Draud and set TrueSephiroth's hair on fire. Goes over to the stool Astrolounge is sitting on and reaches for one of the metal legs. The metal rust's and corrode's causing Astrolounge to fall. Spilling his drink.

[Astrolounge]

*While falling Astrolounge grabs a table, causing the flagons on it to sail into the air, hit the celing fan which causes it to fall on top of Draud, and continue down into the basement, where it hits one end of a conveniantly laid board, making it spin up out of the basement and wedge into the roof, allowing a convenient handhold for Astrolounge to use to keep from falling, and at the same time breaking a keg open on top of TrueSephiroth's head, extinguishing the flames.*

-Pause-

...Yup, MEANT to do that...

[TrueSephiroth]

I'm vary calm when set aflame aren't I.



Astrolounge don't you know its hazardous to
F*** With a DemiGod!!

First your legs will be broken, then your back, your lungs ripped out through your mouth, after your dead the first time I'll bring you back again, then after letting you burn to death i'll bring you back again just to slice you in half!
And if your lucky I might let you live with limited motor skills.

*Proceeds with very complex death of Astrolounge*

Lets him live with extreme disfigurement and left in a that classic StarTrek wheel chair (you know where that captain is stuk in it with just a beeping light to tell about something, they made fun of it on south park last week too)

Have fun being miserable.

*Phases from existense then back with hair restored*
Ahh much better.

[Astrolounge]

*Sephiroth vanishes in a flash of green light.*
Sephiroth, perhaps you are learned in the ways of contingincy spells? Opon laying a threating hand upon me your soul is instantaniously torn from your body and cast into the depths of the nine hells. And I am teleported without error to safety. Even a demi-god cannot leave the horror that is Pandimonium, you are to be chased by the Chaos Hound for all enternity. (In case your wondering, the Chaos Hound is fully capable of slaughtering from existance a full-fledged god, and has in the past.)

[TrueSephiroth]

(Your a sneaky bastard)

*Game Over screen from FF7 appears*

Ahh Crap! When was the last time I saved that stupid game at? Ohh yeah back at the island when they were sitting there doing nothing.

*Loads saved game*

Now to get back to the tavern and I can hopefully kick his ass. I've never heard of such a trick. Seems to be such an easy way out, even I know I can be defeated, that spikey haired punk proved that.

[Astrolounge]

The weakness of the contingincy spell is NOT TRIGGERING IT! They have a special condition that activates them, ie; below such and such amount of health or opon being hit. They only work once though. And I am not at the tavern, the second part of it teleported me a good ways away. MOST contingincy spells aren't that powerfull, and I can't set it again untill a LONG period of study, useually they make fireball explosions or some such thing. I should say it was actually the dismemberment part that caused it, so I still need to heal myself, which is rather hard when you can't move your arms...
So don't feel outdone, I'm still kind of f***ed. And I have to walk back now anyway. Your lucky, you can just re-load your game.

PS: Wizard's have never been known for a fair fight, and I don't have spikey hair.
Now which way was north... Ah crap! now I have to wait for morning, or find a big mossy tree... *Sleep in agony. HP and MP not restored, due to AGONY*

[Lord Draud]

*laugh* well done my freind but you must know the teh chaos hound, while fully able to kill a god it is ( last i heard ) roaming the reals again and not stuck in its cell since cyric the mad released him but a good try, oh look at the time its time for my prayers to Velsharoon ( fun fact i worship him in real life long story short its the best)

[Astrolounge]

Yes, but he owed me a favor. So he went back for that purpose and then returned to the realms later.

[Lord Draud]

ah, well then as imposible as that seems then ok ( unless you let him know the current wereabout of mask then its not so much impossible)

[jetblue]

Jetbluegeist is still hovering looking for a host to posses.
Finds and takes over a flea near the entrance.
Jump's into Silver's fur causing him to itch.

[Astrolounge]

*Morning*
Now where am I? lets see, that's east, so this is south.
*Walks off to the south (well, limps actually)*

*Comes upon a small town, picks up a newspaper from a stall, and reads it*
You know your in a small town when the headline reads "Vandels."
Oh, well what did those pesky buggers do now?

This says I am in Burken, Pemberton. Well that's just great. Now I have to find out where the hell Burken is...

[Lord Draud]

* goes off to find a band to play for the next few days* hmmm maybe i can book metallica? its not like i don't have the money, i like how i pick up some useless think wait 200 years and its pricless"

[Lord Draud]

why has no one posted since forever??? don't let it DIE!!!

[Astrolounge]

*Knocks over Draud while he makes his speech*
HI!

[Lord Draud]

ow i'll go back to my cooking now :(

[jetblue]

jetbluefleageist having gorged himself on Silver's blood,and gaining some power,jumps off and seek's another host. Still to weak to control anything larger than a mouse,he set's his eye's on a gnat that flew in when Astrolounge opened the front door.
With a gnat I can gain more power by eating something living instead of drinking. Plus I can sting.
jetbluefleageist leaps onto the bar to where the gnat is feeding on some spilled Lucozade. The possession is difficult and takes most of his power.
Now to give someone a welt!

[Lord Draud]

*notice the gnate being posesed* "sigh what a wast of a ghoust trying to build his way up" *casts empower undead on jet* that should let him take over one of my zombie but i hope he knows how to clean off table i am not gonna let him live in my zombie with out paying rent~!"

[Giea]

When will we have to stop *roleplaying* in here? :-/

[Astrolounge]

Stop roleplaying?
I am afraid I don't comprehend this statement.

[Giea]

It's like a never ending story.. =(

[Astrolounge]

You mean like the movie? Which, dispite it's title was only an hour or two long.
*Drinks healing potion*
Uaaghayaannagh! That's a foul aftertaste...

[jetblue]

While Giea is complaining,jetbluegnatgeist flies over to Giea's mouth and stings him on the tounge.









(Thanks Lord Draud. I have to figure how I am going to use my power in the story.http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/smile.gif)
(We have to role-play Giea. We already tried just hanging around the tavern getting tore-up drunk and it did'nt work. Start a poker or dart game.)

[Lord Draud]

*gets off the phone* "whoa every body i just booked Korn and metallica one week from now"

[Astrolounge]

I like Korn, and Matallica's older stuff is good.
And if a poker game, or Darts is starting then I want in.

[Lord Draud]

ooo i love poker i have the best poker face

[Astrolounge]

Yeah, well my face is all shrouded in shadows, so it's much the same situation.
*Starts looking for cards or darts.*

[Astrolounge]

*Looking under a table for darts*
Ah here we are!
*Holding twenty or so darts*
Umm... Why are so many darts stuck into the UNDERSIDE of this table?

[Lord Draud]

erm well you see there was this one guy TDK and well no one likes him so we took to throwing darts at him he used the table as cover

[Astrolounge]

Ah, of course.

[jetblue]

jetbluegnatgeist with his new power's,leaves the body of the gnat and floats to the upturned table with the darts on it.
He is now able to solidify and grab object's. And can be seen and heard...
"This is cool Lord Draud. But Im dripping with ectoplasm.",reaches for a dart,"let's play some dart's!....hey these are tranqualizer dart's. What were you guy's doing?"....

[Astrolounge]

Austlalian rules football.

[Lord Draud]

well we were not gonna kill him.....yet i was gona trank him and use his body in many experiments

[Astrolounge]

You know, you perform an awful lot of "experiments."
What are you doing anyway?
Or, do I even want to know?

[Lord Draud]

i am working on acending to godhood my self like my master Velsharoon befor me

[Astrolounge]

Yeah well, I prefer a more stable deity of magic myself.
Well emare.

[Ksaa]

((OOC: I'm back... i'm studing like mad for mt Certs in school... so it's burning me out bad.... BUT i'm using my free time to build up the stuff for my Char! yippy! i've already got enough to continue, but will keep at it))

[Astrolounge]

Uipv ibtu cffo dibmmbohfe up b nbhfefvl!

Anyway, I think i will have a nice beer now. :cheers:

Oi! Beer here!

[jetblue]

Jetbluegeist is awed as a large orb of blue light appears with a loud thunder and a gust of wind then Ksaa materializes already seated at the bar.
"Hi Ksaa.http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/smile.gif How's it going?",floats over to the bar,"Let me buy you a drink"
waves to Lord Draud to bring over 2 root beer's,"Put it on my tab Lord Draud"
"I think TrueSephiroth is lost in the Half Life 2 world",tries to eat peanuts from the bowl on the bar.
"Study hard. Im sure you will get high grades."

[Lord Draud]

i could lend you my magic tome that increases the IQ by 10-50 points * summons one of his zombies to deliver the pops " i am not sure you tap will work if your dead how will you pay?"

[TrueSephiroth]

You are right I have been lost in the world of Half Life 2. I would have bee back sooner but they recently realeased HL 2 death match.

Yay the missing component is here! Making it ,with the exception of steam, perfect!

Well where were we Astrolounge?

Ahh yes I had already started dismembering you!

*LAughs manicly!*

Lets take it from the top shall we!
*continues with plan of revenge for setting his hair ablaze*

Don't even try and use that counter spell again I've been watching you you haven't been studying at all lately.

[Astrolounge]

*Casts Flame Shield, and Stoneskin.*
Bite me, and get a sense of humor.

Anywho, I belive I was throwing darts.
*starts playing darts poorly*

[Lord Draud]

*casts animate object on the dart board* hmmmm if you say so i'm not a vampire but with a spell of kings bite i can be *bites astro* ah most interesting

[jetblue]

Astrolounge throws darts through jetbluegeist.
"Stop...that tickle's",
turn's invisable and watches as TrueSephiroth unleashes all kinds of attacks at Astrolounge.
"I will help you TrueSephiroth!",
jetbluegeist grabs a tranquilizer dart and throws it at Astrolounge but accidently hit's TrueSephiroth.
"Oh Shizite!, Im sorry", turns transparent and hides in the kitchen under a pizza slice.

[Astrolounge]

Thank good I cast Stoneskin. I wouldn't fancy being a vampire, or dismembered.
Getting low though...

*Watches his Flame Shield strike back.*

PS: It's contingency spell, not counter spell.

[Ksaa]

Walking through the door, Ksaa see a flame errupt from Astro toward TrueSephiroth, quickly shifting Classes to BlackMage and summons up a shortsword. At the moment of yelling the word, "Water!" a stream of water shoots form his hand onto the fire, sizzling it out and filling the room with steam.

[Astrolounge]

"Flame shield" is magical in nature, just summoning up water won't put it out.
It mimics the damage done to me, to my attacker. I don't belive it actually inflicts a burn or anything like that. The name is just a referance to how it looks really. I had better take it down, lest it might inadvertantly damage the beer.
*Dispels Flame Shield.*

*Hurls ninja-like smoke bomb to the ground and vanishes from the tavern.*

[Ksaa]

((: Just and FYI :) i'm a Black mage and that was not just water :) ish magically summoned :) ))

[Astrolounge]

My point is it's not actually fire...
But it's gone now anyway.
Along with me...

[jetblue]

As things calm down in the tavern jetbluegeist comes out of his hiding place under the pizza slice.
Drifts over to Lord Draud and solidifies.
"What a mess...I'll help out and get a mop."
"Next time you guy's take it outside",a potted plant goes flying in his direction.

[Ksaa]

"poo" Ksaa said plopping into a chair sternfaced and arms crossed. "But it's no fun with out massive destruction!" Shifting over to an Archer class he gets up and challenges a customer to a dart game, and after winning the gil flip, he proceeds to instantly win the game with a QudraShot using three darts.

[Lord Draud]

tsk tsk tsk i can beat that * casts animate object on the darts and tells them to hi the red dot in the center of the board mean while uing a mage hand to knock your darts off target* "oh don't worry about the mess *waves his hand and all the dirt and such is cleaned up* "being a mage i know a few cleaning spells to keep my lab steril"

[jetblue]

jetbluegeist is amazed at that instant cleanup.
"WoW. That saved me a lot of work. Now we can concentrate on decorating the Tavern for christmas."
"You guy's stop playing darts and Ksaa go get us a tree and TrueSephiroth go get some light's and ornament's."
"Astrolounge make us some egg nog and cookies.",yells up at air because he knows astrolounge is watching all through his magic reflective koi pond.
"Lord Draud get the zombies to string lights outside and help me put up the tinsel and wreaths on the wall's."
"We got to decorate for the patrons or you will lose out on the busyest and most profitable time of the year."drifts over to cellar to get out the lifesize santa and sled to put on the roof.

[Lord Draud]

ooo i can also get banshys to wail christmas carols!

[Ksaa]

"aww!! dat aint fair!" Ksaa gave cross face and walked out.
Later he came to a xmas looking tree. "DOH! I fergit da dang saw!" After thinking for a bit he Shifted over to a Soilder class, and used Power Break on the tree. The ShortSword hit the tree and for a second nothign happened, but then there was a loud crack and the base exploded, felling the tree, but with also with bearly no base.
After getting back with dragging the tree, he walked in and annouced: "here's ya tree! err.. sorry for the base thing.... ya might wanna be carefull setting dat ting up."

[Astrolounge]

*Several muticoloured bubbles appear on the table obscuring it from view,
then they pop one at a time revealing several trays of food, beer and eggnog.*

(Disembodied Postscript) It's a mirror, not a pond.
Mirrors seem far more cool somehow.

[TrueSephiroth]

How dare you order me around!

I'll go get'em. Back in a minute.

*heads to back store room of the tavern*
*sees a zombie sitting on the card board ornament box with shards of ornament sticking out*
*slightly muffled boom comes from the back and a decayed skull roles out from the back room*

Well nothing happened to the lights at least. I have my huge ass collection of mastered and spawned materia that we can use for the ornaments. Starts putting hooks through the low level materia that has little value.

This outta be one powerful Christmas tree!
As far as trees are concerned anyway.

[jetblue]

Jetbluegeist sits and gazes at the slightly burnt but beutiful materia x-mas tree. TrueSephiroth touches some of the materia causing it to flicker on and off. Blue,white,green,and red light shines all over the tavern.
"That is one fine looking tree. All we need is something to top it",floats over to the table and pick's up a cup of egg nog.
"How about a paper toonbery cut out or a plastic chocobo with its wing spread out",takes a sip of egg nog and it goes through his mouth and onto the floor.
"This is good stuff. Lots of nutmeg and brandy. Just the way I like it",
looks out the window,"Hey its snowing outside. Look's like a blizzard"
floats out the door and grabs some snow from the ground and makes a nice compact snowball.

[Lord Draud]

hmm i know *takes out a onyx star and cast a spell on it making it glow with a purple light* the perfect thing to put on top* flys up to the top and places it on* what sorta of "useless" matria did you use?

[TrueSephiroth]

Just low level stuff thats useless to me.

Alot of Chocobo lures, alls, slash alls, fires, ices, lightings, chomogs, and several other simple less powerfull materia. You know useless stuff.
I'm just interested in Master Magic, Summon, and Command.

*floats out into the blizzard to put up the lights around the tavern*

[Lord Draud]

hmm i always wanted to play with fire materia all take a all as well now lets see if i can use it to power a new golem i have been working on

[Astrolounge]

*Scying on scene*
Uh-oh.
Somebody tackle him!

[Lord Draud]

*seeing the scrying focas send a astral finger to poke out astro's eye!* MWA HE hA hA ha ha take that you fooling peeping tom

[jetblue]

jetbluegeist see's TrueSephiroth string lights outside.
Turn's invisable and hits him with a snowball on the back.
Makes another snowball and throws it through the open taven door at Lord Draud. Hopeing Truesephiroth will be blamed.http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif

[Astrolounge]

*seeing the scrying focas send a astral finger to poke out astro's eye!* MWA HE hA hA ha ha take that you fooling peeping tom Peeping Tom would imply your naked, and trust me when I say no astral finger would be needed to destroy my eyesight if I saw you in the buff.

Anywho, *Creates globes of floating light to drift around the tavern fadeing from colour to colour slowly*
There now no one can say I'm not helping.

Whats that? Why it sounds like a call on the wind...
Could it be the nigh mythical words of awe inspireing awe?

Beer Run!

IT IS!
*Bolts off at a speed normally reserved for dragsters toward the beer mart.*

[Lord Draud]

whooo the all time candain drink BEER! good beer too 7.1%

[Ksaa]

"pff." Ksaa said, reaching into this white robe of the White MAge's class he pulls out a bottle of holy water. "anybodbod up fer one??"
After a quick laugh, Ksaa crossed his face again. "Whuddacha laugh 'bout?! dis is 110 proof!! might na kill dey zombies... but it WILL give dem quite a hangover!"

[Astrolounge]

American proof, or Canadian proof?
*Still hurtuling toward the beer mart*

[Lord Draud]

lol 120 canadian proof moonshine from the noofy land if you don't want to drink it you can use it as fule for your car

[Astrolounge]

*Skids to a halt in front of a liquor store.*
Ah, Nirvana at last...
*Looks at a banner strung up in the window anouncing some type of charity event called, "Drink A Keg For Katie!"*
.
.
.
I have a very good feeling about this...
*Enters store.*

PS: I think you mean "Newfie."

[jetblue]

jetbluegeist after throwing snowballs at everyone,even at passing traffic breaking there headlights and then turning invisable so TrueSephiroth who is stringing lights get's yelled at,decides to make a snowman and posses it.
During the possesion the snowman changes shape to more like a snow Golem.
"HA HA! I have icicles for teeth and tree trunks for arms!",armed with snowballs with broken glass in them jetblueicegeist decides to get revenge on the one that killed him.
But will wait till after new years and goes around to the backyard to gather wood for the winter equinox bonfire and feast.

[Astrolounge]

Hmm... Who did kill you anyway?

Because of jetblue hitting a car with a snowball, I am reminded of a tale me father used to tell, of his days as a lad...

The Tale Of The Last Straw.

Note; this is told from his perspective, as he told it to me, word for word as best I can remember. And it's not told nearly as seriously as the wording might indicate in parts...

It was early in January, around the 7th If I recall, that me and my good friend Mark were walking down the rural highway. I hadn't seen him in a long while as his family had moved away a number of years ago. But we had grown up together, and had met at a new years party just that year.
As we walked and talked we remembered some of the less than brilliant things we had done, including, snowballing passing cars.
Well, I suppose in an effort to relive fond memories, Mark whipped a wad of snow at the next car that passed us by.
You see, this was our mistake. we had naturaly assumed the car would keep driving on it's way. No, that's not what happened at all.
The car SLAMMED on the brakes, and out came the man who had been driving.
Holding an AXE.
And he did come at us, leaving his truck sideways in the middle of the road, and a look that said without a doubt, he WOULD kill us if he caught us. It had to have been simply the last straw for him, I don't know if his wife left him, or his dog died or what. But he was not in a right state of mind that's for damn sure.
Well we as you might expect, RAN LIKE HELL. And he was chasing us too, we were cutting across fields, and vaulting the cow fences, and this bastard was fast too. Eventually he lost sight of us I suppose, but we ran the kilometer back into town and to Marks house as it was closer.

To this day, I have never thrown snowballs at cars. Now maybe you know why I don't want to ever see YOU doing it.
Understand me?

I can't be sure it's true of course, but I believe him.

[Yuffie]

*Slaps santa hats on everyone*

OK it's nearly christmas and we're gonna enjoy it dammit whether you all like it or not!! :D

Now start celebrating, it's happy hour!!! Well. Almost.

[Lord Draud]

* goes and fills a bath tub with jd and starts soaking* ah since i can't drink i will absorb!

[TrueSephiroth]

That reminds me of something my physics teacher said: "Ladies you won't learn this by putting the book on top of your head and hoping osmosis will take over." :)

*Finishes with the lights*

Well your having fun at my expense again.

*Casts Ice3 on JetBlue*

Now that your a frozen block have fun.

[Yuffie]

What confuses me is why the teacher said "ladies" :rofl:

[jetblue]

**yeah ,why "ladies"?I cant belive I missed that**


Unable to move,jetblueicegeist leaves the body of the snow golem.
He remains invisable as TrueSephiroth goes back inside the tavern,afraid of his wrath.
"Damn it will take weeks for the block of ice to melt"
"Might as well build another snow man. This time I will make it out of colored snow as to blend in with people."
Goes into the tavern to look for food coloring,
"OH MY GOD....what are you doing Lord Draud!?!",watches him soak in a tub of whiskey.
"Your pickeling yourself in alcohol? Is that your secret to Immortality? And lower yourself more in the tub I can see....I think I see....Is it?",covers eye's,"just tell me where the food coloring is."

[Astrolounge]

*Astro is talking to a charity premoter*
So let me get this straight...
I don't have to run anywhere, don't have to jog.
All I have to do is drink a free beer and the beer company donates a buck to Katie, wo is in an iron lung.

SIGN ME UP!

*Sends a messege back to the tavern*
Hey everybody come down here its "drink a keg for Katie"
Yep drink a beer and money gets donated.
*Pause while someone on the other end says something*
Who the F*** cares who Katie is! It's free beer you idiot!

Woo! :cheers:

[Lord Draud]

the food couloring is in the kitchen right next to the bleach and msg

[Ksaa]

"ooh, Beech en message!!" Ksaa runs off to the back to get the beech and message, but comes back, "Err... which way is da beech? and whoza got de message?"

[oneforthelord]

*oneforthelord walks into the Tavern*

Hey, there sure is a lot of weird stuff going on in this tavern.

*turns to bartender* Are you guys certified? You need a permit to have all this weirdness

[Astrolounge]

*sigh*
Hang on... it's umm, In my other robes.
Let me just get that for you.

*runs off with several cases of beer.*

[TrueSephiroth]

Jeez its not hard to imagine that in a classroom situation that a group of girls would talk together and not pay attention to the class.
I thought I would have had to explain osmosis not that.

JetBlue how are you going to color that snowman anything close to a human without knowing the absolute perfect shades of colors needed out of the 3 primaries? Just leave it as white snow it won't be much different.

Besides who killed you anyway I can't remember? Wasn't me, we became kinda like buddies.

[Jupeter]

Astrolounge and his several cases of beer run into a little bother when they encounter the alcoholic that people call 'Jupeter'.

"Hey you there" shouts Jupeter, "who me" Astrolounge replies with a scared look on his face and begins to run away, but Jupeter is in hot persuitand he begins to yelp "give me those beverages" repeatedly

[Astrolounge]

*Casts wall of force to stop the crazed drunk*
If you want beer, here you go.*Hands him a 6 pack*

*Starts jogging back to the tavern. Stops to pick up a large jug 'o' rum.*

[oneforthelord]

*Sits down at the bar*
Do you guys have milk? Er it's not for me, it's for my kitties :cat: :cat2: :D Of course if you have extra I won't let it go to waste :spin:

[jetblue]

jetbluegeist while using Lord Draud's oversized mortar and pestel mixing various food colorings is approached by TrueSephiroth.
"Im trying to mix red with stuff to make pink for my skin then Ill use black for hair green for eyes and find a suit and hat and no one will recognise me.",stir's the colors. Adds some coca-cola.
"Or I'll end up one huge colored snowcone",add's some bleach.
"I got killed on that Island by some guy with a mask from one of the abandoned cabins. I was trying to find a way off the island after everyone got seperated.",adds some milk.
"But soon....I will get my REVENGE",stops stirring to make a evil laugh,"REVENGERS OF VENGENCE IS ALL I WILL UNLIVE FOR!",stop's laughing and adds some blue food coloring.
"Sorry I was laughing because....of....that episode of Sea Lab 2021 last night. They had Scuba Ninja's.",starts laughing,"Thats crazy as hell. Why would there be Scuba Ninja's?",adds somemaple syrup.

[Astrolounge]

*Arrives at the tavern holding a huge stack of two-fours above his head like some holy relic*
*Suddenly, a narators voice cuts in from nowhere in particular*
[Narator] And so, with the arrival of the holy umm, two fours of holieness,the populace did rejoice...
[Populace]yayy...
[Narator] Great entusiasm you half assed slackers...
Anyway, and the great drinking contest of the RPGN Tavern did commence it's beginulation.
I know what i said.

[Astro]*Lowering cases to the floor*
Umm, Who the hell was that?
Oh displaced voice... ...Where are you?

*A keg floats in behind him*
Oh, yeah, I got this too.
Don't dent it or I won't get my deposit back.

[Yuffie]

*sits in the corner guzzling a dangerous combination of lucozade, red bull and some rip off red bull drink called red cockerel*

You know...I suddenly realised how out of place it is for me to be here. I'm a serving wen- a waitress in a tave- stylish wine bar and I don't drink any alcohol. *explodes*

[Astrolounge]

*Stashes some liquor away for Bavie-Namo*

[Lord Draud]

!! now tahts odd.....yes we are certifide to be odd and or weird..i am a lich you know i ahve to have a type 8 on me at all times, thanks for the booz man but set it over there ....watchs jetblue as he is mixing....you know taht sorta the same stuff i used to make that nytro i have in some cross bow bolts i ha........*BOOOOM!*

[Astrolounge]

NOOOOOOO!!!!
*Dives across the room to shield the beer with his body*
Watch it!

*Get's up and casts enlarge on the fridge so it will hold more beer, and fills it*
mmm, Beer...

[Draud] You bought 40 cases of beer?
[Astro] The're open 24-7 we can go back later.
[Draud] Ok, good.
I was worried for a minute there.

[Ksaa]

Shifting over to his Chemist Class, ksaa takes two kegs and begins to work experiments on them, but turns back after a small explosion that turned his face black and his hair standing on end. "Err.... nevermind dat... nothing serous.. remember i HAF mastered dis class." He turned back and within a few minutes, he piped up "EUREKA! Pure Distilled Beer! 100% alcohol is not as pure as dis stuff!!"

[Lord Draud]

hmm i might wanna go for a soak in that later lol but now i have to fix that hole in the floor and i don't have a mending or make whole spell handy

[TrueSephiroth]

Hmm well So you can have proper revenge instead of that crappy snowman revenge Time to live.

*Casts Life 2 On JetBlue*

Now go forth and get drunk then kill that dude!

Hey Yuffie or whats left of you. Try this next time with your Lucozade.
*hands her a Bottle of Bawls*

I have yet to try the stuff and I was saving that for later so I could stay up all night but looks like you should have something a little less intence. This tuff adds a small berry taste. If you really want to have fun with it put a few Bawls mints in with it and have a Bubbling Blue Bawls!

PS: Bawls is pronounced "balls".

[jetblue]

jetbluegeist adds some baking soda to the mortar.
As he's mixing it,TrueSephiroth holds out his hand and a red light emanates from a small materia orb embedded on his sword sheathed on his back.
Suddenly jetbluegeist begins to show a outline of a skeleton then covered in a red mass of flesh then pink skin emerges.
"Holy crap Im alive again!",gazes at his new naked body,"Wow thanks. You know this would'nt have happened If my old body was still around. But I saw that guy boil me in a pot and ate everything then throw my bones in the fireplace."
walks from behind the mortar showing all to the patrons causing Yuffie to faint. "Opps. I better find some cloth....",the energy from TrueSephiroths spell reacted to the contents of the mortar.
"Now why is that stuff bubbleing?",stands closer to look inside....
!!!!!KABOOOOOM!!!!!!!
The explosion sends jetblue flying across the tavern crashing through the front window and lands on some yellow snow. Passing cars honk and throw beer cans.

[Yuffie]

*opens her eyes again, sees Jet, sniggers and wags her little finger at him* :rofl:

[Astrolounge]

Cover your shame!
*Creates a globe of darkness to cover up jetblue*

Thats better.

*Chugs a beer*

[Lord Draud]

i have an old robe of the arch magi around ehre if you want and what are you sniggering at yuffie its cold in here every one knows about shinkage right? and mononut?

[Yuffie]

...yeah...sure I know about those things.

*sniggers further* :D

[Giea]

Yeah yeah.. black mage mmhmm..

*contines sniggering with Yuffie*

[jetblue]

jetblue rises from the snow picking off glass from his body.
"Why could'nt that have happened when I was still a ghost",staggers through the front door.
"What? Never seen a naked man before?",grabs a serving tray from one of the zombies to cover his privates. staggers towards the bar.
"I see the blast did'nt affect you TrueSephiroth. As always",sits on top of a keg to gather himself. Reaches for the nozzel and starts to drink.
"Now that Im alive there's no way Im going back to that Island",drinks more.
"That guy was huge and stronger than you TrueSephiroth,Lord Draud,and everyone else in this bar put together",get's up and moves to the kitchen.
"Hey Lord Draud Im gonna borrow one of your aprons. And your beret. And your flip flops",looks through kitchen.

[Lord Draud]

childish its only skin and hair not that diffrent then a underarm or your head

[Yuffie]

*sniggers at Lord Draud*

TEEHEE!! Look! Skin and hair!!! :rofl:

Hey wait those gross and unhygienic!

*throws a dishcloth at him*

[TrueSephiroth]

Your just saying that so we'll go back there and kick his @$$ for you. Not gonna work my friend I don't care to fight that battle for you.

[Ksaa]

Ksaa puffed up, "HEY!! thas not fair! i dunnot masted me classes yet!"

[Lord Draud]

i am undead its not like any of it works anymore geez and stop stareing!

[oneforthelord]

*cautiously peeks over an upturned tabletop*
Have the explosions stopped? Thank goodness I missed them nekkid peoples. It's hard on the stomach, and I don't wanna waste me lunch :rofl:

*spots Lord Draud*
Egads, undead skin and hair! O_O

*hollers to Yuffie*
You think that's real hair or did he stick on some stuff that came from the floor of a barber shop? :D:D:D

[Astrolounge]

*Gets up from pile of broken empty bottles*
Ow, some of it got in my mouth...

*Sees a keg leaking onto the floor*
NO! KEGGER! Not Kegger!
*Holding the keg like some kind of wounded war buddy*
Don't worry, You will be remembered as a hero.
*The keg bleeds dry*
NOOOOO!!!! :bawl:

*Puts up an medal engraved with the image of a keg on the tavern wall and salutes it*
You were the greatest keg of them all.
A good freind, a sturdy stool when we ran out of chairs, and you came with a cool funky coloured tap.
And most importantly, you stayed full, even in the most depressing of times.

*...moment of silence... ...for the keg...*

We will always remember, the brave keg who lost his tasty, beery, goodness in the taven explosion of 2004.

*Goes of into the corner to morn the loss of his keg, and his deposit on it*

[jetblue]

jetblue comes out of the kitchen wearing 2 aprons. One in front and one in back.
"There I stoped most of the bleeding and covered myself up pretty good.",goes under the bar and brings up a tool box.
"Hey Lord Draud Im gonna borrow your screw driver to start my car",walks toward tavern door making noise with his flip flops.
"Oh and let me use your sword for a minute TrueSephiroth",before TrueSephiroth could answer,jetble removes the long sword from his back sheath and heads out the door.
"Damn this blizzard is getting worse!",looks for his car.
"Wha?....Where is my damn car! I just bought it!",look's everywhere.
"The only one that has my keys is....",jetblue stops as a man approaches the tavern wearing a pea coat,skull cap and holding a cane.

[Lord Draud]

* casts silence on the bar for one minute* there noware we done? i can mend the kegg now i preped the spell * casts mending on the keg making it good at new* now lets see .....*snaps his fingures summoning robes staff and other wizardly items* there better now

[TrueSephiroth]

No I'm still not coming with you to that damn island.

I call you, Masamune!

*sword quickly flys back through the door to it's sheath*

Good sword.

Now I know why I did't like him to much in the first place. He takes stuff without asking and getting the proper reply.

*Mind slaps JetBlue*

That'll learn ya!

[Astrolounge]

You can put the keg back in the keg, but you can't put the beer back in the keg.
Ummm... What? http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/confused.gif http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/ponder.gif:confused:

Hooray Kegger! Ye pulled through!

[jetblue]

"OWWW! Sword burn",jetblue goes back in the tavern to where TrueSephiroth is drinking his sake.
"I was gonna bring it back",grabs a cold beer to ease the pain on his hand.
"Im sorry. I wont take anything else without asking",
"I guess you'll want these back then",throws TrueSephiroth's coin sack on the table. And his keychain with a small plastic figure of yuffie. And his silver fountain pen.
"Ther's no way Im going back to that Island. I dont have a death wish. I should go back to the beach and get that limo since my car is gone",sips at the beer.
"But this blizzard is bad and the roads are probably closed",pauses for a while..
"Want to go to the Island?"

[Ksaa]

Ksaa sniggered, and said "i'd go! but it's not like i'm all THAT powerful yet... btw do you want these back?" JetBlue turned to Ksaa, who was in a Theif class, and holding up two aprons. "Dun mean i'm not skilled, tho..."

[Lord Draud]

its like a bunch of kender! i will go, its been a while since i leveld a island like they do in DBZ i have been working on this new spell called HADOKEN!

[Astrolounge]

Really? And all I have to work with is this lousey old Hellball...

PS:
hmm i might wanna go for a soak in that later lol but now i have to fix that hole in the floor and i don't have a mending or make whole spell handy

Wait, but if that' true, how could you have cast it on the keg, you would need to be...

*Keg bursts into disrepair again*
Dammit! I have to remember not to question illogic!

[Lord Draud]

i used a scroll i found it in the pocket of my robes

[jetblue]

"AH! My aprons!",grabs them and goes under the table
"If we go to the Island I want to go in that",points towards the back window where in the backyard a strange shape is forming in the snow. Almost invisable.
"Come'on TrueSephiroth let me use your Tachikoma",looks at him with pleading eye's.
"I would of borrowed it earlier when I took your key's but I cant deactivate the cloaking",beg's more.
"Ill wash it when Im done",all TrueSephiroth does is drink from his sake cup ignoreing jetblue.
"Ill even vaccum",pauses..
"Its powerful enough to kill that guy. Dont you want me to be victorious in battle?",jetblue refills TrueSephiroth's empty cup with warm sake.
"Im Insured!",.....






*Tachikoma-spider like robot tank from "ghost in the shell"

[Ksaa]

((OOC: hehe!! i lik ethat show! i've even got a class starting for the show just before it!.... FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST! LOL!!))

[jetblue]

*Full Metal Alchemist is great! It was sad in tonights episode. That bastard fuseing his own daughter and dog to make a chimera*



Jetblue continues to whine and beg TrueSephiroth's for use of his Tachikoma.
"Alright Ill gamble you for it",reaches over to a empty bowl that TrueSephiroth had a rice cake in and gets 2 dice from behind the bar.
"Were going to play a old japanese game HANDA IkO CHO",starts to twirle the dice in the cup.
"If I get even numbers(handa) I win and if you get odd(cho) I will stop pestering you",twirles dice,"For a while",slams cup on table.
"I'll even let you lift the cup",smiles and is confident he is gonna win.....

[Lord Draud]

or i could teleport you there ( i have never seen the GITS show only the movie it rocks!)

[TrueSephiroth]

Well the Tachikoma isn't a toy it's got alot of firepower so just have some fun getting his arse. Here you go.

*hand him set of keys with a remote*

Careful thats one's got a fun personality so it might try and go off and leave you high and dry. I'm surprised it's even back there and not off somewhere else.

I can't even remember how I got that thing. Might have been a reject from Shinra's R&D labs.

[Astrolounge]

Bavie-Namo!! http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/dance.gif

*Walks off humming a tune to himself*
:note: It's the most, liqoured up time, of the year :note:
*Pulls out several bottles of powerful liqour*
*Downs one of the bottles and staggers backward into a table*

Good stuff!

:cheers:

[jetblue]

*I actually have to go through all that begging just to use my brothers silver Aztec suv. Its a chic magnet! Its the only vehical I will drive*




Jetblue suprised at TrueSephiroth's generosity,
"Great! Thanks! I..uh..guess you wont want to see whats under the cup then",slides the cup off the table slaming it on the wall.
"Now we have the fire power!",picks up and raises the keys and remote in the air,
"RPG FORCE ASSEMBLE! Lord Daud,Ksaa,Astrolounge,TrueSephiroth,you guy's in the corner,and everyone else that wants to come along.....FOR JUSTICE!"
"FOR ON THIS DAY....",look's over at calendar to find date to finish speech and see's circled in red and stars bavie-namo and drinkathon under it.
"UH....",lowers arm,"Today's a drink-a-thon? I thought we were gonna get tore-up drunk on the winter solstice?",looks confused,
"ah well...LET US DRINK! LET THE NIGHT OF A THOUSAND KEGS BEGIN!!!"
picks up a glass,"But first let us give a toast in rememberance to the galant sites that met there demise yesterday",raises glass,"We honour them for there bravery and may there sentences be lite and there legal fee's small",drinks then throw's glass on the ground.

[Ksaa]

"weeee!!!" Ksaa Shifted over to his Technicist Class, and proceed to open a hatch, and dig and pull, at the wires and curcit boards.
"HEEEY!!" he heard from outside the Tachikoma, after poping his head up and out, he said, "en hewwo to ewe! but dun wury i'll put back!! errr.. now where dud dis go?" there was a sizzle and a sudden flash as Ksaa siezed up and started smoking. "OW!!!"

[Lord Draud]

my forces are ready i have a few vampies, ghouls, a army of zombies and skeletens, wraiths, wights and cultests standing by the dead make better troops then the living they don't eat, sleep,rape, ask for money,question orders or any of the other pesky things mortals do

[Yuffie]

I wouldn't get magnetised by a vehicle. :p
But as for those vampires over there ;)

Hey quit running!! Get back here!!! :D
*chases after them*

[Astrolounge]

*Passed out amongst a pile of liquor bottles so that he is hardly even visible*
*Gets up quickly making it apper as if the mound of bottles came to life*
I'LL HELP!
Hmm... Bottles coming to life eh?
*Grins evily*

[jetblue]

*I havent done this in 4 years but did it all the time. Nosy neighbors would call police*



jetblue still groggy from the drinkathon calls everyones attention,
"Its almost dark. Everyone to the backyard. Its almost time",heads out to the back yard were there's a large pile of wood.
"I gathered this wood when I was a snowman",picks up an unlit torch.
"Everyone circle the wood",walks around the circle.
"This is the winter solstice. A day of power"
"When are ancestors would celebrate because of the world locked in snow"
"No one could travel so all stayed at home. Freinds family, always busy throughout the year are assembled. To celebrate!"
"Not even armies would go to war in winter so the land is at peace"
"Everyone quiet and listen. Do you hear the snow moving on the ground? Not even the wolf calls. The ears of the gods are open!",wind howls over the silent ground.
goes to TrueSephiroth and holds up the unlit torch. TrueSephiroth winks his eye and POP the torch is lit.
"Let us give thanks that we are all here and let the celebration begin!",tosses the lit torch in the woodpile and a great bon fire starts and warms everyone.
Zombies come out with a huge barrel of wine and some kegs. Another zombie lights a fire pit nearby to cook a cow on a spit.
Jetblue looks up at the Tachikoma,"Ksaa fire off some flares and turn the music up"
Astrolounge has a knife throwing contest with Yuffie. Bets are made.

http://www.lclark.edu/%7Ekrauss/hatchetweb/chapter2%20lorena/images/bonfire.jpg

*there's more rite's but there way to pagan*

[Yuffie]

*throws her knife inbetween Astro's toes on his left foot*

Do I win? :D
Where's my prize?!?! :D

And where'd those vampires run off to..? :(

[Ksaa]

"Sure ta dew!" Ksaa shifted over to his Black Mage class can spoke a word of power, rised his hands to the sky and summoned an Item, FlameToung, to cast Fire out of class before shifting back to the Technicist, and got fried again before hitting the "Lara's Party Mix" from "Tomb Raider" and sets a few songs from "The Matrix"
"YAY!!! ish da GOODEST!!" he says as he jumps down, and starts draw a Pentacle in the dirt, yet with nothing to write with, and on nonwritable ground.

((Tanks Yuffie for the idea on the music! ;) and a Pentacle is a symbol consisting up a star (upside down), inside a pentagon, inside another star, with the Symbols of the Four Elements, and the 'Ruler' of Spirit (not a REAL Ruler, but more like glue to the other four) ish my Religous Symbol ))

[Lord Draud]

the vampires are a waiting my command and till then have been melded with the earth what do you wish of the damned? to be embraced?

[Yuffie]

Psh, isn't it obvious I'm chasing them because...um....because...

because I WANT to chase them blatantly!

....

*wanders off*

[Astrolounge]

*Throws knife into the ground a few inches from Yuffies left foot*
Does anyone else know how "knife" works?

[Ksaa]

Ksaa, after finishing the Pentacle, as it glowed, Shifted to Archer Class, and summoned up a bunch of daggers. Useing two QudraShots she succeeded in pinning Astro to a wooden wall behind him. "Ewe tell me!"

[Yuffie]

I remember playing a game where 2 people faced each other a bit apart and took it in turns to throw a knife at the ground to the side of the other person's feet.

Then the person who had it thrown at them had to put their foot where the knife landed then they threw it etc.

As I recall....it was a really pointless and dangerous game...we must have been pretty bored. O.o

[FlashFirer]

I'm back! I dind't die at my dead random battles thread ^.^
Nobody misses me, but whatever. I'm back anyways!^^

[Astrolounge]

I remember playing a game where 2 people faced each other a bit apart and took it in turns to throw a knife at the ground to the side of the other person's feet.

Then the person who had it thrown at them had to put their foot where the knife landed then they threw it etc.

As I recall....it was a really pointless and dangerous game...we must have been pretty bored. O.o
Wow, that's exactally what I am refering to.
Except we used to play it from a good distance so you had to be damn good to get the thing to land point first.


Ksaa, after finishing the Pentacle, as it glowed, Shifted to Archer Class, and summoned up a bunch of daggers. Useing two QudraShots she succeeded in pinning Astro to a wooden wall behind him. "Ewe tell me!"
*Just steps away from the wall pulling the daggers out with him*
I never understood why some people think pinning someones clothes with daggers would keep them from moving...

[Lord Draud]

well it dose pin them if you have strong cloths, if not then yeah you can ust rip them and daggers if thrown hard make great pinning things. another pointless game is bloody knuckles,,,,

[Ksaa]

Watches as Astro walks form the wall with daggers stuck to him. "Whosa sayded i wanted ta KEEP ewe ferm walking aweh, ya just wanted ta know ifen anybody could Dagger Dance!"

[Yuffie]

So you see this is all backing our case that todays youth need more computer games! :D

People say how computer games encourage violence in shooting games etc. when really it seems they're stopping us from engaging in even more violent pastimes. :)

[Astrolounge]

True, kids left to their own devices create far worse things than video games ever could...

Lawn Darts for example.

[FlashFirer]

Yeah, this is so sad.
Things like that influenced me to write:
Ha Giea! Take this!
Giea: -3000 HP
Giea is now Dead
You win a Phoenix Down
You now have 300 Phoenix Down(s)

[Lord Draud]

lol video games reduce stress and the need to act out hate and anger...unless your me

[Yuffie]

Although video games have led to me realising just what is missing in life.

A memory card, background music and the need to never eat, sleep or use the toilet.

Magic powers and knowing kick ass moves would be good too! :D
At the moment I've only mastered to sharp knee in groin move, but it usually seems to suffice. :evilgrin:

[FlashFirer]

If I was in a video game, I would kick someone 3000 times and every time I make 3 HP damage, so that I could kill soemone by kicking...
I could even kill someone by poking!http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/eyepopping.gif
*continuously pokes Lord Draud until he's dead*

[jetblue]

jetblue still feeling hung over from the last weeks events,
"O.k. everyone lets start getting readyy for the RPGN Tavern christmas dinner",walks and moves garbage with his feet.
"Start cleaning up all the empty bottles and crisp wrappers",drags bar tables together and puts table cloths.
"Lord Draud prepare us a feast. With ham,goose,pasties,the works. And no zombie gooses or undead ham or pasties made from the blood of achelon. This is going to be a proper feast",looks at the soiled aprons he's wearing and missing a flip flop.
"Im going to go find a suit to wear so Ill be back in a bit. This christmas dinner is going to be so awsome",leaves to go find a suit.

[Yuffie]

Um could I just have some rice and cheese please? :D

Last year for christmas dinner I had cold chicken, spaghetti hoops, yorkshire puddings and roast potatoes. :D

[FlashFirer]

I want all the stock of lucozadey so Yuffie won't have Lucozadey^^
Bill? Uh...? Pay?! @_@

[Lord Draud]

if life waws a vide game i would be a 3rd lvl necro mancer 3rd lvl cleric to velshroon and a 14th lvlv true necromancer lich!! and will start geting things set up for the death of the year feast

[Yuffie]

Too late Flash, I already have it all and America has none! :D

[Astrolounge]

*jetblue attempts to shift a pile of boxes, but it suddenly gets up and shuffles off into the closet*
Today were going to play the quiet game because I have a hangover...
*Extracts himself from the pile of boxes before sleeping against them*
*Yawns*

[jetblue]

Everyone is seated enjoying the christmas feast. Locke Cole is at the head of the table carving the goose. Zombies help serv and pour drinks. The table has a centerpiece made by ksaa depicting a gingerbread north pole and the figures move and sing.
The sound of breaking glass and a car screeching to a halt can be heard outside. Jetblue enters the Tavern wearing a new suit. Shuts the door and locks it with a 2x4. Someone on the otherside knocks and curses.
"Hi everyone. Sorry Im late. Almost didnt make it"
Goes to a empty seat at the table. Picks up a plate and fills it with mashed potatoes,a small capon,8 beef pasties,chunk of ham,2 steak fajitas,a goose wing and grabs a pitcher of watermelon koolaid.
"This all tastes great. You really out did yourself Lord Draud",chews on a biscuit.
"There's no music",walks to the jukebox
"Lets see...ffIX,slipknot,metallica,ff7 piano,queen,nat king cole,drummer boy,smash mouth,van helsing aria,frank sinatra,....ah here we go",puts in a quarter and presses s26
http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/note.gifSooo tell me what you want what you really really want,Ill tell you what I want what I reall...http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/note.gif
a sake bottle hits the jukebox changing the record to ff7 piano
"Owe,sake got in my eye",goes back to the table.
"Who ever did that owes me a quarter",mumbles to himself and eats a goose wing.



*Happy Holidays everyone*

[Yuffie]

Ooh that reminds me I haven't played piano in aaaaages!!!!

Admitedly that's quite a good thing because I can't play it very well. :p

Didn't fancy having some snooty teacher guy tell me about scales and argeggios so I thought I'd do it myself! :D

Really ought to practice more. ^^;

*throws herself at the tavern piano and throws a shoe at the jukebox to shut it up*
So what'll it be?! My FF7 repertoire consists of...er....2 songs! :D
Aeris theme and interrupted by fireworks (the one on the gold saucer gondola date ;)). :p

I might learn some other songs...eventually.

[Lord Draud]

well i happen to have a surprize for you all * claps his hand and out on stage walks out metallica* " THANK YOU RPGN METALLICA LOVES YOU!" * starts playing frantic*

[FlashFirer]

It's a cood night, so everyone makes a little circle around the fire, that dind't actually exist, until I posted this of course. (booya!)
Locke Coke was making a little "Who Drinks More Booze" contest.
JetBlue won.
Then Yuffie made the same contest with lucozadey.
Yuffie won, cuz she dind't give anyone the chance to drink the lucozadey..."not even for a billion dollars I can give lucozadey to anyone!" she said.
FlashFirer pulls a billion dollars out of his pocket.
"No? I bet you will."
"Nah, I bet I won't."
"@_@"
"^_^"
"¬¬"
"^^"
"><"
"<_< >_>"
"Damn."
Yeah, so Yuffie won.

[Astrolounge]

*Wakes up seemingly completely sober*
Drinking contest? Why was I not informed?
Could have taken the edge off this hangover...
.
.
.
...
Hey! Wine!
*Starts drinking a bottle of wine*
*Loads a plate of christmas dinner to eat*
*looks out the window*

Umm, jetblue? Why are cops surrounding the tavern?

[FlashFirer]

Lemme answer this..its's because Yuffie turned into a monster after noticing her bottles of lucozade were full of pee, not lucozade, and when she asked who did it, I made her think JetBlue did it...
Theenn I called the cops.

[Ksaa]

Ksaa placed his hands togerther and crack his knuckles. "Sound lika job for meh!" Running out the back and around, so that he'd not been seen, and in his Technicist Class, he began to tinker with the rear ends of the cars. After a few minutes he returned.
"I'll handle it." said TrueSephiroth, starting to unsheath his Masamune.
"Na need! tis bin handled!"
"What did you do?"
"I... err.... 'fixed' their cars--" All of a sudden there where a few sudden explosions, and everyone turned to the front and then to Ksaa. "errr.. oops?"

[Lord Draud]

a drining contest eh? no one can beat a man that can't get drunk! a dead man! *picks up a bottle of noofy moonshine 130 proof! downs it in one gulp not bothering to even look like he is breating * " ok metallica time to play all with in my hands"

[TrueSephiroth]

I love this I don't even have to post any more they do it all for me :lol:

Nah I am not deceased just sucked into video games a little more then ussual.

You'd think a post that takes five minutes would be done more often.

My actions can be set to auto pilot to anyone with enough sense not to steer him into the atmosphere. Nope that doesn't exclude you Ksaa but it does exclude you Flash Firerer.

Prefer JetBlue or Ksaa. Jet blues extremly creative and has been doing it anyway already, Then Ksaa knows me well enough to know what I might say. Might be back a bit more often don't know.