The RPGN Tavern

[Locke]

Alright then, my turn :p

Random knowledge question #3, for 3 free drinks :p

What animal has the largest eye in the world? (If I've asked you this in the past (ie. Lance, Skikkles, or Kai) please don't post it. Let's see if anybody else know's their biology :))

[SeymourGuado]

That creature off FF7? It has one hec...oh wait;) real life... sigh.

hmmm....I really have absolutely no idea. I will just have a random guess at a huge animal, rhino? Hyppo? Elephant?

I wanna know answer now too;)

[Locke]

Nope to all three :p. Completely different type of animal :p

[SeymourGuado]

is it us? humans? I had a small feeling about it at the start but dismissed it?


plus you said "know your biology" was that a clue?http://forums.rpgamers.net/images/smilies/dance.gif

[Locke]

Nope, an no more guess's from you, ya had your shot. :p (though your good for the next question :))

And sorta.... it's something that if you know your odd biological facts you would know. :p

I'll let a couple other people venture a guess before I toss out a real clue :p

[Yuffie]

By the way my answer was FALSE!
Anne Boleyn was rumoured to have 6 fingers on one hand, not Anne of Cleves. :spin:

Anyway I'll guess.....

Something liiiiiike....a whale. They have huge bodies and dinky little eyes but maybe we only think their eyes are so small because their bodies are so huge! :rofl:

[Locke]

Getting closer, good call Yuffie :p (though it's not a whale :p)


And hey, does that mean that I was right with the previous one?

*pours self 2 beer and drains one, then sit's and casually sips the other*

There we go :p

[FlashFirer]

Errrm....I don't know...so I'll just guess...a giant squid? =P

[Locke]

Actually, yes. A giant squid has an eyeball the size of a dinner plate :p

*Hands over 3 cokes to flash since he can't drink yet*

There ya go bud, eventually you'll be able to drink with us :p

*Pours a beer and takes a drink from that one, then remembers the previous one and scampers over to where it is*

I really got work on my memory :p

*Drains the first, then moves on to the next*

[PRIEST]

It is a cach 22, if you want good memory you shouldn't be drinking 2 beer, if you want to drink only 1 beer you need a good memory.

*Downs some whiskey*

[FlashFirer]

Well...I suppose I'm lucky huh...=.

Hey Locke, how come you're not drunk yet? Most people get drunk with around 13 bottles of beer...

EDIT: According to the first page of this thread you owe Mysterious Lurking Admin Guy 26 GP.

[Locke]

Except that I'm the bartender.... so that makes the drinks free for me :p

*Drains another beer*

You don't understand Flash, when you drink every day all day you can drink quite a bit and still not be too drunk. I know one old guy that drinks 3 quarts of rum a day.... but don't worry, I don't ever want to be able to do that.

[FlashFirer]

Well yeah..that sounds cool XP
Hey...is there no cook in this place?
Meh, I guess I'll do! ^^
*10 minutes later*
Toasted cockroaches anyone? =)

[Yuffie]

They work better fried in batter.

Were they free range?

[Locke]

*wanders into the kitchen and cooks a scoff of waffles*

For those who like real food, I made waffles :D

*puts a couple waffles on a plate and sits down with some maple syrup :lick:*

Just what I need before a beer :p

[FlashFirer]

Hey...I'm a good cook! =(

*cooks a salade landaise with perfection*
Try some of that...=)

[Yuffie]

I'm more creative with my cooking.

Some of my recipes include:

Rice with grated cheese and chopped cucumber

and

Rice and baked beans. :D
Great after a night out with quite a peculiar yet satisfying texture. :)

Left handed people are great cooks. :chef:

[FlashFirer]

Yay! I'm left-handed ^^

*throws salad in a big pile of cheese, drops some granuled pepperoni on top, douses it with coke, and wrap that up in pizza paste, bakes it and then puts four fench fries on top*

Here, try some, I call it the Flash Taco

[Mangachaos]

*comes in for the very first time* hey... is there any coffie here? I´d like one cup please... *already throws tip straight on the table* alright! I´m in... *sits back and relax..* hm... I didn´t quite follow.. what happened here... story please? If you don´t mind that is... oh and btw I think I order a beer too! ^^ first beer then coffie... *grabs one more tip from the wallet* All set... :)

[Yuffie]

Story...?

Well...that's kinda sketchy really. :emlaugh:

To be honest I can't remember for the life of me what's going on in this place so I just go with it. :D

Gimme a packet of salt and vinegar crisps barkeep!!

[Mangachaos]

heh it seems that it has happened quite alot since first visit here... so I wnated to hear what did happen...nothing more... and also... to just sit down and relax.. ah! XD
Where´s my beer? I´ll got the gps right here... *points at wallet* :D

[Locke]

*Pours out a couple beer*

Well, if you wanna know what happened since you were last here ....

*drains the beers, then pours a couple more and wanders over to sit with MangaChaos*

Alright, so it all started with this ..... *rambles for a couple hours*

And that brings us up to here :p

[Lance Alvein]

But you forgot half the important things... Like how Draud hasn't been seen after his battle with that dragon... or how the Sauna blew up... or ... or... meh... you got most of it. :p

[Locke]

How did the sauna blow up? I don't recall that, in fact I thought I saw it there this morning.....

:crazy: = :drunk:

*drains a beer*

Ah, much better :p

[Lance Alvein]

I seem to recall that somebody blew up in there... and that exploded it... but I don't really remember... maybe I will after I drink something...

Mix me up something good, barkeep :p

[Yuffie]

It was an accident!!!! Not that I was there.

I was in Sweden from the hours of 6-11am and I have a fleet of tourists ready to vouch for that!

How dare you accuse me!!! This is discrimination!!!

I'll make sure you never work in this bar again!!!!!!!!

*runs out screaming*

[PRIEST]

*Falls off his bar stool laughing at Yuffie's antics, crushing something or other that is used to make fire and bursts into flames*

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Starts running around the Tavern*

AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Locke]

I seem to recall that somebody blew up in there... and that exploded it... but I don't really remember... maybe I will after I drink something...

Mix me up something good, barkeep :p
*Pours a round of liquid cocains*

Here ya are, these are always fun :p

[Lance Alvein]

I don't know... It seems a little... off-color to me...
But I think it will be more fun to see if Priest can spontainiously combust if we pour them on him... :evilgrin:

[Locke]

Nope, perfectly on color, I mixed em up. Go zambuka and goldschlager :p (spellings.... :p)

*Drains back 2*

Well come on people, I made up like 100 shots, these need to get drunk :p

[kai]

zambuka? I've never seen liquid cocain with zambuka. Usually they are Goldschlager and Jagermeister but some bars add or change it. I don't see how you can call a shot something when you change the ingredients. It's not like I can hand you some horse urine and ginger ale and call it a Horney Monkey.

meh

*drains 2*

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1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum (http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc185.html)
1/2 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps (http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc527.html)
1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur (http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc535.html)

[PRIEST]

*Flames burn out*

I have to be careful what I keep in my coat.

*Takes a shooter*

Thanks Locke.

[Yuffie]

*calls out from the corner*

Hey I'm back now the subject's changed! :D

I spend waaaaay too much time in this bar...
Even for a student this is a lot of bar time.

[FlashFirer]

Hmmm...I remember!

Just when I came back after a long journey jetblue exploded in the sauna. =)

...

(not guilty)

Hey this place needs some decoration! Let's paint the walls, get nicer tables and stuff =D

[Yuffie]

I kinda like this dingy old tavern. :D
It's tough! :evilgrin:

If we spruce it up we might have to call it a "bar" :amazed:

[Mangachaos]

*drinks one beer first slowly...*
Ah... good beer in this place though...
Are there some peanuts also...?
must have something to chew on while drinking...
*grabs the other beer while handing over the gps to Locke*
here you go... I´ll just stick around a bit if you don´t mind...
even though it´s a rough bar it still fun somehow...:D

[jetblue]

comes in from jogging around the tavern and green temple again
"Im exhausted. I need a tall cold glass of gatorade",sits at the bar wiping the sweat off with a bar rag.
"When is the taverns 10k run anyway?",starts stretching on the bar.

[Yuffie]

....dude...this is a tavern.

We don't exersize here! We slouch around like the lazy and alcohol fuelled bums that we are!

[Giea]

Yeah! That's right, no exersizing!
*Slips a little anthrax in Yuffie's lucozade.*
Hmm Yuffie your drink looks great! >.>

[Yuffie]

Doesn't it just?

I'm sure glad I decided to ditch lucozade in favour of cola! :D

[Giea]

Oh, you wanted something more suttle? Hmm that's okay. *Hides a poisonous needle in Yuffie's hamburger.* You're a skilled thief but can you spot spot that? HUHAHAHA

[Yuffie]

Dude, I'm vegetarian. :rofl:

Well...sorta. :p

Nah I'm just picky. :D
But not fond of hamburgers either way.

[Giea]

*Whacks Yuffie over the head with a frying pan!*
Why don't you fall into my traps!? x.x
Who works this joint now anyways?

[Yuffie]

....owwie....

What did you hit me with that pan for?! :knockedout:

Lucky I was still wearing my motorcycle helmet!

Now I just need to buy a motorcycle to match it...

[Locke]

Hmmm, rather then trying to kill eachother...


Round upon round of shots :D

*Pours out a slew of shots*

:p

[PRIEST]

This place is violent!!

People should channel those energies into something useful, like playing video games, drinking or playing poker.

[Giea]

Yuffie stole my drink and thinks she can get away with it!
*Smacks Locke with a keg.*
O__o. Oops! Sorry I thought you were Yuffie. x__x

[Yuffie]

Seriously Giea...why are you suddenly trying to kill me? :rofl:

[Giea]

Because I'm a swashbuckin pirate!
Arrrg! That's why!
*Drinks Applejuice*

[FlashFirer]

<FlashFirer has entered the chatroom>
FlashFirer says: Fuck you all! :D
<FlashFirer has left the chatroom>

[Galthol]

"Hey now, none of that. Or I'll have to sic Jim the Bear on you, and no one wants that"

*Galthol looks around at the chaos that is the Tavern*

"Nevermind I dont really think I could convince Jim to enter the place anyway, Well, wheres Blade, he might help"

[Locke]

Yuffie stole my drink and thinks she can get away with it!
*Smacks Locke with a keg.*
O__o. Oops! Sorry I thought you were Yuffie. x__xHey now, how could you confuse me and Yuffie 0_o. There's a few key differences here... such as me being a guy and behind the bar, and Yuffie being a girl and NOWHERES NEAR ME!! :p

And Flash .... O_O Pottymouth Pottymout Pottymouth :shame:

*Pours a round of drinks*

Here, everybody get too drunk to do anything so I can clean this place up a bit from the random chaos.

Remember too, we have the random battle thread for damaging eachother. I know it's kinda out of the way, but it's not that far away.

[jetblue]

spits out gatorade
"No exercising allowed? No wonder all of you are getting flabby",walks over to the kitchen door and opens it showing the table full of uneaten fruits and veges covered in fruit flys.
"Just look at all this fruit and veges i ordered going to waste. But i see lots of empty boxes on the floor of chicken wings and pizza rolls as well as bones all over. I sure hope those arent human bones",closes kitchen door after grabbing a ripe banana.
"Now were all gonna start eating healthier and get fitter with some....",gets hit in the back with a chair.

[Locke]

*grabs an orange and squeezes a drink out*

Hey now, I can be healthy too

*mixes up a gladiator*

:D :drunk: :p

[Yuffie]

Locke: ....pottymouth...?

You're supposed to be the scum of the earth! Tough tavern dwellers with bear guts, tattoos and a screw the world kinda attitude!!

...

Can I get a new glass? This one has someones blood on it from that last brawl.
Thankyou. :D

[Giea]

Locke: ....pottymouth...?

You're supposed to be the scum of the earth! Tough tavern dwellers with bear guts, tattoos and a screw the world kinda attitude!!

...

Can I get a new glass? This one has someones blood on it from that last brawl.
Thankyou. :D...But :o

NINJAS CAN'T BE PIRATES!
It's too complicated!

[Yuffie]

I never mentioned pirates. :p

You're all just crude ninjas! :D

[FlashFirer]

No thanks...I don't wanna be a ninja...=D
For that we already have Giea and some others. Plus, Locke is more the sort of guy who just stands there and drinks stuff.

<Locke has entered the chatroom>
Locke says: *stands there and drinks stuff*
<Locker has left the chatroom>
<Locke sues Locker for plagiarism>

[Locke]

Locke: ....pottymouth...?

You're supposed to be the scum of the earth! Tough tavern dwellers with bear guts, tattoos and a screw the world kinda attitude!!
You got me there except for the scum of the earth and beer gut (assuming that's what you meant instead of bear, anyways), I would say people who deal in stuff like smack or blow would be the scum of the earth (not us beer swilling hippies :p), and for the beer gut... I've had a 6 pack for about as long as I can remember :p. Bang on for tattoo's and screw the world attitude though (long as it's done respectfully, you gotta respect what you're doing, just not care about it ;))

*Drains another beer*

Wow, that was a long speech for me

And as to the pottymouth... I only used that cuz Flash is a minor ;)

[FlashFirer]

So? =/ It's the internet, I can do whatever I want here XD \o/

[Yuffie]

Of course I didn't mean BEER gut foo'! :p

Tough tavern dwellers have stomachs that bulge out and are covered in fur like a bear!

*phew* Good coverup Yuffie...

I'll let you off for that minor thing. ;)

Now then FLASH! Care to explain what a minor like you is doing in a tavern young man?! :shame:

[FlashFirer]

Errm...I...I'm...hey I only drink Coke okay? ò.ó It's not like Locke would ever let me drink beer or alcohol and stuff...=/

I've been here for over two years and you only ask that now? XP

[PRIEST]

I always thought politicians were more scummy than "heavy" drug dealers--- more insidious.

[Blade Tanaka]

*staggers through door*

What's new everyone?

[Yuffie]

Aren't you supposed to stagger *out* of the tavern door...?

This place is totally messed up.... :rofl:

I'm here to get blind sober! :D

[Locke]

Blind sober? We don't serve your kind here :p (just teasing)

Blind sober.... that'd be a mix of every possible liquor that will fit into a cup... right. The alchohol blinds you when you sober up...

*drains a beer*

Man I love beer

And flash... that's true, but you have had all the coke's that you wanted though, just non-alcoholic ones :p

And as to doing whatever you want on the internet.... you can, but people still think about what you put up, and so gauge their respect for you in that regard... just something to remember in years to come. You might not think people are judging... but people always do ;)

[FlashFirer]

Saying a bad word doesn't make that much of an impact on your respect though XP

*staggers inside door*
Ok, NOW I'm confused t.t

[Locke]

Saying a bad word doesn't make that much of an impact on your respect though XP

*staggers inside door*
Ok, NOW I'm confused t.tNot necessarily in here, but in life it actually can. I doubt anybody here really cares, but you'd be surprised. I curse like a sailor, so it's not that big of a deal, but you gotta be careful... Anyways, I am losing track of what we're going on about. Here, have a coke.

*Pours a coke for flash*

*Drains a beer*

Ahhhh, life is good, and I love beer :p

[Yuffie]

I've never been one for swearing myself but I don't mind other people doing it. :p

It's not like it's bad for your health or anything...well...depends who you swear at. ;)

[PRIEST]

I think cursing is a great way to express yourself, if you aren't constantly over using the words till they become meaningless.

*Lays down some money*

This should cover what I've drank, some more whiskey please!

[Yuffie]

I guess I don't have much to express! :rofl:

People just don't take me seriously when I ask if they could "keep the "slightly-too-loud" music down please..." :wonder:

[Locke]

I guess I don't have much to express! :rofl:

People just don't take me seriously when I ask if they could "keep the "slightly-too-loud" music down please..." :wonder:
:rofl: I don't think I've ever once asked someone to turn down music unless I was on the phone :p. We have a tendancy at my house that while we're home all of Island Dale Estates get's to here our music (we like it loud) :p Comes with living in an area for university students, nobody cares, because if they complain about us we get to do the same back about... say, people drinking in public from their houses, or other such things. Works out that everybody just parties alot :p

*pours some whiskey for Priest*

Here ya are bud, don't worry about it

*Yoinks the money*

This will come in handy funding my mad schemes though :p

[Yuffie]

Hehe when I was in halls at uni we had to get people to turn it down quite a lot. :rofl:

We had several groups of people...the breakfast crew and the midnight crew. The midnight crew would wake us up late at night by messing about outside and the breakfast crew would wake them up early by going to breakfast. :D

Maybe if we all just slept and woke up at reasonable times we'd have been fine. :p

[Locke]

Or... you could do what I learned to do in residence and sleep 3-5 hours each night and be perfectly rested the next day. You just gotta learn to make the sleep you get count ;) :p

Anyways, we're getting off topic. I'll start another thread for uni stories :p

[Yuffie]

Well most of uni is about drinking so I guess the tavern was a good place to start talking about it. :rofl:

[Locke]

Well most of uni is about drinking so I guess the tavern was a good place to start talking about it. :rofl:Granted, it was appropriate to begin with. Meh, the thread's created


*Drains a beer*

Just what I needed at 10:30 in the morning. :D :drunk:

[Yuffie]

Well now that there's a new thread I guess it's back to business...

*slumps into the corner*

BEER!

[Locke]

*slides down a beer to Yuffie*

There ya go, now I got someone to drink with :D

*Drains a beer*

Yeah Beer :D

[FlashFirer]

I wonder what happens when you leave a Coke to rot.

I mean, I wonder if it rots.

[Locke]

I don't think so, but if you put some bone in a cup of Coke and leave it for 2 weeks or so the bone will be disolved into the pop.

[Yuffie]

I wonder if you can taste the bone in the pop after it's dissolved...

Well..actually Locke I don't like beer...I was just being tough. :emlaugh:

...

...could I get a lemonade please mr bartender sir?

[Locke]

*drains yuffies beer*

Hmmm, lemonade or Mikes Hard Lemonade? This is a bar you know ;) :p


*Slides a normal lemonade down the bar*

There, you can have normal lemonade for now, if you'd like it liquored let me know.

[Yuffie]

...uh...could you get me another one...without lemon? I'm not so fond of lemon.

Ooh and don't put any ice in either...it makes my teeth shiver. :D

Damn I'm tough! :evilgrin:

[PRIEST]

Hobits don't seem tough iether till you put them in a bind.

*Sips whiskey*

Does anyone know, how come you can set some whiskey on fire, yet not other types? and, what scheme do you have Locke?

[Locke]

Yuffie - I've faced tougher crowds ;)

*Slides a Lemon drink down the bar*

No ice, and no lemon. So basically you want sugar water with some flavour :p

Priest - Depends on the alcohol content I would assume, and as to my schemes.... they're mad ;), you wouldn't understand them. They won't make sense, but they work for me :p

*drains beer*

:peace:

[Yuffie]

Well yeah...but not too much flavour.
And how about one of those little umbrella things?! :D

Priest: So now I'm a hobbit...? Are you starting something...uh...vicar boy?! Come on! I can take you being the tough bar going type of person that I am!! :evilgrin:

[Locke]

Hey now guys, you wanna scuffle do it outside, I'll drag out baz and get him to break ya's up ;) (though it's more entertaining to watch :p)

*drains a beer*

Here Yuffie *slides umbrella down the bar, where it flips into the air just shy of the glass and lands on the side of the glass*, enjoy your umbrella :p

*starts pouring more beer into mugs*

Hmm, I'll try pouring a couple and see if that last's.

[PRIEST]

I don't think it is the alchohol content, as Fireball whiskey burs at 33% but Jack Daniels doesn't at 40%.

Yuffie I was saying that people can act all meak and loving of comfort and be of the toughest material underneath that.... If I start something you'll know by the pool of blood, or the abrupt flames.

[Locke]

And again, if you're gonna do it (whether by fire or blood, whatever), please do it outside.... and I'm afraid Priest, that if you try it with members of RPGamers you might be surprised at what happens if you try something. We seem to be pretty impervious to harm all in all :p

*Drains a beer*

And yeah, I have no idea about the burning then... Meh, whatever works I guess :p

[Yuffie]

I was always told as a kid at school that priests are forgiving and calm people who frown upon violence...was I conned?! :rofl:

So...you think I'm tough...? :D
Keep complimenting me and I'll consider considering to buy you a beer! :dance:

[PRIEST]

I adhore violence, I've seen enough of it that I have no "romantic" illusions about it. Disgusting busniess, no matter the outcome. So, Locke, I am probably not going to start anything in or outside the tavern. I am a forgiving person, except when people take the "I don't care" attitude when inflicting some sort of harm on someone else. And as to calm well, ummm..... under pressure, or in emergencies yes, but day to day I am a nervous kind of fella and I even stutter by times. Yuffie I would say you were only 50% conned as people are all unique individuals, and Priests (even anti-thiests like me) are people two.

*Drains his glass of whiskey*

Wow, that was like a speech, eh? By the way, I can't drink beer, only whiskey(JD). My tummy isn't tough enough.

[Yuffie]

I used to have a religious education teacher back in primary school who seemed really sweet on the outside...but was secretly really really evil!!!

...kinda like Dr. Kelso in Scrubs. :rofl:
For want of a better example. :p

...maybe we don't deserve to call this place a tavern...I mean...ice in drinks makes me cold...Priest's tummy can't handle beer...perhaps it should be "The RPGN Morning Coffee Club". :D

[FlashFirer]

No way...Locke would never let us...
I mean, Locke and Locke Cole.

Mainly because Locke drinks too much beer and because no one here drinks much...coffee.

[Yuffie]

Yeah I guess...the only hot drink I like is hot chocolate anyway. :rofl:

...

But I was thinking...could we maybe install a vending machine here? I think it would really boost out overall revenue and therefore our profit margin! :D

[SeymourGuado]

http://forums.rpgamers.net/images/smilies/evilgrin.gifI NEVER DRINK NASTY OLD BEER, ey yuffie?http://forums.rpgamers.net/images/smilies/evilgrin.gif

ahh wait, what am I doin here...*leaves tavern*

[PRIEST]

Isn't whiskey a Tavern like drink?I drink LOTS of that.

[Yuffie]

Maybe you should all drink rum...or GROG! :D

[Locke]

...maybe we don't deserve to call this place a tavern...I mean...ice in drinks makes me cold...Priest's tummy can't handle beer...perhaps it should be "The RPGN Morning Coffee Club". :D

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

The tavern can never be named for a "Morning Coffee Club", it's been the site of way to much drunken ramblings, dart throwing, and etc... plus it's been around forever, we can't really modify that any. We could do a coffee club thread if you wanted.... but meh, I'm gonna stick to the Tavern. I like beer :drunk:

*Drains 4 beer, one after the other just for spite*

Ha, beer :p

I suppose we could serve coffee though.... not that big a deal.

*Starts rummaging under the bar, hauls out a coffee machine and tosses on a fresh pot*

There, when that's done you can have all the coffee you want. Coffee is always good in the mornings, I know I start mine with a cup most mornings :p

*Drains another beer*

Thank god it's after 11 here so I can drink :p

[Lance Alvein]

But I was thinking...could we maybe install a vending machine here? I think it would really boost out overall revenue and therefore our profit margin! :DWe do have a vending machine... Its over in the corner underneath the rubble... but be careful with it... the last time that anyone ate food from it, it was poisonous evil food... it almost killed everyone who ate from it...

[Locke]

Hence the rubble that hasn't been cleaned up yet, it's for safety measures *stares at the ceiling and begins to whistle* Honest, that's why I haven't cleaned up the rubble :p

*drains a beer*

Yeah beer :lick:

[Yuffie]

...but...I want a bag of skittles... :(

Meh...shifting rubble's not worth it.

Get the feeling a coffee morning bar wasn't the best idea...I should've chosen something I like... :emlaugh:

[PRIEST]

"Irish" coffee is surprisingly good. I once spiked some Tim Hortons coffee with Jack Daniels, and it was awsome, and I usualy despise coffee.

*Pulls out a flask*

Could I have a cup of coffee Locke?

[Galthol]

*pulls out a bag of skittles and tosses it to Yuffie*

"I dont know how old those are so be careful. As for drink one cup of black coffee"

[Yuffie]

Well I've never known a bag of skittles go off yet! :D

Although would be interesting to see how they go off...

[kai]

Well I've never known a bag of skittles go off yet! :D

Although would be interesting to see how they go off...
You can no longer taste the rainbow, you just get the general texture. :lick:

[Locke]

*pours out some coffee*

Hmmm, skittles eh....

*rummages around under the counter, hauls out a crate of skittles*

Here, have a couple of these

*drains a beer*

I'll stick with my diet :p

[Yuffie]

Do you have another dimension under that counter? :rofl:

Skittles are great at first but after a lot your mouth feels kinda gunky...

[Locke]

4 extra dimensions, actually :p

One for random animals. Behold

*reaches under the counter and pulls out a stewing rabbit*

Aha, dinner :p

*Wanders towards the kitchen whistling non-chalantly*

Hey, beer :p

*wander's back and drains a beer, then casually struts back towards the kitchen*

[FlashFirer]

I have a collection of dimensions in my backpack, but if I showed any of them to you the Earth would be destroyed and we would all die a violent, slow, painful death unless I managed to save it for the 23rd time. =)

I don't really feel like working today t.t

[Mangachaos]

*drinks up the last of the second beer (that actually didn´t get any old even if it was awhile)*

hm... I think I order a hamburger with extra cheese on it... *throwing up 5gp on the table*

hm... I´m hard at following the others... did I got my coffie?... need to sober up before I can drink even more...http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/dance.gif

sorry for not answering for a while... I was poundering on something... and now I have forgotten what it was.. :D

btw.. nice story locke...I didn´t knew so much had happened... heh

[Locke]

Ah, we've had a bunch of stuff happen here. Most lively would probly be when Draud busted down a portion of the Tavern in a fight with a dragon, then disappeared. We can only assume that either he vanquished the dragon but was badly hurt and is healing from it, or that he was slain by the dragon (though I'm thinking the first one is more likely)

So, one cheeseburger coming up :D

*Wanders into the kitchen whistling merrily, then returns a couple minutes later with a burger*

Oh yeah, coffee too

*Pours out a steaming cup of coffee*

Here ya go bud, enjoy.

And flash... good call bud, I don't want to deal with the panic of the world ending today :p

[Giea]

Ah, we've had a bunch of stuff happen here. Most lively would probly be when Draud busted down a portion of the Tavern in a fight with a dragon, then disappeared. We can only assume that either he vanquished the dragon but was badly hurt and is healing from it, or that he was slain by the dragon (though I'm thinking the first one is more likely)

So, one cheeseburger coming up :D

*Wanders into the kitchen whistling merrily, then returns a couple minutes later with a burger*

Oh yeah, coffee too

*Pours out a steaming cup of coffee*

Here ya go bud, enjoy.

And flash... good call bud, I don't want to deal with the panic of the world ending today :pI remember when the tavern was a happy place! Where there was not so many people drinking, and people playing in the flowers with unicorns! Oh it was great. :)

[FlashFirer]

Hey Giea, don't tell me you don't think the idea of fighting dragons is just as sweet as can be?

...

And also... flowers? Unicorns?! o_O

[Yuffie]

Didn't all that end about the time Locke created his new fabulous "uni-burger"...?

Those were scrummy! :lick:

[PRIEST]

I could swear there were flowers in the garden, but if there are unicorns, I bet they're at the temple.... or at least SEEM to be at the temple.

*Drinks some whiskey and coffee, while scratching head*

Unicorns....?

[Locke]

Yeah... Uni-burgers were a good treat :p

*pours a round of coffee's for all who drink them*

Hmm, I think I might lay off drinking for a few days. I should sober up and clean this place up a bit, and I won't do that good a job if I don't do it sober...

*sit's down with the paper and starts sipping on coffee*

Ahhh, this is a nice change for opening up the day (and no, their's nothing spiking the coffee :p)

[Yuffie]

Locke...sober...AND cleaning..?

Are you feeling ok...?

[FlashFirer]

Poor Locke...he's got fever or something.
*looks at ceiling and whistles*

[Locke]

Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm still gonna take my sneaky trips to the big green temple, I'm just gonna lay off the booze.

*sip's on coffee and goes back to the paper*

Ah, that's some good coffee.

*finishes coffee, get's up, stretches and yawns, then begins to move stuff out of the way to clean*

[PRIEST]

I'm a gonna go check if the sky is falling.

*Staggers out the door*

[Locke]

Everything is fine.... I'm just sobering up and cleaning. Waves of calm people, waves of calm ;) Goosefraba evem :p

*Drinks another cup of coffee*

Man this stuff does wonders for waking you up :p

*Cleans the rubble away from the Jukebox*

Anybody want to help out cleaning up outside? I guess this is sorta like spring cleaning in August :p

[Yuffie]

It's seeming more and more likely that this is the real Locke. :p

Hidden beneath that (slightly) tough and manly exterior....is a housewife. :)

[Galthol]

*Puts down the his coffee*

"I'll clean outside, need something to do,"

* Heads out the door and sets PRIEST to work"

"Theres a good boy"

[PRIEST]

*Starts incinerating random litter he finds*

Who says cleaning isn't fun? Locke ain't off his rocker after all.

*Takes a swig from a flask*

[Locke]

It's seeming more and more likely that this is the real Locke. :p

Hidden beneath that (slightly) tough and manly exterior....is a housewife. :)Housewife? Hey now, that's not very nice.

*finishes cleaning away rubble, tosses chili peppers in the jukebox and starts it up*

Just because I don't like to work in something that's not clean...

[Yuffie]

Housewife? Hey now, that's not very nice.
But it still makes you sound less girly than being a househusband somehow. :)

Aww...but I'm sorry. I'm proud to have a sparkling clean dingy tavern to call home. Your efforts do not go unnoticed...so...me and the guys...well...

We bought you these. :D

:rose: :burger: :lollipop: :coffee: :pizza: :present: :icecream:

[Locke]

But it still makes you sound less girly than being a househusband somehow. :)

Aww...but I'm sorry. I'm proud to have a sparkling clean dingy tavern to call home. Your efforts do not go unnoticed...so...me and the guys...well...

We bought you these. :D

:rose: :burger: :lollipop: :coffee: :pizza: :present: :icecream:

Awe..... I'm touched.

*sip's on another coffee*

Well, the Tavern is now more or less clean.. methinks it might be time to begin drinking again :D

For the help, rounds are on me today. Whaddaya want, people :)

[Yuffie]

For the help, rounds are on me today. Whaddaya want, people :)
...you mean...we're normally meant to pay...?

Just for the record...all the drinks I've ever drunk in here have been bought from home! :emlaugh:

[Epology]

Plain, simple beer. The more the better. :)

[Locke]

*starts pouring out rounds*

Hahaha :D Beer, glorious beer :lick:

*drains a beer*

And so it begins :p

[Yuffie]

Gimme the usual! :D

[Locke]

Well, since I you order two things off and on....

*slides a coke and a lemonade down the bar*

One of these I guess.... if you want anything else let me know

*drains a beer*

Ahhh, good to drink again :p

[PRIEST]

*Walks into the Tavern, and takes a seat.*

I'll have a whiskey please.

God I love whiskey.

[Locke]

*Slides down a whiskey on the rocks*

Here ya are, anybody want a galdiator?

*mixes up some gladiators*

Or horney monkeys?

*mixes up some additional shots*

Yeah, horney monkey's and gladiators. Just what I need :D

[Skikkles]

*falls through the ceiling*


OW....

*gets up dusts off*

I wonder if tonight is going to hurt as much as that....hey Locke lay off the booze thats tonight.....*yawn*.....if I manage to make it home from work awake.....*yawn*.....oh happy whatever I missed, but I'M BACK!!

EUGENE&IGENE:SO ARE WE!!!!!

[Locke]

*Cast's a hasty spell of anti-astral beings, followed by a quick aura of sanity upon the entire Tavern*

There, sorry skikkles, but Eugene and Igene are gonna need to keep outside of the Tavern, they tend to cause way too much damage, and I just cleaned the place. Bad enough I now have a hole in the ceiling to fix.

*drains a beer*

Damned crazy people and dropping through the roof ... grumble... mumble

*drains another beer*

There we go :D

[PRIEST]

*Selects "Suicide is Painless" by Johnny Mandel on the juke box*

G'day Skikkles.

*Sips some whiskey*

[FlashFirer]

*after that song ends, selects "Here Come the Bastards" by Primus on the jukebox*

*watches as PRIEST and other people from the tavern come near, sensing the undirect*

=P j/k people.

[Locke]

*put's on Walk by Pantera*

Since we're appearing to go with themes :p

*drains a beer*

Anybody want any breakfast?

[Galthol]

"Breakfast? Sounds good, If you need any help I make good pancakes, just dont ask me to help with the eggs"

*Galthol Shudders*

"Those poor poor cadets"

[Locke]

Alrighty then, Galthol's on the Pancakes, I'll go for some omelettes...

Wow, this is a long breakfast :p

*starts cooking some omelettes*

Ahhhh

[PRIEST]

Nutrition, is a good idea. Whiskey and penuts isn't too far from a beer and KD diet, and I don't want to get scurvy.

*Whispers into his trench coat, and a troupe of little people Fadykin appear in the door way, and deliver a plate of hashbrowns and waffles*

I knew tiny death camandos would come in handy.

[Locke]

*drains a beer*

Man I got loaded alot last week. I was drunk every other day :p

*drains another beer*

That means I have 3 days of drinking to catch up on :p

[PRIEST]

What a coincidance Locke, I am gonna be loaded most of next week as I am moving back to the University.

I get to see my old pal Jack Danniel again, and I swear that man is made of whiskey!

[Locke]

*drains a beer*

I'm not too much of a fan of Whiskey, I'd much prefer my beer over whiskey anyday of the week.

*starts setting up for a game of pool*

Anybody up for a game?

[Giea]

*drains a beer*

I'm not too much of a fan of Whiskey, I'd much prefer my beer over whiskey anyday of the week.

*starts setting up for a game of pool*

Anybody up for a game?
Hopefully you're not drinking that much alchohol in real life. >__>

[Locke]

Ummm, about every other day or so. I'm still young, so I can afford to drink after I get home. Usually only a few beer though, I usually only actually get drunk on weekends, unless there's some event :p

*finishes setting up for a game of pool*

Anybody wanna play pool yet?

[Squallmuzza]

I wanna play with your balls Locke! *rubs a substance on the end of his cue* Yeah ok that's just too grim, ignore that. I would like to play pool with you mr sir....

*mixes vodka and blood together in a shot glasses in equal portions*

BLOOD SHOTS! *downs a few and collapses on the pool table*

I'm dwunk *smiles*

[FlashFirer]

I'm up for it! =D

I suck at it but hey, Squallmuzza's etting high with...blood...u.u'

[Locke]

*set's up the break*

Hey, you guys can go and I'll take the winner

*drains a beer*

:p

[jetblue]

*stumbles in through open portal in ceiling*
"Wow what a trip",stands up and brushes off.
"Let me get a beer and a basket of fried cheese sticks please locke",sits at bar.

[FlashFirer]

Awww...u.u'

Why is it that just about anyone can get out of alternative dimensions? u_u''

[Squallmuzza]

Becosh! awlternatif deemunshuns aww weally weally easy to fynd. Loowk neaah thar twoileets ang yew weel shee em! PLIP! (read literally and you can understand it, just)

[Locke]

Sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo stick, Jet's back O_O

*pours out a couple beer, makes up some fresh cheese sticks*

So how was the trip? :p

[jetblue]

*drinks beer and eats cheese sticks like a crazy man*
"Thanks locke,these are great. The trip was ok. Very boring at times.",drinks beer. Hears squallmuzza talk and spits out drink.
"What did you say? Man i must be drunk",throws bottle on floor.
"Or mabey not drunk enough",prepares corn liquor shots for him and squallmuzza....

[Mangachaos]

omg I missed so much...O_O sorry... I don´t post as much as I used to.. heh...
although.. the beer was pretty good here... :dance: do you got any facts about this beer Locke? *points at the bottle that have been served*
btw I think I´m ready for another round.. say.. what kind of drink can you do that is somewhat strong but still got a energykick in it? I mean one of those energydrinks with liqour...^^ i´d like one of those please..:)
gps are on the table as always..^^

*weighs the chair backwards and falls, but not to the floor*
ops.. sorry... hehe.. that was close... :emlaugh:

think I be drinking a little sloooooow here.. so sometimes I´m not even here... but still here! Oo ^^ *starts to rambling in random*

[Yuffie]

£1.50 for a pint of coke at the bar in town! What a rip off!

I can get about 9 litres of the stuff for the same price if I shop around! :rofl:
Although the ingredients of that cheap stuff are somewhat questionable...

[Skikkles]

I wish I had a fairy muffin of the greatest kind, the kind with sprinkled reefer on the hashbrownies, mushroom side....ladadedadodadadade.....ladadedadodadadade. .....oh and then I'll have a brew or two just to stop the pain, and mix me up some pixie juice to wash it all away....ladadedadodadadade....ladadedadodadadade

*Trails off into a induced trip to another world*

[Squallmuzza]

Mmmmm CAAAWNNN SHOOOTS! I likey! *prepares his stomach (with bread) and downs a few*. Hiii lyak yew alweddy blueeeayyy! Ok shall we drop the drunken drawl old chaps? Pip pip. Who would like a dry sherry?

[FlashFirer]

Are dry sherries good? I don't have much money...I mean, I don't have much money which I can use...[or else I'd be in jail right now n_n]

[Squallmuzza]

Not really, but they make you sound posh... so not really unless you want to look good lolz. Just sell your body, to me... for a reasonable price! I would buy you a couple of drinks for that. After all, you're in the place to do it *lures into dark corner*

[Locke]

Just sell your body, to me... for a reasonable price! I would buy you a couple of drinks for that. After all, you're in the place to do it *lures into dark corner*Squallmuzza.... let's try to keep away from that sorta thing in here, I don't wanna make Baz need to get up and actually start policing things...

*drains a beer*

Skikkles.... I don't sell any of that here. If you wanna try the BGT, we might be able to hook ya up over there :p

[jetblue]

*sobers up*
"Man i need to wash up,i smell like an over ripe apricot."grabs a towel and heads to the sauna..
"Im expecting a phone call later so when it rings someone come get me at the sauna",grabs a couple of sandwiches from the sandwich tray on the bar and goes out the back door.

[PRIEST]

University makes my liver hurt. God I missed it. A couple of shots please!

[Locke]

*slides down a couple cement mixers to Priest*

You enjoy these bud :evilgrin:

*drains a beer*

*hears phone ringing*

Ah, it's for Jet, guess I better go get him.

*puts phone on hold and wanders to the sauna to get Jet*

[jetblue]

*hears knock on sauna door*
"Wait a sec while i put a robe on",puts robe on hurry,opens door.
"The phone you say,il be there in a jiffy",puts towel on head and runs to the tavern in flip flops. Looks around see's reciver dangling from the payphone on the wall.
"Hello...no im not interested in a free subscription to wii magazine",hangs up phone.
"I meant im waiting for a call on the 3d holo phone not the analog pay phone",reads wall near payphone *jetblue gives good &%$# call 555-5556*
"What the hell! Who wrote this? Thats why ive been getting weird calls at home",scratches number off wall.
"Im going back to the sauna. Let me know when the holo phone rings",goes out the back door.

[Locke]

*drains a beer*

Hey, me brudders birthday today, free drinks to all :D:D:D:D :drunk:

[FlashFirer]

Wee ;P
Say to him, "Some random kid at some random site sent you birthday greetings" (o_O)

*enjoys the...Coke*
Oh well...*starts rambling*
You know, it's not that I don't know. I just forgot.

OOOHH! Yeaah...after jetblue left the sauna shortly after I entered the Tavern, I left a little, harmless bomb there for when he got back. The thing is, I think it's so old, that one of the parts of the bomb, which controlled the level of the explosion, broke. Oh well. Nothing to worry about =P

*hears BIG explosion*
Jet...? Jet? Omfg, I hate this Goddamn stupid Coke, makes me go dumb. t.t

[Locke]

Well, considering it's Lance... :p

*drains a beer*

:p

[Mangachaos]

*Stops rambling and wakes up*
Uh? oh no.. I slept didn´t I? Well.. have anything that keep me awake...? I need a drink...
got a suggestion of what kind of drink I can have?.. I... can´t choose myself since there´s so many drinks... well. didn´t you said you had everything? So.. uh.. Locke.. just pick a suitable drink will ya...? http://www.rpgamers.info/images/smilies/tongue.gif *putting up gps on the table*
Heh.. I think it was that bomb that woke me up...XD
nothing else couldn´t anyway...:D soo sleepy... (was sleepy when coming in to the bar in the very beginning)
so... I´m still sober... *sad face* I need a drink...

[Squallmuzza]

Damn... I really could do with a body to use as an alternative source of meat... That would be quite handy, but FINE!

*puts some Sandi Thom on the jukebox*

#Oh I wish I was a prawn cracker with flowers in my hair#

(listen to the song, I SWEAR that's what she says!)

[Locke]

*slides a horny monkey down to Mangachaos*

There, enjoy that shot, then we'll settle into more normal drinks :)

*drains a beer*

You know Squallmuzza, I think that's what she said O_O

[jetblue]

*comes in all smoky and covered in rubble*
"Well we need another sauna. I think a meteor or lightning or overheated the boiler. Not sure",brushes off and starts dancing to the music coming from the jukebox.
"I hubger and grow thirsty",looks at the chalkboard menu for today behind the bar.
"Hmm..the mystery pot pie sounds good. With a stein of honey meade",continues dancing. looks for dancing partner,looks in yuffies direction.....

[Locke]

*disappears in the kitchen, then comes back out with a mystery pot pie and a honey meade*

Now don't ask what's in the pie, that's a secret :p

*minilocke comes scampering out and offers himself as a dancing partner*

Bwahahahahaha, you have a good dance now you two ;) :rofl:

[FlashFirer]

Dude, don't do that, Minilocke might trip on jetblue...oops! Jetblue might trip on minilocke, yeah, that's what I meant. =P

[Galthol]

*Galthol stands up on a table*

"I have two annoucements. First I am finally officaly in the forces I ship out on the 0ct 16, after a year of waiting it has finally happened! Second in honour of this I am getting Drunk for the First time!" I am going to try and not overdo it but...well I have never even had a sip of alchol so I probley will. So in honour of this. DRINKS ARE ON ME!!!"

*Galthol sits back down at the bar and orders a water*

[jetblue]

*stops dancing to hear announcement*
"Thats great galthol. Il telephone a hooker for ya",grabs a beer.
"I read in a canadian paper that troops are in afghanistan for at least 5 more years. Is that where you headed?",lifts minilocke up on the bar.
"Where ever they send you may the gods protect and watch over you",

[PRIEST]

God speed Galthol.

*Tips drink and nods*

[Galthol]

"All right currenlty drunk! Yay!!! As to where I am going I go to St Jean for training 11 weeks then Borden for anthoer 16 weeks then where ever they station me"
*Galthol starts to tip sideways*
"That is all. Now for more drinking"

[FlashFirer]

Easy, pal. I suggest you get some advice with Locke before you end up in Cuba screaming Ya-Yo Gakk and playing air guitar.

Ah, those were good times

[Lance Alvein]

Good luck Galthol... Just remember to come back to visit :p

[Locke]

Yeah, have a good one. Seems to be the season for moving :p. I'm off in 16 days :p

*drains a couple beer*

Godspeed Galthol, have a fun time, but always remember, everything should be questioned always, at least in the back of your mind. Never forget to think ;)

*drains a couple more*

Jesus, that was almost good advice from me O_O

*drains 3 or 4 beer in under 2 minutes*

ahhhh, good old beer :)

[FlashFirer]

Yeah, Galthol, congratulations and may God be with you. ^_^
And beer. Yeah, beer might be good too =3

[kai]

Beer!

*knocks back 4*

Ah good warm up, now for the rum!

All the advice anyone ever needs is, trust no one, even yourself, the mind often betrays.

[Locke]

*drains a beer*

There we go, I needed that :p

Anybody want any beer?

[FlashFirer]

I do...
._.

*fakes being old enough to drink*

[Locke]

*slides a non-alcoholic beer down the bar*

There ya go Flash, ya can pretend :p Don't wanna get in trouble with the liquor commisioner ;)

*drains a beer*

As for me :drunk:

[Blade Tanaka]

Beer? For me? I like this!

*downs a large mug clearly labeled "water"*

I think mine is broken.... Oh and hello everyone. I guess I'm backish...

[Lance Alvein]

Blade's backish... next round is on me :p :cheers:

[FlashFirer]

Wee /º/ That guy is back! =3
Uhn, Lance...do you care about getting in trouble with the liquor comissioner? i.i

[Locke]

Lance is my little bro, so he'd better :p

*wanders over and locks the front door*

There, if you want a beer you can have one, I guess. It is a special occasion and all

*drains 2 beer*

Wonder what's gonna happen if someone comes running expecting the door to pop open :p

*starts laying rounds on the table*

Everybody who wants to drink on Lance's tab/bill, dig in :D

[FlashFirer]

BEER!!!
Finally...after two years...I...will get...the chance...to drink...beer...!!

*drinks a quarter of a glass*

Eeek, this tastes bad, Locke. =/ *hands some money* Gimme a Coke please =P

[Lance Alvein]

All I said was that the next round was on me... I didn't say what the round was :p

[FlashFirer]

*drum noises*
Ba-dum-pish! i.i
Uhn...a bullet round? A round...thing? There's a round thing on you?

[Locke]

Meh, beer is good enough for me :p

*drains a beer in spite :p*

Here ya go flash, enjoy your soda

*slides a coke down the bar*

[FlashFirer]

Thanks Locke n_n

*drains Coke*
This stuff has too much caffeine. That's why I'm so weird! =D

[Locke]

I'm on my 1st can of coke following 6 cups of coffee this morning :p

[PRIEST]

Dew fuel (my personal mana) is my second favorite vice, next to whiskey of course!

[Locke]

*drains a beer*

Hey, I'm gone in a week for the other side of the country and will be away for a bit. Jet, you gonna take over again or do we need to have tryouts to see who wants to tend the bar?

[Blade Tanaka]

*Down's another bottle clearly labled "Water"*

Damb it again it's Broken Where's my buzz Lance? Give me another! So what's up everyone. Nd yes Flashfirer it is me "that guy"

How you doin' anyway.

[FlashFirer]

I guess most of us are doing fine. =P
How are you? What have you been up to lately? :P

[jetblue]

*wakes up in corner after passing out from a 3 week drinking binge*
"Aw man that was the last great party of the summer",walks over to bar,holds on for support.
"It will start getting cold soon. No more shorts,tshirts and flip flops",looks around for his missing flipflop.
"We better start decorating for the taverns halloween monster mash bash",finds flipflop under a table leg.
"Who will come with me to the abandoned celler,where evil experiments and unholy sacrifices were done by the necromancer lord draud,and help me find the box of halloween decorations?",moves the vending machine and rubble around the trap door leading to the cellar.......

[Lance Alvein]

I'll come with... after all... what's the tavern without a halloween party :p

[PRIEST]

Bernie's(my rez)""female dogs" and bros" is tonight.... I drink even more in real life than here, so can I get some whisky to start me off whoever the bar tender is at the moment?

[jetblue]

"Alrighty lance lets get moving.....before it gets dark",opens the trapdoor releasing a bunch of bats into the bar.
"I better go first. Im older :)",lights a torch and slowly puts one foot on a creaking step then slips and falls down 2 flights of stairs.
"Damnit! Why is there no guard rail!?!",gets up as lance nears the bottom step.
"Where did you get a flashlight from? Just look around for the big plastic jack-o-lanters and il look for the box of halloween partyfavors",rummages through boxes labeled booze and porn with no luck.
"Il go look in drauds room,mabey he took them in there"......

[Lance Alvein]

I'll just wander in the other direction then...
*Lance wanders past the decimated corpses that Draud didn't have time to reanimate*
I think there might be a flashlight around here somewhere...
*Lance picks up an orange stone that begins to emit an aura of light*
Hey Jet, I think I found us something for Halloween lights... There's a whole pile of these stones here.

[jetblue]

"Ah good,gather as many stones as you can",yells from drauds room.
"Im not finding anything usefull in here,lots of skeletons we can hang outside but thats about it",leaves draud rooms and closes the huge wooden door to it.
"Were gonna have to go to a party supply store,i think someone threw the other boxes we had with the paper ghost streamers and black and orange ballons. And hopefully we can get a pinata there the shape of a witch",hears rustling in a nearby cave.
"By the way Lance did you bring the shotgun from under the bar? You know the one in case the tavern gets robbed",.....

[FlashFirer]

You mean the shotgun that stopped my friend twice? (ii)
Yeah, I took care of that, it'll never be seen again unless someone other than my friend had the guts to enter...you know...the wrong bathroom ó_ò

I do, however, have a flame thrower...if you want that borrowed...=P

[Lance Alvein]

Umm... I kinda thought that you were bringing the weapons... after all, you were the one who organized this trip... I wonder if these stones can act as weapons
*Lance picks one up & tosses it towards the cave*
... it didn't explode... what kind of magic rocks don't explode???

[Mangachaos]

*FINALLY drains the liquer slowly* Hm... this was a interesting drink...:)... and you´re right about taking "normal" drinks Locke..:D
I´ll be needing something to eat.. hm.. let´s see.. a sandwish! *drops gps + tip this time.*^^ Get me a ham & cheese one..^^ I´m going to drink some more later... but you know... too much drinks and you have to wait it out a bit.. hahaha..:D but I´ll drink some more later...

[Skikkles]

BOO!



I'm a ghost.

[Mangachaos]

*waiting for that sandwish*
lalalalalla... *whistles a famous tune*
I reeeeally need that sandwish...
So... *thinks for a while* omg... I need some food... and then a beer for it...
*digs in wallet* ah... k... I got the exact amount.. what are the odds of that...? *chuckles*
*a typical wind that sounds when noone´s around howl*
ooook... I was really gone this time and.. wth...?
*screams as a gigant eye pops out of the drink that had been drained*
ah! pheew.. scared me there for a moment... so.. halloween huh?
Naaah.. I need something to drink first...>_<'

[FlashFirer]

Ohmygosh...HALLOWEEN! =DDD

Wait...that isn't Brazilian culture. Shoo, american influence, shoo! :P

No haloween for me. Unless there's a party XD

[eViL bAz]

lol...

*Baz cames out from the dark spot in the little passageway outside the tavern where he keeps an eye on the Tavern's gate, and enter to see what is happening*

Hey where is Locke? who is taking care of this place?.... First Draud, then Jet and Now Locke too, damn well I will be on charge of the tavenr in the meantime... We miss you locke!!! :p.

Well who need something I only know how to prepare blood Marys but ....

*Baz look on the floor*

Hey Locke's Drinks preparation sheet! well now I can do anything on drinks and some dishes too :p

[Mangachaos]

Heh.. Locke said he´d be gone in a week as i recall..>_<... btw can you serve me a sandwish then..? I been waiting quite a while...:D and a beer if you dont mind too..^^
Im old enough for it...:p *looks in front of self ans see the gps STILL being there* well.. the cashs over there..*points at them*

[jetblue]

*can hear ruckus above in the tavern*
"Sounds like a bar brawl going on upstairs eh lance",hears a thud and glass break.
"We cant be bothered with whats in that cave for now. We better get upstairs and start decorating. Were running out of time",starts to pick up the boxes and move towards the stairs.
"We will send some of the drunks upstairs to see whats in that cave. Should keep them occupied for a while",helps lance up the stairs with the sacks of glow rocks.
"And if they dont return then we'll sell off their cars in the parking lot for pocket money".....

[eViL bAz]

Of course MC...

*Baz goes to the kitchen and prepare the sandwich and serves the beer on a "clean" glass*

Here you go....

*Baz watch carefully how Jet is making preparations for this Halloween party and worried because the ham of that sandwich looks strange*

:p

[Mangachaos]

Thanks! :D *sipping on the beer waiting for the sanwish to be served*
hm? which color is it on the ham? Oo Kewl bloodred...:p
I dont mind going to the cave...^^ should be fun... *grabs a flashlight from bag*
of course Im not that drunk yet... but first I need to eat my sandwish with.. eh.. bloodcolored ham...XD
*sips on the beer once again* gotta be careful not to empty it just yet...>_<'

[Lance Alvein]

Let's see...
I think we should have MC, Skikkles, Blade, and Flash go and explore the cave.
Jetblue & I are going to decorate, and Baz is going to serve drinks...
We've all got jobs now... hop to it :p

[FlashFirer]

All right, all right. But won't someone clean the floor? u.u
I mean, it's been two years since I accidentally dropped a can of acid on the floor, and nobody has cleaned it yet i_i"

[Lance Alvein]

That's because there is no floor there now... It's just another pit into the basement... where Draud's experiments go horribly wrong...

[FlashFirer]

AC/DC: Back In Black

Hahaha, I love old-school rock music =P
At least the jukebox still works. It's not like my accidents aren't planned you know.

[jetblue]

*slips on a piece of pumpkin rind*
"Watch where your making those jack-o-lanterns people. Lay some newspaper down",gets up and picks up the piece of rind.
"And please save the seeds. Im gonna toast them later with some butter in the oven",scrapes the seeds from the rind and puts them in a bowl.
"The tavern is looking good. Even with all the cobwebs",looks at the floor.
"Even the large pentagram etched in the floor with blood and sulphur is a nice touch."
"Hey wait a minute! No sacrifices or alchemy on halloween. Its a party only. And someone has to give candy to the trick or treaters at the door. Who's gonna volunteer for that?",looks around for a raised hand......

[Mangachaos]

*grabs the sandwish and takes the rest of the beer along with a flashlight towards the possible cave*
okay... *sips on the beer* Ill go first then.. since I´m probably the least drunk here..:p
btw.. have some rotten eggs ready if there´s "treaters" out there... :D
*going down the stairs* hey... are you guys coming or what.. I got some more flashlights in my bag.. :) *go back up the stairs and put two more flashlights on table* these should do.. if you dont have anything better jet..:D
*going back down the stairs*
It´s dark down here...XD

[PRIEST]

*wakes up at the bar not knowing what's goin on*
Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwn........ Looks like haloween..... how long did i sleep? Anyone need some help?

[Lance Alvein]

You have just nominated yourself to give out "candy" to the trick-or-treaters...
Make sure not to poison them too badly, Priest :p

[Mangachaos]

*drains the rest of the beer after eating the whole "bloody" sandwich while walking in hte stairs*
*turns flashlight on*
Whoa... dark... *trips at the last step* ops...
well... where´s the cave? there´s a door here... is that it?

[jetblue]

*walks around in a huge godzilla costume*
"How come theres only 4 of us? And im the only one in costume?",talks through the neck flap.
"Where is everybody?",looks at a empty room illuminated softly by jack-o-lanterns. Hears a cough in a dark corner.
"Did someone forget to put the fliers on car windshields?",looks at the wide open door of the tavern where a skeleton hangs with sound effects.
"And so far we only had one trick or treater. There should of been thousands by now",looks at the huge piles of candy by the door. Picks up some candy corn and eats it.
"And this pumpkin flavored beer tastes awful.",drinks a stein of pumpkin beer.
"But since we have so much of it we have to finish it."
"Mabey things will pick up when the sun goes down"...........

[Lance Alvein]

We shall see, Jet....
I suppose we should make sure that the roads haven't been blocked off yet... maybe that's why there are no trick-or-treaters out...

[eViL bAz]

It's seems that we 4 are the only one :S, but anyway I will put my costume..

*EB goes to the bathroom and walks out after 15 min with his costume*

Hey I am an angel MUAHAHAHA that way no one will think bad of me :p
Let me call the ladies I know

*EB grabs a cell phone and calls*

done they are coming in a 2 hours
:D

[Lance Alvein]

Woot... it becomes party time now :p

[Mangachaos]

Meh! Forget the cave.. it can wait..:p
*puts on a costume as well...*
It´s a classic Frankenstein´s monster costume... *head too big so it wobbles*
Sorry for my big head here... :D
*wobbles all the way up the stairs and sits on a free chair*
lemme try some pumpkinbeer jet...
*take the now empty glass and put it onto table*
Whooo! *blows bloodvienlike serpentines through entire bar* There! That should do it... btw how long is this gonna take..? I wanna go down there and check later on... :D
Of course I wont this to end that quickly! heh... *wobble a little more with the head* Whoa.. i have to glue this or something..XD

[jetblue]

"Well it looks like a few more people came as well as the girl's baz called. But there all over him and ignoring the rest of us. I know what will impress the girls",walks up to the small stage where the kareoke machine is set up. Trips on own tail.
"Lets see what the selector has tonight",scrolls through the songs list.
"Hmm,monstermash,thriller.....ah heres a good one",presses a selection,starts singing.
http://rpgamers.info/images/smilies/note.gifI wanna rock your body...just let me rock you till the break of dayhttp://rpgamers.info/images/smilies/note.gif,stops when he sees frankenstein emerge from the cellar's trap door. Screams like a little girl.
"Ahhhhh,run for your lives!!!! One of lord drauds experiments has escaped to feast on human flesh. The bloodening has begun!",runs but trips on own tail again.....

[eViL bAz]

*Baz and the girls enjoy the show and see how the experiments of Drauds begin to eat humans*

Ha this is really funny isn't it girls?

*the girls turn around and show their true face.... all of them are vampress*

"Yes master" they say with sensual-hypnotic voice*

*6 hours later*

Wow this is was a hell of a party, how are everybody?

[jetblue]

*cowers under a table. sees the head of frankenstein wobble and speak*
"Oh its you manga chaos. You scared the begebers out of me",gets up from under table.
"Mabey im too drunk or that pumpkin beer is making me see things",makes excuses.
"But anyway lets get this party started!",dances in his godzilla costume. Trips some of the people with his tail.
"Its almost sunrise so we better...",hears a noise at the window.
"What the! Damn teens egged and toiletpapered the tavern!",opens window and shakes fist....

[Mangachaos]

*takes some rotten eggs that were hidden under one of the tables and throws them at the stupid brats*
haha..! take that you... monsters..! *insane laughter... mohuhuhuhuhohohohahaha!
*head wobble again* *takes one hand and smack it onto head* there! that should do it! *head now halfsmashed doesn´t woble anymore* dammn... now my costume is ruined.. oh well... at least I got the brats... muhahah... *sees the brats running fast as lightning from bar* No more treats for you.. hahaha! :D
ops... did I scare you jet...? hahaha... well.. next time I choose something less wobbly..XD how about that beer now... the pumpkinbeer? Like to try it although it´s a bit late.. heh... *takes of head.. now looking like a regular guy with a really filthy costume* oh... uh.. this is the way it looked... you know.. frankenstein.. dirty.... like that... ^^
I need a drink... >_<

[jetblue]

*wakes up under a table with hangover*
"Owe my head. What happened to my costume?",wobbles to the bar and pours a cup of coffee.
"I dont remember anything. But it looks like we finished the pumpkin beer",looks at the mess of empty kegs all over.
"We have to clean up the tavern soon and remove the halloween lights and stuff outside or people driving by will think were fools",takes a sip of coffee.
"Then we have to decorate for thanksgiving. Someone has to make a big paper turkey out of construction paper and some pilgrim hats. I have to figure out what the main meal is gonna be. Pork,toykey,beff or fish?"........

[Mangachaos]

That depends on the crew I guess.. the drinkingcrew..:p I for one choose pork... turkey just isn´t my taste...>_<' *grabs a forgotten bottle of pumkinbeer and drinks it* AH! So THIS is how it tasted... good stuff...^^ my regards to the brewer... do a simular beer and add it to the drinks...^^
Still need a drink... >_<' *throws costume out of window* Never this one again... heh...
Well.. now that that´s over.. shall we go back to our drinking again perhaps? In that case I order.. uh... a drink... a mixed drink with more taste then alcohole.... slow drinking is the best one.. and you can talk longer without passing out..XD oh.. and btw I like to have a glass of water to that... and maybe a little coffee... if you dont mind jet? *put a cup at table* I LOVE coffee! ^^ um... I like it with a sip milk too... hope I didn´t ruined your day and all... where is everyone btw...? *sees the bar as it is empty*
Next time I get the girls so we could shaaaare...XD promise..^^ oh? I had a snackbar in my bag here... want some jet? It´s still fresh... can be good for the cofee don´t you think? oh.. there were two of ´em... *takes one and offer the other and waits for jet to answer* Sorry for scaring you like that again... my costume looked THAT real...? I have to tell them to make it a little less real next time...>_<'

[Galthol]

*Galthol pokes his head inside the tavern.8
"Is it safe to come in.... Wait stupid question. Of course its not. Have things settled down to what passes as normal in this place yet. Bah nevermind"
*Galthol walks in and starts to help clean up*

[jetblue]

*sees galthol,spits out drink*
"Hi galthol,what a surprise. Come sit at the bar and il buy ya the largest stein of beer we have",pushes a patron off a stool so galthol can sit.
"So hows things?",puts a 2 foot tall stein filled with beer in front of galthol.
"Id make you a sandwich but the kitchen is closed. Since locke left I missplaced the keys to the fridges and cupboards and stock room.".......

[Lance Alvein]

You mean that somebody needs to break into the store room... who's a thief around here???

[FlashFirer]

Uhnn, pretty much everyone? I mean, someone just stole your jacket--hey put that down, it wasn't me. u.u'

However if you want someone who's a real pro you can always contact Y--*Flash's voice magically mutes*

[Galthol]

"Thanks Jet, Not really hungry at the moment. But I'll see about the door later"
*Eyes the stein*
"Though I think this will keep me buzy for a while"

[Mangachaos]

You mean that somebody needs to break into the store room... who's a thief around here???Um.. actually... I have the rank "thief"... what do you want me to do? XD
I´m guessing I have some kind of thief-abilities... heh... let´s see... what can be used against a closed door when it comes to thieves.... hmhmhmhmhm...
well... I can lockpick the doors... that wont damage the lock or doors...^^
I dont think it´s good to use the knifes or doublelances though...:p
*looks at the closed door* Nope... too sturdy...>_<'

*sees that snackbar has become all melty and throughs away it at the nearest trashcan*

Hm... so we cant have our drinks or snacks if this door isn´t opened... well.. tell the word and I open it... maybe we even find the keys too..^^

[Galthol]

*looks at the closed door* Nope... too sturdy...>_<'
..."Bah, sturdy, We have plenty of wood outside"
*Galthol whistles and a chocobo trots into the taveren*
"Just you wait I'll get that door open"
*Mounts the chocobo and backs up"
"Alright then.... CHARGE!!!"

[jetblue]

*sees the chocobo charge then fall into a trapdoor*
"Hmm,seems theres also booby traps as well as sturdy locks and chains",walks over to the trap door as it shuts and resets itself.
"I guess the keys also deactivate them",scratches head.
"How could i loose such a large keyring with over a hundred keys on them? I must of been drunk and put then somewhere",tries to remember......

[Galthol]

"ummm HELP!!!. Its really dark down here, AHHHH, what was that, Guys this isn't funny anymore, GET ME OUT!!!"

[Mangachaos]

omg... he fell down... not good...>_<' what´s down there anyway?

*start looking for the key* We must find that key... can you remember anything since that party we had last time Jet or did you loose all your memory by that pumpkinbeer..? :p

*searching under the tables* not here..-.-'
isn´t there a code or something else.. must there be a key!? Oo
Ok... seems I have to take on the door with my thiefskills... but which one..? *brainstorm*

[jetblue]

"Nope,it was way before the party when locke suddenly dissapeared and left a note with the keys on top of it",gets a crowbar and a log from the fireplace.
"I think we can prop the trap door open",opens a crack of the trapdoor with the crowbar and lodges the log to hold it open.
"Hello down there...were looking for some rope",........

[Galthol]

"Gah. I heard something slithering. I still rememember my last time down here when Drauds 'experiments' were in fully swing, now that they have been left to fester... OH HELL, something brushed up against my leg... I hear something flying around down here. Hey what ever happened to Drauds spawn....Oh um Hi... what no thank you, I dont want to go in the cart. NOOOOOoooooooo......."