Haiku Reviews

[Zedie9]

:wave: This thread is a continuation of the one found here: http://www.rpgamers.net/cgi-bin/board/discussion.cgi?forum=11&discussion=259

As in the prior thread, review that movie you just watched - but make sure your praise or criticism is in the form of a haiku. ;)

[Jim]

Escape from NY

A little classic,
rough around the edges, but
Lee Van Cleef still rocks.

[Zedie9]

Jaws (again)


This one scared me when
I was small. I'm carrying
On the tradition. :evilgrin:
5(5)

[Zedie9]

The Boy Who Could Fly (again)

Winsome film about
The new freaks in town meeting
The freaks living there. :D
:star::star::star::star: of 5

[Zedie9]

Legend of the Drunken Master

I like Jackie Chan
Movies for their humor and
Interesting stunts.
:star::star::star::star: of 5

[Zedie9]

Neon Genesis Evangelion (series) (again)

Surprisingly deep,
Cryptically flawed, yet oft
Brilliant anime
:star::star::star::star::star:

The Last of the Mohicans (Director's Cut)

Beautiful landscapes,
Love, adventure, and honor
Make this a fav'rite
:star::star::star::star::star:

[Zedie9]

Gigantic: A Tale of Two Johns

A treasure trove of
Information for fans of
They Might Be Giants.
:star::star::star::star:

[Zedie9]

What Women Want

Gibson can hear what
Women are thinking, and he
Goes insane like them. :D ;)
:star::star::star::star:

[Zedie9]

The Blair Witch Project (again)

Some good ideas that
Are not necessarily
Original. Eh.
:star::star::star:

[Zedie9]

Romancing the Stone

Adventure, romance,
And humor cooperate
For a solid film.

:star:star::star::star:

[silverDistortioN]

The Matrix

this movie: badass.
badass, badass, badass! yeah!
it is so badass.

:star::star::star::star::star::star: out of five! =o

(never have i known such beauty in the english language...)

[Zedie9]

Day After Tomorrow

Atrocious acting,
Predictable storyline,
Nice catastrophes.
:star::star:

[Zedie9]

:hijack: Seems few people like making reviews in haiku, so let's try hijacking it and reviewing in limericks! :lick:

Review the last movie (or series) you have watched...

:celestial:

[Zedie9]

Let the Right One In

Bullies, they pick on this boy,
Lonely, with a knife for a toy.
When a new girl moves in,
They become friends,
But she is a vampire! Oy!

:star::star::star::star::star:

[Pezito]

Hey, nice movie indeed ! Extremely cold in all matters, be it the climate or people's emotions... But it's an original variation on the theme of vampires, and touching somehow.

Anyway - I think I'll stick to haiku reviews ; I like the simplicity of it. ^^

Ponyo On the Cliff By the Sea

heart-warming story
disguised as a fairy tale
animation gem

[Zedie9]

The Broken

Predictable, yet
Subtle surrealism
Ultimately sates

:shame: Bleh - that review gives little indication what the movie is about, but I'm not changing it now. :p

[Marona]

i made my own in 6th grade and it was published

Dandelions

Yellow petals shine
Feeling silky and smoothly
Dancing in the wind

I know it isnt a review of a movie but...since we're talking about haiku's lol...