Memorable Movie Quotes

[Giea]

So I just thought of this, post your favorite or funniest quotes you can think of. So, if you see a movie and like a quote post it here. Also, if you can remember a funny or memorable quote, post it here as well! Lastly, if you could post what or where it came from would be great. :D

"OMG Karen you can't just ask people why they're white!" -Mean Girls

"I'm sorry I farted in your purse." -Baby Mama

[pikatsu]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn about it!" -Rhett Butler, Gone with the Wind-

[Kilu]

"The Dude abides." -The Dude, The Big Lebowski-

"You just killed a helicopter with a car." –Matt Farrell, Die Hard 4-

"Wow, I know that tone, it's just weird hearing it from someone... with hair." –Matt Farrell, Die Hard 4-

"One for all and more for me." -Cardinal Richelieu, The Three Musketeers-

[Charon]

I quote like comedy quotes.

From Zoolander
Hansel: So I guess you can... derelicte my balls.
Zoolander: I can derelicte my own balls thank you.

From Bruce Almighty
Thug: You'll get an apology the day a monkey climbs outta my ass!
Bruce: Well what a coincidence! Because that's... today.

[silverDistortioN]

"If you have a milkshake... and I have a milkshake... and I have a staw [...] and my straw reaches acrooosssssssss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake; I... DRINK... YOUR... MILKSHAKE! *slurrrrrrrrrp* I DRINK IT UP!" - Daniel Day-Lewis's character, There Will Be Blood!

[Rai]

From Airplane:

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Dr.Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

=D

[JavaSamurai]

Nice Suit - Hans Die Hard

[silverDistortioN]

"The Dude abides." -The Dude, The Big Lebowski-

Cowboy: Just one thing...
Dude: Yeah, what's that?
Cowboy: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
Dude: ............. the fuck you talkin' about?

[bjp4444]

"....bitches leave." that bad guy from robocop.

[Kilu]

"Chill out, dickwad." -Terminator, Terminator 2: The Judgment Day

:D

[BAMAToNE]

Egon: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Venkman: What?
Egon: Don't cross the streams.
Venkman: Why?
Egon: It would be bad.
Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray: Total protonic reversal.
Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

[bjp4444]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

from the classic they live!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso

[Charon]

"Chill out, dickwad." -Terminator, Terminator 2: The Judgment Day

:D

Seconded. One of the best quotes ever. :)

[tanisthalon]

'Get away from her you BITCH!' Ripley to the Queen alien in Aliens.

[BAMAToNE]

Reggie Dunlop: You cheap sonofabitch. Those guys are retards.
McGrath: I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise.
Reggie Dunlop:: They brought their fuckin toys!
McGrath: I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves.
Reggie Dunlop: They're too dumb to play with themselves! I've done enough shitwork for today. What did you trade for them, a used puck bag?

-- Slap Shot (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076723/)

Hockey season is almost upon us! :spin:

[Cyrano de Hero]

"....bitches leave." that bad guy from robocop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO-g_fgISJY

Kurtwood Smith as Clarence Boddicker... classic role. There were so many great lines in that movie!

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

[BAMAToNE]

"How much for your women?"

-- Jake Blues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMTNipnkYeI

[Charon]

From 101 Dalmations.

Cruella: "What kind of sycophant are you?"
Assistant: "What kind of sycophant would you like me to be?"

[Lord Draud]

"Life if like a box of ammo" - Duke Nukem

[Charon]

"Your life however is more like a box of active grenades!" - Stewie Griffin.

Seriously though... is there a Duke Nukem movie? O_o

"Now is the winter of your discontent!" - also Stewie Griffin. :P