Memorable Movie Quotes

[Giea]

So I just thought of this, post your favorite or funniest quotes you can think of. So, if you see a movie and like a quote post it here. Also, if you can remember a funny or memorable quote, post it here as well! Lastly, if you could post what or where it came from would be great. :D

"OMG Karen you can't just ask people why they're white!" -Mean Girls

"I'm sorry I farted in your purse." -Baby Mama

[pikatsu]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn about it!" -Rhett Butler, Gone with the Wind-

[Kilu]

"The Dude abides." -The Dude, The Big Lebowski-

"You just killed a helicopter with a car." –Matt Farrell, Die Hard 4-

"Wow, I know that tone, it's just weird hearing it from someone... with hair." –Matt Farrell, Die Hard 4-

"One for all and more for me." -Cardinal Richelieu, The Three Musketeers-

[Charon]

I quote like comedy quotes.

From Zoolander
Hansel: So I guess you can... derelicte my balls.
Zoolander: I can derelicte my own balls thank you.

From Bruce Almighty
Thug: You'll get an apology the day a monkey climbs outta my ass!
Bruce: Well what a coincidence! Because that's... today.

[silverDistortioN]

"If you have a milkshake... and I have a milkshake... and I have a staw [...] and my straw reaches acrooosssssssss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake; I... DRINK... YOUR... MILKSHAKE! *slurrrrrrrrrp* I DRINK IT UP!" - Daniel Day-Lewis's character, There Will Be Blood!

[Rai]

From Airplane:

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Dr.Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

=D

[JavaSamurai]

Nice Suit - Hans Die Hard

[silverDistortioN]

"The Dude abides." -The Dude, The Big Lebowski-

Cowboy: Just one thing...
Dude: Yeah, what's that?
Cowboy: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
Dude: ............. the fuck you talkin' about?

[bjp4444]

"....bitches leave." that bad guy from robocop.

[Kilu]

"Chill out, dickwad." -Terminator, Terminator 2: The Judgment Day

:D

[BAMAToNE]

Egon: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Venkman: What?
Egon: Don't cross the streams.
Venkman: Why?
Egon: It would be bad.
Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray: Total protonic reversal.
Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

[bjp4444]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

from the classic they live!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso

[Charon]

"Chill out, dickwad." -Terminator, Terminator 2: The Judgment Day

:D

Seconded. One of the best quotes ever. :)

[tanisthalon]

'Get away from her you BITCH!' Ripley to the Queen alien in Aliens.

[BAMAToNE]

Reggie Dunlop: You cheap sonofabitch. Those guys are retards.
McGrath: I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise.
Reggie Dunlop:: They brought their fuckin toys!
McGrath: I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves.
Reggie Dunlop: They're too dumb to play with themselves! I've done enough shitwork for today. What did you trade for them, a used puck bag?

-- Slap Shot (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076723/)

Hockey season is almost upon us! :spin:

[Cyrano de Hero]

"....bitches leave." that bad guy from robocop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO-g_fgISJY

Kurtwood Smith as Clarence Boddicker... classic role. There were so many great lines in that movie!

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

[BAMAToNE]

"How much for your women?"

-- Jake Blues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMTNipnkYeI

[Charon]

From 101 Dalmations.

Cruella: "What kind of sycophant are you?"
Assistant: "What kind of sycophant would you like me to be?"

[Lord Draud]

"Life if like a box of ammo" - Duke Nukem

[Charon]

"Your life however is more like a box of active grenades!" - Stewie Griffin.

Seriously though... is there a Duke Nukem movie? O_o

"Now is the winter of your discontent!" - also Stewie Griffin. :P

[silverDistortioN]

"This is good, but what is best in life?"
"The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and wind in your hair."
"WRONG."

Conan the Barbarian

"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."

[Charon]

From Disaster Movie.

Batman: Hi.
Enchanted Princess: Oh hi.
Batman *deep voice*: I'm Batman.
Enchanted Princess *deep voice*: I'm Enchanted Princess.

The delivery is brilliant. I lol'd hard.

Lamest movie quote ever.
From The Dead Next Door.

A member of 'Zombie Squad' has a zombie on the floor. He places his gun in its mouth.
"Have a nice day!"
*boom*

¬¬

[BAMAToNE]

Jehnna: I suppose nothing hurts you.
Conan: Only pain.

Conan the Destroyer. ;)

[silverDistortioN]

"Have an ice day."
-Van Damme's character in Time Cop, just before he smashes Bad Guy's frozen arm.

[Charon]

The Governator in Last Action Hero as he punches some guy in the nuts.

"You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!"

[Cyrano de Hero]

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop.

[Charon]

From Ghostbusters II. Facing trial for their 'crimes' the Ghostbusters are in court when two freakish ghosts burst onto the scene causing havoc. As the judge gives his permission the 'busters strap on their equipment and one by one, power up their proton guns.

Venkman: "Doe..."
Stanz: "Ray..."
Spengler: "Egon!"

¬¬ Made me laugh at the time.

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From Happy Gilmore.

Shooter: "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
Happy: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

[WalrusMongler]

"Penis penis penis, vagina vagina vagina."

Varsity Blues

[BAMAToNE]

Pete: Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Knocked Up

[silverDistortioN]

JDepp: "Are you a Mexi-CAN... or a Mexi-CAN'T?"
Machete: "I'm a Mexi-CAN!"

Ah, I forget their characters' names.

[Marona]

Greg: "I bet everybody would love to hear about your little rendezvous in the parking lot at the Oyster Bay Drug and Sundries.Yeah you know what I'm talking about.Where the guy gave you the passports and the documents,or how about your little phone call in Thai?"

Dina: "Pfft.Jack can't talk Thai."

Greg: "Oh no Dina,Jack can talk Thai.Jack talk Thai very well."

- Meet The Parents

This was intended to be in my Phoenix Wrong flash but i never got back to it^^;

[silverDistortioN]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A